Google Translate Sings: Lady Gaga
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I adore Lady Gaga, not gonna lie. But no one is safe from Google Translate :) What are some of your favorite Gaga songs? Anything from the new album I should cover?
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"I can't read" Probably why these lyrics make no sense.
Corentin Graulier what the hekk are you doing on the human world Yuyuko?
i heard I cant breath....
Wait. Soooo ,why are you no ded
@@carstenrauscher6009 Now I can't unhear it xD
Lady Gaga: Bad romance
Everyone: Bad romance
Google: *BAD RANCHERAS*
Google, curse of ranchera
Ah yes, the Lady Gaga classic: Bad Rancheras.
They just can't herd cattle!
"I do not want you to suffer"
"I wanna make you sick"
hmmm not suffering?
nope, some people revel in their disease.
robloxgummygirl xxx meh too
""I do not want to suffer"
"I want to be sick"
Hummer martyr"
950th
Ya what
''i cleaned the road''
''do not hide Ovsk''
me: dead
bub has spawned. :P i thought of lil bub the cat when i heard that. :P
I thought of BeamNGDrive since I'm always crashing and need to respawn.
Made me think of an elder god called Bub.
Ya didn't die at the "I love hoe tag" ? XD
because god does not err
Lady Gaga: I was born this way!
Google Translate: I was not born this way!
Also google: Bub has spawned in this way
Google translate became homophobic
I was not born this way, but Bub has spawned this way.
my german class a few years ago did this with whatever song we picked and shared it to prove how bad google was. i still remember jesus take the wheel became jesus stole my bicycle 10 years later.
Speaking of bicycles, i once translated "Stand straight,keep it right on track/Gotta stand on the outcast,your deck is stacked"
Became "Go straight down the road/i went to bicycle" i love google translator.
JESUS STOLE MY BICYCLE!? LMAOOOO
Yeah I once translated the safety informations on a plane and “smoking is not allowed on the aircraft” turned into “all smokers are important cigars”
That sounds like an amazing assignment
Really? When I translate it it says "Jesus raised his hand"
"I don't want you to suffer"
"I wanna make you sick"
MAKE UP YOUR GODDAM MIND
Ikr?
♪I do not like you, you are so beautiful♪
Oof
Bro this is sick...
@Aubrey *but that’s from another video*
What I got from this:
*Bad Romance:* She wants to get vengeance on someone by writing terrible rancheras, so she asks for our devotion so we help her create her bad ranchera army to take that person down.
*Poker Face:* She got pregnant playing hoe tag and now she has to raise a child, the father is in jail now and he cheated on her with someone named Hara, who's probably the one she wants to torment with bad rancheras since she lives in Texas and expresses her concern with all the mexican immigrants there.
*Born this way:* Her mother stole her lipstick and her hair because she was jealous of how beautiful she was, and even tries to shame her saying that her beauty is the cause of her early pregnancy. She now looks ugly because of that, and says she wasn't born that way. Also Bub is probably the father.
*Perfect Illusion:* Turns out with was just a crazy acid trip that looked too realistic.
Julio Ruiz Ovsk is the worst father ever
Malinda Kathleen Reese XD! Hi Malinda!
She named him after the father.
I'm not even going to try to top that. You've won the internet. :)
Omg XD
"Easy to start playing the game I love hoe tag" I DIED OF LAUGHTER
Google Translate has to be a Gamer... nobody else makes "born" to "spawns"
Gamer Translate
*_Bub is a gamer._*
In biology, people often talk about eggs "spawning", so maybe that's where it (and the video game term) came from. Although I must admit, the last song sounded a lot like it was talking about a video game.
Ikr. My brother went through a gamer phase and he was like "Wow, you have such good stamina and health, I think you were just spawned better," and I was like "Uh, ok?"
Minecraft Spawn eggs
So I was singing along with this... My rabbit gave me a look like "what even".
Even the rabbit knows that something isn’t right
a rabbit, my darling? i am not ok.
I have a bunny too! What breed do you have? Ik this was two years ago but I'm curious
@@jellycrazydiaries7279 Uhmm you know that rabbits lifespan is 1-2 years right?
@@Estanceviri no that is wild rabbits not house rabbits they can live 8-12 years
"I don't want you to suffer
I want to make you sick"
*When your mum takes your lipstick and transfers your hair*
"It is the love, not the love." Perfect lyrics they totally make sense...😂
lol
Well it would be a problem of one of the words was LOVE
Undertale fan here
"Is, is that you're perfect, referred to as the cause of children"
heavy.
That made my Day, soda came out of my nose and I laughed till I cried!
Poker face = countenance jab
Perfect illusion = impeccable hallucination
I love how if you translate each word it actually works
Interesting... but how is a face a jab?
@@japanpanda2179 Countenance = face. To jab = to poke, as in poker.
@@ewqdsacxz765 Wow that makes a surprising amount of sense, thanks
rancheras are love songs in mexico so... xD
I thought they were a food before I read this comment. lol
FeiraDragon lol no x'D rancheras are beautiful ballads of love xD
not al rancheras are of love, have you ever heard huapango?, bolero ranchero or anything that Javier Solis sang? heck even José Alfredo Jimenez was depressing ("the life isn't worth anything").
depression and happiness are part of what love means too
me too
"I just want to be single." Who would Google translate date? Siri?
No, it is their relationship but they are not talking.
Internet Explorer-Chan, Alexa or Miku Hatsune.
Cortana? Or Alexa?
Sir I is with Alexa
Christine Shaw date as in the fruit perhaps. Not sure.🤔
I'm sorry, but my favorite line in this whole thing is: "She has my hair transferred and took my lipstick!" It's just too funny!
Same!! 😂😂
I found it really difficult to understand this video because
I can't read, I can't read.
Ok, I'll go now.
GT Walker 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
XD
The way she says "rancheras" makes me think that she could speak Italian (and Spanish) with a perfect pronunciation
I agree
It isn't ranche"rr"as, it's just a simple airy r sound though
In spanish the r is said that way.
Agnė Rinkevičiūtė Hello! Well, you're misinformed. I was raised in a country in South America, Argentina, despite having different ethnical routes. I speak Spanish perfectly since it's my main language, and it's a common error that English speakers think that in Spanish, every letter is overaccented. Same with Italian. I invite you to watch a South American videoblogger to prove I'm not wrong.
Midori
Okay.
Google Translate Lady Gaga Medley
0:21 Bad Rancheras
1:26 Countenance Jab
2:22 Spawned in this way
3:25 Impeccable Hallucination
I want the full versions lol
Edit: no pressure on Malinda btw
@@jacobwilks9204 I rewatched this video a few times and I'm doing a full Google Translate version of Born This Way soon
I miss seeing her videos so I started doing my own Google Translate Sings videos as well
Impeccable Hallucination sounds like the localised name of a Stand from JoJo's
"I can't read."
What up, I'm Lady Gaga, I'm thirty-three and I never learnt how to read.
What did you write
TGPO GD what
I love this
Gabi TGB sorry what did you just say
This comment is so underrated
To be completely fair...
That was one damn fine Chimera.
It was a poor pronounciation of the word chimera though...
Chimera can be pronounced either way.
Consult your local dictionary. Greek root, thus the "ch" is pronounced with a /k/ sound. Words like "chrysalis" and "chaos" follow the same rule.
Christopher Cook
From what I've read, the "Ch" is pronounced /x/
Shining Armor You weren't reading an English dictionary then.
+1 for pronouncing "rancheras" very well.
-1 for pronouncing "chimera" wrong.
+100 for hilarity.
Score: 100.
You start off at 100%, not 0%.
@@bluishwolf who says we were talking about percentages lol
The way he was handing out deductions seemed like he was grading a school test, for which grades are given out as a percentage.
@Jon Davis no even if he/she didn’t subtract the one it would be 101 because 1+1 = 2 have you not done preschool yet?
@@bluishwolf that depends on country and the specific school test.
2070 be like: "I was spawned this way"
I love how "I was born this way" managed to turn into "I was not born this way" through Google Translate. That honestly deserves a prize.
xDDDDD SHE TOOK YOUR LIPSTICK??? Whaaat??? Bad Mom.
+Bina Bianca Mom also transferred the hair !
She just couldn't stand her daughter being prettier than her
Lady Gaga's mum was jealous of her fame so she did bad stuff to Lady Gaga's body, that's what the song is about (according to Google Translate)
Bina Bianca hljs
Well, good thing she has glass in her numb now.
4:14-"all is a little chaos"
Google Translate Sings in a nutshell
I love that she screamed into the hairbrush when she sang that
I'm her but crazier
A little chaos??? I think it’s a bit more than a little
Is she really using duct tape as gloves during Poker Face? 😂
Improvise
Adapt
Overcome
Drastic times require drastic solutions
Yes
After all these years, I'm still impressed by the props...
"What's your favorite song?" "Impeccable Hallucination."
We need a shirt saying Bad Rancherrrras
Jacob Farrington And hoe tag!
"I cleaned the road | Because God did not err" I'm dead 😂
"Hoe tag" did it for me, the first thing that popped into my head was playing a game of tag with a gardening tool, :-)
@@Dermacrosis Me too
Yes gardening tools are not something a game of tag should be played with :-D
“Do not hide ovsk”
DANG IT I JUST HID THE OVSK 😂😂😂
Ah yes, my favourite party game...
*H O E T A G*
Spawned in this way...
what? :v
Apparently Google Translate has been playing video games in its free time.
xD
LadyGaga is Satan #Confirm
:v
Erulasse Aranel SkyDoesGaga :v
Erulasse that exsplains why it's so bad at its job
The "aaaaahrgh" after she says "This is a little chaos" always gets me XD
Nothing:
No soul in the universe:
Complete silence:
Gts: Do not hide Ovsk!
Wow.
i love how everytime Google Translate turn "baby" to "child/children"
"I do not want you to suffer"
"I want to make you sick"
Make up your mind!
2:06 hello storm!
(X-men reference)
LOL FOR GOD'S SAKE DO A SIA SINGS PLEAAASE
THIS. THIS. THIS!
Nicolae Borta chandelier 😂😂
Robert Dominski Poland?
Nico Lay the greatest
Nico Lay Let Google's automatic subtitles handle that one!
"I wanna be like Texas" whoa google is insensitive!
@Crocoshark it may enforce stereotypes about texas.
@@korei1181 Only Chuck Norris is able to deal with bad rancheras....
1.Bad Rancheras
2.Countenance Jab
3.Bub Has Spawned This Way
4.Perfect Hallucination
Its one thing to take these songs and screw up the lyrics, its another to do all this editing and acting that just sells it so perfectly. Your reactions and the random pictures you put up just makes everything amazing. This is really funny and well done. Keep up the good work.
Malenrick I thought this was a hate at first lol
The production values are amazing!
Yeah.
"hara has done him and i tell him what i have.."
is it crabs? i bet its crabs..
2:30 She has my hair transferred and took my lipstick! LOL!
Do not hide OVSK! XDD
Bub has spawned this way...
Like any teenager.
She is sooo insanely good at keeping the original vibe of the song and video while at the same time singing utter nonsense. 😂
#inspiring
"This is the perfect hallucination"
EXPOSED..... Lady Gaga struggles with hallucination..... this explains a lot
I'm suppose to be putting on lipstick but this one mom keeps kicking my ass
The Spoopy Trashcan is it TheMother27?
Just A Normal Obsessive Fan what's TheMother27?
"I can't read, I can't read"-Me: Same
I feel like the line "I cleaned the road because God did not er"
Is Google Translate being mad at God for not doing it. (Must be an important road.) XD
The road of google headquarters
It was God's turn to clean that road, not Lady Googoo!
"Bad Rancheras" next Trump's phrase to refer to mexican women
illegal*
TRACKED SHOT #BadHombres #BadRancheras
Croissants Are Love stfu
ThatBilingual American Dude calm down it's a joke.
Mexican women are bad Mexican love songs?
I love your 'Born This Way' makeup, it's really effective :D
I love how “baby, I was born this way.” turned into “I was not born this way.”
"Born"
Me, an intellectual, "spawned in".
Can you do an ABBA Google translate sings?
YES!
Yes yes!
oh yeah, gimme that ABBA compilation :D
I need this!
someoneelse227
Bub has spawned in this way? The whole time I was thinking 'bub' could be short for 'Beelzebub' (the devil) xD So it translates into "The devil has spawned in this way". I think google translate just decoded some subliminal messaging :P
"Bub" is also an old German word for Boy.
So lady gaga is the devil and a man? Man so much is coming clear.
Beelzebub is not the devil, he's the Lord of All Those Who Fly (mistranslated as Lord of the "Flies" in short).
Nope, the devil is a woman (female genius)... it's just that the ancients couldn't come to terms with a woman being intelligent so she "had" to be a man obviously. Devil just means "Dualistic" which was the old belief being promoted through elites. Lady Gaga is just a singer and promoter of information, not The Man or Devil.
Adina Ispas No, he's actually the demon of gluttony. I looked it up on google when I posted that comment.
3:20 I was born this way -> I was NOT born this way
"I love hoe tag"
-Malinda Kathleen Reese, 2016
You should do a translation of "What does the fox say?"
That would be .............interesting
Would you communicate by Morse?
You Morse?
well, it doesn't make sense to begin with... that's a great idea!!!
I tried it and this is what I got:
It is the advantage
Cat Meow
Birds will be Monday
And mouse squeek
Cattle Mo
Hoarse voice Frog
Elephant
Dax QUACK Sound.
Fish drop
Press "OW OW OW"
At the same time, one vote.
Neither knows.
Fox nothing?
"Ring Goofy - Ding -dingeringeding!
Gering - Ding - Goofy -dingeringeding!
Gering - Goofy -ttaengttaengttaeng ring! "
Fox nothing?
"WA-pa-pa-pa-pa-pappírsrúllunar Pau!
Pierre Pierre Pierre Pierre Pierre Bang!
Pierre Pierre Pierre Pierre Bang! "
Fox nothing?
"Hateeli Hateeli Hateeli-HO!
Hateeli Hateeli Hateeli-HO!
Hateeli Hateeli Hateeli-HO! "
Fox nothing?
"Joffe tchoff tchoffo tchoffo tchoff!
Tchoff tchoff tchoffo tchoffo tchoff!
Joffe tchoff tchoffo tchoffo tchoff! "
Fox nothing?
Big blue eyes
Sharp nose
Rat
Dig a hole.
Little feet
Serious
Suddenly, you are still standing.
The skin will be red.
This is very good.
Angel in disguise
At the same time, the conference
good words
What do you say?
Q-O-O-O-OSU?
Q-O-O-O-OSU?
Q-O-O-O-OSU?
What does that mean?
HO-O-O-O-OSU?
HO-O-O-O-OSU?
HO-O-O-O-OSU?
Fox nothing?
"Jach · Cha Cha Cha Cha, bait!
Cha-Cha-Cha Cha butterflies!
Cha-Cha-Cha Cha butterflies! "
Fox nothing?
Cake on Cake Mecca of Ka!
Ka Kaka Kaka in the grain!
Ka Kaka Kaka in the grain!
Fox nothing?
"Hee hee Oh of Ahee!
Hee hee Oh of Ahee!
Hee hee Oh of Ahee! "
Fox nothing?
"A-oo-oo-oo-OOO!
Hmm Hmm Hmm! "
Fox nothing?
Fox Secret
Ancient mystery
Somewhere deep in the woods
I know you people are hiding.
What?
We never learn?
There will always be a mystery.
Ointment?
You're my guardian angel.
They are hidden in the woods.
What?
We never learn?
I would. I want to know!
Thank you. This made my day lol
Death of a bachelor and the emperor's new clothes by Panic at the disco!!!!!!!
Melanie Martinez or Tøp!
Yuss!!!
Kate Sanfilippo I agree
YAS
Lady Gaga: My song is about how your awesome just the way you were born.
Google Translate: Are you sure about that?
Just..... xd
"I was not born this way" LOOK AT THE FRIGGIN SONG NAME WHAT THE FRIG GOOGLE
I'm a huge Gaga fan and now I won't be able to listen to these songs the same way
Also, awesome job with the makeup and outfits, you really stayed true to Gagas style
Bad Rancheras
I Can't Read
Bub has Spawned In This Way
This Chimera is Perfect
What kinda songs is
Lady Gaga writing these days?
Seriously!
Countenance jabs*
"all is a little chaos" Welcome to 2020!
Google translate: valentine want to crochet
Captions: I want to throw up.
Me: oof.
“And took my lipstick”
Me holding lipstick: “Sorry?”
Ah yes the everlasting hairbrush-mic that we have used.
"I was not born this way but was spawned in this way" OK I'm stealing that
3:11 the best! XD
Buy Impeccable Hallucination on iTunes
Pixel Sunshine i would rather buy perfect illusion
Any song that Malinda sings is instanlty original
"Bub has spawned in this way" IM SUMMONED
"
i always hear "children" in your google translate songs
probably because the word “baby” is used a lot in songs, and it gets changed to “children”.
who doesn't love to play hoe tag?
Depends are you talking a dangerous game involving a gardening tool or a fun night at a brothel? :-)
Lol
i can tell from ur pfp that ur a hamilton fan as well. hello
@@Dermacrosis both
@@gamesandglory1648 Whatever floats your boat sweetie :-D
Mind you I wouldn't want to be in such a dangerous game, I am getting on a bit now so the less blood I loose the better. However I am not sure I can afford the other one either :-D
"we all are superstars of birth" XD
I really wish "Born This Way" was "Spawned This Way"
Do you know what I want...
BAD RANCHERAS! THAT'S WHAT
Lady Gaga can't read confirmed
FlamingPhoenix290 HAHAHAHAHAHA
In “Poker face” I swear she made those gloves from duct tape
“Easy to start playing the game I love hoe tag” - Google translate singing Poker face
I was born this way = I wasn't born this way
.....Why 😂
BUB HAS SPAWNED IN THIS WAYAYAYYYY
"I can't read, I can't read"
xD xD xD
"Bub has spawned in this way" makes me think of Lil Bub. I mean, she is our beautiful alien girl.
" 'You're perfect' is referred to as the cause of children" LMAO!!!!!
If it isn't a bother, could you one day, possibly do Friday by Rebecca Black?
Yuki Kuritana that could be awesome😂
YESSS
Everybody's looking forward to the weekend:
Who is waiting for a couple of weeks.
Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday
Becomes:
Saturday should arrive Friday, Friday
(Afrikaans, Croatian, Greek, Lithuanian, Somali)
Isabel Freeman I ran it through the same languages as you did (although in a different order) and got "Xadgudubka Jins, Jimics, must return on Friday".
this video needs few more millions of views
Leo The Lion
Can we talk about the makeup on this video. Like, the visuals are just chef’s kiss.
Lady GaGa: I love hoe tag!
Everyone Else: WHAT?
this chimera is perfect, this is the perfect hallucinaton, all is a little chaos
LOL
"All is a little chaos" followed by incoherent screaming
I feel like some of these lyrics could be from lady gaga 😂😂 her music is so weird and amazing.
Every time the background voices sang "perfect delusion" in the last song, I laughed. It's just too funny for some reason. 😂
You get 1,000 Internets for actually crocheting!!
"Took my lipstick"
*clearly wears lipstick*
She had to go to area 51 to get some more
I'm really flipping out that Malinda's cosplay is so good in Poker Face, even knowing it's her and staring at her face, I cannot tell it's her.
“I love hoe tag”
Very bad images running through my head
Diamond hoe
-2 loyalty
What images?
Meghan Trainor compilation: All About that Bass, Me Too, etc..
ewwww
How about... No.
No. Malinda only does compilations for music.
thee maxx YES.
Yes, that's going to be so cool, Malinda! Did you see the person who suggested you do a Billy Joel medley/compilation for GTS? I sing "Empire State of Mind", and I can only imagine how Google would deal with that, along with others! *****