Google Translate Sings: SHAWN MENDES

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  • @twistedtranslations
    @twistedtranslations  6 років тому +1478

    NEW MERCH RIGHT HERE!! shopmalinda.com/
    Thank you to my amazing patrons on Patreon for translating these songs for me!!

    • @mansoursaliba3499
      @mansoursaliba3499 6 років тому +7

      Malinda Kathleen Reese Google translate sings Bebe Rexha plssssss

    • @vanellaicecream9821
      @vanellaicecream9821 6 років тому +3

      Malinda Kathleen Reese so cool !

    • @binkysausage9713
      @binkysausage9713 6 років тому +2

      Malinda Kathleen Reese smooth criminal pls XD

    • @wraithlord2506
      @wraithlord2506 6 років тому +3

      Google translate sings: this is gospel by Panic! at the disco

    • @SimNomvre
      @SimNomvre 6 років тому +2

      Never knew Shawn Mendes could be so GTSed xD
      I almost died at least twice during this video (due to the laughter xD )

  • @Catsrule-Roblox
    @Catsrule-Roblox 6 років тому +2169

    “Girls like you must be boys.”
    -Shawn Mendez

  • @avariley-mcgovern9152
    @avariley-mcgovern9152 5 років тому +3241

    “What’s so distracting about my wrist?”
    Unreasonable high school dress codes

    • @graceduffy7424
      @graceduffy7424 5 років тому +34

      Ava Riley-McGovern i was literally about to comment that!

    • @mira-lm5go
      @mira-lm5go 5 років тому +16

      I was just about to comment that!

    • @diosol_
      @diosol_ 5 років тому +24

      I have uniform sooo
      😢😢😢😢

    • @diosol_
      @diosol_ 5 років тому +21

      @Dacia Williams we wear a green and white vertical lined blouse and a skort (which reaches our knees and is just a short with a peice of fabric only in the front wtf) a tie and we have to wear leather black shoes
      *trust me you wouldn't*

    • @eddieslyfox1831
      @eddieslyfox1831 5 років тому +6

      ye-

  • @danwar2489
    @danwar2489 5 років тому +882

    'If you are dying, pie'
    *Death rate drops to 0%*

  • @marianatarnovsky8613
    @marianatarnovsky8613 5 років тому +1208

    1:44 “Lost wine”
    “The wine has arrived”
    It took pretty long

    • @devfluffles
      @devfluffles 5 років тому +9

      Lol

    • @omrizohar9047
      @omrizohar9047 5 років тому +7

      Omg

    • @elideangeli5098
      @elideangeli5098 5 років тому +12

      Mariana Tarnovsky yeah over a year

    • @DaniGleenberg
      @DaniGleenberg 5 років тому +7

      Where is it?

    • @damiendamatrix3028
      @damiendamatrix3028 4 роки тому +12

      @@hanahezli1828 I wish the original comment said this so I didn't have to go through the replies lol, but that's mainly funny because senorita is also a Shawn Mendez song

  • @jacobsiron6929
    @jacobsiron6929 6 років тому +5193

    "You don't have the space, Buahahahaha"
    When you try downloading large games on your phone

  • @Aretia113
    @Aretia113 6 років тому +1652

    "Now I have no clothes. I want a ship." I feel like this describes the majority of fanfiction

  • @ilovebosgc
    @ilovebosgc 6 років тому +1812

    “and maybe I should try to meet and socialize”
    *relatable*

  • @user-ss2pj1rh7q
    @user-ss2pj1rh7q 4 роки тому +765

    "You can find pasta as you bleed"
    Me: *SATAN TAKES ME TO THE PASTA!*

  • @juliastaat
    @juliastaat 5 років тому +2226

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Google Translate: *how good do you feel when she's dead?*

    • @jur4x
      @jur4x 5 років тому +64

      That's what a detective would ask to find if you had a motive. Or smth

    • @jausonerake3235
      @jausonerake3235 5 років тому +22

      Me: I feel good.

    • @xdoorx
      @xdoorx 4 роки тому +16

      Google is Satan
      Guess Google will take Malinda to the pasta

    • @natalielloyd4326
      @natalielloyd4326 4 роки тому +6

      Age of ultron
      reversed

    • @236SPIDERS
      @236SPIDERS 4 роки тому +6

      @@xdoorx then they'll have to walk unless either of them can drive, because the taxis are far too expensive, at six dollars per minute.

  • @erviatangerine5108
    @erviatangerine5108 6 років тому +2089

    "If you are dying, pie."
    If i were a doctor

  • @galaxiekpop737
    @galaxiekpop737 6 років тому +569

    My cat, worshiping different temples,
    So that's what my cats do when I'm not paying attention to them.

    • @selenaivanovic2348
      @selenaivanovic2348 5 років тому +9

      All cats are shapeshifting pagans confirmed

    • @reneekuperus5095
      @reneekuperus5095 5 років тому +1

      I was always wondering!! Thanks!
      (this is a joke)

    • @jur4x
      @jur4x 5 років тому +4

      I always thought it is the other way around: Internet is giant temple, where people come to worship cats

    • @gyarados232
      @gyarados232 5 років тому

      So thats why when i opened my laptop it was on google and had images of temples

  • @strawberryflavouredcloroxb1565
    @strawberryflavouredcloroxb1565 5 років тому +1824

    "now i have no clothes, i want a ship"
    -creepy fangirls entering a fandom

  • @vampirefruits4614
    @vampirefruits4614 5 років тому +552

    "What's so distracting about my wrist"
    Google Translate out here knowing the struggle of dress codes lmao

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 5 років тому +3

      Or the struggle of cutters.

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 роки тому +1

      @Ellie Dixon-Wright Just to clarify, no I do not and never have but I know a few people who do and I do what I can for them

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 роки тому

      @Ambersea Yes?

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 роки тому

      @Ambersea Ohh ok no worries, I subscribed

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 роки тому

      @Ambersea What should we talk about?

  • @user-ni3nd2ew6b
    @user-ni3nd2ew6b 6 років тому +998

    The answer to everything, even death
    *PIE*

  • @eeeeea
    @eeeeea 6 років тому +572

    0:39
    "and maybe i should try to meet and socialize"
    no.

  • @itz_voguish_cool4350
    @itz_voguish_cool4350 4 роки тому +193

    ”If you are dying, pie” Undertale in a nuttshell

  • @LynMusic
    @LynMusic 6 років тому +2720

    "Maybe I should try to meet and socialize."
    But why would I do that when I have youtube?
    ALSO I'm so excited about the new merch!

    • @xiezhi2894
      @xiezhi2894 6 років тому +1

      Lyn 666 likes....

    • @pdtrx4900
      @pdtrx4900 6 років тому +2

      Maybe I should try to meet and socialize should be on the new meach and many more that we're in the video

    • @elv7381
      @elv7381 6 років тому

      Education,YE-E-E-EH! WELL DONE,I'M APPALLED

    • @moondustshine9381
      @moondustshine9381 6 років тому

      Almost 2k likes
      But yeah XD

    • @SnowfoxYT
      @SnowfoxYT 6 років тому

      Ew socialisation

  • @anahita9445
    @anahita9445 5 років тому +464

    “My cat, worshipping all the temples”
    Google translate is trying to tell us something

    • @iwuvtosuckpeepee
      @iwuvtosuckpeepee 4 роки тому +13

      Anahita Samie Google is a cat cult confirmed

    • @uriregev6572
      @uriregev6572 4 роки тому +8

      Maybe that it's cat is worshipping all the temples?

    • @starlight72733
      @starlight72733 4 роки тому +4

      Egyptian cats 😺⚱️ 🏺

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 роки тому +6

      I'm sure it's something about Ancient Egypt, you know how they worshipped cats

    • @testerwulf3357
      @testerwulf3357 2 роки тому +1

      @@japanpanda2179 But google translate said their cat is worshipping temples..not that the cat is being worshiped..?

  • @MsMercy-us4mx
    @MsMercy-us4mx 6 років тому +1117

    You should have used a ship as the censor bar. Then it would have truly been a censor *ship*

  • @kendradryita5657
    @kendradryita5657 4 роки тому +193

    "Now I don't have clothes, I want a ship"
    Someone please give that lady a ship so she can put her clothes on

    • @ally55213
      @ally55213 2 роки тому +4

      School performance:

  • @jayhoso2267
    @jayhoso2267 6 років тому +233

    "Well done, I'm appalled" should be the new "Thanks, I hate it".

  • @shiny4828
    @shiny4828 6 років тому +963

    First it was "Satan take me to the pasta"
    Now its "you can find Pasta as you bleed"
    pasta is evil confirmed

  • @doyouownthealdichain
    @doyouownthealdichain 5 років тому +655

    “I’m a kid.”
    “Please cRUUUUUUSH ME!”
    My two moods.

  • @SpectralMagnolia
    @SpectralMagnolia 5 років тому +201

    "People can fight the moon, I think"
    - Literally anyone in the Lunar Chronicles at some point

    • @luciijacksm
      @luciijacksm 4 роки тому +12

      YES

    • @wenington
      @wenington 4 роки тому +11

      Sums up the whole frickin series

    • @charlotteb.7039
      @charlotteb.7039 4 роки тому +4

      OMS YES I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

    • @rexcake
      @rexcake 4 роки тому +10

      Idk what that is, but I thought of majoras mask

    • @taylor34
      @taylor34 4 роки тому +8

      Made me think of Avatar: The Last Airbender when Zhao punched the moon, which happens to be a fish.

  • @chachabinks1
    @chachabinks1 6 років тому +889

    'what's so distracting about my wrists' - school dress code

  • @soliipsiism
    @soliipsiism 6 років тому +460

    lol this was stuck i my head and i was singing it around the house. I sang "Maybe I should try to meet and socialize" and my mom mutters "Finally" xD

  • @calicocatjm4276
    @calicocatjm4276 6 років тому +592

    "Now I have no clothes, I want a ship. " we fangirls when we enter into a new fandom.

    • @daydreamingpanda3686
      @daydreamingpanda3686 5 років тому +3

      😂😂

    • @ArtisticSin
      @ArtisticSin 5 років тому +4

      Jiminie BTS VT toooooooo true

    • @joebeerwert4645
      @joebeerwert4645 5 років тому +11

      Truuuuue. Honestly who else switches between ships constantly.

    • @SnowfoxYT
      @SnowfoxYT 5 років тому +3

      Calico Cat JM honestly me and bangtan

    • @casey7817
      @casey7817 5 років тому +2

      yep pretty much

  • @mirazenker1203
    @mirazenker1203 4 роки тому +505

    "Maybe I should try to meet and socialize?"
    Corona be like: No

  • @axdja
    @axdja 6 років тому +495

    *"What's so distracting about my wrist??"* - I say as I get dress coded...

    • @chloebuchan7569
      @chloebuchan7569 6 років тому +8

      oh my god I'm crying this is so true

    • @camdensnyder8894
      @camdensnyder8894 6 років тому +28

      Yeah, seriously. I haven't been dress coded yet this year (high school teachers are far more relaxed than middle school teachers were), but last year one time, I was dress coded for wearing capris. I was dress coded because my ankle was showing! My freaking ankle!

    • @avagaughan6839
      @avagaughan6839 6 років тому

      EXACTLY WHAT I SAID

    • @Faith276
      @Faith276 6 років тому +6

      It's funny until you realise it's a bit too close to reality
      Still funny 10/10

    • @ChronicallyKris
      @ChronicallyKris 6 років тому

      This is my favourite comment

  • @studybug5189
    @studybug5189 5 років тому +416

    “If you are dying....PIE?”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @icecrystalqueen9623
    @icecrystalqueen9623 6 років тому +459

    Google translate likes fire and death way too much.
    Btw, I guess I found the perfect journal for me.

    • @maxngr
      @maxngr 6 років тому +10

      IceCrystalQueen and pasta!

    • @sourwitch2340
      @sourwitch2340 6 років тому +8

      IceCrystalQueen I ship fire and death...she SAID she wanted a ship!

    • @fernleaf1158
      @fernleaf1158 6 років тому +4

      IceCrystalQueen And Satan.

    • @AceofShades00
      @AceofShades00 6 років тому +1

      IceCrystalQueen and Hilary

    • @jeskyaalee5363
      @jeskyaalee5363 6 років тому

      And babies

  • @puredemon5926
    @puredemon5926 4 роки тому +85

    GT: "I don't like lying."
    Me: Okay pretty close GT, pretty close.
    GT: "My cat, worshiping all the temples."
    Me: Ah. Well. You tried??

  • @Swordtee40
    @Swordtee40 6 років тому +469

    How did it get from "now that I'm without your kisses" to "I have no clothes"? LOL

    • @sorashadow9775
      @sorashadow9775 6 років тому +13

      Swordterranean40 I have no idea, but😏😏😏

    • @megmarie2153
      @megmarie2153 6 років тому +30

      Because she wants a ship. Duh! :P

    • @jacobsiron6929
      @jacobsiron6929 6 років тому +14

      Maybe she wants more than kisses now~

    • @fishwithnoI
      @fishwithnoI 6 років тому +2

      Jacob Siron uhhhh..... oh.

    • @Daniel-Unmeiten
      @Daniel-Unmeiten 6 років тому +4

      the same reason why it went from "aching, begging you to come help" to "yes please" :V :V :V :V

  • @anribester6012
    @anribester6012 6 років тому +181

    Death is a very prominent theme on Google Translate.

  • @dylan-cq1io
    @dylan-cq1io 6 років тому +1686

    "Why waste time, Mr.Conroy?"
    I choked when I heard this because my crush's last name is Conroy
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @alexoscom
      @alexoscom 6 років тому +26

      Ooof

    • @frootyfabulous101
      @frootyfabulous101 6 років тому +10

      I get it.

    • @dariaroman8560
      @dariaroman8560 6 років тому +7

      Vittoria Negroni well that's an interesting name...? uumm

    • @mysticalgalaxy375
      @mysticalgalaxy375 6 років тому +10

      holy hades

    • @_L33
      @_L33 6 років тому +9

      My friend has that surname too, (but it’s a miss) but it says Vittoria Negeoni, not Vittoria Conroy....

  • @doodlenoodle7269
    @doodlenoodle7269 4 роки тому +63

    “Please crush me” ME SIMPING FOR THAT ONE SADISTIC ANIME CHARACTER

  • @sadies3557
    @sadies3557 5 років тому +427

    Stitches was the most inappropriate thing ever😂

  • @dianag0rdon
    @dianag0rdon 6 років тому +116

    "And maybe I should try to meet and socialize"
    *What I say to myself every day*

    • @mythicalgirl2005
      @mythicalgirl2005 5 років тому +2

      Same... and then I'm like, "Nah, I'm good. People are scary."

  • @mandysinfinite6001
    @mandysinfinite6001 5 років тому +230

    "Well done, I'm appalled" 😂😂 is my favorite

    • @imnotgoodwithnames4101
      @imnotgoodwithnames4101 4 роки тому +6

      thats just me going on tumblr

    • @rexcake
      @rexcake 4 роки тому +9

      It has the same vibe as "thanks, I hate it"

    • @mlokgerm
      @mlokgerm 4 роки тому +3

      ScribbleHeart 504 thought the same thing!

    • @Magmatic07
      @Magmatic07 4 роки тому +2

      "If you are dying, pie"

    • @foolofhearts9586
      @foolofhearts9586 4 роки тому

      Reminds me of the hate comments song on her other channel
      That was one of the hate comments 😭

  • @pinky0558
    @pinky0558 5 років тому +324

    Favorite line
    Like for “This is not my baby!”
    Reply for “Salmon”

  • @catyi7827
    @catyi7827 6 років тому +1010

    "Mummy, you have no power!"
    Me every time my mum tells me to clean my room.

    • @kaded_cat
      @kaded_cat 6 років тому

      XD

    • @DepFromDiscord
      @DepFromDiscord 6 років тому

      *mom

    • @kaded_cat
      @kaded_cat 6 років тому +14

      @@DepFromDiscord mum is the ENGLISH way of spelling it. Mom is the American way of spelling it

    • @kaded_cat
      @kaded_cat 6 років тому +6

      @@DepFromDiscord ... I'm from England. And that's how everyone spells it there. Mom is American

    • @katiemccomb7118
      @katiemccomb7118 5 років тому

      So true.😂

  • @nuu9282
    @nuu9282 6 років тому +139

    "Show me mathematics/ then you will take my ass"
    I study math at the University and this is so relatable to every exam.. D:

    • @very_trees
      @very_trees 6 років тому +1

      nuu indeed...

    • @awetistic5295
      @awetistic5295 6 років тому +16

      nuu It's also the nerdiest pick up line I've ever heard.

    • @boxboy9150
      @boxboy9150 6 років тому +3

      umm... i think you and everyone else in there should see a therapist...

  • @WashingtonHtsGirls
    @WashingtonHtsGirls 6 років тому +119

    This is pure gold!!
    “Now I have no clothes,
    I want a ship” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m dead

  • @ponix3947
    @ponix3947 4 роки тому +60

    “I should try to meet and socialize”
    Complete opposite of 2020

  • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
    @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 6 років тому +315

    How on Earth did you get Mr. Conroy, Libby, Bobby, and Teresa? Google Translate must have some secret family members we don't know about.

    • @nanalove3819
      @nanalove3819 6 років тому +7

      HILARY!

    • @joshuaconroy6952
      @joshuaconroy6952 6 років тому +3

      I didn't do anything though...

    • @maxngr
      @maxngr 6 років тому +1

      Bobby

    • @mahithareddy7631
      @mahithareddy7631 6 років тому +8

      Don't forget Bobby. Never forget Bobby . He is not a believer and an atheist.

    • @mkmaniac9968
      @mkmaniac9968 6 років тому +2

      Don't forget Mamma Mary, Bessie, Cecila, Ali, Jamal, and Betty Heart too. 😂

  • @gohunt001-5
    @gohunt001-5 6 років тому +162

    *Pie*
    Restorative item
    Effects: +500 HP
    "If you are dying, pie."

    • @renegade90
      @renegade90 6 років тому +6

      Gohunt001 - Toriels Butterscotch Cinnimon pie in undertale

    • @alexoscom
      @alexoscom 6 років тому +4

      Use in emergency only.
      Special effect: super strength 1 minute.

    • @MarcDoesNotKnow
      @MarcDoesNotKnow 6 років тому +1

      Narwhal steve
      I instantly thought of that xD

    • @sanderhagen571
      @sanderhagen571 6 років тому +2

      Gohunt001 - where did you get that pie?

    • @spacebiker69420
      @spacebiker69420 6 років тому +2

      A goat.

  • @serezelveydawn
    @serezelveydawn 6 років тому +355

    *There's Nothing holding me back:* A religious, antisocial, turkish rebel that believes one can fight the moon, tries to socialize at school. After being appalled by the education system, the rebel gives up and allows other people to use their blogs, they then get confused by why their wrist is so distracting when they suddenly find a baby.
    *Treat Me Better:* A maladaptive daydreamer, who does not like lying and has a cat that worships temples, gets dragged into a murder mystery story.The characters in the story are Mr. Conroy, a drunkard who is the second to die, a female psychic who gets raped, a trans, another female who dies very early. After a few disputes about evidence and containers the maladaptive daydreamer realizes that the killer was them all along.
    *Mercy:* A young private named "Centipede" has a fear of mummies, while trying to face this fear, the private dies. Another private named "Salmon" uses mathematics to grab private Centipede's ass, while doing this, it is revealed that private Centipede is not dead and proceeds to ask private Salmon to crush him. Private Salmon then tranforms into a heartless being of painless death. Private Centipede is then awoken by Libby.
    *Stitches:* A zombie who is taller than a hippopotamus, becomes nippless and has amnesia, after attacking a duo of humans (one named Teresa) he finds pasta (body parts) in the blood. He believes he is a dick as he realizes that Teresa was breasfeeding a baby. After he somehow loses his clothes he goes to the sea and wishes for a ship.

    • @shuetomtqasaab
      @shuetomtqasaab 6 років тому +32

      And now make movies out of this. I'm first in the line for a ticket to the cinema! :D

    • @memoryx5240
      @memoryx5240 6 років тому +5

      Serezel Vey Dawn hahaha xDD

    • @MightyMewtron
      @MightyMewtron 6 років тому +24

      maybe the baby that teresa was breastfeeding is the same one the turkish rebel finds

    • @technobiscuitmc2946
      @technobiscuitmc2946 6 років тому +5

      Lol

    • @dollanimationsofficialgirl2740
      @dollanimationsofficialgirl2740 6 років тому +14

      Google Translate The Movie! Coming Out : NOW

  • @JJ-kn4sx
    @JJ-kn4sx 5 років тому +48

    "Try to meet and socialize." Like gurl I ain't going out to meet the devil creations. I rather eat sleep and repeat.

    • @bexs9400
      @bexs9400 4 роки тому +2

      This comment is ahead of its time

    • @JJ-kn4sx
      @JJ-kn4sx 4 роки тому +2

      Wadeeya mean mate?

    • @JJ-kn4sx
      @JJ-kn4sx 4 роки тому +1

      °v°

  • @luiscosta6610
    @luiscosta6610 5 років тому +352

    'hundred feet' ---Google-Translate---> 'centipede'
    sounds legit.

    • @alecholmes4500
      @alecholmes4500 5 років тому +32

      That's actually the most understandable translation Google came up with. XD

    • @MatthewSmith-sz1yq
      @MatthewSmith-sz1yq 5 років тому +15

      Yeah, I mean centipede literally means “hundred feet”, Pede means foot/feet.

    • @sachibansal5616
      @sachibansal5616 4 роки тому +3

      @@MatthewSmith-sz1yq Exactly what I was going to say, lol.

    • @justjulian4950
      @justjulian4950 4 роки тому +2

      And centi means 100

    • @luizfellipe3291
      @luizfellipe3291 4 роки тому +1

      Cent =100
      Pede = foot/feet

  • @nalinmazumdar8759
    @nalinmazumdar8759 6 років тому +412

    'You can find Pasta as you Bleed'
    'Smoothies falling on his knees'
    I don't think I like the Google Translated Restaurant very much...

  • @KillerQueenKim
    @KillerQueenKim 6 років тому +125

    Especially 'Stitches' new chorus is the most hilarious. x)

  • @aerielmyers937
    @aerielmyers937 2 роки тому +31

    " People can fight the moon, I think."
    " I don't like lying."
    " Mummy, you have no power"
    "Now I have no clothes. I want a ship."

  • @walker12233
    @walker12233 6 років тому +53

    "Please, thank you, good morning, Libby" Wow, so touching

  • @technobiscuitmc2946
    @technobiscuitmc2946 6 років тому +50

    'If you are dying, pie' sounds extremely considerate.

  • @brekhnanawaz9811
    @brekhnanawaz9811 6 років тому +277

    Smoothies falling on knees😭 such a tragedy 😭😭

  • @encilada4493
    @encilada4493 4 роки тому +47

    "If you are dying, pie"
    Dean Winchester approves

  • @cellulardata6297
    @cellulardata6297 6 років тому +248

    2:20 "I am a kid, please crush me" children in 2018 be like

    • @hazakurasuyama9016
      @hazakurasuyama9016 6 років тому +10

      as a 13 year old who hates her existence....yep

    • @legayshianimated
      @legayshianimated 6 років тому +3

      Oh yeah sure I should be happy because I'm bullied cuz I'm gay the hell

    • @Trinthegay
      @Trinthegay 5 років тому +2

      @@hazakurasuyama9016 oh same

    • @larsswig912
      @larsswig912 5 років тому +5

      Your profile picture is gonna piss off an entire transcontinental nation.
      Edit: WAIT, is it because it's TRANScontinental?

    • @SnowfoxYT
      @SnowfoxYT 5 років тому +1

      Midori Gurinu what

  • @bragei
    @bragei 6 років тому +149

    *SALMON*
    that killed me

  • @andrewollmann304
    @andrewollmann304 6 років тому +73

    “Cervical whiplash” is a good band name.

  • @_aestxthetic
    @_aestxthetic 4 роки тому +21

    "And maybe I should meet and socialize"
    nah I'm good.

  • @galaxykitten4273
    @galaxykitten4273 6 років тому +132

    'Cervical whiplash' and 'You can find pasta as you bleed' had me dead

    • @quincyupchurch4780
      @quincyupchurch4780 5 років тому +3

      You must've found lotsa pasta than.

    • @jur4x
      @jur4x 5 років тому +1

      you can find pasta as you bleed, unless satan takes you to it :)

    • @aquariusrising8314
      @aquariusrising8314 5 років тому +2

      Question: How do you feel when she died? 😂

  • @dylangering2564
    @dylangering2564 6 років тому +463

    Libby, Mr. Conroy, and Teresa. Sounds like a horror movie cast, or a trashy sitcom

    • @libby367
      @libby367 6 років тому +21

      A sitcom would never be trashy when a Libby is involved 😂

    • @anouskaclarke1058
      @anouskaclarke1058 5 років тому +15

      My neices are called Libby and Teresa 😂😂

    • @annischon793
      @annischon793 5 років тому +6

      @@anouskaclarke1058 show them this song xD

    • @vyxel5671
      @vyxel5671 5 років тому +4

      my history teacher is called mr conroy lmfaooo

    • @Fuchsschwester
      @Fuchsschwester 5 років тому +6

      If you add the Temples, that is, the fictional characters Francis Durbridge invented (Google it, if you are too young to know whom I mean), that story would be PERFECT!
      P.S. My cat adores them, too 😉.

  • @eeviezarts
    @eeviezarts 5 років тому +79

    "Do not touch this thing!"
    Me with my little siblings

    • @nico_8510
      @nico_8510 3 роки тому +6

      This is me, but I have no siblings and no one my age on my street, so they touch EVERYTHING I tell them not to touch. XD

  • @deltaAirliness
    @deltaAirliness 4 роки тому +19

    "I want to put Turkish control on the Fire" was just so random and I love it

    • @unman3882
      @unman3882 4 роки тому +1

      Fluffy Boiii google translate is the commonwealth circa the battle of Gallipoli

    • @NielsonLucas
      @NielsonLucas 4 роки тому +1

      Turkish viewers have entered the chat.

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan Рік тому

      In her Havana video, she mentioned the fire down under, and in her Into The Unknown there were a few references to Nordic countries and fire, plus attacking the moon. This may be a puzzle

  • @memoryx5240
    @memoryx5240 6 років тому +101

    "If you are dying, pie!" Accurate description of the Undertale Sans fight xD

  • @daydreamingpanda3686
    @daydreamingpanda3686 5 років тому +331

    "I can work hard on her."
    "That's nice!"

    • @harrykane3869
      @harrykane3869 4 роки тому +4

      69

    • @Magmatic07
      @Magmatic07 4 роки тому +1

      @@harrykane3869 nice. Also, I didn't know that this song was about a masculinity complex!

    • @jeaddhist
      @jeaddhist 4 роки тому

      Hard?
      Bad?
      Kinky!

    • @Nobody.Animash
      @Nobody.Animash 4 роки тому

      Smoking
      DrUgS?

    • @jeaddhist
      @jeaddhist 4 роки тому +1

      @@Nobody.Animash Just fix it!

  • @Badghaca
    @Badghaca 5 років тому +434

    "Girls like you must be boys"
    Me: *I'm ok with that.*
    Me: *quiet tomboy noises*

    • @samthehypotheticaldad
      @samthehypotheticaldad 5 років тому +72

      Me: Smiles in transgender

    • @elideangeli5098
      @elideangeli5098 5 років тому +10

      Sam of the Stars There are multiple google translate instances which support the fact I’m trans saying girls should be boys or something

    • @Trinthegay
      @Trinthegay 4 роки тому +28

      r/suddenlytrans

    • @kingofthemultiverseforever893
      @kingofthemultiverseforever893 4 роки тому +6

      @@samthehypotheticaldad Me too

    • @Xipsep
      @Xipsep 4 роки тому +19

      Laughs in transgender

  • @WolfheartFoxlover
    @WolfheartFoxlover 5 років тому +30

    "My Cat worshipping all the temples."
    Me: *Sweats in Nekojishi*

    • @joannamysluk8623
      @joannamysluk8623 4 роки тому +3

      Me: *_*Confused sweating since I'm not sure if I should sweat in Touhou Project or Nekogami Yaoyorozu_**

  • @Franfu
    @Franfu 6 років тому +812

    I just knew one of the songs, but I only came for your faces xDD

    • @achu11th
      @achu11th 6 років тому +12

      Franfu I don’t know any of the original lyrics, but I have definitely heard all of them at one point. I would like to hear a full gts of treat you better. It had interesting stuff about babies, cats, mr conroy and a girl that must be a boy and more just in a matter of seconds. It has to have more stuff to it.

    • @oddpotato4038
      @oddpotato4038 6 років тому

      +achu11th yes i would second that hahaha

    • @AshuMandave
      @AshuMandave 6 років тому

      AHhhhhhh her expressions are the besstttttt

    • @blandsalsa8796
      @blandsalsa8796 6 років тому +1

      Me too... XD

    • @royalemeraldbuilder5058
      @royalemeraldbuilder5058 6 років тому +1

      Seriously your expressions/reactions are the best part of this whole thing, and they make the translations ten times funnier.

  • @einsmayar2219
    @einsmayar2219 6 років тому +51

    If you are dying, pie 🥧
    You can find pasta 🍝 as you bleed and
    Smoothies 🥤 falling on his knees
    Who knew there is a lot of food in the Shawn Mendes songs

  • @technobiscuitmc2946
    @technobiscuitmc2946 6 років тому +147

    'You can find pasta as you bleed' that'll be Satan's pasta XD

    • @leyre9989
      @leyre9989 6 років тому +2

      TechnoBiscuit MC or the dream of a girl on her period with cravings

    • @TheSimkaja
      @TheSimkaja 6 років тому +18

      SATAN TAKES ME TO THE PASTA

    • @technobiscuitmc2946
      @technobiscuitmc2946 6 років тому +2

      Because I naughty naughty lol my thoughts exactly

    • @technobiscuitmc2946
      @technobiscuitmc2946 6 років тому +4

      Kitti Vida Productions I wonder if we'll ever get Satan's spaghetti XD

    • @niledcroc
      @niledcroc 6 років тому +7

      *THE HORROR*

  • @rosewild2723
    @rosewild2723 4 роки тому +19

    Her face at "the election was accurate" made my respect for her go way up😂😂

  • @buzzbuzzbro9135
    @buzzbuzzbro9135 6 років тому +108

    Girls like you ...... must be boys
    Amazing 😂😂😂

  • @Sugakiyo
    @Sugakiyo 5 років тому +519

    "Now I have no clothes, I want a ship"
    Me: " That ...... Pretty much sums up Wattpad"
    *sees "some fan-art"*
    Me: " And some fandoms...."

  • @coolbean2902
    @coolbean2902 6 років тому +48

    "What's so distracting about my wrist?"
    ME WITH DRESSCODES

  • @rileyd593
    @rileyd593 5 років тому +23

    School dress code: you must cover your wrists
    Me: “ what’s so distracting about my wrist”

  • @insertcreativenamehere8144
    @insertcreativenamehere8144 5 років тому +219

    That's strange....
    Shawn Mendes's songs when translated have inappropriate things, ships and Death.
    SHaWn mENdeS Is a BiG MaD tITanIc fAN omggg
    (If you didn't understand - "Shawn Mendes is a big mad titanic fan)

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 5 років тому +16

      Well I mean... the song also talks about temples that worship cats, and about mummies... was he a fan of ancient Egypt too? If not, then probably coincidence.

  • @VTPPGLVR
    @VTPPGLVR 6 років тому +349

    “I want a ship.”
    The anthem of the fan.

  • @soapyboatman9409
    @soapyboatman9409 6 років тому +97

    "What is so distracting about my wrist??" YEAH DRESS CODE????

    • @wizard1494
      @wizard1494 6 років тому

      SoapyBoatman I don't get it....

    • @skierz1363
      @skierz1363 6 років тому +2

      Aedix is a proud Savage Sandwich The dress code in schools is messed up.

  • @Nekarion_n
    @Nekarion_n 3 роки тому +13

    2:22
    *Literally everyone to Lady Dimitrescu in the new Resident Evil.*

  • @kaechidi5025
    @kaechidi5025 6 років тому +51

    I translated ‘Baby there’s nothing holding me back’ and it became ‘Children will have freedom’...

  • @annalise_cc4693
    @annalise_cc4693 6 років тому +412

    You don’t have the space, bwhahahahaha

    • @stroods6121
      @stroods6121 6 років тому +4

      Musical Catie Cat I have space cats instead! 😺🚀😉

    • @BryGuyXCV
      @BryGuyXCV 6 років тому +4

      Putting a bag on the bus seat next to you when the bus is busy and it’s the only empty seat, you inadvertently blare that to everyone....

    • @-ponysparkle3-480
      @-ponysparkle3-480 6 років тому +1

      I don't have any space ;_;

    • @HinuHyuga
      @HinuHyuga 6 років тому +2

      I'm sorry, but my phone is out of space.

    • @neko6656
      @neko6656 6 років тому +2

      Bwahahaha

  • @Pesar2938
    @Pesar2938 6 років тому +136

    First Divination class at Hogwarts
    "Professor I have a question!"
    A student leans forward to touch a crystal ball
    "Do not touch this thing!!!!
    You can see in the future?"

  • @karp_
    @karp_ 5 років тому +19

    Shawn Mendes video: *Lost wine*
    Señorita video: *T H E W I N E H A S A R R I V E D*

    • @datjasminecat
      @datjasminecat 2 роки тому

      coincidence? probably but maybe not

  • @trancatnguyen3011
    @trancatnguyen3011 6 років тому +190

    Stitches was so messed up

    • @burnttoastlife8393
      @burnttoastlife8393 6 років тому

      HyHy Channel ikr

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 6 років тому +9

      And Treat You Better is one of the whiniest songs ever. It comes off more like he's bitching that the girl's with another guy and not him even though the song portrays it as him trying to save the girl from an abusive relationship.

    • @thythegamer4244
      @thythegamer4244 6 років тому +6

      Lol dont blame malinda blame google translate XD

    • @bryleeclements5709
      @bryleeclements5709 6 років тому

      Ikr

    • @wolfy7561
      @wolfy7561 6 років тому

      @@thythegamer4244 yeah

  • @chawaa
    @chawaa 6 років тому +352

    0:40 / 5:03 "maybe I should try to meet and socialise" Me irl 😂

    • @binkysausage9713
      @binkysausage9713 6 років тому +3

      Run To Stand Still me lmfao 😂

    • @RekaCath
      @RekaCath 6 років тому

      Me too

    • @LeslieFlemons
      @LeslieFlemons 6 років тому +3

      My life in a nutshell lol

    • @Attamacil
      @Attamacil 6 років тому +1

      That's sooo me too. I'll try to follow that Google translate advice for once 😂

    • @RunTostandStill
      @RunTostandStill 6 років тому

      may the force be with you

  • @enchantedbreez2891
    @enchantedbreez2891 6 років тому +39

    "Maybe I should try to meet and socialize"
    Same

    • @ladycatsinger
      @ladycatsinger 6 років тому +1

      But in New Rules Malinda told us "no friends"

  • @runapettersson8751
    @runapettersson8751 5 років тому +32

    "This is not my baby"
    Meanwhile in another GTS "Love, who took the children?"

    • @theminegirl3775
      @theminegirl3775 3 роки тому

      It's in Perfect by Ed Sheeran that she did lmao

  • @sammie6103
    @sammie6103 5 років тому +131

    There's Nothing Holding Me Back: This is not my baby
    Treat You Better: Save you
    Mercy: Crush
    Stitches: Ship
    My favorite Shawn Mendes song is Ship 🤣

  • @michaelekemp6679
    @michaelekemp6679 5 років тому +39

    "What's so distracting about my wrist?"
    Pretty much sums up the fight against ridiculous dress codes😂

  • @Antilli
    @Antilli 6 років тому +47

    If you are dying, PIE!!!
    LMAO I'm laughing so hard.

  • @coyotix
    @coyotix 4 роки тому +13

    “You Can See in the future”
    WOF FANS IT’S CLEARSIGHT- SHE’S IN ALL THE GOOGLE TRANSLATE VIDEOS

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan Рік тому

      She also wanted a ship

  • @dancetroupe1
    @dancetroupe1 6 років тому +80

    I have no clothes
    I want a ship
    ....so a drunk sailor is shouting this I presume.

    • @samiraabdeslam1993
      @samiraabdeslam1993 6 років тому +8

      probably captain jack sparrow's next movie plot xD

  • @totori_8008
    @totori_8008 6 років тому +84

    “Maybe I should try to meet and socialize”
    BIG BIG MISTAKE

    • @falcongirl412
      @falcongirl412 6 років тому +2

      Piano Lover I socialize... with my sheet music and piano

    • @normalperson659
      @normalperson659 6 років тому

      AGREED.

    • @hazakurasuyama9016
      @hazakurasuyama9016 6 років тому +1

      her-maybe i should try to meet and socialize
      me-well done, im apalled

  • @jgnlupaselawat
    @jgnlupaselawat 6 років тому +372

    _We all know that Shawn Mendes was too hot for all us and , end up Google find it interested on him too tho hahahah._
    _Omg while you sing tho xD your face impression is everything !♡_

    • @vortexking152
      @vortexking152 6 років тому +2

      Tisya ho-Sakai Excuse MEEE! Army

    • @murshalz3699
      @murshalz3699 6 років тому +3

      *ft Jonghyun* Excuse MEEE! I don't want to be annoying,but,hi fella

    • @jgnlupaselawat
      @jgnlupaselawat 6 років тому +3

      Alex LPS
      Awe u never annoyed or something lol ! Btw annyeong fam :)😊

    • @jgnlupaselawat
      @jgnlupaselawat 6 років тому +3

      hoi hniangsung
      Ayye Army ! What's up army lol 😂

    • @murshalz3699
      @murshalz3699 6 років тому

      *ft Jonghyun* Excuse MEEE! Who is your bias?

  • @Akire64
    @Akire64 3 роки тому +5

    I swear this has to be my favourite of all the translations you have done Malinda. Well Done ❤

  • @cosmo844
    @cosmo844 6 років тому +258

    *I don't like lying*
    MOM?!

  • @WWE2003-u2m
    @WWE2003-u2m 6 років тому +54

    3:30 I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORWARDS
    When I try take selfies:
    'You don't have the space, bwahahaha'

  • @adrielvillanueva
    @adrielvillanueva 6 років тому +36

    "You can find pasta as you bleed"
    *SATAN TAKES ME TO THE PASTA*

    • @caitlinking649
      @caitlinking649 6 років тому

      Adrill YES

    • @CJ-iz3mp
      @CJ-iz3mp 6 років тому

      THE HORROR ASDFGHJKL HOLY CRAP ILLUMINATI THEME

    • @jacobsiron6929
      @jacobsiron6929 6 років тому

      He took you to the pasta, and now he's killing you with it? K