Google Translate Sings: "Thriller" by Michael Jackson

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  • @twistedtranslations
    @twistedtranslations  6 років тому +4495

    It just makes the long Halloween themed innuendo that is Thriller so much more literal xD. Hope you enjoyed it!! I put out new videos every Wednesday/Thursday and some other random days so be sure to subscribe for more! :D HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! xxMKR

    • @aoibheemilia9169
      @aoibheemilia9169 6 років тому +11

      Malinda Kathleen Reese great video💗💗

    • @user-dq7fl3xk3t
      @user-dq7fl3xk3t 6 років тому +4

      Malinda Kathleen Reese SAUCE

    • @shadowiviiv
      @shadowiviiv 6 років тому +6

      Malinda Kathleen Reese Happy Halloween too 🎃

    • @hales3007
      @hales3007 6 років тому +2

      I have been loving the sneak peek on patreon so much that o downloaded it to my phone so I can later put into my Spotify playlist lol I loved the video just as much

    • @bymaji
      @bymaji 6 років тому +4

      This was hilarious, as always! Great job Mindy! XD. ...I don't know why I just said that.

  • @nelliszabo2804
    @nelliszabo2804 5 років тому +2565

    "Its funny the fact that we're dying"
    Yeah I think its hilarious
    "The animal is drunk"
    So are you, Google translate.

  • @tinaangelica2760
    @tinaangelica2760 5 років тому +858

    "I will hug you!"
    _10 seconds later... no, really, exactly 10, I checked._
    "I WILL SMITE YOU!"

  • @anazak2363
    @anazak2363 6 років тому +5023

    I love how Google turned this from
    Thriller- A song about zombies coming to kill you
    to
    Thriller- *The positive song about saving animals*

    • @Wehiremonkeys
      @Wehiremonkeys 6 років тому +231

      Ana Zakidalskaya With a hint of erotica.

    • @lindsay4647
      @lindsay4647 6 років тому +18

      Ana Zakidalskaya How did you do that??

    • @Tzizenorec
      @Tzizenorec 6 років тому +32

      Lindsay Crosser *Asterisks*

    • @mandiimoo642
      @mandiimoo642 6 років тому +61

      I always thought of it as a romantic song about watching a zombie movie.

    • @EsotericWizard
      @EsotericWizard 6 років тому +4

      😂

  • @LT_Foxfyre
    @LT_Foxfyre 4 роки тому +2034

    "I will hug you!"
    *Literally ten seconds later*
    "I WILL SMITE YOU!"

  • @alpeolpa437
    @alpeolpa437 5 років тому +1374

    "The fact that we are dying"
    "Because it is impossible to die"
    Choose one already, Google Translate

    • @vaiyt
      @vaiyt 5 років тому +41

      people die when they're killed

    • @wafllesyrup2615
      @wafllesyrup2615 4 роки тому +6

      Ya choose one google dont be weird

    • @AntonConstanti
      @AntonConstanti 4 роки тому +6

      it's the duality of life

    • @billkeithchannel
      @billkeithchannel 4 роки тому +7

      The faithful and righteous go on to eternal life while the wicked are cast into the lake of fire, which is the second death.
      Somehow G.T. got this biblical idiom.

    • @samlesserofficial
      @samlesserofficial 4 роки тому +3

      Maybe we're all immortal..🙌

  • @aygian1176
    @aygian1176 4 роки тому +2066

    "This is Wonderful, it's Funny"
    *"The fact that we are all dying."*
    I literally died laughing at this line.

  • @brendamastrangelo9320
    @brendamastrangelo9320 4 роки тому +1941

    This appears to be a debate between a pesssimistic hippie and an optimistic hippie.

    • @Xeraghusta
      @Xeraghusta 4 роки тому +70

      this comment was the one to do it, to throw me into a 4 minute laughing fit. thank you.

    • @idoyoutube2019
      @idoyoutube2019 4 роки тому +81

      i translated this comment:
      Apparently, this expectation is the contrast between chairs and chairs.

    • @elitegirl289
      @elitegirl289 4 роки тому +6

      Yup

    • @peptheforeversuperiorbeing3000
      @peptheforeversuperiorbeing3000 4 роки тому +15

      im choking on my muffin help me

    • @sken9280
      @sken9280 4 роки тому +8

      @@idoyoutube2019 lmfaooooo

  • @puppetstudiosstudios
    @puppetstudiosstudios 3 роки тому +339

    When Thriller is translated it turns into a song conflicted between being happy, terrifying, or oddly animal-friendly.

    • @AlechiaTheWitch
      @AlechiaTheWitch 11 місяців тому

      and weirdly horny somehow

    • @genemutant
      @genemutant 9 місяців тому +1

      on the window
      Good to see you again!
      He came home
      Blood on the carpet.
      he got under the table.
      I know I can't.
      I entered the room
      He cares about people
      That's the end
      So what do you want to do?
      you are beautiful
      Forty brothers
      So what do you want to do?
      you are beautiful
      you don't know
      So what do you want to do?
      you are beautiful
      Forty brothers
      So what do you want to do?
      you are beautiful
      you don't know
      So what do you want to do?
      you don't know
      There is a warning on the window.
      He may have a younger brother.
      the house
      Blood on the carpet.
      I entered the room
      I want to fight you
      Same to you.
      Now?
      you are beautiful
      No problem.
      Do you want to advertise?
      They hurt their oppressors.

  • @xxgamergirlxx849
    @xxgamergirlxx849 5 років тому +742

    Lyric: “Under the moonlight”
    Google: *”In the sun”*

    • @GuitarGuy057
      @GuitarGuy057 4 роки тому +23

      Well, moonlight is sunlight, if you want to get specific.

    • @jeohranalfhir8366
      @jeohranalfhir8366 4 роки тому +1

      @@GuitarGuy057 😳😳😳

    • @GuitarGuy057
      @GuitarGuy057 4 роки тому +7

      @@jeohranalfhir8366
      Use your big boy words. I do not speak hieroglyphics.

    • @Cupcakkes2girlsand1cup
      @Cupcakkes2girlsand1cup 4 роки тому +1

      @@GuitarGuy057 r/woosh jkjkjk

    • @GuitarGuy057
      @GuitarGuy057 4 роки тому +1

      @@Cupcakkes2girlsand1cup Woosh would imply you're being smarter than me.
      This is incorrect.

  • @kayxo_z5163
    @kayxo_z5163 6 років тому +623

    "...It's funny!The fact that we are dying!"
    That got dark real quick

  • @courtneylewis2415
    @courtneylewis2415 6 років тому +400

    The funniest thing about half of these is Google somehow manages to get the opposite meaning of most of the sentences ahahaha

    • @thekat2784
      @thekat2784 6 років тому +1

      :DDDD

    • @lullabysoda
      @lullabysoda 6 років тому +3

      Courtney Thomson i was wandering if i was the only one who noticed

    • @lizzyserf
      @lizzyserf 6 років тому +23

      They posses you > be yourself
      Thriller, thriller night > beautiful, and beautiful day
      you close your eyes > open your eyes
      under the moonlight > in the sun
      the midnight hour is close at hand > the sun is playing
      And then theres the weird ones
      Basically 3:57 to the end

    • @valentina3075
      @valentina3075 6 років тому +1

      exactly!!!

    • @ValerioRhys
      @ValerioRhys 6 років тому +2

      Courtney Thomson Google Translate can process syntax, but semantics are difficult, especially sentences without context, so the algorithms will find the nearest counterpart instead.

  • @The.Weird.Swiftie.11
    @The.Weird.Swiftie.11 3 роки тому +474

    I love how she is just going to teach you about animal cruelty and then it’s practically like one of the students in the classroom just pops up because he doesn’t wanna learn and just yells SUPERDITA

    • @IntrepidScripting
      @IntrepidScripting 3 роки тому +30

      Love that people still watch her 3 years later it’s just too cringe it’s amazingly and surprisingly good cause it’s random

    • @glasscardproductions4736
      @glasscardproductions4736 2 роки тому +15

      Is 'Superdita' an actual word? It's not showing up with a translation in Google, so I think it might just be Google nonsense, but I'm not sure?

    • @ivanortegavergara838
      @ivanortegavergara838 2 роки тому +8

      @@glasscardproductions4736 It's not

    • @golden6209
      @golden6209 Рік тому

      @@ivanortegavergara838 Neither is "Ganggarita"

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 8 місяців тому

      @@IntrepidScripting I still regularly quote these videos and I’ve seen (most of the ones I quote from) first years ago 😭 it’s funny to rewatch haha

  • @dannybuckle3763
    @dannybuckle3763 6 років тому +4287

    The Plot: A forty year old lesbian musician named Keren finds out that she is going to die due to prolonged exposure to a highly toxic pesticide, and in shock ends up splitting into two different personalities; one being a dark and depressing conspiracy theorist (who believes that she is a space terrorist who is meant to meet a spirit shaped like a condom that is supposed to enter her via her eye and go in her spacecraft/fridge), one light, happy and socially active (particularly in animal and women's rights); both utterly insane. She ends up being scarred by a serial killer while on tour in Romania, and not long afterwards her parents disown her out of fear and disgust. Her dark side starts collecting berries for the "trip back home", while her light side says "screw it" and goes onto release the animals from the nearby zoo. Chaos ensues as the dark side of her makes the animals drunk and lets them loose into the city in the middle of a snowstorm (the light side was just going to transport them to the wild again), and in the end the animals are put down, and Keren is put in an asylum where she rambles on about how she'll smite us, is fed only cake and popcorn, and has delusions about solar-powered playful kittens that embody darkness, vengeful pine trees, naked men and fancily-dressed corpses, along with many other things that are best left unsaid.

  • @mandarynka1234321
    @mandarynka1234321 6 років тому +374

    - Sing about happiness
    - Say that happiness it's bad in the end
    It's very deep, google translate, I'm ur fan.

  • @maddestmewmew
    @maddestmewmew 6 років тому +646

    This song in two words:
    Bipolar vegan.

    • @kevinbrough6434
      @kevinbrough6434 5 років тому +20

      This comment in two words:
      Very underrated

    • @Darkcyndermaya
      @Darkcyndermaya 5 років тому +5

      This is true

    • @arvinroidoatienza7082
      @arvinroidoatienza7082 5 років тому +3

      This is why you should eat some meat sometimes.

    • @macm.3889
      @macm.3889 5 років тому +13

      I actually know a bipolar vegan and this is actually not completely inaccurate?

    • @eli-yn5vt
      @eli-yn5vt 5 років тому +2

      Ikr

  • @gabzwithazed
    @gabzwithazed 3 роки тому +664

    GT: “Hey, can I copy your homework?”
    Michael Jackson: “Yeah, sure. Make it look different so the teacher won’t notice.”
    The homework:

    • @davidalicea6705
      @davidalicea6705 3 роки тому +37

      Gt: okay I will change everything

    • @VioletNKisHere
      @VioletNKisHere 2 роки тому +28

      GT: I will make it so different and random they won’t know I copied you

    • @galaxypat24
      @galaxypat24 2 роки тому +8

      Who is GT?

    • @VioletNKisHere
      @VioletNKisHere 2 роки тому +12

      @@galaxypat24 Google Translate

    • @galaxypat24
      @galaxypat24 2 роки тому +4

      @@VioletNKisHere ok, thanks.

  • @Phentari
    @Phentari 4 роки тому +1516

    I absolutely love the fact that "the foulest stench" translated to "the CEO."

    • @jakelover1731
      @jakelover1731 4 роки тому +76

      Google Translate is Bernie Sanders confirmed.

    • @anaconda9903
      @anaconda9903 4 роки тому +77

      why do you love it when it just translates to a synonym? it isn't that exciting....

    • @heyjude6680
      @heyjude6680 4 роки тому +23

      we all knew that tho

    • @rkivelover
      @rkivelover 4 роки тому +9

      Lmao same

    • @John_Weiss
      @John_Weiss 3 роки тому +10

      Well, most CEOs are full of sh◆t, so…

  • @sealth8872
    @sealth8872 5 років тому +659

    “And realize there’s nowhere left to run.”
    *PopCOrN*

    • @tinaangelica2760
      @tinaangelica2760 5 років тому +25

      YOU CANNOT RUN FROM THE P O P C O R N .

    • @user-dw6zg5fc5t
      @user-dw6zg5fc5t 5 років тому +13

      *Y E A H Y O U C A N N O T R U N F R O M P O P C O R N*

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 5 років тому +12

      "I KNOW YOU'RE HERE, MICHAEL, I CAN SMELL YOUR DAMN POPCORN!"
      - The Rock

    • @chsinger96
      @chsinger96 4 роки тому +1

      But how the hell😂

    • @veggiet2009
      @veggiet2009 4 роки тому

      I was very happy about these fabrics....

  • @riverfloukru9301
    @riverfloukru9301 6 років тому +444

    Huh, night is translated into day, so Google Translate tells me that there is no night, only days... I'm gonna use that as an excuse next time my mom scolds me for being up at night

  • @oyun_doktoru1236
    @oyun_doktoru1236 3 роки тому +135

    0:41
    Michael Jackson: "Under The Moonlight."
    Google Translate: "In the sun."
    1:43
    Michael Jackson: "You close your eyes."
    Google Translate: "Open your eyes."
    2:00 3:33
    Michael Jackson: "'Cause this is a thriller, thriller night."
    Google Translate: "It is a beautiful and beautiful day."
    2:49
    Michael Jackson: "They will possess you."
    Google Translate: "Be yourself."
    4:40
    Michael Jackson: "For no mere mortal can resist."
    Google Translate: "Because it is impossible to die."

  • @casey7817
    @casey7817 6 років тому +2145

    "The darkness is a kitten"
    "Parents fear your face"
    "Popcorn"
    "In killer Romania"
    "Wowie night"
    "Blackberry Blueberry"

  • @FuzzyStripetail
    @FuzzyStripetail 6 років тому +2209

    So, Thriller actually centers around 40-year-old Keren's beautiful day pleasuring the Grizzly Goose in the unavoidable pines while eating lots of popcorn.

    • @JyoNaythan
      @JyoNaythan 6 років тому +109

      You left out the fact that pines are alien.

    • @lindenw1559
      @lindenw1559 6 років тому +89

      Yes. Yes indeed. But also space terrorists and all of us dying

    • @lindenw1559
      @lindenw1559 6 років тому +69

      Also drunk animals... that too

    • @Scarlett-Hofferson
      @Scarlett-Hofferson 6 років тому +52

      Minecraft Maniacs but its impossible to die so... how does that work? XD

    • @lindenw1559
      @lindenw1559 6 років тому +19

      Oh..... riiiiiiiighhhht...... uhhhhm

  • @werewolftitan9038
    @werewolftitan9038 6 років тому +1115

    "this is wonderful it's funny"
    "the fact that we are all dying"
    OMG MY SIDES HELP. ME HAHAHAHAHA

    • @coolvideomagic
      @coolvideomagic 6 років тому +25

      *HAPPINESS IS BAD*

    • @rawasrandomchannel9729
      @rawasrandomchannel9729 6 років тому

      Total Lil

    • @anteros__
      @anteros__ 6 років тому +3

      Total Lil90 i burst out laughing when i heard this. 😂

    • @dinoclaire1014
      @dinoclaire1014 6 років тому +11

      But it's impossible to die. Illuminati confirmed!

    • @albond
      @albond 6 років тому +1

      Rawas Random Channel Don't spam.

  • @nyxthedragon225
    @nyxthedragon225 3 роки тому +564

    so, I get that this is supposed to be a funny channel, but can we all just take a second to realize how beautiful her voice is?!

    • @agunthner9775
      @agunthner9775 3 роки тому +20

      I know, i wouldn't mind paying to see her at a concert!

    • @techoutsider5631
      @techoutsider5631 2 роки тому +14

      And how she switches from being goth to badass to wholesome in moments

    • @dragonsaway9710
      @dragonsaway9710 2 роки тому +2

      pfft seems I'm back

    • @MA5HAP
      @MA5HAP Рік тому +1

      "happiness is bad"!

    • @opheliaklemetson1846
      @opheliaklemetson1846 Рік тому +2

      She has another, more serious account

  • @Luna-bo6sf
    @Luna-bo6sf 4 роки тому +1650

    “Something 40 years old, a girl”
    Later
    “Keren is 40 years old”
    Ah

    • @seantheshimp5296
      @seantheshimp5296 3 роки тому +53

      Luna this definitely means Karens are probably forty years old

    • @brianb8060
      @brianb8060 3 роки тому +20

      Hey. Don't blame MY generation. I blame the boomers.😜

    • @baileyryan6958
      @baileyryan6958 3 роки тому +37

      2:08 "A 40-year old girl would kick your ass!"

    • @leoyori9829
      @leoyori9829 3 роки тому +29

      @@seantheshimp5296 don’t say their name aloud. They’re coming! Don’t let them speak to my non existent manager!

    • @redforest9269
      @redforest9269 3 роки тому +11

      @@baileyryan6958 I thought she said, "A 40-year old girl would be ridiculous." lol

  • @ingeborg-anne
    @ingeborg-anne 6 років тому +869

    Oh dear. I love how Google Translate is trying to cheer up the situation :D

    • @lisagna7234
      @lisagna7234 6 років тому +3

      INGY

    • @mayajoy7248
      @mayajoy7248 6 років тому +33

      It's like that one friend who tries to stay positive despite everything crumbling around them. 😂😂

    • @Jaely12344
      @Jaely12344 6 років тому +2

      I think this was in reference to half of the piece that Was 'cheerful' in nature. The other half was rather morose.

  • @mimioang3890
    @mimioang3890 6 років тому +1071

    I love how Google is like this song is dark but then all of a sudden changes its mind so it made the song happy lol

  • @laurenismeme
    @laurenismeme 4 роки тому +361

    This song is a teenager trying to get out of their goth phase 😂

    • @maymation
      @maymation 2 роки тому +18

      I didn’t come here for you to call me out but ok 😂😂😂😂

    • @pupperssong4778
      @pupperssong4778 2 роки тому +18

      Me being a teenager that's not in a goth phase: 👁👄👁

    • @_-onidaacca-_9371
      @_-onidaacca-_9371 2 роки тому +12

      @@pupperssong4778 Me being a teenager in a Mario phase:

    • @datjasminecat
      @datjasminecat Рік тому +2

      @@_-onidaacca-_9371 this was me before and this is still true

  • @teresaromanelli5174
    @teresaromanelli5174 4 роки тому +709

    *Best lines:*
    "The darkness is a kitten"
    "Parents fear your face"
    "It's fun, great joy, and no one cares about the wild animals"
    "There are pesticides tonight"
    "Popcorn"
    "To hear about animal cruelty"
    "It's fun, great joy, now you have to fight for your life tomorrow"
    "Pine trees can not be avoided this time"
    "I will hug you...I will smite you"
    "I allowed you to play on the eye"
    "He is sitting naked"
    "The animal is drunk"
    "Keren is forty years old"
    "Your body will spit, because it is impossible to die"
    "Happiness is bad"
    *And my all-time favorite:*
    "This is wonderful, it's funny, the fact that we are all dying"

    • @SnazzySMM
      @SnazzySMM 3 роки тому +23

      cake cut near the heart cry
      it gangarita!

    • @SnazzySMM
      @SnazzySMM 3 роки тому +23

      BLACKBERRY BLUEBERRY

    • @amyjones7023
      @amyjones7023 3 роки тому +14

      The animal is DRUNK

    • @evodioserrato5595
      @evodioserrato5595 3 роки тому +4

      LOL

    • @conlon4332
      @conlon4332 3 роки тому +12

      3:37 Women can do it with pleasure ('cause we don't need no men).

  • @szymonkutchin7651
    @szymonkutchin7651 6 років тому +551

    This is the most bipolar song ever.

    • @Jaely12344
      @Jaely12344 6 років тому +11

      I wish I could 'Thumbs Up' this comment ten more times! I can't stop laughing!

    • @szymonkutchin7651
      @szymonkutchin7651 6 років тому +5

      Jaely12344 truth be told, I didn't even know it had likes until I saw your comment, thank you for the update

    • @jpinturoradiator2382
      @jpinturoradiator2382 6 років тому +11

      i was bored so i translated your comment into many different languajes and this is the result:
      This is the greatest story in history

    • @szymonkutchin7651
      @szymonkutchin7651 6 років тому +2

      Jpinturo radiator23 sounds about right

    • @Jaely12344
      @Jaely12344 6 років тому +2

      Glad I could help! :) Yeah Comments have Likes, just as the Videos do. The more likes a comment has, the longer it stays at the top of the comment pile. (Unless it Highlighted by the one that owns the channel. I guess then it will stay at the top anyway.) So, If anyone Likes something, just press the THUMBS UP. that's right under the comment; to show you like what they wrote! And don't forget to give Malinda a THUMBS UP on her Videos. They are just awesome and highly deserves all the THUMBS UP we can give her!

  • @amandahealey2216
    @amandahealey2216 5 років тому +868

    It sounds like an argument between a pessimistic goth and an overexcited cheerleader or hippie (I can't decide which)

    • @dastvan8002
      @dastvan8002 4 роки тому +28

      So a Drow elf and a Wood elf...

    • @taistingtheair1368
      @taistingtheair1368 4 роки тому +37

      I'd go with a cheerleader with personality conflicts, teen fever and political correctness.

    • @quintinluo7394
      @quintinluo7394 4 роки тому +38

      and the goth is an animal rights activist

    • @8888BALL
      @8888BALL 4 роки тому +13

      Why can’t it be a cheerleader hippie?

    • @occasionallycorrect3150
      @occasionallycorrect3150 4 роки тому +14

      Enemies to friends to lovers au

  • @sarahkwast1250
    @sarahkwast1250 3 роки тому +115

    "I will hug you" is truly a line that can be both delightful or terrifying these days!

  • @genesisishere5
    @genesisishere5 4 роки тому +492

    Pine trees cannot be avoided this time.
    Bill Cipher: *Sweats Nervously.*

    • @Jimz729
      @Jimz729 4 роки тому +24

      BILL CYPHER IS QUAKING

    • @Lego-Is-My-Passion
      @Lego-Is-My-Passion 4 роки тому +22

      GRAVITY FALLS LIVES ON

    • @Jillei
      @Jillei 4 роки тому +7

      LOLOLOLOLOLOL IM DYING! THAT IS SO FUNNY!

    • @mallowanimationsyt4646
      @mallowanimationsyt4646 4 роки тому +17

      *gravity falls theme tune intensifies*

    • @CaptainB12
      @CaptainB12 4 роки тому +13

      Man he better call the axolotl

  • @Predaking4ever
    @Predaking4ever 6 років тому +771

    Original: you close your eyes
    Translate: open your eyes
    Me: Wtf???

    • @Jaguarstudios8379
      @Jaguarstudios8379 5 років тому +5

      Exactly

    • @ah2972
      @ah2972 5 років тому +22

      Also, in the moonlight is in the sun ☀️ what

    • @kentavirus2100
      @kentavirus2100 5 років тому +14

      this is thriller, thriller night turned into it's a beautiful and beautiful day

    • @curiousgirl7523
      @curiousgirl7523 5 років тому

      😂🤣

    • @morimori7456
      @morimori7456 5 років тому +1

      my social anxiety

  • @enriquewood4699
    @enriquewood4699 6 років тому +641

    Michael Jackson : And realize there's nowhere left to run
    Google translate : popcorn
    OML I CANT

    • @greywolfember5296
      @greywolfember5296 6 років тому +12

      Well of course it's completely logical! And realize - pop - nowhere left to - co - run - rn -
      because that's how translating works

    • @CmdrWinters
      @CmdrWinters 6 років тому +21

      Google Translate just had to throw that MJ meme in there somewhere

    • @milai_25
      @milai_25 6 років тому +8

      Because that's what MJ did in the video

    • @bearowl4101
      @bearowl4101 6 років тому +4

      In conclusion, Google Translate is sadistic as hell. It's just here for the schadenfreude.

    • @emiate
      @emiate 6 років тому

      Enrique Wood 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @adorbsxeden
    @adorbsxeden 3 роки тому +100

    Keren is 40 years old
    Me: at forty, she still waits for the manager

    • @singingofsilver
      @singingofsilver 3 роки тому +5

      She’s been waiting there since she was 20

    • @iceypoppyy
      @iceypoppyy 3 роки тому +3

      @@singingofsilver The restaurant was already burned down by the society of Karens by then

    • @TheBanjoDuck
      @TheBanjoDuck 3 роки тому +1

      It's been 80 long years

    • @adorbsxeden
      @adorbsxeden 3 роки тому +2

      and still, she waits

  • @jennamomenna5750
    @jennamomenna5750 6 років тому +608

    Happiness is bad.

    • @JenamDrag0n
      @JenamDrag0n 6 років тому +7

      Lol, well, I must have been living my life all wrong before now.

    • @halfnwhole751
      @halfnwhole751 6 років тому +9

      deeeeeeeep

    • @Lady_in_Yearning
      @Lady_in_Yearning 6 років тому +2

      ...mkay?

    • @emmap-9150
      @emmap-9150 6 років тому +1

      I don't know if you know Just Between Us (if you don't go check them out, they're awesome), but this sentence makes me think of Allison SO MUCH.

    • @artsridley
      @artsridley 6 років тому +8

      Blueberry. Blackberry.

  • @TAST3SOUR
    @TAST3SOUR 5 років тому +411

    Why do i think this was created by twin sisters who are complete opposites and are arguing through song

  • @bluestorm9875
    @bluestorm9875 4 роки тому +338

    "The darkness is a kitten"
    Never knew someone wrote a song about my little orange demon of a cat.

    • @ceski3255
      @ceski3255 4 роки тому +9

      Your cat isn't orange anymore.

    • @supersaturn4742
      @supersaturn4742 4 роки тому +7

      @@ceski3255 its lemon. *And my sense of humor is perfect.*

    • @ceski3255
      @ceski3255 4 роки тому +5

      @@supersaturn4742 How can a lemon be so dark? ;-;

    • @ceski3255
      @ceski3255 4 роки тому +5

      @@supersaturn4742 It's just a lemon.

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 4 роки тому +4

      I eat, Jon, it's what I do.

  • @joekozlowski5393
    @joekozlowski5393 3 роки тому +412

    ‘Then enter the condom’s eye into the body’
    Am I the only one who lost it at that. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @shabnamrafique3638
      @shabnamrafique3638 3 роки тому +7

      yes

    • @artisticalex1206
      @artisticalex1206 3 роки тому +19

      No I did too because it makes no sense lol 😂😂

    • @ducksarecooi
      @ducksarecooi 3 роки тому +17

      uhhhh, did anybody else think of something else?

    • @left.right.up.down.youandme
      @left.right.up.down.youandme 3 роки тому +17

      C,,,
      CONDOMS HAVE EYES?!

    • @pvt.potato1943
      @pvt.potato1943 3 роки тому +3

      @@artisticalex1206 condoms get slipped on a dude's [REDACTED] and goes inside a woman's [REDACTED] when the man has and an [REDACTED] but the condom prevents the [REDACTED] from impregnating the women

  • @kimhenson1631
    @kimhenson1631 6 років тому +149

    “Parents fear your FACE!”
    Well- um that was deep and got straight to the point

  • @twighlightmoon8163
    @twighlightmoon8163 6 років тому +5647

    "Parents fear your face" best roast ever xD

  • @fredarok579
    @fredarok579 6 років тому +315

    I like that "The foulest stench" translated to "The CEO".

  • @mudkip4615
    @mudkip4615 3 роки тому +26

    "Parents fear your face."
    A face not even a mother could love.

  • @xeqinn
    @xeqinn 6 років тому +601

    Friends: *Parents fear your face!*
    Me: *IT GANGGARITA!*

    • @jonathasmarques5725
      @jonathasmarques5725 5 років тому +6

      "Parents fear your face!" was told to Rosemary's baby.

    • @gachathyst7047
      @gachathyst7047 5 років тому

      @@jonathasmarques5725 this is an underrated comment

  • @Ivi0417
    @Ivi0417 6 років тому +228

    *the musical intrument is even more serious than your performance*
    welp
    ya did it!

  • @the360pugscopewbroantor5
    @the360pugscopewbroantor5 4 роки тому +430

    her: death
    google: happy
    her: happy
    Google: death it is

  • @lilytherose3214
    @lilytherose3214 3 роки тому +39

    "Gimme a hug"
    "I will smile you"
    Well that escelated quickly.

  • @sabrinakirchner242
    @sabrinakirchner242 6 років тому +1015

    Original-“and realize there is nowhere left to run”
    Google Translate-“Popcorn”
    Me-😂😂😂what?😂😂🤣😂😂how?😂😂🤣😂😂

    • @zeynepylmazturk325
      @zeynepylmazturk325 5 років тому +18

      Was thinking the same... 🤣

    • @elessal
      @elessal 5 років тому +28

      it had to squish the popcorn meme in somehow. the programmers have their priorities straight.

    • @MrsSetsuna101
      @MrsSetsuna101 5 років тому +8

      @@elessal Damn right we do 😂😂😂

    • @lunahetfield
      @lunahetfield 5 років тому +3

      Sabrina Kirchner popcorn

    • @30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91
      @30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91 5 років тому +10

      Just.. when you have no where to run, just eat popcorn to be safe.....?
      Idfk

  • @randomperson9444
    @randomperson9444 5 років тому +322

    Original: Darkness falls across the land
    Translated: Blackberry Blueberry

    • @thesarayahsis
      @thesarayahsis 4 роки тому +2

      Random Giraffe 😂😂

    • @yurivillanueva9337
      @yurivillanueva9337 4 роки тому +7

      The sun was playing

    • @jentonlarry3619
      @jentonlarry3619 4 роки тому +8

      @@yurivillanueva9337 The animal is drunk

    • @catfish1616
      @catfish1616 4 роки тому +11

      @@jentonlarry3619 to form a space terrorist,and how are you ?😀

    • @jentonlarry3619
      @jentonlarry3619 4 роки тому +7

      @@catfish1616 The spirit did not come!
      Seeing eye dogs before...

  • @MasterAnakinSkyWalker
    @MasterAnakinSkyWalker 4 роки тому +317

    Thriller: "And hope that this is just imagination, girl."
    Google translate: "And think about a girl who is thinking."

    • @jayamilapersson4030
      @jayamilapersson4030 4 роки тому +21

      We should all think about women that are thinking.

    • @spleenscheems9547
      @spleenscheems9547 4 роки тому +6

      Eh, close enough.

    • @afsheensuleman5016
      @afsheensuleman5016 4 роки тому +9

      I will smite you.
      Am I the only one who thought of the trials of Apollo?

    • @werul
      @werul Рік тому

      about a *woman* who is thinking.*

  • @chespin3930
    @chespin3930 4 роки тому +32

    "This is wonderful, it's funny"
    *"The fact that we are dying"*

    • @chespin3930
      @chespin3930 4 роки тому +1

      also: "it is a beautiful beautiful day"
      definently is, and no birds are singing and no flowers are blooming this time.

    • @chespin3930
      @chespin3930 4 роки тому +1

      ok one more: "the animal is drunk"
      are you sure *the animal* is?

  • @veggiet2009
    @veggiet2009 6 років тому +155

    If "happiness is bad" then I wonder what a Google Translate sings of Michael Jackson's "Bad" would be like?

    • @Ancolyrica
      @Ancolyrica 6 років тому +6

      I think we will get a different version of "Happy" xP

    • @merryn96
      @merryn96 6 років тому +3

      I google-translated it. But I warn you, it's a bit... disturbing :D
      Your back is me
      I will tell you the truth
      show ur face
      White day
      I will tell you
      How do i feel
      You will harm your heart
      Do not shoot to kill
      I will come
      I will come
      Keep on me
      Everything went well
      I give it to you
      No. 3
      help
      Or let it go
      I will tell you
      I only see your face
      I know my game
      what do you mean
      Well, they say heaven is a limit
      And this is true
      But my friend did not see anything
      Wait till it's over
      I was wrong because I was wrong
      You know I'm bad, that's bad, you know
      You know I'm bad, that's bad, you know
      And the whole world
      Answer it correctly
      I repeat
      Who is wrong
      I have no words
      this is wrong
      I will close you
      very much
      Your eyes
      I will tell you the truth
      Listen, then
      Do not call for a conflict
      Your speech is positive
      You are not human
      You throw stones
      Hide your hand
      But they say that the sky is a boundary
      And this is true
      My friend has not seen anything
      Wait till it's over
      I was wrong because I was wrong
      You know, I'm wrong, I think it's not good
      You know I'm bad, that's bad, you know
      And the whole world
      Answer it correctly
      I repeat
      Who is wrong
      Tomorrow we can change the world
      It can be good
      If you do not like it, then what do I say
      You do not want to kill me on my face
      I was wrong because I was wrong
      You know I'm bad, that's bad, you know
      You know I'm bad, that's bad, you know
      And the whole world
      Answer it correctly
      I repeat
      Who is wrong
      I was wrong because I was wrong
      You know, I'm wrong, I think it's not good
      You know, I'm wrong, I think it's not good
      And the whole world
      Answer it correctly
      I repeat
      Who is wrong
      Who is wrong?

    • @veggiet2009
      @veggiet2009 6 років тому +1

      Hmm,
      "You know, I'm wrong, I think it's not good
      You know I'm bad, that's bad, you know"
      a little honesty there, and self reflection, then some philosophic questioning:
      "I repeat
      Who is wrong
      Who is wrong?"

  • @maddiebug06vlogsandcons18
    @maddiebug06vlogsandcons18 4 роки тому +300

    My father is a HUGE horror movie fan, so one day as we were playing monopoly I started playing the song, he turned to me and gave a glare which make me die laughing

    • @saskia4219
      @saskia4219 3 роки тому +49

      I translated your comment:
      "My father was very interested in cinema. One day when I was playing a big event, I started making music. He turned around and gave me a video clip "

    • @maddiebug06vlogsandcons18
      @maddiebug06vlogsandcons18 3 роки тому +17

      @@saskia4219 omgggg

    • @fogtheghost
      @fogtheghost 3 роки тому +24

      @@saskia4219 "My dad loves movies and expects him to play the day I start singing, so I don't want his heart laughing at me."

    • @ajd508a
      @ajd508a 3 роки тому +16

      @@fogtheghost "My dad loves movies and expects me to play the day he starts singing, so his heart doesn't want to make me laugh."

    • @ArtedaZeia
      @ArtedaZeia 3 роки тому +14

      @@ajd508a My father likes to play movies, looks for men and women and doesn't laugh.

  • @APoliticalConfusionAndMess
    @APoliticalConfusionAndMess 4 роки тому +291

    “The song can't decide if it wants to be scary or delightful.” Very me.

  • @NOPE-NOOOOO1110
    @NOPE-NOOOOO1110 3 роки тому +18

    “The darkness is a kitten”
    *that explains those glowing creepy eyes that I see in the middle of the night when I get a drink*

  • @barbaro267
    @barbaro267 6 років тому +525

    Can't tell if the tone is positive or if there is a hidden darkness in the happy lyrics. "I will smite you" sounded like fightin' words to me!!

    • @reverdyabuyen
      @reverdyabuyen 6 років тому +24

      She's right. The song can't decide whether to be dark, happy or just plain informative about death and saving animals. XD

    • @lmpossibieeunoia9910
      @lmpossibieeunoia9910 6 років тому +4

      Don't worry, it's just the rough draft of the song.

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 6 років тому +3

      barbaro267 The song is just so random.

    • @Matilda-u5n
      @Matilda-u5n 6 років тому +1

      OMG! a Merlin fan! Hello!!!

    • @barbaro267
      @barbaro267 6 років тому

      Hello fellow Merlin fan!! :D

  • @AshuMandave
    @AshuMandave 6 років тому +202

    This whole video is basically: Morning Person VS. Not a Morning Person 😂😂😂❤👌

    • @amycatherine6731
      @amycatherine6731 5 років тому +1

      It's even funnier when you think about it that way lol :)

  • @justsomerandomperson
    @justsomerandomperson 6 років тому +226

    “This is wonderful, it’s funny”
    “The fact that we are all dying”
    That turned dark in a matter of minutes 😂😂

  • @HangryOnPaws
    @HangryOnPaws 3 роки тому +45

    "pine trees cannot be avoided this time"
    Dipper Pines has entered the chat

    • @CosmicTherian
      @CosmicTherian 2 роки тому +4

      Bill cipher: oh nO NOT AGAIN

    • @phoenixthewolf6301
      @phoenixthewolf6301 2 роки тому +2

      i was looking for this comment

    • @HangryOnPaws
      @HangryOnPaws 2 роки тому +1

      @@phoenixthewolf6301 "shake its hand that's kinda like a prize"

    • @phoenixthewolf6301
      @phoenixthewolf6301 2 роки тому +1

      @@HangryOnPaws i would gladly shake bill's hand

    • @HangryOnPaws
      @HangryOnPaws 2 роки тому

      @@phoenixthewolf6301 same! I just wanna be in Weirdmageddon

  • @Sophies09Mommy
    @Sophies09Mommy 5 років тому +134

    I love how Google turned "Under the moonlight" into "In the sun"

  • @KostisPlayz
    @KostisPlayz 5 років тому +514

    Emo Google Translate: *Happiness is evil!*
    Sunshine Google Translate: It's a beautiful, *BEAUTIFUL DAYYYY*

    • @PxPtheBook
      @PxPtheBook 4 роки тому +5

      It's very inaccurate to even itself.

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 4 роки тому +7

      BiPolar Translate

    • @billkeithchannel
      @billkeithchannel 4 роки тому +3

      OK now I want to hear a G.T. version of _Sunshine Day_ from *The Brady Kids*

    • @Andromeda823
      @Andromeda823 4 роки тому

      That weird obsession over geese and uterus XD

  • @solveigdiriksdottir2689
    @solveigdiriksdottir2689 5 років тому +682

    Happiness is BAD.
    -Google Translate

    • @ArtisticSin
      @ArtisticSin 5 років тому +8

      sólveig Diðriksdóttir happiness is also the opposite of depression and bad is the opposite of good by the transitive property depression is good

    • @Nezumi99
      @Nezumi99 5 років тому +4

      Didn't know my depression is google translate lol

    • @GenderWoman666
      @GenderWoman666 5 років тому

      Look at Polish priest Natanek XDDD

    • @the_randomizer989
      @the_randomizer989 5 років тому

      Lmao

    • @k-popfan7758
      @k-popfan7758 5 років тому +1

      Me in 3 words.

  • @89robinj
    @89robinj 3 роки тому +26

    "You have to fight for ur life tomorrow"
    Tomorrow is Monday

  • @nikolanahirni5093
    @nikolanahirni5093 4 роки тому +168

    3:16 "The fact that we are dying"
    4:40 "Because it is impossible to die"
    Genius, Malinda

    • @ceski3255
      @ceski3255 4 роки тому +4

      I was gonna comment that, but I forgot what line it was.

  • @fjakjcwjcjjwjcch
    @fjakjcwjcjjwjcch 5 років тому +597

    "Pine trees can not be avoided this time".
    Where I live, very true, Translate.

    • @ArtisticSin
      @ArtisticSin 5 років тому +8

      Sophia Patterson I would die I’m allergic to them

    • @MacTechG4
      @MacTechG4 5 років тому +11

      Especially when you live in the Pine Tree State like me... they’re *EVERYWHERE!*

    • @ArtisticSin
      @ArtisticSin 5 років тому +6

      MacTechG4 I live in Pennsylvania I'm dying every year

    • @IronycheinPain
      @IronycheinPain 5 років тому

      Same here

    • @gamingcookiereal
      @gamingcookiereal 5 років тому +2

      pine trees can not be avoided any time where i live either

  • @elliebrashear1577
    @elliebrashear1577 6 років тому +229

    the darkness is a kitten..
    are u a dark song or a adorable song

  • @user-nh7jy1sn9h
    @user-nh7jy1sn9h 2 роки тому +15

    “Now you have to fight for your life tomorrow”
    caught me off guard completely LMAO

  • @machka310
    @machka310 6 років тому +1257

    3:13 is my friends being positive and me ruining it

    • @guilhermeshiba3135
      @guilhermeshiba3135 6 років тому +55

      You're a terrible friend.

    • @machka310
      @machka310 6 років тому +43

      Guilherme Chato I know right

    • @emiate
      @emiate 6 років тому +13

      Muffin Cat YUS 😂😂

    • @BlackDragon-jx4dz
      @BlackDragon-jx4dz 6 років тому +64

      "This is wonderful, it's funny
      "The fact that we are dying"

    • @Flufflezot
      @Flufflezot 6 років тому +13

      Muffin Cat Then you're definitely like my brother. Lol

  • @bertadellasala3258
    @bertadellasala3258 4 роки тому +150

    "He is sitting naked!" "BLACKBERRY, BLUEBERRY... the sun was PLAYING.... the animal is DRUNK" BRO this was amazing LOL

  • @zosiabadaczewska8013
    @zosiabadaczewska8013 5 років тому +607

    Thiller: you close your eyes
    Google translate: open your eyes
    Logic

    • @Art_emis___
      @Art_emis___ 5 років тому +1

      Zosia Badaczewska yus

    • @YavorDMaple
      @YavorDMaple 5 років тому +24

      Thriller: “hiding under the moonlight”
      Google translate: “hiding under the sunlight”

    • @dougbennett8592
      @dougbennett8592 4 роки тому +1

      Google logic!

    • @smd0512
      @smd0512 4 роки тому

      *LoGiC*

    • @billkeithchannel
      @billkeithchannel 4 роки тому

      The G.T. A.I. just got done watching _Eyes Wide Shut_ and let that affect her.

  • @amberwashere8690
    @amberwashere8690 Рік тому +7

    "I will hug you!"
    "I will smite you!"
    this is why i have trust issues

  • @pineappolys3630
    @pineappolys3630 6 років тому +266

    “THIS IS WONDERFUL
    IT IS FUNNY
    THE FACT THAT WE ARE DYING”
    literally my morbid humor summed up

  • @k8tieisjusthere123
    @k8tieisjusthere123 6 років тому +130

    And realize there's nowhere to run=popcorn

    • @mynameisalwaystaken7274
      @mynameisalwaystaken7274 6 років тому +23

      Google Translate understands the concept of movies.

    • @foxofsky5
      @foxofsky5 6 років тому +3

      Colm Saunders nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnnnomnnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnnomnomn

    • @wolfgang7812
      @wolfgang7812 6 років тому

      Colm Saunders "Ummm popcorn nom nom nom" 😆

  • @kmitchell8323
    @kmitchell8323 4 роки тому +212

    "There is no chance against something forty years old, a girl" "Keren is 40 years old" Umm did they mean this???

  • @mikejones9080
    @mikejones9080 3 роки тому +56

    Your facial expressions absolutely slay me. In addition to being a phenomenal singer, you're an amazing actress as well.

  • @ArtsyAustin
    @ArtsyAustin 6 років тому +653

    "Then enter the condom's eye into the body" *W H A T*

  • @panheaddragonwolfpaw
    @panheaddragonwolfpaw 6 років тому +180

    "They will possess you" became "Be yourself." I'm DONE.

    • @flooftof
      @flooftof 6 років тому +1

      Six Winged Phoenix Wolf I was done at "popcorn" part😂

  • @shanewolf8096
    @shanewolf8096 5 років тому +528

    “The darkness.. is a kitten”
    I wanna be with darkness now, bye!

    • @sakurafan771
      @sakurafan771 5 років тому +18

      *sings* Hello~Darkness my old friend.
      I've come to talk with you again.

    • @APoliticalConfusionAndMess
      @APoliticalConfusionAndMess 5 років тому +6

      @@sakurafan771 Because a vision softly creeping left its seeds while I was sleeping...

    • @tyffani9931
      @tyffani9931 5 років тому +4

      But the witch Thiana Gian seems to be a nice sky.

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 роки тому +4

      I mean she missed the opportunity to use this kitten 2.bp.blogspot.com/-aXAOahDaETY/UfLx7LO-OtI/AAAAAAAAEjU/MPHSz3YBOI0/s640/Cute+Black+Cat+Wallpaper+6.jpg

    • @eclecticdog2k901
      @eclecticdog2k901 4 роки тому +2

      Hey, dark, hi!

  • @matthewwheeler469
    @matthewwheeler469 3 роки тому +11

    Malinda: "I will hug you."
    Also Malinda two seconds later: "I will smite you!"

  • @foundmyself259
    @foundmyself259 6 років тому +84

    *the dead began to put on beautiful clothes*
    Disney is taking notes 📝

  • @vi9486
    @vi9486 6 років тому +313

    "Open your eyes and think about a woman who is thinking" google translate 2k17

  • @very_zoe
    @very_zoe 6 років тому +260

    "This is the CEO in the air"
    Now picturing my boss in the air

    • @thewatermelonmilksquishies5626
      @thewatermelonmilksquishies5626 6 років тому +2

      Zoé Clos lololololololololololololololololololollololololololololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

    • @grasshopperchick374
      @grasshopperchick374 6 років тому +1

      Zoé Clos don’t forget the lasers gliding on cats.

  • @medicmist
    @medicmist 3 роки тому +18

    Therapist: All dreams have a meaning
    My dreams:

  • @miryasweetapple
    @miryasweetapple 5 років тому +326

    "There's demons closing in on every side"
    = "By the toaster"
    What? .-.)

    • @k-popfan7758
      @k-popfan7758 5 років тому +13

      The demons hang around the toaster i guess...

    • @nshea3286
      @nshea3286 4 роки тому +9

      Demons snack on pop tarts. Gotta keep their energy up in case of a fortuitous possession.

    • @edslushie570
      @edslushie570 4 роки тому +8

      This may sound crazy, but I have a theory: Demons live in Hell, Hell is associated with fire, fire is hot, and what device heats things from the sides? The toaster. Coincidence?

    • @k-popfan7758
      @k-popfan7758 4 роки тому +3

      @@edslushie570 you are the new Albert Einstein.

    • @billkeithchannel
      @billkeithchannel 4 роки тому +5

      Think of what that poor defenseless slice of bread is thinking. It is being held in place and tortured to death by hot coils.

  • @shockerhaven07
    @shockerhaven07 4 роки тому +633

    “The Darkness is a kitten” to be honest she’s not wrong

    • @violacriger1280
      @violacriger1280 3 роки тому +9

      thats strangely true

    • @Gil_Pratten
      @Gil_Pratten 3 роки тому +17

      No kittens are the best thing know to man kind. Dogs on the other hand are hideous idiotic slobbery things

    • @samarius_art_and_games
      @samarius_art_and_games 3 роки тому +11

      @@Gil_Pratten as a dog owning cat person, I can say that not all dogs slobber.

    • @raideranimator6091
      @raideranimator6091 3 роки тому +13

      @@Gil_Pratten dude your supposed to get a *DOG* not a mirror

    • @MisterDoorNumber1
      @MisterDoorNumber1 3 роки тому +3

      @@Gil_Pratten dogs are much better

  • @edslushie570
    @edslushie570 6 років тому +92

    You know, the fact that “from every tomb” turned into “from all the uterus” probably means that some language uses the same words for “tomb” and “womb” and that’s actually kind of profound.

    • @mariannedean3211
      @mariannedean3211 6 років тому +5

      wait... babies are dead?

    • @WickedNPC
      @WickedNPC 5 років тому +12

      I'm sure you could make some really gothic poetry in that language then, In Sweden the words for wife and poison are the same. It's rather funny.

    • @diadrite
      @diadrite 5 років тому +6

      +Frida Bergholtz Spanish has something like that as well, the word for wife is the same as the word for handcuffs! It is quite funny.

    • @SenpaiNoSasuke
      @SenpaiNoSasuke 5 років тому +2

      @@WickedNPC Hi! Just felt the need to point out that you probably meant married and not wife. It's still quite funny. I have a vague memory of myself being a kid and questioning my mom with repeated why questions about this topic, and trying to make sense of the logic behind it by connecting it to princess stories like Snow White.
      poison=gift married=gift wife=fru/hustru/(äkta) maka/... husband=(äkta)man/(äkta make)/...
      (äkta=real; it's used to show that the people that refer to each other as wife/husband are in a legally binding marriage)

    • @WickedNPC
      @WickedNPC 5 років тому +1

      @@SenpaiNoSasuke Oh! Yes that's right. I wrote the wrong word. I have no idea why. Thanks for pointing it out for all the people who don't speak swedish.

  • @teeahtee387
    @teeahtee387 3 роки тому +10

    “And you realize there’s nowhere left to run”
    Google Translate: *p o p c o r n*

  • @terrorism5370
    @terrorism5370 4 роки тому +194

    "In killer in Romania"
    Me: *realises i live in Romania*

  • @beckypenson
    @beckypenson 6 років тому +323

    "This is wonderful, it's funny,
    The fact that we are *dying."*
    Gee, thanks Google Translate.

    • @laelaps5246
      @laelaps5246 6 років тому +38

      "Happiness is bad"
      -Google Translate

    • @YouTubeExplore777
      @YouTubeExplore777 6 років тому +2

      It's worse than ISIS. Google loves ISIS. 😱

    • @ThatBlueWanderer
      @ThatBlueWanderer 6 років тому +7

      Google translate is laughing at the mortals

    • @beckypenson
      @beckypenson 6 років тому +2

      GT seems to get a kick out of pessimism;😅

    • @ameliaunbound6052
      @ameliaunbound6052 6 років тому +2

      "The fact that we are dying" was my contribute to the song.

  • @FluffyDoesStuff
    @FluffyDoesStuff 4 роки тому +1899

    Regular: "There's demons closing in on every side"
    Translated: "BY THE TOASTER"
    toasters are demons confirmed

    • @gaygoblin3898
      @gaygoblin3898 4 роки тому +28

      Fluffy Does Stuff or demons are toasters

    • @yeetdoggo328
      @yeetdoggo328 4 роки тому +8

      Lol 🤣

    • @ariwinkie3507
      @ariwinkie3507 4 роки тому +23

      I mean my toaster nearly blew up my house? Does 5hat count?

    • @sweet_glitter
      @sweet_glitter 4 роки тому +12

      @@ariwinkie3507 Yes it does.
      *5 h a t*

    • @ariwinkie3507
      @ariwinkie3507 4 роки тому +8

      @@sweet_glitter ok, my keyboard is very small and I sometimes press a number insted of a letter

  • @alyssagruber5346
    @alyssagruber5346 3 роки тому +10

    Dark side: I am here to educate u about animal cruel-
    Light side: sUpErDiTa

  • @wybie2529
    @wybie2529 4 роки тому +436

    "I will hug you!"
    "I will smite you!"
    Misleading, Google Translate.

    • @sen1684
      @sen1684 4 роки тому +2

      I think this is PMS.

    • @leoyori9829
      @leoyori9829 4 роки тому

      Fátima Almeida or pregnancy

    • @8888BALL
      @8888BALL 4 роки тому

      I’m getting very mixed signals

    • @qwqwo3038
      @qwqwo3038 4 роки тому +1

      Bipolar

    • @s_r-d2n
      @s_r-d2n 4 роки тому +1

      Well technically it was the evil character that is really cheesed off that everyone else is joyful

  • @Alex_Hue
    @Alex_Hue 4 роки тому +1176

    Michael Jackson: *And realize there’s nowhere left to run*
    Google Translate: *Popcorn*

    • @kokichiouma1735
      @kokichiouma1735 4 роки тому +38

      NOM NOM NO-

    • @bootscat9013
      @bootscat9013 4 роки тому +9

      Hahaha🤣🤣😂😂😅😅

    • @aelsaellie
      @aelsaellie 4 роки тому +11

      I like popcorn OwO

    • @axlol129
      @axlol129 4 роки тому +10

      Me: MORE POPCORN!🍿!🍿!🍿!🍿!🍿!🍿!🍿!🍿!🍿!🍿!🍿!

    • @bootscat9013
      @bootscat9013 4 роки тому +12

      ALL THE POPCORN 🔥🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

  • @BillsravingrantBlogspot
    @BillsravingrantBlogspot 6 років тому +486

    I laughed, I cried, I nearly died... too funny, thank you!

  • @Juscait
    @Juscait 3 роки тому +55

    "The darkness is a kitten"
    Watching this whilst my kitten's curled up on my neck is the best thing.

  • @christianabd5806
    @christianabd5806 6 років тому +254

    4:08 I'm fine thanks for asking

  • @CeruleanSeal
    @CeruleanSeal 6 років тому +85

    I work at a grocery store and often get positioned to restock the frozens, so every time I'm restocking the frozen blackberries and blueberries all i can think about is this song and it takes all my strength not to burst into laughter in the middle of the store at "enter the condom's eye into the body"
    You have blessed and cursed me all at once Malinda.

  • @faithcael5703
    @faithcael5703 6 років тому +196

    Malinda, 4:43, "Happiness is Bad"
    Remember Kids, Happiness is Bad

    • @ArtisticSin
      @ArtisticSin 5 років тому +1

      Shateen happiness is also the opposite of depression and bad is the opposite of good by the transitive property depression is good