Google Translate Sings: "Thriller" by Michael Jackson
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It just makes the long Halloween themed innuendo that is Thriller so much more literal xD. Hope you enjoyed it!! I put out new videos every Wednesday/Thursday and some other random days so be sure to subscribe for more! :D HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! xxMKR
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I have been loving the sneak peek on patreon so much that o downloaded it to my phone so I can later put into my Spotify playlist lol I loved the video just as much
This was hilarious, as always! Great job Mindy! XD. ...I don't know why I just said that.
"Its funny the fact that we're dying"
Yeah I think its hilarious
"The animal is drunk"
So are you, Google translate.
Nami ikr
Yup
I am drunk too
You forgot the "This is wonderful" part
A lot of things by Google have a drinking problem... Like UA-cam?!?
"I will hug you!"
_10 seconds later... no, really, exactly 10, I checked._
"I WILL SMITE YOU!"
That's because you didn't hug her back!
Virgil: No don't hug me, I'm scared.
I died from day
Then you sit naked. I mean, what the hell?
@@aromanticfranziskavonkarma WAIT WHAT
I love how Google turned this from
Thriller- A song about zombies coming to kill you
to
Thriller- *The positive song about saving animals*
Ana Zakidalskaya With a hint of erotica.
Ana Zakidalskaya How did you do that??
Lindsay Crosser *Asterisks*
I always thought of it as a romantic song about watching a zombie movie.
😂
"I will hug you!"
*Literally ten seconds later*
"I WILL SMITE YOU!"
Oop-
lol
My two moods when talking to my friends:
Bipolar much
Yes...Hiw we feel after 10 seconds of talking to your friends
"The fact that we are dying"
"Because it is impossible to die"
Choose one already, Google Translate
people die when they're killed
Ya choose one google dont be weird
it's the duality of life
The faithful and righteous go on to eternal life while the wicked are cast into the lake of fire, which is the second death.
Somehow G.T. got this biblical idiom.
Maybe we're all immortal..🙌
"This is Wonderful, it's Funny"
*"The fact that we are all dying."*
I literally died laughing at this line.
Enjoy dying funny! ;)
I see what you did there lol
@@kittredge_mae You're the only one who got what the joke was...
I get it.
rip
This appears to be a debate between a pesssimistic hippie and an optimistic hippie.
this comment was the one to do it, to throw me into a 4 minute laughing fit. thank you.
i translated this comment:
Apparently, this expectation is the contrast between chairs and chairs.
Yup
im choking on my muffin help me
@@idoyoutube2019 lmfaooooo
When Thriller is translated it turns into a song conflicted between being happy, terrifying, or oddly animal-friendly.
and weirdly horny somehow
on the window
Good to see you again!
He came home
Blood on the carpet.
he got under the table.
I know I can't.
I entered the room
He cares about people
That's the end
So what do you want to do?
you are beautiful
Forty brothers
So what do you want to do?
you are beautiful
you don't know
So what do you want to do?
you are beautiful
Forty brothers
So what do you want to do?
you are beautiful
you don't know
So what do you want to do?
you don't know
There is a warning on the window.
He may have a younger brother.
the house
Blood on the carpet.
I entered the room
I want to fight you
Same to you.
Now?
you are beautiful
No problem.
Do you want to advertise?
They hurt their oppressors.
Lyric: “Under the moonlight”
Google: *”In the sun”*
Well, moonlight is sunlight, if you want to get specific.
@@GuitarGuy057 😳😳😳
@@jeohranalfhir8366
Use your big boy words. I do not speak hieroglyphics.
@@GuitarGuy057 r/woosh jkjkjk
@@Cupcakkes2girlsand1cup Woosh would imply you're being smarter than me.
This is incorrect.
"...It's funny!The fact that we are dying!"
That got dark real quick
It did didn't it?
Enter doki doki refrence here
FUCK NO
@@reynhacoezy5510 But we can't leave them hanging
I mean that is pretty common now
The funniest thing about half of these is Google somehow manages to get the opposite meaning of most of the sentences ahahaha
:DDDD
Courtney Thomson i was wandering if i was the only one who noticed
They posses you > be yourself
Thriller, thriller night > beautiful, and beautiful day
you close your eyes > open your eyes
under the moonlight > in the sun
the midnight hour is close at hand > the sun is playing
And then theres the weird ones
Basically 3:57 to the end
exactly!!!
Courtney Thomson Google Translate can process syntax, but semantics are difficult, especially sentences without context, so the algorithms will find the nearest counterpart instead.
I love how she is just going to teach you about animal cruelty and then it’s practically like one of the students in the classroom just pops up because he doesn’t wanna learn and just yells SUPERDITA
Love that people still watch her 3 years later it’s just too cringe it’s amazingly and surprisingly good cause it’s random
Is 'Superdita' an actual word? It's not showing up with a translation in Google, so I think it might just be Google nonsense, but I'm not sure?
@@glasscardproductions4736 It's not
@@ivanortegavergara838 Neither is "Ganggarita"
@@IntrepidScripting I still regularly quote these videos and I’ve seen (most of the ones I quote from) first years ago 😭 it’s funny to rewatch haha
The Plot: A forty year old lesbian musician named Keren finds out that she is going to die due to prolonged exposure to a highly toxic pesticide, and in shock ends up splitting into two different personalities; one being a dark and depressing conspiracy theorist (who believes that she is a space terrorist who is meant to meet a spirit shaped like a condom that is supposed to enter her via her eye and go in her spacecraft/fridge), one light, happy and socially active (particularly in animal and women's rights); both utterly insane. She ends up being scarred by a serial killer while on tour in Romania, and not long afterwards her parents disown her out of fear and disgust. Her dark side starts collecting berries for the "trip back home", while her light side says "screw it" and goes onto release the animals from the nearby zoo. Chaos ensues as the dark side of her makes the animals drunk and lets them loose into the city in the middle of a snowstorm (the light side was just going to transport them to the wild again), and in the end the animals are put down, and Keren is put in an asylum where she rambles on about how she'll smite us, is fed only cake and popcorn, and has delusions about solar-powered playful kittens that embody darkness, vengeful pine trees, naked men and fancily-dressed corpses, along with many other things that are best left unsaid.
Danny Buckle this needs more likes
ok what what about the killer
This is perfect, it works so well! I will hug you! *I will smite you!!*
Danny Buckle But who's the CEO? Lol
Honestly, I would totally watch a movie about this.
- Sing about happiness
- Say that happiness it's bad in the end
It's very deep, google translate, I'm ur fan.
This song in two words:
Bipolar vegan.
This comment in two words:
Very underrated
This is true
This is why you should eat some meat sometimes.
I actually know a bipolar vegan and this is actually not completely inaccurate?
Ikr
GT: “Hey, can I copy your homework?”
Michael Jackson: “Yeah, sure. Make it look different so the teacher won’t notice.”
The homework:
Gt: okay I will change everything
GT: I will make it so different and random they won’t know I copied you
Who is GT?
@@galaxypat24 Google Translate
@@VioletNKisHere ok, thanks.
I absolutely love the fact that "the foulest stench" translated to "the CEO."
Google Translate is Bernie Sanders confirmed.
why do you love it when it just translates to a synonym? it isn't that exciting....
we all knew that tho
Lmao same
Well, most CEOs are full of sh◆t, so…
“And realize there’s nowhere left to run.”
*PopCOrN*
YOU CANNOT RUN FROM THE P O P C O R N .
*Y E A H Y O U C A N N O T R U N F R O M P O P C O R N*
"I KNOW YOU'RE HERE, MICHAEL, I CAN SMELL YOUR DAMN POPCORN!"
- The Rock
But how the hell😂
I was very happy about these fabrics....
Huh, night is translated into day, so Google Translate tells me that there is no night, only days... I'm gonna use that as an excuse next time my mom scolds me for being up at night
Pramheda Good luck with that
Welp just saying... Mom knows best
Maybe it will make your parents fear your face.
Lol XD
0:41
Michael Jackson: "Under The Moonlight."
Google Translate: "In the sun."
1:43
Michael Jackson: "You close your eyes."
Google Translate: "Open your eyes."
2:00 3:33
Michael Jackson: "'Cause this is a thriller, thriller night."
Google Translate: "It is a beautiful and beautiful day."
2:49
Michael Jackson: "They will possess you."
Google Translate: "Be yourself."
4:40
Michael Jackson: "For no mere mortal can resist."
Google Translate: "Because it is impossible to die."
"The darkness is a kitten"
"Parents fear your face"
"Popcorn"
"In killer Romania"
"Wowie night"
"Blackberry Blueberry"
Casey Boyack "HAPPINESS. *IS.* *_BAD._* "
"This is the CEO in the air"
"The animal is drunk"
"He is sitting naked."
*Then enter the condoms eye into the body*
So, Thriller actually centers around 40-year-old Keren's beautiful day pleasuring the Grizzly Goose in the unavoidable pines while eating lots of popcorn.
You left out the fact that pines are alien.
Yes. Yes indeed. But also space terrorists and all of us dying
Also drunk animals... that too
Minecraft Maniacs but its impossible to die so... how does that work? XD
Oh..... riiiiiiiighhhht...... uhhhhm
"this is wonderful it's funny"
"the fact that we are all dying"
OMG MY SIDES HELP. ME HAHAHAHAHA
*HAPPINESS IS BAD*
Total Lil
Total Lil90 i burst out laughing when i heard this. 😂
But it's impossible to die. Illuminati confirmed!
Rawas Random Channel Don't spam.
so, I get that this is supposed to be a funny channel, but can we all just take a second to realize how beautiful her voice is?!
I know, i wouldn't mind paying to see her at a concert!
And how she switches from being goth to badass to wholesome in moments
pfft seems I'm back
"happiness is bad"!
She has another, more serious account
“Something 40 years old, a girl”
Later
“Keren is 40 years old”
Ah
Luna this definitely means Karens are probably forty years old
Hey. Don't blame MY generation. I blame the boomers.😜
2:08 "A 40-year old girl would kick your ass!"
@@seantheshimp5296 don’t say their name aloud. They’re coming! Don’t let them speak to my non existent manager!
@@baileyryan6958 I thought she said, "A 40-year old girl would be ridiculous." lol
Oh dear. I love how Google Translate is trying to cheer up the situation :D
INGY
It's like that one friend who tries to stay positive despite everything crumbling around them. 😂😂
I think this was in reference to half of the piece that Was 'cheerful' in nature. The other half was rather morose.
I love how Google is like this song is dark but then all of a sudden changes its mind so it made the song happy lol
Mimi Oang IMA sing this to siri
google has some split personality problems
its a scary happy political song.
And then oddly sexual near the end.
Correct
This song is a teenager trying to get out of their goth phase 😂
I didn’t come here for you to call me out but ok 😂😂😂😂
Me being a teenager that's not in a goth phase: 👁👄👁
@@pupperssong4778 Me being a teenager in a Mario phase:
@@_-onidaacca-_9371 this was me before and this is still true
*Best lines:*
"The darkness is a kitten"
"Parents fear your face"
"It's fun, great joy, and no one cares about the wild animals"
"There are pesticides tonight"
"Popcorn"
"To hear about animal cruelty"
"It's fun, great joy, now you have to fight for your life tomorrow"
"Pine trees can not be avoided this time"
"I will hug you...I will smite you"
"I allowed you to play on the eye"
"He is sitting naked"
"The animal is drunk"
"Keren is forty years old"
"Your body will spit, because it is impossible to die"
"Happiness is bad"
*And my all-time favorite:*
"This is wonderful, it's funny, the fact that we are all dying"
cake cut near the heart cry
it gangarita!
BLACKBERRY BLUEBERRY
The animal is DRUNK
LOL
3:37 Women can do it with pleasure ('cause we don't need no men).
This is the most bipolar song ever.
I wish I could 'Thumbs Up' this comment ten more times! I can't stop laughing!
Jaely12344 truth be told, I didn't even know it had likes until I saw your comment, thank you for the update
i was bored so i translated your comment into many different languajes and this is the result:
This is the greatest story in history
Jpinturo radiator23 sounds about right
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It sounds like an argument between a pessimistic goth and an overexcited cheerleader or hippie (I can't decide which)
So a Drow elf and a Wood elf...
I'd go with a cheerleader with personality conflicts, teen fever and political correctness.
and the goth is an animal rights activist
Why can’t it be a cheerleader hippie?
Enemies to friends to lovers au
"I will hug you" is truly a line that can be both delightful or terrifying these days!
I will hug you
13 seconds later
I WILL SMITE YOU!
It could either be comforting or creepy
I WILL SMITE YOU
Pine trees cannot be avoided this time.
Bill Cipher: *Sweats Nervously.*
BILL CYPHER IS QUAKING
GRAVITY FALLS LIVES ON
LOLOLOLOLOLOL IM DYING! THAT IS SO FUNNY!
*gravity falls theme tune intensifies*
Man he better call the axolotl
Original: you close your eyes
Translate: open your eyes
Me: Wtf???
Exactly
Also, in the moonlight is in the sun ☀️ what
this is thriller, thriller night turned into it's a beautiful and beautiful day
😂🤣
my social anxiety
Michael Jackson : And realize there's nowhere left to run
Google translate : popcorn
OML I CANT
Well of course it's completely logical! And realize - pop - nowhere left to - co - run - rn -
because that's how translating works
Google Translate just had to throw that MJ meme in there somewhere
Because that's what MJ did in the video
In conclusion, Google Translate is sadistic as hell. It's just here for the schadenfreude.
Enrique Wood 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Keren is 40 years old
Me: at forty, she still waits for the manager
She’s been waiting there since she was 20
@@singingofsilver The restaurant was already burned down by the society of Karens by then
It's been 80 long years
and still, she waits
Happiness is bad.
Lol, well, I must have been living my life all wrong before now.
deeeeeeeep
...mkay?
I don't know if you know Just Between Us (if you don't go check them out, they're awesome), but this sentence makes me think of Allison SO MUCH.
Blueberry. Blackberry.
Why do i think this was created by twin sisters who are complete opposites and are arguing through song
Same
Good one that makes sense
"The darkness is a kitten"
Never knew someone wrote a song about my little orange demon of a cat.
Your cat isn't orange anymore.
@@ceski3255 its lemon. *And my sense of humor is perfect.*
@@supersaturn4742 How can a lemon be so dark? ;-;
@@supersaturn4742 It's just a lemon.
I eat, Jon, it's what I do.
‘Then enter the condom’s eye into the body’
Am I the only one who lost it at that. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
yes
No I did too because it makes no sense lol 😂😂
uhhhh, did anybody else think of something else?
C,,,
CONDOMS HAVE EYES?!
@@artisticalex1206 condoms get slipped on a dude's [REDACTED] and goes inside a woman's [REDACTED] when the man has and an [REDACTED] but the condom prevents the [REDACTED] from impregnating the women
“Parents fear your FACE!”
Well- um that was deep and got straight to the point
it ganggarita
This is wonderful, this is funny
And no one cares about wild animals
"Parents fear your face" best roast ever xD
Twighlightmoon looooooooooooooool true
I'm gonna use that one
Flaming Gaming it gangarita
Twilightmoon
Yeh
It took you 2 years to get 1k likes. You’re welcome
I like that "The foulest stench" translated to "The CEO".
Sounds about right
Makes sense
"Parents fear your face."
A face not even a mother could love.
Friends: *Parents fear your face!*
Me: *IT GANGGARITA!*
"Parents fear your face!" was told to Rosemary's baby.
@@jonathasmarques5725 this is an underrated comment
*the musical intrument is even more serious than your performance*
welp
ya did it!
her: death
google: happy
her: happy
Google: death it is
Lol
Happiness is bad.
Google hates happiness got it
GT: Happiness? Ok! Actually, how about *Death.*
Yay death.
"Gimme a hug"
"I will smile you"
Well that escelated quickly.
Original-“and realize there is nowhere left to run”
Google Translate-“Popcorn”
Me-😂😂😂what?😂😂🤣😂😂how?😂😂🤣😂😂
Was thinking the same... 🤣
it had to squish the popcorn meme in somehow. the programmers have their priorities straight.
@@elessal Damn right we do 😂😂😂
Sabrina Kirchner popcorn
Just.. when you have no where to run, just eat popcorn to be safe.....?
Idfk
Original: Darkness falls across the land
Translated: Blackberry Blueberry
Random Giraffe 😂😂
The sun was playing
@@yurivillanueva9337 The animal is drunk
@@jentonlarry3619 to form a space terrorist,and how are you ?😀
@@catfish1616 The spirit did not come!
Seeing eye dogs before...
Thriller: "And hope that this is just imagination, girl."
Google translate: "And think about a girl who is thinking."
We should all think about women that are thinking.
Eh, close enough.
I will smite you.
Am I the only one who thought of the trials of Apollo?
about a *woman* who is thinking.*
"This is wonderful, it's funny"
*"The fact that we are dying"*
also: "it is a beautiful beautiful day"
definently is, and no birds are singing and no flowers are blooming this time.
ok one more: "the animal is drunk"
are you sure *the animal* is?
If "happiness is bad" then I wonder what a Google Translate sings of Michael Jackson's "Bad" would be like?
I think we will get a different version of "Happy" xP
I google-translated it. But I warn you, it's a bit... disturbing :D
Your back is me
I will tell you the truth
show ur face
White day
I will tell you
How do i feel
You will harm your heart
Do not shoot to kill
I will come
I will come
Keep on me
Everything went well
I give it to you
No. 3
help
Or let it go
I will tell you
I only see your face
I know my game
what do you mean
Well, they say heaven is a limit
And this is true
But my friend did not see anything
Wait till it's over
I was wrong because I was wrong
You know I'm bad, that's bad, you know
You know I'm bad, that's bad, you know
And the whole world
Answer it correctly
I repeat
Who is wrong
I have no words
this is wrong
I will close you
very much
Your eyes
I will tell you the truth
Listen, then
Do not call for a conflict
Your speech is positive
You are not human
You throw stones
Hide your hand
But they say that the sky is a boundary
And this is true
My friend has not seen anything
Wait till it's over
I was wrong because I was wrong
You know, I'm wrong, I think it's not good
You know I'm bad, that's bad, you know
And the whole world
Answer it correctly
I repeat
Who is wrong
Tomorrow we can change the world
It can be good
If you do not like it, then what do I say
You do not want to kill me on my face
I was wrong because I was wrong
You know I'm bad, that's bad, you know
You know I'm bad, that's bad, you know
And the whole world
Answer it correctly
I repeat
Who is wrong
I was wrong because I was wrong
You know, I'm wrong, I think it's not good
You know, I'm wrong, I think it's not good
And the whole world
Answer it correctly
I repeat
Who is wrong
Who is wrong?
Hmm,
"You know, I'm wrong, I think it's not good
You know I'm bad, that's bad, you know"
a little honesty there, and self reflection, then some philosophic questioning:
"I repeat
Who is wrong
Who is wrong?"
My father is a HUGE horror movie fan, so one day as we were playing monopoly I started playing the song, he turned to me and gave a glare which make me die laughing
I translated your comment:
"My father was very interested in cinema. One day when I was playing a big event, I started making music. He turned around and gave me a video clip "
@@saskia4219 omgggg
@@saskia4219 "My dad loves movies and expects him to play the day I start singing, so I don't want his heart laughing at me."
@@fogtheghost "My dad loves movies and expects me to play the day he starts singing, so his heart doesn't want to make me laugh."
@@ajd508a My father likes to play movies, looks for men and women and doesn't laugh.
“The song can't decide if it wants to be scary or delightful.” Very me.
“The darkness is a kitten”
*that explains those glowing creepy eyes that I see in the middle of the night when I get a drink*
uh
Can't tell if the tone is positive or if there is a hidden darkness in the happy lyrics. "I will smite you" sounded like fightin' words to me!!
She's right. The song can't decide whether to be dark, happy or just plain informative about death and saving animals. XD
Don't worry, it's just the rough draft of the song.
barbaro267 The song is just so random.
OMG! a Merlin fan! Hello!!!
Hello fellow Merlin fan!! :D
This whole video is basically: Morning Person VS. Not a Morning Person 😂😂😂❤👌
It's even funnier when you think about it that way lol :)
“This is wonderful, it’s funny”
“The fact that we are all dying”
That turned dark in a matter of minutes 😂😂
0-100
Just Some Random Person
I laughed when she sung that part
Seconds*
0-1000000000 in 2 secs
"pine trees cannot be avoided this time"
Dipper Pines has entered the chat
Bill cipher: oh nO NOT AGAIN
i was looking for this comment
@@phoenixthewolf6301 "shake its hand that's kinda like a prize"
@@HangryOnPaws i would gladly shake bill's hand
@@phoenixthewolf6301 same! I just wanna be in Weirdmageddon
I love how Google turned "Under the moonlight" into "In the sun"
Logic.
Emo Google Translate: *Happiness is evil!*
Sunshine Google Translate: It's a beautiful, *BEAUTIFUL DAYYYY*
It's very inaccurate to even itself.
BiPolar Translate
OK now I want to hear a G.T. version of _Sunshine Day_ from *The Brady Kids*
That weird obsession over geese and uterus XD
Happiness is BAD.
-Google Translate
sólveig Diðriksdóttir happiness is also the opposite of depression and bad is the opposite of good by the transitive property depression is good
Didn't know my depression is google translate lol
Look at Polish priest Natanek XDDD
Lmao
Me in 3 words.
"You have to fight for ur life tomorrow"
Tomorrow is Monday
3:16 "The fact that we are dying"
4:40 "Because it is impossible to die"
Genius, Malinda
I was gonna comment that, but I forgot what line it was.
"Pine trees can not be avoided this time".
Where I live, very true, Translate.
Sophia Patterson I would die I’m allergic to them
Especially when you live in the Pine Tree State like me... they’re *EVERYWHERE!*
MacTechG4 I live in Pennsylvania I'm dying every year
Same here
pine trees can not be avoided any time where i live either
the darkness is a kitten..
are u a dark song or a adorable song
more adorable xD
It's the adorable dark song))
Elizabeth Brashear either way it’s adorable because darkness is a kitten!
Both
I’m so sorry... An *
“Now you have to fight for your life tomorrow”
caught me off guard completely LMAO
3:13 is my friends being positive and me ruining it
You're a terrible friend.
Guilherme Chato I know right
Muffin Cat YUS 😂😂
"This is wonderful, it's funny
"The fact that we are dying"
Muffin Cat Then you're definitely like my brother. Lol
"He is sitting naked!" "BLACKBERRY, BLUEBERRY... the sun was PLAYING.... the animal is DRUNK" BRO this was amazing LOL
Thiller: you close your eyes
Google translate: open your eyes
Logic
Zosia Badaczewska yus
Thriller: “hiding under the moonlight”
Google translate: “hiding under the sunlight”
Google logic!
*LoGiC*
The G.T. A.I. just got done watching _Eyes Wide Shut_ and let that affect her.
"I will hug you!"
"I will smite you!"
this is why i have trust issues
“THIS IS WONDERFUL
IT IS FUNNY
THE FACT THAT WE ARE DYING”
literally my morbid humor summed up
Same.
Yes.
Why is this me?
And realize there's nowhere to run=popcorn
Google Translate understands the concept of movies.
Colm Saunders nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnnnomnnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnnomnomn
Colm Saunders "Ummm popcorn nom nom nom" 😆
"There is no chance against something forty years old, a girl" "Keren is 40 years old" Umm did they mean this???
Amazing.
Karen will not stop
So the prophecy WAS true!
When i first watched this i thought the exact thing
I'm only 39!! (And yes, my name really is Keren. With an 'e'. :D )
Your facial expressions absolutely slay me. In addition to being a phenomenal singer, you're an amazing actress as well.
"Then enter the condom's eye into the body" *W H A T*
Dark Emperor Gamer time stamp?
Lucky Clover 4:17 ?
I don’t see why your confused. It seems straight forward
@@mysticdragonwolf89 nO-
cool
"They will possess you" became "Be yourself." I'm DONE.
Six Winged Phoenix Wolf I was done at "popcorn" part😂
“The darkness.. is a kitten”
I wanna be with darkness now, bye!
*sings* Hello~Darkness my old friend.
I've come to talk with you again.
@@sakurafan771 Because a vision softly creeping left its seeds while I was sleeping...
But the witch Thiana Gian seems to be a nice sky.
I mean she missed the opportunity to use this kitten 2.bp.blogspot.com/-aXAOahDaETY/UfLx7LO-OtI/AAAAAAAAEjU/MPHSz3YBOI0/s640/Cute+Black+Cat+Wallpaper+6.jpg
Hey, dark, hi!
Malinda: "I will hug you."
Also Malinda two seconds later: "I will smite you!"
*the dead began to put on beautiful clothes*
Disney is taking notes 📝
You mean Coco?
"Open your eyes and think about a woman who is thinking" google translate 2k17
"This is the CEO in the air"
Now picturing my boss in the air
Zoé Clos lololololololololololololololololololollololololololololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
Zoé Clos don’t forget the lasers gliding on cats.
Therapist: All dreams have a meaning
My dreams:
"There's demons closing in on every side"
= "By the toaster"
What? .-.)
The demons hang around the toaster i guess...
Demons snack on pop tarts. Gotta keep their energy up in case of a fortuitous possession.
This may sound crazy, but I have a theory: Demons live in Hell, Hell is associated with fire, fire is hot, and what device heats things from the sides? The toaster. Coincidence?
@@edslushie570 you are the new Albert Einstein.
Think of what that poor defenseless slice of bread is thinking. It is being held in place and tortured to death by hot coils.
“The Darkness is a kitten” to be honest she’s not wrong
thats strangely true
No kittens are the best thing know to man kind. Dogs on the other hand are hideous idiotic slobbery things
@@Gil_Pratten as a dog owning cat person, I can say that not all dogs slobber.
@@Gil_Pratten dude your supposed to get a *DOG* not a mirror
@@Gil_Pratten dogs are much better
You know, the fact that “from every tomb” turned into “from all the uterus” probably means that some language uses the same words for “tomb” and “womb” and that’s actually kind of profound.
wait... babies are dead?
I'm sure you could make some really gothic poetry in that language then, In Sweden the words for wife and poison are the same. It's rather funny.
+Frida Bergholtz Spanish has something like that as well, the word for wife is the same as the word for handcuffs! It is quite funny.
@@WickedNPC Hi! Just felt the need to point out that you probably meant married and not wife. It's still quite funny. I have a vague memory of myself being a kid and questioning my mom with repeated why questions about this topic, and trying to make sense of the logic behind it by connecting it to princess stories like Snow White.
poison=gift married=gift wife=fru/hustru/(äkta) maka/... husband=(äkta)man/(äkta make)/...
(äkta=real; it's used to show that the people that refer to each other as wife/husband are in a legally binding marriage)
@@SenpaiNoSasuke Oh! Yes that's right. I wrote the wrong word. I have no idea why. Thanks for pointing it out for all the people who don't speak swedish.
“And you realize there’s nowhere left to run”
Google Translate: *p o p c o r n*
"In killer in Romania"
Me: *realises i live in Romania*
R.I.P 😂
@@Weeee439 BYE-------
Offf se mai intanmpla
I do too. I can't see how Romania got translated and from what language...
"This is wonderful, it's funny,
The fact that we are *dying."*
Gee, thanks Google Translate.
"Happiness is bad"
-Google Translate
It's worse than ISIS. Google loves ISIS. 😱
Google translate is laughing at the mortals
GT seems to get a kick out of pessimism;😅
"The fact that we are dying" was my contribute to the song.
Regular: "There's demons closing in on every side"
Translated: "BY THE TOASTER"
toasters are demons confirmed
Fluffy Does Stuff or demons are toasters
Lol 🤣
I mean my toaster nearly blew up my house? Does 5hat count?
@@ariwinkie3507 Yes it does.
*5 h a t*
@@sweet_glitter ok, my keyboard is very small and I sometimes press a number insted of a letter
Dark side: I am here to educate u about animal cruel-
Light side: sUpErDiTa
"I will hug you!"
"I will smite you!"
Misleading, Google Translate.
I think this is PMS.
Fátima Almeida or pregnancy
I’m getting very mixed signals
Bipolar
Well technically it was the evil character that is really cheesed off that everyone else is joyful
Michael Jackson: *And realize there’s nowhere left to run*
Google Translate: *Popcorn*
NOM NOM NO-
Hahaha🤣🤣😂😂😅😅
I like popcorn OwO
Me: MORE POPCORN!🍿!🍿!🍿!🍿!🍿!🍿!🍿!🍿!🍿!🍿!🍿!
ALL THE POPCORN 🔥🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
I laughed, I cried, I nearly died... too funny, thank you!
P O P C O R N
Bill Castello it's impossible to die
Haha
To Bill Castello: but, as said death is impossible!
Blackberry, blueberry..
"The darkness is a kitten"
Watching this whilst my kitten's curled up on my neck is the best thing.
SUPERDITA!
4:08 I'm fine thanks for asking
I work at a grocery store and often get positioned to restock the frozens, so every time I'm restocking the frozen blackberries and blueberries all i can think about is this song and it takes all my strength not to burst into laughter in the middle of the store at "enter the condom's eye into the body"
You have blessed and cursed me all at once Malinda.
Malinda, 4:43, "Happiness is Bad"
Remember Kids, Happiness is Bad
Shateen happiness is also the opposite of depression and bad is the opposite of good by the transitive property depression is good