Google Translate Sings: Panic! At the Disco
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What else should I translate? :)
Translator Fails ua-cam.com/video/WrYALhGB1sE/v-deo.html
Why are you so damn funny?
Oooo can you translate Part of your World?
Hi can you pin me or love I like your vids they make me laugh
Translate gibberish
"I cannot hear anything, just translate the words"
Wow, it's self-aware now
How have you not noticed in the GTS son “you’re welcome” it says “because they may be translated”
It was already self aware since
Lol you watch to much doki doki hm?
monika?????
yea, first it was monika, then sayori, now it's google translate-ika..
Just Monika
All songs in the video:
I hammer pillows not teeth 0:11
This is a Christmas tradition 1:01
Say Anime(Ham week) 2:14
The death of diarrh(o)ea 3:05
Higher standard of living 4:20
Wow this was not expected
ASCII Skull someone pin this comment
@@grackenthekracken8019 thanks
Thanks for the likes guys its appreciated
ASCII Skull lovely
4:20 hehe
you: lose weight
me, an intellectual: debris reduction in body
Lol
you: Lunch
Me: the afternoon consumption of food
Everyone: Shower
Me: Water and cleaness saturation for the body
you: foot
Me: transportation of body
You: big brain time
Me: sharp science
Nobody:
Google Translate: S H E G A V E B I R T H T O H I S C L O T H E S
Is it a sheep?
@@KSPAtlas LOL 😂
That’s why they are wondering whose clothes were white. Oh the controversy!
I think it can be safely said that whoever 'she' is, she's getting a lot of loose fibres up her vajayjay.
lol I can't believe it's 2020 and the "nobody" joke is still relevant
"congratulations, i don't understand"
relatable
Maths class be like : ☝🏼
Exams in a nutshell
chu Same
Me to man !!! But death of dieria
congratulations, i don't understand how
"I pray for the wicked on the weekend"
Becomes
"Eyeglasses"
“Be afraid to be different”
Oh, didn’t realize my anxiety was singing this song.
Ooooofff. Same. It's a duet
Ikr 😅
True lol
Virgil wrote the song
@@claracampbell7547 YES THANK YOU
So Malinda is marrying Malinda and then Malinda ruins the wedding
i am batman and Malinda has not heard of the teeth
i am batman someone must have let the malindas loose
@@DxngerDemxn goddamit Kate
I love you
i am batman have you ever heard of shutting a fiery door? no
and that’s how the malindas got out
When google translate is hungry.
“I have eggs.”
“Is this your tea?”
“Oh ham week.”
“Oh ham week.”
“Oh ham week.”
“Death of Diarrhoea, aaaaa.”
lol
Dang G.T. what did you eat?
W...Why did you put... That last one... There....
*Dora The Destroyer what the fuck did you eat*
what the heck
When you put them all in once and eat them all at the same time *dies from having diarrhoea the next day*
"she gave birth to his clothes"
...I don't think that's how clothes are made
It is now
OML ME
That’s what I said 😂😂
@@MadisonDailyGrace buffalo bill disagrees
So you still think a bird brings them or something?
“Mommy can I get another anime”
-me at blockbuster when I was like 8
And ironically, me last night asking my mom if she wanted to watch the Avatar Airbenders movie together
Well that's still me😂😂
@@japanpanda2179 excuse the what why would you watch that
@@Star-vh4cs Idk, it seemed like a good way to introduce my parents to anime. We both liked the story a lot, and might even start watching the animated version.
Replace mommy with Tommy, and anime with Sanders Sides, and that is me, praying to Thomas to feed us with more Sanders Sides because *we didn't see any Virgil or Remus in the latest Sanders Sides video and I'm still screaming about the orange numbers that spell out hello*
What have you done to me, I went to a P!ATD concert and during say amen all I could hear in my head was “Oh, ham week, yeah” and “mommy can I get another anime?”
Pond
omg that's the best thing that could happen during a concert!!! 😂😂😂
Amelia Pond
BUT IT BEING BRENDON, YOU KNOW HE’D SING THOSE LYRICS.
luckily I saw this video AFTER going to a P!ATD concert!
I have a feeling that if Brendon saw this he would laugh, study it and then sing it on one of his shows😂😂
A MERLIN FAN!!! YESSS
@@movedtothreemoonwatchers Yesssss, it's my actual name tho! 😂
@@emrysdesmidt5510 Yeeee
Ok but now I really want this to happen. I know he sometimes streams on Twitch? We should show it to him xD
Oh his last stream was 8 months ago :(
@Adam Efimoff My last name is Dutch, the German way it would be written would have been Schmit. And my first name is Celtic, it's a Druid name🖤
"The bad bride is a big beach"
Amando Pando Wwww... alliteration! 😂😂😂
lets go to the beach beach
SilverStar 9 lets go get away
Oh so Big Fat Greek Wedding
Is that the weirdest thing you saw on the video?
Can we take a second to appreciate the fact that the lyric “I swear to God I ain’t ever gonna repent,” changed to “God I’m sorry.” 😂
Silver Eclipse **appreciates lyrics**
LMAO THAT THE OPPOSITE IM-
I’m currently cracking up at that fact
I can taste the irony
Silver Eclipse guess she repented...
1960: In the future, we’ll have flying cars!!
2019: *_Pillows are only welcome by the church_*
69 likes. nice.
357 likes amazing
2019: these memes have irrelevant since 2015.
WAIT WTF?! How did I even get likes, this is a dead meme xD
Are they having pillow fights without me!?
Instead of swearing we go easy and use “Beach” as it already made sense
Yeah it made sense with the line "The wavy bride" because there are waves in beaches
For some reason you are my top commebt
I know a bitch
Real Lyrics:
"If you love me, let me go"
Translated:
"When I leave you, I leave."
Sounds like a response
@Guacamole me in love
Can we appreciate those notes she hit in death of diarrhea tho
"I need a higher standard of living"
"He has no financial security"
google why must you attack me like this i...i wasn't ready...
I was attacked too it's okay 😅
I thought it would be “DEATH OF A BACON “
But its death of diarrhea
Bacon hair
Death of diarrhea? Water stomach? I think Google Translate has died of dysentery.
This video is brought to you by Panic at the Oregon Trail.
Eric Lindberg OMG PLZ LET THAT BE A GAME NOW
Eric Lindberg Oregon Trail with P!ATD songs playing in the background.
lol
Panic! At the Manifest Destiny
P!ATD: “God, I ain’t never gonna repent”
Google translate: “God, I’m sorry!”
Me: This is exactly why you don’t use a double negative.
Ed Slushie My thoughts exactly.
The two actually mean the same thing.
IMMA KEEP IT AT 666 LIKES!
Ah yes I will not feel regret for my sins but God I'm also sorry
Mom: Happy Christmas
Dad: Happy Easter
My friend: Happy Hanukkah
Me:
...
...
*hApPy HaM wEEk*
Happy Christmas? Your mom is a monster it's Merry Christmas!!! Lol😂😂😂
This is a Christmas tradition 🎵
@@saintsea-hat7891 NaIlEd AwAy In ThEiR SlEePy SlEep
Ohio
Don't you mean? "hAm WeEK YEAH!"
I never knew "Eyeglasses" could sound so good in a song.
How does
“I pray for the wicked on the weekend”
Translate to
“Eyeglasses?”
The world may never know
My only two moods
^
^
^
^
I Write Teeth Not Steps is my favorite Panic! At the Disco song.
My favorite Panic! song is "I need a higher standard of living" 😄
I like death of diarrhea the best.
I wish she did Dying in la that would be amazing!!
My favorite is Ham Week
i like "this is a christmas tradition"!!
"Be afraid to be different"
School in a nutshell
Life
@@anthonylesley982 we live in a society
@@korkkork7505 you mean in a *toxic* society?
@@ultimatechaos8727 we live in a society
That's a mood.
I know everyone's talking about the bad translation but honey your voice is amazing! Like you hit those high notes of death of The bachelor!
Ikr. uwu
she did so good with the high notes
I know
I know! She’s so good!
ikr
Quite accurate: "Life is fun at the cost of death of a bachelor degree"
произнеси свое имя
LOLLLL XDDDDDD
Yes
“Be afraid to be different”
Oh I know 😂😭☠️
Them: Maybe I lost weight
Me, and intellectual: Debris reduction in body
Oh also “I need a higher standard of living.” Is a big mood
4:05
Wasn’t Expecting That High Note 👌
well hello Josh Dun
Me neither for my favorite song
damn i want her to actually do a cover of that song
@@faye4426 yessss
Go watch her Phantom of the Opera collab with Jonathan Young (I think it's only on his channel), the high notes at the end of the song are insane.
"Be Scared To Be Different"
So Google Translate has Anxiety?
This is like the 5th video that Google Translate has randomly inserted 'Wowie' into
Google translate is papyrus confirm
Conrad Thompson i do that because of ginny in a very potter musical
No one:
Not a single soul:
Google Translate: *OH HAM WEEK*
Are you love?
Very much
YEAH
Mommy can I get another anime-
Ham week should be a holiday.
YEAH
First God took Ohio, now P!ATD took it; who else wants to take Ohio?
Yes please mine now
Queen took it before God did probably (check out the Bohemian Rhapsody video).
There is this one meme where hi in Japanese is pronounced Ohio, so I suppose Japan took Ohio as well.
*casually steals Ohio while sipping tea*
I'm gonna make a reference I doubt anyone will get but I will be very happy if they do: Emo kids
”Be afraid to be different”
I didnt know Starlight glimmer wrote this
Heh
lets hope google translate doesn't start a cult haha
-man that show was dark if you think about it too much-
lmao
*I see panic! At the disco*
*I click*
Same
The parody of High Hopes came for my life
“He has no financial security” You’re right, my guy.
Do Google translate history of the entire world, i guess
Edit:thanks for the likes, i've never had So many😌😌
That would be freaking amazing!
OH MY GOD YES
Once upon a time, we were lost in space. We still are.
Omg yes!!
Crash course US history with google translate.
“When I love you I leave”
Actually sounds like it would be the name of a song
Oh grodd no!
thanks for the idea
SOMEONE SHOW THIS TO BRENDON
"We found Spain near China"
"Ohio"
"I like it in Egypt"
"But Thailand kissed me"
"Poooland"
Wha-
Edit (April 2020): woah, 394 likes :0
[Bless you, countryhumans and Hetalia fans, I'm on your side]
Edit 2 (August 2020): Thanks for over 700 likes :)
Is this Hetalia? Also don't forget, "State of Arizona! State of Arizona!"
@@japanpanda2179 Your username makes your comment even more weebish. OwO.
@@joannamysluk8623 Well I mean... it's the only place I know of that countries get personified. And yea, ik, I just like pandas okay?
And how could we forget "I must marry Korea"?
I bet Google Translate's favourite subject at school was Geography.
-Panic! At the Disco ❌
-Yikes! In the Yard ✅
-Anxiety! In the Bathroom ⁉️
FandomTrash93 we need a Be More Chill translate!!!
FandomTrash93 ayy
Michael in the bathroom
Keep calm and traslate.
FandomTrash93 i get really *A N X I O U S I N T H E B A T H R O O M*
“Life is fun at the death of a Bachelor degree”
Basically every university dropout ever
I translated their name…
“be afraid! It is in the heart”
Nice
basically
That actually sounds cool tbh
@@NJackie Why bad? I love both bands.
I love that band, kind of a rip-off at first but at least they're putting more effort into their songs now!
"Congratulations, I don't understand"
Oh, this is me in school. 🕯️
Same same
This is me in England😂😂😂😂
Btw i'm from czech republic 😉😉
@@teryvitovcova
Cool! 😂
Tery Vítovcová
This is me in the Czech Republic and Poland. :b
Btw. I‘m from Austria. Nice to meet you, neighbor! xD
Oh hello neighbour!
Are you Panic's fan?
Does this mean there's a possibility of Google Translate My Chemical Romance???
I hope she will, but for now, I've translated a few of their songs and this is what I got for Welcome To The Black Parade.
Let's examine the evidence
"My son is growing, he said:
hope
Are you upset? "
He said: "Do you want to kill him?"
Poor people do not believe there are people
"
- Introduction to the long days
Summer is hot
kerakok prison "
Every time I hear it
Father sent me
Let's examine the evidence
"My son is growing, he said:
hope
Are you upset? "
Sometimes I think they think about
Sometimes i think
And all will eventually die
If you are going, and then we hope that, everyone knows
carry on
carry on
If you died, I
What do you think?
carry on
I can not reach the heart
This song is not explained
is dissatisfied with the world
Unhappy, hate us,
It is dark, dark,
For more information on the open
Then we call heard
Come to
carry on
If you died, I
What do you think?
carry on
You damage
Children's Desk
But we go paikallemme
yes i do
Count is very kind
yes i do
Now, I do not care,
You can do it, you know, kill
the world does not accept my heart, because,
Go up and you can not stop it,
We all saw that this meeting
I can not explain, or explain
I could not help me ashamed
trying to force
Who are you?
I am not a human being
People sing this song
I am not a human being
I
I
Interesting!
carry on
carry on
If you died, I
What do you think?
Come to
You damage
Price Price
You can do it, you know, kill
the world does not accept my heart, because,
Go up and you can not stop it,
We want to share (to be continued)
You do not know (to be continued)
who won the world because it is not, (continued)
Go up and you can not stop it,
We all saw that this meeting
(More)
I don't remember what languages I used to get this, but if Melinda did it she could still get something totally different depending on what languages she uses
Yeeeeeees pleeeeeaaaaaseee. Just no G-notes and we gud fam
Welcome to the Book Parade please also ur url is just my existence
I'd kill for helena to be done xD
Welcome to the Book Parade yEs
Some people: "Don't be scared being different."
Google Translate: "Be scared to be different" 1:58
(giving an extra like for your profile picture)
Ohio
So my anxiety then
Google translate 2 seconds later:
✨Ohio✨
The bad bride is a big beach
FAMILY 👏 FRIENDLY 👏 ALTERNATIVE 👏 CONTENT
Hehehhehe
Kids bop version
Yes Frank needs to react to this
Yasss
#crankthatfrank
We have to send this Brendon. He would love it. You all know this.
Yep
Brandon loves everything, but would like this extra (maybe as much as the Cookie Monster video)
Definitely
Man, I want to see a reaction video with him!
Just spam his dms
The emo in me is quaking, I have been waiting for this
Same
Jonne van Mil sameee
"God im sorry"
"mommy can i get another anime"
Me: What kind of anime r u watching ?..
Death of note? Idk
Kuroshitsuji? Saiki K? Hentai?
Attack on Titan? Mha? Naruto? Alright then, im watching too
@@gballgumballfromtawog2818 you mean death note?
MOMMY CAN I GET ANOTHER ANIME?
Yes, as long as you finished your homework
Andy Fennell what most children ask their parents
No. They cost 139.99
This is epic.
Ham Week, yeah!
"Death of dierrhea"
"Water stomach"
like wha- LOLLL
the aaaaaaa made it better
I could not stop laughing.
😂😁😂
“Is this your tea?”
**APPRECIATION OF ENGLAND INTENSIFIES**
@Ginny And Matilda well not every british person likes tea
my guess:
55% like tea
30% like coffee
15% like both
Tea is actually Indian though and the English stole it when India was a colony of theirs
Me: Mommy can I get another anime?
Mom: No, you have enough.
Me oh, man.
Oh, ham week!
Death to diarrhea... I have nothing against that xD lol
Edit: *of
after 3 years I came back to discover that it’s not only my most liked comment from Twisted Translation but I also had a spelling mistake 😅 which changes my whole comment!
Kimberly Bendixen either way it’s still gonna DIE
I love it how Brendon's vocal range is so much higher than men so only female singers can parody him.
“When I love you, I leave”
Google translate has commitment issues
(or pregnancy fear?)
Or she’s got a mental illness that would ruin any relationship (me)
Or both
@@meatkirbo all three perhaps 🤔??
"I need a higher standard of living"
I feel ya, me too
Who knew that Brendon secretly wrote about anime. We should have known.
@lucifer lucifer 2:45
Yasssss
It me
@@charlieshergold9043 😏
@@charlieshergold9043 excuse me foul words being shown through hand movements are not allowed here. Please excuse ur self.
*B e a t M y H e a r t , J o e*
Yaasss
*Who the hell is Joe?!*
( Albert reference..)
Everytime i see the name joe i just think of Joe Trohman from Fall Out Boy. Its a problem.
When shes a lowkey amazing singer
( 4:05 )
High key*
Literally
...wait she is a good singer...have you heard her legit covers. Pretty great. Haha
"I have no hands, but i am confident."
-Overhaul (kai chisaki) 2020
"Tell me to kill you"
- A villain talking to Hitoshi Shinsou
"My heart is from Heaven"
- Uraraka Ochaco because she's best girl
"He has no financial security"
- People gossiping about Ochaco's dad
panic! tickets : £200
me : i need a higher standard of living
@@memelordsentbycyberlife3978 Might be different in the USA,
Since ya'know, Brandon lives there.
@@BramLastname idk i went to the show in oregon (aug 12 2018) it costed like 150 dollars to be on like second level and be close to stage. so not necessarily
@Izzy Shipley haha,
Normally I would've changed it,
But I don't want you to delete your comment
@@day6kz yeah,
Tickets are always expensive,
But sometimes the country matters a lot
went to PFTW in minneapolis (first show of the tour) and idk we payed 90 for floor tix. close enough that he walked past us and i got to touch his hand
3:09 *GIRL!!!!! GURLLL!!!!!!* You HAVE to do a cover of “Death of a Bachelor”!!! That “solo” was amazing!!! It gave me chills!!!
God you’re good!!!
Ikr!!
yeeees
And the "congratulations" 😍
"This is a small shopping event" -- Google Translate, Black Friday 2018
"The Pope refuses to stop"
Looks like he found a way to set full speed. He havin' the time of his life now!
*my wig was spotted on the surface of pluto*
yeah well MY wig was spotted on Homeworld
I love Ham. I love Anime. I wear Glasses.
I think Google Translate Say Amen is my Anthem now.
Nicky Walcott me too omg omg
Me too lmao
Lol we could start a cult together😂
I just don’t wear glasses but i wear eye sunglasses lolol
BAKA!
Sorry to anyone who read that and understood it XD
My only question is: How did “Saturday night,” get translated to “Ham week?”
Google translate
Yes.
@@evajuraskova5111 I mean... r/technicallythetruth I guess?
*sigh* I do not know
idk but it makes the song better and the title become ham week.
4:05 so ppl just gonna talk about the lyrics and I'm here stunned by her vocals....
I love classics like Death of Diarrhea, When I love you I leave, I need a higher standard of living
YASSS
Can't forget about Ham Week
@@amandawarren9941 Ham Week is my Jam
Can't listen to "Death of A Bachelor" without saying death of diarrhea
Same
When I love you I leave
Hey dad is that you
Oof
I can relate
Oof
Damn it I just commented something like this before I saw this. I will silently delete mine
Magikarp Octopus oh...
"The breast to put around the breast" That sounds...painful...
We'll note the results on your breastreport.
They aren't the breast results but they'll do.
@Blastinus Well, so long as you're keeping me abreast of things.
Welcome to lesbian
Isn't that just a bra?
“when i love you i leave”
*sounds like all of my ex boyfriends*
"I need a higher standard of living"
"He has no financial security"
Best lines of the whole video! XD
the fact that amen was translated to anime...
Someone: Are you sure Jesus-kun?
J: I am des
Someone: Sugoi!
XD anime is my amen.
no, “I ain’t ever gonna repent” to “I’m sorry”
ikr
I'm your 500th like
I’m a simple person.
I see P!atd
I click
Ok but same
Same
Same
same but im not simple im--
pretty odd
same
“When I love you, I leave!”
-the parents who went to get milk
hmmm
"Life is fun at the cost of death of a bachelor degree"
Has Google translate ever been more real
Brendon needs to see this.
I agree
Agreed
yeet
Live, with us, on a twitch stream.
"Death of diarrhea, water stomach" is surprisingly and painfully accurate 😂 what a weird set of songs
"I need a higher standard of living" relatable
"I need a higher standard of living" wow, such inspirational. Very wowie. 👌
The Teeth / Shutting a Fiery Door = Closing the Goddam Door (because they don't say I Write Sins, Not Tragedies)
This is a Christmas Tradition = This is Gospel
Anime (Ham Week) = Say Amen (Saturday Night)
Death of Diarrhea = Death of a Bachelor
Higher Standard of Living = High Hopes
Never mind, Moana.
I feel like I’ve Heard that before....
Loopyleelee_the_Flute_Kid me too. Weird.
@@fjakjcwjcjjwjcch same everyone I do not know why though
...Oh.
@@IAmMoonAstraea hi
@@IAmMoonAstraea A+ for the reply.
"be scared to be different"
"Oh ham week"
"Mommy can I get another anime"
"Death of diarrhea"
"The pope will not stop"
"I have no hands but I am confident"
The pope refuses to stop
Omg “Death of diarrhoea” is my favourite song
Oh you heard of Death of Diarrhea? Yeah. My favorite Panic! At the Disco song.
Never delicious wooo
Aaaaaaaah!
Mine is "I need a higher standard of living"
Brendon: Swear to God, I ain't ever gonna repent
Google Translate: God, I'm Sorry
Me: Complete 180°
0:24 and 1:31 are more complete reversals.
Did a full one 180, crazy-
oh, how the turntables.
It's a double negative so technically it's a fully 360
@@oswin849
It's not. A double negative would be saying "I ain't NEVER gonna repent". I ain't ever is still saying that he's not.
are we gonna ignore how good of a singer she is?
UNFORTUNATELY THE BAD BRIDE IS A BIG BEACH OMG
The Kidz Bop version
"When I love you, I leave."
Every tsundere ever - and hella relatable.
Fluffy Dev mama can i get another anime?
@@m.ivyluna4632
Ohhh, ham week!
-Oh, it’s Saturday night, yeah-
*OH HAM WEEK*
Uh-Yes. My life is complete. Goodbye.
"i can not hear anything, just translate the words"
its becoming self aware......
Moana,duh.
3:22 ‘Debris reduction in body' literally means pooping...
Google translate was really liking the whole pooping theme today, no?
Ausumn / TrueAC does that relate to “Death of Diarrhoea” and “water stomach”
GhostBoyGaming Probably...
If you pause her it looks like someone is talking to her
*"Yes, but I'm offended"*
That is the 21st century in a nutshell.
@@sub7439 I completely forgot about this video and, consequently, this comment.
2:29 literally me at any family or social event
Me to
Same!
me at a family event: when I love you, I leave