Google Translate Sings: Panic! At the Disco

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  • @twistedtranslations
    @twistedtranslations  6 років тому +1933

    BLACK FRIDAY SALE UNTIL 9 PM EST!!! Use the code HOLIDAY at check out and get 25% off :D The t-shirts will be forever gone on Monday!! teespring.com/stores/malindakathleenreese
    What else should I translate? :)

    • @DanJFilms
      @DanJFilms 6 років тому +4

      Translator Fails ua-cam.com/video/WrYALhGB1sE/v-deo.html

    • @samanimationz
      @samanimationz 6 років тому +9

      Why are you so damn funny?

    • @sama9499
      @sama9499 6 років тому +4

      Oooo can you translate Part of your World?

    • @daftgamer5020
      @daftgamer5020 6 років тому +4

      Hi can you pin me or love I like your vids they make me laugh

    • @daftgamer5020
      @daftgamer5020 6 років тому +8

      Translate gibberish

  • @chu.u.u
    @chu.u.u 6 років тому +7297

    "congratulations, i don't understand"
    relatable

    • @reynhacoezy5510
      @reynhacoezy5510 6 років тому +91

      Maths class be like : ☝🏼

    • @1yzguy
      @1yzguy 6 років тому +62

      Exams in a nutshell

    • @lunabruce1804
      @lunabruce1804 6 років тому +7

      chu Same

    • @drew5087
      @drew5087 6 років тому +7

      Me to man !!! But death of dieria

    • @christinesnyder843
      @christinesnyder843 6 років тому +26

      congratulations, i don't understand how
      "I pray for the wicked on the weekend"
      Becomes
      "Eyeglasses"

  • @froakiejuju
    @froakiejuju 6 років тому +3250

    "I cannot hear anything, just translate the words"
    Wow, it's self-aware now

    • @WinterDutchie
      @WinterDutchie 6 років тому +76

      How have you not noticed in the GTS son “you’re welcome” it says “because they may be translated”
      It was already self aware since

    • @steviespark
      @steviespark 6 років тому +12

      Lol you watch to much doki doki hm?

    • @laurencox6009
      @laurencox6009 6 років тому +7

      monika?????

    • @ee-ld3vt
      @ee-ld3vt 6 років тому +9

      yea, first it was monika, then sayori, now it's google translate-ika..

    • @jencandraw6133
      @jencandraw6133 5 років тому +6

      Just Monika

  • @danielskovbjerg4562
    @danielskovbjerg4562 5 років тому +1587

    you: lose weight
    me, an intellectual: debris reduction in body

  • @kberhvoierjgn
    @kberhvoierjgn 4 роки тому +2226

    When google translate is hungry.
    “I have eggs.”
    “Is this your tea?”
    “Oh ham week.”
    “Oh ham week.”
    “Oh ham week.”
    “Death of Diarrhoea, aaaaa.”

  • @meh_81
    @meh_81 5 років тому +1784

    Mom: Happy Christmas
    Dad: Happy Easter
    My friend: Happy Hanukkah
    Me:
    ...
    ...
    *hApPy HaM wEEk*

  • @babylonprojectillustration2014
    @babylonprojectillustration2014 6 років тому +5344

    I Write Teeth Not Steps is my favorite Panic! At the Disco song.

    • @mizumarvgnarv
      @mizumarvgnarv 6 років тому +173

      My favorite Panic! song is "I need a higher standard of living" 😄

    • @ritzypoo7770
      @ritzypoo7770 6 років тому +144

      I like death of diarrhea the best.

    • @kaseyphalen4519
      @kaseyphalen4519 6 років тому +40

      I wish she did Dying in la that would be amazing!!

    • @uncreativeusername7148
      @uncreativeusername7148 6 років тому +72

      My favorite is Ham Week

    • @clownemoji5395
      @clownemoji5395 6 років тому +58

      i like "this is a christmas tradition"!!

  • @mijaumijau916
    @mijaumijau916 5 років тому +1267

    1960: In the future, we’ll have flying cars!!
    2019: *_Pillows are only welcome by the church_*

  • @TellEmB290
    @TellEmB290 5 років тому +2080

    Nobody:
    Google Translate: S H E G A V E B I R T H T O H I S C L O T H E S

    • @KSPAtlas
      @KSPAtlas 4 роки тому +73

      Is it a sheep?

    • @skinniestpuma
      @skinniestpuma 4 роки тому +12

      @@KSPAtlas LOL 😂

    • @XD152awesomeness
      @XD152awesomeness 4 роки тому +28

      That’s why they are wondering whose clothes were white. Oh the controversy!

    • @TellEmB290
      @TellEmB290 4 роки тому +6

      I think it can be safely said that whoever 'she' is, she's getting a lot of loose fibres up her vajayjay.

    • @connoresmondo
      @connoresmondo 4 роки тому +9

      lol I can't believe it's 2020 and the "nobody" joke is still relevant

  • @amandopando7883
    @amandopando7883 6 років тому +770

    "The bad bride is a big beach"

    • @serenashburner
      @serenashburner 6 років тому +30

      Amando Pando Wwww... alliteration! 😂😂😂

    • @silverstar_9
      @silverstar_9 6 років тому +30

      lets go to the beach beach

    • @julienutt7933
      @julienutt7933 6 років тому +12

      SilverStar 9 lets go get away

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 6 років тому +9

      Oh so Big Fat Greek Wedding

    • @jdrv17
      @jdrv17 6 років тому +9

      Is that the weirdest thing you saw on the video?

  • @ashtopaloglu7811
    @ashtopaloglu7811 5 років тому +1507

    What have you done to me, I went to a P!ATD concert and during say amen all I could hear in my head was “Oh, ham week, yeah” and “mommy can I get another anime?”

  • @clairez277
    @clairez277 5 років тому +828

    “Mommy can I get another anime”
    -me at blockbuster when I was like 8

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 5 років тому +9

      And ironically, me last night asking my mom if she wanted to watch the Avatar Airbenders movie together

    • @dan1han1
      @dan1han1 5 років тому +1

      Well that's still me😂😂

    • @Star-vh4cs
      @Star-vh4cs 4 роки тому +1

      @@japanpanda2179 excuse the what why would you watch that

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 роки тому +1

      @@Star-vh4cs Idk, it seemed like a good way to introduce my parents to anime. We both liked the story a lot, and might even start watching the animated version.

    • @aromanticfranziskavonkarma
      @aromanticfranziskavonkarma 4 роки тому +1

      Replace mommy with Tommy, and anime with Sanders Sides, and that is me, praying to Thomas to feed us with more Sanders Sides because *we didn't see any Virgil or Remus in the latest Sanders Sides video and I'm still screaming about the orange numbers that spell out hello*

  • @emrysdesmidt5510
    @emrysdesmidt5510 4 роки тому +701

    I have a feeling that if Brendon saw this he would laugh, study it and then sing it on one of his shows😂😂

    • @movedtothreemoonwatchers
      @movedtothreemoonwatchers 3 роки тому +20

      A MERLIN FAN!!! YESSS

    • @emrysdesmidt5510
      @emrysdesmidt5510 3 роки тому +15

      @@movedtothreemoonwatchers Yesssss, it's my actual name tho! 😂

    • @movedtothreemoonwatchers
      @movedtothreemoonwatchers 3 роки тому +7

      @@emrysdesmidt5510 Yeeee

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj 3 роки тому +13

      Ok but now I really want this to happen. I know he sometimes streams on Twitch? We should show it to him xD
      Oh his last stream was 8 months ago :(

    • @emrysdesmidt5510
      @emrysdesmidt5510 3 роки тому +9

      @Adam Efimoff My last name is Dutch, the German way it would be written would have been Schmit. And my first name is Celtic, it's a Druid name🖤

  • @sophm5649
    @sophm5649 5 років тому +3234

    “Be afraid to be different”
    Oh, didn’t realize my anxiety was singing this song.

  • @juliastaat
    @juliastaat 5 років тому +1764

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Google Translate: *OH HAM WEEK*

  • @Swordtee40
    @Swordtee40 6 років тому +469

    Real Lyrics:
    "If you love me, let me go"
    Translated:
    "When I leave you, I leave."
    Sounds like a response

    • @Sebspark25
      @Sebspark25 5 років тому +2

      @Guacamole me in love

  • @ronniertbll2648
    @ronniertbll2648 5 років тому +402

    Instead of swearing we go easy and use “Beach” as it already made sense

    • @itzmedanobodyyt7594
      @itzmedanobodyyt7594 4 роки тому +30

      Yeah it made sense with the line "The wavy bride" because there are waves in beaches

    • @yourlocalducknamer
      @yourlocalducknamer 3 роки тому +15

      For some reason you are my top commebt

    • @jvpro2076
      @jvpro2076 3 роки тому +6

      I know a bitch

  • @quack2390
    @quack2390 6 років тому +2606

    All songs in the video:
    I hammer pillows not teeth 0:11
    This is a Christmas tradition 1:01
    Say Anime(Ham week) 2:14
    The death of diarrh(o)ea 3:05
    Higher standard of living 4:20
    Wow this was not expected

  • @teani8148
    @teani8148 6 років тому +582

    "she gave birth to his clothes"
    ...I don't think that's how clothes are made

  • @izawawa
    @izawawa 4 роки тому +211

    I thought it would be “DEATH OF A BACON “
    But its death of diarrhea

  • @ericlindberg8554
    @ericlindberg8554 6 років тому +494

    Death of diarrhea? Water stomach? I think Google Translate has died of dysentery.
    This video is brought to you by Panic at the Oregon Trail.

    • @llexarts
      @llexarts 6 років тому +7

      Eric Lindberg OMG PLZ LET THAT BE A GAME NOW

    • @EvilFlurffyKitten2256
      @EvilFlurffyKitten2256 6 років тому +11

      Eric Lindberg Oregon Trail with P!ATD songs playing in the background.

    • @alanaholloway5049
      @alanaholloway5049 6 років тому +1

      lol

    • @mintmarie4757
      @mintmarie4757 6 років тому +8

      Panic! At the Manifest Destiny

  • @actualbatman6330
    @actualbatman6330 6 років тому +711

    So Malinda is marrying Malinda and then Malinda ruins the wedding

    • @iainmawhinney8867
      @iainmawhinney8867 6 років тому +30

      i am batman and Malinda has not heard of the teeth

    • @DxngerDemxn
      @DxngerDemxn 6 років тому +22

      i am batman someone must have let the malindas loose

    • @actualbatman6330
      @actualbatman6330 6 років тому +15

      @@DxngerDemxn goddamit Kate

    • @karo.4966
      @karo.4966 6 років тому +3

      I love you

    • @iainmawhinney8867
      @iainmawhinney8867 6 років тому +15

      i am batman have you ever heard of shutting a fiery door? no
      and that’s how the malindas got out

  • @synflwr
    @synflwr 6 років тому +3278

    MOMMY CAN I GET ANOTHER ANIME?

    • @amy19902b
      @amy19902b 6 років тому +190

      Yes, as long as you finished your homework

    • @llexarts
      @llexarts 6 років тому +84

      Andy Fennell what most children ask their parents

    • @toxicmist235
      @toxicmist235 6 років тому +62

      No. They cost 139.99

    • @synflwr
      @synflwr 6 років тому +25

      This is epic.

    • @gabrielbrito7328
      @gabrielbrito7328 6 років тому +29

      Ham Week, yeah!

  • @pastelcreativity9595
    @pastelcreativity9595 4 роки тому +500

    I know everyone's talking about the bad translation but honey your voice is amazing! Like you hit those high notes of death of The bachelor!

  • @mercymain1212
    @mercymain1212 6 років тому +206

    Them: Maybe I lost weight
    Me, and intellectual: Debris reduction in body
    Oh also “I need a higher standard of living.” Is a big mood

  • @suupern0va
    @suupern0va 6 років тому +388

    4:05
    Wasn’t Expecting That High Note 👌

    • @rlyrosy
      @rlyrosy 6 років тому +4

      well hello Josh Dun

    • @endiciteplays2305
      @endiciteplays2305 6 років тому +1

      Me neither for my favorite song

    • @faye4426
      @faye4426 6 років тому +6

      damn i want her to actually do a cover of that song

    • @sparktoday7584
      @sparktoday7584 6 років тому

      @@faye4426 yessss

    • @evilcuppycake5193
      @evilcuppycake5193 6 років тому +1

      Go watch her Phantom of the Opera collab with Jonathan Young (I think it's only on his channel), the high notes at the end of the song are insane.

  • @edslushie570
    @edslushie570 5 років тому +869

    P!ATD: “God, I ain’t never gonna repent”
    Google translate: “God, I’m sorry!”
    Me: This is exactly why you don’t use a double negative.

  • @alvinmiranda484
    @alvinmiranda484 4 роки тому +208

    Some people: "Don't be scared being different."
    Google Translate: "Be scared to be different" 1:58

  • @silvereclipse9043
    @silvereclipse9043 6 років тому +466

    Can we take a second to appreciate the fact that the lyric “I swear to God I ain’t ever gonna repent,” changed to “God I’m sorry.” 😂

    • @WinterDutchie
      @WinterDutchie 6 років тому +20

      Silver Eclipse **appreciates lyrics**

    • @peperopunch
      @peperopunch 6 років тому +13

      LMAO THAT THE OPPOSITE IM-

    • @macm.3889
      @macm.3889 6 років тому +5

      I’m currently cracking up at that fact

    • @katelynvanrijn28
      @katelynvanrijn28 6 років тому +6

      I can taste the irony

    • @elideangeli5098
      @elideangeli5098 6 років тому +5

      Silver Eclipse guess she repented...

  • @izbone6792
    @izbone6792 6 років тому +235

    The parody of High Hopes came for my life
    “He has no financial security” You’re right, my guy.

  • @solitarelee6200
    @solitarelee6200 6 років тому +567

    We have to send this Brendon. He would love it. You all know this.

    • @jenellsaphid
      @jenellsaphid 6 років тому +8

      Yep

    • @maxmakesthings9612
      @maxmakesthings9612 6 років тому +46

      Brandon loves everything, but would like this extra (maybe as much as the Cookie Monster video)

    • @4rs0n1sm
      @4rs0n1sm 6 років тому +7

      Definitely

    • @Clasteau
      @Clasteau 6 років тому +19

      Man, I want to see a reaction video with him!

    • @beebupp
      @beebupp 6 років тому +12

      Just spam his dms

  • @salad608
    @salad608 4 роки тому +92

    I never knew "Eyeglasses" could sound so good in a song.

  • @jamhopsey
    @jamhopsey 6 років тому +277

    Can we appreciate those notes she hit in death of diarrhea tho

  • @jonnevanmil
    @jonnevanmil 6 років тому +258

    The emo in me is quaking, I have been waiting for this

  • @tiffanykuo8725
    @tiffanykuo8725 5 років тому +1343

    Quite accurate: "Life is fun at the cost of death of a bachelor degree"

  • @operatorinsane6530
    @operatorinsane6530 3 роки тому +46

    “Life is fun at the death of a Bachelor degree”
    Basically every university dropout ever

  • @kaia.grassyee4388
    @kaia.grassyee4388 6 років тому +831

    How does
    “I pray for the wicked on the weekend”
    Translate to
    “Eyeglasses?”
    The world may never know

  • @arianarchy4670
    @arianarchy4670 6 років тому +183

    SOMEONE SHOW THIS TO BRENDON

  • @almapalma5706
    @almapalma5706 6 років тому +289

    3:09 *GIRL!!!!! GURLLL!!!!!!* You HAVE to do a cover of “Death of a Bachelor”!!! That “solo” was amazing!!! It gave me chills!!!
    God you’re good!!!

  • @sabitapradhan3624
    @sabitapradhan3624 4 роки тому +67

    "God im sorry"
    "mommy can i get another anime"
    Me: What kind of anime r u watching ?..

  • @orangespark2340
    @orangespark2340 5 років тому +537

    "Be afraid to be different"
    School in a nutshell

  • @suupern0va
    @suupern0va 6 років тому +393

    *B e a t M y H e a r t , J o e*

    • @PagodaToga
      @PagodaToga 6 років тому

      Yaasss

    • @marlizaislife4098
      @marlizaislife4098 6 років тому

      *Who the hell is Joe?!*
      ( Albert reference..)

    • @alyssaisabelle1931
      @alyssaisabelle1931 6 років тому

      Everytime i see the name joe i just think of Joe Trohman from Fall Out Boy. Its a problem.

  • @PersianMapper
    @PersianMapper 6 років тому +122

    I love it how Brendon's vocal range is so much higher than men so only female singers can parody him.

  • @xavierhernandez5280
    @xavierhernandez5280 4 роки тому +72

    Me: Mommy can I get another anime?
    Mom: No, you have enough.
    Me oh, man.

  • @dqckies9437
    @dqckies9437 5 років тому +501

    panic! tickets : £200
    me : i need a higher standard of living

    • @BramLastname
      @BramLastname 5 років тому +5

      @@memelordsentbycyberlife3978 Might be different in the USA,
      Since ya'know, Brandon lives there.

    • @day6kz
      @day6kz 5 років тому +1

      @@BramLastname idk i went to the show in oregon (aug 12 2018) it costed like 150 dollars to be on like second level and be close to stage. so not necessarily

    • @BramLastname
      @BramLastname 5 років тому

      @Izzy Shipley haha,
      Normally I would've changed it,
      But I don't want you to delete your comment

    • @BramLastname
      @BramLastname 5 років тому +1

      @@day6kz yeah,
      Tickets are always expensive,
      But sometimes the country matters a lot

    • @lilymartin5932
      @lilymartin5932 5 років тому +3

      went to PFTW in minneapolis (first show of the tour) and idk we payed 90 for floor tix. close enough that he walked past us and i got to touch his hand

  • @jaycharisse
    @jaycharisse 6 років тому +406

    I love classics like Death of Diarrhea, When I love you I leave, I need a higher standard of living

  • @nettle_tea
    @nettle_tea 5 років тому +550

    I translated their name…
    “be afraid! It is in the heart”

  • @irusanw419
    @irusanw419 4 роки тому +70

    "Be Scared To Be Different"
    So Google Translate has Anxiety?

  • @_cloudaria
    @_cloudaria 5 років тому +742

    When I love you I leave
    Hey dad is that you

  • @chibiyaaa
    @chibiyaaa 6 років тому +135

    "I need a higher standard of living" wow, such inspirational. Very wowie. 👌

  • @Ava-eo7ne
    @Ava-eo7ne 6 років тому +319

    Who knew that Brendon secretly wrote about anime. We should have known.

    • @Ava-eo7ne
      @Ava-eo7ne 6 років тому

      @lucifer lucifer 2:45

    • @charlieshergold9043
      @charlieshergold9043 6 років тому +1

      Yasssss

    • @charlieshergold9043
      @charlieshergold9043 6 років тому +1

      It me

    • @Ava-eo7ne
      @Ava-eo7ne 6 років тому

      @@charlieshergold9043 😏

    • @Ava-eo7ne
      @Ava-eo7ne 6 років тому

      @@charlieshergold9043 excuse me foul words being shown through hand movements are not allowed here. Please excuse ur self.

  • @Sophia-fb2fb
    @Sophia-fb2fb 4 роки тому +37

    4:05 so ppl just gonna talk about the lyrics and I'm here stunned by her vocals....

  • @TheLilacButterfly
    @TheLilacButterfly 6 років тому +152

    "When I love you, I leave."
    Every tsundere ever - and hella relatable.

  • @emmamartin_19
    @emmamartin_19 6 років тому +222

    *I see panic! At the disco*
    *I click*

  • @mintcervida6372
    @mintcervida6372 6 років тому +153

    This is like the 5th video that Google Translate has randomly inserted 'Wowie' into

  • @itz_voguish_cool4350
    @itz_voguish_cool4350 4 роки тому +61

    ”Be afraid to be different”
    I didnt know Starlight glimmer wrote this

    • @bethriggs2123
      @bethriggs2123 4 роки тому +1

      Heh

    • @AstralArbourSystem
      @AstralArbourSystem 3 роки тому +3

      lets hope google translate doesn't start a cult haha
      -man that show was dark if you think about it too much-

  • @therealslmccl
    @therealslmccl 6 років тому +307

    -Panic! At the Disco ❌
    -Yikes! In the Yard ✅
    -Anxiety! In the Bathroom ⁉️

    • @Sophie-vb1hk
      @Sophie-vb1hk 6 років тому +20

      FandomTrash93 we need a Be More Chill translate!!!

    • @sliceofalemon8591
      @sliceofalemon8591 6 років тому +3

      FandomTrash93 ayy

    • @moonsugar8320
      @moonsugar8320 6 років тому +18

      Michael in the bathroom

    • @Dougiewoof
      @Dougiewoof 6 років тому +7

      Keep calm and traslate.

    • @WinterDutchie
      @WinterDutchie 6 років тому +9

      FandomTrash93 i get really *A N X I O U S I N T H E B A T H R O O M*

  • @voidcosmic1161
    @voidcosmic1161 6 років тому +362

    Brendon needs to see this.

  • @artyomxiii
    @artyomxiii 5 років тому +270

    "Death of dierrhea"
    "Water stomach"

  • @svrvphimprod
    @svrvphimprod 3 роки тому +17

    "be scared to be different"
    "Oh ham week"
    "Mommy can I get another anime"
    "Death of diarrhea"
    "The pope will not stop"
    "I have no hands but I am confident"

  • @orishahar
    @orishahar 6 років тому +494

    the fact that amen was translated to anime...

    • @ejsuperstar
      @ejsuperstar 6 років тому +31

      Someone: Are you sure Jesus-kun?
      J: I am des
      Someone: Sugoi!

    • @HexGinge
      @HexGinge 6 років тому +6

      XD anime is my amen.

    • @alifiataruolo1437
      @alifiataruolo1437 6 років тому +1

      no, “I ain’t ever gonna repent” to “I’m sorry”

    • @AzaleyaReid
      @AzaleyaReid 6 років тому +1

      ikr

    • @dinahlauknehc5691
      @dinahlauknehc5691 6 років тому

      I'm your 500th like

  • @beautianni9230
    @beautianni9230 6 років тому +165

    When shes a lowkey amazing singer
    ( 4:05 )

    • @dracotunes
      @dracotunes 6 років тому +15

      High key*
      Literally

    • @sagesabr
      @sagesabr 5 років тому +2

      ...wait she is a good singer...have you heard her legit covers. Pretty great. Haha

  • @GriffinPilgrim
    @GriffinPilgrim 6 років тому +1691

    "The breast to put around the breast" That sounds...painful...

    • @blastinus3714
      @blastinus3714 6 років тому +198

      We'll note the results on your breastreport.

    • @wolfheart8604
      @wolfheart8604 6 років тому +102

      They aren't the breast results but they'll do.

    • @GriffinPilgrim
      @GriffinPilgrim 6 років тому +65

      @Blastinus Well, so long as you're keeping me abreast of things.

    • @silversparks4372
      @silversparks4372 6 років тому +42

      Welcome to lesbian

    • @starlightsall
      @starlightsall 6 років тому +35

      Isn't that just a bra?

  • @f4t4l_fl4w
    @f4t4l_fl4w 5 років тому +806

    "I need a higher standard of living"
    "He has no financial security"
    google why must you attack me like this i...i wasn't ready...

    • @vd.9050
      @vd.9050 5 років тому +4

      I was attacked too it's okay 😅

  • @vanellopevonschweetz1968
    @vanellopevonschweetz1968 4 роки тому +56

    “When I love you I leave”
    Actually sounds like it would be the name of a song

  • @Luneroz
    @Luneroz 6 років тому +165

    Omg “Death of diarrhoea” is my favourite song

  • @WinterDutchie
    @WinterDutchie 6 років тому +122

    “Is this your tea?”
    **APPRECIATION OF ENGLAND INTENSIFIES**

    • @WinterDutchie
      @WinterDutchie 6 років тому +4

      @Ginny And Matilda well not every british person likes tea
      my guess:
      55% like tea
      30% like coffee
      15% like both

    • @iLikeTheUDK
      @iLikeTheUDK 6 років тому +1

      Tea is actually Indian though and the English stole it when India was a colony of theirs

  • @davidkeener5274
    @davidkeener5274 5 років тому +157

    "I need a higher standard of living"
    "He has no financial security"
    Best lines of the whole video! XD

  • @thedooonty123
    @thedooonty123 5 років тому +32

    "The Pope refuses to stop"
    Looks like he found a way to set full speed. He havin' the time of his life now!

  • @nicolascanselo5838
    @nicolascanselo5838 6 років тому +192

    Oh you heard of Death of Diarrhea? Yeah. My favorite Panic! At the Disco song.

  • @nayanihil
    @nayanihil 6 років тому +1600

    I’m a simple person.
    I see P!atd
    I click

  • @radioactive_baby
    @radioactive_baby 5 років тому +814

    Brendon: Swear to God, I ain't ever gonna repent
    Google Translate: God, I'm Sorry
    Me: Complete 180°

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 роки тому +15

      0:24 and 1:31 are more complete reversals.

    • @aromanticfranziskavonkarma
      @aromanticfranziskavonkarma 4 роки тому +10

      Did a full one 180, crazy-

    • @breezza_time
      @breezza_time 4 роки тому +17

      oh, how the turntables.

    • @oswin849
      @oswin849 3 роки тому +4

      It's a double negative so technically it's a fully 360

    • @ShaspioBorderwolf
      @ShaspioBorderwolf 3 роки тому +7

      @@oswin849
      It's not. A double negative would be saying "I ain't NEVER gonna repent". I ain't ever is still saying that he's not.

  • @burpaleese
    @burpaleese 4 роки тому +28

    "I need a higher standard of living" relatable

  • @tropicmarines9583
    @tropicmarines9583 5 років тому +869

    My only question is: How did “Saturday night,” get translated to “Ham week?”

  • @MasonJean.
    @MasonJean. 5 років тому +419

    4:06
    Okay, but can we just appreciate how beautiful this high note is for a sec? ♥️

  • @rachaelelizabethbam5087
    @rachaelelizabethbam5087 6 років тому +186

    The bad bride is a big beach
    FAMILY 👏 FRIENDLY 👏 ALTERNATIVE 👏 CONTENT

  • @sienag313
    @sienag313 4 роки тому +57

    “When I love you, I leave!”
    -the parents who went to get milk

  • @jacobsiron6929
    @jacobsiron6929 6 років тому +787

    First God took Ohio, now P!ATD took it; who else wants to take Ohio?

    • @mattnewbould6538
      @mattnewbould6538 6 років тому +6

      Yes please mine now

    • @iLikeTheUDK
      @iLikeTheUDK 6 років тому +14

      Queen took it before God did probably (check out the Bohemian Rhapsody video).

    • @chalk869
      @chalk869 6 років тому +11

      There is this one meme where hi in Japanese is pronounced Ohio, so I suppose Japan took Ohio as well.

    • @synflwr
      @synflwr 6 років тому +22

      *casually steals Ohio while sipping tea*

    • @ellie-anne173
      @ellie-anne173 6 років тому +7

      I'm gonna make a reference I doubt anyone will get but I will be very happy if they do: Emo kids

  • @invaderbucky
    @invaderbucky 6 років тому +1079

    Ah yes my favorite panic! at the disco song
    Ham week

    • @actualbatman6330
      @actualbatman6330 5 років тому +18

      My favorite is I have no financial security

    • @teryvitovcova
      @teryvitovcova 5 років тому +8

      My favorite song is Mona Lisa, but from this video It's This Is A Christmas Tradition...

    • @piotrjackiewicz1563
      @piotrjackiewicz1563 5 років тому +8

      higher standard of living and say anime (ham week)

    • @rileybelle1368
      @rileybelle1368 5 років тому +10

      Dude no one likes Death Of Diarrhea!

    • @pakacha8999
      @pakacha8999 5 років тому +9

      Damn dudes
      Step up your game, "I need a higher standard of living" is the best

  • @emma-louiseh3028
    @emma-louiseh3028 5 років тому +360

    “When I love you, I leave”
    Google translate has commitment issues
    (or pregnancy fear?)

    • @meatkirbo
      @meatkirbo 4 роки тому +6

      Or she’s got a mental illness that would ruin any relationship (me)

    • @paisleighyt6153
      @paisleighyt6153 3 роки тому +1

      Or both

    • @Katarynna.A
      @Katarynna.A 3 роки тому +2

      @@meatkirbo all three perhaps 🤔??

  • @quesooclock5106
    @quesooclock5106 4 роки тому +16

    I love how much effort she put into this. Like, she got into costume for all of the music videos

  • @tibr1847
    @tibr1847 5 років тому +752

    "We found Spain near China"
    "Ohio"
    "I like it in Egypt"
    "But Thailand kissed me"
    "Poooland"
    Wha-
    Edit (April 2020): woah, 394 likes :0
    [Bless you, countryhumans and Hetalia fans, I'm on your side]
    Edit 2 (August 2020): Thanks for over 700 likes :)

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 5 років тому +45

      Is this Hetalia? Also don't forget, "State of Arizona! State of Arizona!"

    • @joannamysluk8623
      @joannamysluk8623 5 років тому +11

      @@japanpanda2179 Your username makes your comment even more weebish. OwO.

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 5 років тому +6

      @@joannamysluk8623 Well I mean... it's the only place I know of that countries get personified. And yea, ik, I just like pandas okay?

    • @jamiebrown7494
      @jamiebrown7494 5 років тому +15

      And how could we forget "I must marry Korea"?

    • @joannamysluk8623
      @joannamysluk8623 5 років тому +17

      I bet Google Translate's favourite subject at school was Geography.

  • @Jules-dw7gg
    @Jules-dw7gg 6 років тому +139

    2:29 literally me at any family or social event

  • @小-x9n
    @小-x9n 6 років тому +166

    "Congratulations, I don't understand"
    Oh, this is me in school. 🕯️

    • @Emuu19
      @Emuu19 6 років тому +1

      Same same

    • @teryvitovcova
      @teryvitovcova 6 років тому +3

      This is me in England😂😂😂😂
      Btw i'm from czech republic 😉😉

    • @Emuu19
      @Emuu19 6 років тому +1

      @@teryvitovcova
      Cool! 😂

    • @theunicorn1167
      @theunicorn1167 6 років тому +1

      Tery Vítovcová
      This is me in the Czech Republic and Poland. :b
      Btw. I‘m from Austria. Nice to meet you, neighbor! xD

    • @teryvitovcova
      @teryvitovcova 6 років тому

      Oh hello neighbour!
      Are you Panic's fan?

  • @wolfiedrawz2867
    @wolfiedrawz2867 4 роки тому +27

    "I have no hands, but i am confident."
    -Overhaul (kai chisaki) 2020

    • @joannamysluk8623
      @joannamysluk8623 4 роки тому +3

      "Tell me to kill you"
      - A villain talking to Hitoshi Shinsou
      "My heart is from Heaven"
      - Uraraka Ochaco because she's best girl
      "He has no financial security"
      - People gossiping about Ochaco's dad

  • @jasonfire3434
    @jasonfire3434 6 років тому +71

    "Death of diarrhea, water stomach" is surprisingly and painfully accurate 😂 what a weird set of songs

  • @DrGregoryHouseIT
    @DrGregoryHouseIT 6 років тому +165

    The breast to put around the breast to the breastreport... Methinks GT has something on its mind... Naughty...
    She gave birth to his clothes and even to his neck due to the body... OK, who fed GT LSD??
    DEATH BY DIARRHEA XD

  • @anxiousaccident1634
    @anxiousaccident1634 5 років тому +490

    "I need a hIGHer stANDard of lIVin"
    *me*

  • @thegrayareainlife6474
    @thegrayareainlife6474 5 років тому +41

    “when i love you i leave”
    *sounds like all of my ex boyfriends*

  • @nickywalcott1204
    @nickywalcott1204 6 років тому +241

    I love Ham. I love Anime. I wear Glasses.
    I think Google Translate Say Amen is my Anthem now.

  • @nastariastellar
    @nastariastellar 6 років тому +219

    I Need A Higher Standard of Living is my favorite PFTW song
    It speaks to me...

    • @colettechiddix9861
      @colettechiddix9861 6 років тому +4

      Please tell me what PFTW stands for. I beg of you.

    • @nastariastellar
      @nastariastellar 6 років тому +6

      @@colettechiddix9861 Pray for the wicked. It's the newest album that came out this year

    • @argyropoeia
      @argyropoeia 6 років тому +6

      My favorite is Say Anime (It’s Ham Week.)

    • @mochiloki
      @mochiloki 6 років тому +1

      My favourite is ‘I Write Nonsense Not Translations”

  • @AaronTheBlackDragon
    @AaronTheBlackDragon 6 років тому +345

    When is Ham Week? Do vegetariens and vegans have to partake in ham week? There are a few questions that need answer.

    • @user-fl5rf8bk4y
      @user-fl5rf8bk4y 6 років тому +11

      Yes, vegans and vegetarians do take part in ham week, but they eat tofu instead.

    • @kaitlyn.ferguson
      @kaitlyn.ferguson 6 років тому +6

      Alicia Molén as a vegetarian i am okay with that

    • @user-fl5rf8bk4y
      @user-fl5rf8bk4y 6 років тому +2

      @@kaitlyn.ferguson I actually made that up 😅 But I would rather eat tofu than ham despite being a meat eater.

    • @isabellescales3763
      @isabellescales3763 6 років тому +5

      I will take the ham and the tofu

    • @ElijahCem
      @ElijahCem 6 років тому +6

      No. It’s Alexander HAMilton week. The gays will rise

  • @crescentmoon8735
    @crescentmoon8735 4 роки тому +35

    are we gonna ignore how good of a singer she is?

  • @lesleyg5086
    @lesleyg5086 6 років тому +136

    UNFORTUNATELY THE BAD BRIDE IS A BIG BEACH OMG

  • @gwen9509
    @gwen9509 6 років тому +174

    *my wig was spotted on the surface of pluto*

    • @mackback319
      @mackback319 6 років тому

      yeah well MY wig was spotted on Homeworld

  • @no698
    @no698 6 років тому +469

    Can Ham week be a legal thing?

  • @rachelradloff4079
    @rachelradloff4079 4 роки тому +52

    "Nailed away in their sleepy sleep"
    Sane People: _ignores_
    Me: *envisions a child nailing another person into a coffin while that person sleeps*

  • @joearl4901
    @joearl4901 6 років тому +109

    It's official: we need a HAM WEEK T-shirt.
    Oh my God this was hilarious. Melinda, you are awesome. I don't know how you sing these ridiculous lyrics without laughing.

    • @warmgoodrob5611
      @warmgoodrob5611 6 років тому +4

      She most likely does multiple takes, and has nearly hours of bloopers

  • @lilyv1
    @lilyv1 5 років тому +495

    "When I love you I leave."
    Basically me in every relationship

    • @_itslilyb_
      @_itslilyb_ 5 років тому +6

      my only 2 exes

    • @spiceart7061
      @spiceart7061 4 роки тому +18

      Cause these words are often enthusiastic swords
      Pregnancy fear

    • @verrykin5443
      @verrykin5443 4 роки тому +1

      @@_itslilyb_ Ok but do but make fun of people for not having a bf or a gf bc they might just not want to be in a relationship

    • @meatkirbo
      @meatkirbo 4 роки тому +4

      This is actually me, I’m not a good person to be around, I if I stop talking to you, don’t be sad, I’m trying to keep you happy.

    • @nezuko_kamado5400
      @nezuko_kamado5400 4 роки тому

      Same lol

  • @dizzyshmizzy2624
    @dizzyshmizzy2624 6 років тому +97

    3:22 ‘Debris reduction in body' literally means pooping...

    • @briaisabanana7031
      @briaisabanana7031 6 років тому +10

      Google translate was really liking the whole pooping theme today, no?

    • @WinterDutchie
      @WinterDutchie 6 років тому +4

      Ausumn / TrueAC does that relate to “Death of Diarrhoea” and “water stomach”

    • @dizzyshmizzy2624
      @dizzyshmizzy2624 6 років тому +3

      GhostBoyGaming Probably...

    • @St3llarPlayz
      @St3llarPlayz Рік тому +1

      If you pause her it looks like someone is talking to her