Argentine Falklands Cartoon - English Sub

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  • Опубліковано 20 лют 2014
  • Edit 1/2021: I have added amended subtitles via youtube which correct the most egregious errors and gags. Please enable them if you want to see what is actually being said.
    Edit 2/2018: • La Asombrosa Excursión... is a more faithful English translation of this cartoon. Watch mine for hilarious Argie memes, then watch the other one to compare.
    Actual cartoon shown on public television in Argentina, which I have subtitled for the purpose of educating gringos on the justice of the Argentine cause. Translation not necessarily 100% accurate, but has been made in a good-faith attempt** to convey the spirit of all dialog and lyrics
    **attempt not necessarily 100% in good faith (accurate lyrics to the final song may be found at • Video )
    Disclaimer: Seriously, this is a work of satire, and you should be able to tell where I have taken liberties with the source material (it is a children's cartoon, of course they aren't actually saying "fuck"). However, I maintain that the translations are no more inaccurate than the cartoon's own narrative of the Falklands conflict.
    Not shown in this video are the prologue and epilogue, in which Samba takes the time-travelling jet from and to a museum in the present day. In the epilogue he meets the Argentine Soldier again, now a veteran employed at the museum, who assures him that Argentina will not attempt to use force to reclaim the islands again. I had to cut these for time.
    Samba et al are the property of El Perro En La Luna.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 18 тис.

  • @bulgariagaming2408
    @bulgariagaming2408 4 роки тому +2523

    Let's be honest. Nobody searched this. It searched for us

    • @Kaiser_Waffel_XI
      @Kaiser_Waffel_XI 4 роки тому +11

      @Realtrach Zegoda imagine being communist

    • @Hafer_
      @Hafer_ 4 роки тому +8

      Saw this a couple years ago and laughed at salty argies. It never gets old.

    • @redbanner2523
      @redbanner2523 4 роки тому

      @@Kaiser_Waffel_XI imagine being trump is yankee

    • @Kaiser_Waffel_XI
      @Kaiser_Waffel_XI 4 роки тому

      @@redbanner2523 what?

    • @redbanner2523
      @redbanner2523 4 роки тому

      @@Kaiser_Waffel_XI imagine loosing to couple farmer

  • @poppedweasel
    @poppedweasel 6 років тому +12128

    First day of training in the British armed forces is learning to laugh with diabolical malice.

    • @user-vz4kz7ro7q
      @user-vz4kz7ro7q 6 років тому +804

      poppedweasel As Churchill hinself once said, there is no better way to crush your enemy's moral, than by laughing with as much malice as possibly possible.

    • @poppedweasel
      @poppedweasel 6 років тому +400

      Good quote. We are fortunate to be so well armed.

    • @christiantruscelli9835
      @christiantruscelli9835 6 років тому +59

      Jajaja estuvo bueno

    • @ravagesoyjoy
      @ravagesoyjoy 6 років тому +101

      For us, (u.s. Marines of the old guard) we shout "curb stomp babies!"
      ;)

    • @chaplainjamesthicc305
      @chaplainjamesthicc305 6 років тому +27

      +Ravage Gonza I can imagine the confusion if you actually would hear that.

  • @rubblosky6837
    @rubblosky6837 3 роки тому +665

    The song at end:
    [Basically we lost the war, but we are not gonna forget our soldiers and the islands]
    Translator: K I L L T H E M C H I L D S

    • @muhammadrahman9741
      @muhammadrahman9741 2 роки тому +3

      When? Time stamp

    • @rubblosky6837
      @rubblosky6837 2 роки тому +10

      @@muhammadrahman9741 12:55
      The name of the song is: Himno a las malvinas
      Here, take the link: ua-cam.com/video/ZTp0atz4UUw/v-deo.html

    • @muhammadrahman9741
      @muhammadrahman9741 2 роки тому +5

      @@rubblosky6837 Thanks Mate

    • @roberteugene7295
      @roberteugene7295 2 роки тому +1

      @@rubblosky6837
      Actually, it's called "Marcha de Las Malvinas," (March of the Falklands). It's usually done to military style music.

    • @rubblosky6837
      @rubblosky6837 2 роки тому +1

      @@roberteugene7295 Its more like a anthem to me, if you wanna some really military shit, search for "Avenida las camelias" I find it like some imperialist shit

  • @elchudcampeador5642
    @elchudcampeador5642 Рік тому +76

    Am I the only one who found it funny how the gurkha soldier, who are 5 foot 3 tall on average, is represented as an hulking 7 foot tall giant?

    • @norikofu509
      @norikofu509 9 місяців тому +9

      Exactly, for a propaganda cartoon against the british, they are making them look good

    • @MrJonezy541
      @MrJonezy541 7 місяців тому +5

      I know, the tallest Gurkha I ever met was like 5'9 lmao.

  • @psz5515
    @psz5515 6 років тому +884

    Pilot: oh oh
    Translation: oh fuck

    • @franlapietra885
      @franlapietra885 6 років тому +8

      o boi

    • @COUNTERCOM
      @COUNTERCOM 6 років тому +7

      you beat me to it.

    • @KougaJ7
      @KougaJ7 6 років тому +6

      Sometimes the liberty is taken to put the translation in the implied format rather than the direct format.

    • @danielh.8602
      @danielh.8602 6 років тому

      Kouga "Oh no" Translator: well, uhh, what they meant to say was, um, "oh fuck", yes, exactly

    • @danielh.8602
      @danielh.8602 6 років тому +1

      Kouga this is a pretty bad translation

  • @DeathToTyrants24
    @DeathToTyrants24 4 роки тому +3521

    This looks like something you would see in GTA5.

  • @miguelangelluna4712
    @miguelangelluna4712 2 роки тому +97

    I understand that, according to the accounts of our troops, they were treated with respect by the British even in defeat. It was us, the Argentines who did not treat them like the heroes they were, for having the courage to face a powerful adversary. Therefore my respects to the British soldiers, the same that they gave to my brother soldiers.

    • @sharpflame0593
      @sharpflame0593 2 роки тому +4

      Más bien eso se sintio como mandar un escuadron suicida a tratar de ganar un territorio que simplemente no valia la pena.
      Psdtt: y si los respeto un poco aunque se hayan ido a ganar algo imposible.

    • @YonIon996
      @YonIon996 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@sharpflame0593 Dictator for ya! And argentine lovin it!

    • @user-mm2ey6lz9h
      @user-mm2ey6lz9h Місяць тому +1

      I mean that’s the only war where both sides behaved by the book to the IHL, haven’t committed **a single** war crime

  • @jesusislordandlovesyou3853
    @jesusislordandlovesyou3853 3 роки тому +510

    Ok, but can we agree on how the 7:00song is truly sad? The soldiers were almost teenagers. Their fear must have been paralyzing.

    • @gabrielchavez6066
      @gabrielchavez6066 3 роки тому +82

      That's true. Nowadays, there are veterans who are still traumatized because of the war and refuse to talk about such a horrifying event.
      Most of them were obligated to go. It wasn't their choice.

    • @victoriasimon5216
      @victoriasimon5216 2 роки тому +22

      There is a sad and raw book about a group of this teenager soldiers. The title is "Los Pichiciegos"

    • @user-mm2ey6lz9h
      @user-mm2ey6lz9h 2 роки тому +4

      Idk the song seems like very cool for me

    • @thedollarstoreriddler3897
      @thedollarstoreriddler3897 2 роки тому +12

      fun fact:IT FUCKING WAS THERE WHERE TENS OF DOZENS OF SOLDIERS WHO CAME BACK WHIT PTSD

    • @samuyjoni7389
      @samuyjoni7389 2 роки тому +3

      Cierto

  • @midgetman4206
    @midgetman4206 5 років тому +2615

    Argentina: fight me
    United kingdom: *SAS wants to know your location*

    • @Talshere88
      @Talshere88 5 років тому +24

      Interestingly the SAS to my understanding never actually deployed in the Falklands.
      If my older ex-forces colleagues are to be believed, the SAS all mobilised. The plan was insertion into Argentina, attack the major airbases, do as much damage as possible to crippled operations and moral, then extract by land through Chile.
      But despite several launch dates and a lot of prep they never actually deployed.

    • @sturmgewehr449
      @sturmgewehr449 5 років тому +23

      @@Talshere88 i did read about a recon team that was on the island weeks prior to the main forces. maybe look that one up. they were spotting enemy movements and were revealed by the bbc who reported that they have men on the island, so they had to leave.

    • @qv8281
      @qv8281 5 років тому +8

      Talshere nope they were look up the raid on pebble island

    • @dickpound2485
      @dickpound2485 5 років тому +12

      @@Talshere88 The SAS played a vital reconisense role in the war.

    • @robholloway6829
      @robholloway6829 5 років тому +11

      Laughs in Gurkha

  • @adamiwanicki9066
    @adamiwanicki9066 6 років тому +1743

    (Laughs in RAF)

    • @jamesliu8095
      @jamesliu8095 6 років тому +87

      (RAF laughter has intensified to the point of no return)

    • @ak47modwarfare
      @ak47modwarfare 6 років тому +94

      >RAF laughter surpases the speed of sound generating a shockwave capable of separating the province of uruguay from the rest of Argentina

    • @ultrafaroecunt6014
      @ultrafaroecunt6014 6 років тому +25

      -faints in Argentine-

    • @NuclearWinter2110
      @NuclearWinter2110 6 років тому

      FaroeIslands Official hey, it's the Faroe Islands - do you want to join the British Empire Faroe Islands? Of course you do, silly question! See you soon...

    • @zacharygraham9419
      @zacharygraham9419 6 років тому +3

      samba take my parachute

  • @averagejoe8358
    @averagejoe8358 3 роки тому +112

    *"Who the f*ck decided to have a war in April"*

  • @yeettheheat
    @yeettheheat 3 роки тому +213

    8:57 That is literally the definition of not being equals in combat

    • @elpibelol5005
      @elpibelol5005 2 роки тому +6

      Well that is false too, our army was fine we lost because we didn't have a plan not for that shit, but the new government tells false shit they say that we lost because the economy in the dictatorship was bad which is true but our army wasn't affected (we never are hungry here, not even in the worst economic crisis our country is basically a gigant farm being hungry here is impossible)

    • @crabberdabberye
      @crabberdabberye 2 роки тому +20

      @@elpibelol5005 also the fact the UK army is like miles above Argentina in terms of training, experience and you know literally everything lmao

    • @torinjones3221
      @torinjones3221 2 роки тому +9

      @@elpibelol5005 a conscript force with no combat experience will never stand on equal footing with a volunteer force with combat experience

    • @elpibelol5005
      @elpibelol5005 2 роки тому

      @@torinjones3221 they did have experience, hard training

    • @elpibelol5005
      @elpibelol5005 2 роки тому

      @@crabberdabberye nowdays yes but in 1983 nope

  • @southanime
    @southanime 5 років тому +5713

    As an argentinian I can say that the mayor hystorical inacuracy is asuming we had actual planes

    • @DaneJT
      @DaneJT 5 років тому +573

      nah you actually had a few good planes......and a load of shit ones but planes non the less

    • @Lautarosutil
      @Lautarosutil 5 років тому +70

      Jajaj al fin encontre un paisa de aca

    • @juansantiagomartinez6819
      @juansantiagomartinez6819 5 років тому +138

      Capo nos rompieron el orto en la guerra que le vamos a hacer estabamos en dictadura y mandaron a pibes de 18, y para los ingleses que dicen que esto es re family friend y si, obvio, no le vas a mostrar iluminados por el fuego a pibes de 8 años

    • @etreg4927
      @etreg4927 5 років тому +3

      LOL 😂

    • @juansantiagomartinez6819
      @juansantiagomartinez6819 5 років тому +5

      @@nonohate que dice el pelotudo este? Alto virgo

  • @qv8281
    @qv8281 5 років тому +468

    I love how they animated Gurkhas as giants when the average Nepali male is 5 ft 4, all to preserve their macho lol.

    • @kcimb
      @kcimb 5 років тому +3

      Ur Mum exactly lol

    • @jaspionccv9426
      @jaspionccv9426 5 років тому +23

      If you had faced the Gurkhas they would have looked huge with their boots stepping on your face.

    • @qv8281
      @qv8281 5 років тому +13

      Jaspion CCV it’s even more laughable that they think some skinny argentino could defeat a hardened mountain warrior brandishing a fuck off khukri knife

    • @bitosaguier9308
      @bitosaguier9308 5 років тому +2

      It's a cartoon,please

    • @qv8281
      @qv8281 5 років тому +17

      bito Saguier all they needed to do was google a ghurka instead they just went fuck it let’s get a bloody yeti and give it East Asian eyes because that’s accurate

  • @lolthepop324alois8
    @lolthepop324alois8 3 роки тому +153

    "THIS IS WHAT ARGENTINA ACTUALLY BELIEVES" 💀

    • @Eeveegamer9263
      @Eeveegamer9263 2 роки тому +10

      No, this is actually chile believes ok no

    • @luisalfredoacosta8457
      @luisalfredoacosta8457 2 роки тому +2

      No pero si tu piensas que si ok xd

    • @zenon1081
      @zenon1081 2 роки тому +21

      we belive that the islands will always be from argentina

    • @luisalfredoacosta8457
      @luisalfredoacosta8457 2 роки тому +6

      everyone knows the real story, don't believe a kid's channel as no one watches
      (we are only very patriots, as they were in the Japanese empire only a little softer)

    • @DEJAELVICIO507
      @DEJAELVICIO507 2 роки тому

      Iceland should also be entirely from the UK.

  • @Darium147
    @Darium147 2 роки тому +31

    And for a context: Zamba is basicly a show relating parts of the history of the world, in mayority, by the perspective of Argentina. What made this thing a show, is apart of the oversimplification of the events and making things family friendly, the main protagonist of the show, "Zamba" (A child from the province of Formosa), often traveled on time for accident, in that way, getting the oportunity of look at the event related on each chapter.

    • @joeclark1893
      @joeclark1893 Рік тому

      Ah yes, the family friendly show that drops the f bomb halfway through

    • @darklex5150
      @darklex5150 Рік тому +6

      ​@@joeclark1893it didn't curse in the show, that's just something the translator added.

  • @commanderdon4300
    @commanderdon4300 4 роки тому +340

    Some say that live hand grenade still hasn't exploded....

    • @yoplayer2922
      @yoplayer2922 4 роки тому +10

      It was made in Argentina

    • @pivottech8881
      @pivottech8881 4 роки тому +1

      Yes it's still flying to this day mate

    • @Delgen1951
      @Delgen1951 4 роки тому +1

      To quote an US Army Drill Sargent "When the pin is pulled and the spoon is relisted, Mr. Grenade is Not your Friend."

  • @Joseph-pk7wu
    @Joseph-pk7wu 5 років тому +603

    We are equals in combat.
    [British Laughing]

    • @dicitencellovoyais7914
      @dicitencellovoyais7914 4 роки тому +7

      Argentines lost the war because the Argentine people are peaceful, they have no spirit to kill. Now if it were a fascist country like colombia or brazil where the population is used to the violence, it is very likely that the falklands would have mass murder by neo-fascist death squad.

    • @play2play983
      @play2play983 4 роки тому +10

      But the Falkland people saw themselves as British so doesn’t that mean Argentina was the Invaders

    • @joaquinfonseca4858
      @joaquinfonseca4858 4 роки тому

      That's racist, but it's true xd

    • @jseraguas
      @jseraguas 4 роки тому +3

      @@dicitencellovoyais7914 "a fascist country like colombia" lol yeah sure

    • @DxvinderSingh1699
      @DxvinderSingh1699 4 роки тому +2

      Joe laughs in harrier jets and 22 SAS, and Royal Marines

  • @oilybat3269
    @oilybat3269 11 місяців тому +12

    “I lost because he had a good gaming chair”

  • @civicline7361
    @civicline7361 3 роки тому +32

    Argentina: Yay we took the islands
    Also Argentina: Why do i hear boss music?
    *Rule Britannia starts to play across the ocean*

    • @leandrof988
      @leandrof988 3 роки тому +2

      XD

    • @leandrof988
      @leandrof988 3 роки тому +5

      GG argentina noob
      XD

    • @iv689
      @iv689 4 місяці тому +1

      YOU SHALL NOT TOUCH THE QUEEN'S FAVOURITE ROCKS.

  • @Flame122345
    @Flame122345 5 років тому +5134

    “We are their equals in combat”
    Laughs in SAS

  • @seb9995
    @seb9995 6 років тому +1560

    *R.A.F Laughter Intensify*

    • @franlapietra885
      @franlapietra885 6 років тому +7

      God damn it

    • @bluesrocker91
      @bluesrocker91 6 років тому +42

      I think from now on, every RAF pilot should say that after a successful sortie.

    • @TheAverageSushi
      @TheAverageSushi 6 років тому +29

      "You have a hole on your left wing !"

    • @evanmckevitt9707
      @evanmckevitt9707 6 років тому +14

      Gotta love the skulls on the RAF planes

    • @vespulazer
      @vespulazer 6 років тому

      Bombing the HMS invincible

  • @ThejollyFrenchman
    @ThejollyFrenchman Рік тому +10

    The idea of an Argentine conscript defeating a khukri wielding Gurkha with his bare fists is hilarious.

  • @mysteriousstranger6857
    @mysteriousstranger6857 5 місяців тому +6

    I feel like there needs to be a reminder constantly displayed at the top of the video stating "The Falklands voted 99.8% in favour of remaining British."

    • @alexcovey1200
      @alexcovey1200 2 місяці тому

      I think the .2 was a dozeb teenagers having a laugh, if i remember correctly.

  • @Drellistenstomusic
    @Drellistenstomusic 9 років тому +1896

    "bombing the HMS invincible, which totally happened and is not made up at all"

    • @alanjrubin2012
      @alanjrubin2012 6 років тому +57

      Well. In the animation you see a carrier with fighter jets and the carrier doesnt look like a invincible class carrier (that was a STOVL ship)

    • @thestr8person
      @thestr8person 6 років тому +59

      Remember they sunk the HMS Hermes twice!!! I do because I'm very old...

    • @kneegrow23
      @kneegrow23 6 років тому +27

      The translation is wrong. don't be fooled.

    • @stproducciones9140
      @stproducciones9140 6 років тому +9

      it did happen... just not in the way it's portrayed here

    • @jensonholman6735
      @jensonholman6735 6 років тому +51

      Drellistenstomusic I think they are confusing HMS invincible with the floating hospital that they did sink

  • @Anthony-wk9sb
    @Anthony-wk9sb 6 років тому +2465

    The falklands belong to the penguins

    • @arisaka233
      @arisaka233 6 років тому +21

      The penguins belong to the earth so the falklands belong to the earth

    • @ShamanMcLamie
      @ShamanMcLamie 6 років тому +8

      Didn't you ever watch Saturday Night Live? The governor is a sheep in a suit.

    • @RokeJulianLockhart.s4eb2q
      @RokeJulianLockhart.s4eb2q 6 років тому +12

      That's ironic as your profile pic is a Union Jack 😂

    • @nathang2750
      @nathang2750 6 років тому +2

      Anthony johnson yes

    • @cameronmilne3590
      @cameronmilne3590 6 років тому +6

      The Argentine's know our secret to making Guinness.....

  • @juana71
    @juana71 3 роки тому +23

    love it how they portray the french as pirates though they settled it first and willingly gave it over to the spanish

    • @octo4012
      @octo4012 2 місяці тому +1

      Yeah curious how the Spanish name for the islands is based on a place in France. Gee I wonder how that happened in their minds

  • @mangledoctopi657
    @mangledoctopi657 Рік тому +40

    Yes there are lots of problems with this cartoon but the pure comedic timing of the dude singing "who the fuck decided to have a war in April" and then cutting to the general absolutely getting down will never not be funny 7:48

  • @slayermate07
    @slayermate07 5 років тому +734

    i came looking for salt...
    *but i found gold*

    • @hyperion3145
      @hyperion3145 4 роки тому +24

      *Spain would like to know your location*

    • @LordGeorgeRodney
      @LordGeorgeRodney 4 роки тому +13

      @@hyperion3145 Gibraltar.

    • @hyperion3145
      @hyperion3145 4 роки тому +8

      Admiral George Rodney
      Understandable, have a nice day

    • @gonza6625
      @gonza6625 4 роки тому +1

      We are third World , this Is the best we can do.

    • @maddog5284
      @maddog5284 4 роки тому +3

      I like how they just swear all day in this childrens cartoon

  • @williamchamberlain2263
    @williamchamberlain2263 6 років тому +116

    "who the fuck decided to have a war in April"

  • @maleLC
    @maleLC 3 роки тому +88

    El que no salta es un inglés

  • @vasilybullock7967
    @vasilybullock7967 Рік тому +43

    I am an English man,
    But I am willing to forgive this video for the pure and simple reason, that the sound track absolutely slaps. Props to those Argentinian singers and composers.

    • @Barleymagobs
      @Barleymagobs Рік тому +6

      Nos Obligó La Dictadura 😕

    • @postaldude784
      @postaldude784 Рік тому

      You dont need to forgive us the war happened because of some corrupt politic that tried to get back the Malvinas during his dictatorship and the people was forcé to fight and the kids nowdays are being brain washed to hate people from England

    • @juancruzjimenez3461
      @juancruzjimenez3461 Рік тому +1

      ​@@Barleymagobs bueno pero eso nos hizo entrar el democracia más rápido así que 🤙

    • @diegoalfonso356
      @diegoalfonso356 Рік тому

      excuse me forgive us? how about you shut the fuck up. fucking slaver

    • @linkfromzelda1002
      @linkfromzelda1002 Рік тому +4

      The video has a lot of parts cut out. The original show makes a lot of anti-Argentine narratives, and it actually condemns Argentina for going to war and says in the future they should try to get what they want diplomatically.
      The uploader removed those parts because he wants to make the show look bad. After all, people wouldn’t angrily comment about how unrealistic the narrative of the show is if if it were realistic.

  • @juanposada5171
    @juanposada5171 5 років тому +905

    Well... My dad fought in that war, he was 21yr old when he entered combat for the first time. Some british colonel spared his life because one of my dad friend was wounded (almost dead, he got 7-8 shots) but none critical. Most of his squad got obliterated, but he refused to leave him behind, so he shot until he ran out of ammo, it was a dark night (by then most of our troops didnt have nightvision gear) so he pulled his knife and charged into a british soldier who was behind a rock, but the british knocked him down, without shooting, taking the knife away and taking him prisioner with his mortally wounded friend. Both survided that night. The british then told my dad he was lucky, he would have been killed if he tried to run away and let his friend to die but that act, trying to save his friend, against all odds is what kept them alive. It was like a code of honor, and the british respected him for that.

    • @joebidenloveslittlegirls4773
      @joebidenloveslittlegirls4773 4 роки тому +29

      Porque los ingleses tiene un imperio muy viejo y los hombres lucha para honor

    • @SobaYatai
      @SobaYatai 4 роки тому +75

      Thats actually how british fight and even they ever colonized half world i still respect them at some points

    • @kirillassasin
      @kirillassasin 4 роки тому +20

      [RAF laughting]
      In reality he was very lucky, I’d say Good Job for him

    • @deezboyeed6764
      @deezboyeed6764 4 роки тому +15

      That's what we call a gentlemans war.

    • @Frankycamboya
      @Frankycamboya 4 роки тому +2

      Brits have no honor

  • @LuciusVorenusCL
    @LuciusVorenusCL 5 років тому +736

    8/10 not enough "chilean traitors"

    • @kirillassasin
      @kirillassasin 4 роки тому +13

      Not enough RAF laughing

    • @jdb6496
      @jdb6496 4 роки тому +10

      Pinochet was smart enough to know that a war against UK was suicide, its not treason its common sense.

    • @soyhugo390
      @soyhugo390 4 роки тому +28

      @@jdb6496 and the fact that argentinians tried to rage war againts Chile first

    • @luismarin3500
      @luismarin3500 4 роки тому +9

      Imagínate pensar que perdieron únicamente por culpa de los chilenos

    • @kevinhoyos8624
      @kevinhoyos8624 4 роки тому

      Chileaanss

  • @marcospascua5126
    @marcospascua5126 3 роки тому +101

    Y YA LO VEEES, Y YA LO VEEES, EL QUE NO SALTAAA ES UN INGLEEES

  • @rattapolsupreme723
    @rattapolsupreme723 5 місяців тому +5

    Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the waves
    Britons never never never shall be slaves
    Off the coast of Argentina, our Islands came to be
    With eighteen hundred people, and a half a million sheep
    The day they were invaded everybody learned the name
    A barren little colony had got a bit of fame
    🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🎉🎉

  • @corruptedcola393
    @corruptedcola393 5 років тому +675

    "Truth is we are their equals in combat" suurrrrreeeee.......

    • @fire99xyz
      @fire99xyz 5 років тому +78

      Proceeds to list excuses why they are not...

    • @sheldon-cooper
      @sheldon-cooper 5 років тому +93

      Yes because an 18 year old argentine conscript could go toe to toe with an SAS operator

    • @MrBren777
      @MrBren777 5 років тому +41

      Actually , while the much larger Argentine forces were bolstered by conscripts a significant amount of the leading fighting force consisted of well equipped and well trained marines. These well trained units did suffer from coming from central and north Argentina, and were therefore not suited to the harsh climate - Patagonian units should have logically been selected instead. Equipment, armaments and logistical support was also on par in both forces.
      Casualties and losses were fairly even and it has been recognised by the British Commanders that the war could have gone either way and was won on a knife edge. If anything won it for the British military it was the grit and determination of the servicemen themselves.
      As a Brit myself who has had the pleasure of a six month stint down in the “sunny” Falklands I don’t much care for the jingoism expressed by many of the commentators in this video, no matter where they hail from. The Argentine forces acquitted themselves well enough during the conflict and no battle was an easy win.
      I would, and always have seriously questioned the validity of the Argentine claim on the islands as it’s based on the fact that the Imperial Spanish crown once held them, and under the common terms of the great 17th-19th century European imperial contest, whichever power seized a territory and held it last, had the legitimate claim (many Caribbean and North American territories swapped hands). Fundamentally, there are very few islanders that can claim any form of Spanish or Argentine heritage. As it is now the 21st century and the colonial contest has long ended, and given the location and population base of the islands they should follow the standard post-colonial South American model and be their own sovereign nation, belonging neither to Argentina or the UK, but merely recognising their cultural roots with the UK as Brazil does with Portugal, and Chile and Argentina do with Spain.

    • @fire99xyz
      @fire99xyz 5 років тому +1

      @George Job what do you mean by that? Are you saying the brits on the falklands or the argentinians of the time were scared etc. of that. Or what is your piont with that. No really just make me understand what you mean with that. keep in mind english is not my mothertoungh so it might just be a communication error...

    • @suspicioususer
      @suspicioususer 5 років тому +8

      @@fire99xyz Yes because an ill-trained conscript is a match for British Paras, Marine Commandos, and SAS

  • @shazb0lt
    @shazb0lt 8 років тому +1817

    [RAF laughter intensifies]

    • @EduBrahim006
      @EduBrahim006 8 років тому +45

      +Radec [Kirchner diplomacy]

    • @gregoriocamilleri5655
      @gregoriocamilleri5655 6 років тому +1

      shazb0lt the Argentine Air Force kick's the Britanic Float

    • @1IbramGaunt
      @1IbramGaunt 6 років тому +16

      Grego ¡Fly well the actual events of 1982 would seem to have disproved that and even if that wasn't enough everything you have is now thirty years out of date, whereas the RAF has Eurofighter Typhoons, ultra-modern jets that can give the best the Americans and Russians have a run for their money. Four of them are on station in the Falklands at this moment I believe...

    • @orion3433
      @orion3433 6 років тому +4

      Grego ¡Fly the kicked them, right, they did it so much that most Argentinian aeroplanes could not be used in the Falklands
      nobody believe such bullshit, Argentinia occupied a defenseless territory, and when the British army arrived Argentinian troops got beaten badly, as they couldn't hold the island because Gualtieri forgot that if you go to war you're army needs to be prepared to such event which the Argentinian one wasn't well prepared, as the argentinian military junta though that they just had to occupy the territory

    • @dm121984
      @dm121984 6 років тому

      Ok, is this a real Argentina kids program? And if so, the subtitles can't be accurate... Can they?

  • @davemustang8173
    @davemustang8173 11 місяців тому +8

    Argentina lost all sympathy when they attacked Top Gear for the stupidest reason

  • @Emsworth377
    @Emsworth377 4 місяці тому +5

    "the greatest work of fiction since vows of fidelity were included in the French marriage service"
    Edmund Blackadder.

  • @____-jm6nh
    @____-jm6nh 5 років тому +594

    Song: lets be friends
    Subtitles: your oil is all mine
    WTF

    • @dalek--ck9oy
      @dalek--ck9oy 5 років тому +41

      That's the joke

    • @IvoL0L
      @IvoL0L 5 років тому +16

      Made by united states obiusly

    • @moisesaguilar8750
      @moisesaguilar8750 5 років тому +3

      @@IvoL0L **Pasty cushion creep that never been in a fight his entire life**

    • @cameronb4160
      @cameronb4160 5 років тому +8

      @@moisesaguilar8750 He isn't wrong. We do fucking love oil

    • @Nomi_KH_DER.R
      @Nomi_KH_DER.R 5 років тому +5

      I'm Argentinian and I don't know nothing about this :v

  • @SMN-ct9gl
    @SMN-ct9gl 4 роки тому +746

    Chispa: "Im in a secret mission, i must be under their radar to avoid detection"
    Also Chispa: "Lemme gain altitude so i can teach this kid about this war that we lost"
    Again, Chispa: "Hngh, We are followed"

    • @dewo277e9
      @dewo277e9 4 роки тому +24

      Chispa is the average Argentine soldier. It is unknown how he managed to be a pilot and even so he gave battle to the English.

    • @kcimb
      @kcimb 4 роки тому +2

      DEWO 277E chispa sucked at his job.

    • @dewo277e9
      @dewo277e9 4 роки тому +9

      @@kcimb
      and still he does not flinch and fight for his homeland, like a chad.

    • @kcimb
      @kcimb 4 роки тому +4

      DEWO 277E Chad...I don’t think you know what that means. Argentine virgin vs Chad Brit, yes.
      Chad is the winner

    • @dewo277e9
      @dewo277e9 4 роки тому +10

      @@kcimb
      no, this is not how it works, chad is not the one who wins in the end is the one that is best seen doing it so Chad "Virgin" Argentina vs Virgin "Chad" England

  • @Har0Id
    @Har0Id 3 роки тому +22

    Argentina: "We are their equals in combat"
    UK: *laughs in SAS*

    • @Nefardo
      @Nefardo 3 роки тому

      not Argentina. Propaganda of the government

    • @lucasferrari8933
      @lucasferrari8933 2 роки тому

      We where close to make english soldiers go away from islands. Our pilots were lethal. Look for veterans interviews from your country

    • @obiwankenobi3574
      @obiwankenobi3574 2 роки тому +2

      @@lucasferrari8933 yeah your pilots were target practice for sea harriers

    • @ConorTheCoelacanth
      @ConorTheCoelacanth 2 роки тому

      @@obiwankenobi3574 and your boats ducks waiting for a missile bro

    • @ConorTheCoelacanth
      @ConorTheCoelacanth 2 роки тому

      @@obiwankenobi3574 they had to attach more guns for AA protection

  • @fiorekelokee
    @fiorekelokee 3 роки тому +51

    No se los ingleses se la comen

    • @sararubyvera1937
      @sararubyvera1937 2 роки тому +2

      Como saber que sos argentino sin decir que sos argentino jajajja

    • @martindamiani3758
      @martindamiani3758 2 роки тому +2

      Re contra doblada se la comen

    • @Lvcky-g7p
      @Lvcky-g7p 2 дні тому

      Primero dilo sin tener hambre ​@@martindamiani3758

  • @TheEGames
    @TheEGames 4 роки тому +765

    Them: "Uh oh"
    Translation: "Oh f*ck"

    • @lennydale92
      @lennydale92 3 роки тому +27

      Its hilarious

    • @joaquinalonso7026
      @joaquinalonso7026 3 роки тому +7

      XD

    • @tiffanywilson3009
      @tiffanywilson3009 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @pyrorock8143
      @pyrorock8143 3 роки тому +6

      Them: “Oh no!”
      Translation: “Bloody ‘ell!”

    • @ceciliacanals4925
      @ceciliacanals4925 3 роки тому +9

      Island malvinas 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷

  • @jxc1640
    @jxc1640 5 років тому +168

    Falkland Islands belong to Kazakhstan

  • @TheCdr19
    @TheCdr19 2 роки тому +13

    These subtitles had me rolling on the ground

  • @pingoleonfernandez7638
    @pingoleonfernandez7638 Рік тому +8

    I'm argentine and I know those isles were never part of Argentina. But to think that way here is the same as to be an atheist Saudi Arabian, lol. One can never say it openly.

    • @Tortuga-nt4pm
      @Tortuga-nt4pm 8 місяців тому +1

      No hermano, te vas a tener que arrodillar por ese comentario

  • @craigdorrian7391
    @craigdorrian7391 5 років тому +1576

    *_[RAF laughter Intensifies]_*

  • @1MagicAndMayhem1
    @1MagicAndMayhem1 7 років тому +1757

    Cool, Our pilots have amazing evil cackles

    • @gianb3952
      @gianb3952 7 років тому +66

      Luke Day Yes 😂😂😂, I'm argentinian and this is freaking me out hahahaha

    • @paradox9673
      @paradox9673 6 років тому +15

      RAF laughing

    • @_wheeler8601
      @_wheeler8601 6 років тому +19

      Lightning strikes when our American pilots laugh.

    • @nahuelleandroarroyo
      @nahuelleandroarroyo 6 років тому +15

      That how Harriers were so op

    • @reddyforlenny9389
      @reddyforlenny9389 6 років тому +26

      When you say your Empire is over but you still own their oil supply [*RAF laughter intensifies*]

  • @thatocelot879
    @thatocelot879 3 роки тому +18

    7:50 Galtieri dancing while his soldiers are freezing to death is almost as funny to me as the Onion.

    • @gemesmombello3492
      @gemesmombello3492 Рік тому +1

      But was really

    • @thatocelot879
      @thatocelot879 Рік тому +1

      @@gemesmombello3492 Well, I'm not surprised. I mean, dictators rarely care about their soldiers. They just care about fighting their enemies.

  • @averongodoffire8098
    @averongodoffire8098 Рік тому +6

    My man deserves a job at ALL subtitle makings, this is hilarious reading them🤣

  • @itsducc0953
    @itsducc0953 4 роки тому +1496

    the movie: "based on a true story"
    also the movie:

    • @FreyR_Kunn
      @FreyR_Kunn 4 роки тому +16

      Makes up bullshit lmao

    • @ShetyDoggy
      @ShetyDoggy 4 роки тому +8

      That was at discovery kids here in México

    • @thomashale2096
      @thomashale2096 4 роки тому +8

      “And the foreign usurpers enslaved" yeah sounds heck a sketchy

    • @penegrande69
      @penegrande69 4 роки тому +1

      I remember this was shown to me at school

    • @FreyR_Kunn
      @FreyR_Kunn 4 роки тому +1

      Mathias Sanabria I feel so sorry for you, hopefully you pushed through.

  • @tomasgordilloreale5841
    @tomasgordilloreale5841 6 років тому +178

    3:14 he says " oh oh " in spanish and translates it as fuck . Best sub ever

    • @jonasloe4926
      @jonasloe4926 6 років тому +3

      Tomás Gordillo Reale it’s for comedic effect

    • @NecTama
      @NecTama 6 років тому

      Also, the songs aren't translated accurately at all, the subtitles say a lot of aggressive stuff that isn't really said

    • @user-up9hy9he9n
      @user-up9hy9he9n 6 років тому +2

      Tomás Gordillo Reale it could be uh oh

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 2 місяці тому

      @@NecTama It’s pretty obvious that the subtitles aren’t meant to be fully accurate. They’re meant to be funny, but more or less convey the message.

  • @albertvangestal3696
    @albertvangestal3696 Рік тому +6

    I guess all they can do now is live their fantasy through a children's cartoon. Sad stuff indeed.

    • @la_naranja_molestona
      @la_naranja_molestona Рік тому

      A llorar a la llorería ingles xd

    • @ItsNotKitsu
      @ItsNotKitsu 10 місяців тому

      ​@@la_naranja_molestonaQuien perdio? Tu. LOLOLOLOLOL
      🇲🇽🤝🇬🇧

    • @norikofu509
      @norikofu509 9 місяців тому

      @@ItsNotKitsuEl Mexicano queriendo ser amigo del ingles cuando es esclavo de papi EEUU 😂
      #BLM

    • @ItsNotKitsu
      @ItsNotKitsu 9 місяців тому

      @@norikofu509 skill issue. don't use Google translate next time and maybe the cops won't shoot you on the streets.

    • @albertvangestal3696
      @albertvangestal3696 9 місяців тому +1

      Maybe we'll also get the Spanish version which deals with the cartoon Gibraltar episode.

  • @saokdjijhasd
    @saokdjijhasd 2 роки тому +18

    I like how they left out the part when the people living on the Falkland's were given the choice to decide to be under the British or the Argentinian goverment, they chose Britain, but the Argentinians tried to claim it anyway.

    • @littleshep5502
      @littleshep5502 2 роки тому +4

      Unfortunately Argentina tries everything in its power to try and take the Islanders rights away, including outright ignoring their rights to self determination

    • @sbenitez1768
      @sbenitez1768 2 роки тому

      @@littleshep5502 es ilógico ya que esa población es impuesta, no es autóctona. Cuando no, los britanicos yendo para donde les conviene

    • @littleshep5502
      @littleshep5502 2 роки тому +2

      @@sbenitez1768 the islanders have been living there for about 180 years. If you claim they are "imposed", then that would also mean so are the vast majority of Argentines

    • @Perdonen
      @Perdonen Рік тому

      ​​​@@littleshep5502 Gauchos
      Solo te digo eso para que sepas quienes habitaron las Islas primero🇦🇷
      Y fueron gobernadas por España Primero🇪🇦
      Nosotros damos Libertad
      Usted cerdo Imperial que sabe de Libertad?
      PD:quiero a los Ingleses, pero mas Respeto a los que murieron ,Vos no sos Ingles solo sos una persona sin conciencia y Animal
      Mas Respeto a mi no
      Sino a ellos🇦🇷🇬🇧

    • @Tortuga-nt4pm
      @Tortuga-nt4pm 8 місяців тому

      @@sbenitez1768 a quien demonios le importa? estan ahi y listo. Hablemos los hechos papá y dejemos los derechos y el deberia ser atras. Los Brtianicos tienen las islas, nos ganaron la guerra , tienen gente viviendo ahi y lo mas importante tienen como defenderlas, te guste o no nos tienen de los huevos

  • @abelteddy9449
    @abelteddy9449 5 років тому +1315

    Lo que dice: Oh oh.
    Subtitulos: oh fuck-

    • @westernpolitix
      @westernpolitix 5 років тому +23

      Viste lo que decía los subtítulos cuando el crío anglo hablaba? Eso se llama sátira

    • @westernpolitix
      @westernpolitix 5 років тому +48

      @@someonenoone1636 It's taco* you dumb fuck

    • @Deru-re5ms
      @Deru-re5ms 5 років тому +4

      @@westernpolitix In thos case it would be Taco Pizza.

    • @westernpolitix
      @westernpolitix 5 років тому +8

      @@Deru-re5ms Taco Pizza? What are you? An heretic?

    • @louie4551
      @louie4551 5 років тому +4

      @AARAV PRITESH
      No no, you're mistaking them for Urugay.

  • @Berkham1995
    @Berkham1995 5 років тому +290

    Welcome to the comment section guide!
    47% RAF laughing
    47% Ooooh (i am probably traumatized)
    2% other
    4% Equal in battle

    • @bloatedblitz
      @bloatedblitz 4 роки тому

      They are Argentine
      Fuck you

    • @muttley8818
      @muttley8818 4 роки тому +14

      @@bloatedblitz British mate.....and don't try any Kirchner diplomacy on me. It doesn't work.

    • @WinterAlbiero
      @WinterAlbiero 4 роки тому +2

      Laughs in colonization

    • @raflaughter3474
      @raflaughter3474 4 роки тому

      BloatedBlitz Bwahahaha!!!

    • @mcwaff8661
      @mcwaff8661 4 роки тому +2

      @@bloatedblitz the people of Falklands wanted to stay with us.

  • @martinoporto8676
    @martinoporto8676 3 роки тому +176

    11:58 Homenaje a Óscar Poltronieri, el soldado que se quedó solo a enfrentar todo un batallón inglés para que sus compañeros pudieran escapar Y SOBREVIVIÓ. Fue tan heroico que los mismos ingleses años más tarde admiraron su bravura y compañerismo.
    Tribute to Óscar Poltronieri, the soldier who was left alone to face an entire English battalion so that his companions could escape AND SURVIVED. He was so heroic that the English themselves years later admired his bravery and companionship.

    • @buebosbuebos9934
      @buebosbuebos9934 2 роки тому +1

      me chupa un huevo fan de camilo

    • @KimMooo
      @KimMooo 2 роки тому +2

      @@buebosbuebos9934 con quien hablás jajaja

    • @achedoso258
      @achedoso258 2 роки тому +7

      @@buebosbuebos9934 hay lo tenes al pelotudo

    • @sergiogimenez4515
      @sergiogimenez4515 2 роки тому +1

      Mucha droga esta corriendo por aca...

    • @RiilzzEnterteiment
      @RiilzzEnterteiment Рік тому +4

      Man no te comas ese cuento de poltronieri, es una mentira que ya fue desmentida por ex-combatientes
      Es imposible quedarte solo contra muchos más soldados del otro bando por varios minutos

  • @spongesrandomposts4113
    @spongesrandomposts4113 2 роки тому +7

    England found it first, then France found it. France actually sold the island to Spain because they are allies and Spain was also offering money for it.

    • @roberteugene7295
      @roberteugene7295 2 роки тому

      Not far from the truth. The British landed there first in 1690. The first settlement was French, Port St. Louis, then yielded to Spanish, whose claim was the papal bull of 1493 and the treaty of Tordesillas in 1495 (which a catholic country like France was obliged to recognize, while Britain was not, being a protestant country and non-signatory to the treaty). The deal with Spain was to reimburse the St. Malo company for expenses of settlement.
      Just a little more complete story.
      :-)

  • @bundaatta
    @bundaatta 6 років тому +2740

    US: can you give them the island??
    Uk:no
    US:ok here have some weapons

    • @joseengdahl3726
      @joseengdahl3726 6 років тому +139

      Ooh, Oversimplified you say?

    • @meexyboy1850
      @meexyboy1850 6 років тому +97

      Oversimplified...?

    • @andrewmaddox9786
      @andrewmaddox9786 6 років тому +113

      The US had positive relations with Argentina but also was a close ally with the UK. It put them in an awkward position but of course ultimately allowed Thatcher to declare war

    • @maatoangeleri2913
      @maatoangeleri2913 6 років тому +13

      Joaquin Busato
      Y vos aprende a no ser prepotente e informarte.
      El comentario original es una referencia a un video de Oversimplified, en donde explica el asunto sin estar de ninguno de los tres lados

    • @tinderminder7106
      @tinderminder7106 6 років тому +18

      you have majorly *OVERSIMPLIFIED* that.
      Thanks m8

  • @WordsofHeresy
    @WordsofHeresy 6 років тому +1808

    Something tells me the translation isn't 100% accurate

    • @herecomesthatboy1961
      @herecomesthatboy1961 6 років тому +174

      WordsofHeresyOfficial [shellshock intensifies]

    • @trevorbest
      @trevorbest 6 років тому +176

      You wot m8? What gave it away?

    • @julien6580
      @julien6580 6 років тому +12

      You're right, haha

    • @emilioravenna640
      @emilioravenna640 6 років тому +214

      translation is not accurate, specially the ending song. lol when I saw the translation I laughted a lot it is totally fake and very provocative. I'm argentinian and btw nobody cares about the islands here. except for politicians and fascist lol

    • @RebeccaFarquharson
      @RebeccaFarquharson 6 років тому +46

      The video creator admits in the description that he took artistic lisence on the translation. So no news there.

  • @karinaakrap9443
    @karinaakrap9443 2 роки тому +17

    I'm Argentinian. I grew up watching this little kids show, BUT i never agreed about the way they did England people. They made them the "bad guys", when they actually were before Argentina. Personally, I love england in most of it's ways, and I understand that both countries did fight a lot and lost a big number of people. In my school teachers keep telling the islands are Argentinian (I literally found this video while searching for Falkland information), they should accept they won the war, and that France, Spain and England were there before them. Argentina went to fight England (Argentinians didn't want to, the government forced them to go) saying "If we win, we stay, if you win, we'll go" and then when we lost, we've been saying that Falkland was ours for so many years. I just don't get it, I don't get Argentinian's side of the history or the british side of it. I just don't.

    • @blazednlovinit
      @blazednlovinit 2 роки тому +3

      The bottom line today is that the people who live there voted 98% to remain British. They do seem like a tiny thing to be fighting for so long over.

    • @nathanjones411
      @nathanjones411 Рік тому +3

      I like how you keep saying "England" when a lot of the soldiers were also Scottish, Welsh, Irish, and even Nepalis

    • @thishandleistakenheresoneavai
      @thishandleistakenheresoneavai Рік тому

      @@nathanjones411 These countries didn't declared war to Argentina, so they just volunteers...

    • @harryfoley2294
      @harryfoley2294 11 днів тому

      @@thishandleistakenheresoneavaiScotland and Wales are part of the Union that makes up the United Kingdom, of which England is also apart of, so therefore, they also declared war on you.

  • @hih688
    @hih688 3 роки тому +21

    No entiendo los comentarios en Inglés LPMQTRMPHDRMPYLCDLL ahre

    • @constanzabravo7416
      @constanzabravo7416 3 роки тому +2

      Es hermoso ser argentino y poder entender estás siglas tan largas xddd

    • @Matiasy.
      @Matiasy. 3 роки тому +2

      Por esto amo argentina jajaja

  • @Jackilichous
    @Jackilichous 5 років тому +342

    I’m happy that the UA-cam algorithm sent me this video after like a year

  • @winterautumnfishing5215
    @winterautumnfishing5215 4 роки тому +985

    Ah yeah, I remember the Falklands combat live on TV, British soldiers laughing maliciously as they threw grenades at children

    • @sebastianb.4048
      @sebastianb.4048 4 роки тому +84

      Well. They were throwing grenades to 18 yo soldiers. But i just blame argentinian dictator

    • @anonymous-iu4th
      @anonymous-iu4th 4 роки тому +51

      [RAF laughter intensifies]

    • @marshmallowbudgie
      @marshmallowbudgie 4 роки тому +23

      tbf the underaged conscripts of Argentina's insane and avowedly neo-Nazi regime didn't have too much of a choice

    • @merasmusgaming7147
      @merasmusgaming7147 4 роки тому +14

      Sebastián B. Well 18 YO person is classified as a Adult,

    • @sebastianb.4048
      @sebastianb.4048 4 роки тому

      @@merasmusgaming7147 to newbies with just 1 month of training

  • @themanftheworld8439
    @themanftheworld8439 2 роки тому +7

    British are English Welsh Irish and Scottish too.

  • @unknownroyalty895
    @unknownroyalty895 2 роки тому +5

    I grew up watching this. I am Argentinian.
    Believe, this cartoon is delusional and gets EVERYTHING wrong.

  • @taejo4975
    @taejo4975 5 років тому +339

    When the Argentine mate call brit English
    *Literary quarter of those invasion force were Scottish*

    • @hans2406
      @hans2406 4 роки тому +26

      And, weren't there some Welsh, Northern Irish, Ghurkas also.
      It was, in fact, a UK force.
      So, in your view, 25% of the force were Scottish reading, writing, editing, etc.

    • @cbviperess9319
      @cbviperess9319 4 роки тому +12

      *Scots guard noises*

    • @pablogalleguillo9166
      @pablogalleguillo9166 4 роки тому +5

      It's just that here and another spanish speaking countries we use english instead of british, it's tradition i guess.

    • @YouTubeisgettingworse.
      @YouTubeisgettingworse. 4 роки тому +4

      YourAsianComrade 27 *liberation force

    • @muttley8818
      @muttley8818 4 роки тому +7

      Most of the world say England when they usually talk about the UK. I'm Welsh and I'm not offended by it. Ive got an American girlfriend and she always used to say I was from 'England'. It was only after living over here for about 2 months she understood our geography more.

  • @jakewesley3318
    @jakewesley3318 6 років тому +291

    "Look out! It's a fucking Gurkha!" died laughing

    • @badproductions7308
      @badproductions7308 6 років тому +8

      same

    • @juancho5452
      @juancho5452 6 років тому

      Fuck you

    • @jakewesley3318
      @jakewesley3318 6 років тому +4

      juan manuel herrera chill

    • @VanHelm
      @VanHelm 6 років тому

      actually what it says is "be careful, Sapucai". The translation is not the better. when the plane dropped the bomb on the ship, he did not say " 3:29 He said "Yes, we het the shot!". There seems to be a bad intention in the translations

    • @carlosmaldonado8600
      @carlosmaldonado8600 6 років тому

      Santiago GL exactly. Very bad intentions in the subtitles translation...

  • @juliapacheco3975
    @juliapacheco3975 3 роки тому +29

    Como me rompe las bolas todos los comentarios de ingleses en este video. Aguante zamba loco

  • @teojruggieri7567
    @teojruggieri7567 Рік тому +12

    As an argentinian I honestly find more hate on argentinians who think the islands are british than brits thinking the islands are theirs

  • @rainthelord1524
    @rainthelord1524 5 років тому +403

    English: Ours!
    Argentino: Nuestras!
    English: Ours!
    Argentino: [Kirchner Diplomacy]
    Laughed so far at this time

    • @tomaspitt3833
      @tomaspitt3833 5 років тому +23

      As an argentinian i can guarantee that the krishners were assholes

    • @rainthelord1524
      @rainthelord1524 5 років тому +9

      @@tomaspitt3833 As an argentinian I totally agree with you.

    • @tomaspitt3833
      @tomaspitt3833 5 років тому +7

      @@rainthelord1524 great to know

    • @ilovehomosuck5675
      @ilovehomosuck5675 4 роки тому +1

      JAAJAJAJA

    • @bloatedblitz
      @bloatedblitz 4 роки тому

      *Argentines
      And what?

  • @australianman8103
    @australianman8103 2 роки тому +8

    9:31 Man legit switched to his weapon like an fps game

  • @tuviejaconlaxante
    @tuviejaconlaxante 10 місяців тому +5

    I am a Spanish teacher and I realized that they add words to the subtitles to make Argentinians look worse and I say this, being from Scotland the one who made this video crossed the line

    • @seanmac1793
      @seanmac1793 7 місяців тому +1

      Yeah no shit it's a joke video. Do you think that original cartoon song talks about slaughtering the British

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 2 місяці тому

      I’m pretty sure it’s just meant to be funny.

  • @jakubkuberski448
    @jakubkuberski448 6 років тому +211

    Boy: look out
    Translation: It's a fucking Gurkha!

  • @martonszilagyi7804
    @martonszilagyi7804 4 роки тому +2621

    The cartoon literally defeats itself pointing out that the boy who lives on island is British.

    • @creativename2683
      @creativename2683 4 роки тому +134

      @Loli4lyf ok

    • @jakethefinn2353
      @jakethefinn2353 4 роки тому +175

      @Loli4lyf no, proof that it was Brits living on the island and Brits that wanted to stay with Britain, not Argentina.

    • @Monkey_30000
      @Monkey_30000 4 роки тому +159

      @Loli4lyf Shameless? That's like saying that all the Italian and Spaniard descendants from Argentina are usurping the land from the Guaraní tribes and any other indigenous people.

    • @mathiolivares
      @mathiolivares 4 роки тому +9

      @@jakethefinn2353 yeah, the brits brought by the brits long ago who wanted to stay with britain while in argentinian soil

    • @bo1bo1bo1unlosode
      @bo1bo1bo1unlosode 4 роки тому +16

      I found this cartoon more against war than saying that las malvinas son argentinas

  • @TheRealPingu
    @TheRealPingu Рік тому +4

    Britain claiming an island on the other side of the world 🗿

  • @valeria2428
    @valeria2428 3 роки тому +13

    Si son un pedazo de tierra q las devuelvan entonces 👻👻👻

    • @The_Meme_Almanac
      @The_Meme_Almanac Рік тому +1

      imagina superarnos en número y seguir perdiendo 💀💀💀 (hecho por un brexit geezer) btw I’m English actually mhuhahahahahaha

  • @erikrosenberg8163
    @erikrosenberg8163 5 років тому +863

    So what you're saying is
    Argentina itself admits they used child soldiers and pilots?

    • @catnightfeik5180
      @catnightfeik5180 5 років тому +25

      The subs of the song at the end are ALL changed .-.

    • @ashman4127
      @ashman4127 5 років тому +14

      no, even though they used a lot of young people (18yo) that never holded a gun

    • @ashman4127
      @ashman4127 5 років тому +2

      this is just a cartoon series that narrates different historic events

    • @Gotobar
      @Gotobar 5 років тому +2

      Erik Rosenberg Both sides used Aircraft, dogfights led to the loss of Aircraft on both sides

    • @proxymoxie
      @proxymoxie 5 років тому +5

      Never have I wanted to shank a cartoon child so much >_>

  • @natem.9208
    @natem.9208 4 роки тому +2437

    Something tells me this translator isn't exactly pro-Argentine

    • @iandelcid7254
      @iandelcid7254 4 роки тому +17

      @Dod o no english is

    • @pedrovelasco3227
      @pedrovelasco3227 4 роки тому +10

      @Dod o Imagine having a baby and it turns out like this bitch

    • @bathrobesinc.4829
      @bathrobesinc.4829 4 роки тому +2

      Hahahhaha

    • @Ricuevas
      @Ricuevas 4 роки тому

      No it is not

    • @aqpatt4675
      @aqpatt4675 4 роки тому +34

      This translation is a fucking joke, it couldn't be more inaccurate

  • @fermindelorenc384
    @fermindelorenc384 3 роки тому +62

    I am Argentinian and I can affirm that the translation is very accurate

  • @reinaisabel103
    @reinaisabel103 3 роки тому +6

    Flaklands FOREVER 🇬🇧🇨🇱

    • @matiasrecome7993
      @matiasrecome7993 3 роки тому +2

      Seguro no tenes vida ni amigos en tu vida

    • @kastor8709
      @kastor8709 2 роки тому +1

      Que hace una bandera mapuche alado de reino unido?

    • @softyl25
      @softyl25 2 роки тому

      Sin san martin tu pais tendria menos territorio tirando a ninguno, pasillero

  • @matiasacosta8242
    @matiasacosta8242 4 роки тому +1021

    In spanish: Ummm
    Subtitle; i'm probably traumatized
    Looks fine to me

    • @evilturnip8365
      @evilturnip8365 4 роки тому +20

      If you read the description it is a comedy translation

    • @frananashe
      @frananashe 3 роки тому +1

      yeyehdjekjeksskej

    • @maximodiaz802
      @maximodiaz802 3 роки тому +3

      4:54

    • @MechaShadowV2
      @MechaShadowV2 3 роки тому +1

      @@evilturnip8365 oh I didn't catch that, I want to know the official one now, as I got very confused with this one.

  • @stephencrompton4352
    @stephencrompton4352 8 років тому +304

    they keep on saying English when there was plenty of Scots and welsh fighting the Argentinians

  • @BatoruKosakku
    @BatoruKosakku 3 роки тому +2

    Can you even believe that This show was actually nominated for the Emmy awards?.

  • @yateltoucedo3126
    @yateltoucedo3126 3 роки тому +6

    I think we all can agree that the songs were gold

  • @TranscendentLion
    @TranscendentLion 4 роки тому +366

    I knew this was inaccurate the moment the Gurkha lost a fight.

    • @anonymous-iu4th
      @anonymous-iu4th 4 роки тому +3

      Thats what i thought too

    • @crystxlzx6442
      @crystxlzx6442 4 роки тому +15

      Gurkhas are scary lads

    • @LordGingerBerry
      @LordGingerBerry 4 роки тому +25

      CrystxlzX you might have already heard it but when a man says he is not afraid if death he is either a liar or a gurkha

    • @crystxlzx6442
      @crystxlzx6442 4 роки тому +2

      @@LordGingerBerry Yh I've heard it before scary lads indeed , you might of this before , they carry a Sharpe blade and every time they wanna draw it they have to spill blood , so if they wanna show it to someone they have to cut them selves

    • @JT-de5jr
      @JT-de5jr 4 роки тому

      I don’t think they actually got into combat while there

  • @sofiao3409
    @sofiao3409 6 років тому +965

    Well, I’m Argentine and this video doesn’t represent at all my opinion on this. By that time, we were in the middle of a dictatorship so the government had nothing better to do but starting a war to increase nationalism.The soldiers sent were really young and had not enough equipment nor experience. When they came back, the best part of our country treated them as trash and a great part of them killed themselves. Even the English military treated them better in many cases. Decades later we are crying over those poor soldiers and victimizing ourselves. Sadly, my country can sometimes be very hipocryte.
    Excuse me if I’ve made some mistakes, I’m sixteen and I haven’t yet achieved the FCE.

    • @lua7186
      @lua7186 5 років тому +22

      No eran soldados los pibes, sólo los hombres que habían hecho el servicio militar

    • @Alopex1
      @Alopex1 5 років тому +99

      Your English is pretty good my friend :-)
      Nationalism is poison. You can argue about who can lay claim to the islands, but fighting a war is surely not the answer. It's good to know there are people in Argentina who don't buy the propaganda.

    • @scofieldscofield01
      @scofieldscofield01 5 років тому +8

      @@lua7186 Tenían la instrucción de cualquier conscripto. Y sí, eran soldados con grado de infante.
      Son héroes al igual que los que combatieron a la guerrilla en el Operativo Indepencia.
      No hay que olvidarlos.

    • @scofieldscofield01
      @scofieldscofield01 5 років тому +6

      Primero, no hubo declaración de guerra. Fue un conflicto armado. Segundo, solo se tomó lo que es nuestro como país soberano y sin disparar un solo tiro.
      Y en tercer lugar, los ingleses atacaron primero hundiendo al Ara General Belgrano fuera del área de exclusión que ellos habían propuesto, costandole la vida a 323 tripulantes.
      Todo lo demás es discutible.

    • @luxair1997andTAP
      @luxair1997andTAP 5 років тому +12

      **UK, not England

  • @sovietunion142
    @sovietunion142 3 роки тому +3

    Lets talk about how Chispa managed to do a 90 degree turn in less than a second in a Jet Fighter.

  • @covid-2320
    @covid-2320 4 роки тому +1623

    Pilot: "Yes, we hit them!" *In spanish*
    Subtitles: *Yes, i kill the bastards!*
    Samba: U h h h h *In spanish*
    Subtitles: *i am probably traumatized*
    Seems legit.

  • @DonVigaDeFierro
    @DonVigaDeFierro 4 роки тому +1873

    And the moral of the story is: Do not mess with Britain's rock collection.

  • @Eggmanjames
    @Eggmanjames 3 роки тому +2

    When there’s more comments than likes you know it’s gonna be a good video 😂

  • @zabalaivo2956
    @zabalaivo2956 Рік тому +5

    As an argentinian i can confirm that public television is shit and adoctrinate the people,but the translator is not exactly transparent lmao

    • @zabalaivo2956
      @zabalaivo2956 Рік тому +2

      Nevermind i just read the description

    • @likeitout
      @likeitout Рік тому

      The translation is a comedy satire.

  • @snekktikhays1780
    @snekktikhays1780 5 років тому +122

    4:05 hearing a British accent in Spanish is the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard

    • @pedroholsbach8592
      @pedroholsbach8592 4 роки тому +10

      The secret is in the R's

    • @lautarocabrera9245
      @lautarocabrera9245 4 роки тому +2

      Yea its a f*cking headeache to hear that

    • @pedroholsbach8592
      @pedroholsbach8592 4 роки тому +4

      @@lautarocabrera9245 Idk I think it's kind of endearing hearing english speaker trying out latino languages

    • @Thomas-tc7hp
      @Thomas-tc7hp 4 роки тому +1

      It was very funny 😂

    • @RickSnake
      @RickSnake 4 роки тому +1

      Trata de hablar español y verás que también podrás un acento parecido ;y

  • @OliverCovfefe
    @OliverCovfefe 7 років тому +1440

    [Kirschner diplomacy]
    [Shellshock intensifies]
    [This is what Argentina actually believes]
    Fucking hell these subtitles are hilarious

    • @irongeneral7861
      @irongeneral7861 6 років тому +23

      "Samba! Serpentine!"

    • @Medjay_Aleks
      @Medjay_Aleks 6 років тому +26

      10/10 subtitles

    • @1996koke
      @1996koke 6 років тому +48

      I laughed a lot with [RAF laughter intensifies]

    • @VsauceHermannHere
      @VsauceHermannHere 6 років тому +15

      Look out! It's a fucking ghurka!

    • @RipRLeeErmey
      @RipRLeeErmey 6 років тому +8

      [RAF Laughing intensifies]
      Jesus

  • @orqfer
    @orqfer 3 роки тому +3

    It's so real :(
    I'm Argentinean.
    You Brits don't know how ugly it was to try to get the islands back

    • @Mergor_X
      @Mergor_X 3 роки тому +4

      You fuckers dont understand you werent getting the islands back, it was full on agression

    • @walterblack2784
      @walterblack2784 3 роки тому +1

      Your country learned a lesson that day, don't fuck with a nucular superpower 😂

    • @orqfer
      @orqfer 3 роки тому

      @@walterblack2784 When did I say that? Besides, did we learn a lesson?
      The only lesson we learned is not to take young people to war because they are useless

    • @orqfer
      @orqfer 3 роки тому

      @@Mergor_X What do you say?

    • @za.monolit
      @za.monolit 3 роки тому

      @@walterblack2784 the UK stopped being a superpower in 1956

  • @normalplayer7377
    @normalplayer7377 Рік тому +2

    They were First French/British. Then Spanish/British. Then Spanish/[insert British Ownership here]. Then [unknown]. Then Freelance British. Then Argentine, for five minutes. Then British. Then Argentine in 1982, then British again in 1982.

  • @voctur
    @voctur 5 років тому +78

    There is a kid inside the cockpit.
    Welp, gotta continue with dangerous mission

    • @Tomate_099
      @Tomate_099 5 років тому

      Not weird in that war

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 5 років тому +6

      you wanna waste 8% of your countries fuel reserves because you flew back?

    • @voctur
      @voctur 5 років тому +1

      @@marley7868 good point

  • @Alchemeri
    @Alchemeri 5 років тому +1391

    But If the Falklands are spanish territory, and Argentina declared independence...
    Doens't this mean it's spanish territory If you follow their logic?

    • @SlothDemon-fi3pi
      @SlothDemon-fi3pi 5 років тому +60

      That would be a good point my friend, only if the British weren't there to fuck those argies and the spanyard's asses when it came to Gibraltar and Argentina.

    • @TakoyaKyono
      @TakoyaKyono 5 років тому +143

      But it was never a Spanish territory. They owned one of the islands at one point when they bought it from France. They tried to buy the island from the UK but were politely told to piss off.

    • @Alchemeri
      @Alchemeri 5 років тому +7

      @@TakoyaKyono interesting

    • @TheIronalvarohide
      @TheIronalvarohide 5 років тому +7

      @@TakoyaKyono it was definetly spanish

    • @vvventure
      @vvventure 5 років тому +42

      Look i dont care about the islands and i dont share the views of some of my connationals. But is not an stupid argument. After independization you inherit the territory of the colony. Not only that, but argentina send colonist and make the islands a dependency of buenos aires. The british show up 20 years after and they expelled them. What I believe, is that it was a good reason to go to war back then, not 150 years later. If in the old world (europe, asia, africa) they start to claim land they used to own, already populated by dozens of generations from other nation, the fighting would be endless i believe.