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Lol.
"How about you chill" - Japan.
"How about maybe YOU chill." - Russia
Why does that sound like something Putin says?
But wasn't that before Putin?
+SimplyShady That's the whole point! Let me not explain the joke, lol.
Because Putin's personality is standard Russian personality.
+Joel “Pasonia” Long I always imagine Russia shoving Japan when he says that.
**laughs and cries in eastern european**
“How about sunrise land?”
No
“Why?”
*The Sun Is A Deadly Laser*
Accurate though
But i love Japan so no offense
Kayagorzan THE SUN IS A LAZY FUCK-ER
_Not anymore there's a blanket_
yesSssssssSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Hey animals let's go on land
as someone whose first language is definitely not english, i watched this video approximately 7 years ago for the first time and barely understood anything due to the overall adhd kinda vibe. rewatching the video now got me thinking about how dramatically my english has improved over the years as i am not only able to get what bill was saying but even catch each word individually. wow. kinda proud of myself.
“Open, the country, stop ,having it be closed”
You should be proud of yourself! English is a very difficult language to learn.
I'm proud of you too :)
same experience , good job！
Nice mate, english sucks dick to learn
I love how besides how much quickness, memes and goofiness over the explanation in this video, the nuclear explosion ( 8:25) felt so much sorrow and had more psychological weight than the rest of the video. Absolutely 10/10
But the tiny white flag after along with the "cities that exist" box killed me.
But you know what had more psychological weight? All the horrible stuff the Japanese did to the Chinese. I’d they deserved the nuke, and two nukes weren’t enough.
Yea but still kept Japan conquering Korea and China quick and funny. Like the Japanese treated them not bad.
@@AltOurCumradehey did you ever hear about what happened in Nanking??
I couldn't put the feeling of the moment in better words. thanks.
Mongols: exist
Tornado: *NO*
The Ghost
Kamikaze?
Itsss typhon
HASAGI!
eXcUsE mE iT,S a TyPhOoN nOt A tOrNaDo
“If I had a nickel for every time the mongols died in a typhoon, I would have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot, but its weird that it happened twice”
_"Doooom!"_
Nice reference lol
alta referencia
It's Japan, the land of natural disasters
Whoot tooot
I came back for a refresher when Blue Eye Samurai came out, and again now that Shogun is out. What a resource. Thank you, bill wurtz.
you. me. same.
Same, I HAD to come back for the "yeah, right, it's not gonna be this kid, it's gonna be one of us" bit because of Shogun.
0:00 Ancient Japan
1:00 Classical Japan
2:00 Medieval Japan
3:05 Renaissance Japan
4:09 Industrial Japan
5:09 First War Japan
6:09 Post-war Japan
7:08 Great Depression and League of Nations Japan
8:07 Second War Japan
8:22 Hiroshima Bomb
8:25 Nagasaki Bomb
11:02 Post-war Japan
12:03 Modern Japan
Last two are messed up. Was it intentional?
WW2 Japanese soldiers were crazy and brutal, They were determined to fight to the very end especially towards late in the war and American soldiers and marines became hardcore veterans facing the Japanese Army on islands like Guadalcanal, Tarawa, Saipan and Iwo Jima & Okinawa to name a few.
@@andrybak i guess so🤣🤣
@@andrybaki dont get it, why did he add time stamps that arent even in the video
@@abcproductions235 video originally had a multi-minute toothbrush ad in the middle, don't you remember?
Japan: Closing their country before it was cool.
Reminded me of the Brits vs. China. 'Trade with us or else'. The clan of savage capitalists been digging their grave for a long time. Now the big red monster they created is about to eat them and half the world is cheering.
And I'm like: Uhm... monster!
Economy: stonks
@@Dowlphin We don't speak of China here.it is forbidden.
@NICOLE GREEN - Only the city is. 😜
@@Dowlphin lol. cOrOnAvIrUs 👀😲
Everything about this is perfectly in between "I'm teaching history" and "I don't give a shit"
I feel like it's something I might do.
Brewsterion 1017 but you don't
?
stride99 I'm actually using this for a school report
Nice
@Ya Boi your profie picture is a bird though
My history teacher once described World War I as "If you punch me in the face, all my friends are gonna beat you up, which means all YOUR friends are gonna beat THEM up" and I feel like 6:20 really captures that same feeling
I started watching Shogun and the second they mentioned the five guys fighting to be emperor I immediately thought of this
They weren’t fighting to be the emperor. They were fighting to be the Shogun which held the real power in Japan. The Emperor is just a political figurehead that exists to legitimize that power.
Me too! But it looks like the names don't match up? I'm kinda confused by what's going on lol.
@@japaroadsit’s based on the book, which replaced real names with fake ones. I.E Toranaga is Tokugawa
@@diehard096 oh! That explains so much lmao.
its real
*Mongols:* Exist
*Tornadoes:* So anyway, I started blasting
*The Bush and tree* : Your career end here.
*Kamikaze
I believe it was actually a tsunami or tycoon that destroyed their fleets.
Karl Wilker Ye and those winds were called the kamikaze. Kami- means god and kaze means wind. So they thought it was the winds that the Japanese gods sent to protect Japan
@@user-ol2nc1ko5i Cool! You learn something new every day.
Country: “We just found oil! We’re rich!”
4:47
With huge tanks gun
Liberate the country stop having a dictator
Said the united states
ua-cam.com/video/f4Yo_INbc3c/v-deo.html...
hehe
3:48 Shogun got me to re-visit here.
mee2
quite fun how the entire series barely composes 20 seconds of this video
“Open the country, stop having it be closed” is an underrated part.
Andrew Marra we coming for y’all November 23rd
SpenceIZKinG24 hype for that
“please try this religion”
“nooo”
“tryyy iiiit”
“no”
Gotta make it sound epic
commadore Perry with his black iron clad ships vs the wooden Japanese ships.
"Try it"
"No"
"So a new religon was put into place"
No dont.
You can make a religion out of this
@@DundieLeCrocodile No don't.
@@imakeislamiccontent yes let's make a religion out of this
@@imakeislamiccontent so the religion was introduced
it baffles me that this guy doesn't drop more history videos like this.
Lmao I started subscribing and get disappointed with short random videos
Its definitely hard to do it
It takes a loooong time to do research, not to mention all the editing, jingles, script, etc
He does everything himself after all
"OUTSIDE" is a bop tho 😅
@@chimes023 It's like when people complain that ERB doesn't do more stuff... it's not easy what they do... and you can either have quality or quantity, and they choose quality.
i havent seen this video for years but for some reason i just randomly wanted to watch it. the atomic bomb drop always kinda gives me chills. the tone of this video isnt meant to be serious but ive always liked that that moment is given the gravitas that it deserves. anyway, this took me back and it still holds up
Japan: everyone GET OUT!
every other country: leaves
Japan: except you. You stay.
Dutch: :)
Bcs the Dutch sell the most stuff
First, the Portugees came into Japan. next, the Spanish came in.
They were turning the Japanese people into christians, the leader of Japan was in trouble.
And then, the Dutch came into Japan.
The Portugees and the Spanish said to Japan "the Dutch are bad guys. you have to drive them away."
The Dutch said to Japan "we are protestants. they are catholics. that's why they're hating us. we don't spread the christianity, we just want to trade with you."
the leader of Japan "I can believe in the Dutch's saying. so, get out everybody except the Dutch!"
bi su It's sounding like those countries are people having conversation
Just some guy on youtube I didn't get your comment
like Mr. crab and the clown
*Mongols exist*
Tornadoes: “it’s free real estate”
"haha“
Typhoon*
Dead Channel He said tornado, listen to the history teacher
I know where your do is from. Nice.
Shadowdragon china money trap*
im mongolian lol
3:47 Shogun begins here
Exposed me for coming back to this after finishing the show
5:10 the last samurai (roughly)
Anyone here in 2024?
Watching the show Shogun on Hulu and wanted to see how this guy described that time haha
Meeeeee! Rewatching for nostalgia
@@sarahenglerstone2814 I’ve seen ads for that show, is it any good?
Hi!!
Yes
“Open the country, stop having it be closed”
My favourite line
It’s a tad redundant but it gets the point across
@@jamieeisinger1833 that's the joke...
*Knock knock.*
*It’s the United States.*
Hire the samurai
"you've watched this video like 5 times already, stop."
"How bout I view, anywayyy"
Same
TBH
omg same
+Yume so much this
+Yume repost shitpost fuck you
3:45 - If you're here after watching Shogun.
Damn I just started it so I guess I spoiled it a bit
Crazy how fast the shogun series transitions straight into "blue eye samurai" on Netflix!
Man, I remember when someone in my class at uni played this video _right_ before a big test, and I swear it helped some.
"Can you maybe chill?"
"How bout maybe YOU chill??"
Sibling wars.
I like to refer to a quote by Sovietwomble. “We’re learning that ameRICA HAS NO CHILL!!!”
@@justalittleturtle5600 😂👌👌
*i can confirm this..*
how but u *JuSt Go tO CHILIE'S*
1,000th like
-How about sunrise land?
-No.
-Why?
-Because the sun is a deadly lazer!
Márton Fellegi How bout i do anyway
Not anymore there's a blanket
Sounds like you should hire a samurai
E-mans Channel of Randomness and they all died to a tornado.
Not anymore there's a blanket!
こういうセンスが神ってる動画を理解する為に英語を学んでいると言っても過言ではない。
Two months, how far have you gotten?
Do you know about Unit 731?
@@CounterCurseMantraJust because someone is speaking japanese, you would ask them their opinion on the atrocities committed by imperial Japan?
Have some self-awareness. You're speaking ENGLISH. Do you have any idea how much suffering, exploitation, oppression and outright genocide English speakers have caused? America, Britain, Australia, Canada, all of these countries have their own long, long list of crimes against humanity. The British and American empires especially, their sheer power means they are likely the biggest non-natural causes of suffering in human history.
*All* governments minimize and erase the uncomfortable parts of their own history that's taught in schools. You should never think your government is any different.
@@JESUSWASAJUGGALO i aint reading all that
@@CounterCurseMantra wait, i recognize this hostility to reading... that's an american, alright! what are you doing on youtube? get back to your 14h shift in the Hamburger McMines™, or the Pinkertons™ will capture you and send you off in an Amazon™ package to fight in one of the ExxonMobil Army™'s many invasions of the middle east!
rewatching this before watching fx shogun like a true scholar
👏👏👏
I came back after watching the first 2 episodes 😭
@@RealMajoraso we all here rn 😂 I just finished episode 3 and had to come back to this after all these years
Normal People
“Please open the door”
Me:An intellectual
“Stop having it be closed”
r/iamverysmart
@@yourmotherahha9486 r/woosh
@@yourmotherahha9486 r/ihavereddit
r/metoo
@@shanf1639 r/itswooooshwith4os
japan:*in pieces, fighting each other*
Europe: Do you have time to talk about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ-
No. We will talk about our lord and savior *anime*
Hmmm
And *G U N S*
The religion has not developed to Japan’s advantage
HoweyYa Doing gun boats.
really need this kinda stuff back in my life
Japan:draws girl with huge eyes
America: you could make a religion out of this
🎶and they did🎶
7:18
?
not just a huge eyes........
weebism
James my dad is in that religion
Clocks, guns, and Jesus sounds like a southern USA Christian rap band.
Hahaha 😆
Nice
And the sun is a deadly lazer
666 likes .....
ILLUMINATI.
*Y I K E S*
The Beyonder not anymore :)
This video is going viral on Japanese Twitter now. A lot of Japanese understood it was really good to study Japanese history.
Twitterでプチバズりしてたので見にきました。
細かいところが違うという指摘のコメントもありましたが、私自身が歴史を完璧に覚えているわけではないし、大まかに捉えるには非常に分かりやすかったです。
*video not movie
This video have been up and watched dozens of mil times, so too his other video. It's just the japanese who were pathetic about learning modern history.
yea, hopefully they also study about the terrible things that the japanese empire did during ww2 D:
This video has been living rent free in my head for nearly 8 years now.
Still an absolutely legendary video.
Lesson: *The history of Japan*
Test: *The history of the entire world*
*i guess**
69th like
Homework: *history of a rice grain*
Entire za warudo
well good news, now you can watch the history of the entire world as well
*"Open the country. Stop having it be closed."*
JlXip this dialogue is brilliant
JlXip LOL ONE PIECE FANS
"The Great Depression is bad"
JlXip ii
no
I just watched Blue Eye Samurai and this video actually provided most of the historical context needed lol
Rewatching this and the world history and having an incredible new appreciation for your work Bill after watching your interview with Anthony. Looking forward to what flows out of your brain next for us all
My kid: "Dad, I'm being bullied at school, please help, I don't know what to do"
Me: *hire a samurai*
Yee
@Varun Chandra Thanks
Just bring *A DEADLY LAZER”
Unless the bullies bring a blanket.
lol
Dad of the year
"you cant keep watching this you've watched it 80 times"
how bout i dooo
Anywayy
+little ghost bird AAAAYYYYY hows it goin' little miss everywhere?
The phandom is everywhere
anyway
+little ghost bird 7:18
3:49 You could make a TV show outta this
No don’t
This video was legit our intro to japan in my AP world history class
it feels like I have learned a lot and absolutely nothing at the same time.
Same.
Same
Same
Same
Same
Germany: Wanna be friends.
Japan: Sure.
Germany: Wait did you steal our islands?
Japan: ... nope.
Germeny👌 Japan👎 Japan is puppet of US
XD
America: ....
@@metsasuomalainen3691
im american sooo
dude.... uncool -oversimplified 2018
Fin Guy r/whoosh
Trying to learn about classical Japanese politics for a class. this didn't really help me figure out what I meant to because I intended to learn about japan between 750-1200, but still v helpful! Love your videos bill!
自分の国の歴史を広げてくれるのは嬉しいことだよね
"open. the country. Stop. having it be closed." -United States probably
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2f/Matthewperry.jpg/800px-Matthewperry.jpg
Mhhhhh, the president of The United States I am, japan closed, anymore dont have to be-
Yoda... (Yoda?) Ex president of the United States
that makes mewow........ no wander US is so powerful and Britain used to
4:44 Aight i amma head out
1K likes and only 4 replys
_How bout i do_
*_anyway_*
Basically the USA's presidency
MonstahManGaming lmao true
True lmao
The Potato of Fire I'd love to like your comment, but I can't, cause it's at 666 likes, and I can't upset our lord and savior satan, or upset the meme balance...
I used that audio clip while playing Civ V with friends once. I was Babylon, and far more technologically advanced than everyone else, so I started taking over everywhere even though we had agreed on not going to war.
"please don't kill us man"
"how about I do *anyway*"
This is how school learning should be! You'd be amazed at how quickly kids can learn things when they are entertained by it. Also, I loved the way it ends with the graph.
I would not be able to understand the history of Japan without this. Thank you so much, you really helped me with making an understandable structure.
Mongols: *Exist*
Water Tornadoes: *NO*
*NO!!!* Mother mature shouts, *Japan is are friend*
Some might say hurricanes
Either hurricane or waterspout
its a water spout
@@OfficialZeroTwo some creatures from japan could drink the water spout
4:46
POV: You're a country with oil.
Step 2: cover your country in oil
@@1e1001 Step 3. Fly
I clicked on it and was not ready for this comment to be amazing
Lol this
BILL WURTZ IS BACK!!! CHECK HIS INSTAGRAM HES REALLY BACK
just started the show shogun, and the premise of "it's not gonna be this kid, its gonna be one of us, cuz we're Grown Ups" rang a bell LOL
初めてみたけど、塾の先生と同じとこに着目しててすごい！
めっちゃ分かりやすかった！世界史選択の友達とかにも見せたいな！
PLEASE DO AN ENTIRE SERIES OF COUNTRIES IN THIS STYLE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I CANNOT STOP WATCHING THIS VIDEO PLEASE
This video probably took forever
I SECOND THAT MOTION
Except it would probably take him 30 years.
he made one before. history of spain and portugal ;D
Yeeeeeeeeeeeessssss!!!!!!!!!!
I need a video like this for every piece of history ever.
please
PLEASE
*P L E A S E*
+Rocketboy please
+Jonathan Wilson please
英語喋れないけど理解できる日本人だけどこれはとても良い教材である。ただ細かいところを省略してて少し事実と違うところもある。そのため、この動画で興味を持って、そこから細かいところを自分で調べてくれたら私はとても嬉しい。
Do they let the Emperor still dress like an Emperor?
天皇制度は未だ継続している。GHQ統治下の頃にアメリカは天皇を処刑しようとした。その頃戦後の極度の飢饉で人々が困窮していた。天皇はGHQ総本部に出向いて長官と話をしたいと述べた。長官は「命乞いをしに来た」と思っていたが天皇は「私はどうなってもいいから国民に食料を与えてほしい」と陳情を述べた。それを受けて長官は天皇に対する認識を改めて、処刑をやめた。
現在は日本の憲法で日本統合の「象徴」としての存在であることが決まっているため政治的な権力はほとんど持たない。
@@Boomkizls
I only do this during special ceremonies.
本当に日本語話者？
翻訳しても内容が変わらないように簡単な短文だけの文章にしたんやで
Thanks, this was the crash course I needed before starting Shōgun.
"They voted so hard that they had a war" is America 2020 rn
Fire
True
America might collapse on itself soon.
@@charadreemur6449 Well, I hope not either.
@@charadreemur6449 Yeah, that wouldn't be good
Mongols: we have an army.
Japan: We have tornadoes.
Actually a typhoon
hentai
FBI open up!
@Kana Akari its time to wosh
and a city called hi
6:19 is no joke the best explanation I've ever seen or heard for how and why WW1 happened.
Visiting this video again after watching FX Shogun series. I hope Bill would make videos about historical tv shows 😊
I go to France for more funds, I come back with more guns
And ships.
Gunships.
me
and so the balance shifts?
"For this to succeed there's someone else we need"
"I know-"
"🎼hire a samurai🎼"
+Kimberly Coke i love you
+Kimberly Coke washington: don't do a thing, history will prove him wrong
hamilton: how bout i dooo anyway
I wish this guy was my history teacher
Zion Patterson Lol me to but one can only dream
Zion Patterson yes
game time galaxy japan seems fun
Zion Patterson I have the best history teacher. He literally teaches like this.
OMG *steals his history teachers* NYEH NYEH NYEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R.I.P. Mr. Toriyama.
Akira toriyama shall rest in Peace
Came back here after watching Shogun.
*Knock knock. It's the united states.*
With boats. With guns. Gunboats.
"Open the country. Stop having it be closed."
+BeeLover there was really nothing they can do say the signed a contract that allowed America, Britain and Russia come whenever they want
"Chosu and Satsuma hated this, that sucks they said, *THIS SUCKS* they said.
+FlamingArtsHD Chosu and Satsuma hated this. "That sucks," they said. "THIS SUCKS." they said (also).
But then 'murica said, "No it doesn't. Shut up."
6:20 This is unironically the best explanation of how WWI started
Actually, the match was set alight by an Austrian driver taking a wrong turn, and an angry Serbian teen who just had a sandwich.
and the worst depiction of WW2 this man just said that USA turn out the war but only one who truly won the WW2 practically alone was USSR
Um no it’s not
Lucius Paullus it is because World War 1 was just a huge brawl politically speaking well I do agree if you want actual specifics.
atackercz 9 everyone did their part in World War 2 though I do agree because the blunt of the Human casualties really go to the Soviet Union
I don't know why I rewatched this like five times, it's just too good. Please continue making more stuff like this, Bill.
Some of my favorite sciences: Geography, Skeletons, Physics.
My high school world history teacher showed us this video and this is why I liked that class
I thought I clicked on “history of the world” and I wondered why are they so focused on Japan” for half of the video
It wuld be hilarious if this was History of the World and the last 10 seconds was "and in other countries stuff was also happening, but it wasn't as cool"
ua-cam.com/video/7YyAS5BeU3c/v-deo.html .
I had "history of the entire world" running in the background, spaced out, then had a similar experience.
@@user-jq1sy9sh4v ua-cam.com/video/JwncAQurlqk/v-deo.html
Turn to Christianity and United Brethren Church before its to late killing, saying anything hateful, premarital sex and lust are all sins. And so is using the Lords name in vain. God is the only truly good thing.7777777
I'd like to see a "history of great britain"
"And the Spanish had a good time fighting the British, and then they died in a tornado."
+hawaiimaui123 (actually a typhoon)
yess
+hawaiimaui123 The Romans were dying and the Anglo-Saxons saw that, so they invaded the isles. But the Celts were like "No, this is our island" but they didn't care so they took the land.
+nukalegend Then the Vikings came. Then the Normans who were Vikings but not really came. The English King kills the Norwegian King. Then the Norman Duke kills the English King. Then the Norman Duke becomes King and kills himself riding a horse. Then all the Normans kill each other.
*Britain
All right, show of hands. Who's here after watching FX's Shogun?
This video is the context I needed to watch Shogun
"you know who's scared of russia" ad plays: "you yes you."
@@therion8469 German 100
"you are dead" "Russian heavy weapons guy" tf2
@@sonictheporcipine we are dead
nazi?
@@cannonfodder4000 I'm nazi
knock knock.
get the door,
it's
*R E L I G I O N*
BEAUTIFUL
Oh fuck!
let me sell you some
*J* *E* *S* *U* *S*
May i have 2 jesus' please ?
*_Knock Knock. It's the U n i t e d S t a t e s._*
Update: It's 2024 and they still let the emperor dress like an emperor
Please make more of these they are the greatest thing ever
"Please watch this video again," UA-cam said.
"No!" said me.
"Waaatch iiiit!!!" it said.
"No" said me again, quieter this time
And so the video was watched be me... again, for the 23rd time...
+Euracil Hilarious... best comment of the day !! I've noticed a number of comments relating to the curious addictive power of this video. What's going on here ...
+Euracil This is literally my exact experience with this video.
+Euracil I am glad, I am not the only one who has re watched this video 23+ times.
+Songwaves the drugs this video is on gets transferred to the user, thereby getting the user hooked
aurebahr hey, at least you're getting your history tho
ドイツ史好きなのでドイツの歴史動画とかつくってくれたら泣いて喜びます。
Who is here after watching "Shogun"?
I just *love* the ad placement.
"Guess who else is afraid of Russia?" *Advertisement*
i didnt get any :D :D
Lmao
Spoon is spoon is afraid of Russia
Grubhub and Mafia City
Are both scared of Russia
it’s almond milk, almond milk is also afraid of russia
(Hears of kidnapping going on in my town)
* HIRE A SAMURAI *
Shuik plot twist the samurai is the kidnapper XD
:O I have nowhere to run
Shuik you can make a samurai out of religion
Raichu :D how overpowered meta nighttime
Shuik 200 like
Can’t believe I forgot about this absolute classic!
This is probably still one of the best edited video I've ever seen
"He said. And failed. And then died." Same here buddy
Big mood
Cheers, I'll drink to that bro
Me whenever I play Mega Man games. Except I keep going until I complete the game I'm playing. XD
Fun Fact: he died of cerebral syphilis
Lil Nunget I am like #666 lol
“Open the country... stop having it be closed.”
-The entire United States
Illegal immigrants and trade are two different things.
DemonicMonkey88 no offense
But what did that have to do with my comment?
@@owliviabelly No offense, but you know what.
DemonicMonkey88 I genuinely don’t know. Can you explain?
For some reason, I'm not offended by this.
wE cOuLd MaKe A rElIgIoN oUt Of ThIs
Who is here after watching Shōgun?
me relearning the history of Japan after watching the assassin's creed shadows reveal
Im a Japanese learning English
Thanks I've learned to how to use the word suck and ass
Now corona virus is kicking our ass and it really sucks
congrats!
私は米国人です学ぶ日本語
頑張って
！！
今日は!
im an english person learning japanese. wish i knew how to say suck and ass.
It sucks ass
"why the fuck os this reccomended to me?"
*watches*
"oh that's why"
GUESS WHAT WE'VE GOT NOW
Daniel Hsu crazy rice farms?
Zerosyte history of the world.
Couldn't have said it better myself 😂
lmfao
This video has teached me more than I have learned in history class
close to one of the most quotable videos ever and it's educational too
Having a history teacher that would just randomly break into song would be pretty cool.
0:11 it's false. Ainu and Okinawan had already lived in Japan island. they maybe came from India or middle asia.
yeah but he’d get eaten alive in a public school lol
Unless he randomly swears in front of his students
i had a teacher that would do that. i miss that class
Music teachers: do i not exist
_Open._
_The Country._
_Stop...having it..._
_...be closed._
my favorite quote lmao
XD
Thanks, but im not deaf
@@grokas He's just saying a joke that was in the video -_-
Knock knock!
It’s the United States
With huge boats!
With Guns!
Gunboats!