What if the Purge Was Real?

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  • What if for 12 hours a year, there were no laws across the US? This is the scenario in the Purge film series, but I ask, what if the Purge was actually policy in the US? Here is one scenario.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 13 тис.

  • @trollstheking2636
    @trollstheking2636 8 років тому +2663

    I never understood why the movie doesn't include theft. That would be the number 1 thing that would actually happen. Banks would be fucked.

    • @bibubbletea
      @bibubbletea 8 років тому +150

      I'm pretty sure that I heard somewhere that in the movies it says in a scene that banks move the money so banks wouldn't be targeted.

    • @trollstheking2636
      @trollstheking2636 8 років тому +33

      +Thatrandogirl is awesome that is the dumbest thing I ever heard.

    • @omnianima4540
      @omnianima4540 8 років тому +60

      I dunno no explosives allowed and there are so many armored steel plates its hard but 12 hours could be maybe a thing. But imagine people who own this bank will try to save it with guards :D who are also allowed to kill everybody

    • @omnianima4540
      @omnianima4540 8 років тому +7

      razer 1555 1:18 and i mean ok who will control this at the purge moment right? police is out of work. But still u are not free after the purge day because you used explosives.

    • @tyowens7481
      @tyowens7481 8 років тому +40

      Yea I wouldn't kill anybody I'd just rob the whole GameStop store

  • @U.Inferno
    @U.Inferno 8 років тому +2629

    If the purge existed I would probably just bunker down and pirate a lot of stuff.

    • @KaoticPhoenix
      @KaoticPhoenix 8 років тому +344

      Don't people already do that

    • @rangarolls6018
      @rangarolls6018 8 років тому +1

      OMG YES!!!

    • @joshbray7917
      @joshbray7917 8 років тому +166

      +U1timate1nferno I would just simply go to Canada before the night of the Purge.

    • @lordblazer
      @lordblazer 8 років тому +32

      +Josh Bray
      I live in Tokyo. so no biggie for me

    • @Marylandbrony
      @Marylandbrony 8 років тому +96

      +U1timate1nferno I'd go to the headquarters of the DEA and smoke pot.

  • @crazyxenomorph8725
    @crazyxenomorph8725 4 роки тому +5295

    Purge movie: everyone brutally killing each other.
    Purge in real life: everyone stealing flat-screen TV’s at Walmart.

  • @GZilla311
    @GZilla311 5 років тому +493

    "Shooting itself in the foot every year and calling it progress."
    .... that just makes it sound more realistic.

    • @connorgolsong290
      @connorgolsong290 3 роки тому +3

      More like every 4-8 years

    • @askmeanything8221
      @askmeanything8221 7 місяців тому

      Not really. More like setting itself on fire... That would sound realistic.

  • @SMVvids
    @SMVvids 8 років тому +3496

    The Purge is a real thing that happens once a year, but we call it Black Friday.

  • @FrostWolf52849
    @FrostWolf52849 7 років тому +790

    If there was a purge, on that night I would sell multipack cans individually, I would tear the labels off of mattresses, and worst of all I would put recyclables in general waste bins.

    • @poopsiepop4179
      @poopsiepop4179 7 років тому +97

      Patrick O'Ryan You are the reason why the purge doesn't exist, you monster.

    • @lencol583
      @lencol583 7 років тому +77

      H-how do you sleep at night you savage?

    • @quantumwillow2734
      @quantumwillow2734 7 років тому +44

      I would put a bone...
      IN THE COMPOST

    • @astrangeperson745
      @astrangeperson745 7 років тому +35

      you are the bane of humanity.

    • @29unna
      @29unna 7 років тому +2

      Jack Blade you can always do that long as you pay for it imao

  • @Johnny_Sins
    @Johnny_Sins 8 років тому +6759

    Is it just me or if the purge was real I would move to another country?

    • @Danny-ep6fm
      @Danny-ep6fm 8 років тому +474

      or just visit somewhere else durinf the purge

    • @GodWhyM3
      @GodWhyM3 8 років тому +346

      hell yes Canada here I come lol

    • @sillyava7824
      @sillyava7824 8 років тому +210

      +Smith Smithersonn sorry that some people don't want to die

    • @thepeepeepoopooman6238
      @thepeepeepoopooman6238 8 років тому +11

      +AvaChanRblx true

    • @Danny-ep6fm
      @Danny-ep6fm 8 років тому +22

      ***** hm... I have a felling you would say '' Ima purge and then hide and cry the whole nighr

  • @MsScarletwings
    @MsScarletwings 4 роки тому +509

    “For the next 12 hours, all crime will be legal”
    *downloads copyrighted music *

    • @allanfiesta
      @allanfiesta 2 роки тому +2

      same lol

    • @MilnaAlen
      @MilnaAlen 2 роки тому +7

      All the research papers. Share with the world.

    • @ConsensusX
      @ConsensusX День тому

      Lol you need a Purge to do that??

  • @joanneotineru6221
    @joanneotineru6221 7 років тому +3330

    "if the purge was real I would-" no, you would lock your door and hug your cactus to your chest

    • @atanasangeliev
      @atanasangeliev 7 років тому +126

      Or just leave the damn country !!!

    • @TheBookRant
      @TheBookRant 7 років тому +57

      I always wondered that. In Election year foreigners actually come to america to purge, like why wouldn't you just leave the country? Cause the economy is good?

    • @camelorcaramel5732
      @camelorcaramel5732 7 років тому +58

      If the purge was real people wouldn't just go out and kill people like the guy said human decency and shit. Frist purge I'd drugs. Second purge I'd go to vagas and get married a bunch.

    • @peasantlypeasant1986
      @peasantlypeasant1986 7 років тому +24

      Joanne Otineru if the purge was real, and i was guaranteed safety, i would pee on your cactus

    • @joanneotineru6221
      @joanneotineru6221 7 років тому +33

      Peasantly Peasant I never said I had a cactus sir

  • @kimarous
    @kimarous 7 років тому +609

    Every time I think about stories like this, I always wonder: "How does the rest of the world react?" The USA is not an island unto itself - you'd think someone in Europe, Russia, China, let alone the immediate neighbours of Canada and Mexico would either object or exploit the chaos to their benefit. Hell, what about international crimes committed during the Purge? What about potential tourists caught in the crossfire? Does one seriously think the other nations wouldn't raise hell if their own got massacred (literally and otherwise) because of stupid homeland policy?

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 7 років тому +55

      China and USSR killed tons of people for real reasons and not because "lol no law in effect this night". Soviets killed political opponents and criminals that were viewed as harmful to the state. Chinese killed tons of people in a famine as China needed to industrialize quickly and the famine was caused by the inudstiralization.
      So none killed their population just because and purge wouldn't have any good effect on either of the countries.

    • @dimitriskalaras730
      @dimitriskalaras730 2 роки тому +18

      Actually in that universe many European countries seeing the success of the purge in the us wanted to do the same up until the forever purge

    • @andrebryant9847
      @andrebryant9847 2 роки тому +13

      To many Americans other countries and international relations do not exist.

    • @flavio7180
      @flavio7180 2 роки тому +7

      I mean, they wouldn't like It, but it's not like you can actually force America to do something that they don't want to, so there's that.

    • @ANDREW-ck6ro
      @ANDREW-ck6ro 2 роки тому +3

      @Andre Bryant you say that but you clearly get your view of Americans off of some European television show and not actual research

  • @name-du9ty
    @name-du9ty 6 років тому +1379

    Wait.. who’s stopping them from burning down government buildings?

    • @maxrules2161
      @maxrules2161 5 років тому +117

      Default 76
      Probably guards the army or merks

    • @syedharisrehman9263
      @syedharisrehman9263 5 років тому +8

      school

    • @reaperi1202
      @reaperi1202 5 років тому +3

      My Incoherent Ramblings army - wait NO ONE

    • @smugly6793
      @smugly6793 5 років тому +9

      Boss Baby's Dad of course that would stop people. Nobody is going to risk taking on the army just to burn a few buildings

    • @smugly6793
      @smugly6793 5 років тому +1

      Boss Baby's Dad no, they really wouldn’t

  • @kerrid5717
    @kerrid5717 4 роки тому +2084

    Imagine if a student tried to kill their teacher and failed and the next day the teacher is back at school like 👁👄👁

  • @oliverjack5878
    @oliverjack5878 7 років тому +1938

    I would probably just commit tax fraud or something

    • @MrBrown78
      @MrBrown78 7 років тому +66

      oliver jack I would steal a private jet and fly away!(I am a pilot!)

    • @quantumwillow2734
      @quantumwillow2734 7 років тому +155

      I would take a cookie from someone else and eat it in front of them.

    • @MrBrown78
      @MrBrown78 7 років тому +13

      hahahahahahahahahah

    • @hersheygalaxy5530
      @hersheygalaxy5530 7 років тому +33

      WYW so cruel why man why:(

    • @SynisterFour
      @SynisterFour 7 років тому +75

      owww boy we got a bad ass here

  • @fyr3st0rm65
    @fyr3st0rm65 3 роки тому +322

    "Insurance is a nightmare." That's probably an understatement if the purge was real. I don't think insurance could even exist with how much property damage would happen.

    • @iamsinistar8971
      @iamsinistar8971 2 роки тому

      I don't think the economy would be doing so well either given that psychopaths are killing the working class and banks are probably being robbed down to the last penny because they didn't make any rules about bank robbing.

    • @youtubecommenter37
      @youtubecommenter37 2 роки тому

      No. The insurance companies would make a shit ton of money off the purge and charge purge specific surcharges. Only the rich could afford it. The movies explain that security and insurance companies make a ton of money off the purge every year.
      And that leaves the poor to suffer. They’re the ones who get killed and small business owners in poor areas would be screwed. Their businesses would get set on fire or destroyed, making the way for corporations to buy their property for cheap

    • @edbob6463
      @edbob6463 Рік тому +19

      There would be clauses saying, “insurance does not apply to property damaged during March 21st”

    • @texanarchy666
      @texanarchy666 Рік тому

      Yall are so dramatic 😂 nobody's gonna go around rioting just because there's no laws. Morals exist

  • @noviammapping8226
    @noviammapping8226 6 років тому +3018

    How to survive:
    Dress up like a government official
    BAM! Your good.

  • @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec
    @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec 5 років тому +829

    Purge: Exist.
    Creative people: Guess I’ll do my tax

  • @thundertoon1398
    @thundertoon1398 7 років тому +1014

    Kids in the purge world: MOM, LETS GO TO GAMESTOP!!

    • @tabathathompson9042
      @tabathathompson9042 7 років тому +17

      Enderdemonator ya mom lets get gta and mod it to be the purge

    • @frosty2975
      @frosty2975 7 років тому +39

      and mom will be like "I never wanted children, clicks the gun and points at children"

    • @fn-vq7xf
      @fn-vq7xf 7 років тому

      Enderdemonator lol

    • @javascriptsophie4958
      @javascriptsophie4958 7 років тому

      kids:you're trying to kill us punches mom other kid kicks. Mom get's knocked out

    • @Turmanation5
      @Turmanation5 7 років тому

      Fnaf Memes cringe

  • @PencilSticks
    @PencilSticks 8 років тому +325

    If the Purge existed I would probably just steal stuff like 4K computers and monitors and stuff I actually want but can't afford.

    • @PencilSticks
      @PencilSticks 8 років тому +28

      Lelouch Lamberouge I have considered that. I'd probably need to go out with a large group of friends to make sure that we weren't attacked, or could fight back if we were.

    • @tm_ness
      @tm_ness 8 років тому

      That makes sense

    • @PencilSticks
      @PencilSticks 8 років тому +4

      Who says we need real guns? If I got a bunch of cheap but convincing replica guns (several of which I currently own), and got like twenty friends, we could just scare off any smaller group.

    • @user-bq8gd1wj6t
      @user-bq8gd1wj6t 8 років тому +3

      the problem is that the psychos and thugs would get you before you got to the store

    • @momentary_
      @momentary_ 8 років тому +12

      +Adam Whysong You and your friends would have to be idiots to go out with fake guns against murderers with real guns.

  • @aandrewgarciaa_
    @aandrewgarciaa_ 7 років тому +1329

    If the purge was real I'll live in a different country.

  • @ballingerjl1
    @ballingerjl1 4 роки тому +387

    Any crime is legal:
    *takes a water cup and fills it with soda*

  • @yungslyme4341
    @yungslyme4341 8 років тому +572

    what if you were having surgery and the purge started would the doctors just be like "welp im done"

    • @am5ters504
      @am5ters504 8 років тому +91

      Tbh they'd probably stab you in the face as soon as it starts
      I would

    • @chiefbeefsupreme860
      @chiefbeefsupreme860 8 років тому

      +Amy Huang No, you'd be the doctor, but I would be the CEO! AHAHA

    • @yungslyme4341
      @yungslyme4341 8 років тому +16

      +Amy Huang but what if like they just found out about the purge and just found out it was happening (cuz they are stupid dumb) and stab you but then the purge ends would they have to fix the giant gash in your face.

    • @yungslyme4341
      @yungslyme4341 8 років тому

      +Amy Huang oops that was a question meant to have a question mark

    • @am5ters504
      @am5ters504 8 років тому +1

      top hat chainsaw robot dinosaur Lol I can just imagine that

  • @crazgamr6295
    @crazgamr6295 7 років тому +1219

    - Is it a crime to arrest someone for breaking the law during the purge?
    - if I kidnap someone during the purge, can I keep them after the purge is over?
    - if I steal a car, do I have to register it the next day?
    - if I steal someone's identity during the purge, can i stay as that person after the purge is over?
    - if i rape/ get raped during the purge, do i still have my virginity?
    These are very valid questions!!!

    • @thepreciouslcowinvestor8001
      @thepreciouslcowinvestor8001 7 років тому +237

      willistheminecraft
      1) This is going to be considered kidnaping
      2) Yes
      3) I think so
      4) you can do it today too
      5) The virginity is lost during the second the penis enters the vagina

    • @BlackCover95
      @BlackCover95 7 років тому +159

      willistheminecraft
      1) Not a crime since nothing is illegal, but also not technically an arrest.
      2) No. Kidnapping during the Purge isn't illegal, but holding someone against their will afterward is. Slavery is still illegal.
      3) If you steal a car during the Purge, you can't be prosecuted, but that still doesn't make it yours. Having it after the Purge would be illegal.
      4) See 3)
      5) Is virginity even a legal standing? You can't be arrested for crimes committed during the Purge, but social consequences are still in effect.

    • @omarcenteno8356
      @omarcenteno8356 7 років тому +11

      willistheminecraft If it was illegal to arrest someone in the purge you could do it because anything is legal its logic . 👍

    • @mohamedouhibi5389
      @mohamedouhibi5389 7 років тому +20

      mom i kidnapped someone can i keep him?
      i promise ill feed him and clean him and torture him every day :D

    • @aidanfuge2108
      @aidanfuge2108 7 років тому +17

      Virginity isn't real lmao

  • @onepunchgamer2986
    @onepunchgamer2986 7 років тому +677

    I'd Check Out Other People's Mail.

  • @auvlles3753
    @auvlles3753 4 роки тому +658

    If the purge was legit I’d just have a huge shopping spree

    • @rblxduelist
      @rblxduelist 4 роки тому +69

      And be murdered in the process

    • @lsutigers6775
      @lsutigers6775 4 роки тому +40

      If it was real I wouldn’t kill I would just go to stores and rob and get rich

    • @rblxduelist
      @rblxduelist 4 роки тому +25

      @Ipinu Yusuf there would be atleast that 1 hidden psychopath each 2 blocks thats always wanted to kill people just scared of reprocutions. I think you underestimate mental health in this world. The only reason people don't go crazy is because the law enforcement stopping them

    • @missk1697
      @missk1697 3 роки тому +4

      @@rblxduelist Sounds like you believe in totalitarian bullshit

    • @sociallydiseased
      @sociallydiseased 3 роки тому

      same

  • @braxtonwilson6006
    @braxtonwilson6006 7 років тому +129

    The Purge in this day and age: Download movies "technically legally". Force your neighbor to release his wifi password.

    • @alien7244
      @alien7244 7 років тому +6

      Braxton Wilson he could change the password tho

    • @Farenil_Silverhair
      @Farenil_Silverhair 7 років тому +7

      WolfCrew101 then you make him change it again only this time you kill him afterwards

    • @marshmallowmountains4636
      @marshmallowmountains4636 7 років тому +2

      Wolfie6252
      The WiFi will still go down. They are no longer around to pay the internet bill. I dunno what happens after everyone in a house dies, but somebody probably goes in and the stuff is all removed before the next bill is even due. No WiFi anymore.

    • @MrPringles-ww1pd
      @MrPringles-ww1pd 7 років тому

      Sam Hem A

    • @disneyprincessintraining2725
      @disneyprincessintraining2725 7 років тому

      I would steal food from my favorite fast food restaurants.

  • @knivesmillions2913
    @knivesmillions2913 8 років тому +208

    Imagine Batman or The Punisher in the Purge. Man that would be a good story.

    • @RuSosan
      @RuSosan 8 років тому +1

      +Knives Millions Neither one really needs the purge to do what they do anyway.
      :D

    • @yowanttogoskateboards4456
      @yowanttogoskateboards4456 8 років тому +10

      Batman, robin, and batgirl would go around Gotham stopping citizens with guns.

    • @vantave9946
      @vantave9946 8 років тому

      OMG YES

    • @WingedSoda
      @WingedSoda 8 років тому +23

      I feel like that premise is covered in the last 2 Arkham games haha.

    • @jensen4993
      @jensen4993 8 років тому +5

      Gotham basically is the purge

  • @bozo7769
    @bozo7769 6 років тому +2993

    *if crime was legal, I'd drive without a seatbelt*

    • @mwbgaming28
      @mwbgaming28 5 років тому +107

      Enjoy dying when you crash and remember that EMS is unavailable for the night

    • @blindfox7613
      @blindfox7613 5 років тому +58

      No that's terrible rob a bank to something

    • @Bruvvy107
      @Bruvvy107 5 років тому +49

      *the horror*

    • @bradleyschlarb2549
      @bradleyschlarb2549 5 років тому +40

      Whoa, slow down there Charles Manson.....

    • @Boooooooooo541
      @Boooooooooo541 5 років тому +15

      ricky spanish that’s fucked up

  • @galaxymew5138
    @galaxymew5138 5 років тому +148

    If the Purge was real:
    Me: * stealing as many Nintendo video games and snacks from Wal-Mart as I can *

    • @marksteve9247
      @marksteve9247 5 років тому +2

      Wow you bet me to it! Lol
      I'll just take me a free Ferrari and a whirly for myself. Maybe a hoverboard as well with some Air Force Ones, i want ro look good😃.👍

    • @galaxymew5138
      @galaxymew5138 5 років тому +2

      @@marksteve9247
      XD I'd steal a DeLorean!

    • @taistealai5523
      @taistealai5523 4 роки тому

      I'd steal some food

    • @shaunyjimenez9637
      @shaunyjimenez9637 2 роки тому

      I'd def steal a huge boat and leave to Cambodia

  • @tsubasawokudasai3473
    @tsubasawokudasai3473 7 років тому +448

    If the purge was real, I would cry and hide.....

    • @megag52
      @megag52 7 років тому

      oh you be dead

    • @isabellaclark4475
      @isabellaclark4475 7 років тому +1

      Stephanie Pao I would just move to South Korea 😂

    • @bucketlists291
      @bucketlists291 7 років тому +1

      Make sure you go to Busan in case of a riot of insane lunatics.

    • @ventingoreos6843
      @ventingoreos6843 7 років тому +1

      Sol Commando at least your honest

    • @nickplayzgames7479
      @nickplayzgames7479 7 років тому +1

      Actually either way all innocence like us would be gone, even you. Not because we all are losing a bit of confidence everyday.

  • @ILLAILLS
    @ILLAILLS 8 років тому +335

    Screw murdering. I'm hitting up GameStop lol

    • @emachine310
      @emachine310 8 років тому +21

      them motha fuckas owe me

    • @eatmykidsbitxh
      @eatmykidsbitxh 8 років тому +6

      I coming with ya!!!

    • @ILLAILLS
      @ILLAILLS 8 років тому +6

      +emachine310 on life. They've been purging us for years lol

    • @mcdick3065
      @mcdick3065 8 років тому +4

      +TheNuttyVegan No explosives, did you even watch the video?

    • @keithwoodard5320
      @keithwoodard5320 8 років тому

      I will be right behind you

  • @calamrcs1888
    @calamrcs1888 5 років тому +591

    “ all crime is legal for 12 hours”
    Me: *borrows library books and doesn’t return them*

    • @nessa1182
      @nessa1182 4 роки тому +20

      Well technically it’s stealing them then if ur not returning it

    • @vilxerr3554
      @vilxerr3554 4 роки тому +2

      :o wow

    • @huskyamber6524
      @huskyamber6524 4 роки тому +8

      Me "borrowing" teslas

    • @ledezmacinema6675
      @ledezmacinema6675 4 роки тому +28

      Well it only last like a day so you’ll have to pay for the books after the purge

  • @KeepCalmContemplateYourChoices
    @KeepCalmContemplateYourChoices 4 роки тому +121

    If the purge actually happened, the weeks prior to the Purge would be the best air-travel companies have ever seen.

    • @OR56
      @OR56 Рік тому +8

      Hundreds of thousands fleeing America and thousands of wackos coming INTO America so that can have their fun little crime spree.

  • @EverythingandNothingTV
    @EverythingandNothingTV 8 років тому +1221

    what about the people in the hospitals would all the people in the hospital just be left to die

    • @BlueBellRx
      @BlueBellRx 8 років тому +288

      Guess so

    • @castguy3969
      @castguy3969 8 років тому +49

      Correct but though the purge actually reflect on us the innocent dude we are basically targets dude we have any idea what the purge was made to do, it was made to eliminate the poor and the innocent which made the rules even harder for the innocent we can't even contact any emergency numbers

    • @duesalbladesinger7900
      @duesalbladesinger7900 8 років тому +32

      +i only made dis channel to comment i dont need no subs
      The reverse psychology in your name is powerful indeed.

    • @BlueBellRx
      @BlueBellRx 8 років тому +25

      +Duesal Bladesinger its not reverse just dont sub to me .NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING NO DONT PRESS THAT BUTTON NOOOO

    • @mr.bantman8189
      @mr.bantman8189 8 років тому +1

      yep.

  • @romko4496
    @romko4496 8 років тому +407

    What if the Purge Was Real? #youcanthideforeverbieber

    • @theirongiantbigdawg
      @theirongiantbigdawg 8 років тому

      Lol

    • @BlueBellRx
      @BlueBellRx 8 років тому +16

      Lets just say bieber might wanna be a little careful if the purge happens because i will kill him first

    • @waffleoverlord5131
      @waffleoverlord5131 8 років тому

      +i only made dis channel to comment i dont need no subs .., I'm gonna sub to you

    • @Danny-ep6fm
      @Danny-ep6fm 8 років тому

      +i only made dis channel to comment i dont need no subs u have more subs then me

    • @MrMinevision1
      @MrMinevision1 8 років тому

      +Rom Ko LOOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOOLLOLOOLOLKLLOLOOL

  • @easypickens13
    @easypickens13 8 років тому +262

    I think the purge would make an awesome video game if done right

    • @desertsn0wball
      @desertsn0wball 8 років тому +18

      basically GTA

    • @easypickens13
      @easypickens13 8 років тому +1

      +desertsn0wball like gta, but more intense

    • @smackedinthejaw
      @smackedinthejaw 8 років тому +3

      Dunno whether you've heard of a fairly recent game named 'Hatred'. It is likely about as close as we will get to an all out 'Purge' game. I doubt that a game where reckless violence and brutal murder of innocents is not met with any form of law retaliation would ever be green-lighted and published. The only real feasible way for the game to be released, was if you were playing a Frank Grillo type role i.e protecting an innocent and only harming violent and armed Purgers

    • @Kingbaylei
      @Kingbaylei 8 років тому

      +smackedinthejaw You kill and Rob innocent people in GTA v. Having an arc around killing innocent people wouldn't be against the law or frowned upon. Do you even video game? idiots

    • @BigHairyFenian
      @BigHairyFenian 8 років тому +2

      More like Manhunt.

  • @santions
    @santions 4 роки тому +885

    People in 2019: What if the Purge was real?
    People in 2020: Oh boy.

    • @kuyanatnatdkrx7
      @kuyanatnatdkrx7 4 роки тому +87

      The Purge 5: Black Lives Matter

    • @Rich-sm3ho
      @Rich-sm3ho 4 роки тому +42

      kuyanatnatdkrx7 The Purge 6 : Blue Lives Matter

    • @WanderingLoner1
      @WanderingLoner1 4 роки тому +30

      The purge 7: All lives matter
      Yeah jokes aside :/

    • @TheSilentWalkerz
      @TheSilentWalkerz 4 роки тому +24

      CHAZ Seatle literally the area where the first purge is being conducted.

    • @ProbablyNL
      @ProbablyNL 4 роки тому +20

      PURGE 8 NO LIVES MATTER

  • @lonelypizzaslice4845
    @lonelypizzaslice4845 7 років тому +299

    id just steal everything out of an apple store, then after the purge sell it all and make a ton of money....

    • @megag52
      @megag52 7 років тому +26

      high risk high reward

    • @mayabellow4643
      @mayabellow4643 7 років тому +1

      Serene Wood Nah Apple and Gamestop.

    • @lonelypizzaslice4845
      @lonelypizzaslice4845 7 років тому

      Maya Bellow yeeess

    • @mikes5637
      @mikes5637 7 років тому +5

      Serene Wood But then you'd be guilty of selling stolen goods if you did it after 7:01 am on March 22nd.

    • @lonelypizzaslice4845
      @lonelypizzaslice4845 7 років тому +2

      mikes5637 i think how it works is if you steal anything during the purge it becomes your own property, and it is then legal to sell it, but i'm not sure..

  • @AlternateHistoryHub
    @AlternateHistoryHub  8 років тому +796

    This is a mini-video. Part 3 is coming out later this week, no worries.

    • @therealdgh13
      @therealdgh13 8 років тому +13

      +AlternateHistoryHub Phew
      Love the channel, by the way.
      Never has there been an alternate history series produced this well.

    • @therealdgh13
      @therealdgh13 8 років тому +2

      +AlternateHistoryHub Phew
      Love the channel, by the way.
      Never has there been an alternate history series produced this well.
      Also, I love the "Axis Wins The War" scenario, especially the minuscule details of Alt-Nazi life.

    • @InquisitorThomas
      @InquisitorThomas 8 років тому +4

      Can you do a what if Battle Royale was real?

    • @LordOfCharisma
      @LordOfCharisma 8 років тому +1

      nice to see movie/gaming histories

    • @hamzaasad8407
      @hamzaasad8407 8 років тому +2

      +AlternateHistoryHub Can you do what would happen if the indian partition never occured?

  • @diablo2706
    @diablo2706 7 років тому +510

    Wait
    If you can comment crimes
    But there are rules
    And breaking them is a crime
    But crime is legal
    Does that mean I can break them?

  • @projectnetwork8x8x8_4
    @projectnetwork8x8x8_4 4 роки тому +56

    everything is legal for 12 hours
    me: naruto runs into area 51

    • @iThiink
      @iThiink 3 роки тому

      You would die..

  • @Joseph_eterr
    @Joseph_eterr 6 років тому +390

    Then I would go to Canada every March

    • @thewingedhussars8394
      @thewingedhussars8394 5 років тому +39

      Then every March our tourism would be through the roof!

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 5 років тому +5

      @@thewingedhussars8394 Hello me.

    • @dipdop9734
      @dipdop9734 5 років тому +17

      In Canada, our purge would be limited to not paying for Tim Hortons coffee, and not apologizing

    • @brooklynrose8751
      @brooklynrose8751 5 років тому +1

      @@dipdop9734 lol so true!!!!

    • @lad7436
      @lad7436 5 років тому +7

      I'd do nothing.
      If I was American I'd stop being American.
      I'd move to a country that takes in Americans who suprise suprise don't want to be legally murdered and or raped.
      America would become a 3rd world nation but really the President and everyone involved would straight up go to prison.
      I like yo imagine that after the Election Year movie the people involved are gonna be executed.

  • @dooodelss9065
    @dooodelss9065 6 років тому +713

    I bet there would be very little killers. Most people would just loot

    • @liliana865
      @liliana865 6 років тому

      DoooDELS S jimin?

    • @Asdfghjkl-md8hu
      @Asdfghjkl-md8hu 6 років тому

      Shrek ? fkoff

    • @Kuokino23
      @Kuokino23 6 років тому +15

      yeah but what if those killers was smart like setting up traps just kill people. Even a single murderer would kill many and beside if other neighbour countries try to assinated civilian well even worst.

    • @guso.2587
      @guso.2587 5 років тому +1

      yeah. m e

    • @alexjv1370
      @alexjv1370 5 років тому +11

      Yeah honestly killing people would be too dangerous and wasting that valuable looting time

  • @nevercaughtslippin
    @nevercaughtslippin 7 років тому +790

    If the purge was real I would rip the tag off my mattress that say do not rip off or you face fines and jail time.

    • @diothedog9832
      @diothedog9832 7 років тому +67

      nevercaughtslippin if the purge was real i would plan a hiest to rob gamestop >:)

    • @Jeffplayz-cl3pv
      @Jeffplayz-cl3pv 7 років тому +12

      nevercaughtslippin Black Friday to the extreme

    • @thomaskhan2933
      @thomaskhan2933 7 років тому +24

      What a rebel

    • @NickNieves112
      @NickNieves112 7 років тому +15

      nevercaughtslippin Those tags say the store cannot remove them but it is perfectly legal and even recommended the consumer does. They're even perforated.

    • @shmooveyea
      @shmooveyea 7 років тому +11

      That tag is just for the person selling the mattress...You're supposed to take it off once home, lol.

  • @mouse6930
    @mouse6930 5 років тому +491

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    9 year olds: steal credit cards for v-bucks

    • @BoMwarriorVlog
      @BoMwarriorVlog 5 років тому +7

      👏👏 Seriously. Even most teenagers wouldn't be so dumb in the comments. 😒

    • @argenisguerrero5028
      @argenisguerrero5028 5 років тому +2

      Lol I'm 9 I would do dat to younke and kill donlode troupe

    • @sunnydays664
      @sunnydays664 4 роки тому +6

      *I'm a nine year I would go to the store and steal donuts*

    • @olderaccounnt
      @olderaccounnt 4 роки тому +4

      I'm a nine year old myself and that's pure stupid.

    • @hellou0007
      @hellou0007 4 роки тому +4

      @@olderaccounnt Same. These other 9 year olds are kinda stupid. But not you

  • @XxInfinityxXTimer
    @XxInfinityxXTimer 8 років тому +185

    My friend used his speaker and played the The Purge - Announcement and everyone in my class including me started freaking out. In the end it was just a prank

    • @muaythaisaro3175
      @muaythaisaro3175 8 років тому +3

      well how would you fall for something like that its laa that needs to be oassed therefore you wouldve being informed way before anything is at play even i knew that zhe i was 10

    • @muaythaisaro3175
      @muaythaisaro3175 8 років тому +1

      and im technically paisa

    • @XxInfinityxXTimer
      @XxInfinityxXTimer 8 років тому +7

      because i never ever watch the movie purge before so i don't even know its real or fake. Same goes to everyone in my class we know what the purge all about but we never had seen the movie before

    • @ciarahardie3169
      @ciarahardie3169 8 років тому +1

      Savage

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 8 років тому +11

      Do the Saw Guy next. :P "Hello...would you like to play a game?"

  • @christopherwilliams7845
    @christopherwilliams7845 8 років тому +350

    Here's 5 possible alternates:
    What if France won the Franco-Prussian War?
    What if the 1848 revolutions were successful?
    What if Germany won WWI? (non-Schlieffan plan, probably no America)
    What if the Crusades were a success?
    What if the Constitution never replaced the Articles of Confederation?

    • @flatsun2132
      @flatsun2132 8 років тому +3

      +Kaiser Chris hmm I like the what if the crusades where a succes i mean they where a succes at driving off the islamic forces but what if they conquerd back Turkey and Israel ? no ISIS ? World Peace ?

    • @therealjlil
      @therealjlil 8 років тому

      +Fábio Vanelli (FVanelli) buckle up u perfect human being

    • @dt7353
      @dt7353 8 років тому

      that last one, to me, would be the most interesting.

    • @AndrewRusherLDS
      @AndrewRusherLDS 8 років тому +1

      +Kaiser Chris What if the Constitution never replaced the Articles of Confederation? The president becomes a powerless face like today, congress is disbanded because they have little say, the supreme court would deal with issues between the states, less war because every state would have to consent to war & a new Articles of Confederation made to put in the changes needed

    • @LiveWire276
      @LiveWire276 8 років тому

      What if the Byzantine Empire never fell in 1453?

  • @eixeon395
    @eixeon395 8 років тому +714

    I'd go on Disneys website, without my parents permissions

  • @eegymnastics2429
    @eegymnastics2429 4 роки тому +763

    What if the world got so overpopulated they actually decided to go through with this ? 🤔

    • @maans9936
      @maans9936 4 роки тому +27

      Kinda rn

    • @monte0907
      @monte0907 4 роки тому +45

      Welp Canada here I come

    • @jamesduffy7549
      @jamesduffy7549 4 роки тому +62

      Wouldn't work for population control, even if they would do it

    • @danmy1426
      @danmy1426 4 роки тому +21

      @@Jo-nb9eb bruh they will come your a bigger target with more money

    • @Jo-nb9eb
      @Jo-nb9eb 4 роки тому +1

      the hobo :3 no have you seen the first movie

  • @Moonlight-pk4nb
    @Moonlight-pk4nb 7 років тому +441

    If the purge was real
    Me:mom drive me to the candy store

    • @waterdoggo4998
      @waterdoggo4998 6 років тому +2

      No lolis would be legal,I guess you'd be happy judging by ur pfp.

    • @sorasarielcl
      @sorasarielcl 6 років тому +13

      Yeah.. With psychopaths that has guns and shit on the road. Good luck on getting there

    • @guso.2587
      @guso.2587 5 років тому +2

      Drive yourself! all crime is legal

    • @asylnn
      @asylnn 5 років тому +3

      lOoKs LiKe Ur NoT gEttIng GoOd dEnTal HealTh

    • @KayLee-pn1eo
      @KayLee-pn1eo 5 років тому +8

      If the purge was real
      Me: *calls best friend* Hey, we still on for tonight?
      Friend: HELL YEAH
      Me & Friend: *goes to pet store, robs all animals and food*

  • @Elliandr
    @Elliandr 7 років тому +197

    The funny thing about the 1% is that if you kill off the bottom 99% there's just a recalculated ratio of what the top 1% represents. Furthermore, with less people in which to trade goods, that money you have is worth less.

    • @Arkiasis
      @Arkiasis 7 років тому +33

      And who the hell is going to work for the 1% as well now? Walmart would just instantly lose a bunch of its employees and even for minimum wage workers, replacing them all is still costly.

    • @jcxmotor5
      @jcxmotor5 7 років тому +3

      Less people mean wages go up, due to a less competitive market

    • @ottersaurus
      @ottersaurus 7 років тому +6

      Not really supplies and demand would actually make them earn less.

    • @stevenc.6502
      @stevenc.6502 2 роки тому

      Isn't it more likely that it would be the top 1% who get targeted? And if they hire people to protect them, those armed guards could just kill their employers during the Purge. Remember, all crime is legal that day.

    • @Elliandr
      @Elliandr 2 роки тому +4

      @@stevenc.6502 The advantage of being in the top 1% is that you can afford things like bunkers or vacations to countries with different laws or bunkers in safer countries. Even if, in practice, you could target the wealthy it's not likely to succeed unless they are the type to partake in the event themselves.
      Plus, in real life, most people aren't interested in theft or murder. It's why we have social contracts to prohibit such behavior. If a group of politicians actually legalized such things they wouldn't be representing the majority opinion.
      It's only in situations of extreme poverty or supply shortages that people act out and even then it's only to survive. For example, I recall a case of armed robbery where, when the guy realized how little cash was kept in the drawer he gave it back and apologized. Then he explained his child will die without an expensive medical procedure and that's why he did it. That's the kind of motivation most would have to actually participate and that would make the property of the wealthy potential targets, but since these are usually otherwise good people they aren't likely to be very violent.
      There would be some people who would take advantage of the situation who would be violent, but chances are high that these types of people would die very quickly robbing the wrong person. Heck, if all crime is legal, then it means the rich could install auto firing turrets which is otherwise illegal.
      In any case I'm inclined to believe that not only would the upper 1% be able to remove themselves from the situation, but they'd have defenses most wouldn't which would make them less likely to be targeted.

  • @darkmoon4311
    @darkmoon4311 8 років тому +179

    if the purge was real i would not listen to my mom when she tells me to clean my room

  • @6_chantel765
    @6_chantel765 5 років тому +325

    If the purge was real... I wouldn't do anything because I live in the UK

  • @ethanjoseph2769
    @ethanjoseph2769 7 років тому +200

    How are they going to stop people from using explosives?

    • @TheCsel
      @TheCsel 7 років тому +28

      apache gunships

    • @dj32323
      @dj32323 7 років тому +2

      Whats stopping people from escaping jail in the purge?

    • @ethanjoseph2769
      @ethanjoseph2769 7 років тому

      Dion Johnson Nothing in the slightest.

    • @tarikislam9366
      @tarikislam9366 7 років тому

      Master of Espionage
      explode the users

    • @madelyntoday7093
      @madelyntoday7093 7 років тому

      Considering there's no policemen on duty that day I don't see what's going to stop people from using explosives and you know that the people doing it are going to wear masks. Heck, someone will probably design purge suits for those that want to participate.

  • @markanine562
    @markanine562 8 років тому +615

    I'd only look one way before crossing the street

    • @wentan7
      @wentan7 8 років тому +8

      when hitting the hit button, make sure to hit it an even amount of times.

    • @markanine562
      @markanine562 8 років тому

      +Wen Tan yeah xD

    • @bella-ux5iy
      @bella-ux5iy 8 років тому +7

      Thug life

    • @markanine562
      @markanine562 8 років тому

      +Fishy Gold X3

    • @badrluai
      @badrluai 8 років тому +1

      I'd look half way #TugLyfe

  • @CoolG97
    @CoolG97 8 років тому +627

    In the Purge a man talks about killing his boss, how does he expect to get paid after that.

    • @TheSinai1234
      @TheSinai1234 8 років тому +47

      and what if he's unsuccessful and or the boss hears the radio and fires him ahahah.

    • @SelfProclaimedEmperor
      @SelfProclaimedEmperor 8 років тому +19

      Once he kills his boss, he takes all his bosses money and items that he can carry, duh.

    • @michaelh1603
      @michaelh1603 8 років тому +3

      Then he would kill his boss next year

    • @michaelh1603
      @michaelh1603 8 років тому +3

      Or old boss

    • @Stuart267
      @Stuart267 8 років тому +5

      There's a really funny parody about the movie called The Day After The Purge. This comment just reminded me

  • @C-OCEAN
    @C-OCEAN 4 роки тому +14

    Purges in movies:brutally killing eacother
    In real life: *illegally downloads minecraft, steals flat screen tvs and lies about paying taxes*

  • @battle4feildgaming963
    @battle4feildgaming963 6 років тому +639

    Wouldn’t immigrants be able to enter the u.s legally since it’s is not illegal. Just saying

    • @BayPppp123
      @BayPppp123 6 років тому +45

      Classic in fact that’s not true once you step on American soil, you have the same rights as any other American

    • @BayPppp123
      @BayPppp123 6 років тому +22

      Classic they won’t get to them because they didn’t have to provide any identification to get in. My guess there would be someone white hill billy lookin mother fuckers waiting near the border to shoot them once they cross, then again this is all fiction

    • @mcbadrobotvoice8155
      @mcbadrobotvoice8155 5 років тому +6

      Why would they it’s a death trap

    • @TumblinWeeds
      @TumblinWeeds 5 років тому +22

      I think the us would be trying to immigrate to Mexico on purge day not the other way around lol

    • @quaquack669
      @quaquack669 5 років тому +3

      @@TumblinWeeds except Mexico is the purge every single day lmao

  • @BlackKnightsCommander
    @BlackKnightsCommander 8 років тому +330

    Just go to Mexico. You can get 365 days of no laws, 366 on leap years.

    • @GojiruMaximus
      @GojiruMaximus 8 років тому +24

      Fuck off Lelouch, you couldn't even save Shirley

    • @joshyposhy727
      @joshyposhy727 8 років тому +1

      lol

    • @hokagecuh
      @hokagecuh 8 років тому +1

      +Lelouch Vi Britannia (Zero) only if you have power and money

    • @GojiruMaximus
      @GojiruMaximus 8 років тому

      +Ben Cook you know nothing about crime, you were at the most peaceful place in Mexico. (I live there so I have experience)

    • @BlackKnightsCommander
      @BlackKnightsCommander 8 років тому

      code name: LoneWolf Same here. Chihuahua and Sonora are both the shittiest places I've lived in.

  • @coolbones9709
    @coolbones9709 7 років тому +752

    I would make a hack for free Robux

    • @Liam.Carrari
      @Liam.Carrari 5 років тому +3

      cool bones lol

    • @Liam.Carrari
      @Liam.Carrari 5 років тому +2

      cool bones what’s ur ro name

    • @Yung_Hefty
      @Yung_Hefty 5 років тому +5

      Count me in

    • @Yung_Hefty
      @Yung_Hefty 5 років тому

      Liam 2 Bosse - you gonna join us?

    • @jeux2322
      @jeux2322 5 років тому +2

      Mario The Dog wow little kids and roblox lol

  • @mcbadrobotvoice8155
    @mcbadrobotvoice8155 5 років тому +90

    If the purge was real I would commit tax fraud on my boat house that I bought with all my tax money.

    • @largol33t1
      @largol33t1 4 роки тому +3

      Wouldn't work. The IRS will then send the tax form telling you to pay up within 24 hours or get a huge fine.

    • @Sbflls
      @Sbflls 4 роки тому +4

      largol33t1 bruh

    • @CausticSpace
      @CausticSpace 3 роки тому +6

      @@largol33t1 “I’m crazy enough to go up against Batman, but the IRS? Noooooo thank you!” - Joker

  • @jordangodfrey1693
    @jordangodfrey1693 7 років тому +147

    ''for one night, everything is legal''
    watches movies online

    • @veerenthakkar2581
      @veerenthakkar2581 6 років тому +8

      This person gets life.

    • @xaura47
      @xaura47 6 років тому +2

      I'd take a camera into a theater and pirate a movie like a *boss*

    • @gabyr.883
      @gabyr.883 6 років тому

      LamboGalaxy 420 nerd crimes

  • @veylook
    @veylook 8 років тому +218

    Here's some ideas
    What if the Japan never bombed Pearl Harbor?
    What if the British Empire never fell?
    World War Z scenario
    What if gunpowder was never made?
    What if the Qing dynasty never fell?
    What if the Mongols never existed?
    What if GTA 5 was real?
    What if the The Republic of China won the Chinese Civil War?

    • @knightoftheunholyapple9931
      @knightoftheunholyapple9931 8 років тому +4

      For #1 the US would probably do some more stuff to Japan to get them to attack, like what they already did, such as the embargo.

    • @foodforthought5890
      @foodforthought5890 8 років тому +14

      +KnightOfTheUnholyApple Fuck off they were slaughtering millions in china prior to war.

    • @veylook
      @veylook 8 років тому +1

      Billy Sing Isn't that pretty obvious?

    • @foodforthought5890
      @foodforthought5890 8 років тому +5

      Yin Look apparently not

    • @veylook
      @veylook 8 років тому +1

      Billy Sing Why?

  • @johnnycedillo78
    @johnnycedillo78 8 років тому +247

    If the purge was real I would drive around the streets with my headlights on high beam

    • @Jay-yw2md
      @Jay-yw2md 8 років тому +11

      Solo swag

    • @AlexMCadventures
      @AlexMCadventures 8 років тому +4

      I broke your cars headlights

    • @AlexMCadventures
      @AlexMCadventures 8 років тому

      wow

    • @jamie2680
      @jamie2680 8 років тому +1

      It's real 😂 if you look up " where is the purge" and on UA-cam if you look up " THE PURGE IN LOUISVILLE KENTEKY" so if you live in America Philadelphia
      You ard

    • @Neighman
      @Neighman 8 років тому +2

      +Malauto I survived the Louisville purge

  • @tylah8217
    @tylah8217 4 роки тому +24

    Him: there are only two rules
    Also him: lists four rules

  • @keithgermain3805
    @keithgermain3805 8 років тому +676

    if the purge was real i would wear my bathing suit in the shower 👌

    • @s4ujcd
      @s4ujcd 8 років тому +34

      +Keith Germain   You're fucking sick, maaaaan!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @keithgermain3805
      @keithgermain3805 8 років тому +1

      +s4ujcd lol

    • @analdestruction5818
      @analdestruction5818 8 років тому +118

      If It were real I would sign up on Club Penguin
      WITHOUT MY PARENTS PERMISSION

    • @fieldy409
      @fieldy409 8 років тому +14

      +Randomizer :3 "damn shes not naked, now I cant rape her. Oh well."

    • @marinfernandez3057
      @marinfernandez3057 8 років тому

      +steven martinez wtf

  • @michaelbme1983
    @michaelbme1983 8 років тому +442

    If crime was legal for 12 hours on one day of the year, I would download lots of music without paying for it!

  • @HonkyCatto
    @HonkyCatto 7 років тому +335

    me on the purge: .....right, I need to get to game stop

    • @sindrimyr4389
      @sindrimyr4389 7 років тому

      kaname kurosaki well depending on where you live you can try dumpster diving there in real life

    • @Kidradd66
      @Kidradd66 7 років тому +4

      and get shot by psychos and thugs. Impossible to loot on Purge Night.

    • @sunbeam5744
      @sunbeam5744 7 років тому

      kaname kurosaki the earth dragon slayer yup, then head to get a better computer.

    • @HonkyCatto
      @HonkyCatto 7 років тому +3

      Shana Mcfarland I don't use pc for gaming so there wouldn't be much point......actually I could sell them and get money after the purge

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 7 років тому

      but Plastic isnt gonna Help OR do you have that 1.000 Dollar Worth Bin that makes autoff Plastic and Aluminium Oil and Lyquid?

  • @ADMusic1999
    @ADMusic1999 4 роки тому +10

    I was wondering why this was recommended to me now. Then I heard "people would bunker down and streets would be empty."

  • @RebeccaJ720
    @RebeccaJ720 7 років тому +78

    I felt the idea of a Purge is amazing but I couldn't take the films as seriously for having the story set in the US, I feel it would've been best the writers created a fictional country, modeling only *some* things from America, that would've been interesting. Also if this was set in a fictional place, it'll be easier for international viewers to connect. Because I'm sure people outside the States were probably like:
    Movie: Blessed be our New Founding Fathers, and America, a nation reborn.
    Non-Americans: Teehee I live in Sweden.

  • @Fred-vb4fz
    @Fred-vb4fz 8 років тому +605

    0:36 middle guy looks like kylo ren

  • @SupraKooper
    @SupraKooper 8 років тому +196

    4:45~ What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.
    *shoots myself in the foot* Didn't kill me. I'm stronger. Progress!
    *Shoots myself in the foot again* Didn't kill me. I'm stronger. Progress!
    Repeat every year.

    • @knightoftheunholyapple9931
      @knightoftheunholyapple9931 8 років тому +6

      Cuts off leg! Makes me strong! For 50 years I cut off leg and get stronger everytime!

    • @coolcitydude123
      @coolcitydude123 8 років тому +5

      That saying was never intended to be taking literally, it is a figure if speech

    • @SupraKooper
      @SupraKooper 8 років тому +2

      Brandon Persaud ....That's the point,Sherlock.

    • @BigGamer2525
      @BigGamer2525 8 років тому +6

      +Supra Kooper sorry, your sarcasm was too good to know for sure.
      Ironically you shot yourself in the foot with that :P

    • @austin62halo
      @austin62halo 8 років тому

      Until your leg is just gone

  • @dareyltech8093
    @dareyltech8093 4 роки тому +83

    Let's be honest,who came here because protesting and riost?

    • @lsutigers6775
      @lsutigers6775 4 роки тому +4

      Me 😁

    • @666.xoxo33
      @666.xoxo33 4 роки тому +2

      Me but also because the clown purge that might happen on October 31st-

    • @ella6659
      @ella6659 3 роки тому

      @@666.xoxo33 WHAT
      I’VE NOT HEARD ABOUT THAT WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT !!!!

    • @cartermccauley7352
      @cartermccauley7352 3 роки тому

      @@666.xoxo33 it didn’t happen

    • @666.xoxo33
      @666.xoxo33 3 роки тому

      @@cartermccauley7352 yeah I know,It seems they were lying,._., sorta hoped tho

  • @dongerp678
    @dongerp678 8 років тому +126

    If the purge was real then everyone would leave America during that time, or just leave America

    • @nasonbudkhunthong6454
      @nasonbudkhunthong6454 8 років тому

      But what if everyone trying to get out were sent back or killed?

    • @dongerp678
      @dongerp678 8 років тому

      +Totally not random Skits and Shorts (Yomama) as I said, just don't live in America then

    • @nasonbudkhunthong6454
      @nasonbudkhunthong6454 8 років тому +1

      LH Legend What if some people couldn't leave? Couldn't afford plane tickets, no cars, ETC.?

    • @dongerp678
      @dongerp678 8 років тому

      +Totally not random Skits and Shorts (Yomama) not my problem

    • @nasonbudkhunthong6454
      @nasonbudkhunthong6454 8 років тому

      LH Legend But you wrote "everyone"

  • @idontlikehumaninteraction9906
    @idontlikehumaninteraction9906 7 років тому +541

    Nope. All stores during the purge are stripped of everything, banks money is secured in bunkers and mercanaries can be hired to gaurd various other properties

    • @AfroBoiYT
      @AfroBoiYT 7 років тому +52

      ScoobDog ScoobDog well we better get there on the first.
      Find a hiding place in the store. wait till the purge siren goes off. if they get shipped away, sneak in the truck. but get something to block the door from shutting, then grab the food/Jewelry/Shoes then make a leap of faith out the truck and hope you're in a familiar area instead of ending up in Mexico.
      But if it's not shipped, then grab and GTFO

    • @acerenalds9464
      @acerenalds9464 7 років тому +34

      Small business can't afford that, or what if it's something tan arcade where moving stuff is a nighter but still can be looted

    • @Kevin-qr4bl
      @Kevin-qr4bl 7 років тому +17

      well shit

    • @kitbracadabra
      @kitbracadabra 7 років тому

      SHIT

    • @Jrookus
      @Jrookus 2 роки тому +9

      Only mega corporations can afford to do that. The average small business can’t.

  • @conbro0985
    @conbro0985 5 років тому +3139

    Any and all crime is legal.
    Proceeds to illegally download minecraft

  • @korprikall9000
    @korprikall9000 5 років тому +79

    I would take 3 vitamin gummies, instead of 1 if the purge starts 😎

  • @TheNightWatcher1385
    @TheNightWatcher1385 8 років тому +305

    My birthday is March 21st....What a birthday that would be.

  • @deliawhite7119
    @deliawhite7119 7 років тому +313

    "No killing High ranking government officials" that changES EVERYTHING

    • @erinm2241
      @erinm2241 7 років тому +12

      DIIIIIIIIE TRUMP!

    • @jeetsupa4362
      @jeetsupa4362 7 років тому +11

      They probably travel out of country.

    • @ArezDjinn
      @ArezDjinn 7 років тому +1

      Kill all the 1%.

    • @ina7971
      @ina7971 7 років тому +6

      In the movie they were all sitting in some sort of super safe bunker thingy

    • @thecupidstunt
      @thecupidstunt 7 років тому +4

      But. But how would we kill Trump

  • @MrPatoPotato
    @MrPatoPotato 7 років тому +1563

    All crime is legal...
    I'll sleep 1 second past my bedtime...

    • @succubastard1019
      @succubastard1019 7 років тому +140

      You monster.

    • @nothisispatrick7799
      @nothisispatrick7799 7 років тому +104

      Pato Potato how dare you

    • @johnhandzlik659
      @johnhandzlik659 7 років тому +93

      YOU are the truly evil

    • @EldritchErik94
      @EldritchErik94 7 років тому +85

      Pato Potato I hope you spend the rest of your life in solitary confinement, you evil monster.

    • @lexi8804
      @lexi8804 7 років тому +58

      Pato Potato burn in hell you sicko, disgusting

  • @SolidMetal8718
    @SolidMetal8718 4 роки тому +30

    Minneapolis right now May 31, hours ago... Yeah, it's kinda happening.

  • @fordgalaxiefanclub7733
    @fordgalaxiefanclub7733 7 років тому +125

    If the purge was real I would cheat in Kahoot

    • @ThePrimalEarth
      @ThePrimalEarth 7 років тому +5

      thats a thing? but you have like 30 seconds to answer

    • @WidS1lson
      @WidS1lson 7 років тому +13

      same. but i'd probably rage quit and Kashoot up the school

    • @zanexoxo5151
      @zanexoxo5151 6 років тому +1

      OOOH MY GAWD

    • @donkeykong4983
      @donkeykong4983 6 років тому +1

      WidSilson OMG THAT WAS SO CLEVER WTF

    • @asylnn
      @asylnn 5 років тому

      nO

  • @antiagerestriction7114
    @antiagerestriction7114 6 років тому +151

    I’d just move to Canada or Mexico for a few days

  • @what8139
    @what8139 7 років тому +84

    Well there wouldn't be as much murder as there is in the movie most likely there would be a lot more looting, assault, robbery and vandalism (ye there might be murder but barely)

  • @ackvoneuan4561
    @ackvoneuan4561 5 років тому +42

    If the purge was real then we could storm area 51

  • @LaValley2x
    @LaValley2x 7 років тому +648

    Honestly I think I'd just rob GameStop and get some fried chicken

    • @slweepy1980
      @slweepy1980 6 років тому +4

      Lmao

    • @lost1ns0und
      @lost1ns0und 6 років тому +7

      Gamey Centaur same

    • @yack8947
      @yack8947 6 років тому +2

      Retards in the comment section

    • @anthonyminter8288
      @anthonyminter8288 6 років тому +11

      Me too. Hey me and you go rob gamestop tgan go to apple store and then walmart and then eat and then do what ever tf we want

    • @user-li8zt9or4v
      @user-li8zt9or4v 6 років тому +3

      Gamey Centaur I would rob GameStop like the money and games I want and other stores and buy myself a better house 😂

  • @Vakito227
    @Vakito227 8 років тому +588

    Here's a suggestion, what if electricity was never discovered.

    • @emperorfanta364
      @emperorfanta364 8 років тому +80

      +Pope-Eye No Internet. I wouldn't even be replying to this comment right now lol.

    • @lynardramos5448
      @lynardramos5448 8 років тому +4

      +Pope-Eye kill Faraday 1st so it won't happen

    • @flatsun2132
      @flatsun2132 8 років тому +2

      +Pope-Eye then your comment woudnt be read

    • @EdgeRatedR007
      @EdgeRatedR007 8 років тому +11

      +Pope-Eye
      Why even live?

    • @thereallambofgod
      @thereallambofgod 8 років тому +1

      then we would not be watching this video.

  • @claysoggyfries
    @claysoggyfries 7 років тому +888

    I'd steal some gum.

    • @petteraadde9387
      @petteraadde9387 7 років тому +64

      Clay Soggyfries savage

    • @kyoungt14
      @kyoungt14 7 років тому +43

      #IWantMyMotherfuckingCandyBar

    • @claysoggyfries
      @claysoggyfries 7 років тому +24

      Vortis Heminnway lol I can't believe she actually tried to purge him over a candy bar

    • @whoopsbang2hard342
      @whoopsbang2hard342 7 років тому +2

      Clay Soggyfries if the purge was real I'd steal some stuff from stores

    • @lizlewis6155
      @lizlewis6155 7 років тому +8

      I'd rake all the money i could get my hands on lol

  • @thomasrosebrough9062
    @thomasrosebrough9062 4 роки тому +11

    Thing that always bugged me about the purge: the moneyyyyy!!
    Is fraud legal on purge day? If I give money to an election campaign can they chose not to disclose it on purge day? Can I file my taxes on purge day? Can I fire an employee on purge day to avoid severance?
    It baffles me that the writers of this movie put down "all crime is legal" when they could've just said "all violent crimes" or something like that and had the same effect without the glaring gap of *every other type of crime.*

  • @cgh_sdac_hwwfc2339
    @cgh_sdac_hwwfc2339 8 років тому +379

    if the purge was real it meant donald trump would have to be the president of the usa

    • @kermitthetoad9093
      @kermitthetoad9093 8 років тому +12

      +DJalways Looked like a female was in charge, so no Hillary?

    • @dragoneliten7235
      @dragoneliten7235 8 років тому

      Haha

    • @josiasf.551
      @josiasf.551 8 років тому +11

      Hillary would be the most likely to create the Purge. Let's be honest here, Trump wouldn't create such nonsense. And this is coming from a Mexican.

    • @YoHoOMirster
      @YoHoOMirster 8 років тому

      +CGH@SDAC&BBFC The purge is worse than Trump.
      Somehow.

    • @arsenal2621
      @arsenal2621 8 років тому

      +CGH@SDAC&BBFC Is that what the liberal media tells you?

  • @JamesRDavenport
    @JamesRDavenport 8 років тому +146

    The Purge is one of the dumbest ideas for a movie ever. Only a nation run by Beavis and Butthead would allow this to actually happen.

    • @NewCanada
      @NewCanada 8 років тому +13

      +James Davenport Maybe Beavis and Butthead are president and vice president in the Purge universe?

    • @lordzallen
      @lordzallen 8 років тому +7

      +James Davenport I don't think beavis and butthead would be that dumb. they'd be too busy trying to score LOL :D

    • @NewCanada
      @NewCanada 8 років тому +2

      lordzallen It's funny because they don't even know how to score.

    • @JamesRDavenport
      @JamesRDavenport 8 років тому +1

      Spider-Guy
      heheheheheheheheh oh yeah heheheheheheheheheh

    • @brickfire22
      @brickfire22 8 років тому +3

      +James Davenport The premise is amusing for about 20 seconds until you realise how downright idiotic it is, yet people treated it like a modern day 1984.

  • @waluigist
    @waluigist 7 років тому +188

    I would steal someone's meme and upload it before they do and say it's mine :3

    • @AlvinCwk
      @AlvinCwk 5 років тому +6

      if they dont upload them how do you steal them?

    • @alpewea
      @alpewea 5 років тому +1

      Wah :D

    • @berbz1173
      @berbz1173 5 років тому

      Plagiarism lol

    • @itsducc0953
      @itsducc0953 4 роки тому +1

      "I said evil not insane."

    • @ayttrmn4008
      @ayttrmn4008 4 роки тому

      Your like hitler, but atleast hitler cared about germany or something!

  • @joesmith389
    @joesmith389 4 роки тому +17

    I’ve thought about this and what I would do during a purge. It’d take a little investment (and two people) but would be well worth it (still using no explosives, per the rules). Purchase an armored vehicle or vintage tank (with cannon rounds, for use on any overly thick steel walls/doors), map out specific pawn shops and jewelers (no banks), and only take gold and silver (when possible). After around 6 hours of this, you’d likely have around $10-$20 million (estimated) of tradable wealth, as long as you can hit about 3 per hour. There would obviously also be diamonds and other stones mixed in, as you can’t remove the stones when you’re stealing the gold they’re attached to. One guy provides cover fire and the other loads the tank. Split it 2 ways then retire forever. If for some odd reason all these businesses deposited their metal and stones in a bank or repository for the purge night, it’d take a bit more planning, but it’d still be doable with the tank, a few cannon rounds and commercial cutters (with a lot less stops too, as you’d only need one vault). And pick a rural one, as the others would be overrun. I only need one purge.

  • @Unlkid1
    @Unlkid1 7 років тому +138

    If the purge was real, I'll fill the road with Legos

  • @senorclappin3374
    @senorclappin3374 7 років тому +786

    I'd steal a balloon

    • @Macc985
      @Macc985 7 років тому +64

      Grammar Policeman HOW DARE YOU!??!??!!!????

    • @ThePrimalEarth
      @ThePrimalEarth 7 років тому +89

      on... *looks both ways
      whispers: free balloon day?

    • @alephnull4044
      @alephnull4044 7 років тому +59

      On free balloon day!

    • @Loxer150
      @Loxer150 7 років тому +9

      LMAO

    • @stood6488
      @stood6488 7 років тому +12

      Pennywise's balloon

  • @pickleman6156
    @pickleman6156 7 років тому +139

    I'd be dead in the first 2 seconds

  • @SVNIC_
    @SVNIC_ 4 роки тому +17

    *"All crime is legal"*
    Me: **Rides a bike without a helmet**

  • @geoff0707
    @geoff0707 7 років тому +586

    i would just go street racing, why does the purge have to be about killing and robbing each other? lol if you think about it, the purge could be one of the best nights ever. Massive orgies on the streets, loud music, drinks, weed, and street racing sounds like a good time to me. The purge could just be one huge fucking party instead of a slaughter day

    • @tovvie3089
      @tovvie3089 7 років тому +143

      Yeah, its not like everyone is a psycho..

    • @maogu1999
      @maogu1999 7 років тому +31

      Totally agreed

    • @jammerlammer546
      @jammerlammer546 7 років тому +94

      Watch out!!! The person with the username "Gamer02" is definitely going to kill you!

    • @anasely3851
      @anasely3851 7 років тому +16

      Lmao you'll be dead by now😂💀And just take out the drinks and weed😝

    • @realpadrino
      @realpadrino 7 років тому +9

      Its just that... you don't actually know what it's like to kill, Im not saying its right but curiosity can hurt sometimes.

  • @zachburke8835
    @zachburke8835 8 років тому +108

    If the purge was real I'd probably break into my nearest grocery store and steal all the food

  • @TheSolordior
    @TheSolordior 7 років тому +321

    If the purge was real
    I get me that Hoverboard

    • @cristianruiz8082
      @cristianruiz8082 5 років тому +1

      It’s not even a hover board, they don’t float, They have wheels btw

    • @eve_avery
      @eve_avery 5 років тому +1

      It's ironic
      March 21st is my country's Human Rights Day

    • @ishamei
      @ishamei 5 років тому

      ill steal the newest airpods B)

  • @MrAlsachti
    @MrAlsachti 2 роки тому +2

    *Cody:* "What If the Purge was real?"
    *Me:* terrified at the idea.
    *Other people:* Happily make a list of every crime they would commit, and post it in the comments section.
    What a wonderful world... (-_-')