🟢Fall Asleep to Ricky Gervais Steven Merchant And Karl Pilkington XFM Show Series 2 Episodes 38-41

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  • @headlikeanorange4727
    @headlikeanorange4727  3 роки тому +81

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    • @jamesschumann9965
      @jamesschumann9965 2 роки тому

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    • @edgleeson3950
      @edgleeson3950 Рік тому

      Ffcfffffffffffffffff😊yg😊😊yg😊y du😊ggg👀😊

    • @paulgogarty2900
      @paulgogarty2900 Рік тому +1

      The

    • @Janjanbobaney
      @Janjanbobaney Рік тому +1

      Your liked your own comment. Job done

    • @maxdickins6514
      @maxdickins6514 Рік тому +1

      😊

  • @KatieBlue16
    @KatieBlue16 Рік тому +11

    Absolutely don't know what I'd do without these classics, each night as I hit my bed to drift off laughing and with a smile on my face, then when I'm doing housework etc. Even though I know them all virtually word for word - they never get old and never get stale.
    Thanks #HeadLikeAnOrange - not all hero's wear capes 🦸🏻

    • @outlander234
      @outlander234 Рік тому

      Bullshit man does.

    • @Jam43341
      @Jam43341 3 місяці тому

      Hit the nail on the head here hahaha

  • @patiopatiopatio
    @patiopatiopatio 2 роки тому +23

    ‘Not whilst Coldplay is here’ hahaha

  • @James-Lee-Smith
    @James-Lee-Smith Рік тому +6

    It's been more than 20 years and we're still listening to RSK and there's a Facebook group for the three that has tens of thousands of members. How many people are listening to 20+ year old episodes of Joe and Twiggy?

  • @BreeMorgan43
    @BreeMorgan43 2 роки тому +21

    Im glad Ricky never actually burst.

    • @ethzero
      @ethzero 2 роки тому

      ^^ Username checks out.

  • @furynads2848
    @furynads2848 2 роки тому +36

    "Why wasn't he looking both ways" that done me in ffs. Amazing.

  • @David-eg4lv
    @David-eg4lv Рік тому +12

    I’m old. I’m so, so old. I feel like I should be in a rocking chair listening to this. It’s like Stern, but funny.

    • @Janjanbobaney
      @Janjanbobaney Рік тому

      Stern wishes his show was clever and funny. It’s shite

  • @noname-xq5ie
    @noname-xq5ie 2 роки тому +11

    This works 2 nights in a row , straight to sleep 😴 💤

  • @steelernation1989
    @steelernation1989 2 роки тому +113

    Steve can dish it out but by Christ he can't take it 😂

    • @Christoff070
      @Christoff070 2 роки тому +36

      Hard to take it from Karl to be fair, man can be savage

    • @Danster547
      @Danster547 2 роки тому +19

      The stings land to close to home for him.
      Maybe hes not use to it. Most wouldn’t pick on an invalid. 😂

    • @BobbyTMF
      @BobbyTMF 2 роки тому +7

      yeah that’s the joke

    • @Nathan-jt8zt
      @Nathan-jt8zt 2 роки тому

      Steve’s a bit of a prick tbf

    • @robwright1286
      @robwright1286 Рік тому +5

      @@Christoff070 That's what Susan said, probably

  • @jesusranch34
    @jesusranch34 2 роки тому +19

    I love how Steve and Ricky literally came up with the pen scene from Extras during an XFM show.

    • @josefkonderla8947
      @josefkonderla8947 2 роки тому +2

      Also there’s the beginning of the “I saw everything” joke when Karl is talking about his auntie Nora

    • @cee5212
      @cee5212 2 роки тому +7

      You can legit see so many bits of conversations that have made it into Ricky's standup and TV production

    • @cdphil1974
      @cdphil1974 2 роки тому +1

      I was just thinking the same. I must have listened to these shows hundreds of times now and always seem to pick up little 'easter eggs' for their future work.

    • @creationbeatsuk
      @creationbeatsuk Рік тому

      The wanking off to the pen was in extras, there's alot of stuff from the xfm/podcasts that have made it into ricky and Steve's work later.

  • @user-mt4ku7jw1y
    @user-mt4ku7jw1y 2 роки тому +12

    Tinging its way up the tube

  • @thejacal2704
    @thejacal2704 2 роки тому +10

    2:49:17
    That silence is painful.

  • @danbruka
    @danbruka 8 місяців тому

    Badly drawn boy, I remember sat talking with him at portmerion festival #6 one year. Great guy 😊 we were going to do an impromptu set together on a small independent stage after talking for a while and do an off the cuff spontaneous thing until I had a call to say one of my kids had just broken his arm playing American wrestling on the trampoline and I had to make my way out coming up on mdma I'd been given right at that moment amongst a load of drummers marching along in carnival all sprayed silver and lit up, freaked me right out 😂 and took me an age to find out how to leave let alone make my way home over the river to the other side of the estuary in shock and disbelief of what had just happened 😊

  • @michaelhobson7648
    @michaelhobson7648 3 роки тому +42

    Ricky definitely wrote that poem

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 2 роки тому +9

    "It was when I was younger, had a bit more energy"
    Said the 30 year old.

  • @ashleyburns6752
    @ashleyburns6752 Рік тому +2

    That complication at the start 😂, I couldnt breath and now Ive got hiccups

  • @gemmagreen7340
    @gemmagreen7340 2 роки тому +16

    Thank you for putting this together...your hard work is greatly appreciated!

  • @Janjanbobaney
    @Janjanbobaney Рік тому +3

    The whole story about the divider on the belt at the grocery store is so true. Heaven forbid your lettuce touches their lettuce cause the divider wasn’t down… lol. Seriously.. you think I’ll pay for your groceries by accident or somethin? Right on Steve… been there.. bought the tee shirt

    • @ianinkster7221
      @ianinkster7221 Рік тому +1

      The risk is the clerk will slide it through thoughtlessly. These people are in a daze, like Chaplin in Modern Times in the conveyer belt scene

  • @Beardshire
    @Beardshire 2 роки тому +3

    "The man with two heads got run over, and that's it"

  • @rooksdoubleohseven9919
    @rooksdoubleohseven9919 2 роки тому +3

    Lmao, anyone else watch 2017 Ducktales and immediately think of young Donald 1:12:00

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 2 роки тому +3

    Junior Senior was one of his best Rockbusters ever

    • @asithaellepola6388
      @asithaellepola6388 2 роки тому

      Anita Baker was pretty good too

    • @chrisbyrne5457
      @chrisbyrne5457 Рік тому

      Best one for sure

    • @krissib
      @krissib Рік тому

      de trout spinners / free da pain / mad on 'er / wet knee houston

    • @KatieBlue16
      @KatieBlue16 Рік тому

      Kenny Loggins (Cannae Log in)/Del Amitri (Deli Meat Tree) Chris De Burgh (Christ de berg) Simon Webbe (SIM on Web) 😂

  • @dvpuk
    @dvpuk 2 роки тому +31

    Waiter - “what does he look like?”
    Karl - “Big eyes!”
    Waiter - “Yeah he’s over there!”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kieran8101
      @kieran8101 Рік тому

      What's the timestamp for that?

    • @dvpuk
      @dvpuk Рік тому

      @@kieran8101 sorry mate, no idea… you’ll have to listen to it. Classic though

    • @kieran8101
      @kieran8101 Рік тому +1

      @@dvpuk found it luckily, chimpanzee that

    • @dvpuk
      @dvpuk Рік тому

      @@kieran8101 😂

  • @UnderAGlassMetropolis
    @UnderAGlassMetropolis 3 роки тому +50

    That dead air after Karl said Steve was an invalid was PAINFUL.

    • @ofrenic
      @ofrenic 3 роки тому +13

      Surprised they weren't laughing. I thought that was a good one

    • @wormswithteeth
      @wormswithteeth 3 роки тому +6

      You could cut the air.

    • @AncientCityMusic
      @AncientCityMusic 2 роки тому +5

      Oh my god it was so uncomfortable

    • @kohekade2961
      @kohekade2961 2 роки тому +7

      I wonder what Steve did to make Ricky say "Leave it Steve" and I wonder what Steve said 3 times in a row when the fadeout was starting, I think he said "I'm not, I'm not, I'm not going to do this anymore" but I may be wrong?.

    • @tomalandavies
      @tomalandavies 2 роки тому +1

      Timestamp?

  • @wilsonsothernames
    @wilsonsothernames 2 роки тому +3

    Also material about post man and reading post cards in after life

  • @thepontiacbandit7874
    @thepontiacbandit7874 2 роки тому +4

    Is anyone listening to ‘Joe and Twiggy’s’ radio shows from 20 years ago??

  • @rambojp73
    @rambojp73 3 роки тому +2

    FABULOUS!!

  • @Bike_Misping
    @Bike_Misping Рік тому

    56:03 👀 whoaaaa. sick burn 😂

  • @frances4007
    @frances4007 2 роки тому +2

    As an nurse of 25 years I’ve never seen a woman with blue hands given a rubicks cube .
    I’ve. actually never seen any patients given them

    • @PaddyRoon7
      @PaddyRoon7 2 роки тому +1

      Wow, Karl embellished his story? That's a first

    • @shakeyhandsshedmodelrailwa2494
      @shakeyhandsshedmodelrailwa2494 Рік тому

      @@PaddyRoon7 you'd honestly think they'd notice by themselves , wonder if karl has a sister ?

  • @intellex551
    @intellex551 3 роки тому +10

    The problem is.. whenever he's not having a go.. it's worse than that. He doesn't even think they are human

    • @wormswithteeth
      @wormswithteeth 3 роки тому +4

      humanage

    • @WIldlifeonTap
      @WIldlifeonTap 2 роки тому

      @@PeteNThat People with Asperger's do not tend to have intellectual impairment. If anything it is the complete opposite.

    • @lash4572
      @lash4572 2 роки тому

      @@PeteNThat most people with aspergers are intelligent....

  • @cww3833
    @cww3833 Рік тому +1

    “Are you a couple of benders?”

  • @willreimerhaus
    @willreimerhaus 2 роки тому +1

    1:36:06 - Cemetery Junction

  • @krustoffur
    @krustoffur Рік тому

    ...never thee mind 😂😂

  • @cerealfamine1
    @cerealfamine1 2 роки тому +1

    An armpit freak?!? 😂 2:59:34

  • @specialpatrolgroup92
    @specialpatrolgroup92 2 роки тому +2

    Does anyone know the background around the invalid thing? It seemed pretty awkward.

    • @garyclayton3013
      @garyclayton3013 2 роки тому +4

      Karl has just always been open about the fact that he thinks Steve
      looks strange

    • @mentalman007
      @mentalman007 2 роки тому +2

      It’s just not a good thing to call someone an invalid and they all kind of realised it was a bit awkward lol

    • @PaddyRoon7
      @PaddyRoon7 2 роки тому +3

      Lol I doubt they were actually uncomfortable, just a wee joke

    • @Bike_Misping
      @Bike_Misping Рік тому +1

      it was just a bit randomly brutal i suppose 😂

  • @Danster547
    @Danster547 3 роки тому +4

    Love it

  • @KingKurt
    @KingKurt 2 роки тому +4

    Steve…

  • @brucewayne2184
    @brucewayne2184 2 роки тому +4

    Aight

  • @Nickzz30
    @Nickzz30 Рік тому

    Well Well….., was Dr. fox wrong. Years Later we are all still listening to Karl, all over the world. No one heard of Dr. Fox outside of London. Pompous…..

  • @sarahcotton-vb3de
    @sarahcotton-vb3de Рік тому +1

    IF YOU DIDN'T SPEND SO MUCH TIME SQUEEEEZING HIS HEAD AND EATING PIES....

  • @catatonicable
    @catatonicable 2 роки тому +2

    Steve's never invited...

  • @PeachTristan
    @PeachTristan Рік тому

    "Now who's the weak link?"

  • @TheDeepState2001
    @TheDeepState2001 Рік тому

    Why did you speed it up?

  • @JeffRoganFM
    @JeffRoganFM 2 роки тому

    What is criptique? What am I thinking?

  • @duzzyclayton5821
    @duzzyclayton5821 2 роки тому +1

    I wonder if with the Sony awards and not winning an award and getting Dr Fox to tell them why they didnt win, I wonder if they look and listen back on this and think wow how much of a success these shows actually were lol

  • @Livingthedream17
    @Livingthedream17 2 роки тому

    Is the answer jasmine Karl to the quiz 🤔

  • @mastermatt888
    @mastermatt888 2 роки тому +1

    The first thing

  • @alexbanzeeland2944
    @alexbanzeeland2944 3 роки тому +10

    Karl dilkington!!

    • @BakedSalmonNetwork
      @BakedSalmonNetwork 3 роки тому +9

      Mr. K. Dilkington 😂

    • @chrisbelrand2480
      @chrisbelrand2480 3 роки тому +5

      @@BakedSalmonNetwork I put it in the bin.

    • @BakedSalmonNetwork
      @BakedSalmonNetwork 3 роки тому +10

      @@chrisbelrand2480 it NEVER gets old. How is that possible? Nothing is funny after you've heard it a dozen times. Karl is forever funny. It can not be explained.
      👊😅

    • @chrisbelrand2480
      @chrisbelrand2480 3 роки тому +5

      @@BakedSalmonNetwork It defies logic. I watched The Office when it came out, I must’ve been about 13. My cousin put me on to the radio shows in the early days of UA-cam. It is still some of the funniest shit I have ever heard.

    • @wormswithteeth
      @wormswithteeth 2 роки тому +2

      *Karl's final form*

  • @Maverick_Inverted.
    @Maverick_Inverted. Рік тому

    I can confirm dickie was sickie and died whilst saving orphans in Africa.

  • @bjm3117
    @bjm3117 Рік тому

    YOU DON’t SHOW YOUR FACES. THATS IT. THAT SIMPLE. .

  • @gerardoneill1513
    @gerardoneill1513 2 роки тому +3

    Wants you mentioned Jonathan Ross, I'm switching off, can't stand the guy, sorry goodbye.

    • @mentalman007
      @mentalman007 2 роки тому +1

      I always skip the one with him.

    • @uniquerebeljaney3639
      @uniquerebeljaney3639 Рік тому

      ​@MENTALMAN His friendship with Ricky reminds me of the Brent and Finchy friendship from The Office. It makes me cringe. I wish Ricky would tell him to fuck off when he's mean to Karl, but he never does.

  • @eyeswideshut7732
    @eyeswideshut7732 Рік тому

    17.19 ricky, i dont like it anymore hahahaha

  • @sandoncrowder7839
    @sandoncrowder7839 Рік тому

    The thing with the monkeys and typewriters is there's nothing stopping them from deciding to walk around the room forever or anything else. There's no way to guarantee they would even touch the typewriter at all. They do have a choice of what they want to do, if it was a computer putting out random letter sequences you could guarantee that it would type every possible letter sequence and word combination but not really with an animal.

    • @pingasworlds
      @pingasworlds Рік тому +6

      yeah well the keys are bananas flavored

    • @ben-ow3ow
      @ben-ow3ow Рік тому +7

      The answer is in infinity brother

    • @ZaneStarmann
      @ZaneStarmann Рік тому +5

      Infinity sorts it out for you!

  • @JeffRoganFM
    @JeffRoganFM 2 роки тому

    "not paid per listener" I wonder now if we tot it up how much listeners/$/lol!/?

  • @dangerstx
    @dangerstx 2 роки тому +3

    steven merchant is the most annoying personality i've ever heard.