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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2022
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  • @matteolanecomedy
    @matteolanecomedy  Рік тому +1198

    Come see me on tour!
    thealdentetour.com/
    Follow me!
    instagram.com/matteolane/
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    • @r3i2x
      @r3i2x Рік тому +11

      Paris tour svp

    • @linnethcalderon3493
      @linnethcalderon3493 Рік тому +6

      We need you to give a show in Madrid please 🥺

    • @knarzmichl
      @knarzmichl Рік тому +10

      well and when you start the European tour - don't miss Berlin

    • @kathrynmceachern9503
      @kathrynmceachern9503 Рік тому +5

      Love your comedy show, and all of your cooking videos. You're one of the most fascinating and talented young people in the NY comedy scene today, and forever! Thank you so much for everything.
      ✌️❤️😂 From Northern California 🤓❤️✌️

    • @BonescoutureNet
      @BonescoutureNet Рік тому +2

      Thank you for this!!

  • @fairytale5164
    @fairytale5164 Рік тому +10847

    The “he said he wants to be closer with his wife” and the abundance of _OOOOOOOOOH_ s catches me off guard every time, and Matteo just goes “stop.” is really funny

    • @cvel1456
      @cvel1456 Рік тому +258

      I really wanted to know the response after jajaja .....

    • @furydose
      @furydose Рік тому +9

      timestamp?

    • @fairytale5164
      @fairytale5164 Рік тому +26

      @@furydose 4:35 :)

    • @GiselleKlara
      @GiselleKlara Рік тому +95

      I like how they just aren't even gonna go there. LIke. of course there's a wife. Sure. Why not.

    • @cynthiahusband106
      @cynthiahusband106 Рік тому +16

      Love this guy-funny as hell he’s gonna go far , very talented!!!!

  • @simonsgaard328
    @simonsgaard328 Рік тому +8138

    Bro the fact that this is not scripted is insane... When he said his name was Carlos i combusted 💀

    • @annaocel
      @annaocel Рік тому +60

      FRRRRRR

    • @annaocel
      @annaocel Рік тому +404

      I love when an unhinged person also has an unhinged and chaotic audience😭😭💀💀

    • @dandan8444
      @dandan8444 Рік тому +114

      New Yorkers are wild

    • @ryanstoyles7611
      @ryanstoyles7611 Рік тому +34

      this seems pretty scripted ngl

    • @chrissamuel4653
      @chrissamuel4653 Рік тому +28

      i´m pretty sure it is scripted.

  • @hongseoklee7532
    @hongseoklee7532 Рік тому +4592

    I'm still waiting for Carlos to spill the rest of the tea

    • @MickeyGreenEyes213
      @MickeyGreenEyes213 11 місяців тому +60

      For real!

    • @Zekenator_77
      @Zekenator_77 10 місяців тому +68

      Carlos we need to know! ! !

    • @redabenz7905
      @redabenz7905 10 місяців тому +167

      Jajajajaja

    • @bane876
      @bane876 10 місяців тому +53

      I'm desperate to know what happened too

    • @Manigeitora
      @Manigeitora 10 місяців тому +100

      ​@@redabenz7905bueno, hasta mañana

  • @MothraMissWorld
    @MothraMissWorld 10 місяців тому +1977

    I usually cringe at crowd-work but this was hilarious, he’s SO good with off the cuff humor, it’s hard to be able to deliver comedy off the cuff AND prewritten sets & he keeps me rollin’

    • @Manigeitora
      @Manigeitora 10 місяців тому +60

      You probably usually cringe at crowd work because a lot of comedians that try to do crowd work really aren't that good at crowd work. Mateo, on the other hand, is a fucking natural at this shit. You can honestly kind of tell that a lot of comedians are really just natural storytellers that know how to make a story funny. Most people don't really tell a whole lot of jokes anymore. So it's really just your ability to sort of improv and riff off of what the audience is feeding you rather than scripting a set ahead of time. And not all comedy is improv comedy! I'm sure there are a lot of successful professional comedians that probably aren't that great at crowd work either.

    • @TheBostonProjectChick
      @TheBostonProjectChick 8 місяців тому +7

      Matt rife is funny with crowd work too, but people like Jessica kirson I just don't find it all that great. Evety comedian is different though and they all have specials for a reason

    • @neff6185
      @neff6185 5 місяців тому +2

      @TheBostonProjectChick matts crowd work was so good ugh, it sucks his Netflix special turned so out so bad. Really brought out a side I never wanted to see in him, painfully unfunny too :(

    • @isadoracarvalho9304
      @isadoracarvalho9304 4 місяці тому +6

      @@TheBostonProjectChicknot matt rife💀💀💀

    • @bharathi8512
      @bharathi8512 3 місяці тому +8

      Try Gianmarco Soresi, his crowd works are great. At least the ones in UA-cam are.

  • @thelocalsage
    @thelocalsage Рік тому +3905

    love how everyone in the crowd has a life that’s just absolutely falling apart lol

    • @zerocraic3966
      @zerocraic3966 Рік тому +86

      Hahahaaha tbf the first 2 women were 1. Steadily single parenting and making money escaped a cheater and 2. Gays who don’t want a kid at their wedding. Kinda sounds like they made it not falling apart.
      The guys and poor Janice need some help and your comment made me howl regardless.

    • @carenathompson2911
      @carenathompson2911 Рік тому +38

      #NewYorkers most of us are disasters lol

    • @kevinwillems8720
      @kevinwillems8720 Рік тому +58

      To quote Brennan Lee Mulligan, "You can't do a campaign about New York City and have people's lives not be truly fucking miserable."

    • @frankcutugno3576
      @frankcutugno3576 11 місяців тому +10

      Thats a requirement for living in NYC! 😂 🌈

    • @dixierae3442
      @dixierae3442 11 місяців тому +13

      ​@@frankcutugno3576I think it's a requirement for being a human being in the 2020s. Seems I can't go into a comment section without very quickly finding someone who's reached some kind of bottom. Followed by 100 comments from strangers giving them advice on how to fix it.😊

  • @Captain_Jackass
    @Captain_Jackass Рік тому +8609

    That first guy was the pinnacle of “never let them know your next move”😂

  • @thebossoflifeeee
    @thebossoflifeeee Рік тому +1839

    Matteo’s gasp after the lady asked about serving her husband the divorce papers had me rolling

    • @christinasalzman3287
      @christinasalzman3287 11 місяців тому +33

      But was his shock about the paperwork or that there's a straight person in the crowd

    • @Manigeitora
      @Manigeitora 10 місяців тому +12

      ​@@christinasalzman3287yes

    • @ruskov5685
      @ruskov5685 8 місяців тому

      Frrrrr

    • @ruskov5685
      @ruskov5685 8 місяців тому

      ​@@Manigeitoranot really

    • @ruskov5685
      @ruskov5685 8 місяців тому

      ​@@christinasalzman3287he was schoked by it and then knew it was by a straight person and said it.
      He wasn't schoked because it's a straight persln

  • @alyssa4009
    @alyssa4009 11 місяців тому +775

    The collective groan from the crowd when she said her boyfriend was an actor 🤣🤣

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 5 місяців тому

      gold

    • @mikat8062
      @mikat8062 2 місяці тому +1

      I felt so bad 😅 you just know he’s cheating

    • @nuadasilverpaw5702
      @nuadasilverpaw5702 Місяць тому +1

      @@mikat8062 That's the first thing I thought when she said that he said he wanted to "Learn to be a better boyfriend" XD

    • @mikat8062
      @mikat8062 Місяць тому

      @@nuadasilverpaw5702 exactly 😂

  • @jordanyoung2772
    @jordanyoung2772 Рік тому +4165

    Matteo: "Everybody give it up for Ethan!"
    Audience member: "It's Evan..."
    Matteo: "Who else needs advice!?"

    • @lizsanchez4989
      @lizsanchez4989 Рік тому +37

      😂😂😂 i did too

    • @mochuelovelli
      @mochuelovelli Рік тому +190

      Poor Eric 😔

    • @julianedits0
      @julianedits0 Рік тому +122

      @@mochuelovelli I feel bad for Erin too

    • @nikki80368
      @nikki80368 Рік тому +108

      @@julianedits0 yeah I really hope Eian takes his advice

    • @Mohh410
      @Mohh410 Рік тому +72

      @@nikki80368 poor etrian

  • @Someone-dq4zt
    @Someone-dq4zt Рік тому +4532

    The way the plot kept thickening for the first one when he said his name was Carlos I started crying 😭 this was too funny

  • @tuckergregory
    @tuckergregory Рік тому +1138

    The microphone mishap at the very end was absolute gold!!! It was like the world itself was like “Hey, y'know what'd be a really funny way to end this?”

    • @oliviahafnermunichteaching957
      @oliviahafnermunichteaching957 9 місяців тому +8

      I'm wondering if this was orchestrated?

    • @JustFamilyThings
      @JustFamilyThings 8 місяців тому +14

      I think that was some sleight-of-hand stage craft, which makes it even funnier! Matteo is such a talented performer.

    • @hitokage4
      @hitokage4 7 місяців тому +17

      I almost peed myself laughing at the microphone mishap. Just perfection.

    • @annie--sc
      @annie--sc 5 місяців тому +1

      Not sure but the mic was pretty loose and he was using his chin to hold it in place before he sang

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 5 місяців тому

      the mic lost its boner..

  • @FanFicnic
    @FanFicnic 10 місяців тому +152

    I LOVE the guy who slid in with the “How YOU doin??”

    • @zoe-suvu
      @zoe-suvu 3 місяці тому +4

      I was so not ready :')

  • @caifengforever2796
    @caifengforever2796 Рік тому +8559

    SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN AN ADVICE SHOW RIGHT NOW I'D WATCH THIS EVERY DAY

  • @austinsurge
    @austinsurge Рік тому +9139

    Huge respect for delaying the special a couple days so it didn't premier the same day as a mass murder of our brothers and sisters. Bummed that it didn't come out when I wanted it to? Sure. But I respect the thoughtfulness.

    • @notimetothink6786
      @notimetothink6786 Рік тому +340

      That's so expected of Matteo. He's too precious.

    • @gab1423
      @gab1423 Рік тому +144

      I live under a rock, what happened exactly ?

    • @xenondoro8573
      @xenondoro8573 Рік тому +9

      @@gab1423 Some nutjob went and shot people at a drag show in Colorado Springs.

    • @samranda
      @samranda Рік тому +486

      @@gab1423 a gunman killed 5 people in a colorado springs queer nightclub

    • @americanalah
      @americanalah Рік тому +15

      Oh who cares.

  • @Fluff_Noodles
    @Fluff_Noodles 11 місяців тому +83

    28:39 "What should she eat?" "ASS!" 😆 I love the guy who shouted that can't believe he didn't catch that one 😭

  • @K._Oss
    @K._Oss Рік тому +693

    Matteo you’re a breath of fresh air in a scene of normie comics. You make both straight people and gay people equally laugh themselves to tears without even trying. Please for the love of god don’t ever stop, dude ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

  • @magpie_vii
    @magpie_vii Рік тому +2821

    Damn that microphone really went "honey no" & yeeted itself. RIP Matteo's opera career 🙏🏼😂

    • @sc3961
      @sc3961 Рік тому +18

      Made me cry bahahha

    • @jessykacarter6995
      @jessykacarter6995 Рік тому +8

      ☠️🤣🙌🏻

    • @angelarrivas
      @angelarrivas Рік тому +37

      I laughed so hard but I really wanted to hear it!! 😆

    • @JBaker-ep1wx
      @JBaker-ep1wx Рік тому +25

      Poor thing has performance anxiety 😉

    • @aaron386
      @aaron386 Рік тому +17

      It was a paid actor lmao

  • @kellybob66
    @kellybob66 Рік тому +3342

    The only thing wrong with this special was that it only lasted for 35 minutes. I could have sat here and watched you for at least an hour or more. Thanks for always bringing laughter into everyone's lives.

    • @fussbrain9161
      @fussbrain9161 Рік тому +26

      Agreed! I wish there was more. Can’t wait for the next special tho

    • @TMish73829
      @TMish73829 Рік тому +87

      Ok but my biggest issue is that we didn’t get ANY Carlos resolution 😂😂

    • @tylerl4768
      @tylerl4768 Рік тому +14

      @@TMish73829 LITTERALLY

    • @charleshall9488
      @charleshall9488 Рік тому +16

      Should have been two hours.

    • @kellyb6198
      @kellyb6198 Рік тому +9

      Totally agree, this was hilarious and so different from any other comedy special I've seen ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • @luciannebeans6679
    @luciannebeans6679 Рік тому +502

    HOW is the audience member behind him on the left not dying of laughter?! Been watching this all day, tears in my eyes. Guy is a comedic genius.

    • @lykarabbit3
      @lykarabbit3 10 місяців тому +40

      I'm scouring comments looking for that question 😅She's appalled😂Someone didn't tell her who the comic was..

    • @rosibee4349
      @rosibee4349 8 місяців тому +31

      plot twist: she doesn't speak english either.

    • @cherylannebarillartist7453
      @cherylannebarillartist7453 4 місяці тому +1

      Right?!!!!!?

    • @jakevendrotti1496
      @jakevendrotti1496 2 місяці тому +2

      Maybe she's the jilted wife from the first guy's story

    • @dhwanishah2524
      @dhwanishah2524 23 дні тому

      Omg!! I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS 😂! Like guuuurl!

  • @user-eo4zr6sw8c
    @user-eo4zr6sw8c 9 місяців тому +56

    I'm still waiting for Carlos to spill the rest of the tea. “Jajajajaja bueno, hasta mañana” had me in stitches.

  • @jenaportelli8683
    @jenaportelli8683 Рік тому +2261

    How does he NOT have a Netflix special?! And seriously- what an amazingly multi-talented individual. He cooks, he sings, he paints, and he’s HYSTERICAL. We don’t deserve you, Matteo!

    • @jayymorris5285
      @jayymorris5285 Рік тому +72

      All these comments that talk about his talents forgets that he speaks English, Spanish, Italian and german.

    • @zacherius137
      @zacherius137 Рік тому +11

      Who needs a Netflix special?

    • @TheDisorderly
      @TheDisorderly Рік тому +1

      Uhhh it’s obviously because he….. has a lip tickler

    • @Jovixgal
      @Jovixgal Рік тому +10

      @@jayymorris5285 AND French. Unreal!

    • @cocoacoolness
      @cocoacoolness Рік тому +14

      I heard somewhere that he tried to get one, and because he's gay Netflix told him his audience is too niche for them

  • @Rickety-Rick
    @Rickety-Rick Рік тому +2790

    With every new reveal on the Carlos question I was laughing harder and harder, and I was so sad that we didn’t get any resolution on it! Maybe on another special

    • @Loeviis
      @Loeviis Рік тому +46

      Yeah, i want an update!!

    • @RickiFluhr
      @RickiFluhr Рік тому +146

      Well the dude probably said "Venga Aqui pápi" so Carlos headed for the W 4th St subway station.

    • @RickiFluhr
      @RickiFluhr Рік тому +34

      Also YES I am so bummed we didn't get a resolution!!

    • @kirbydied2875
      @kirbydied2875 Рік тому +12

      yea i wanted a resolution

    • @nextchancenow7153
      @nextchancenow7153 Рік тому +34

      He could take Carlos on tour with this routine

  • @bethlittle9114
    @bethlittle9114 8 місяців тому +25

    "He's as gay as a picnic basket" I CHOKED LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jimhall2924
    @jimhall2924 7 місяців тому +148

    I stumbled on this guy the other day. I haven’t stopped laughing for 3 days. I’m dreading the day I run out of videos to watch. This guy needs his own show for sure. Sooooo funny.

  • @kayteejaykayel7502
    @kayteejaykayel7502 Рік тому +1744

    “I hadn’t thought about the ugly thing thanks”
    Sent me and I’m not sure I’ll ever return. 😂😂😂

    • @pandythedandy
      @pandythedandy Рік тому +29

      The way they were calling him poor too ☠️

    • @MrFallingcats
      @MrFallingcats Рік тому +5

      Also the lassie in the corner during the shot of Matteo's reaction just starts laughing then full Kanye-style stops.

  • @00TheD
    @00TheD Рік тому +2643

    I used to work with this guy back in the day and he's an amazing chef. It's really impressive to see such a quick transition to comedy. He was always funny but this is impressive.

    • @hoarsecorpse
      @hoarsecorpse Рік тому +139

      I be seeing him on tik tok, he still cooks mad good

    • @BB-re8mw
      @BB-re8mw Рік тому +207

      A chef!? Wait. What?! What hell am I living in? I give up! We mortals can only appear to be homely, poorly-dressed, poorly-coiffed, uni-lingual, off-key, under-achievers crying into our Kraft Mac n Cheese! hmpf!

    • @nextchancenow7153
      @nextchancenow7153 Рік тому +26

      That’s dope.

    • @_JustJoe
      @_JustJoe Рік тому +64

      Oh yeah he cooks too, I forgot. This man does it all!

    • @_JustJoe
      @_JustJoe Рік тому +87

      HE DRAWS TOO. HE DREW SAILOR MOON FOR HALLOWEEN 😭

  • @BeckyMesser
    @BeckyMesser 10 місяців тому +84

    “all 7 straight men” I literally choked on my drink 🤣

  • @luscorpio3679
    @luscorpio3679 11 місяців тому +305

    Not gonna lie, I started watching Matteo Lane bits to cope with my own bisexuality and it's as if I've unlocked a Pandorus box because I laugh so hard

    • @lykarabbit3
      @lykarabbit3 10 місяців тому +12

      Hope you're doing well my dear💚

    • @luscorpio3679
      @luscorpio3679 10 місяців тому +37

      @@lykarabbit3 Thank you ! I'm doing very well. Talked about it with my family Yesterday and all went well

    • @jscho8674
      @jscho8674 7 місяців тому +5

      Get out there and live your best life! I hope you're enjoying yourself and having some fun. ❤

    • @luscorpio3679
      @luscorpio3679 7 місяців тому

      @@jscho8674 life has been fun for sure ! Been a bit unlucky in my dating life lately but overall it's been fun

    • @lykarabbit3
      @lykarabbit3 7 місяців тому +2

      @@luscorpio3679 omg.. That's AMAZING 💐💐💐Hope things continue to get better and better for you sweetheart 🌹

  • @n.l.vannstallings4664
    @n.l.vannstallings4664 Рік тому +2206

    I'm an old straight lady. I spent most of my younger years surrounded by gay men, had gay roommates, and spent my weekends in the gay clubs. Those were the happiest years of my life! Watching this special just brought me back to how extremely funny and talented gay men are. I wish you all the success in the world. 💗

    • @alanafalana
      @alanafalana Рік тому +88

      this is so cute. hope you’re doing well!!!

    • @ReBecca-rl4bi
      @ReBecca-rl4bi Рік тому +26

      So sweet! I love you.

    • @LindysEpiphany
      @LindysEpiphany Рік тому +48

      Gay men are a girls best friend!

    • @s.melonita4454
      @s.melonita4454 Рік тому +24

      Hi old straight lady, you're the cutest!

    • @alyzu4755
      @alyzu4755 Рік тому +46

      I, too, am an old straight lady who spent much of my youth with my gay friends, men and women. I also miss those days. Much love to you!

  • @IRFine
    @IRFine Рік тому +3068

    “Jajajajaja bueno, hasta mañana” had me in stitches

    • @channel89134
      @channel89134 Рік тому +56

      I did not understand that sentence.

    • @TheDisorderly
      @TheDisorderly Рік тому +9

      Go get cha a mustache ride big boy

    • @ultimategotea
      @ultimategotea Рік тому +24

      THE WAY HE SAID JA

    • @ZeCrazyAngel
      @ZeCrazyAngel 11 місяців тому +14

      Thanks for that, now I know how it was written I could hit google translate XD

    • @kellykarst3703
      @kellykarst3703 10 місяців тому +12

      Honestly, a good response to so many situations.

  • @Ang3lic...
    @Ang3lic... Рік тому +38

    The audible gasp that came outta my mouth when the woman said "how long should I wait to serve my husband his divorce papers'

  • @AndrewBarsky
    @AndrewBarsky Рік тому +36

    “So you’ve been having problems the whole time and have a kid, good job.”
    😂😂😂

  • @PhillyFrank1
    @PhillyFrank1 Рік тому +1763

    The fact that Nick makes Matteo laugh so much is a real testament to their friendship and how genuinely funny Nick is. And the slow trickle of info from Carlos is just too funny.

    • @izayus11
      @izayus11 5 місяців тому +7

      He does sound like Squidward!

    • @briandbenson
      @briandbenson 5 місяців тому +1

      @@izayus11haha he does and he’s so funny too. I love them both

    • @Frontallobediffuse31
      @Frontallobediffuse31 5 місяців тому +2

      I was crying laughing at Nick’s bit right along with Matteo. Just gave us a little cherry on top of a wildly entertaining special. Made my night

  • @viabre
    @viabre Рік тому +367

    I love how confidently called the second guy the wrong name twice

    • @iluvtanjiro7196
      @iluvtanjiro7196 Рік тому +13

      😂😂 he kept saying Ethan I was like wait a min isn't his name Evan? I was smoking B4 hand n thought I was tripping lol

  • @kierathompson1561
    @kierathompson1561 10 місяців тому +94

    His reaction to divorce papers lady was so funny like yes this is the chaotic drama I was searching for 😂

  • @redneckmetalhead1931
    @redneckmetalhead1931 Рік тому +124

    I wish every special was like this! Everyone in the audience is living a total shitshow, and I'm totally down for it

  • @CHOCOLATIONZ
    @CHOCOLATIONZ Рік тому +883

    17:20 “gays, get em!!” Made me burst out laughing while I’m on the train. Hahaha you got me good

  • @DOCvip808
    @DOCvip808 10 місяців тому +22

    The way he intertwines everyone else's problems to a punchline for someone else's jokes is VERY IMPRESSIVE

  • @planetmartay
    @planetmartay 11 місяців тому +73

    Even the microphone was like, "no, Matteo. You can't be amazing at all the things. It ends, here." Jajaja! I've watched this about 100x & it's still as hilarious as the 1st!

  • @lukibug
    @lukibug Рік тому +1071

    His level and comfort with improv and riffing is super impressive! Taking the stage with apparently no planned material, just going off of his genuine humor and creativity; wow! Also the whole vibe of the crowd is so loving and positive! First heard Matteo on NPR and I’m so happy he’s getting more exposure! I hope this is just another step in the growing awareness of, respect for, and appreciation of the AMAZING LGBTQ community!!

  • @psaxe
    @psaxe Рік тому +552

    Netflix is crazy for not picking this up!! Hysterical!

  • @alison4316
    @alison4316 8 місяців тому +91

    Matteo is such a born performer, a born storyteller ❤ So glad he's sharing himself with us ❤

  • @WillPhil290
    @WillPhil290 11 місяців тому +159

    I woke up feeling hopless and horrible... but this made me laugh more than I have in quite a long time... so friggin funny

    • @user-dy3oh7ys1m
      @user-dy3oh7ys1m 6 місяців тому +6

      Im really sorry you felt so bad. I hope things are better.

    • @user-pp4xu3gy7u
      @user-pp4xu3gy7u 5 місяців тому +3

      Have a walk without headphones, no plan needed just go intuitively… the air and sounds and sights will take your brain and heart into a different space, remember to breathe deeply and try to look for something beautiful or interesting! One day at a time, but you’re never alone with the abundance of life all around - one step at a time:) you deserve to know peace, and I hope you find it on your journey. It’s hard work, but you are worth it

    • @briandbenson
      @briandbenson 5 місяців тому +1

      Aww stud I hope you’re feeling okay now! Sometimes it takes time, maybe even a long time, to feel 100% but don’t forget to find other good studs who love you and want to help you feel better like Matteo

  • @bindablinda
    @bindablinda Рік тому +1140

    Okay, the special is truly amazing and hilarious, but now I'm DYING to see the next episode of Carlos's telenovela with that unnamed guy.

    • @katmusswoodwind
      @katmusswoodwind Рік тому +43

      Same I was waiting for Carlos to ... RETURN *flamboyant cape swish*

  • @kseni_vely
    @kseni_vely Рік тому +1376

    The "ja ja ja ja" moment, I swear, I almost died choking on my lunch 😂 I couldn't love Matteo more even if I tried ❤️

  • @5Demona5
    @5Demona5 Рік тому +65

    I can't get enough of Nick's depiction of himself on the roller-coaster 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @brielleoelle
    @brielleoelle 6 місяців тому +9

    THE MIC WAS A PAID ACTOR, that timing? IMPECCABLE

  • @zilanthropy880
    @zilanthropy880 Рік тому +586

    I love the Joey in the audience that pounces in with "how you doing" to the woman waiting to give her husband divorce paperssss omg

    • @littlemy1773
      @littlemy1773 Рік тому +39

      That guy didn’t even miss a beat 😂

  • @giovanirubalcava2226
    @giovanirubalcava2226 Рік тому +1360

    Mateo easily has turned into one of my favorite comedians right now. The dude is so naturally funny 😂 and I love his authenticity! He just owns up to who he is and doesn't give a shit who likes it or not. That's an attractive quality in anyone 😂 keep it up Mateo! You're great!

    • @pqm2012
      @pqm2012 Рік тому +3

      Same!

    • @michaelcoutts9470
      @michaelcoutts9470 Рік тому +2

      Agreed!

    • @rosannaburt3048
      @rosannaburt3048 Рік тому +7

      What I like he respects and understand straight people n views n treats all equal that I like

    • @giovanirubalcava2226
      @giovanirubalcava2226 Рік тому +7

      @@rosannaburt3048 I definitely agree! I would even add that I think it's great he just shares his experience but he doesn't put his entire identity into his sexuality you know? He behaves as if his sexuality is a part of him , not who he is. Which I think is what makes his jokes so relatable for everyone

    • @rosannaburt3048
      @rosannaburt3048 Рік тому +5

      @@giovanirubalcava2226 yes n in saying g we agree as consenting adults feel brings more understand n similarities like there's racism oppression everywhere n co,edy music n this escape really helps all more than anything else

  • @NiiCo415
    @NiiCo415 10 місяців тому +39

    “You know what?!…Remove the window!” I love this guy! Funny as hell 😂

  • @iheartsasunaruDA
    @iheartsasunaruDA 10 місяців тому +41

    Nick's body movement had me like Matteo, on my knees, seeing spots I was laughing so hard. What an absolutely wonderful show, you can feel how jazzed the crowd is, I bet it felt even better being there!

  • @pixelk8261
    @pixelk8261 Рік тому +1881

    Matteo is such a talent, this special left me in stitches. Did you ever get an update on Carlos???? Jajajajajajajajaja

    • @jiia.cherry
      @jiia.cherry Рік тому +85

      Mark for an update lol

    •  Рік тому +91

      That's right, we need Carlos'update!

    • @akinmolayanyewande4413
      @akinmolayanyewande4413 Рік тому +46

      Update, update, update!!!

    • @giulia28
      @giulia28 Рік тому +56

      Carlos update please ja ja ja ja

    • @Charley_Cheshire
      @Charley_Cheshire Рік тому +77

      Let's just say his buddy never got closer to his wife, but closer to carlos instead

  • @KaritKtana
    @KaritKtana Рік тому +1579

    Damn, this guy is a quadruple threat!!!
    Such quick wit, spark and talent is rare enough in stand up, but he also paints, cooks and sings on a professional level?!?
    Wtf, Matteo, leave some talent for the rest of us!!
    Absolutely loved the show , so happy to see you succeed!!

    • @tjwash5118
      @tjwash5118 Рік тому +49

      He also speaks at least 3 languages fluently, and knows a significant amount in two other languages and possibly more.

    • @fernbear3950
      @fernbear3950 Рік тому +33

      being a bottom has never been harder

    • @merbeeduck9256
      @merbeeduck9256 Рік тому +3

      EXACTLY!!!!! FULL ON JUST FUNNY ON HIS OWN-

    • @mochuelovelli
      @mochuelovelli Рік тому +4

      @@fernbear3950 that's why i call myself verse so ppl expect less 😭

  • @mourgoukos
    @mourgoukos Рік тому +16

    when the guy mentioned the wife Mateo Lane paused. He now knows the show is coming from the audience, that laughter is priceless...

  • @karenward267
    @karenward267 10 місяців тому +28

    As a straight woman, Matteo, your humour always brings a smoke to my face. Your advice is very on point. Please say, hello to Nick. I peed in my knickers when I watched you both eat at Olive Garden. Thank you.

  • @samus1421
    @samus1421 Рік тому +1543

    hilarious.
    pretty sure this will earn Matteo a Netflix special.
    haven't seen pure / unadulterated stand-up like this since Bill Hicks.

    • @sebastianvaldivieso9654
      @sebastianvaldivieso9654 Рік тому +7

      Bill Hicks was great man

    • @carrietobey6091
      @carrietobey6091 Рік тому +5

      Bill Hicks! One of my first, and eternal, faves. Matteo is definitely up there too

    • @BecSparky
      @BecSparky Рік тому +4

      We can only hope.

    • @dash2240
      @dash2240 Рік тому

      what an insane statement

    • @emd1405
      @emd1405 Рік тому +2

      Lol Andrew Schultz, Tim Dillon, shane gillis, Mark normand, Tony hinchecliff

  • @sc8307
    @sc8307 Рік тому +466

    Carlos was the comedy gift that kept on giving!

  • @shayanpazhandi1799
    @shayanpazhandi1799 Рік тому +41

    I wiill never ever ever forget 22:06, his face expression and his tone! And the following best ever metaphor 22:13 .
    I will always remember these two moments as my favorite top stand-up moments.

  • @handsomemahlambi
    @handsomemahlambi 6 місяців тому +12

    Carlos’ story had so many twists😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @angelahoffman6611
    @angelahoffman6611 Рік тому +1760

    As an asexual....I know where Mark is coming from. It's hard for us to get why people seem so obsessed with sex. But if he's really asexual and she still needs and expects sex, and he's refusing...they need to divorce, both are miserable.

    • @StevenDoh
      @StevenDoh Рік тому

      Yes but this asexual actually said people only have sex on TV it's like not a real thing people do
      That's a weird reason to be asexual.

    • @angelahoffman6611
      @angelahoffman6611 Рік тому +57

      @@StevenDoh yeah...its like he's delusional..or trying to gaslight

    • @Virci_
      @Virci_ Рік тому +93

      I FOUND THE ASEXUAL PEEPS! omg i thought i was the only one
      edit: it was 4:30 in the morning i was so dead tired lol i didn’t read, i was just happy to see another asexual person. but yes if he really is ace i hope they do just make it be known and just get a divorce regardless if both are just so unhappy

    • @pandythedandy
      @pandythedandy Рік тому +159

      Yeah, someone being ace shouldn't automatically be a relationship dealbreaker, but if they're not working for each other's needs, they're not working out.

    • @beepboopbeep4801
      @beepboopbeep4801 Рік тому +38

      It's def something that needs to be discussed right out the gateb

  • @inflatablewolfie
    @inflatablewolfie Рік тому +1050

    Here I am, diagnosed with severe depression, laughing my fucking ass off at this guy! I'd seen a few clips on YT shorts but just now went "hell why not" with the special and I loved it. I would love to have you as a friend!

    • @Tweetyresm
      @Tweetyresm Рік тому +18

      Hi, 👋🏻 Major Depressive Disorder here as well. Yeah, Matteo is amazing therapy lol.

    • @NightMedicine
      @NightMedicine Рік тому +4

      Looks like you found a cure for your depression.

    • @doggytheanarchist7876
      @doggytheanarchist7876 Рік тому +5

      My depression ass lol'ed too! And it has been a long time since I did that.

    • @jackmistiff5300
      @jackmistiff5300 Рік тому +3

      M.D.D here too. It does get better. It’s the joy every new day may bring. It takes work, but there is always another day.

    • @inflatablewolfie
      @inflatablewolfie Рік тому +4

      @@NightMedicine It's not because you laugh at a video that deoression is cured. Depression is not a little down 'cause you got chewed out at work or something, it's a literal chemical imbalance in the brain. Some hormones or neurotransmitters aren't produced or absorbed properly.
      So yes, I'm on medication and it greatly helps, but no, as fun as he is to watch, Matteo won't cure me of depression.

  • @Praben
    @Praben Рік тому +60

    I stumbled upon him on Instagram and brought me here. Please give him a Netflix special. Incredible talent I can't believe it. One person can do all that. ❤

  • @alexandermannturner9702
    @alexandermannturner9702 7 місяців тому +22

    Bob and Matteo need to do an all-crowdwork show together
    Aint nobody work a room like those two

  • @Original_Tenshi_Chan
    @Original_Tenshi_Chan Рік тому +123

    I half expected the lady who was serving her husband divorce papers for his infidelity to reply "Yeah, I found out my husband was fucking some guy named Carlos who lives in our building". lol

  • @encalio
    @encalio Рік тому +498

    As a German with a Spanish name, i relate to Carlos being called out for not speaking the language. Haha 😂🎉

  • @georgieee4906
    @georgieee4906 Рік тому +9

    Everytime he said “you better work” idk why I lose it 😭

  • @justmemessy
    @justmemessy Рік тому +24

    I’ve been struggling to pick up on Spanish for the entirety of my life but I swear Matteo could teach me.

  • @Lordy08
    @Lordy08 Рік тому +552

    This special is just Matteo collecting and resolving the soap opera level drama of every audience member and I love it.

  • @hustler212
    @hustler212 Рік тому +447

    Matteo believe me when I say this, I desperately need this type of content... More of this please... And honestly I am shocked and appalled that you haven't had a Netflix special yet...

    • @funcats1999
      @funcats1999 Рік тому +9

      ya me too. truly quenched my queer soul

    • @hustler212
      @hustler212 Рік тому +10

      @@funcats1999 quite honestly we queer people are starving for content to the point that I watch the same old gay tiktok videos over and over again... I am not complaining but you know... I mean we deserve our share..

    • @thepandemicprofessor7017
      @thepandemicprofessor7017 Рік тому +12

      Comics don't need Netflix anymore. People are releasing them independently now and others pay them directly. Netflix is dead.

    • @hustler212
      @hustler212 Рік тому +7

      @@thepandemicprofessor7017 A recognised platform helps to popularize stuff... I mean even if netflix is a shitty service... But it's renowned...

    • @daisy9479
      @daisy9479 Рік тому +3

      @@hustler212 completely and utterly agreed hun 💖👍

  • @BeckyMesser
    @BeckyMesser 10 місяців тому +22

    Also the pianist is so great, big props to him 😆 just jumping in with a number I’m sure he’s also played a million times!

  • @jeanluccouture9088
    @jeanluccouture9088 Місяць тому +2

    6:25
    The way he READ THE LADY in español😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @testecalle3378
    @testecalle3378 Рік тому +394

    I'm straight and I feel like I've learned so much about the gay community through this special

    • @anonymous_wednesday
      @anonymous_wednesday Рік тому +47

      you’ve essentially just gotten a window into what gossiping at gay brunch is like dnshfbs

    • @testecalle3378
      @testecalle3378 Рік тому +19

      @@anonymous_wednesday I love it 😭♥️ sometimes I wish I was gay just so I'd know how to dress myself and have more fun at social events

    • @user-tu1yb8rx6z
      @user-tu1yb8rx6z Рік тому +26

      @@testecalle3378 this is so funny omg just love yourself and study art

    • @testecalle3378
      @testecalle3378 Рік тому +17

      @@user-tu1yb8rx6z this has to be the kindest thing I've ever read on the internet :)

    • @anonymous_wednesday
      @anonymous_wednesday Рік тому +13

      @@testecalle3378 you can absolutely do all of that while still being straight!! be spicy straight!! us queer folks fully support ya’ll appreciating our culture, all we ask is you understand its significance and stand with us when we fall on hard times!!

  • @LiftedMoonLight
    @LiftedMoonLight Рік тому +698

    Matteo Lane is going to be big, I'm excited for this new era.

    • @boatymsboatface3929
      @boatymsboatface3929 Рік тому +6

      Me too!

    • @SoBayK80
      @SoBayK80 Рік тому +5

      His tickets very expensive now, theater shows, much prosperity to him 💐

    • @LiftedMoonLight
      @LiftedMoonLight Рік тому

      @@SoBayK80 yeah I need to get these tickets before they get too expensive!!!

  • @jaesplace7021
    @jaesplace7021 10 місяців тому +37

    Okay. I just ran across this video and I am IN LOVE!! Matteo is quick, bright and unapologetically hilarious. When he broke out with Christina A's "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas", I almost died!!! The talent that just rolls out of this man is insane!! Keep doing the thing, Man--you are a force!

  • @VinnieWilkins
    @VinnieWilkins Місяць тому +2

    Love how the credits call us out for “staring” Matteo Lane. Who can help it?!

  • @kharper101
    @kharper101 Рік тому +949

    We need an update on Carlos!!! Also, holy shit, so glad I found Matteo. This had me laughing non stop. Wishing you so much success!

    • @larsedik
      @larsedik Рік тому +51

      I also kept waiting for the update on Carlos that never happened.
      I hope Matteo comes to Los Angeles so that I can see him live - I need some advice myself. ETA: I found out he will be here on Friday, Feb 17, but the tickets I found cost $330. I thought $150 for DragCon tickets was too expensive!

    • @BritInvLvr
      @BritInvLvr Рік тому +3

      @@larsedik😮!

    • @juliewick
      @juliewick Рік тому +1

      Same same and same! He’s freakin awesome.

  • @integra8472
    @integra8472 Рік тому +639

    I really needed some quality queer content this week. It’s been a really awful week for the whole community, and having such an incredible special really warmed my heart

  • @michellelousy
    @michellelousy 2 місяці тому +2

    you have now idea how many times I rewatch the part with Carlos just for the extra kick of serotonin lol
    I need this situation made into sitcom asap

  • @DotinAlaska
    @DotinAlaska Рік тому +5

    That "STAHP" at 4:36 was so clean.

  • @jimjimblerton8430
    @jimjimblerton8430 Рік тому +336

    As an Evan I have never laughed harder than when he calls him Ethan. This is a daily occurrence. I guarantee that’s not the first time he was called Ethan.

    • @ethanmcdonald4405
      @ethanmcdonald4405 4 місяці тому +7

      As an Ethan, I get mistaken as Evan a lot. And it’s weird because my brother is Evan and he gets called Ethan 😂😂😂

    • @jimjimblerton8430
      @jimjimblerton8430 4 місяці тому

      @@ethanmcdonald4405 I work with an Ethan and I get called by his name constantly

    • @Amberlamps.x
      @Amberlamps.x 4 місяці тому +4

      My husband is Evan, and he gets called Ethan and Kevin regularly. 😂

    • @jimjimblerton8430
      @jimjimblerton8430 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Amberlamps.x my great grandmother used to call me Kevin

    • @kevinolive
      @kevinolive 3 місяці тому

      And as a Kevin, if people get my name wrong it is always Ken.

  • @The6zero4
    @The6zero4 Рік тому +464

    I laughed out loud “all by myself” numerous times. When i was in my 20’s I wanted to be Matteo Lane but didn’t have the guts. Granted it was the 60’s in the heartland and I would have become a statistic. Kudos to Matteo and let’s give it up for where we have got to as a society

    • @Name-sv5qh
      @Name-sv5qh Рік тому +27

      This is so cute i hope youre doing good now ❤

    • @brightasyellow
      @brightasyellow Рік тому +10

      I bet you are the one that everyone gravitates to now! Glad you stayed safe and are hopefully living your best life!

    • @idunnowhatimdoin
      @idunnowhatimdoin Рік тому +6

      It's never too late! I don't want to think about what *_I_* will wish I had done differently some decades from now, but I hope there is someone to remind me the best time to live my best life is now, today.💖🌈 Also, you're cute.

    • @The6zero4
      @The6zero4 Рік тому +9

      @@idunnowhatimdoinNo regrets. I have had a great life and not done yet

  • @johnwinchester6934
    @johnwinchester6934 2 місяці тому +3

    "Gay as a picnic basket" is one of the funniest things I have heard all week. Thank you!

  • @samuelmonsalve9913
    @samuelmonsalve9913 Рік тому +38

    I just keep rewatching this special. So great. That ending is magic, It belongs in a museum.

  • @reklin
    @reklin Рік тому +478

    I love how, with each question, you can see the progression from, "This is interesting, tell me more", to, "Oh God, what have I gotten myself in to?"
    It's pretty rare to see a comedian that can rely on their improv for such a long period of time. That is both a skill and a talent.

  • @KerriGilpin
    @KerriGilpin Рік тому +513

    That Ave Maria moment couldn’t have been scripted and made me laugh sooooo hard, I’m wheezing! Love Matteo! 👏👏👏

    • @rxbeckett
      @rxbeckett Рік тому +6

      SAME.

    • @jeanvignes
      @jeanvignes Рік тому +21

      I am not kidding: the Ave Maria moment made me laugh so hard I almost threw up. OH. MY. GOD. Sometimes the universe sends us perfect comedic timing.

    • @Flow-cf6uu
      @Flow-cf6uu Рік тому +1

      Same. I really, really needed that laugh today too.

    • @mirensummers7633
      @mirensummers7633 Рік тому +4

      this whole set was a perfect gift

    • @greatvaluecorndog
      @greatvaluecorndog Рік тому +1

      it was hilarious. but... he had the mic stand loosened and was holding it up with his chin. as soon as he wants it to fall he just moves his face.

  • @jadecarpet
    @jadecarpet Рік тому +53

    I was in knots, with tears running down my cheeks. He is brilliant! I hope he makes it to the UK at some point. They'd love him here ❤

    • @mainantagonist
      @mainantagonist 11 місяців тому +4

      If you didn't already know, he's going to London at the end of October 2023.

  • @thethdj3
    @thethdj3 8 місяців тому +32

    So I watched your hair plug special earlier today and just was busting up laughing. And then I watch this one and Nick walked onstage and started speaking and I laughed so hard cuz now all I can think of is Squidward and I can picture him saying that exact Lindsay Lohan remark perfectly so thank you for bringing him on stage lol

  • @brodyjames8092
    @brodyjames8092 Рік тому +402

    This guy might be the funniest comedian, who can crowd work, his whole set he doesn’t even have to write jokes. He just walks in and works the crowd. Amazing. I hope I get a chance to see this guy live sometime I’m all the way out here in California hopefully show will come along because this guy just nails it.

    • @TheDisorderly
      @TheDisorderly Рік тому +1

      Does he nail you too?

    • @Darthlauralou
      @Darthlauralou Рік тому +1

      Same- if he comes to California I’ll for sure be there

  • @ashishsingh4867
    @ashishsingh4867 Рік тому +364

    Matteo saying You better work every 5 minutes is me everytime everywhere.

  • @internetj3r
    @internetj3r 7 місяців тому +23

    This set was and still is legendary. Never could have expected what I just watched. Incredible work!

  • @jeanluccouture9088
    @jeanluccouture9088 Місяць тому +1

    4:52
    The way the camera SHIFTED with Matteo as he turned to face the audience 😂😂😂😂

  • @heslom81
    @heslom81 Рік тому +245

    The whole time I’m just wondering if Carlos made it back or not. Most comedy specials I wait for the few hidden gems that make me laugh, Matteo nails it with everything he says 🙌

  • @weirdokate8840
    @weirdokate8840 Рік тому +196

    the audience reaction to "he got an agent.. he's an actor" is absolutely perfect. just Ugh's and Awheuh's all around

  • @korosheht5446
    @korosheht5446 10 місяців тому +4

    Him having a "gay voice" and then doubling it when hes imitating another gay person is the funniest thing ive ever seen

  • @annix493
    @annix493 7 місяців тому +2

    14:37 as an Evan, I cannot tell you how fuckin relatable it is to see someone learn my name, say it twice, then decide “no, actually - your name is Ethan now”.

  • @jameshero5755
    @jameshero5755 Рік тому +198

    I have NEVER encountered a quick witted, smart, truly hilarious comic than Matteo, He's just that Amazing! jajajajajajajaja

  • @pigletrainbows7824
    @pigletrainbows7824 Рік тому +586

    So excited about watching this special! Was very thoughtful to respect Sunday nights terrible tragedy by postponing it. Rest in peace to all who were lost and best of vibes those who were injured.

    • @honeytesta5960
      @honeytesta5960 Рік тому +12

      ML is funny, brilliant,classy and more importantly authentic. What you see is what you get, that's what i love about him.Oops did I forget that he's a total hottie. Thanks for the laughs Matteo.

    • @EMurph42
      @EMurph42 Рік тому +4

      @@honeytesta5960 he is beautiful inside & out.

    • @honeytesta5960
      @honeytesta5960 Рік тому +5

      So crushable, Matteo is the modern day Renaissance man.

  • @nancyfoote2647
    @nancyfoote2647 7 місяців тому +8

    I'm so happy ! I've started cooking and eating pasta because of you and now you pull Opera out of your hat. I'm woozy with love and admiration

  • @hshi8085
    @hshi8085 2 місяці тому +1

    okay but the opera caught me off guard genuinely, the little we heard was beautiful