Dating - Matteo Lane & Nick Smith - I Never Liked You Ep 41

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  • Опубліковано 31 гру 2024

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  • @TheMacacoco
    @TheMacacoco 3 місяці тому +1320

    Name: Gayer Squidward
    Age: somewhere between 8 and 85
    Likes: Olive Garden and playing Fortnight
    Dislikes: Almost everything

    • @LindsayFigurski
      @LindsayFigurski 3 місяці тому +139

      ideal first date - chipotle and complaining

    • @BBinBBY
      @BBinBBY 3 місяці тому +51

      Likes also Dunkin donuts

    • @marilynkozlow8400
      @marilynkozlow8400 3 місяці тому

      Can’t cook for shit.

    • @mattimal0726
      @mattimal0726 3 місяці тому +15

      squidward?! HAHAHAHAAHAH

    • @tennisCharlzz
      @tennisCharlzz 3 місяці тому +14

      I once heard that gay people do the baseball thing in reverse (the usual way is going to first which involves kissing and getting to know someone, and home base is doing the deed). Gay people like to start at home, go to third, and work their way to first (well, second and third don't matter if you start at home).

  • @znowyowl5197
    @znowyowl5197 3 місяці тому +551

    "Where are the people who don't want kids and hates animals."
    "Cruella de Vil~ CRUELLA DE VIL~"
    Nearly died 😂

  • @peterhoyt2529
    @peterhoyt2529 3 місяці тому +285

    Thank you, Nick, for representing those of us gays who do not go to the gym, are not outdoorsy, don’t want kids, and don’t have pets. 👏🏻

    • @leogaray4531
      @leogaray4531 2 місяці тому

      Damn girl...just learn black magic and start cursing princesses.

    • @AbbyNormal777
      @AbbyNormal777 2 місяці тому +6

      Would you date a woman? You seem interesting to me 🎉

    • @jwi1085
      @jwi1085 Місяць тому +6

      Nick represents the secret majority

    • @leogaray4531
      @leogaray4531 Місяць тому

      @@AbbyNormal777 you must be despered.

    • @feelthejoy
      @feelthejoy Місяць тому +5

      Nick needs to find a professional theatre gay. No time for kids or pets lol

  • @faye391
    @faye391 3 місяці тому +727

    Hot take: Nick sticking to his most authentic self in his profile is the easiest way to weed out all those who aren't serious lol

    • @sans3go342
      @sans3go342 3 місяці тому +47

      mama, you gotta pay for premium and set the distance limit to "earth"

    • @noellegrace_Purrriah
      @noellegrace_Purrriah 3 місяці тому +6

      ​@@sans3go342Lmao nice read

    • @thomaspicone46
      @thomaspicone46 3 місяці тому +24

      Honestly exactly how I feel. I'm fully on Nick's side on this. Why pretend to or filter to anybody?

    • @sollunaystars
      @sollunaystars 3 місяці тому +1

      Exactly!

    • @mytinyvictories
      @mytinyvictories Місяць тому +2

      All day.

  • @faye391
    @faye391 3 місяці тому +601

    Nick's motto is "underpromise, overdeliver"

    • @ConLustig
      @ConLustig 3 місяці тому +5

      Did Nick not know??

  • @jenn7806
    @jenn7806 3 місяці тому +195

    I'm a straight, single 41-year-old woman and Nick is my dream partner. I feel everything he said.

    • @Poemi10304
      @Poemi10304 Місяць тому +12

      Nick sounded so relatable! Like the kids say, he's just like me, for real, for real! 😂

    • @Scocia
      @Scocia 29 днів тому +3

      Same here! He would be my perfect partner!
      I hate the outdoors and the gym scene! No kids for me, I don’t have vices…too bad!

  • @HowDidIGetHere91
    @HowDidIGetHere91 3 місяці тому +1048

    *”You’re not the stepmother in The Parent Trap”* I FUCKING CAN NOT 😂

    • @ConLustig
      @ConLustig 3 місяці тому +2

      Honestly

    • @NessiTessi1
      @NessiTessi1 3 місяці тому +38

      "You'd think I would send you to summer camp?" 😂

    • @chrisrolfe1665
      @chrisrolfe1665 3 місяці тому +5

      Nick looks like Dame Joan Collins, in the Ab Fab movie/film, in that hat.

    • @alnibodycare
      @alnibodycare 3 місяці тому +4

      That’s my favorite picture of all of them lol

    • @rhonwenbaker2448
      @rhonwenbaker2448 3 місяці тому +3

      I love that picture 😅

  • @Filthycasual17
    @Filthycasual17 3 місяці тому +614

    "You look like a failed pokemon trainer" 😂😂

  • @lexycondeelis
    @lexycondeelis 3 місяці тому +165

    Nick always gives off old money vibes, and I love it so much. The hat sending the step child to camp just seals it 😂

  • @fridaybrown5320
    @fridaybrown5320 3 місяці тому +144

    It’s killing me EVERY TIME Matteo imitates Nick bc it’s just 2 Nicks talking to each other 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @fgorlando
    @fgorlando 3 місяці тому +364

    Sweetie, the hat picture isn’t “sending you to summer camp.” It’s “sending you to boarding school” 😂😂. But yes, very handsome.

  • @MissBlueEyeliner
    @MissBlueEyeliner 3 місяці тому +270

    I clicked off a lesbian dating video for this…
    I just need Matteo and Nick to know how dedicated I am to this podcast.

    • @kitsunefire1
      @kitsunefire1 3 місяці тому +10

      A verified, tried and true ally ❤

    • @milintica02
      @milintica02 3 місяці тому +1

      Yaaaaaasss!!!! ❤

    • @Buckboy2024
      @Buckboy2024 3 місяці тому

      Right there with you.

  • @emilyhartman8255
    @emilyhartman8255 3 місяці тому +293

    “You’ve run out of people nearby” 🤣

    • @Rabbit-285
      @Rabbit-285 3 місяці тому +8

      Too real 😅

    • @ButterflySims
      @ButterflySims 3 місяці тому +12

      That happened to me as well,… and I’m in London 🫣

    • @Buckboy2024
      @Buckboy2024 3 місяці тому +3

      You’re not the only one. Yeesh.

    • @AbbyNormal777
      @AbbyNormal777 2 місяці тому

      ​@ButterflySims oh wow that's a disappointment. Good luck in the future. I think you're lucky to be able to enjoy yourself and do whatever you feel like doing. Being married isn't all its cracked up to be. Date yourself.

    • @colinloveland6667
      @colinloveland6667 Місяць тому

      🤣

  • @alwaysboldlygoing
    @alwaysboldlygoing 3 місяці тому +43

    Kudos to Nick and Matteo for making a video about something so vulnerable, still so strong and enjoyable!

  • @LindsayFigurski
    @LindsayFigurski 3 місяці тому +42

    god i LOVEEEE matteo - but matteo and nick together is BEYOND amazing...failed pokemon trainer, cruella deville, with the CHERRY BLOSSOM phone case...god bless these TWO!!!!

  • @Poerenn
    @Poerenn 3 місяці тому +428

    I've never clicked faster in my life

    • @ayindestevens6152
      @ayindestevens6152 3 місяці тому +2

      Same here sadly.

    • @kaitlinsofia
      @kaitlinsofia 3 місяці тому +1

      SAME !

    • @bssalinas1
      @bssalinas1 3 місяці тому +3

      I know but 16 minutes with two commercials 😢 is never long enough

    • @express0226
      @express0226 3 місяці тому +1

      me too

    • @Thearbiter96
      @Thearbiter96 3 місяці тому +1

      I clicked so fast that my thumb cracked the screen

  • @burningarchitect
    @burningarchitect 3 місяці тому +215

    Nick is 33 *everyone cackles*

    • @audreynelson3997
      @audreynelson3997 3 місяці тому +11

      Why are we cackling

    • @taiwansivispacemparabellum9546
      @taiwansivispacemparabellum9546 3 місяці тому +45

      @@audreynelson3997 Same reason Blanche Devereaux was always 41.

    • @kerplunkety
      @kerplunkety 3 місяці тому +4

      True, he looks 33. Matter is 38--are we,saying Nick looks 38????

    • @lextrelex
      @lextrelex 3 місяці тому +1

      I’m 31, yaaasss we can be besties~

    • @kr1stphr
      @kr1stphr 3 місяці тому +4

      This is the first i’ve seen of him and i thought he was a young looking 43 year old and i feel so bad lol

  • @juarez94s
    @juarez94s 3 місяці тому +105

    Nick, you're one of the most handsome men I have ever seen. And I don't say this just because I like your content. You're truly handsome, charming, humorous, and the things you'd imagine are flaws are what make me think that. Your voice and dry sense of humor are what give you character. Your distinct sense of fashion is interesting (better than wearing Hollister, Aeropostale, or anything basic you'd easily find on sale at Zara), you don't pretend to be someone you're not and that's very attractive.
    I'm all the way in Brazil and engaged to a Brazilian version of you (tall, skinny, nerdy and funny), but I'd be first in line if I still lived in the States and was single.
    I understand not having any motivation to date. Dating these days must be exhausting, especially in the gay community. Take your time.

    • @MilesToGoGo
      @MilesToGoGo 3 місяці тому +6

      I’ve always said that Nick could legitimately be a runway model he’s so strikingly handsome

  • @Steve-xo5pq
    @Steve-xo5pq 3 місяці тому +159

    The problem with dating apps is it encourages people to be shallow. Personally i agree with the nick mentality of just being upfront and authentic, but i also see where its nessisary to build up to stuff like Matteo says because a lot of people wont even give you a chance otherwise.
    Edit: also I don't hate kids but I do NOT want kids either! It's even worse dating woman. Finding woman who don't want kids is difficult 😅

    • @UttoMielas
      @UttoMielas 3 місяці тому +16

      finding a man that doesn't as well!

    • @prettystreetchic
      @prettystreetchic 3 місяці тому

      @@UttoMielasyup! They swear you're infertile or its a red flag (no man wants to knock you up!)...I deleted all of them! Lol

    • @AbbyNormal777
      @AbbyNormal777 2 місяці тому +1

      Just embellish your positive characteristics.

    • @mermaiddiyartist8119
      @mermaiddiyartist8119 Місяць тому +3

      There’s tons who don’t want kids. They might not be on apps? Idk

  • @_baert
    @_baert 3 місяці тому +70

    i both understand Nick being like hey this is exactly who I am, but then also Matteo being like yeah but you have to ease into some of those pics.

  • @godlaydying
    @godlaydying 3 місяці тому +250

    Whoever made the thumbnail smooshed you together like you were conjoined twins.

    • @NickSmith09
      @NickSmith09 3 місяці тому +60

      Aren't we at this point?😂

    • @tomorr7548
      @tomorr7548 3 місяці тому +7

      American Horror Story: Podcast

    • @J-B-P
      @J-B-P 3 місяці тому +4

      And made Matteo so much larger lol

    • @ericdwhitmorec
      @ericdwhitmorec 3 місяці тому

      And now you know Their Truth!!

    • @alexanderluna4598
      @alexanderluna4598 3 місяці тому +1

      Never using any buttons is where the matteo and nick venn diagram connects

  • @williamevans9426
    @williamevans9426 3 місяці тому +17

    I love Nick's total honesty. Whether it''s dating or making pride cookies, he is never afraid to 'tell it like it is'!

  • @wendyburt8442
    @wendyburt8442 2 місяці тому +10

    ~It Was The "You're Not A Mermaid 🧜‍♀️In A Poem" For Me~😂🎉~☮️❤️🙂🦋🌈🌞🌛🌠~

  • @afriendofafriend5766
    @afriendofafriend5766 3 місяці тому +67

    How often do you work out: never
    Do you want kids: no
    Do you drink: no
    Do you smoke: no
    Do you do cannabis: no
    Do you like outside: no
    Sounds like the perfect guy if I'm being honest.
    And Matteo... *that* picture is amazing.

  • @Leslie-wb8cb
    @Leslie-wb8cb 3 місяці тому +120

    I agree with Matteo's suggestions. You ARE so handsome, Nick, and the fact that you are tall and have such a beautiful face should be getting you SOMETHING. Maybe it's your fame that makes people stay away as well? Even in NYC the gay community can be *small* and maybe that's why? You'll get there. xoxo

    • @kaylinsmith6921
      @kaylinsmith6921 3 місяці тому +12

      I also feel like Nick is probably pretty selective. It's tough.

  • @vientoassai
    @vientoassai 3 місяці тому +11

    I didn't think I really liked Nick initially but he's really grown on me. His forthcoming honesty is as refreshing as it is endearing. I hope he finds someone who keeps him overjoyed and doubles his blouse options~ 😆

  • @lennnier9376
    @lennnier9376 3 місяці тому +46

    I already feel I will be rewatching this episode like a million of times

    • @robynvanhorn
      @robynvanhorn 3 місяці тому +5

      Mateo doing the snort laugh 😂

    • @jlshel42
      @jlshel42 3 місяці тому +3

      Just for the “33” moment alone

    • @lennnier9376
      @lennnier9376 3 місяці тому +1

      @@robynvanhornabsolutely love it

    • @LindsayFigurski
      @LindsayFigurski 3 місяці тому +1

      already on my 13th watch of the day...matts impresssions of nick keep me coming back

  • @Gymboyree
    @Gymboyree 3 місяці тому +28

    Don't feel bad Nick. I rarely get matches myself. My dad said there is a lid for every pot. I am going with that. Matteo your advice was solid. ❤

  • @jackrabbitron
    @jackrabbitron 3 місяці тому +185

    Nick, you’re obviously not interested in the standard dating process, and I don’t blame you. Those photos are totally passive-aggressive. Look, birds of a feather flock together. Get off those apps, go to places and events with people with your sensibility, and make yourself known. You’ll find lots of matches, just in a different way. It’s NYC for Chrissakes!

    • @mrmr4622
      @mrmr4622 3 місяці тому +32

      But he said he doesnt go out, where would he meet people? At Dunkin Donuts and Olive Garden?

    • @bethany5525
      @bethany5525 3 місяці тому

      @@mrmr4622 The dating scene at Chipotle is very underrated.

    • @Individualthatisabsorbant
      @Individualthatisabsorbant 3 місяці тому

      ​@@mrmr4622I would meet with Nick at Dunkin Donuts and Olive Garden.

    • @jonathan1636
      @jonathan1636 3 місяці тому +7

      I’m taking this advice. 😅❤

    • @_xMC
      @_xMC 3 місяці тому

      @@mrmr4622 and Chipotle!

  • @standdownrobots_ihaveoldglory
    @standdownrobots_ihaveoldglory 3 місяці тому +67

    Omg after Matteo mentioned Nick was a top, and someone in the comments called him a blouse, I can’t get that out of my head lol. But I have a huge, pointless lesbian crush on Nick lol… Wonder if he has a queer sister?

  • @countrycoffeehouse4319
    @countrycoffeehouse4319 3 місяці тому +30

    5:43 the stepmother in the Parent Trap is the Nick we all love 😂

  • @RubenRodriguez-hb3bd
    @RubenRodriguez-hb3bd 3 місяці тому +40

    Nick’s elevator speech at the end didn’t do him any favors 😅. It sounded like an Alien trying to do an elevator speech for the first time

  • @aimanhassani
    @aimanhassani 3 місяці тому +9

    This was literally the best I never liked you video I have ever seen, so relatable and so funny. Love you guys.

  • @ShanKatOD
    @ShanKatOD 3 місяці тому +63

    stepmother from The Parent Trap sun hat will find true love…perhaps not on Tinder, but it’s defo a keeper

    • @MissBlueEyeliner
      @MissBlueEyeliner 3 місяці тому +8

      It could be cos I’m the wrong kind of gay for Nick but I _loved_ the stepmother sun hat photo 😅😍

    • @mermaiddiyartist8119
      @mermaiddiyartist8119 Місяць тому +2

      😂😂😂 love it

  • @dandelan
    @dandelan 3 місяці тому +41

    If that shirt in the sunhat photo was black, it would be Alexis Carrington's first entrance look from the courtroom scene 😂😂😂

    • @josef2012
      @josef2012 3 місяці тому +1

      I know that reference!

  • @dreZmay
    @dreZmay 3 місяці тому +5

    I completely agree with Nick about the, “This is who I am. Take it or leave it” narrative in dating. A good example of why dating apps suck. Nick seems like he’d be amazing to meet in person but the app questions make him seem unappealing.
    Also I was in literal tears this whole episode 😂

  • @hmoore625
    @hmoore625 3 місяці тому +11

    6:07 Nick’s sun hat is making it known that he’s the dazzling murder victim from Agatha Christie’s Evil Under The Sun (1982)

  • @sevendegrees
    @sevendegrees 3 місяці тому +34

    Dipping my toe? Proceeds to download every app

  • @vch1306
    @vch1306 3 місяці тому +14

    I think I’ve binge-listened to 15 episodes today. I’ve never laughed harder during a morning jog or while cooking.

  • @FlamingSwordOfWisdom108
    @FlamingSwordOfWisdom108 3 місяці тому +71

    I’m gonna get fired from work because I keep watching these😂😂😂

    • @cinditas87
      @cinditas87 3 місяці тому +5

      I'm in my office cackling, bless HR for not telling me anything cuz her office is next to mine😅

  • @kseni_vely
    @kseni_vely 3 місяці тому +7

    Chris loosing his mind behind the camera, he's me 😂 he's all of us!

  • @jul.m.2692
    @jul.m.2692 3 місяці тому +109

    Nick, girl, this neurodivergent queer sees you. Also HATE small talk, all about honesty, wish I could just fall into a relationship. You're one of us!

    • @abandonablesnowman
      @abandonablesnowman 3 місяці тому +9

      As a fellow neurodivergent queer, hating shallow interactions isn’t an automatic qualifier lol

    • @lextrelex
      @lextrelex 3 місяці тому +5

      Tell Nick he is neurodivergent and he will deny and scoff it off. I have Asperger’s and uhhh yeah… Nick you are neurodivergent. Lolz.

    • @Margo_morte
      @Margo_morte 3 місяці тому

      I was like...... are we the same person? I got news for him then lol

    • @extramedium1
      @extramedium1 3 місяці тому +2

      I never met a gay I didn’t love, until Nick! Someone put me out of his misery!🫣

    • @mermaiddiyartist8119
      @mermaiddiyartist8119 Місяць тому

      Feel you

  • @kchattx
    @kchattx 3 місяці тому +4

    Good god! This is hands down my favorite episode so far! I almost had an asthma attack I was laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣 That hiking pic of Nick is going to live rent free in my head for a while 😂😂

  • @queersobercurious3222
    @queersobercurious3222 3 місяці тому +15

    Anybody else tear up when Matteo said those lovely things about Nick? I get the mean gay humor, but that was soooooo sweet.

  • @bumblebee-c9s
    @bumblebee-c9s 3 місяці тому +5

    Awesome podcast! I really liked it. Great banter, great production, the timer that looks like an old-fashioned camera - superb. Thank you guys for posting!!

  • @ellis7796
    @ellis7796 3 місяці тому +11

    Be who you are, Nick! Don't let Matteo dampen your sparkle!!

  • @samruddhipatil1469
    @samruddhipatil1469 3 місяці тому +12

    I am not even done with the whole episode… the pictures!! ROFL… We understand your sentiment, Nick.. but you cannot! 🤣 You can use pictures from the Fashion Week! You killed it there!

  • @hellomicowl
    @hellomicowl Місяць тому +3

    - Bring a new positive energy
    - Be curious - you can’t find a good relationship if you’re not interested in getting to know the other person
    - Start building a friendship first. It’s about finding someone you love spending your time with.
    - If attraction happens, you’ve won. If not, you’ve won a friend.

  • @Jenniferlynn6504
    @Jenniferlynn6504 3 місяці тому +61

    I'm right there with you Nick. I want to just know someone already. I think you and I would be besties 😂❤

    • @mrmr4622
      @mrmr4622 3 місяці тому +3

      Do that "100 questions and look into each others eyes" thing, maybe that would fast forward some stuff

    • @ericdwhitmorec
      @ericdwhitmorec 3 місяці тому +3

      ...because you already were
      7,400 years ago, you two were sickeningly close, as in you both made us Gag, and not in the good way, you both were inseparable, until your 3rd cousin once removed, betrayed you both, though he only meant to drug him, but you Also took a sip of his drink, he panicked thinking both of you were dead, throwing your unconscious bodies in a row boat, pushing you both out to sea never to be seen again...and when you see each other in person 4 months 2 weeks and 3 days from this exact date... All of your past lives, will Coming Rushing back, and Everything Everywhere All at once, will become clear.

    • @Jenniferlynn6504
      @Jenniferlynn6504 24 дні тому

      ​@@ericdwhitmorec 😂😂😂

  • @aprilk5113
    @aprilk5113 3 місяці тому +39

    Anyone else completely shocked Nick doesn’t have any matches??

    • @Elraw
      @Elraw 3 місяці тому +7

      yup! only if he disliked everyone himself

    • @Marcozmitch
      @Marcozmitch 3 місяці тому +2

      You have to like something more than Olive Garden or Dunkin Donuts. I understand being a homebody is what some people are.

    • @Buckboy2024
      @Buckboy2024 3 місяці тому +1

      Kinda yes.

    • @gachamansama3703
      @gachamansama3703 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Buckboy2024 Yeah I don't know why people act like Nick should be swimming in matches as if he's the best thing on planet earth

    • @mermaiddiyartist8119
      @mermaiddiyartist8119 Місяць тому

      Yep

  • @benabraham6896
    @benabraham6896 2 місяці тому +2

    Chris Caso's offscreen laughter never fails to crack me up. Truly the third star of this podcast!

  • @shirinininini
    @shirinininini 3 місяці тому +4

    "You better start lying about who you are, because evidently no one's into it" daaaaaamn :D

  • @tpa2bklyn
    @tpa2bklyn 3 місяці тому +2

    The best part of this whole series is someone (Nick) cracking the others (Matteo and Chris) up. Matteo is literally kicking his feet in laughter!

  • @genericusername585
    @genericusername585 3 місяці тому +10

    So, if you don't want boring coffee/drinks dates, why not plan something different? An art exhibit, a museum, a poetry night, a book signing, DIY NY architecture tour (if you like walking around), open mic standup, karaoke? Anything that gives you an activity or something to talk about that won't feel like a job interview. Doesn't have to be expensive either.

  • @MRVSKIN
    @MRVSKIN 3 місяці тому +1

    The best therapy for me. Watching this series and you both. Gets me ready to go for the day and puts a smile on my face every time after getting up off the floor from laughing so much. Thank you

  • @willsx2
    @willsx2 3 місяці тому +25

    I thought Matteo was going to make himself sick he was laughing so hard! (But he was spot on regarding the profile pictures) Nick l think you are a national treasure and I am sure there is a very lucky person that will appreciate you

  • @ireniaks
    @ireniaks 3 місяці тому +8

    Nick's photos are very...versatile.

  • @rydbthatsme
    @rydbthatsme 3 місяці тому +7

    You’re not the stepmom from Parent Trap🤣💀😭

  • @ksenijalucko4598
    @ksenijalucko4598 3 місяці тому +6

    Am I the only one who saw a lot of love and compassion exchanged here? Anyone?? Or am I insane and hallucinating? Hear me out:
    1. Reminded a therapy session (Nick being the customer ofc😂)
    2. But at the same time an intro episode of matchmaking series (think Indian Matchmaking) where aunty matchmaker would refuse to even consider taking Nick as a customer out of a fear of him doing an irreparable damage to her nervous system and business
    2. Matteo getting so worked up clearly means that he cares A LOT
    3. So hysterically funny and occasionally mean (as per usual duhhh)
    4. But then all of a sudden Matteo explodes with genuinely kind words for Nick, which are totally 1000% true
    5. Nick being unapologetically honest and self-critical yet also a bit vulnerable and open to criticism/feedback from Matteo (ofc as far as Nick will ever allow anyone to criticise his fabulous one-of-a-kind self -> 0% sarcasm here)
    6. I feel like you two opened up a bit more that usual and did shed a tiny bit of your "podcast personas" and we were invited into a nice (provocative choise of a word here but I stand by it), passionate, a bit exasperated and very honest conversation between true friends
    7. To be occasionaly mean to each other and yet not get offended and instead laugh WITH each other and never AT each other is the highest form of friendship/love. PROVE ME WRONG. Highest form of truly accepting oneself and each other for who we really are. It should be recognised as a love language, I use the same one with my friends and it's the best, brings us tons of joy
    Love you guys, my favourite podcast and episode ever. Exactly what I needed today ❤

  • @pamela7300
    @pamela7300 3 місяці тому +18

    14:57 …” but you like some things!”😂😂😂

  • @flyingdutchman8587
    @flyingdutchman8587 3 місяці тому +44

    Can't believe we finally know his age

  • @karagillis5739
    @karagillis5739 2 місяці тому +4

    "you look like a failed pokemon trainer" took me OUT

  • @jeiwaru
    @jeiwaru 3 місяці тому +11

    If you too say "Appalayken" and love Dunkin Donuts then you're a match for Nick Smith 😆

  • @FlamingSwordOfWisdom108
    @FlamingSwordOfWisdom108 3 місяці тому +94

    Nick, I will date you. I’m 43 and I have a traumatic brain injury and I am known to email too much.❤❤❤❤

    • @FlamingSwordOfWisdom108
      @FlamingSwordOfWisdom108 3 місяці тому +3

      I’m totally serious by the way. Evidently the comment section agrees. 🌈🌈🌈

    • @LindsayFigurski
      @LindsayFigurski 3 місяці тому +7

      i will date him tooo but im a straght woman :/

    • @FlamingSwordOfWisdom108
      @FlamingSwordOfWisdom108 3 місяці тому +13

      @@LindsayFigurski we all have our disabilities…

    • @wakeupalice9574
      @wakeupalice9574 3 місяці тому

      @@FlamingSwordOfWisdom108😂😂😂😂i‘m dying i will quote this a lot

    • @FlamingSwordOfWisdom108
      @FlamingSwordOfWisdom108 3 місяці тому +1

      @@wakeupalice9574 😂😇

  • @WelshBathBoy
    @WelshBathBoy 3 місяці тому +3

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate Matteo's hair here - it looks amazing.

  • @sophiarivera7364
    @sophiarivera7364 2 місяці тому +3

    This is the hardest I’ve laughed all day , thank you

  • @HappyFeet20121987
    @HappyFeet20121987 3 місяці тому +4

    Omg random comment, but one of my members was telling me about LA and she was like there’s an amazing restaurant you need to go to and I was like oh yeah ( thinking it was some boujee one) and she was like, The Olive Garden! I tired so hard not to laugh. She’s a fashionable little old lady 70’s - 80’s, so Nick, your new bestie! Live in London btw.

  • @Nolander80
    @Nolander80 3 місяці тому +48

    I fully disagree with Matteo about the sun hat and sunglasses, that is very Nick and should stay.
    The hiking photo…not great.
    Hit up the queer gaming circles in NYC and try to meet someone in person.

  • @Heykittygirrrl
    @Heykittygirrrl 2 місяці тому +2

    I nearly choked on my toast at "you're not the stepmother in The Parent Trap" 😭🤣

  • @bruceteel9054
    @bruceteel9054 3 місяці тому +7

    Hard to believe Nick has 0 matches. Nick is funny and very handsome. Anyone would be blessed to date Nick. I would date Nick.

  • @jessicasager72
    @jessicasager72 3 місяці тому +3

    Nick is the genx women sub reddit distilled. All we do is gripe about dating and trying to attract someone. While changing nothing to make it happen bc old and over it. Nick you are a rare jewel. You'll just have to keep being you and look for the one who is looking for you. That means cast the net wider, even if it's irl love.

  • @darcibennett9061
    @darcibennett9061 3 місяці тому +9

    Nick. I love you but a couple of pics need to go 😂 show the person a month in 😂 you got this! I am sorry to hear about your breakup. But Matteo had me in stitches 😂😂😂
    Truly Nick you have so many great qualities. Matteo is right. You are gorgeous. Take out the 2 pics 😂

  • @Gingergent07
    @Gingergent07 3 місяці тому +1

    Whenever he imitates Nick to his face, I lose it. It's SO accurate 🤣

  • @oliviar9808
    @oliviar9808 3 місяці тому +13

    I follow a woman who starts every conversation listing all of her mental issues, reason she's in therapy AND all of her do's and dont's. Her therapist questioned why she does this. She said the men hear all these red flags and not a single one turns her down. They all sign up for the crazy upfront and THEN freak out

    • @octavulg
      @octavulg Місяць тому

      ... I can only assume she's hotter than the surface of the sun.

    • @Chibbykins
      @Chibbykins Місяць тому

      ...she's hot, right?

  • @sureillbethere
    @sureillbethere 3 місяці тому +1

    I think Nick is so refreshing. He's so clearly unapologetically him. He's all those things Matteo said. Still dresses so fabulously and doesn't care. Style, not fashion. So many gays are so terrified not to tick all the boxs of what it means to be G.A.Y. it's very refreshing to see more of just a gay guy who's Nick. ❤❤

  • @jamescombs9620
    @jamescombs9620 3 місяці тому +10

    I'd date Nick in a heartbeat. If only I lived in NYC. Keep looking, you'll find someone!

  • @dennisdennis3821
    @dennisdennis3821 3 місяці тому +1

    The Parent Trap thing cracked me up😂 loved the picture!

  • @stevencipriano3962
    @stevencipriano3962 3 місяці тому +51

    Squidworth

  • @jt1973
    @jt1973 3 місяці тому +2

    "If you too don't know a lot" had me on the floor.

  • @NessiTessi1
    @NessiTessi1 3 місяці тому +3

    "You better start lying about who you are because evidently no one's into it" 💀🤣

    • @GiselleKlara
      @GiselleKlara 2 місяці тому

      Lol so funny. The irony is Nick could probably find a partner, or at least a date, amongst his fans…

  • @laurieyorke7340
    @laurieyorke7340 3 місяці тому +2

    OMG, I'm crying! This is hysterical!

  • @luckymonkeykgw
    @luckymonkeykgw 3 місяці тому +18

    Neither of you were wrong... Like Nick, I'm all for putting the idiosyncrasies up front; no surprises. But Matteo is not wrong about letting that out a little slower. Keep the sunhat pic!!!

  • @aocroissier
    @aocroissier 2 місяці тому +2

    I'm a straight woman and I feel represented!! Thank you, Nick! 🙌

  • @joannefeole4994
    @joannefeole4994 3 місяці тому +11

    I love the Nick photos that Matteo hates!!! 😁 They're giving PERSONALITY !!!

  • @rocioiribe5841
    @rocioiribe5841 3 місяці тому +1

    Chris's laughter is so joyous and contagious 😂

  • @michaelrichier9643
    @michaelrichier9643 3 місяці тому +4

    Nick as Meredith in the next Parent Trap remake!!!!

  • @4ringostar
    @4ringostar 3 місяці тому

    This is the best episode by far. I literally could not breathe 😂 Thank you for always bringing the joy.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 3 місяці тому +4

    They may not be Mulder & Scully but my goodness, will we see The Ex Files! Exciting 👏🏽

  • @KeithReyn
    @KeithReyn 3 місяці тому

    Such a great episode!!!! You both are so awesome.

  • @Rexanimon
    @Rexanimon 3 місяці тому +3

    I think I speak for everyone when I say I was the most offended at the fact Nick doesn't know the words to "Miss Independent" lololol

  • @kseni_vely
    @kseni_vely 3 місяці тому +1

    I can not 🫠 I just can't, these two are too much ... 😂 When Matteo starts singing Cruella De'Vil

  • @zammich3649
    @zammich3649 3 місяці тому +6

    But I feel like I really get what he's saying about dating. It can get pretty tired going over and over through the entry-point version of yourself with new people and he just wishes he could skip to the good part, and when I think about that I can see why his profile is the way it is. XD
    but you have to throw them a bone, too. Nick's profile feels like an anti-profile than a look at who he is or what dating him is like -- even just a brief outline of his outlook and what he wants his profile to be would be relatable and help people see what he wants them to see in the pics he's using.

  • @TPark-rf3lt
    @TPark-rf3lt 3 місяці тому +3

    some of these episodes really need to be longer 😂😂😂

  • @DaeDaeDotNet
    @DaeDaeDotNet Місяць тому +1

    5:31 OMG he's Sheldon 😂😂😂 you look exhausted 😂 I WAS EXHAUSTED 😂😂😂

  • @stepps511
    @stepps511 3 місяці тому +7

    This podcast is priceless. You two WIN the world!

  • @looill7680
    @looill7680 Місяць тому

    Matteo kicking his feet laughing is amazing. And I will NEVER get sick of his impression of Nick.

  • @Ms.Laterholmes5253
    @Ms.Laterholmes5253 3 місяці тому +5

    LOVE the blouse, nick has on...LOVE Matteo looking sharp so handsome

  • @moistointment
    @moistointment 3 місяці тому +1

    The stepmother in The Parent Trap - hahahaha I lost it

  • @bethany5525
    @bethany5525 3 місяці тому +13

    Nick, even though you're a gay gentleman in your thirties and I'm a pansexual woman in my "mid" forties (ahem), I can identify SO MUCH with your dating hatred. First of all, these dating apps just have the most boring people on them (EVERYONE hikes and loves the outdoors, for example), and even if you do wind up matching with someone the process of starting to date is EXCRUCIATING. But do take Matteo's advice. He's correct about the photos.

  • @AbsintheReverie
    @AbsintheReverie 3 місяці тому +2

    This is the problem I have dating as a woman. I don't wear make up and rarely dress up so my photos are very bland and I know no one will swipe on me because I'm not attractive but if I put effort into trying to look better it will just set a fake expectation. I also don't like the pressure of dating strangers because I am so awkward. It takes me a long time to get to know someone and people don't want to invest in something that may result in nothing.