Matteo Lane & Nick Eat At Olive Garden

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @mayug.2732
    @mayug.2732 Рік тому +11251

    I came back after Matteo's new special JUST to confirm how accurate his Nick impression was and now im never gonna be able to unhear Nick as an irl Squidward 😂

    • @susanhowarth2138
      @susanhowarth2138 Рік тому +140

      Same!

    • @nimeryaspawnbrd1049
      @nimeryaspawnbrd1049 Рік тому +63

      This 😂😂😂

    • @mikewolf5367
      @mikewolf5367 Рік тому +204

      What’s interesting is Matteo’s impression sounds more like Roger from Family Guy or Paul Lynn, but Nick himself sounds like Squidward.

    • @ajardine9812
      @ajardine9812 Рік тому +22

      SAME lmfaoooo

    • @estarr23
      @estarr23 Рік тому +30

      SAME. he's not wrong whatsoever.

  • @DisposableSupervillainHenchman
    @DisposableSupervillainHenchman 2 роки тому +9804

    Nick has the soul of a rich lady’s tiny purse dog. Snappy, thin, and easily scared. God bless his little gay heart.

    • @lynettoliver3777
      @lynettoliver3777 2 роки тому +162

      🤣🤣🤣 Perfect description!

    • @susiew.9012
      @susiew.9012 2 роки тому +100

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I think I just peeed myself!

    • @angelafranklin2267
      @angelafranklin2267 2 роки тому +38

      I love it!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gay23ny
      @gay23ny 2 роки тому +45

      best comment ever lol

    • @reallyfijateperocomocono1131
      @reallyfijateperocomocono1131 2 роки тому +52

      Thee absolutely best description of Nick!! Like was just waiting for the Chanel wolf fang coat and the Pearl necklace.

  • @KattReen
    @KattReen Рік тому +4586

    Nick is an icon. He looks like a tall glass of milk, sounds like the illegitimate love child of Squidward and John Mulaney, and has the personality of an middle aged twice divorced jewish woman. I love him.

    • @BestFriendsWhoLiveTogether
      @BestFriendsWhoLiveTogether Рік тому +223

      I have never heard such a perfect description of the attributes of a human

    • @rubingtonthesecond
      @rubingtonthesecond Рік тому +84

      This was a beautiful description of him 😭

    • @amybucher5439
      @amybucher5439 Рік тому +48

      I love Nick, too. But your description as the “illegitimate love child of squidward” made me howl.

    • @albertomendez137
      @albertomendez137 Рік тому +45

      “Tall glass of milk..” 😂

    • @Becky_Cal
      @Becky_Cal Рік тому +10

      Spot on description! 😂😂

  • @patsyhillyer1149
    @patsyhillyer1149 Рік тому +1410

    Holy shit and biscuits!!! Too funny. Matteo's description of Nick is so spot on 6'4", 120 lbs, full head of hair, wears women's blouses, carries a purse and talks like squidward. 😆

    • @meechmushrooms
      @meechmushrooms Рік тому +39

      I feel like Squidward would canonically have a frightening near-death experience at the Bikini Bottom Olive Garden, while trying to hide from SpongeBob and his shenanigans. 😂😂

    • @kchattx
      @kchattx Рік тому +26

      I know! 😂😂 After watching this, I can totally see him saying “let’s go, Lindsay Lohan!” 🤣🤣

    • @katanaki3059
      @katanaki3059 10 місяців тому +1

      I understand his appeal 😅

    • @rachelh2731
      @rachelh2731 10 місяців тому +4

      Absolutely accurate AF lmao

    • @AG-iu9lv
      @AG-iu9lv 7 місяців тому +3

      And wears hospital gowns in public for reasons even he doesn't understand.

  • @wrenangles5455
    @wrenangles5455 2 роки тому +7199

    When the plates dropped, that was all of Matteo's ancestors letting Nick know how they feel about Olive Garden

    • @jmwilson6792
      @jmwilson6792 2 роки тому +85

      Ancestors? The Irish ones?

    • @gabrielb4690
      @gabrielb4690 2 роки тому +25

      LMAO

    • @jessfonseca78
      @jessfonseca78 2 роки тому +102

      ...his Mexican ancestors are probably just glad they now have less dishes to wash! and we love the Olive Garden, 😋!

    • @lb8141
      @lb8141 2 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chrisofmelbourne87
      @chrisofmelbourne87 2 роки тому +8

      Omg I thought that too!! 😂😂😂

  • @heckard30
    @heckard30 Рік тому +2929

    I’m screaming because the way Mateo described Nicks voice in his special is sooooo spot on 😭😭😭

    • @mansanayanaranjado
      @mansanayanaranjado Рік тому +37

      Just like Squidward!

    • @emsauce75
      @emsauce75 Рік тому +6

      Facts!

    • @OzmaOfOzz
      @OzmaOfOzz Рік тому +6

      Exactly spot on 😂

    • @roostersideburns3440
      @roostersideburns3440 Рік тому +7

      perfect cartoonization of it

    • @mdougf
      @mdougf Рік тому +11

      Nick’s voice does not sound anywhere near as squidward-y as Matteo’s impression, but it’s still a very funny impression

  • @szabolcsszilagyi6
    @szabolcsszilagyi6 Рік тому +2324

    "I don't even look at calories. It's a holistic lifestyle." is my new life motto!

    • @samtheruffian
      @samtheruffian Рік тому +23

      Since watching Hair Plugs and Heartache now I can’t unhear Squidward 😂

    • @samuelberson8202
      @samuelberson8202 Рік тому +26

      Bro I straight up can't believe he so casually said something so fucking funny. Like I'd have to sit down and brainstorm and still wouldn't be that funny

    • @biancajade728
      @biancajade728 Рік тому +4

      I am so living by that motto 😂 ❤Nick for that.

    • @maddart4445
      @maddart4445 Рік тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @AbbyNormal777
      @AbbyNormal777 3 місяці тому

      I never look at calories either. What's the point?

  • @gracelarmee
    @gracelarmee Рік тому +553

    after watching Matteo's special, I'm just picturing Nick "helping" post-surgery Matteo up six flights but cursing like he does after the plates break and I'm wheezing

  • @DrRandyDavila
    @DrRandyDavila Рік тому +2221

    Please Netflix, please…..Please give Matteo and Nick a travel show… Can you imagine how funny it would be to see them visiting other countries together

    • @sherila4834
      @sherila4834 Рік тому +101

      I would watch them go anywhere together - groceries, laundromat, hairdresser, anywhere. Their bickering is gold.

    • @sinfestivity
      @sinfestivity Рік тому +37

      They could remake literally anything and cast Matteo and Nick in the lead roles, and I'd pay money to watch it. 😂

    • @ladycavalier
      @ladycavalier Рік тому +9

      Omg yes anything

    • @poweredman
      @poweredman Рік тому +2

      Why. Why Netflix? Such a stupid request.

    • @midwestmulisha820
      @midwestmulisha820 Рік тому +19

      I would watch them go do their taxes 😂

  • @smallpebbleuncovered
    @smallpebbleuncovered 2 роки тому +1850

    Can we applaud Nick for fearlessly wearing a white shirt at an Italian restaurant, and it being spotless on the way out!

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 2 роки тому +17

      He's not letting a drop of OG go anywhere but in his gullet!

    • @mamawray
      @mamawray 2 роки тому +37

      @@Corbomite_Meatballs Maybe that's why he got the Alfredo.

    • @dtschuor459
      @dtschuor459 2 роки тому +9

      All hands up. He is the GOAT

    • @anthonyatuhaire
      @anthonyatuhaire 2 роки тому +10

      Ofcourse. He's gay, duhh? *snaps fingers.
      Jokes, he just seems cleaner than Mateo I reckon. 😂

    • @luigidallagnese2056
      @luigidallagnese2056 2 роки тому +18

      it's not an Italian restaurant, it's an American-italian restaurant, the most part of the menu has no Italian dishes.

  • @ryansatopbloke
    @ryansatopbloke 2 роки тому +1488

    This is the most authentic Olive Garden experience ever captured on film.

    • @_JustJoe
      @_JustJoe 2 роки тому +11

      Absolutely 💀

    • @Ruthy101
      @Ruthy101 2 роки тому +7

      9:44 we’ve all been there

    • @LaurenOliviArt
      @LaurenOliviArt Рік тому +2

      “On film” lol

    • @deniseg812
      @deniseg812 Рік тому

      Noisy.

    • @Sisterlisk
      @Sisterlisk 8 місяців тому +4

      Except they cut out the part where they ask for their bread sticks. I'd like to see how they handled it.

  • @peppyhare6662
    @peppyhare6662 Рік тому +265

    There’s something really sweet about seeing a comedian with a friend who makes them laugh this hard without even trying.

  • @pandulce4447
    @pandulce4447 Рік тому +1035

    I love how nick is extremely happy but he sounds like he hates this whole experience
    Matteo is just hating it all but sounds so happy lol😊

    • @meee4217
      @meee4217 Рік тому +22

      It’s cuz they are total besties. I love their dynamic.

    • @nzr4674
      @nzr4674 Рік тому +5

      The thing about his reaction is that he's right on. They use too much salt & garlic. Everything one orders tastes the same.

    • @VioletArcherly-ke8ws
      @VioletArcherly-ke8ws 11 місяців тому +2

      Soundtrack of my sex life.

    • @lurelurche
      @lurelurche 10 місяців тому

      Pan dulce me mueraaaa

    • @carolinamurtha3102
      @carolinamurtha3102 10 місяців тому +1

      They compliment each other so well 👬🏻.

  • @melsyoutube
    @melsyoutube 2 роки тому +1832

    MORE OF THESE PLEASEEEEE! go to cheesecake factory, rainforest cafe, literally anywhere just go together, eat and crack jokes 😭😭😭 my soul needed this

    • @nutellalatte7522
      @nutellalatte7522 2 роки тому +17

      Cheesecake factory brown bread is so good 😭

    • @bucketree
      @bucketree 2 роки тому +2

      Yes yes yes ❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂

    • @susanburke9343
      @susanburke9343 Рік тому +4

      I wish Matteo wasn’t gay I am so in love

    • @em.5941
      @em.5941 Рік тому +7

      @@susanburke9343 ....ok..

    • @FrogeniusW.G.
      @FrogeniusW.G. Рік тому +1

      Yes, yes and yes! ☆☆☆
      I'm slightly in love with you guys! ♡

  • @PIMPEDoutPALMER
    @PIMPEDoutPALMER Рік тому +1422

    Lol he’s just over selling Olive Garden just to annoy Matteo and the fact they got the worst table in the entire restaurant is hilarious. Lol to be right near the kitchen entrance and also have a plate breaking disaster. Golden content!!!

    • @danlong3050
      @danlong3050 Рік тому +17

      "the worst table"....they got gay seated. I'll get the place was half empty.

    • @IjeomaThePlantMama
      @IjeomaThePlantMama Рік тому +99

      ​@@danlong3050 or they told the host they planned on filming and seated them away from other patrons.

    • @notleonard
      @notleonard Рік тому

      wait is this the alex palmer I know in the bay area? that would be so amazing

    • @myearshurtnoone1367
      @myearshurtnoone1367 Рік тому +3

      lol this was the comment i was looking for

  • @vanhende
    @vanhende Рік тому +180

    I love the "the Fu*k is that thing!" expression as the child runs past..

    • @tgardner11
      @tgardner11 9 місяців тому +4

      That is my favorite part!

    • @GiselleKlara
      @GiselleKlara 9 місяців тому +11

      we so need a video of Nick babysitting a four year old and requiring a therapy session after "It LOOKED at me with it's four year old eyeballs!"

  • @awastedcow
    @awastedcow Рік тому +1461

    Whenever I hear Matteo do impressions of Nick on his specials, it sounds comical to me, but when I come back to this video every so often to watch it again, I get enlightened and go "oh that IS Nick's sound."
    Love this video

    • @iambiggus
      @iambiggus Рік тому +28

      6'4 a hundred and twenty pound Squidward.

    • @mdougf
      @mdougf Рік тому +3

      He definitely does not sound anywhere near as squidward-y as Matteo’s impression, but it’s still a funny impression

    • @Samantha-sy7ww
      @Samantha-sy7ww Рік тому +1

      Would you say you two are well read? Truly it comes across that way and the American Gothic had me like😮 but Nick would be left ... I wish my gauzy tops were also still well maintained after a GD Red sauce dish Jesus H Christ!!! 😘 💋

  • @bearrybrandon
    @bearrybrandon 2 роки тому +374

    I vote for Nick taking Matteo to all of the chain restaurants and just documenting their reactions

  • @anniecampos8323
    @anniecampos8323 2 роки тому +628

    Nick saying, "I don't enjoy you, but I keep coming back for more." 🤣🤣 I just love Nick and his transparency.

    • @thomthom6268
      @thomthom6268 Рік тому

      He's not transparent. He really is that white.

    • @andraarwen
      @andraarwen Рік тому +1

      Ikr? 😂

    • @audreynelson3997
      @audreynelson3997 Рік тому +3

      “Every moment with you is torture” 😂

    • @TheChrisDemo
      @TheChrisDemo Рік тому +1

      Matteo is to him, what olive garden is to everyone else 😂

  • @sierrawilkins7917
    @sierrawilkins7917 11 місяців тому +56

    I need footage of Nick going through a haunted house, nothing would bring me more happiness.

  • @platypusputin8067
    @platypusputin8067 2 роки тому +779

    I think I speak for all of mankind that the internet deserves more Nick content. Thank you Matteo for sharing this gem with the world.

    • @JumpCutThis
      @JumpCutThis 2 роки тому

      NOMG I want to be their official faghag, pretty please.

    • @cynthiahusband106
      @cynthiahusband106 Рік тому +1

      Matteo is my favorite for sure but Nic does bring a lot to the table , his dry wit, intelligence , and he gives Matteo back what Matteo throws out……, they both should have a show together ….., maybe that’s in their future ……Matteo is my love ; love nic but in a way of like , borrowing a cup of sugar from a neighbor

  • @xingcat
    @xingcat 2 роки тому +1181

    Given Nick's nervous disposition, Matteo, you need to take him to a haunted house this October.

  • @lukeg3983
    @lukeg3983 Рік тому +622

    Matteo's body language while the server is talking about recognizing them is everything. Leaned away and as far back in the corner as he can get 😂

  • @3h2o61
    @3h2o61 8 місяців тому +51

    I love Nick. He was so kind to the wait staff but fiesty with Matteo. Sweet and sour. Hysterical.

  • @jamesdakrn
    @jamesdakrn Рік тому +311

    The timing on the dishes dropping was immaculate lmfao

  • @brayanpreciado14
    @brayanpreciado14 2 роки тому +361

    When Nick said, “You can just throw the plate on the floor, they’ll pick it up” to the waiter… LMAO I DIED LAUGHING !!!

  • @amandamarie9030
    @amandamarie9030 2 роки тому +208

    You can truly tell the level of friendship between Matteo and Nick based on how heavy the insults are.

  • @lianedinunzio1245
    @lianedinunzio1245 11 місяців тому +57

    The way Nick just shoots out “it’s always your fault” without an ounce of sarcasm 😂😂😂

  • @troytakesphotos
    @troytakesphotos 2 роки тому +437

    The moment where Nick is savoring the fried lasagna while Matteo is about to throw up… is priceless.

    • @joecab1
      @joecab1 2 роки тому +16

      It almost looked like he was getting even sicker at Nick’s wonder at the “machine” we know better as a cheese grater.

  • @charliemichael7343
    @charliemichael7343 Рік тому +419

    The cut from Matteo saying "no we're not sharing the intro" to just Nick doing it be himself is absolutely hilarious to me

  • @revecus
    @revecus Рік тому +464

    You two deserve a show. The dynamic is so addicting.

    • @themoonvibez3780
      @themoonvibez3780 Рік тому +2

      I agree 💯 percent!!!

    • @focusedfreebird
      @focusedfreebird Місяць тому

      Yes..there is chemistry here that could be capitalized on big time $$$$$$$$$$ ❤

  • @NWolfsson
    @NWolfsson Рік тому +126

    Honestly, I appreciate that the other waiters first asked "Are you okay?", then "What happened?" when the waited dropped the plates. That's a healthy work environment here

    • @oliverfulayter5515
      @oliverfulayter5515 10 місяців тому +17

      I was thinking the same thing. It was really nice to hear in the bg the workers caring for one another.

  • @erics9511
    @erics9511 2 роки тому +306

    When you're a person who can make a professional comedian consistently crack up, you're just naturally funny

  • @Silversky1113
    @Silversky1113 2 роки тому +797

    Nick's dry delivery of "When you're here, you're queer" was absolutely everything.
    Nick needs to be in every video. Best comedic duo of the decade.

  • @markroulette3419
    @markroulette3419 2 роки тому +522

    If Netflix doesn’t give the two of you a sitcom, they are nuts. I’ve seen this about a dozen times, and I laugh harder each time I watch. Thanks

  • @nhprman
    @nhprman Рік тому +79

    "Audience, did you know dessert is Sugar?" I love this.

  • @EatAtJoes
    @EatAtJoes Рік тому +286

    You should go to every restaurant that Nick likes and do this same style video. This could be a show. I'd watch this all day.

    • @GiselleKlara
      @GiselleKlara Рік тому +14

      they could also go to a super pretentious Matteo approved restaurant and Nick being like "Why is there foam on my tiny little piece of cucumber on my tiny piece of lettuce? THis is not food." While Matteo is sooo happy

    • @yabadabadue7889
      @yabadabadue7889 Рік тому +4

      Yes, let's call it "Comedians in chain restaurants, getting diarrhea"

  • @JeraldMiller
    @JeraldMiller Рік тому +112

    “Holy shittin’ biscuits!” has to be one of the funniest phrases I’ve heard someone utter when surprised by something…

  • @thickuums7651
    @thickuums7651 2 роки тому +956

    I didn't know I could laugh so much at 2 ppl eating at an Olive Garden. Nick is having the time of his life with the food, while Matteo was behaving like a 5 star Italian chef that was fed "Chef Boyardee" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #AmazinglyHilarious

    • @KINDaf
      @KINDaf Рік тому +11

      He was a chef! And an opera singer!

    • @cynthiahusband106
      @cynthiahusband106 Рік тому +5

      I love them together Matteo and Nick --love them together I’m a fan of both of these super talented guys --love them , they make my freakin’ day!

    • @clartblart3266
      @clartblart3266 Рік тому +4

      @@KINDaf Really?! Damn

    • @carolehirsch7315
      @carolehirsch7315 Рік тому +8

      Haven’t laughed this hard at Olive Garden since the Italian grandmothers ate Olive Garden. One of them said something like “who made this shit?!”

    • @mermaiddiyartist8119
      @mermaiddiyartist8119 Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @SS-iu1zb
    @SS-iu1zb Рік тому +74

    Nick’s voice is very soothing. I love how Nicky would not let Matteo’s snobbishness to stop him from enjoying his food.

  • @Snoozems
    @Snoozems 2 роки тому +379

    Good on Nick for being aggressively himself. Love it. Real "odd couple" vibes haha

    • @Boohnaa
      @Boohnaa 2 роки тому +17

      Unapologetically himself and we love it

  • @FPwLola
    @FPwLola 2 роки тому +196

    Nick is the precocious tween that consistently reads you in crowded places, and it's always amusing but devastating. Matteo is the fun, introvert uncle that hates all the activities that Nick picks for them to do, but still takes him because Nick is his favorite nephew. It's a joy to behold. Thanks for another one! 💗✨

  • @clintledbetter
    @clintledbetter 2 роки тому +270

    Please do this all over NY. This is the series we didn't know we needed.

    • @deannfrey3469
      @deannfrey3469 Рік тому +2

      Seriously! We need this in our lives!

  • @tysonb3568
    @tysonb3568 9 місяців тому +35

    Matteo…..
    “We’re taking pics eating here because this is rare for me”
    Nick, deadpan….”she didnt ask” 🤣🤣🤣
    I love a good effortless read!
    Nicks my new favorite person!

  • @firstlight7419
    @firstlight7419 2 роки тому +172

    Nick is adorable in his honesty. "I eat like a five year old."

  • @216qnm
    @216qnm Рік тому +244

    These two together is a masterpiece. When Mateo asked Nick if he wished he was dead and he responds with “No, but I wish you were” I died laughing 🤣🤣

  • @chrissyb8726
    @chrissyb8726 Рік тому +154

    Nick jumping and screaming when the plates fall, like there was a mob hit in the olive garden!🤣💀

  • @danesouthard3715
    @danesouthard3715 8 місяців тому +20

    “The amount of old navy in here …” 😂

  • @Deathmetaldano
    @Deathmetaldano 2 роки тому +148

    The way Nick looked at that kid destroyed me. 🤣

  • @suchageekblog
    @suchageekblog 2 роки тому +211

    Matteo’s face this entire time just screams “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.”

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 2 роки тому +4

      I thought it screamed "Why am I putting this stuff in my mouth? And swallowing?"

  • @ashleyaugust5580
    @ashleyaugust5580 2 роки тому +107

    “Jumping Jesus Christ” took me out! Lmfao Every Nick response is so hilarious because he’s dead serious.

    • @GiselleKlara
      @GiselleKlara Рік тому +4

      the "Jumping Tit" was also pretty good lol

  • @especiallyleslie5052
    @especiallyleslie5052 11 місяців тому +6

    "We're under attack!" 😂

  • @Purpsmcgee
    @Purpsmcgee 2 роки тому +176

    Omg nick had me dyinnngg the whole time. I spit my coffee out when he said "it's the ambiance" when the plates crashed again 😅😭💀

  • @joezeroagent
    @joezeroagent 2 роки тому +393

    I haven't laughed this hard in a couple of years. This was inadvertent comedy gold. You two had me in stitches!🤣🤣🤣

    • @mariannekevin9698
      @mariannekevin9698 2 роки тому +8

      The third plate drop/crash had me in tears. And everything else.

    • @alpapillon4642
      @alpapillon4642 2 роки тому +1

      Hysterical! It was the energy of all those nanas who are rolling in their Graves over an Italian descendant eating at a chain Olive Garden!

    • @MsZzSmith
      @MsZzSmith 2 роки тому +1

      Same here… I was expecting to be entertained, I wasn’t expecting to spew my drink due to sipping at the wrong random moment of hilarity. Absolute gold!

  • @jaimiepaquin4262
    @jaimiepaquin4262 2 роки тому +302

    Literally pissed myself from laughing so hard! 😂 “we’re under attack”, “I think I shat myself” and the look Nick gave that kid made me squeal!! Matteo’s facial expressions and laugh said it all. And how in the world did the person filming not lose his/her sh*t? Best video to date!

    • @Leslie-wb8cb
      @Leslie-wb8cb 2 роки тому +12

      I about died when that kid was wandering around

    • @derekpearce4987
      @derekpearce4987 2 роки тому +7

      Right? How the hell did the camera person keep it together that whole time?

    • @monicaalvarez5696
      @monicaalvarez5696 2 роки тому +13

      Nick’s look of disgust at the random child. I died. Like “who does this child belong to?”

  • @stacyvanaernem8622
    @stacyvanaernem8622 7 місяців тому +8

    Every single time I watch anything with Matteo and Nick I am always in pain from laughing so hard. I need people like this in my world. You two are amazing. Thank you for bringing so much joy to the world.

  • @kennethpowell4158
    @kennethpowell4158 2 роки тому +188

    The childlike wonderment of Nick when the guy comes out with the parmesan is truly precious.

  • @wendylynn7605
    @wendylynn7605 Рік тому +88

    Everybody should have at least one friend like Nick who makes you laugh almost to the point of tears.

  • @BeautyGuruMel
    @BeautyGuruMel 2 роки тому +252

    After all the broken dishes… Nick says “The Ambiance”… and then starts coughing and choking… I think I cracked a rib from laughing so hard! 😂🤣 Lastly Nick saying “You can just throw them on the ground…they’ll pick ‘em up.” 🤣😂 DEAD 💀

  • @frasierfreak92
    @frasierfreak92 7 місяців тому +11

    I feel like Nick is actually an immortal 300 year old who gained his power when he screamed too loud during the French Revolution 😂

  • @NotContinuum
    @NotContinuum 2 роки тому +930

    Matteo has found someone that actually makes him look butch. Bravo!

    • @_..bert.._
      @_..bert.._ 2 роки тому +31

      💀💀💀

    • @aaronaardvark1361
      @aaronaardvark1361 2 роки тому +12

      Brava!

    • @aaronaardvark1361
      @aaronaardvark1361 2 роки тому +9

      Brava!

    • @MissOJAY
      @MissOJAY 2 роки тому +2

      😃🤭🧡

    • @yudeok413
      @yudeok413 2 роки тому +3

      So... what's exactly wrong with your life that you felt the NEED to call these guys effeminate?
      Don't answer, that was rhetorical.

  • @kevingirard7844
    @kevingirard7844 2 роки тому +343

    Nick is the most hilarious side man ever. I’m surprised Matteo doesn’t bring him on stage with him.

    • @pedromaymi
      @pedromaymi 2 роки тому

      daaaamn drag her lol

    • @NikitaBastet
      @NikitaBastet 2 роки тому +12

      Unfortunately Matteo would overshadow him with his stage presence and Nick being unintentionally funny wouldn’t do as good in front of an audience as he is when he’s just being himself in front of his friends , he would have to force the jokes and puns and that would feel unnatural for someone who’s quiet spoken and funny without trying as Nick.

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 2 роки тому +16

      He actually did when I saw Matteo in Cleveland last weekend. He called Nick on his cell and interrupted him playing Fortnite - Nick was not amused.

    • @paulybarr
      @paulybarr 2 роки тому +9

      He certainly brings Nick's presence on stage by talking about him frequently. You can see here how rich the material is!

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 2 роки тому +23

      He did 2 days ago. Search on “Matteo Lane: The Advice Special.” Nick comes up at the end. The whole video is hilarious.

  • @IjeomaThePlantMama
    @IjeomaThePlantMama 2 роки тому +140

    Nick had my ass SCREAMING from beginning to end. "THIS IS A WAR!!"😅 We all need a friend like him, someone who pretends he absolutely detests you to keep you humble🤣😭

  • @Polin-dx5ru
    @Polin-dx5ru 5 місяців тому +8

    5:00 😂😂 the spirits of Italians are attacking Nick for insinuating that Italians would like Olive Garden if they just tried it

  • @sonyamonkey
    @sonyamonkey Рік тому +135

    Matteo’s impersonation of Nick in his special was spot on 😆

  • @marcofelgueiras307
    @marcofelgueiras307 2 роки тому +96

    "Audience, did you know that a dessert is sugar?" This was hysterical!

  • @Magipher
    @Magipher Рік тому +114

    Matteo's face collapsing in on itself at Nick's use of "ambiance" is glorious.

  • @tc2334
    @tc2334 2 місяці тому +3

    I always come back to this just watch Matteo's reaction to Nick getting scared when the second plate falls.

  • @andrewsherman6193
    @andrewsherman6193 2 роки тому +146

    We should know by now that whenever a video with Matteo begins with “I hope it’s a smooth disaster-free experience” that we are really in for a treat because it never happens

  • @illectroBarbie
    @illectroBarbie 2 роки тому +64

    Omg I could listen to Nick's sarcasm all day. He is the greatest friend Mateo has.

  • @JohnnyEnigma
    @JohnnyEnigma 2 роки тому +137

    OMG I love Nick so much! “Audience: did you know that dessert is sugar?” Love that.

    • @chadacox
      @chadacox 2 роки тому +11

      And then he gives him a rolling side eye and, “Idiot.” 😂

    • @JohnnyEnigma
      @JohnnyEnigma 2 роки тому

      @@chadacox 🤣

  • @CajunCraft24
    @CajunCraft24 Рік тому +16

    Matteo trying to maintain his composure in an Olive Garden is everything. 😂

  • @CatyBee
    @CatyBee Рік тому +98

    Matteo being the reason for the dishes is the highlight of my day.

  • @ggwalie
    @ggwalie Рік тому +388

    What’s hilarious to me is that Matteo on stage is so very camp but here, next to Nick, he is so masculine he could have a wife at home with the kids 😂
    Edit: what am I saying, Nick is obviously the wife in this scenario 😂

  • @beardoodle9835
    @beardoodle9835 Рік тому +295

    "The amount of Old Navy at this restaurant is incredible.." 😂😂😂
    Edit: Matteo's face while eating Olive Garden is hysterical, "It tastes like salt!" Definitely a real Italian guy there 🤣🤣🤣 He hates it.

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 Рік тому +5

      Appetizer = salt, entree = garlic, dessert = sugar
      Olive Garden in a nutshell

  • @LaVojeto
    @LaVojeto 5 місяців тому +5

    I'm not gonna lie, this video has gotten me to eat at Olive Garden more than any official Olive Garden commercial

  • @kyllllllllle
    @kyllllllllle Рік тому +18

    “We’re under attack!” I am fucking DYING 😂😂😂
    This is my new comfort video

  • @jeffmorse645
    @jeffmorse645 2 роки тому +66

    That's the hardest I've laughed in months. I feel sorry for the staff, but it wouldn't have been half as funny without the crashing plates. I was literally crying.

  • @gatheringmoss5726
    @gatheringmoss5726 Рік тому +75

    "My heart is racing!!" From all the salt in the lasagna fritter....
    My word, these two are hilarious. More of this, please. LOL

  • @TheAmishshoes
    @TheAmishshoes Рік тому +19

    Olive garden is so under-rated. I'm glad nick shares my appreciation for Americanized Italian food

  • @teralmiles
    @teralmiles 2 роки тому +46

    You two are literally like an old married couple. And I’m here for more content with you both together.

  • @celestebarron957
    @celestebarron957 2 роки тому +63

    I’m glad Matteo is responding the way I would to the calorie count on those dishes.

  • @wille5080
    @wille5080 2 роки тому +65

    4:30 “Holy shit’n biscuits”. I swear every time Nick is in a video I learn some awesome new phrases. 🤣

  • @jaydee8872
    @jaydee8872 Рік тому +32

    WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!😝😝😝😝😝😝

  • @pkd87
    @pkd87 2 роки тому +175

    You two need to pitch a Gay Odd Couple reboot to Netflix or someone else. You two are so hilarious together. 🤣

    • @tinak6031
      @tinak6031 2 роки тому +7

      I'd totally watch that.

    • @catherineamodeo867
      @catherineamodeo867 2 роки тому +2

      HELL YES! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @bookgrl
      @bookgrl 2 місяці тому

      Yes. YES!!!!

  • @theygoblinblue
    @theygoblinblue Рік тому +123

    I'm living for every facial expression Matteo throws out

    • @GiselleKlara
      @GiselleKlara Рік тому +8

      Lol yet looks like a model. Seems to work for him

    • @ezura4760
      @ezura4760 Рік тому +7

      His face when Nick was gushing over the Parmesan machine killed me 😂

  • @Setholopod
    @Setholopod 2 роки тому +82

    I love how this entire video is Matteo's face of just 'J U D G E M E N T'

  • @darryl.c7972
    @darryl.c7972 Рік тому +15

    I've watched this several times over several months, it's pure comedy gold! I laughed so hard at these two, especially Nick! Hilarious 😂

  • @stellangios
    @stellangios 2 роки тому +100

    As someone who is sensitive to excessive salt and sugar and had an Italian grandmother, Matteo's entire *everything* here speaks to me on a deep level

  • @Theworldthroughmee
    @Theworldthroughmee 2 роки тому +182

    You should do more videos with Nick, SOO funny ! 😂

    • @jlugoholt
      @jlugoholt 2 роки тому +2

      But eating hahahaha

    • @Theworldthroughmee
      @Theworldthroughmee 2 роки тому +1

      @@jlugoholt They should a series: cooking time with Matteo and Nick

    • @kadenduiffard2388
      @kadenduiffard2388 2 роки тому +3

      Let’s hope not. He’s Peter Pan without the style. His taste in food is tragic.

    • @Theworldthroughmee
      @Theworldthroughmee 2 роки тому +6

      @@kadenduiffard2388 well, considering that the main point here is to make us laugh, I think he nails it pretty good. The narrative of the video is about showing the contrast between the two, and their chemistry together, they make a very good team.

    • @kadenduiffard2388
      @kadenduiffard2388 2 роки тому

      @@Theworldthroughmee If you don’t think Nick isn’t serious about eating this kind of food garbage, then you’re not too bright and are part of the problem. For Nick, any laughter is secondary. He puts this poison into his body on a daily basis. He knows nothing but sugar-riddled junk food. He’s a sad clown who heading for a young heart attack. Pay attention to the video. His facial skin is a disaster..

  • @dannydropshot9588
    @dannydropshot9588 Рік тому +378

    I’m a straight guy that listens almost exclusively to “dick joke dude bro comedy” but had just watched his special because I’ve always found you pretty funny and I must say your special is one of the best specials I’ve ever watched! I laughed the entire time and wished it was at least 3 hours longer. You rule dude and I will be a lifelong fan. Thank you for all the laughs ❤

    • @WhirledPeace
      @WhirledPeace Рік тому +7

      ☺️

    • @enigmaren
      @enigmaren Рік тому +27

      We queers are some of the funniest people on earth. You love to see it!

    • @dannydropshot9588
      @dannydropshot9588 Рік тому +8

      @@enigmaren agreed!

    • @laurenhazlett6327
      @laurenhazlett6327 Рік тому +17

      I watched it with my boyfriend curious to see if he would like Mateo as much as I do and he giggled a bit at first but was like hysterically laughing by the end. The special was so good!

    • @biancajade728
      @biancajade728 Рік тому +6

      ​@@enigmarenso true I had two gay friends who were like Dorothy & Sophia funny (4 the straight guys Golden Girl reference) & were a couple & would argue but stuff they said was like mean funny lots of my dates would always get happy if we were hanging out with them because they felt like they were getting a personal comedy show. No matter what we did or where we were it was a blast with them. Hell I even remember one time I was in ER with dislocated shoulder & they had not just me but also the nurses 😂😂😂😂😂.

  • @zuitsuit80
    @zuitsuit80 Рік тому +6

    I keep coming back to this video whenever I’m bored at work. Love you guys together.

  • @gpoetx
    @gpoetx 2 роки тому +77

    Okay, you all need to do a series of just this... Next take him to Little Caesars....

  • @SoDavey274
    @SoDavey274 2 роки тому +79

    That look at 10:30 that Nick gave of a child in Olive Garden was so hilarious. I'm rewatching this.

    • @niles8102
      @niles8102 2 роки тому +10

      Matteo just cackling like a leaky sprinkler 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @willvr4
    @willvr4 2 роки тому +40

    I was originally gonna say "wow they gave you the worst tables in the restaurant" but considering you were filming, it makes sense.

  • @ragansreads
    @ragansreads 8 місяців тому +3

    This is my "feel good" video that I watch literally once a week to get me through life.

    • @greenbrown7776
      @greenbrown7776 8 місяців тому

      I just came back for another viewing after watching the "Aliens" podcast.

  • @willmerm6165
    @willmerm6165 2 роки тому +46

    I knew the second I saw Nick again I would not be disappointed. His reaction when the dishes fell is priceless, I almost spat out my lunch

    • @MsZzSmith
      @MsZzSmith 2 роки тому

      “We are under attack!” Killed me.

  • @dpberry
    @dpberry 2 роки тому +33

    We all have that friend that gives us fits of laughter. It was as funny watching Matteo laugh as much as listening to Nick’s little episodes throughout dinner.

  • @sourojeet
    @sourojeet 2 роки тому +40

    "I want diarrhea." 🤣 Perfect Olive Garden vibes, captured by Matteo.

  • @Cjmacj
    @Cjmacj 5 місяців тому +2

    oh sweet mother of god that intro! so glad I found this channel. Thank you Matteo and Squidward