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  • @MilitaryHistoryGearReview
    @MilitaryHistoryGearReview  4 місяці тому +29

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    • @Ethan03887
      @Ethan03887 4 місяці тому +2

      React to the covenant attack our final stand by cabezon and other stuff from him 👌

    • @santiagogarcia7258
      @santiagogarcia7258 4 місяці тому

      Just react to emesis blue 😢

    • @piotrszuryn3372
      @piotrszuryn3372 4 місяці тому +1

      Next reaction: foxhole

    • @erikbolinger7269
      @erikbolinger7269 4 місяці тому

      The roidrage is a perk tho

    • @pensador6953
      @pensador6953 3 місяці тому

      3:02 quick lore correction. curiously enough the Space marene DNA is according to lore, still 100% human, the dna of teh primarch overlays itself with the human dna, effectivally evolving the human genome, to be more in line with that of a primarch, but despite ltreations, teh core of it remains human, they are fundamentally diferent but they are not fundamentally changed, no direct tampering, all in all they are more human than say, a mutant.

  • @ryanwight9116
    @ryanwight9116 4 місяці тому +264

    Someone new to Warhammer 40K: why are there no female space marines?
    Me; because the Sisters of Battle and Sisters of Silence exist, and they’re freaking badass

    • @thelordofthelostbraincells
      @thelordofthelostbraincells 4 місяці тому +16

      Ok, so what's the IN UNIVERSE lore explanation as to why there aren't woman space Marines?
      I'm not complaining, I'm just curious, is it a genetic thing?

    • @ryanwight9116
      @ryanwight9116 4 місяці тому +14

      @@thelordofthelostbraincells I’m not sure, it’s pretty complicated, though a common reason has to do with gene seed and all the Primarchs being male.
      I do know there used to be models of female space marines YEARS ago but Games Workshop stopped making them because they weren’t selling well.
      There could’ve been some at one point in the lore but I highly doubt GW will confirm it
      As I said, it’s Warhammer 40K, so of course it’s . . . complicated

    • @themarlboromandalorian
      @themarlboromandalorian 4 місяці тому +1

      Testosterone?
      I dunno.
      I know I'd be inspired to fight harder to impress this lovely monstrous badass of a girl out on the battlements.
      Most men won't admit it, but we don't wanna see women in war because they don't want to see them die.
      We die for them. They get the safety and security of the income. We don't have to deal with that pain and injustice of inversed roles. Kinda how it's been since forever.
      Men largely don't lactate, and can be peer pressured into achieving a common goal, and be happy in the comaraderie whether or not they agree with it.
      I cannot say so on behalf of the women everywhere, and I cannot say contrariwise.
      But men are relatively simple, and if we're not, it's low testosterone, by choice or by fate.
      And the obvious example is that Bear Grylls island challenge where they took like a dozen men and a dozen women, separated them, and put them on an island.
      I'm not gonna spoil it.
      Just go find it and watch it.

    • @jbark678
      @jbark678 4 місяці тому +33

      ​​@@thelordofthelostbraincellsIt's not just women. Most people in general can't be Space Marines. Each chapter uses the genes of the Primarchs (the Emperor's 20 sons) to enhance aspirants and most people reject the associated artifical organs based on genetic combatibility with a given Primarch. The implication is that women are less genetically similar to the Primarchs than men are and as a result are more likely to reject the various implants.
      This raises the question of why the Emperor only made sons? My theory is that he still has some ancient bias from when he lived during the bronze age and there was no one who could tell him no (Malcador tried, but the Emperor literally thought he was joking).

    • @gothicpando
      @gothicpando 4 місяці тому +23

      @@thelordofthelostbraincells Pretty much The Emperor wanted humans to reach their "FULL potential" as a Psychic species, so why would he want superhuman space marines breeding with each other to replace the psychic race he was meticulously building? Then Chaos happened...

  • @atomicskull6405
    @atomicskull6405 4 місяці тому +127

    In 40k they don't automate stuff because AI is banned due to a machine uprising that almost destroyed humanity.

    • @vermilion7777
      @vermilion7777 4 місяці тому +8

      Yeah. One of the things GW stole from Dune lore.

    • @guardian0740
      @guardian0740 3 місяці тому

      Uh, that's also like 99999 other stories besides Dune - you know, like Terminator...
      @@vermilion7777

    • @cesarlinares6156
      @cesarlinares6156 3 місяці тому +5

      @@vermilion7777yea more people would know that but dune is garbage

    • @gyver8448
      @gyver8448 3 місяці тому +10

      They have automation, it's just not allowed to be true AI. It's usually powered by brains.

  • @erikbolinger7269
    @erikbolinger7269 4 місяці тому +62

    Hehe, the guy who carries the globules on his chest is named chestnut

    • @MrHellknightimp
      @MrHellknightimp 3 місяці тому +8

      Dude i didn't get this joke until like the 5th react video i watched

    • @erikbolinger7269
      @erikbolinger7269 3 місяці тому +6

      @@MrHellknightimp took me a few times myself

    • @Anon1gh3
      @Anon1gh3 2 місяці тому +1

      🕊 𝓟𝓻𝓪𝓲𝓼𝓮 𝓫𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓹𝓪𝓬𝓮 𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 🕊

    • @BenderDigital
      @BenderDigital 23 дні тому

      That... took me longer than I'd like to admit. lol

  • @themaxterz0169
    @themaxterz0169 4 місяці тому +111

    You also gotta consider the idea that these are still _technically_ kids, teenagers. Not just military members, but brainwashed child soldiers.

    • @geofff.3343
      @geofff.3343 3 місяці тому +3

      Kind of like actual Space Marines, just more.

    • @gyver8448
      @gyver8448 3 місяці тому +9

      @@geofff.3343Yeah. Even actual Space Marines still go through years of training before they become actual Battle Brothers.

    • @mordredpendragon1235
      @mordredpendragon1235 3 місяці тому +3

      Just like clone troopers

    • @themysteriousgentlemen1763
      @themysteriousgentlemen1763 3 місяці тому

      Like mobile infantry

    • @CT-9904-Crosshair
      @CT-9904-Crosshair 3 місяці тому

      Adding Spartan IIs into the list of technical child soldiers. I recall hearing somewhere that Master Chief was 17 years old when he appeared in the Halo Forward Unto Dawn movie. Yes, he was in combat. Also absolutely decked several ODSTs at 14, killed most of them too.

  • @isaacfreeman1
    @isaacfreeman1 4 місяці тому +42

    It's funny how the Emperor is straight up, "no girls," to Malcador and gives him side eye for saying it would've been easier to manage 20 daughters instead of sons.

    • @vermilion7777
      @vermilion7777 4 місяці тому +27

      The emperor probably already knows people with teenage daughters...

    • @epaminon6196
      @epaminon6196 2 місяці тому +2

      20 daughters who would never experience menopause...

  • @dagonofthedepths
    @dagonofthedepths 4 місяці тому +237

    Honestly, I feel like if you are crying sexism in 40k you're probably not really a 40k fan. Yeah, I get wanting more female models on a meta level, but you got Sisters of Silence and Sisters of Battle, and they are awesome in their own right. If you're claiming a sexism problem in lore you need to stop pretending your into 40K. To me that's like getting mad Drukhari are bad people. Only reason to want female space marines is because they are the poster children of the franchise.

    • @whichDude
      @whichDude 4 місяці тому +19

      Sisters of Silence model line sucks to be fair. Would be cool if they could actually fight with the Custodes instead of just being objective holders. Shiny Gretchen.

    • @ForestX77
      @ForestX77 4 місяці тому +25

      All while you have eldar women the poster children of the eldar faction and tau womem as the poster for the r34 faction.

    • @thebeast654
      @thebeast654 4 місяці тому +14

      Just envy everyone wanting to be different but normal. They can't be comfortable in their own skin.

    • @dagonofthedepths
      @dagonofthedepths 4 місяці тому +6

      @@whichDude True, although that's kind of the same issue. GW said they promote things by what they think is popular so if all those ppl that want female space marines actually showed interest in Sisters of Silence, we probably would get a real line of them.

    • @rigel9228
      @rigel9228 4 місяці тому +14

      The warhammer lore isn't even really sexist tho...
      Like, some of the most liked/important characters in newer lore are all women
      (And theres also more than enough in older lore)

  • @oldeskul
    @oldeskul 4 місяці тому +99

    Paul: If you want to make someone completely lose it and kill everything, you pump them full of steroids, repeatedly give them brain trauma and constantly expose them to PTSD.
    Me: So...World Eaters?

    • @googleman2898
      @googleman2898 4 місяці тому +17

      Thats shockingly accurate

    • @tenebrisevernight
      @tenebrisevernight 4 місяці тому +15

      I was thinking Eversor assassins

    • @Resomius
      @Resomius 4 місяці тому

      Eversor´s run on a bit more then just Steroids and hate...@@tenebrisevernight

  • @Historyfrek4ever
    @Historyfrek4ever 4 місяці тому +39

    To be fair, in 40k actually being made a space marine does count as improvement from life as a regular guy in the hell that is 40k universe. At least you can fight back.

    • @vermilion7777
      @vermilion7777 4 місяці тому +2

      Well. Depends on your social class and which chapter is recruting you. I would rather give me the bullet than to become an Imperial Fist.

    • @Historyfrek4ever
      @Historyfrek4ever 4 місяці тому +3

      @@vermilion7777While fair, I still argue that all the backstabbing, disgusting cultural practices and politicking etc in the higher echelons is still worse. Space marines know who to shoot. (A vaaaaaast oversimplification but my point stands.)

    • @Edaxidous
      @Edaxidous 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Historyfrek4everbrotherhood

    • @user-ld9tf4td8s
      @user-ld9tf4td8s 22 дні тому

      How dare you disrespect the guardsmen by suggesting they can't fight back. **angry gasmask noises**

    • @Historyfrek4ever
      @Historyfrek4ever 22 дні тому

      @@user-ld9tf4td8s Yes, but astartes have noticeably higher survival chances. I was just comparing to regular old factorum worker.

  • @Ochiras2
    @Ochiras2 4 місяці тому +27

    But did Spaceking cover his eyes.....? his mouth was wide open from his suit!

    • @TheGallantDrake
      @TheGallantDrake Місяць тому

      Space King would never gaze upon the thots of space.

  • @Ghostfacesmokinthebluntt
    @Ghostfacesmokinthebluntt 4 місяці тому +36

    0:00 Lies, bro has more backstory than the warhammer franchise

  • @JackRotunda
    @JackRotunda 4 місяці тому +14

    Man i just got why hes called "ChestNut"

  • @GreebleClown
    @GreebleClown 3 місяці тому +5

    I think the decision to give the alien a globulus was harder in this case than if it were just a portion of gene seed because it seems in this series the globulus turns or merges the recruits into the previous owner. So giving that up is letting her eat that specific soldier, probably someone he knew, fought alongside, maybe even a friend, and he isn’t coming back.

  • @gothicpando
    @gothicpando 4 місяці тому +27

    Cant have superhumans breedin now can we?

  • @OfficialDomPhighting
    @OfficialDomPhighting 4 місяці тому +39

    PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!!!!!!!

    • @robashley8216
      @robashley8216 4 місяці тому +6

      Praise be to youuu!

    • @thebeast654
      @thebeast654 4 місяці тому +6

      🕊 *𝓟𝓻𝓪𝓲𝓼𝓮 𝓫𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓹𝓪𝓬𝓮 𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰* 🕊

    • @OfficialDomPhighting
      @OfficialDomPhighting 4 місяці тому +2

      @@robashley8216 False.
      Praise be to space king.

  • @beansontoast5996
    @beansontoast5996 4 місяці тому +34

    You should react to rubix raptor. He’s done 40k arma operations and i think it’s right up your ally

    • @edmundliankalang5925
      @edmundliankalang5925 4 місяці тому +3

      I've been asking the same thing but about his SCP videos

    • @MacerXGP
      @MacerXGP 4 місяці тому +1

      "Let's all be behaving very very nicely..."

  • @numatruehome100
    @numatruehome100 3 місяці тому +5

    The fact the captain gets so angry he shakes in place looks so god damn funny to me when he flys off the handle. But your description of the end result of constant steroids and trauma is a disheartening revelation

  • @martinbeckdorf4565
    @martinbeckdorf4565 Місяць тому +2

    Can't help noticing the scene with the adept machanicus-esque skull berating the squad has the same vibes of a mom bashing her sons. The the captain even talks like an angry brat and the relationship with Space King looks a lot like an absent father ("no wonder he left", "I will give you a castle", "You worthless piece of shit").

  • @whee38
    @whee38 4 місяці тому +9

    I was playing Helldivers last night, and a teammate shot the team and sat for half the match before leaving. Ran out of time and did horribly

  • @seanmorrison9574
    @seanmorrison9574 26 днів тому +2

    Kessler syndrome is what its called for the debris field in space if it gets that bad.

  • @emceha
    @emceha Місяць тому +2

    Gotta love serious military analysts of a parody of an absurd work of art lol.

  • @Morjensful
    @Morjensful 4 місяці тому +11

    Dude literally smiles twice during the whole video.

  • @danielyoho7783
    @danielyoho7783 3 місяці тому +3

    I just realized that space king and the star defenders are essentially a divorced dad and his children

  • @edmundliankalang5925
    @edmundliankalang5925 4 місяці тому +17

    Wait is this actually 40k parody or a rip off 40k parody

    • @vincentthought6130
      @vincentthought6130 4 місяці тому +36

      So space king is basically a off-brand version of 40K. GamesWorkshop actually threatened to sue if they did a prodigy series, so they created Space King as a F you to gamesworkshop.

    • @themarlboromandalorian
      @themarlboromandalorian 4 місяці тому +13

      The answer to op's question is a simple "yes".

    • @gothicpando
      @gothicpando 4 місяці тому +5

      yes

    • @edmundliankalang5925
      @edmundliankalang5925 4 місяці тому

      @@vincentthought6130 lol

    • @mordredpendragon1235
      @mordredpendragon1235 3 місяці тому

      Very

  • @gyver8448
    @gyver8448 3 місяці тому +3

    There is actually a currency system and economics in the Imperium. They use currency called Thrones.

  • @bobdravs6902
    @bobdravs6902 3 місяці тому +1

    Remember listening on sound powered phones, the circuit we used also had some topsiders on it.
    No one is really monitoring it so it got pretty inane.
    Hey Man, are those Doritos? Can I have some?
    Nah man get your own Dorito's.

  • @guardian0740
    @guardian0740 3 місяці тому +3

    Idk how you kept a straight face the whole time.

  • @GeistView
    @GeistView 4 місяці тому +2

    @3:33 that's sitting thru a S3 training meeting and a battle captain is running thru their slides.

  • @robashley8216
    @robashley8216 4 місяці тому +16

    I think space king covering his eyes is just him ignoring all the war crimes he's commiting lol

    • @legozackproduct111
      @legozackproduct111 4 місяці тому

      Its literally him not being seduced by the alien boobies lol

    • @user-ld9tf4td8s
      @user-ld9tf4td8s 22 дні тому +1

      If you're not willing to commit war crimes in an existential war you don't want to continue existence

  • @BlueGoblin1
    @BlueGoblin1 2 місяці тому +1

    I did not expect this parody breakdown to be so insightful.

  • @riku3716
    @riku3716 3 місяці тому +3

    To be fair about the wanting to be space marine or not. In 40 the life for most people in the imperium is pretty bad and lot of them end up as soldiers anyway, so being a super soldier is probably way better than most options for most people.

  • @colinbeatty
    @colinbeatty 4 місяці тому +6

    20:35 In regards to nation building...
    How Everything Became War and the Military Became Everything: Tales from the Pentagon by Rosa Brooks
    "The American public may know little about the military, but we recognize that it is the only reasonably well-functioning public institution we have these days. We do not trust Congress, and the budgets of civilian foreign policy agencies have taken a beating, along with their capabilities. Faced with problems, we send in the troops - after all, who else can we send? Unlike any other part of the government, the US military can be relied on to go where it is told and do what it is asked - or die trying." (PG 20)
    “For many military personnel, the current situation is equally frustrating. If civilian agencies lack the resources and capacity to undertake critical missions on an appropriate scale, the military is more or less forced to step in, taking on unfamiliar jobs and subject to little but criticism from their civilian agency counterparts.” (PG 358)

    • @avroarchitect1793
      @avroarchitect1793 4 місяці тому +5

      throw in being saddled with being a natural disaster response force and you have the Canadian military.
      Every time there is a flood or some other disaster the provincial governments just slap the "aid to civil power" button and pull the army from whatever they are doing to go fill sand bags or fight forrest fires. Without most of the equipment or specalised training to do so. And then the provinces don't learn to fund or form a disaster response force after and the cycle repeats again but even more often.

    • @aeronothis5420
      @aeronothis5420 2 місяці тому

      @@avroarchitect1793 thats what they do in the US military as well. Other nations natural disasters get the Federal arms of the military and internally our National Guard units deal with natural disasters. At least when we respond to those we usually get more thanks for the work we do.

    • @avroarchitect1793
      @avroarchitect1793 2 місяці тому +2

      @@aeronothis5420 it's not what the CAF is built for or what it's primary duty is. It's getting to the point where it is interfering with normal training and readiness. It's supposed to be a last emergency measure, not the primary response.

  • @Mortal2064
    @Mortal2064 4 місяці тому +32

    Jeez, this video has been out for 1 minute, and there are 3 bot comments, only 1 real comment, and then Paul's comment promoting something.

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 4 місяці тому +1

      Did you see how many ads were put into this?

    • @Mortal2064
      @Mortal2064 3 місяці тому

      @@Marinealver midroll ads? No, I wasn't paying attention to that, why?

  • @happykiwi
    @happykiwi 4 місяці тому +3

    You mistakenly added the link to live maps under the 'Original Video' section in the video description

  • @mantidream8179
    @mantidream8179 4 місяці тому +1

    Did not expect to learn some things about the military and the world from a guy reacting to space king. Pretty cool

  • @thundergoat421_6
    @thundergoat421_6 4 місяці тому +4

    You do a great job with over-analyzing the video, lol.

  • @Trid3nt861
    @Trid3nt861 4 місяці тому +2

    (Armor gets cracked)
    "ugghhhhhhh........ GENOCIDE"

  • @mr.endermen2260
    @mr.endermen2260 4 місяці тому +3

    Can't wait to see more of those russian badger reactions

  • @ArchonCavantis
    @ArchonCavantis 4 місяці тому +37

    There are reasons in the lore why it is impossible to turn females into Astartes. This has nothing to do with sexism.

    • @toastle8005
      @toastle8005 4 місяці тому +15

      Trust me, become a Tempestus Scion, stormtrooper, or a Sister of Battle. Just as brutal training, and you won’t have to become a space marine.
      *You’re not missing out on much.*
      In all seriousness, though, I love that this Rogue Trader versions of marines that are literally ‘NO GIRLS IN THE SUPER TREEHOUSE’, and the Space King artwork is a perfect representation of the attitude he passed down to his action-figure sons.

    • @geofff.3343
      @geofff.3343 3 місяці тому +6

      It has everything to do with sexism. The Emperor made a choice based on several factors not to have female space marines. He could have, no problem. He didn't want them. He literally discriminated based on sex. That's the definition of sexism but also before you reply remember:
      To live in 40K is to live in the worst time ever! It's supposed to be bad. It's supposed to be all awful all the time, there are no good guys. Like the guy in the video said, it's literally the least worst thing in a universe filled with so much worse. The space marines are a literal satire of pubescent male Peter Pan fantasies where they can keep all the gross girls out of their clubhouse so they can do important things like fighting and questing and hanging out with the boys having sword fights.
      You don't have to defend all-male space marines, but the people who cry foul are also missing the point. Bad things can be bad in fiction without authorial endorsement. It's called the point.
      Also, bonus sisters of battle. Also bad, not good, militant nuns who only got to be where they are because of a legal loophole. Their sex is literally objectified and presented to get around a technicality.
      Everything in 40K is the worst version of the universe on purpose. It's okay to have things that aren't okay in your work. It's like the old joke about fans wanting to live in their favorite setting and 40K fans are like, "Nah, I'm good." If you ever feel like the answer isn't that on anything 40K then you might want to stop 40K.

    • @Olterior
      @Olterior 3 місяці тому +2

      Isnt flashgitz take that takes a piss of the whole alpha male/red pill subculture.

  • @bad-people6510
    @bad-people6510 3 дні тому

    Debris cascades already happen in orbit, they eventually lose orbital stability and either burn up or escape orbit. Stable orbits are actually very hard to maintain in things with relatively low mass. The reason we have treaties against orbital weapons is because it's something no side wants to deal with and because it's impractical.

  • @gardanothdaedra-blood6834
    @gardanothdaedra-blood6834 4 місяці тому +12

    Think if I remember right there was an attempt to do female space marines once, didn't go well at all. Was scrapped and then ye got the sisters of battle instead.

    • @thelordofthelostbraincells
      @thelordofthelostbraincells 4 місяці тому

      Is that canon?

    • @gothicpando
      @gothicpando 4 місяці тому +4

      They were ugos...

    • @gardanothdaedra-blood6834
      @gardanothdaedra-blood6834 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@@thelordofthelostbraincells
      Not what I meant, meant that it was gonna be a thing added to 40k but it was scrapped so, it's not canon. Was gonna be, think there might've even been models for it but again, didn't work out.

    • @AlphaSorrow
      @AlphaSorrow 4 місяці тому +3

      lmao @@gothicpando

    • @mordredpendragon1235
      @mordredpendragon1235 3 місяці тому

      Which makes sense since they're literally are "female space marines"

  • @ipeter7472
    @ipeter7472 4 місяці тому +15

    Space marines are absolutely gifted but are not a one man army.

    • @dagonofthedepths
      @dagonofthedepths 4 місяці тому +6

      Feel like it depends on the book. Sometimes they are just that.

    • @TBKOTOROB
      @TBKOTOROB 4 місяці тому +3

      HERESY!!!

    • @gyver8448
      @gyver8448 3 місяці тому +3

      Depends on the Marine and who is portraying them. Kharn is absolutely a one man army. So is Sigismund.

    • @mordredpendragon1235
      @mordredpendragon1235 3 місяці тому

      Unless your a named character

    • @ipeter7472
      @ipeter7472 3 місяці тому

      @@dagonofthedepths The book, situation, and Primarch watching over their shoulder. The blessings are real some space marine after 100s of years are just dang good at what they do.

  • @pedrogames443
    @pedrogames443 4 місяці тому +6

    lets goooooooooooooooo space king

  • @bad-people6510
    @bad-people6510 3 дні тому

    R strategy vs K strategy is something that the Starship Troopers book goes into that the movie doesn't, which is why I see a lot of people who only saw the movie misunderstand the conflict. They think the humans have to have done something nefarious because to them the actions of the bugs don't make sense. (probably also combined with a couple of generations of ingrained self-loathing) Because the bugs are a total collectivist super-organism that thinks only in terms of species, they can't comprehend balkanization, fractalization or sub-factions. To them a hand full of separatist landing on their planet is not a small colony of separatists, it was humans invading bugs, period. And so the only logical response to them is the genocide of the human species because half measures and individual responsibilities are not part of their psychology.

  • @samueltrusik3251
    @samueltrusik3251 4 місяці тому

    FINALLY!
    It has been so long since you reacted to something!

  • @chuckmcguffin
    @chuckmcguffin 3 місяці тому

    I always enjoy your insight Paul. Thanks for being awesome ❤

  • @len9505
    @len9505 4 місяці тому +1

    00:03
    Next on MHGR: Paul watches Rebel Moon

  • @DoctorPhilGud
    @DoctorPhilGud 4 місяці тому +3

    Omg im so glad you watched this

  • @marcpilati5597
    @marcpilati5597 4 місяці тому

    Have missed this with you Paul!

  • @mixail267
    @mixail267 4 місяці тому +13

    When you talk about Russian Ukrainian war, don't forget that Ukrainian command has strict policy about publishing data about their loses, like citizens aren't allowed to do photos and videos at military cemeteries. So it's not only meatgrinding russians.

  • @TPBXDRicky420
    @TPBXDRicky420 3 місяці тому

    LOL How did I not know you had this other channel???

  • @BlueMoonFuzz
    @BlueMoonFuzz Місяць тому

    At this point I just watch your videos to see what makes you laugh lol

  • @shadowpoet4398
    @shadowpoet4398 17 днів тому

    38:53
    ...looks like he hated it. Didn't crack a smile the whole time. 🫤

  • @jamesmilton6529
    @jamesmilton6529 3 місяці тому

    14:10 i was expecting the old joke about a 2nd Lt with a map.

  • @UltraVioletKnight
    @UltraVioletKnight 3 місяці тому

    Was just expecting commentary on W40k but also got commentary about religion, politics, and history. Subscribed

  • @Ollyatlas
    @Ollyatlas 9 днів тому

    1:09 these are likely either world eaters or some blood angels who saw those kids as horus
    May the salamanders find them

  • @ariels3372
    @ariels3372 3 місяці тому

    hell ya this was somthing that made me crack up in a long time

  • @danterichtofen9585
    @danterichtofen9585 3 місяці тому +1

    Trying to turn a female body into a space marine would be more expensive and a higher mortality rate in the initiation process than with male recruits.

  • @WallNutBreaker524
    @WallNutBreaker524 4 місяці тому +1

    Please React to "No String's Prd Kane Biopic" and "Fog Hill of Five Elements". 😂

  • @MrMLaidlaw
    @MrMLaidlaw 3 місяці тому

    You need boots on the ground to hold territory and how are they supposed to look for artifacts in a crater?

  • @Roozhy
    @Roozhy 3 місяці тому

    You forgot the part where SF has to have an IQ of 130 to enter. So everyone is jacked and smart.

  • @ngageman1988
    @ngageman1988 3 місяці тому

    Drednoght is more like mobile battle ready coffin or life suspender decide.so even after cripling damage marine can still serve.

  • @strafenone
    @strafenone 4 місяці тому

    So great video, and I love your raising the point about TBI and trauma combined with emotional instability, but I want to point out a few things.
    Firstly I want to nerd out and explain Space Marines are fitted with emotional regulators and artificial or engineered organs that stimulate them or sedate them as needed to not freak out. They are basically eunuch warriors (with some notable exceptions) that are chemically castrated to have no biological drives, the gene seeds alter their DNA to make them near clones of their Primarch and some have genetic faults that predispose them to rage for example like World Eaters and Blood Angels. Most Space Marines are closer to warrior monks or crusaders than soldiers, they have emotions, desires and intentions, as well as freewill, but much of the biologically or worldly desires are muted to none existent. They are able to hold their breath and slow their biology down to survive hours in a vacuum, it's easier top view them as immortal primarily organic cyborgs with their own wills than men.
    Higher Test isn't the cause of emotional instability or "roid rage" but rather the aromatization of free testosterone that is unbinded converting to excess estrogen which then has adverse reactions in mood and health. It's actually men with lower overall T or bad hormone regulation who suffer the most from emotional instability this can be from misuse of steroids or other PEDs, constant poor sleep, poor diet, lack of or too much physical activity, and age. Mid to late teens and middle aged men are most vulnerable to hormonal imbalance, so you can see the military is sort've a huge combo of those factors and trauma. It's important to understand though that Test in itself is not at all the cause of violent or aggressive behavior and those are symptom of an overall systemic imbalance that require a holistic understanding. This is as bad a myth in my opinion as the all forms of soy are estrogenic when fermented soy is actually beneficial to the regulation of hormones. Further some people are more sensitive to androgenic compounds and processed food and anti-perspirants contain astronomical amounts of estrogenic compounds.
    Tl;dr High estrogen is the actual cause for roid rage and most Space Marines don't have roid rage

  • @aguiaia1
    @aguiaia1 3 місяці тому

    "you have to be a terrible person to be a billionaire" reads a lot like
    "you have to be a horse to pull a cart"

  • @raisttlyn
    @raisttlyn 3 місяці тому

    GENIUS

  • @cirian75
    @cirian75 4 місяці тому

    We had two guy at work 11 years ago who started juicing, but then they had the mood swings and violence become their default response.

  • @ipeter7472
    @ipeter7472 4 місяці тому

    Space wolf treatment with the brain upload.

  • @teobratuteodor1728
    @teobratuteodor1728 4 місяці тому +8

    Only reason why new fans in particular want female space marines is just to for rule 34.

    • @geofff.3343
      @geofff.3343 3 місяці тому +3

      Like canonicity has EVER dissuaded those kinds of artists! XD

    • @teobratuteodor1728
      @teobratuteodor1728 3 місяці тому

      @@geofff.3343 sadly it was for the best to if it wasn't it will become a fandom full of webs and it will ruin everything how many shows and anime got ruined like My Hero Academia W was made for webs and they forgot what was the point of the show.

    • @geofff.3343
      @geofff.3343 3 місяці тому +1

      @@teobratuteodor1728 That would have happened by now anyway with the Sisters of Battle or Tai so you worry over less than nothing.

    • @teobratuteodor1728
      @teobratuteodor1728 3 місяці тому

      @@geofff.3343 you underestimate the webs and degenerates. How many fandoms havent been ruined by degenerate webs like My Hero Academia, Sonic and Ghenshin Impact fans.

  • @Ismail-tp1wn
    @Ismail-tp1wn 4 місяці тому +2

    *i think you should check out far cry 3 or more Fallout.*

  • @dabigork
    @dabigork 3 місяці тому

    For the space king

  • @viskgramm2653
    @viskgramm2653 4 місяці тому

    Expect for Ultramar they are the most richest planet that isn't closely tied to the imperium

  • @godzilla9619
    @godzilla9619 4 місяці тому +2

    please watch Team Neighborhood - Chronicles - Frozen Fortress

  • @emceha
    @emceha Місяць тому

    Its hardly about sacred „dirt”, if you want to get it, read some quotes by Moshe Dayan.

  • @-Big_Big
    @-Big_Big Місяць тому

    I think if they continue the series. the globulus that chestnut collected will be used to remake the team.
    Hence why handing over one of the globulus is so heretical. its their immortal beings.
    Also giving an alien your balls.. yuck

  • @GreebleClown
    @GreebleClown 3 місяці тому

    18:09 Yeah, and in the Bible God is always asking people to do things they don’t really want to do. Heck, Jonah ran the heck away in the opposite direction, Esther was scared shitless, Moses tried to come up with reasons why he was not the guy for the job… Heck, even Mary had a few questions for the angel.

  • @hadesdogs4366
    @hadesdogs4366 4 місяці тому

    Angron😂

  • @atomicskull6405
    @atomicskull6405 4 місяці тому +3

    With all the remodeling they do to space marines if it did work on women they'd look just like the dudes except maybe a little more androgynous in the face.

    • @vermilion7777
      @vermilion7777 4 місяці тому

      To be fair. This is how basicly all women GW ever designed look (with the exception of the old deamonettes)

    • @giannicolamatteo8155
      @giannicolamatteo8155 4 місяці тому +1

      Also i would immagine given how chemically complicated a womans body is, for child birth and what not, i would imagine that the extra complexity would make them more genetically prone to mutation than there male counterparts

  • @creepycody7039
    @creepycody7039 4 місяці тому +11

    my brother in christ. they have battle sisters

  • @Resomius
    @Resomius 4 місяці тому

    When people think that the Imperium in 40k has unlimited money and budged I will always point to Cryptman.
    The Inquisitor that got excomunicated form the Inquisition for beeing TOO RADICAL!
    Becaus all the Planets he glassed couldn´t bring in tithe and resources into the Imperium anymore.

  • @tylerslagel5485
    @tylerslagel5485 4 місяці тому +3

    Titans serve a combat role that star defenders can’t. Literally just walking tanks. And tanks are still relevant.
    Conversely, Stardefenders serve a combat role that titans can’t serve. Able to go to places where they can’t. Able to engage with enemies in situations where a titan wouldn’t even fit.

  • @Quickdrawingartist
    @Quickdrawingartist 22 дні тому

    What about Death Krieg?

  • @neglectfulsausage7689
    @neglectfulsausage7689 11 днів тому

    Being comfortable in your xenosexuality means accepting that you find the xenos disgusting

  • @mikepowell8611
    @mikepowell8611 Місяць тому

    Why waste geneseed on making a female SM? Best case scenario you end up with 70% of a SM.

  • @chrisbacon3071
    @chrisbacon3071 4 місяці тому

    12:10 so the average U.S marine?
    Joking love you guys, where would the Royal Marines be with out their U.S brothers?

  • @AnotherCrazyClown
    @AnotherCrazyClown 4 місяці тому

    lmao

  • @adamshattuck1985
    @adamshattuck1985 4 місяці тому

    im 6'2-3 and weigh 295. im a big dude, but the bulky dudes my size-steroids, definitely steroids

  • @FordThunderCougarFalconBird
    @FordThunderCougarFalconBird 4 місяці тому +8

    Dude, it’s a funny Warhammer video. You’re taking it way too seriously.

  • @Starrazing
    @Starrazing 3 місяці тому

    hi paul, can you watch and react to/break down the trailers for dead by daylight?

  • @geofff.3343
    @geofff.3343 3 місяці тому

    I don't think you have to be a horrible person to be a billionaire, but I definitely think that the chance that you're still an ethical person approaches zero. I think the amassing of such wealth that simultaneously means it has become trivial if not meaningless to the owner but could help so many lives is probably some kind of poor mental state to be in.

  • @vrinnmetagen
    @vrinnmetagen 4 місяці тому +2

    Being in the military doesn't mean you know anything about the military. I really hate this bs of "i was a jar head thus i should be seen as a military expert guy"

    • @mordredpendragon1235
      @mordredpendragon1235 3 місяці тому +1

      Yeah cuz serving doesn't mean you know anything about the military
      That makes sense 😑

  • @lixydead3665
    @lixydead3665 3 місяці тому

    just a point of view if a high archy came to you with such offer know that yout business has a great deal to get more than what they off on top of that
    your government will work hard to make that billion dollar equal to a happy meal and university expenises
    so fuck the money if you have a working regular place/website
    also factories
    just invest more in yourself deveplments and your kids to do better with the job after you but give them the breather to find their own and in the end of the day it is either their idea or your long lived factory or they lose it all then god is the only one who is going to help them out so on the side help those in need so god help you and your family out in anyway shaped or preformed

  • @orpheus6026
    @orpheus6026 4 місяці тому +10

    There was female space marines in the very beginning before warhammer was warhammer, nobody bought them so they dropped it for 40k and later made sisters of battle, similar as in monks and nuns with guns in space with power armor, Now they want Female space marines because its 2024 and cant have a boys only thing in the spotlight, Just to make someone who wants to change 40 years of backstory and lore, who by the way is probably a just a Tourist to the fandom happy. Just because One Key fits One lock doesn't make it a skeleton key.

    • @columbatiberius2176
      @columbatiberius2176 4 місяці тому

      There were never any female Space Marines made. The two female models in Rogue Trader were prototype Sisters of Battle that were only released because GW didn't have enough decent models for a wave. Someone got some unpainted models and "sister" was etched into the metal tab that slotted into the base. The symbol on the painted models was seen in early RT artwork of the Sisters too.

  • @stetonwalters574
    @stetonwalters574 4 місяці тому +8

    Wait if you took a woman and you turned her into a Space Marine wouldn't she just look like a regular Space Marine.🤔

    • @gothicpando
      @gothicpando 4 місяці тому +2

      female ogryn exist...

    • @vermilion7777
      @vermilion7777 4 місяці тому +1

      No. She would die on the op table.

  • @DaveDexterMusic
    @DaveDexterMusic 4 місяці тому +4

    "army combat veteran reacts"
    well I'm just glad being in the army hasn't become your entire personality... oh

  • @HawkGTboy
    @HawkGTboy 4 місяці тому +8

    Part of the appeal of these reaction videos is seeing people actually, you know, *react* to the funny scenes. 😐

    • @averageeughenjoyer6429
      @averageeughenjoyer6429 4 місяці тому +2

      Transformative content is not just putting your camera in the corner of a video

  • @toastle8005
    @toastle8005 4 місяці тому

    Look mate, first of all, thank you for your service, and you don’t have to give my comment the time of day. It was a good video and it was interesting to hear from you, but a few thoughts on your off-the-cuff comments on religion:
    1) Sex being ‘evil’. I can’t speak for most religions, and I know Islam is so far into what you’ve said that it’s entirely accurate- a woman without coverings is seen as an unwrapped lollipop, that’ll be swarmed by ants. And it’s pretty revolting.
    But on Christianity, I really don’t know where this idea came from. Sex is never shown as an evil or sinful thing. Sure, you get uptight old people who think it, but they also think dancing is indulgent, Harry Potter is satanic and that rock and roll summons demons.
    The Bible has an entire book dedicated to courtship and sex, and how beautiful it can be. The thing it warns about, is doing it wrong.
    Fire is a great, necessary thing, to warm the house and cook your food. If you burn down your house, it will go poorly. That doesn’t make you ‘anti-fire’, or ‘anti-sex’, it just makes you smart.
    The reason it ‘sounds so stupid’ to deny sex as an intrinsic part of a human life.. is because it is. Which is why the Bible never comes close to saying it. It’s just a stereotype, from the Bible Belt in the 60’s and 70’s, and many other overly-strict cultures throughout the centuries.
    2) God ‘always telling people what they want to hear’. This one I always sympathise with, we’ve all heard of that Megachurch Pastor who God ‘just wants to have a private jet’, and cult leaders exist for a reason, where God just ‘wants them to sleep with all the women and get all the money’.
    Then again, there’s also a lot of accounts of people who have ‘heard God speak to them’, and have immediately dropped everything, left their comfortable life and possessions behind, and trek off into the middle of nowhere to help build wells and farms in the most remote, mosquito-bitten parts of Africa, where they’re suffering each day. And they never come back to their old life, or western comforts, like something’s fundamentally changed with how seriously they take life.
    I’d bet you my left shoe that’s not what they ‘wanted’ to hear. And yet some of them get up and move like they’ve been electrocuted. And it’s the story behind a lot of the greatest missionary and humanitarian aid workers in the last half-century. My family has actually known people who say God ‘spoke to them’, and have uprooted everything comfortable and given everything away to live a hard life doing something.
    I know it’s really easy to just throw comments like that out there, because it IS true… I’ve talked to people who God just ‘wants to be rich and to have your money’, and history is full of stories of Allah excusing child marriage because Mohammed just happened to be trying to do that, while also hating everyone Mohammed hated.
    But it’s a bit unfair to throw blanket statements like that. I’ve started to come around to the idea of God as I’ve gotten older and seen more about humanity and life, and I still find the idea of ‘God’ talking to these MegaChurch pastors hilarious.
    But it’s a bit unfair to claim that ‘95% of people’ just hear what they want to hear, when so many charities and foundations have started with people throwing away life savings, McDonalds and air conditioning to follow ‘the voice of God’ into the wilderness.
    …or maybe I’m just full of crap, I don’t know. Either way, if you made it to the end of this for some reason (and I wouldn’t blame you if you didn’t), cheers for hearing my thoughts out. Best of luck out there, hope your beers are cold (if you drink them) and your nights are good. And cheers again, for hearing this idiot out- I just feel like no one talks about this stuff anymore…

  • @Varyag1989
    @Varyag1989 4 місяці тому +2

    Like finish the video maybe? And give the link for the original? Slop for pigs quality

  • @DeHerg
    @DeHerg 3 місяці тому +1

    OK, I get your explanation why you skipped over other creators sponsors, because your sponsors might not be ok with that. Still a dick move but at least understandable. But skipping over their patreon promo even though you directly benefitted from their work? Really?

  • @evilbabai7083
    @evilbabai7083 4 місяці тому +1

    2:57 because there's no reason to go an extra mile when you have a vastly more up to task option to work with from the get to. It's much easier to make an effective all terrain fighting vehicle out of Hilux than out of Prius, isn't it?
    11:52 that's could be somewhat true to a pre-heresy Astartes, since they were allowed to have a personalities, but it's not the case fro the Codex era Astartes, since they're highly psycho-conditioned and hyper-focused, so you'll need to push them really, really had to tip into some kind of emotional response.
    24:02 no, she didn't - they were going to blast her in a first place. No wonder you're so biased in your Ukraine war assessment - you can't even figure out a cartoon's plot points.

  • @councilorvayhek3752
    @councilorvayhek3752 3 місяці тому +1

    My god i never heard someone make a 17 min funny video into a 30 min depression video about muh veteran military service..