I was a teenager/young adult during the "golden age of the arcades" in the early 80's, I can tell you for fact there were no naked boobs in the arcade.
@@stinkypinkeee5085 yeah, or when you use your money, start playing ,get farther than them so they push you out of the way 'to take over ,you'll get killed ' that's the worst
Nice throwback to an era making a nostalgic comeback. Keep up the awesome videos, you and the cinemassacre team, and make the world a little bit of a better place to enjoy.
To be honest at the time people didn't have much entertainment beside sex and many arcades were in fact crime dens. So it wasn't that far from truth, even if slightly exaggerated.
The Nerd character would be the nerdiest person in the room. The Akira episode could have used the AVGN character (or a whole new anime nerd character like Board James) popping up to ridicule James for never having seen Akira before 2019.
The account of James opening the PS3 puting it back together again only to find out something was not connected right and going back and forth fixing and breaking up something new each time is so relatable. Is like something we all have programmed to do in the genes.
Gen-X factoid here: Arcades of the late 70s/Early80s were not really for children. Arcades of the era evolved from pool halls/pinball joints. Most allowed smoking, some served alcohol. They were very much part of the Teen/young adult social dynamic. After the games crash they evolved into the family friendly venues that most remember from the 80s/90s...this movie is a nostalgic snapshot of that time.
I was 10 in 1981 and yes all people from all walks of life were playing video games. Even men in business suits and young kids at age 5 and 6 years old. Mom's and Dad's played them as well. Damn I wish I had a time machine to go back to a 1980's or late 70's arcade.
James, you're a Rocky fan. Remeber the beginning of Rocky III? Paulie goes into a Philly arcade full in a seedy part of town, pretty much a warehouse with arcade games and it was all teens smoking and hanging out. That's what it was really like in 1982.
Sounds kind of awesome. The 80s were so great. I can't imagine all the cool high school kids today hanging out at the local arcade trying to beat high scores.I don't know, when I see movies from the 80s it looks like Nerdy White Kid Paradise.
Nintendo won't license Mario to be in an adult movie, but they do technically own the license to a few, but only to keep the original producers from releasing the film.
@@scoutdy6547 He was in the Super Hornio Bros movie... but they cast him as the Luigi parody character. They had some John Leguizamo-looking dude playing Mario.
James you are like the high wizard of this little council of nerds, i love it. You shall from here forth be refereed to as "The fellowship of the NERD"
Ugh, no mention of Corinne Bohrer except to complain about her valley-girl accent. I had such a huge crush on her when I was younger. And I'd never seen this movie until now. She looks better than ever in it.
Just a little tip. You could also use a vacuum cleaner. The main problem people have with using to blow air on the system. However there is a problem using a vacuum system and that is the static electricity that could easily mean the death of your system. However there are models that use anti-static features. The thing is all they really do is attach a static ground wire to the vacuum tube and ground the system. What is recommended is that you ground the system and the vacuum tube as well as yourself to remove the static. Once you do this there would be little chance of problems as long as you ground everything you are working on. I know that there are people that say it is a bad idea your system would die. However I have done this myself. I do have a background in electronics repair and it was something I use to do.
I used to go to an arcade in Carmel, Indiana called Porky's. It was the only arcade where the lighting looked normal. It got replaced with an Arthur Murray Dance School. A few years ago, they tore the whole shopping center down to build luxury condos.
I could also see them doing "Dazed and Confused," the "Fist of the North Star" OVA, and probably one or both of the two "Escape From" films. Also, possibly the "Street Fighter II" OVA. Maybe because they did the LA film (and the fact that this is AVGN).
You know what else Joe Don Baker was in? Leonard Part 6. You gotta do a review of that. One of my faves growing up... along with Condorman. One of the most classic 80s superhero films.
She played Prank, Mark Hamill's Trickster's sidekick on the 90s Flash TV series, and later reprised the role on the current version as Trickster Jr.'s mom.
I have to admit: i hate commercials and "presententations". But you guys do it in a way which is entertaining and smart and it always forces a smile on my lips even if i dont want it to. Conglaturations!
Don't You think that we all forgot about "that arousing He-man conversation" which is mentioned in Commando episode? Well we didn't, give it to us, we need it.
I saw that movie so many times as a kid, and I still love it. But for the longest time, I had the idea in my head that the main kid was Fred Savage. Blew my mind when I rewatched it.
I'm not sure if this lastpass thing is entirely convenient. Sure, it helps you out with automating passwords, but... What if someone takes your phone? They have basically immediate access to your stuff, don't they?
It's kind of funny. The bad idea is to set all your passwords as the same. The good idea is to have an account with a single password that knows all your passwords.
IDK about this app but some can use your finger print censor. I guess if someone kills me and uses my fingers to unlock my passwords, more power to them. Truthfully this shit should just be used for your million random things we use but isn't really dangerous for someone to get into though
There are a couple of older (80s/90s) schlocky movies on UA-cam with nudity intact. It's nice to know there's still some stuff left on UA-cam that's flying under the radar.
This is brilliant, I have super vague memories of that film and totally thought that this was a review of video games rather than movies. Sounds like a nightmare trying to clean that PS3 :D
I really miss nudity in movies. People talk about other's reactions to modern movies because we're so desensitized to gore and pornography, but that's just plain wrong. Go watch some of the best from the early to mid eighties and you'll know just how wrong that assumption is. Today's movies are soft. Just like today's audiences.
That isn't because today's audience is soft. Look at Game of Thrones. It is because people today can see nudity and sex scenes any time they want. So no one is going to pay to watch a bad movie for 2 hours just for brief glimpses of boobs.
Wow I can't believe you did all the cleaning James, didn't know you had it in you. O_O Everybody of a certain generation tends to forget that arcade cabs had a bar era where people were drinking beer and playing Space Invaders so an R-rated arcade movie wasn't that strange of an idea for the time. Funny we're now back to that scene indirectly from arcades phasing out and the audience for them getting older.
Hoyt Axton did the theme for another Joe Don Baker movie, "Mitchell", Best MST3K episode ever--so that could be the reason for the cross-pollination confusion..."Mitchell!!!"
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hey James can you play SPIDER MAN ANMATED SERIES GAME PLease
123robzombie
no discounts?
Will you be doing AVN anytime soon? I've been having to throw beans and cheese on peoples doors to keep myself entertained
Slobzombie 😂😂😂😂😂
I was a teenager/young adult during the "golden age of the arcades" in the early 80's, I can tell you for fact there were no naked boobs in the arcade.
That's cause you didn't have a high population of Punk and Goth Hybrids.
Can you imagine how crowded the malls arcade would have been ?
the boobs were way more common in movies back then. now it probably isnt pc enough
@@stinkypinkeee5085 yeah, or when you use your money, start playing ,get farther than them so they push you out of the way 'to take over ,you'll get killed ' that's the worst
Noooo what? I was born in the 70s so trips to the mall were go to arcade while we shop. Now you'd get shot.
8:04 As Bruce Campbell likes to say, "That film wasn't released, it ESCAPED!"
Did he say that about this movie specifically, or is that just a quote from him?
Porky's + Animal House + the golden era of arcades = Joy Sticks
Nice throwback to an era making a nostalgic comeback. Keep up the awesome videos, you and the cinemassacre team, and make the world a little bit of a better place to enjoy.
To be honest at the time people didn't have much entertainment beside sex and many arcades were in fact crime dens. So it wasn't that far from truth, even if slightly exaggerated.
13:06 The irony of these videos is that by far the least nerdy person in the room is The Nerd.
The Nerd character would be the nerdiest person in the room. The Akira episode could have used the AVGN character (or a whole new anime nerd character like Board James) popping up to ridicule James for never having seen Akira before 2019.
In his defence, he's "playing himself" in this series - James Rolfe LOL!
So technically, he's NOT The Nerd.
I think this every time I watch too.
It’s true, I think he’s the only one there who’s married. Heheh.
It'sGood It’s pretty hilarious
Ur ps3 is now a paper shredder
It's a feature!
PS3 = Paper Shredder 3
Its the best feature ever screw the ps4
Banksy stepping into video games.
Mr Giggles shart I am shredder!!
The account of James opening the PS3 puting it back together again only to find out something was not connected right and going back and forth fixing and breaking up something new each time is so relatable. Is like something we all have programmed to do in the genes.
every laptop ever!
This is the only show on UA-cam whose commercials I enjoy. Because you actually try to make them funny and worth watching.
Gen-X factoid here: Arcades of the late 70s/Early80s were not really for children. Arcades of the era evolved from pool halls/pinball joints. Most allowed smoking, some served alcohol. They were very much part of the Teen/young adult social dynamic. After the games crash they evolved into the family friendly venues that most remember from the 80s/90s...this movie is a nostalgic snapshot of that time.
Vernon Loyed kind of like arcade bars in larger cities? Pay cover charge, play anything you want (games don’t charge), and a decent bar?
And now we have Dave and Buster.
Yup :D
James actually explains this in the video
Vernon Loyed yes
I was 10 in 1981 and yes all people from all walks of life were playing video games. Even men in business suits and young kids at age 5 and 6 years old. Mom's and Dad's played them as well. Damn I wish I had a time machine to go back to a 1980's or late 70's arcade.
James, you're a Rocky fan. Remeber the beginning of Rocky III? Paulie goes into a Philly arcade full in a seedy part of town, pretty much a warehouse with arcade games and it was all teens smoking and hanging out. That's what it was really like in 1982.
Sounds kind of awesome. The 80s were so great. I can't imagine all the cool high school kids today hanging out at the local arcade trying to beat high scores.I don't know, when I see movies from the 80s it looks like Nerdy White Kid Paradise.
and Stephen Dorifis was there!
You guys should review "Heavy Metal" or "National Lampoon's Class Reunion" 👌😉
Heavy Metal?--- I like your style man great choice.
Heavy metal rules
Heavy Metal would be awesome
Yes I agree they should do heavy metal I have emailed him about it
Yep Heavy Metal is great.
The second one Heavy Metal 2000 (aka Heavy Metal: F.A.K.K.2) wasn't bad either.
Please never change. I miss old UA-cam and u bring it every time. Please never stop.
My dad still makes fun of his friend for taking him to this movie, over 35 years later.
Love you James, after all these years!
He gives us the best!
Nintendo won't license Mario to be in an adult movie, but they do technically own the license to a few, but only to keep the original producers from releasing the film.
lwvmobile Ron Jeremy would be perfect wahooo!
@@Hijynx87 I think he was actually in the porno
@@scoutdy6547 He was in the Super Hornio Bros movie... but they cast him as the Luigi parody character. They had some John Leguizamo-looking dude playing Mario.
Damn it! My password is slobzombie123 as well! Now everyone knows! XD
Ha...
Ugh, so close, mine is Sl0bZ0mbie. So glad they didn't give my password away.
slobzombie123? That's amazing, I have the same combination on my luggage!
My password is Password (Jk, not revealing it for obvious reason)
Me too!
I always rated a rental store by their selection of video games 😂
IG_Bugz Not sure I seen it myself but I did see it released with a different name on a cartridge. Something like "Bare Knuckle Something".
That's probably my favorite UA-cam series currently. Watching it after a stressful working day always calms me.
Was the movie worth it?
(Looks into camera) *No*
Never stop Rental Review. I've been on my usual bi-monthly binge and any new episode is appreciated
My merch represented !!!! A dream coming true to see that here :D
@asian dude yeah? And?
@asian dude *...AND...?*
wazzup Wacky love ur content my dude.
This review series has been my favorite thing on YT since it started. Keep it up guys.
I’d love to see you guys review Hackers...
The Video Reviews are really cool, but The sponsors/commercials are also surprisingly well done!! Please do more of these guys.
James... That's not how you burn a disc.
Hahaha! ;D
Or rip a movie
@@davidjames579 A different kind of R.I.P.
James you are like the high wizard of this little council of nerds, i love it. You shall from here forth be refereed to as "The fellowship of the NERD"
0:38 - "And keeps them all in one convenient, insecure place!" 😂
Repeated it 3 times and it still sounds like "in", not "and".
James one of the few dudes who provides useful sponsors, I may need LastPass
“Gameboy disc”
Love the random "Stabbing eyeballs, Tony" at the end.
and Mike is just sitting there, playing Pacman thats in the background
i can just imagine everytime pacman dies you hear mike shout FUUUUCK in the distance
Please don’t stop making these! And please do a live stream of a movie that will be reviewed. I would love to watch a movie with you guys!
One of the best quotes from MST3K that I remember: 'You guys watch Joe Don Baker movies?'
Hey. The original "Walking Tall" is a kick ass film.
@@Madbandit77 GoldenEye is sequel to Mitchell btw.
Is this movie real? I can't even believe that this is a real movie. The 80s must've been a real fever dream of a decade.
Jennifer LePage it was
13:41 The guy on the left is one of Larry's brothers Darryl .
Ugh, no mention of Corinne Bohrer except to complain about her valley-girl accent. I had such a huge crush on her when I was younger. And I'd never seen this movie until now. She looks better than ever in it.
This is my favorite Rental Stores. They have Video Games!
Bro u were my childhood!!!! Love to see your still making videos
Gosh I love Rental Reviews so much.
Just a little tip.
You could also use a vacuum cleaner.
The main problem people have with using to blow air on the system.
However there is a problem using a vacuum system and that is the static electricity that could easily mean the death of your system.
However there are models that use anti-static features. The thing is all they really do is attach a static ground wire to the vacuum tube
and ground the system. What is recommended is that you ground the system and the vacuum tube as well as yourself to remove the static.
Once you do this there would be little chance of problems as long as you ground everything you are working on.
I know that there are people that say it is a bad idea your system would die. However I have done this myself. I do
have a background in electronics repair and it was something I use to do.
Still here been a big fan for over a decade now
I used to go to an arcade in Carmel, Indiana called Porky's. It was the only arcade where the lighting looked normal. It got replaced with an Arthur Murray Dance School. A few years ago, they tore the whole shopping center down to build luxury condos.
Review over the top. It’s a Stallone classic gem.
I love this series so much!! Informative and entertaining,keep up the great work guys!!
Surprised you guys haven't done The Last Starfighter yet
I could also see them doing "Dazed and Confused," the "Fist of the North Star" OVA, and probably one or both of the two "Escape From" films.
Also, possibly the "Street Fighter II" OVA. Maybe because they did the LA film (and the fact that this is AVGN).
If you do last star fighter it needs to be a double feature with Cloak and Dagger.
Those big joysticks with the buttons exists nowadays, they are made for the arcade cabinet called Tetris Dekarisu.
Joysticks was the Grandma's Boy of the 1980's.
Adios turd nuggets
Nope Grandma's boy had allen jizzing all over nicks mom.
2 completely different ball parks
Grandma boy is one of the best movies ever.. not this
@@josephbenitez69852 different piles of shit
Seen that movie way back in the 80's as a 13/14 year old, seeing it in this video brought back memories. I totaly forgot this movie until now.
It's natural to hate a McDorfus when you are the McDorfus...
i usually hate sponsors but i love the way you guys do it lol
Hoyt Axton did the theme song to a Joe Don Baker movie, actually. It's called Mitchell, and MST3K did an episode with it. Highly recommended.
You know what else Joe Don Baker
was in? Leonard Part 6. You gotta do a review of that. One of my faves growing up... along with Condorman. One of the most classic 80s superhero films.
I had a big crush on Corinne Bohrer (the valley girl) when I was a kid. I didn't know she was in this until I saw Joysticks about a year ago.
She played Prank, Mark Hamill's Trickster's sidekick on the 90s Flash TV series, and later reprised the role on the current version as Trickster Jr.'s mom.
She is so hot!
I’m glad to see y’all review a movie I haven’t heard of! I love watching a movie I am newly aware of!
I want Kieran to release a compilation album of intros
you need know that Kieran is an animatronic.
I have to admit: i hate commercials and "presententations". But you guys do it in a way which is entertaining and smart and it always forces a smile on my lips even if i dont want it to. Conglaturations!
This is seriously the only series on youtube I look forward to.
3:55 James describes what it's like working on some modern cars
"Joysticks. It's better than Rad."
My god, such high praise!
It is way better, much more fun
Don't You think that we all forgot about "that arousing He-man conversation" which is mentioned in Commando episode? Well we didn't, give it to us, we need it.
You guys should do a review on Flight of the Navigator. A pretty awesome 80's movie I rarely hear people mention
I saw that movie so many times as a kid, and I still love it. But for the longest time, I had the idea in my head that the main kid was Fred Savage. Blew my mind when I rewatched it.
This movie only took 13 days to film!!! WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
JDB was not Valentin from Goldeneye! He was Jack Wade. Valentin was Robbie Coltrane!
He also played the main badie in the living daylights.
And how could they forget he was Mitchell!
I've never heard of or seen this movie before this video, yet some how the discussion of it was still entertaining.
Is amazing how this looks like those old cheap productions from the 80s.
That face at 5:04 James made was so pure 😂 hilarious.
Mondays I wait for James and Mike
Fridays I wait for rental reviews!!! What you got for me during the middle of the week James???....
Hopefully more AVGN
hahah that Keiran intro during the ad. head slides in at a straight angle, goofy look
I too have a Paper Shredder 3.
If he had the last model PS3 this wouldn't have happened.
I hear the PS 5 will have even a *laminated* paper shredding feature ;)
@@Clay3613 * If he had a good CD-ROM with decent PRINT/labeling, this wouldn't have happened LMAO! ;D
The !st Winner tmnt
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I like that you guys seem to just do promotions for services you have a genuine interest in.
You guys need to review Midnight Madness "staring" Michael J Fox
FAGABEEFE
Yes and pewee Herman runs the arcade in that movie.
Exactly what I was thinking.
Oh damn, I saw that movie at summer camp when I was maybe 13 or 14. It would be great for rental reviews.
13:43 Had no idea John Diehl (Zito from Miami Vice) was in this movie!
Wargames is one of my favorite movies ever made
Did you see wargames 2?
Wargames made me the computer nerd i am today, love that movie :)
Tyson Moore lol
Never knew of wargames 2, so I'm pretty sure it sucks.
I love these crazy low budget 80's movies! Please review Hamburger the motion picture.
Joe Don Baker.
MITCHELL.
13:42 is that one of Newhart’s Darryls on the left. Don’t forget Corrine Bohrin from Police Academy IV.
*Yup. They took down the full Joysticks movie from UA-cam* 🤣🤣🤣
The dark version is still up.
I was there when this came out and was on night flight! was one of my favs in the 80's!
I'm not sure if this lastpass thing is entirely convenient. Sure, it helps you out with automating passwords, but... What if someone takes your phone? They have basically immediate access to your stuff, don't they?
It's kind of funny. The bad idea is to set all your passwords as the same. The good idea is to have an account with a single password that knows all your passwords.
Your lastpass account has a master password that is needed to access your other passwords.
You should also use two factor authentication on another device for the phone too.
@@WilliamEccleston Good point
IDK about this app but some can use your finger print censor. I guess if someone kills me and uses my fingers to unlock my passwords, more power to them. Truthfully this shit should just be used for your million random things we use but isn't really dangerous for someone to get into though
Cinemassacre,
_Best Quality UA-camr_
Got to see it in 35mm at Weird Wednesday in Austin! What a fun night!!!
I upvoted this for the ad. Stayed for the content XD
Joe Don Baker was in the original Walking Tall and Fletch.
The part that still made me crack up was the video game punks beeping along to the song for Burger Time.
There are a couple of older (80s/90s) schlocky movies on UA-cam with nudity intact. It's nice to know there's still some stuff left on UA-cam that's flying under the radar.
They could be age-rated. That is a thing.
@@Chaos89P They are..
Well not now, thanks A-LOT! 😂
This is brilliant, I have super vague memories of that film and totally thought that this was a review of video games rather than movies. Sounds like a nightmare trying to clean that PS3 :D
I really miss nudity in movies. People talk about other's reactions to modern movies because we're so desensitized to gore and pornography, but that's just plain wrong. Go watch some of the best from the early to mid eighties and you'll know just how wrong that assumption is. Today's movies are soft. Just like today's audiences.
True
That isn't because today's audience is soft. Look at Game of Thrones. It is because people today can see nudity and sex scenes any time they want. So no one is going to pay to watch a bad movie for 2 hours just for brief glimpses of boobs.
Well new isn't the right word since it does have a "remake" that I haven't watched yet.
I cant get enough of him saying "stabbing eyeballs" at the end of their reviews now.
you guys are fucking hilarious.
Joe dawn baker is most known for original Walking Tall Movies
Great to see this being covered! So many great ones still to go! - Buckaroo Banzai, Split, Dark Star, They Live.
Lol. You know he had to do it to him. Thanks, Kieran.
Wow I can't believe you did all the cleaning James, didn't know you had it in you. O_O Everybody of a certain generation tends to forget that arcade cabs had a bar era where people were drinking beer and playing Space Invaders so an R-rated arcade movie wasn't that strange of an idea for the time. Funny we're now back to that scene indirectly from arcades phasing out and the audience for them getting older.
I wish you guys could all do a watch along once a week.
Watch and comment on the movie you all review.
At an arcade in the mall here, they have a Tetris machine with giant joysticks. Reminded me of this movie.
Oh... SlobZombie123 is a bad password? Uhh..... be right back.......
Lol
I didn't see it when it came out, but I remember it was heavily promoted. Commercials for it all the time in '83.I was 14.
Hoyt Axton did the theme for another Joe Don Baker movie, "Mitchell", Best MST3K episode ever--so that could be the reason for the cross-pollination confusion..."Mitchell!!!"
Memorable for many things, mostly the passing of the torch from Joel to Mike.
"Stabbing eyeballs Tony" lol. I hope theres more jokes like that in the future.