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  • @samuraiknight1600
    @samuraiknight1600 5 років тому +5260

    Fun fact. LJN went bankrupt and died in 2004, Same year the nerd was created.
    Coincidence? I think not!!!

    • @TheCastellan
      @TheCastellan 5 років тому +353

      Sorta like a Phoenix rising from the ashes?

    • @Shatter149
      @Shatter149 5 років тому +346

      so basically the nerd is kicking lgn while its down. mainly in the balls.

    • @ssjichigo666
      @ssjichigo666 5 років тому +135

      @@Shatter149 and taking a shit on them at the same time

    • @Alysa-Aiday
      @Alysa-Aiday 5 років тому +21

      Yikes... Now I *Know* my 💛 is right, and the Monster I live Trapped with is a f***ing selfish moron!!

    • @shaunthesheep24
      @shaunthesheep24 5 років тому +343

      So does that mean when EA dies, a hero will keep this genre of entertainment alive by talking about EA's shitty games?

  • @JosephCrinitiJr
    @JosephCrinitiJr 8 років тому +1713

    I'll never forget Jaws. I actually called the Nintendo Power Hotline to figure out how to kill Jaws. I shit you not, their response was "You have to kill!" $ 2.99 a minute for that wonderful piece of advice.

    • @matthewhudson7883
      @matthewhudson7883 6 років тому +141

      Back in 1989 I couldn't figure it out either. I kept hitting/launching the Strobes, whatever the hell they were, to get Jaws to jump out of the water but I didn't realize I was supposed to hit him with that thing on the front of the boat. - Maybe if I had actually seen the movie the game was based on, 'Jaws: The Revenge', I might have figured it out before I had to return the game to the gas station I rented it from.

    • @ShiningSilvally
      @ShiningSilvally 6 років тому +67

      Well. That's bullshit on a stick, now isn't it?

    • @nicholaslienandjaja1815
      @nicholaslienandjaja1815 6 років тому +43

      The only good Jaws game: Hungry Shark

    • @luvmenow33
      @luvmenow33 6 років тому +31

      Ha! Criniti! Two year later but I found this. I remember that story. "You have to KILL" LOL.
      BTW the Captain loved Jaws. One of his favorites to beat.

    • @mr.hydrogen1004
      @mr.hydrogen1004 6 років тому +12

      Joe Crin
      best. advice. EVER.

  • @amanoj318
    @amanoj318 5 років тому +1304

    You've hit something!
    "Where did YOU learn to sail?"

    • @passionoflovers
      @passionoflovers 5 років тому +67

      I think you mean ''To sail''

    • @gargoyles9999
      @gargoyles9999 5 років тому +50

      Nicholas Jarvis WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO BE AN ASSHOLE!!!

    • @Ovcharka88
      @Ovcharka88 5 років тому +30

      Where did you learn to sail? Where did you learn to sail? Where did you learn to sail? WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO BE AN ASSHOLE!

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 5 років тому +10

      Awww not this bitch again!

    • @Alysa-Aiday
      @Alysa-Aiday 5 років тому +14

      @@Ovcharka88: Oh *GOD!* Now I wish there *Was* an Atari version of Jaws!!

  • @littlebigcomrade
    @littlebigcomrade 3 роки тому +431

    I like how he gave an unofficial explanation to how the Jaws NES game ended up in the Hill Valley antique shop.

    • @pkmntrainermark8881
      @pkmntrainermark8881 Рік тому +41

      Oh, it's actually there in the movie? I thought it was just a random reference.

    • @h3lpm3youtube82
      @h3lpm3youtube82 7 місяців тому +12

      ​@@pkmntrainermark8881it's from back to the future, when Marty visits the antique shop from the future in the second movie. Hill valley is the town the movie take place in

    • @h3lpm3youtube82
      @h3lpm3youtube82 7 місяців тому +1

      The game is somewhere in there

    • @pkmntrainermark8881
      @pkmntrainermark8881 7 місяців тому +1

      @@h3lpm3youtube82
      I know that. That's not what I asked.

  • @MartKencuda
    @MartKencuda 8 років тому +3275

    The "actors" portraying the characters in the Jurassic Park Interactive game look like the ones you would see in a Jurassic Park porn parody.

    • @TestSubjectQWTD
      @TestSubjectQWTD 8 років тому +190

      Jurassic Shart?

    • @JonnyInfinite
      @JonnyInfinite 8 років тому +227

      There actually are Jurassic Park porn parodies, including Jurassic Poke and Juranal Park

    • @TestSubjectQWTD
      @TestSubjectQWTD 8 років тому +135

      Rule 34 man....Gotta love the Internet

    • @Timmyboy-bt8yu
      @Timmyboy-bt8yu 8 років тому +18

      +JonnyInfinite lol

    • @sickcxnt9444
      @sickcxnt9444 8 років тому +78

      +JonnyInfinite Send them to the Cinema Snob, he'll review them

  • @Nantosuelta
    @Nantosuelta 5 років тому +4181

    Super Schindler's List 3D is my favorite classic NES game. So much nostalgia

    • @KenMasters.
      @KenMasters. 5 років тому +116

      I prefer the Nintendo Vs. System port of that game.

    • @czarnakoza9697
      @czarnakoza9697 5 років тому +151

      i heard there's going to be a sequel coming to steam,it will be called "super schinder's 3D fucking destruction simulator"

    • @fjLKA
      @fjLKA 5 років тому +176

      I loved the cheat code that gave you infinite ammo for the sniper rifle.
      Super Schindler's List 3D was so ahead of its time.

    • @czarnakoza9697
      @czarnakoza9697 5 років тому +55

      @@fjLKA yeah,small shame the sniper rifle was pretty usseles but hey,atleast the alien rifle was pretty neat.

    • @scottvertical398
      @scottvertical398 5 років тому +59

      master of monsters666 the alien rifle was pretty fun, wish it did a bit more damage though. The Incinerator is still my favorite weapon, definitely revolutionized game flamethrowers.

  • @comgeek24
    @comgeek24 5 років тому +830

    The T-Rex saying “Sega” at 10:32 was a nice creepy touch. .

    • @maximk9964
      @maximk9964 5 років тому +62

      Yeah, you can't do THAT on Nintendo

    • @Luigiawesome13
      @Luigiawesome13 5 років тому +41

      I thought it was pretty funny.

    • @2diefor
      @2diefor 4 роки тому +20

      "sEgAAAAAA"

    • @DeaconPolen
      @DeaconPolen 4 роки тому +14

      humans be like: SEEGAA!
      When my dino be like: SEEEGUH

    • @DJShire_ATL
      @DJShire_ATL 4 роки тому +12

      I remember playing that on sega back in the day and I remember me and my friends thinking that part was cool lol

  • @Sb129
    @Sb129 Рік тому +296

    His reaction to the ET cartridge is golden, like he's touching something radioactive

    • @colinjones8828
      @colinjones8828 Рік тому +15

      It might even be as bad as Jekyll and Hyde

    • @Danny-xe2sg
      @Danny-xe2sg Рік тому +9

      Unpopular opinion:et is not a bad game

  • @cluelesssimmer5856
    @cluelesssimmer5856 6 років тому +461

    The "E.T go come" cartridge says "UFI and his dangerous Mission" in german

    • @z-impi8476
      @z-impi8476 5 років тому +25

      still wondering why he has a german cartridge.

    • @Nordsee33
      @Nordsee33 5 років тому +13

      Du Idiot jetzt wissen die Amerikaner das wir das waren!!

    • @bjp4869
      @bjp4869 5 років тому +1

      @@Nordsee33 Not really, its Just a port

    • @Alysa-Aiday
      @Alysa-Aiday 5 років тому

      GET OFF!!

    • @bjp4869
      @bjp4869 5 років тому +4

      @@Alysa-Aiday what?

  • @Zoologic21
    @Zoologic21 7 років тому +1234

    Speaking of great filmmakers, you gotta appreciate how different eras of the Nerd's series is punctuated by his own trademark camera work. Notice how the 2011 era episodes began with the shot of James looking over behind the couch to the camera. This guy knew how to implement his own signature while remaining entertaining and funny. I know Steven Spielberg and James Rolfe are two different people, but each are both gifted in the medium they bring, for all to enjoy.

    • @AtlasBlizzard
      @AtlasBlizzard 6 років тому +10

      Yet another reason why James is the best.

    • @WongToys
      @WongToys 6 років тому

      Zoologic21 totally agree!!!

    • @randomdude189
      @randomdude189 6 років тому +1

      Zoologic21 yes the more recent are better cause money lol

    • @palmtop_studios
      @palmtop_studios 5 років тому

      h

    • @brettvv7475
      @brettvv7475 5 років тому +5

      I realize that he's "just" a UA-cam content creator, but he really is good at writing scripts.

  • @itisime423
    @itisime423 4 роки тому +1729

    Avgn has to make a LJN tierlist because he, ironically enough, knows their games better than anyone

    • @estellaruiz3125
      @estellaruiz3125 3 роки тому +41

      Even the more than the creators!

    • @batcat2338
      @batcat2338 3 роки тому +4

      ٢ح

    • @AnArchyRulzz
      @AnArchyRulzz 3 роки тому +32

      Well I already know the best LJN game, it's The Punisher for NES

    • @Cton9573
      @Cton9573 3 роки тому +50

      @@AnArchyRulzz Nah,it’s Maximum Carnage for SNES

    • @Deadchannel1737
      @Deadchannel1737 3 роки тому +12

      All the games would be in the bottom row

  • @SteffenSchuchardt1978
    @SteffenSchuchardt1978 5 років тому +100

    "It looks as much as Robin Williams as a Wooly Mammoth looks like three Leprechauns carving the Solar System into a Northern Red Oak Tree" - made my day.

  • @dorpth
    @dorpth 9 років тому +331

    Just rewatched Back to the Future 2.
    In the front window display case of the antique store where Marty buys the almanac, there's a copy of the NES Jaws game, with the dreaded LJN logo sticking out.

    • @dorpth
      @dorpth 8 років тому +10

      I think it was more Zemeckis referencing his bud. Spielberg was just a producer.

    • @jonfoy6477
      @jonfoy6477 8 років тому +31

      would be funny if it was AVGN' copy.

    • @scootermcglamjammer
      @scootermcglamjammer 8 років тому +1

      Jurassic park for the SNES really sucked when I played it a friends house once

    • @marshallelder2717
      @marshallelder2717 8 років тому

      +Stone Bowser2904 Does it suck?

    • @stanley_427
      @stanley_427 8 років тому +6

      +dorpth Well there you go. I guess he took it there.

  • @androgeniko
    @androgeniko 7 років тому +442

    "by collecting food thud butt has explosive results" that must the best videogames phrase ever wrote

    • @SEESBoy-hy8jz
      @SEESBoy-hy8jz 5 років тому +39

      Along with "please send us your floppy"

    • @RogueShadow11375
      @RogueShadow11375 5 років тому +1

      Be*

    • @maximk9964
      @maximk9964 5 років тому +11

      I'm guessing it's some pretty spicy food with lots of beans, now we are talking some serious shit

    • @Dcfan200
      @Dcfan200 5 років тому +1

      I thought they meant Thudbudd.

  • @211Appolo
    @211Appolo 9 років тому +1113

    Does it suck? You bet JUR ASS it sucks!
    What a classic episode.

    • @DavidJamesHenry
      @DavidJamesHenry 8 років тому +30

      +211Appolo Jur ass ic sucks

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 8 років тому

      +RobotGoggles lol

    • @gamingphone7201
      @gamingphone7201 8 років тому +3

      +211Appolo "JUR ASS IC sucks"

    • @Nuisance_Bear
      @Nuisance_Bear 8 років тому +6

      *JUR-ASS-ic sucks!
      In case you missed the other comments. :D

    • @brenankean147
      @brenankean147 8 років тому

      +MasterPikaPika31 AUTTP Learn how to spell dumbass

  • @lumskull1084
    @lumskull1084 3 роки тому +192

    Fun fact jaws was shot on Martha’s Vineyard and it still looks practically the same 30+ years later

    • @ELPRES1DENTE45
      @ELPRES1DENTE45 3 роки тому +9

      Fun Fact: That wasn't fun.

    • @sebastianriz4703
      @sebastianriz4703 2 роки тому +35

      @@ELPRES1DENTE45 fun fact: You aren't fun at parties.

    • @tcp8946
      @tcp8946 2 роки тому

      Makes sense... Fun fact Martha's Vinyard is 99.5% white people.

    • @dragomilosevic4823
      @dragomilosevic4823 Рік тому +5

      If jaws was shot how is he still the exact same?

    • @AtlasBlizzard
      @AtlasBlizzard Рік тому +3

      @@dragomilosevic4823 Because legends never die.

  • @Zoologic21
    @Zoologic21 7 років тому +464

    It's hard to make a comeback from what was supposed to be the pinnacle, and yes, originally the conclusion to the AVGN series. Rob the Robot was a great entry to James' franchise, and it took balls to return and keep the novelty of these videos going. Here we are a total of more than 13 years later, and he's still going, alive & strong.
    That's bad ass.

    • @IdeaBox-dk5vj
      @IdeaBox-dk5vj 6 років тому +10

      And by "bad ass", you could be referring to both tiers of the quality found in most of the Nerd's material. At least, that's what I think it sounds like.

    • @Densiozo
      @Densiozo 6 років тому +6

      @Jenkin Yep and no more 4:3 since that last episode now it's 16:9

    • @palmtop_studios
      @palmtop_studios 5 років тому +8

      Which episode is it where he says.
      "I have failed." Then a small sad moment happens

    • @KellanGDM
      @KellanGDM 5 років тому +2

      I think it is the mega man episode but I'm not sure.@@palmtop_studios

    • @palmtop_studios
      @palmtop_studios 5 років тому +5

      @@KellanGDM I found it! Turns out he did it in both Desert Bus and Megaman. Kinda weird he did it twice. Thx!

  • @Jombo1
    @Jombo1 9 років тому +2366

    9:11 I'd love to play some Super Schindler's List 3D

  • @The_Weasel_
    @The_Weasel_ 8 років тому +1003

    "Super Schindler's List 3D?!" You mean Wolfenstein 3D?

  • @heavymetarismyway9741
    @heavymetarismyway9741 5 років тому +260

    "It preys on your boredom."
    That IS fishing. Lol

  • @drunkenmunky890
    @drunkenmunky890 4 роки тому +117

    Man i just keep coming back to this episode. So much re-watchability

    • @MercSamurai09
      @MercSamurai09 3 роки тому +6

      Same with all of the nerds episodes

  • @jonathanredford215
    @jonathanredford215 5 років тому +268

    "Shop smart, shop S-mart." Love the reference lol

  • @VITOSCALETTA1911
    @VITOSCALETTA1911 9 років тому +632

    You know what? We need a survival horror game about Jurassic Park.

    • @WaddleDee105
      @WaddleDee105 9 років тому +97

      ***** We sort of do. It's called Dino Crisis.

    • @StianBranting
      @StianBranting 9 років тому +14

      ***** they kinda made it ARK survival evolved

    • @PrimalGaming
      @PrimalGaming 9 років тому

      +Jordan Pritchard Well I played it a lot, rest easy friend.

    • @VITOSCALETTA1911
      @VITOSCALETTA1911 9 років тому +6

      Haruhi Suzumiya But that's Alien Isolation. Why dont we get the same game but with dinosaurs?

    • @VITOSCALETTA1911
      @VITOSCALETTA1911 9 років тому +1

      Haruhi Suzumiya But it still isn't a dinosaur.

  • @unknown-nt5gh
    @unknown-nt5gh 4 роки тому +45

    Jaws: A
    E.T.: D-
    Hook: F
    Jurassic Park: A
    ET go come: F

  • @freedomwarrior7734
    @freedomwarrior7734 8 років тому +223

    I think I know what kind of game "ET go come" is. Man, some people have weird fantasies.

    • @deoxysandmew2162
      @deoxysandmew2162 8 років тому +25

      R34 E.T?!
      I think..... I'm gonna be sick......

    • @JustinEvitable80
      @JustinEvitable80 7 років тому +52

      E.T. The Extra Testicle.

    • @StarmaGeddon
      @StarmaGeddon 7 років тому +10

      maybe it says "E.T. 90 come". which wouldn't make anymore sense...

    • @donskiver
      @donskiver 6 років тому

      @@JustinEvitable80 lol

    • @DlcEnergy
      @DlcEnergy 5 років тому +3

      19:06 it also says "UFI und sein gefährlicher Einsatz" which translates to "UFI and its dangerous use"
      but if i translate the "E.T go come" from Italian to German "E. t gehen wie" to English we get "E. t go like that"

  • @MissTomi
    @MissTomi 9 років тому +175

    brown and green was 80's version of today's "realistic" grey and brown graphics

    • @dannycaceres5119
      @dannycaceres5119 9 років тому +17

      +Wario64I Clearly, brown hasn't gone out of style. :P

    • @majormissile5596
      @majormissile5596 8 років тому +14

      I think even "realistic" games would do better with more colorful graphics. I mean look at Kerbal Space Program, colorfull, quirky, but hard as fuck and realistic enough to get a job at NASA. (Especially if you have FAR installed)

  • @doktawhawee9870
    @doktawhawee9870 8 років тому +325

    Super schinler's list 3d was an underrated classic, to be honest.

    • @doktawhawee9870
      @doktawhawee9870 8 років тому +11

      Yeah, that moment was a classic, but I perfer the on-rail shooting sequences in the civil war flashback scene.

    • @Tatsh2DX
      @Tatsh2DX 8 років тому

      It's a 3D list editor 'game'

    • @doktawhawee9870
      @doktawhawee9870 8 років тому +13

      Agreed, but nothing will top the sequel "Disco fuck yourself".

    • @Robkinggozer
      @Robkinggozer 8 років тому +2

      Srebrenica 64 is also a scandalously overlooked gem.

    • @takashiari1598
      @takashiari1598 8 років тому +2

      I thought Schindlers List HD Remix was a big Improvement tho.

  • @chimerschang
    @chimerschang 4 роки тому +23

    12:03 If that raptor was in The Lost World, that gymnast girl wouldn't have stood a chance.

  • @tompach5
    @tompach5 5 років тому +55

    OMG I remember Jaws, my friend said the best joke when playing this game..." WTF, are you hitting him with a water gun, cause that shark is not even being bothered by you!"

  • @dakritic
    @dakritic 5 років тому +334

    This was fucking hilarious. I will say I did enjoy “Jurassic Park” for the Sega Genesis. The graphics were on point at the time and the game play wasn’t bad at all.

    • @jonathonbartos3061
      @jonathonbartos3061 4 роки тому +24

      The controls are a little wonky, looking back at it, but it is not a bad game at all. That last level, when you see the elevators covered in blood... terrifying for a 7 year old kid.

    • @Z7Sakari
      @Z7Sakari 3 роки тому +12

      Agreed, that game was epic and a lot of fun. Also, figuring out the trick in the final boss battle for each character were such gratifying moments.

    • @dominickjustave3558
      @dominickjustave3558 3 роки тому +8

      I liked it, was hard too

    • @benironside1264
      @benironside1264 2 роки тому +9

      I’m pretty sure the only way to win was to throw a red grenade at the Dino skeleton at the end (if there were other ways, I was a kid, I was an idiot) .. but if the only way was with the red grenade. How random!

    • @zap_collection6511
      @zap_collection6511 Рік тому +1

      i liked jurassic park simply because i had to. i was obsessed with the movie, and since it was the only game, it had to be the best and i had to defend it

  • @TheGollddMAN
    @TheGollddMAN 8 років тому +134

    Seriously man, what kind of drugs do you need to take to hallucinate game concepts as these? pink Angels in Jurassic park, WTF?

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 8 років тому +10

      "What kind of crack were they smoking?"

    • @dinoboy1153
      @dinoboy1153 7 років тому +2

      CAPTAIN CAPLOCKS and 780 grams of cocaine

    • @habeanliliana5024
      @habeanliliana5024 6 років тому +2

      "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!??!?!?!"

  • @mr.cactus8762
    @mr.cactus8762 4 роки тому +89

    Nerd: "I will never play ET for Atari"
    Also Nerd: *makes movie about playing ET for Atari*

  • @dantedelarosa7486
    @dantedelarosa7486 5 років тому +181

    you mean Steven Jielberg.

    • @ArendAlphaEagle
      @ArendAlphaEagle 5 років тому +6

      Leven Jallan Nielberg

    • @IndigoVoidigo
      @IndigoVoidigo 4 роки тому +10

      ArendAlphaEagle I get it
      L
      J
      N

    • @Noah-ln7zc
      @Noah-ln7zc 4 роки тому +1

      I get it Hong Kong 😂

    • @junior214223
      @junior214223 3 роки тому +2

      Kindergartners don't find that funny, aliens don't find that funny!

  • @retrogamingguitarist5961
    @retrogamingguitarist5961 9 років тому +449

    Mmm, purple toast with blue jelly.
    BLUE JELLY?!!!

  • @FalloutJack
    @FalloutJack 6 років тому +145

    "Isn't that the point of video games? To waste time?"
    No, it's to have fun. If you're not having fun, something is clearly wrong here.

    • @kazuma7232
      @kazuma7232 2 роки тому +18

      If it's not fun, why bother?

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 2 роки тому +13

      Either that, or to challenge yourself.
      But with my ideas of playing Ghosts 'n' Goblins on the Power Glove, what am I really challenging? My capacity to endure? My sanity? Both? I shot backwards.
      (Yes, I have a Power Glove.)

    • @ИапГоревич
      @ИапГоревич Рік тому

      ​@@101Volts This

    • @DrasticFox2004
      @DrasticFox2004 Місяць тому +1

      Facts

  • @timesnewlogan2032
    @timesnewlogan2032 Рік тому +34

    18:20 One of the most genuine reactions I've ever heard from the AVGN.

  • @thebrokenpuppet2714
    @thebrokenpuppet2714 8 років тому +36

    "yeah, just some t-rex chasing me. what an asshole"

  • @timetochronicle
    @timetochronicle 7 років тому +20

    You know, this episode sort of marked a point in AVGN. Its like, you can study the period of AVGN between Spielberg Games and Desert Bus, for obvious reasons. You could even try to watch the E.T. episode after this episode, to see how the chronology would have looked like if AVGN had finished his movie earlier.

  • @IronBoy-hf2lp
    @IronBoy-hf2lp 5 років тому +27

    I laughed the second he threw E.T. away like it was a horror movie character throwing away a "surprise! it's a" body part. That was good.

  • @hansruhlmann454
    @hansruhlmann454 5 років тому +283

    "There is one game i'll never play."
    Oh the irony😏.

    • @hornek
      @hornek 5 років тому +22

      he says "I never play", not "I'll never play".

    • @juantouche1940
      @juantouche1940 5 років тому +12

      @@hornek Sounds like it, but I'm inclined to think he meant to say "I'd never play." Otherwise, he'd be saying that he's not in the habit of playing E.T., which sounds weird.

    • @MrDustpile
      @MrDustpile 4 роки тому +4

      @@juantouche1940 ET GO COME looks a game I'd have wanted to play in the 80s, as someone needing games obvious and straightforward. Its name 'UFI und sein gefährlicher Einsatz' translates as UFO AND ITS DANGEROUS USE.

    • @dolahn
      @dolahn 3 місяці тому

      @@MrDustpile More like "UFI and his dangerous mission"

  • @lindaholdridge9220
    @lindaholdridge9220 8 років тому +144

    I like that part where the t Rex says Sega

  • @MrGlenbw
    @MrGlenbw 5 років тому +24

    16:00 - Here's the one million dollar question: why didn't the makers of the Jurassic World movies pick this guy as their new John Hammond instead?!

  • @EntertainmentFan11
    @EntertainmentFan11 7 років тому +413

    Who knew LJN got their name by reversing the initials of someone's name (Norman J. Lewis)?

  • @pineapplesauce.__.8715
    @pineapplesauce.__.8715 4 роки тому +25

    19:21 that's not blueberry jam, that's E.T.s come

  • @AtrusOranis
    @AtrusOranis 8 років тому +677

    "why would a T-rex be chasing a ghost? there would be no meat to eat."
    Maybe he wants
    ( •_•)>⌐■-■
    (⌐■_■)
    soul food.

  • @FallenxMalo
    @FallenxMalo 7 років тому +68

    You know the episode has to be good if LJN is involved. :D

    • @cumexolaf3276
      @cumexolaf3276 Рік тому +1

      We already hated rainbows before it was normal to hate rainbows.

  • @XaikuTMH
    @XaikuTMH 9 років тому +10

    5:09 - "I DON"T WANT YOUR STARFISH AND CRABS!!!"
    Better add sponges and squirrels in space suits to that list, am I right?
    I'll be here all day...

    • @Olflix
      @Olflix 24 дні тому

      And a very angry squid

  • @wknight8111
    @wknight8111 4 роки тому +56

    "E.T. Go Come" makes me laugh out loud every time. What were they thinking?

    • @filletofish2200
      @filletofish2200 3 роки тому +1

      THIS IS MY KINGDOM COME

    • @audihaziq4168
      @audihaziq4168 3 роки тому +2

      @@filletofish2200 no matter what we breed, we are still made of seed

  • @LordProteus
    @LordProteus 8 років тому +63

    Those cardboard cut-out Raptors are horrifying.

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 6 років тому

      Lord Proteus
      You predicted Nintendo Labo 0_0

    • @hungryfilms3707
      @hungryfilms3707 6 років тому

      Reminds me of doom. It used to scare me like that.

    • @kadenkim5193
      @kadenkim5193 5 років тому

      In more ways that one

  • @jamesstack3468
    @jamesstack3468 6 років тому +125

    *YOU'VE HIT SOMETHING!*

  • @manospondylus
    @manospondylus 7 років тому +488

    In my opinion the best Jurassic Park game to this day still is Operation Genesis

    • @Jack1994hoo
      @Jack1994hoo 7 років тому +20

      to me it's The lost world in the arcades. It might be based in the worst of all 4 jurassic park movies, but damn the gameplay is good :)

    • @tyrantgregcagkaiju71
      @tyrantgregcagkaiju71 7 років тому +12

      Darn right! On the other hand, they're now developing a Jurassic World version of the game. Who knows? It just might be truly awesome.

    • @jemDarpole
      @jemDarpole 7 років тому +14

      the lost world the worst. are you forgetting 3 with the T. rex killer

    • @myriamcharbonneau6865
      @myriamcharbonneau6865 7 років тому +4

      raptor on genesis was the best

    • @issacflores2010
      @issacflores2010 7 років тому +12

      Disappointed Turtle I actually find Lego Jurassic World a much better game, because of the open world aspect, the puzzle solving, and the control are all great. And that's what I love about Lego Jurassic World, the control. I feel like I am in control if my actions.

  • @matrixguardian4539
    @matrixguardian4539 5 років тому +29

    20:40 - My reaction to receiving a credit card bill, living bill, food bills, rent and mortgages.

  • @risingofthethorn1197
    @risingofthethorn1197 8 років тому +195

    20:14 "hello I'm the video game nerd. I play games so you don't have to."

    • @snodude6466
      @snodude6466 7 років тому +34

      EMS "What about nostalgia critic?"
      "Now that's stupid."

    • @IdeaBox-dk5vj
      @IdeaBox-dk5vj 6 років тому +4

      CRITIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!

    • @megalen7270
      @megalen7270 6 років тому +3

      add the word "shitty" beside games and there you go mission accomplished

    • @mikewarnke404
      @mikewarnke404 5 років тому

      Rising Of the Thorn don’t talk about that person here!

    • @fabianhaegi3734
      @fabianhaegi3734 5 років тому

      I am the real nerd: don't touch my boxes, I like boxes, u got a problem with that?

  • @RamiFive4Five
    @RamiFive4Five 9 років тому +12

    The name of the Shark is "JAWS"?! 2:37 *_"You've Hit Jaws"_* XD Priceless!

  • @MsDjessa
    @MsDjessa 8 років тому +179

    So nerd it is one year after 2015, did you take the Jaws game to that antique store?

    • @cakemangaming3114
      @cakemangaming3114 8 років тому +36

      watch bttf2 and look in the pawn shop window.

    • @AriochStarr
      @AriochStarr 8 років тому +45

      You know... this might sound stupid, because it is, but when he mentioned this charity I didn't realise Hill Valley was from Back to the Future. I genuinely thought it was an actual place that had an antique store opening in 2015. I've only recently watched the film in full, so the connection struck almost immediately.

    • @cakemangaming3114
      @cakemangaming3114 8 років тому +5

      Okay.

    • @MsDjessa
      @MsDjessa 8 років тому +12

      AriochStarr Aah, same here. It's been awhile since I've seen it.

    • @lukesinclair4101
      @lukesinclair4101 7 років тому +4

      AriochStarr I have to agree with you.

  • @patrickmccutcheon8860
    @patrickmccutcheon8860 5 років тому +33

    Super Schindler's List 3D was a hilarious joke.

  • @candylani1999
    @candylani1999 9 років тому +138

    It's 2015 now. Might as well do it now.

    • @firellama2461
      @firellama2461 9 років тому +7

      It's in the Avgn movie

    • @candylani1999
      @candylani1999 9 років тому +3

      Well, my broke self wasn't able to watch it. But thanks anyways.

    • @bren7080
      @bren7080 9 років тому +1

      Ailani Batrony It's on UA-cam now :)

    • @michaelfedora4543
      @michaelfedora4543 9 років тому

      you can watch the movie or just the review on his channel

    • @fabianrunn
      @fabianrunn 9 років тому

      Ailani Batrony How broke do you have to be not to be able to watch a movie that costs you like... ten bucks to watch?

  • @yith2116
    @yith2116 4 роки тому +24

    (finally gets the antique store reference the Nerd made when referring to Jaws) Bravo, Nerd. Bravo.

  • @realFanAngryBirds
    @realFanAngryBirds 10 років тому +31

    R.I.P. Robin Williams 1951-2014

  • @kieffergonzalez1311
    @kieffergonzalez1311 3 місяці тому +2

    18:07 "Hey, I'm stopping at Dunkin' Donuts, you want me to pick up some coffee?"
    "Oh what's that?"

  • @Dradeeus
    @Dradeeus 4 роки тому +56

    "Jaws"'s real name is BRUCE, but I think that's dumb and still call him Jaws.

    • @OniLordMiki
      @OniLordMiki 3 роки тому +12

      Technically that's just a nickname the crew came up with. In the movies it's only ever referred to as The Shark.

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 3 роки тому +20

      Is Bruce from Finding Nemo's name a reference to that?

    • @JDubs0623
      @JDubs0623 3 роки тому +6

      @@_V.Va_ yes

  • @Synthwave89
    @Synthwave89 8 років тому +10

    Jurassic Park on the SNES used to terrify me as a kid, especially the 3D scenes but also when the T. Rex suddenly came out and chopped my head off. But the dark 3d rooms with the t. rex just took the cake. I also hated no saves, I never finished that game naturally.

  • @Judasziege
    @Judasziege 8 років тому +42

    "Super Schindler's List 3D" - would play.

    • @WillEatForFood
      @WillEatForFood 8 років тому +2

      Someone make a Wolf 3D mod/clone XD

    • @dragnet53
      @dragnet53 6 років тому

      Oy Vey! lol

    • @MoonlightMirage
      @MoonlightMirage 6 років тому

      I hear LJN made it *BUT* the real SSL3D was literally played right there: they just called it Jurassic Park

  • @petea7323
    @petea7323 4 роки тому +49

    “That’s some pretty casual driving for someone that’s being chased by a T. rex” 😂😂😂😂

  • @warrenbrandt2572
    @warrenbrandt2572 8 років тому +65

    super schindlers list 3d lol

  • @mattsbaseballcardbreaks5952
    @mattsbaseballcardbreaks5952 4 роки тому +62

    "Gonna need a bigger a$$ to sh*t out this f*ckin turd"
    Gold, pure gold.

  • @xmaverickhunterkx
    @xmaverickhunterkx 7 років тому +15

    It took me so many years to realize he put himself into the Back to the Future timeline with the Jaws review XD
    Like, I literally just realized even though I've seen this episode a few times and saw it when it was released too.

  • @theevicerater96_97
    @theevicerater96_97 2 роки тому +10

    Even though it was simple and Cheesy, it was one of my favorite games to play with my dad growing up, I was born in 96 but he shared his passion for gaming with me then on NES and I haven't stopped since. Love ya dad

  • @thebookworm1613
    @thebookworm1613 6 років тому +22

    13:27 you can just barely see the arrow hidden behind the bush. Wow. Just...wow.

  • @punishedsneed
    @punishedsneed 10 років тому +15

    "Super Schindler's List 3D?" Game of the year all years.

  • @thebasquez
    @thebasquez 11 років тому +34

    WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO CAUGHT ON TO THE "Antique store opening in 2015" BACK TO THE FUTURE REFERENCE?!?

    • @ScreamingAtVespas
      @ScreamingAtVespas 11 років тому +6

      NO I CAUGHT IT DANG IT

    • @idiot3454
      @idiot3454 11 років тому +1

      OMG I CAUGHT IT TOO I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE

    • @we9ysasfwunherydfeom
      @we9ysasfwunherydfeom 11 років тому +4

      It's seriously obvious, at least for any person who saw BACK TO THE FUTURE trilogy

    • @Bladebreaker3
      @Bladebreaker3 11 років тому +4

      I did...but I don't really care

    • @Allanlbrr
      @Allanlbrr 11 років тому

      well, i though, " Hillvaley, isn't it the Back to the future city? "

  • @jwall8415
    @jwall8415 3 роки тому +29

    I’ve been binge watching his episodes again for the past two weeks 😆

  • @OutlawsBebop
    @OutlawsBebop 8 років тому +63

    At least Jaws is a playable ljn game.

    • @buttons551
      @buttons551 8 років тому +6

      +OutlawsBebop I played it and I wouldn't say it's bad, not a masterpiece, but not bad.

    • @dinoboy1153
      @dinoboy1153 7 років тому +5

      OutlawsBebop and it's one game! Not 52 GAMES!!!
      (did you get it?)

    • @SkyScourgeGod
      @SkyScourgeGod 7 років тому +2

      Alien 3 for the SNES was a fantastic game, and that was published by LJN. Not all their games are terrible, but the large majority of them are.

    • @RetroPlus
      @RetroPlus 7 років тому

      OutlawsBebop Possibly their best game, I liked it. It's not amazing though...

    • @ninjagregshow9423
      @ninjagregshow9423 7 років тому

      Maybe, but would you want to?

  • @frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574
    @frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574 5 років тому +103

    20:33 looking at your grades be like

  • @DarkmoonBaneGaming
    @DarkmoonBaneGaming 10 років тому +24

    "Super Schindler's List 3D?!"

    • @The_Weasel_
      @The_Weasel_ 10 років тому +1

      I read that exactly as he said it

    • @juancarlosromero1544
      @juancarlosromero1544 10 років тому +1

      I was like,, "No way!"

    • @MoonlightMirage
      @MoonlightMirage 6 років тому

      Yeah, pretty sure everyone was shocked at it being a Jurassic Park rip-off though :v

  • @therealdeeves
    @therealdeeves 3 роки тому +3

    Wife: What are you doing now?
    Me: oh nothing, just being chased by a T-Rex. Just another day at the Jurassic Park.

  • @bopabino1816
    @bopabino1816 8 років тому +101

    James, I always make a note to like your vids, but I had to hit the like button extra hard for the great Army of Darkness reference.

    • @shatman7496
      @shatman7496 8 років тому

      You mean in his E.T review? Because I don't see one in this video?

    • @bopabino1816
      @bopabino1816 8 років тому +21

      +Shatman Shop Smart. Shop S-Smart

    • @BreadandFaxes
      @BreadandFaxes 8 років тому +10

      +Brandon Popino *S-Mart.

    • @bopabino1816
      @bopabino1816 8 років тому +4

      Oopsies

    • @jizzer9000
      @jizzer9000 6 років тому +1

      This... Is my BOOMSTICK

  • @trbot
    @trbot 11 років тому +38

    "SUPER SHINDLER'S LIST 3D? Nah. Just kidding."

    • @schwarzerritter5724
      @schwarzerritter5724 11 років тому

      Why isn't there a Shindler's List game?

    • @trbot
      @trbot 11 років тому +5

      Probably for the same reason there aren't games about slavery? lol...

    • @TheBellman
      @TheBellman 11 років тому +1

      ***** Probably because Schindler's List isn't about slavery? lol...

    • @trbot
      @trbot 11 років тому +3

      no, lol... because they're both touchy subject matter...

    • @TheBellman
      @TheBellman 11 років тому +6

      There can be games about touchy subject matter.
      Spec Ops: The Line: War Crimes in the context of games.
      Bioshock: The breakdown of an objectivist society under real conditions.
      Deus Ex: About how transhumanism affects a society.
      Although Bioshock Infinite's attention to racism might not count because that was mostly part of cutscenes or off to the side, it wasn't holistic with of the game.

  • @gwenhale7930
    @gwenhale7930 10 років тому +23

    OMG that Raptor at 17:30 lol

    • @NoLifeBrine
      @NoLifeBrine 10 років тому +5

      That was scary for the first time. :O

    • @androkr
      @androkr Рік тому +1

      Ispugalis Obosralsya Chto Vy Sdelali Obosralsya

    • @jaydenstuff1492
      @jaydenstuff1492 Рік тому

      Fnaf jumpscares be like

  • @Ricardosucio
    @Ricardosucio 5 років тому +18

    New thumbnail made me rewatch a lot of avgn episodes. You already know this.

  • @StargazerFS128
    @StargazerFS128 5 років тому +13

    Ok, all aside, your parody of the line in the movie about making the game was sheer brilliance!

  • @annietrinity1833
    @annietrinity1833 9 років тому +7

    4:10 I've watched this video several times before, but only now did I realize you're talking about the malted milk balls. I thought you were implying Burger King's kitchen has a sanitation problem, which would also be valid.

  • @WaddleDee105
    @WaddleDee105 9 років тому +22

    That minigame at 17:25 is kind of unnerving.

    • @nathanknotts84
      @nathanknotts84 9 років тому

      SHUT UP AND

    • @WaddleDee105
      @WaddleDee105 9 років тому +2

      xozy and what?

    • @BirdRaiserE
      @BirdRaiserE 9 років тому +1

      +WaddleDee105 No shit
      You better hope the next time to you go to bed you check all the corners of the room by turning around slowly and hoping that pixelated raptor isn't there. Holy crap that would be scary to see IRL.

  • @jeannaimarre
    @jeannaimarre 5 років тому +18

    18:30 "Does it suck?? You bet JUR ASS IC sucks!!"
    priceless!

  • @REALGameMX
    @REALGameMX 9 років тому +8

    You want to know what that cartridge say? (19:07)
    UFI und sein gefährlicher Einsatz
    translates to:
    UFI and his dangerous journey/mission/adventure (you know, something like that)
    Maybe UFI is the name of the character you're playing.
    The name UFI comes from the word UFO and because the character is supposed to be an alien they called him UFI (it is a cute-making of the word UFO, like UFIE, get it?).

  • @JTmaxx
    @JTmaxx 8 років тому +69

    Ah, Steven Geilberg games.
    Anybody get it?
    No?
    Fuckin' ass!

    • @211Appolo
      @211Appolo 8 років тому +3

      +JTmaxx That's kindergarden stuff!

    • @radicalgamer74331
      @radicalgamer74331 8 років тому +2

      +211Appolo Not even Kindergartners find it funny!

    • @radicalgamer74331
      @radicalgamer74331 8 років тому +2

      +JTmaxx Aliens don't find funny.

    • @211Appolo
      @211Appolo 8 років тому +1

      JTmaxx And Christopher Bee.

    • @Steel_Bison
      @Steel_Bison 8 років тому

      +211Appolo Boris Karloffice

  • @MRMANNN59
    @MRMANNN59 10 років тому +36

    Et is the best game ever don't ever make a hate video my second favorite game is superman64 it had epic graphics and a wonderful story.

  • @GoblinFromOblivion
    @GoblinFromOblivion Рік тому +8

    17:31 This is probably the most well done performance of a mild fright that I’ve ever seen.

    • @carmenlai8252
      @carmenlai8252 11 місяців тому

      wow jumpscare ahhh💀💀💀💀💀💀😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

  • @MasterZebulin
    @MasterZebulin 5 років тому +96

    I just checked the will and the sharks name is not Jaws, it's actually...
    ...Bruce? Really??? _Bruce???_
    ... Okay, then.

  • @grundypeebo
    @grundypeebo 10 років тому +27

    By far the BEST jurassic park game was the arcade one where it feels like you're riding around in the jeep shooting at all the different dinosaurs (made by sega)

    • @otosuchomel5875
      @otosuchomel5875 10 років тому

      Lost world. An arcade near my house has a free play machine:DDD

    • @heyBurmecia
      @heyBurmecia 10 років тому

      i liked the one where you were like a little dinosaur running away from a t rex or something, all i know is you could only see its feet

    • @JackOfHarts96
      @JackOfHarts96 10 років тому +3

      I friggin' LOVED that game. Just too bad the nearest arcade got rid of the fuking machine and replaced it with an air hockey table...

  • @cynthiaking5790
    @cynthiaking5790 9 років тому +28

    For Jurrassic Park- Remeber that the jeeps didn't NEED drivers. SO you're the COMPUTER driving the car

    • @ventusgale6203
      @ventusgale6203 9 років тому +1

      Cynthia King try rewatch the movie , the T-Rex chasing part is base on the screen where they just rescue Malcolm then T rex come and chase them on the jeep that hunter guy ( forget his name ) drive

    • @cynthiaking5790
      @cynthiaking5790 9 років тому

      Ly Tam Darn.. You're right. DAMN! And I thought I had it all worked out!

    • @reido387
      @reido387 9 років тому +1

      Yea, only the cars on the tracks were computer controlled

    • @Jazzypants2007
      @Jazzypants2007 9 років тому +3

      dan coster Specifically, they were computer controlled before Nedry's tampering took effect.

    • @cynthiaking5790
      @cynthiaking5790 9 років тому

      ***** True... very good point. Maybe the T-Rex THOUGHT it was food?

  • @D.Ark-0
    @D.Ark-0 5 років тому +284

    It’s 2019 where’s the antique store

    • @goodolgranite8247
      @goodolgranite8247 5 років тому +23

      I see that you don't get the reference.

    • @BeretBay
      @BeretBay 5 років тому +4

      @@goodolgranite8247 i see I'm not the only one who's go *come* back..

    • @MacanWigit
      @MacanWigit 5 років тому +1

      @@goodolgranite8247 me neither, help us please?

    • @brad_hensil
      @brad_hensil 5 років тому +49

      Macan Wigit in Back To The Future Part 2, Marty McFly travels to 2015 and stops by a window of an antique store. Items that are on display are the Greys Sports Almanac (which effects the plot of the film), a Roger Rabbit plush ( both movies are directed by Robert Zemeckis) and, of course, the Jaws nes game (because Spielberg produced the BTTF franchises).

    • @MacanWigit
      @MacanWigit 5 років тому +3

      @@brad_hensil thanks man, been awhile since I watched the films.

  • @sideshowbob3402
    @sideshowbob3402 8 років тому +226

    lmfao super schindler's list 3d

  • @JP_Wu
    @JP_Wu 9 років тому +14

    9:33 Smokey Bear with a gun in Jurassic park xd

  • @RickAintStoned
    @RickAintStoned 8 років тому +88

    Fear the Rainbow.

  • @silverfan707
    @silverfan707 5 років тому +15

    "ET go come" i bursted out laughing!

    • @JBob08
      @JBob08 4 роки тому +1

      silvergps I really thought that's what was on the purple color toast, rather than jam.

  • @O.G.Ashtre
    @O.G.Ashtre 5 років тому +17

    9:01 Lmfao That Part Kills Me Everytime

  • @zumdidum
    @zumdidum 5 років тому +32

    The Atari Cardrige says „Ufi and his dangerous mission“ in German 🤔

  • @setsers1
    @setsers1 8 років тому +25

    So, Did That Antique Store Open Up?

    • @Scrubbles
      @Scrubbles 8 років тому +7

      +KJ Setser It's a Back To The Future reference.

    • @trunksrocks1
      @trunksrocks1 7 років тому +3

      Oh god a fucking furry.

  • @aliensanonymous5063
    @aliensanonymous5063 5 років тому +26

    The new thumbnail really revives the click factor.