Spielberg Games - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)
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- Опубліковано 11 кві 2012
- Perhaps the world's greatest maker of "fun" movies, Steven Spielberg grew to phenomenal popularity on a similar timeline with video games. That games would be created celebrating his science fiction and fantasy blockbusters is absolutely unavoidable.
Of course, a beloved movie in no way guarantees a quality video game tie-in, and Spielberg's career stands as one of the great lessons in the perils of overeager licensing.
Join the Nerd as he wallows through a collection of the worst Spielberg-based games ever created in his 101st video game review.
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Fun fact. LJN went bankrupt and died in 2004, Same year the nerd was created.
Coincidence? I think not!!!
Sorta like a Phoenix rising from the ashes?
so basically the nerd is kicking lgn while its down. mainly in the balls.
@@Shatter149 and taking a shit on them at the same time
Yikes... Now I *Know* my 💛 is right, and the Monster I live Trapped with is a f***ing selfish moron!!
So does that mean when EA dies, a hero will keep this genre of entertainment alive by talking about EA's shitty games?
I'll never forget Jaws. I actually called the Nintendo Power Hotline to figure out how to kill Jaws. I shit you not, their response was "You have to kill!" $ 2.99 a minute for that wonderful piece of advice.
Back in 1989 I couldn't figure it out either. I kept hitting/launching the Strobes, whatever the hell they were, to get Jaws to jump out of the water but I didn't realize I was supposed to hit him with that thing on the front of the boat. - Maybe if I had actually seen the movie the game was based on, 'Jaws: The Revenge', I might have figured it out before I had to return the game to the gas station I rented it from.
Well. That's bullshit on a stick, now isn't it?
The only good Jaws game: Hungry Shark
Ha! Criniti! Two year later but I found this. I remember that story. "You have to KILL" LOL.
BTW the Captain loved Jaws. One of his favorites to beat.
Joe Crin
best. advice. EVER.
You've hit something!
"Where did YOU learn to boat?"
I think you mean ''To sail''
Nicholas Jarvis WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO BE AN ASSHOLE!!!
Where did you learn to sail? Where did you learn to sail? Where did you learn to sail? WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO BE AN ASSHOLE!
Awww not this bitch again!
@@Ovcharka88: Oh *GOD!* Now I wish there *Was* an Atari version of Jaws!!
Super Schindler's List 3D is my favorite classic NES game. So much nostalgia
I prefer the Nintendo Vs. System port of that game.
i heard there's going to be a sequel coming to steam,it will be called "super schinder's 3D fucking destruction simulator"
I loved the cheat code that gave you infinite ammo for the sniper rifle.
Super Schindler's List 3D was so ahead of its time.
@@fjLKA yeah,small shame the sniper rifle was pretty usseles but hey,atleast the alien rifle was pretty neat.
master of monsters666 the alien rifle was pretty fun, wish it did a bit more damage though. The Incinerator is still my favorite weapon, definitely revolutionized game flamethrowers.
The "actors" portraying the characters in the Jurassic Park Interactive game look like the ones you would see in a Jurassic Park porn parody.
Jurassic Shart?
There actually are Jurassic Park porn parodies, including Jurassic Poke and Juranal Park
Rule 34 man....Gotta love the Internet
+JonnyInfinite lol
+JonnyInfinite Send them to the Cinema Snob, he'll review them
The T-Rex saying “Sega” at 10:32 was a nice creepy touch. .
Yeah, you can't do THAT on Nintendo
I thought it was pretty funny.
"sEgAAAAAA"
humans be like: SEEGAA!
When my dino be like: SEEEGUH
I remember playing that on sega back in the day and I remember me and my friends thinking that part was cool lol
His reaction to the ET cartridge is golden, like he's touching something radioactive
It might even be as bad as Jekyll and Hyde
Unpopular opinion:et is not a bad game
I like how he gave an unofficial explanation to how the Jaws NES game ended up in the Hill Valley antique shop.
Oh, it's actually there in the movie? I thought it was just a random reference.
@@pkmntrainermark8881it's from back to the future, when Marty visits the antique shop from the future in the second movie. Hill valley is the town the movie take place in
The game is somewhere in there
@@h3lpm3youtube82
I know that. That's not what I asked.
Avgn has to make a LJN tierlist because he, ironically enough, knows their games better than anyone
Even the more than the creators!
٢ح
Well I already know the best LJN game, it's The Punisher for NES
@@AnArchyRulzz Nah,it’s Maximum Carnage for SNES
All the games would be in the bottom row
Does it suck? You bet JUR ASS it sucks!
What a classic episode.
+211Appolo Jur ass ic sucks
+RobotGoggles lol
+211Appolo "JUR ASS IC sucks"
*JUR-ASS-ic sucks!
In case you missed the other comments. :D
+MasterPikaPika31 AUTTP Learn how to spell dumbass
Fun fact jaws was shot on Martha’s Vineyard and it still looks practically the same 30+ years later
Fun Fact: That wasn't fun.
@@ELPRES1DENTE45 fun fact: You aren't fun at parties.
Makes sense... Fun fact Martha's Vinyard is 99.5% white people.
If jaws was shot how is he still the exact same?
@@dragomilosevic4823 Because legends never die.
"It preys on your boredom."
That IS fishing. Lol
brown and green was 80's version of today's "realistic" grey and brown graphics
+Wario64I Clearly, brown hasn't gone out of style. :P
I think even "realistic" games would do better with more colorful graphics. I mean look at Kerbal Space Program, colorfull, quirky, but hard as fuck and realistic enough to get a job at NASA. (Especially if you have FAR installed)
The "E.T go come" cartridge says "UFI and his dangerous Mission" in german
still wondering why he has a german cartridge.
Du Idiot jetzt wissen die Amerikaner das wir das waren!!
@@Nordsee33 Not really, its Just a port
GET OFF!!
@@JadenMoon1475 what?
Man i just keep coming back to this episode. So much re-watchability
Same with all of the nerds episodes
"It looks as much as Robin Williams as a Wooly Mammoth looks like three Leprechauns carving the Solar System into a Northern Red Oak Tree" - made my day.
"by collecting food thud butt has explosive results" that must the best videogames phrase ever wrote
Along with "please send us your floppy"
Be*
I'm guessing it's some pretty spicy food with lots of beans, now we are talking some serious shit
I thought they meant Thudbudd.
"Super Schindler's List 3D?!" You mean Wolfenstein 3D?
I get it XD
+Scott2781 ......wat?
LLOLOLOLOLOLOL
nothinga Persuasive Thesis Statement on nothing:Even though nothing, nothing because nothing and nothing.
Scitch2781 dafuq
"Shop smart, shop S-mart." Love the reference lol
.. YOU GOT THAT?!
10 lbs
Grooovy
The king baby
Groovy
6:40 ...the horror... we do not speak its name...!
Just rewatched Back to the Future 2.
In the front window display case of the antique store where Marty buys the almanac, there's a copy of the NES Jaws game, with the dreaded LJN logo sticking out.
I think it was more Zemeckis referencing his bud. Spielberg was just a producer.
would be funny if it was AVGN' copy.
Jurassic park for the SNES really sucked when I played it a friends house once
+Stone Bowser2904 Does it suck?
+dorpth Well there you go. I guess he took it there.
You know what? We need a survival horror game about Jurassic Park.
***** We sort of do. It's called Dino Crisis.
***** they kinda made it ARK survival evolved
+Jordan Pritchard Well I played it a lot, rest easy friend.
Haruhi Suzumiya But that's Alien Isolation. Why dont we get the same game but with dinosaurs?
Haruhi Suzumiya But it still isn't a dinosaur.
19:21 that's not blueberry jam, that's E.T.s come
ET go came on that toast
This is my kingdom come
12:03 If that raptor was in The Lost World, that gymnast girl wouldn't have stood a chance.
9:11 I'd love to play some Super Schindler's List 3D
That's the funniest part of this video. It's just so random! XD
Quentin Billman I know right
Jombo 911 was a big loss kids in africa could have eaten those towers!
What about schindlers list hd remix
No doubt
Speaking of great filmmakers, you gotta appreciate how different eras of the Nerd's series is punctuated by his own trademark camera work. Notice how the 2011 era episodes began with the shot of James looking over behind the couch to the camera. This guy knew how to implement his own signature while remaining entertaining and funny. I know Steven Spielberg and James Rolfe are two different people, but each are both gifted in the medium they bring, for all to enjoy.
wait, theyre two different people???????
Yet another reason why James is the best.
Zoologic21 totally agree!!!
Zoologic21 yes the more recent are better cause money lol
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Jaws: A
E.T.: D-
Hook: F
Jurassic Park: A
ET go come: F
@SepiaThom lol
"There is one game i'll never play."
Oh the irony😏.
he says "I never play", not "I'll never play".
@@hornek Sounds like it, but I'm inclined to think he meant to say "I'd never play." Otherwise, he'd be saying that he's not in the habit of playing E.T., which sounds weird.
@@juantouche1940 ET GO COME looks a game I'd have wanted to play in the 80s, as someone needing games obvious and straightforward. Its name 'UFI und sein gefährlicher Einsatz' translates as UFO AND ITS DANGEROUS USE.
Mmm, purple toast with blue jelly.
BLUE JELLY?!!!
+Retro Gaming Guitarist Noname...
The Retro Gamer Yes.
+Retro Gaming Guitarist Spongebob reference?
Lucas Cunningham Yes.
and blue milk
Super schinler's list 3d was an underrated classic, to be honest.
Yeah, that moment was a classic, but I perfer the on-rail shooting sequences in the civil war flashback scene.
It's a 3D list editor 'game'
Agreed, but nothing will top the sequel "Disco fuck yourself".
Srebrenica 64 is also a scandalously overlooked gem.
I thought Schindlers List HD Remix was a big Improvement tho.
18:20 One of the most genuine reactions I've ever heard from the AVGN.
"Gonna need a bigger a$$ to sh*t out this f*ckin turd"
Gold, pure gold.
"yeah, just some t-rex chasing me. what an asshole"
It's hard to make a comeback from what was supposed to be the pinnacle, and yes, originally the conclusion to the AVGN series. Rob the Robot was a great entry to James' franchise, and it took balls to return and keep the novelty of these videos going. Here we are a total of more than 13 years later, and he's still going, alive & strong.
That's bad ass.
And by "bad ass", you could be referring to both tiers of the quality found in most of the Nerd's material. At least, that's what I think it sounds like.
@Jenkin Yep and no more 4:3 since that last episode now it's 16:9
Which episode is it where he says.
"I have failed." Then a small sad moment happens
I think it is the mega man episode but I'm not sure.@@palmtop_studios
@@KellanGDM I found it! Turns out he did it in both Desert Bus and Megaman. Kinda weird he did it twice. Thx!
20:40 - My reaction to receiving a credit card bill, living bill, food bills, rent and mortgages.
Super Schindler's List 3D was a hilarious joke.
R.I.P. Robin Williams 1951-2014
It's 2015 now. Might as well do it now.
It's in the Avgn movie
Well, my broke self wasn't able to watch it. But thanks anyways.
Ailani Batrony It's on UA-cam now :)
you can watch the movie or just the review on his channel
Ailani Batrony How broke do you have to be not to be able to watch a movie that costs you like... ten bucks to watch?
Nerd: "I will never play ET for Atari"
Also Nerd: *makes movie about playing ET for Atari*
"E.T. Go Come" makes me laugh out loud every time. What were they thinking?
THIS IS MY KINGDOM COME
@@filletofish2200 no matter what we breed, we are still made of seed
you mean Steven Jielberg.
Leven Jallan Nielberg
ArendAlphaEagle I get it
L
J
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I get it Hong Kong 😂
Kindergartners don't find that funny, aliens don't find that funny!
OMG I remember Jaws, my friend said the best joke when playing this game..." WTF, are you hitting him with a water gun, cause that shark is not even being bothered by you!"
"Super Schindler's List"
LOL.. The most fun and cheery SNES game.
The reaction on the E.T. cartridge is 👍
OMG that Raptor at 17:30 lol
That was scary for the first time. :O
Ispugalis Obosralsya Chto Vy Sdelali Obosralsya
Fnaf jumpscares be like
I laughed the second he threw E.T. away like it was a horror movie character throwing away a "surprise! it's a" body part. That was good.
(finally gets the antique store reference the Nerd made when referring to Jaws) Bravo, Nerd. Bravo.
18:30 "Does it suck?? You bet JUR ASS IC sucks!!"
priceless!
"Super Schindler's List 3D?!"
I read that exactly as he said it
I was like,, "No way!"
Yeah, pretty sure everyone was shocked at it being a Jurassic Park rip-off though :v
16:00 - Here's the one million dollar question: why didn't the makers of the Jurassic World movies pick this guy as their new John Hammond instead?!
"Jaws"'s real name is BRUCE, but I think that's dumb and still call him Jaws.
Technically that's just a nickname the crew came up with. In the movies it's only ever referred to as The Shark.
Is Bruce from Finding Nemo's name a reference to that?
@@_V.Va_ yes
“That’s some pretty casual driving for someone that’s being chased by a T. rex” 😂😂😂😂
I think I know what kind of game "ET go come" is. Man, some people have weird fantasies.
R34 E.T?!
I think..... I'm gonna be sick......
E.T. The Extra Testicle.
maybe it says "E.T. 90 come". which wouldn't make anymore sense...
@@JustinEvitable80 lol
19:06 it also says "UFI und sein gefährlicher Einsatz" which translates to "UFI and its dangerous use"
but if i translate the "E.T go come" from Italian to German "E. t gehen wie" to English we get "E. t go like that"
Did the antique store open up?
Yep. And we got hover boards too!
InvaderPet Don't forget to see Jaws 19!
Yeah. They had a sweet Sports Almanac I wanted to buy, but some slacker kid bought it before I had the chance.
Yeah, but they still didn't want Jaws. That game just sucks too much.
M070RG0A7 thats stupid of them they should want it just cuz its an original game owned by teh avgn but to each there own i guess
Even though it was simple and Cheesy, it was one of my favorite games to play with my dad growing up, I was born in 96 but he shared his passion for gaming with me then on NES and I haven't stopped since. Love ya dad
Honestly, Jaws sounds pretty tedious, but not too bad compared to a lot of other games.
This was fucking hilarious. I will say I did enjoy “Jurassic Park” for the Sega Genesis. The graphics were on point at the time and the game play wasn’t bad at all.
The controls are a little wonky, looking back at it, but it is not a bad game at all. That last level, when you see the elevators covered in blood... terrifying for a 7 year old kid.
Agreed, that game was epic and a lot of fun. Also, figuring out the trick in the final boss battle for each character were such gratifying moments.
I liked it, was hard too
I’m pretty sure the only way to win was to throw a red grenade at the Dino skeleton at the end (if there were other ways, I was a kid, I was an idiot) .. but if the only way was with the red grenade. How random!
i liked jurassic park simply because i had to. i was obsessed with the movie, and since it was the only game, it had to be the best and i had to defend it
"Isn't that the point of video games? To waste time?"
No, it's to have fun. If you're not having fun, something is clearly wrong here.
If it's not fun, why bother?
Either that, or to challenge yourself.
But with my ideas of playing Ghosts 'n' Goblins on the Power Glove, what am I really challenging? My capacity to endure? My sanity? Both? I shot backwards.
(Yes, I have a Power Glove.)
@@101Volts This
The T-Rex saying Sega in the intro of the Genesis version was so badass when i was a kid
6:02 "Smile you son of a.."
*Critical Hit!*
Seriously man, what kind of drugs do you need to take to hallucinate game concepts as these? pink Angels in Jurassic park, WTF?
"What kind of crack were they smoking?"
CAPTAIN CAPLOCKS and 780 grams of cocaine
"WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!??!?!?!"
I like that part where the t Rex says Sega
Linda Holdridge got an ad on that part.
Linda Holdridge Hi Linda, I'm John. It's nice to meet you and I wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas.
It should have said "Alan!"
It’s 2019 where’s the antique store
I see that you don't get the reference.
@@goodolgranite8247 i see I'm not the only one who's go *come* back..
@@goodolgranite8247 me neither, help us please?
Macan Wigit in Back To The Future Part 2, Marty McFly travels to 2015 and stops by a window of an antique store. Items that are on display are the Greys Sports Almanac (which effects the plot of the film), a Roger Rabbit plush ( both movies are directed by Robert Zemeckis) and, of course, the Jaws nes game (because Spielberg produced the BTTF franchises).
@@brad_hensil thanks man, been awhile since I watched the films.
New thumbnail made me rewatch a lot of avgn episodes. You already know this.
"Super Schindler's List 3D?" Game of the year all years.
WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO CAUGHT ON TO THE "Antique store opening in 2015" BACK TO THE FUTURE REFERENCE?!?
NO I CAUGHT IT DANG IT
OMG I CAUGHT IT TOO I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE
It's seriously obvious, at least for any person who saw BACK TO THE FUTURE trilogy
I did...but I don't really care
well, i though, " Hillvaley, isn't it the Back to the future city? "
18:48. This is the reason that I come back to his old videos so often. Fucking classic. Lol
6:24 that Back to the Future reference is on-point.
Those cardboard cut-out Raptors are horrifying.
Lord Proteus
You predicted Nintendo Labo 0_0
Reminds me of doom. It used to scare me like that.
In more ways that one
super schindlers list 3d lol
I’ve been binge watching his episodes again for the past two weeks 😆
17:31 This is probably the most well done performance of a mild fright that I’ve ever seen.
wow jumpscare ahhh💀💀💀💀💀💀😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨
16:55 that T-Rex face is honestly one of the most terrifying images in a video game I've ever seen
5:09 - "I DON"T WANT YOUR STARFISH AND CRABS!!!"
Better add sponges and squirrels in space suits to that list, am I right?
I'll be here all day...
9:01 Lmfao That Part Kills Me Everytime
Super Schindlers list 3D lol
@@neonflashsparkotron5435 Lol 😂
18:09 Hey I'm stopping at Tim Horton's to get some coffee. (No Dunkin Donuts in my area) :(
They dug up an ET game.
So nerd it is one year after 2015, did you take the Jaws game to that antique store?
watch bttf2 and look in the pawn shop window.
You know... this might sound stupid, because it is, but when he mentioned this charity I didn't realise Hill Valley was from Back to the Future. I genuinely thought it was an actual place that had an antique store opening in 2015. I've only recently watched the film in full, so the connection struck almost immediately.
Okay.
AriochStarr Aah, same here. It's been awhile since I've seen it.
AriochStarr I have to agree with you.
20:12 “I play s****y games because that’s all I’ve ever played. Games that are supposedly good actually SUCK!”
"ET go come" i bursted out laughing!
silvergps I really thought that's what was on the purple color toast, rather than jam.
You know, this episode sort of marked a point in AVGN. Its like, you can study the period of AVGN between Spielberg Games and Desert Bus, for obvious reasons. You could even try to watch the E.T. episode after this episode, to see how the chronology would have looked like if AVGN had finished his movie earlier.
"why would a T-rex be chasing a ghost? there would be no meat to eat."
Maybe he wants
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
soul food.
lol
Yyeeeeaaaaahhhh!!!
Sean Madson *guiter playing*
+dragonborn975 guiter?
+The Scarecrow jeleouzz?¡!¿
In my opinion Modern AVGN started here and the Classic AVGN ended with R.O.B The Robot (Episode 100)
Wife: What are you doing now?
Me: oh nothing, just being chased by a T-Rex. Just another day at the Jurassic Park.
Who knew LJN got their name by reversing the initials of someone's name (Norman J. Lewis)?
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PowerRangersFan they should make him the final boss in the next avgn game
It stands for lesbian janitor nipples
Mlg_kiwi 64 lol
PowerRangersFan
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That minigame at 17:25 is kind of unnerving.
SHUT UP AND
xozy and what?
+WaddleDee105 No shit
You better hope the next time to you go to bed you check all the corners of the room by turning around slowly and hoping that pixelated raptor isn't there. Holy crap that would be scary to see IRL.
It's probably been mentioned mentioned before but the NES and SNES games of Jurassic Park are a bit of a mashup between the movie and the book. In the book the characters realize that the Raptors are breeding (a minor plot point in the movie) and that they have to find and destroy the nest before the eggs hatch and the Raptors get off the island. That is why Grant is looking for all those eggs.
The new thumbnail really revives the click factor.
Et is the best game ever don't ever make a hate video my second favorite game is superman64 it had epic graphics and a wonderful story.
"Super Schindler's List 3D" - would play.
Someone make a Wolf 3D mod/clone XD
Oy Vey! lol
I hear LJN made it *BUT* the real SSL3D was literally played right there: they just called it Jurassic Park
I just checked the will and the sharks name is not Jaws, it's actually...
...Bruce? Really??? _Bruce???_
... Okay, then.
Yep. Named after Spielbergs lawyer
Bruce, huh?
... I'll assume it's from Australia then
Monty Python aussie skit , lol
Hey, fish are friends, not food.
DC Movie Reviews his lawyer never knew his father, it’s sad
The back to the future antique reference is amazing. Army of darkness as well. Gotta love the Nerd.
"SUPER SHINDLER'S LIST 3D? Nah. Just kidding."
Why isn't there a Shindler's List game?
Probably for the same reason there aren't games about slavery? lol...
***** Probably because Schindler's List isn't about slavery? lol...
no, lol... because they're both touchy subject matter...
There can be games about touchy subject matter.
Spec Ops: The Line: War Crimes in the context of games.
Bioshock: The breakdown of an objectivist society under real conditions.
Deus Ex: About how transhumanism affects a society.
Although Bioshock Infinite's attention to racism might not count because that was mostly part of cutscenes or off to the side, it wasn't holistic with of the game.
20:14 "hello I'm the video game nerd. I play games so you don't have to."
EMS "What about nostalgia critic?"
"Now that's stupid."
CRITIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!
add the word "shitty" beside games and there you go mission accomplished
Rising Of the Thorn don’t talk about that person here!
I am the real nerd: don't touch my boxes, I like boxes, u got a problem with that?
The Atari Cardrige says „Ufi and his dangerous mission“ in German 🤔
Thanks bro
The basketball level in hook is still a childhood favorite for me.
If our currency was in shells, I would have a Lamborghini and a mansion.
***** i kno rite
***** I get the reference XD
Konata Izumi For Best Loli lel
New Zealand would be the playground of the rich. Not to mention the pacific islands.
Xx_SuperMarioWorld69420_xX sena from haganai?
It took me so many years to realize he put himself into the Back to the Future timeline with the Jaws review XD
Like, I literally just realized even though I've seen this episode a few times and saw it when it was released too.
2:45 isn’t Sharks name Bruce after Spielberg’s lawyer that’s what I heard
This episode is top tier comedy!