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Thabk you guys for upgrading the studio!!!! This is way easier on the eyes. Make no mistake, this is BY FAR............... the best looking chill ass studio ive ever seen. God i love the whites!!!! 😚🤘🏻
@@HistoryHyenas interesting that my comment that joked about your over sensitivity of Papasmurfs funny comment got removed. Must be because it was funnier (or less embarrassing) than calling someone a zero. Sick burn yo 🤣
Wow, that plus the $500 Christmas gift and $80.00 candle. These peoples' economic status is not anywhere close to anything I have ever experienced. On the rare occasion I have given someone a $30 gift (which is well in the past now, though it did cost me $20.00 to mail just a few items to my 92 year old mother this year), it was a stretch.
Girlfriend had friends like that, pretentious on top of it. I offered to back over them with my car before she cut them off. She declined. What a disappointment.
Tim seems to be the only comedian that can pull off covid comedy on command. I like that he doesn't beg you right off to follow and like his stuff. So this is where we're at...
@@CH-ml4rz it's about the day trader who left the big firm and went out on his own. I was running a day trading business at the time. So I found it especially funny. It had commentary like "your drinking whiskey in your office which is just a room watching hardcore porn. Feeling the market. And you gotttttta get Monday.com." hilarious man.
I am a complete loser in my 30s with no prospects no family no drive and absolutely no hope... But I will continue to live as long as tim Dillon reminds me of this twice a week!
This podcast is absolutely insane. The ending literally had me doubled over in abject pain at all of my muscles seizing up from the ridiculous amounts of laughter. GOAT
"she has an autoimmune disease, do you know the symptoms of this?!" "Means you get inflammation like all over your body... And then you try to kill your father" Me: 😱😱😱😱
@@nathanhensn8717 the point is that she cured her own disease and people give her shit about it because it’s all meat. But they wouldn’t give her shit if they knew anything about her life growing up and how the disease ruined her life, but people don’t even look into what her systems were to realize she did indeed cure hereeld
Hey Tim, I doubt you'll read this but I just wanted to let you know this podcast really inspired me to stop eating healthy and start cramming chocolate chips into my mouth :)
I can relate to this so much. We got a bad rating at an Airbnb and we literally cleaned everything except for like 4 dishes in the sink, from right before we left and the stove. And the guy was definitely weird as shit he had a giant statue of a character all contorted with his ass up in the air. Wtf did we pay like a $200 cleaning fee for? Are we supposed to scrub the stovetop
For a number of years I worked at a resort the entire Baldwin family loves to frequent. Its a spa in upstate ny and I can tell you from experience Hilaria is the best and sometimes only tipper out of all of them, so i rly couldn't give a shit about her grift
The way he just facepalms after the “...and then you try to kill your father” line had me dying. That’s not just a normal laugh. That’s a goddamnit he got me again laugh. He thought it was a serious conversation about symptoms and just when he looks him in the eye to engage it appropriately he drops that shit on him.
Iv watched this episode atleast a dozen times since it was uploaded and I laugh so hard every time. 🤣 tim is a comic genius. I feel sorry for those have not discovered Tim Dillon. His adds and rants are legendary.
My friend in highschool went away on a field trip and came back german. We all had to call him Hans for the rest of the year and I think even beyond. He also started rapping as a fake german. Good ol Hans
These podcasts MAKE my Sunday mornings! Tim's rants are the exact appropriate response to the world the media is presenting to the public. There's a lotta b.s., and more than a little public pushback is warranted. Thanks Tim
Gorton's fish with tartar sauce, baked beans, cheeseburgers and seven pints of ice cream. An excerpt from: The War Journal | Causes, Dates, Battles & Selected memoirs of Tim J. Dillon
One thing I know for a fact. This is fucking funny. Tim Dillon has harnessed the full power of the universal forces, antipathy in harmony with ambivalence and his powers of comedy have crossed the threshold of infinity. Once his self indulgence fully matures it will be too late to stop him . Look upon him with awe, the world will not be resilient enough to endure his career and remain unscathed. I don't deserve comedy this pure. Omg the Mikayla Petersen podcast? It's happening much faster than I thought. At least we will all, die, laughing. May the lord god have mercy on our souls.
@Floyd Dobbler not a joke buddy, I identify as Mel Gibson from Braveheart. Except more gender fluid, and transified. Also surprisingly straight. Idk how but that's just how the stats add up. Thanks for your concern though.
I feel like we’re gonna get a bit where Ben just jumps across the table and attacks Tim then do a hard cut to Ben apologizing to Tim. Tim having a black eye and cuts on his faces just really anxious and flinching at bens every sudden move.
Thank you for saying something to those Airbnb hosts. I know what it’s like to pay a fortune to be trashed publicly by someone too dumb to buy a decent sofa. I had to vacuum roaches in one place and then they complained that I’m messy.
You're not wrong, I had a fantasy this morning about slaughtering all the rich and redistributing the wealth to the lower class while imagining I was in my new lambo
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Thabk you guys for upgrading the studio!!!! This is way easier on the eyes. Make no mistake, this is BY FAR............... the best looking chill ass studio ive ever seen. God i love the whites!!!! 😚🤘🏻
Dope shirt bro, but when are you going to talk about the mossad? They got you too!?
Why are you always complaining?
Yessssssssiiirrrrrrrr. Fuck covid take some apple cider vinegar
Yes or Yes
i feel at home watching this podcast. sitting alone on a weekend wondering where my life went wrong as a gay man yells at me for my inadequacies
Welcome to the family
One of us
We are legion
The 1st rule about the Tim Dillon club is that we don't talk about the Tim Dillon club
yeah its nice to have the voice on a screen rather than deep in my subconsciousness
THE NEW STUDIO IS FUKIN CAYUTE!!!! TIMMY AND BEN ARE KILLING IT YAAASSSSSSS
@@1PapaSmurfio1 lol we commented on our friends youtube video......go listen to one of your chill music playlists you ZERO
@@HistoryHyenas interesting that my comment that joked about your over sensitivity of Papasmurfs funny comment got removed. Must be because it was funnier (or less embarrassing) than calling someone a zero. Sick burn yo 🤣
We need a crossover with all four of you
@@infidelmat I never trust people named Mat with one T
@@Cheeki_breeki6 that makes as much sense as HH is funny lol
This is how we fake heal our country.
Many fake blessings!
I agree, It's time to get back to fake business.
that cease and desist order from Ralph Lauren was a real knife fight
Its what this country deserves. For profit only. #FakeHealingBusiness2021
@@scottdavidson3108 FUBU is looking like a potential replacement
Lmfao! $2100 a night air bnb and he has fish sticks from vons for dinner. i love it
fish sticks and ketchup i bet.. probably won't spring for the tarter sauce
@@jimsblendgarrison6884 he did say they left tartar everywhere Lol
I thought he said $400 a night
@@gingernichols8419 that is the cleaning charges I guess
Wow, that plus the $500 Christmas gift and $80.00 candle. These peoples' economic status is not anywhere close to anything I have ever experienced. On the rare occasion I have given someone a $30 gift (which is well in the past now, though it did cost me $20.00 to mail just a few items to my 92 year old mother this year), it was a stretch.
“Being who you are is stupid” - Tim Dillon 2021
Tim Dillon your maid has already mastered your style of fake business.
hahahaha
ADGO, how funny to run into you here! I love your channel! Our taste in music is as similar as our sense of humor it seems, lol.
this should be pinned
Masterfully done!
Soon she'll start selling jewelry-and opportunities.
I didn’t think it was possible but Tim Dillon keeps getting funnier each week. He is a true genius. No one comes close, absolutely love this guy!
Yes Sir, he's one of the best!
He is taking a looooot of inspiration from Sam Hyde and I'm sure he reads dailystormer. Both of which I can recommend regardless your politics
word he is getting more funny and more funny
yesRyes
@@Djejjcjqjjwjfkckcje you are correct. I just hope he gets the money and fame he surely deserves.
@@Togmot And you know these things for a fact?
"Live, Laugh, Love, Chardonnay b**ch!" -I'm dying laughing over here!!!
That one got me too lol
Your videos are the best man
Funny seeing you here!! I watch ur vids
Girlfriend had friends like that, pretentious on top of it. I offered to back over them with my car before she cut them off. She declined. What a disappointment.
Holy shit my guitar teacher watches Tim Dillon 🤣
frankly, Tim has saved my life. he has brought clarity to my late cloudy mind. thank you TD. i’m extremely grateful. we don’t deserve you.
Same. He’s got a beautiful soul.
He’s not just a comedian, but a friend who cares. Yes or yes?
Best cult ever! Yes or YES
Literally saved my life as well. Probably would’ve blown my head off if I hadn’t found my man Timothy here....
Stupidity of this reminds me of stupidity in my videos. I like it 😑😑
I don’t even smoke ciggies but smoking a pack and eating cold stone cake with a friend, sounds like a good time to me ...
Its delightful.
Blegh
DO PILLS LIKE AN ADULT
Sounds like a fantastic way to spend a Wednesday night with your roommate then look at the clock and realize you have to be at work in 2 hours...
Tim seems to be the only comedian that can pull off covid comedy on command. I like that he doesn't beg you right off to follow and like his stuff. So this is where we're at...
You better! Or it might be time to break out the butcher trucks. 😒
Bro rogan already said schulz figured out rona comedy. The rogan hath spoken
Good point, yes I love that he just launches right into his podcasts in lieu of immediate self-promotion.
@@dirtydee1233 sure Schultz is clever but Tim is funny without trying.
@@rushofwaves right...right...
"What I do with this show is i clear my schedule" 😩😹😭 the level of honesty
Crazy coincidence, I read your comment exaclty as Tim said it. Hahaha perfect Timing.
Whitney Cummings was last seen near Nancy Pelosi’s house.
Doesn't check out. She'd want credit from the onset.
i dont get it
☠️💀☠️☠️☠️
We're there any animals in danger near by.... Then it's believable
She'd write "Strong woman, I love you" on Pelosi's house.
“She’s not in MS-13, ....she not selling sliced mangos with paprika” the Great Tim Dillion LMFAO 🤣🤣
“I speak perfect mandarin” folks..there is a new 🐐
you spelled mandalorian wrong you f'king Candice Owens impersonator
@@nivangunaratne2788 he said Mandarin though, twice.
@@wut3358 oh wurd?
@@nivangunaratne2788 The poetic justice that you spelled Candace Owens wrong.
Really insanely hilarious
Tim and Ben. ❤️ That blunt asking of why he doesn’t let his wife peg him. Lol.
I just heard that part like 10 seconds ago..... Really came out of left field
@@B-RaDD time stamp?
@@AroundtheTubeNews at 1:06:50
@Big Crunch and "Mens" Health.
I didn’t kill myself just so I could watch the Tim Dillon show
Covid did.
Yes you did
Shhhh
Yes or yes
You’ve been waiting all day to say that
“Listen to me- I didn’t do anything wrong in that back house” - Ray Kump
The neon lights gives an extra glow on Tim Dillon's red face . He looks magnificent !
Baa-coock
Catherine Zeta Jones is Welsh. If you want minority points that’s A++, the Welsh are a minority even in their own country.
Errrrmm diolch?? But yeah she's Welsh through and through.
J Hart :
Dim broblem ac blwyddyn newedd dda i ti y cont. 😂
catherine zeta jones in ZORRO was my crush (girl id think about when jackin it) for years. ahh the memories.
She dips beneath lasers OhOOHo
@@cameron1746 yes
That magic spoon ad was the best fucking ad read I have ever heard.
Ben acting out on Manscaped tho 🤣🤣🤣
Please check out the ad for Monday .com on episode 160.( the episode he does from a bed) I think it was the best of all time. TD is a genius.
@@nickysantoro9194 is that the moon base one?
@@CH-ml4rz it's about the day trader who left the big firm and went out on his own. I was running a day trading business at the time. So I found it especially funny. It had commentary like "your drinking whiskey in your office which is just a room watching hardcore porn. Feeling the market. And you gotttttta get Monday.com." hilarious man.
@@CH-ml4rz I just verified. Its episode 160 at 1hour and 1 minute. Fing hilarious.
Next week on the show: Ben gets pegged by his wife while Tim sits there shouting "yaaaassssss Queennnn!"
Life in the big city
straight up the ass raw dog with the rash
SUS
I am a complete loser in my 30s with no prospects no family no drive and absolutely no hope...
But I will continue to live as long as tim Dillon reminds me of this twice a week!
Don't die before the collapse, it will be fun.
Having kids is overrated
You can be like me, just sit back an enjoy the apocalypse all around you, till you become one with the smolder and inferno all around you.
You’re all right there’s only one way to go...watching it all turn to ash 😂
You're in the right place then as we're all like that
I laughed more tonite then i have in months. This was gold. Every minute.
Lol timmy u went ham on those piglets. The way u open up a door to a darker room through the epsiode is beautiful.
@Floyd Dobbler LOVED this
Tim is slowly losing his mind and we're all reaping the benefits.
Moving to L.A. didn't help his sanity, but it probably helped his comedy.
If he moved to Austin, I don't know if it will be the same.
Tim speaks to my soul. I'm mentally ill
No one is perfect, alot of folks are a hair away from losing it especially right meow
Same. I feel him in my soul
Same. Up high 🙌🏽
51:33 His Joshua Tree Airbnb story is the highlight, holy shit!
Ben is the perfect sidekick
"without an ego you can best #2 in the world" - Jerry Garcia
You mean as a secretary
@@Djejjcjqjjwjfkckcje what are close friends for? ben loves it.
Ray Kump was so much better than Ben. did you see the show when ray was cohost? it was pure gold. Tim Dillon is Going to Hell is what it was called.
Tims impression of bens wife kills me😂
Tim Hit levels on this one just wow holy s***.
FOR CHRIST!!!!!!!!
He does whatever this is better than most!
It’s a rolling boil the whole way through!
No one focuses on the struggles of the rich
him clearing his schedual after the mikaela invite fucking killed me
How many times do you think ben looks over and thinks “ hes going to get us thrown into gitmo”
Tim is for sure on a watchlist after this episode
i'm doown for the pop up restaurant
Looks like joe de Rosa is a laying a path
grilled chesses on deckk
Look who's here
As long as they call it "Tim Grillon".
I want the seminar
"I've never murdered anyone, but it looks AMAAAAZING" oh my god lmfaooooo
This episode reminds me of Joe exotic making his shows on Carol Baskin
You beat me to posting this lol exactly what I was thinking. He better hope these broads don’t randomly disappear 😂😂😂
As a member of the Hispanic community, we accept Hilaria Baldwin, until she starts to act up again. . . , which means she would be put ON NOTICE!!!
OHn-Nohhhhtiiiiiccce yas
IT IS WHAT IT IS
ON NOTAAAAACE!!!!!!
Then we have to see her in a different way
YASSSSSSSSSS!
This podcast is absolutely insane. The ending literally had me doubled over in abject pain at all of my muscles seizing up from the ridiculous amounts of laughter. GOAT
Tim is spitting some iconic lines this episode
The episode takes a wild turn at Tim's air bnb rant
Two golden retrievers were killed in Nashville that’s it?.~Tim Dillon (Whitney has unfollowed Tim Dillon)
Lol
I have laughed out loud more in the last 2 days binge watching Tim Dillon's show than I have in 5 years. Fluking HILARIOUS, 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
"she has an autoimmune disease, do you know the symptoms of this?!"
"Means you get inflammation like all over your body... And then you try to kill your father"
Me: 😱😱😱😱
40:59
Did she try to kill her dad?
@@nathanhensn8717 no lmao
@@nathanhensn8717 the point is that she cured her own disease and people give her shit about it because it’s all meat. But they wouldn’t give her shit if they knew anything about her life growing up and how the disease ruined her life, but people don’t even look into what her systems were to realize she did indeed cure hereeld
@@jordanchristman144 I think the $600 con artist consulting program is a bit of a problem...and the medical coma thing
Hey Tim, I doubt you'll read this but I just wanted to let you know this podcast really inspired me to stop eating healthy and start cramming chocolate chips into my mouth :)
Tim Dillon is Steven Crowder's alter-ego who:
1) Came out of the closet.
2) Makes people laugh.
I thought Crowder being a gay was a well known fact
@@alancantu2557 It's a glass closet.
@@brentbarrus9754 makes sense
Crowder is trying for what Dillon has, already, not comedy but gravitas.
Yeah just like alex jones is the alter ego of oprah. Shutup nerd.
Tim finds the humor of the current Zeitgeist perfectly...there is no one better ...he virtually destroys at will.
"We may owe these two ladies an apology" 😁😁
Ben Avery should be nominated for the noble prize for his side laughs and comments which fill us with joy
I bet Tim completely trashed the place in a blind rage when he realized it wasn't the luxury he was promised.
Never promise a pig luxury
oink oink
23:00 Ben closing off his body language as Tim nails the nationwide murder fantasy hahahah how is this dude still so pure
How not to love Tim?! Just Layers and layers of genius, If I have a bad day, it’s a lot less lousy by listening to him.
This is a side of tim that most people dont see but I definitely felt it and got a few glimpses of before this episode. funny but deadly
"Whitney is probably in a youth hostel" 😂😂🤣🤣
That blue hair 😬😬
@Steve Mo
Oh fuck yea, she looks like she’s coming off the gack 🤙🏼
I can relate to this so much. We got a bad rating at an Airbnb and we literally cleaned everything except for like 4 dishes in the sink, from right before we left and the stove. And the guy was definitely weird as shit he had a giant statue of a character all contorted with his ass up in the air. Wtf did we pay like a $200 cleaning fee for? Are we supposed to scrub the stovetop
For a number of years I worked at a resort the entire Baldwin family loves to frequent. Its a spa in upstate ny and I can tell you from experience Hilaria is the best and sometimes only tipper out of all of them, so i rly couldn't give a shit about her grift
"She just wants to be slightly different" is a new Tim classic. hahaha.
See you guys in 3-4 days
The way he just facepalms after the “...and then you try to kill your father” line had me dying. That’s not just a normal laugh. That’s a goddamnit he got me again laugh. He thought it was a serious conversation about symptoms and just when he looks him in the eye to engage it appropriately he drops that shit on him.
Holy shit, what an epic stream of consciousness to open up. I'm 21 minutes in and he hasn't even stopped to breathe.
Tim talking to Ben right at the end about him and his wife trying to kill him is hilarious.
You’re literally the funniest dude I’ve ever seen. No exaggeration. You’re a genius. Should have a WAY bigger following
Iv watched this episode atleast a dozen times since it was uploaded and I laugh so hard every time. 🤣 tim is a comic genius. I feel sorry for those have not discovered Tim Dillon. His adds and rants are legendary.
22:50 that subtle arm cross while nodding says he's a bit uncomfortable but isn't going to shit on the big homies bit
The Air B&B bit is bulletproof. So good .
My friend in highschool went away on a field trip and came back german. We all had to call him Hans for the rest of the year and I think even beyond. He also started rapping as a fake german. Good ol Hans
Damn fr? That's mad lol
Lol that's hilarious
I read rapping as raping, and that would be way more terrifying... Good ol Hans the raper...
@@jordanmercier3616 i read it as gunman loool
@@jordanmercier3616 omg lolololllllllll
I’m so thankful for you Tim! Every time I’m in a dark headspace I listen to you and I don’t feel alone💗
Ben’s face as Tim describes murdering someone with his “best bud” 😂
The magicspoon ad had me in tears. I was so close to spitting out my breakfast from laughing.
These podcasts MAKE my Sunday mornings! Tim's rants are the exact appropriate response to the world the media is presenting to the public. There's a lotta b.s., and more than a little public pushback is warranted. Thanks Tim
Gorton's fish with tartar sauce, baked beans, cheeseburgers and seven pints of ice cream.
An excerpt from: The War Journal | Causes, Dates, Battles & Selected memoirs of Tim J. Dillon
“She’s not trying to be sistah Solja” 😂😂
tim's ray kump impression for whatever reason to me is the peak of comedy. nothing else makes me laugh as hard.
I'm glad I saw this before you're banned. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
OH man this was one of the funniest podcasts in a long time. Omg.
My dad smokes Marlboro ultralight 100’s. They still make them. It’s just illegal to call them lights or ultralights. They’re named by color now.
I only hope to know such pure seething rage like this in my lifetime.
Listening to Tim makes life easier while the world burns
"There's nothing going on to even care about anymore"
*Laughs in Jan, 6.*
That's scripted nonsense bro, even in the US it's not worth mentioning
I don’t even eat cereal but I just bought that shit because the amount of genius that went into that bit was iconical.
One thing I know for a fact. This is fucking funny. Tim Dillon has harnessed the full power of the universal forces, antipathy in harmony with ambivalence and his powers of comedy have crossed the threshold of infinity. Once his self indulgence fully matures it will be too late to stop him . Look upon him with awe, the world will not be resilient enough to endure his career and remain unscathed. I don't deserve comedy this pure. Omg the Mikayla Petersen podcast? It's happening much faster than I thought. At least we will all, die, laughing. May the lord god have mercy on our souls.
He said it's so risky eating cake and smoking cigs now a days. I must be Mel Gibson in Braveheart.
More racist though... probably idk for sure but maybe.
@Floyd Dobbler not a joke buddy, I identify as Mel Gibson from Braveheart. Except more gender fluid, and transified. Also surprisingly straight. Idk how but that's just how the stats add up. Thanks for your concern though.
"Americans just want to fight for something, they don't even care what it is."
USA! USA! USA!
Name the five best comedians of all time. Dillion, Dillon,Dillon,Dillon, and Dillon cause he spits the hot 🔥.
🤣👌❤️🔥
I feel like we’re gonna get a bit where Ben just jumps across the table and attacks Tim then do a hard cut to Ben apologizing to Tim. Tim having a black eye and cuts on his faces just really anxious and flinching at bens every sudden move.
dude, I love saturday nights again. Tim is the greatest
The best part is his soulless and joyless reading of his sponsor's ads.
We all know he does not care. LOL
Tim Dillon is the most inspirational podcaster I've listened to in 2020
💯
38:30-39:23 is just... it’s comedy gold.
My favorite pastime is watching The Tim Dillon Show while I wash down my antipsychotic pills with red wine
Shut up clam
Woah ur so quirky
@@osamabinturnt1287 is joke, not real
That Airbnb review tho 🙏🏾🤣😂🤣😂🤣❤❤❤❤❤ I love this man! TD forever bih, YES OR YES!?!??!
I love, love, love falling asleep laughing to Tim's voice
"What I do on this show is I clear my s schedule" 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Stop letting Ben come to the show drunk. He’s out of control, derailed the whole episode during the ads. He needs an intervention NOW!
Tim is THE BEST, can't blv how long it took to search his pod after his eps on others are always the funniest
Here before Tim’s grinder friend Remington!
😂
When you have Candace griftor Owens on
Happy New Year To Me and All The Best To Me. Check out my bad comedy channel. You will hate it. 😶
RimmingTim*
@@topdhen 😂😂😂
Thank you for saying something to those Airbnb hosts. I know what it’s like to pay a fortune to be trashed publicly by someone too dumb to buy a decent sofa. I had to vacuum roaches in one place and then they complained that I’m messy.
Holy shit Tim is in a Walmart shirt, the world is really ending, how exciting.
Can we discuss dreamy Ben's (almost) moustache? Strangely I dont hate it YET, but it needs to stay exactly where it is.
One more hair and its over
@@Haveuseenmyjetpack Dude. Please. I was signaling other Ben fans to weigh in.
@@susan908 alright, alright
@@susan908 literally one more 😆
Omg...did he get dropped from his Polo Ralph Lauren sponsorship????
It is impossible to do workout and listen to this yet another masterpiece of a podcast.
You're not wrong, I had a fantasy this morning about slaughtering all the rich and redistributing the wealth to the lower class
while imagining I was in my new lambo
Sounds Hitler ish..