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  • @TimDillonShow
    @TimDillonShow  3 роки тому +134

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    • @evapreciouss
      @evapreciouss 3 роки тому +1

      I don’t care about all that I just wanna go to te states and drink wit the kardahsians

    • @evapreciouss
      @evapreciouss 3 роки тому +4

      I don’t care about the truth

    • @evapreciouss
      @evapreciouss 3 роки тому +2

      I’m the fucking comedian in Hell’s Kitchen ... solve that riddle CIA goo goog gagaggaa my family are calling me crazy lmfao 🤪

    • @evapreciouss
      @evapreciouss 3 роки тому +2

      Good for you with whatever you was trying to do .. I was trying to meet my idols and god bitch slapped. Me to 🌎

    • @evapreciouss
      @evapreciouss 3 роки тому +3

      J’nett regretted riemne

  • @Handcannon77
    @Handcannon77 3 роки тому +1658

    "its about heroin and pedophilia, thats the entire foreign policy of our country" Someone please protect this man from the CIA suiciding him, literally a national hero.

    • @davidcobble2050
      @davidcobble2050 3 роки тому +32

      That would be funny if it wasn't so true

    • @russellm1883
      @russellm1883 3 роки тому +3

      Opiates are lab produced synthetic for the most part. Try again

    • @clarkkent2725
      @clarkkent2725 3 роки тому +66

      Russell M Respectfully, you should try again

    • @vivienmartin225
      @vivienmartin225 3 роки тому +17

      You have the mistake of thinking Timmy isn’t a CIA sleeper cell

    • @nathanwinhusen6017
      @nathanwinhusen6017 3 роки тому +23

      @@russellm1883 I hope to God you never have to go down the same path that me and several of my good friends, and the majority of people caught up in the opioid epedemic went down, but the opiates we were getting were definitely not made in a lab.

  • @Sidelinefighter-expert
    @Sidelinefighter-expert 3 роки тому +1042

    Can’t believe Tim Dillion bullied Joe Rogan out of LA, off UA-cam and now out of his recent studio

    • @TheColburnReport
      @TheColburnReport 3 роки тому +38

      I give it a year before he boots Joe Rogan out of Austin. Where next, Nashville?

    • @replynotificationsdisabled
      @replynotificationsdisabled 3 роки тому +19

      @@TheColburnReport that's too close! For real, Tennessee is legit, don't phuck it up.

    • @youreadisgracepod
      @youreadisgracepod 3 роки тому +54

      Not to mention Joe copied Tim's neon sign

    • @GiuseppeM
      @GiuseppeM 3 роки тому +6

      33:00 I DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING 😂

    • @victorsandoval6843
      @victorsandoval6843 3 роки тому +2

      @@youreadisgracepod I thought the exact same thing. Tell joe he needs to at least move it from right behind him. Looks dumb.his new studio I don’t like. Yes or yes.

  • @MrKrackaaa
    @MrKrackaaa 3 роки тому +465

    That EDM trap drop over the news clip of a cop shooting a kid is the most accurate summary of today's times

    • @TheDavedevil619
      @TheDavedevil619 3 роки тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @everss02
      @everss02 3 роки тому +18

      I died laughing

    • @chrisminicucci5903
      @chrisminicucci5903 3 роки тому +35

      Dude I’ve come back to it 3 times now. I can’t get over it. It’s hilarious in a we are absolutely fucked sort of way.

    • @RCXDerp
      @RCXDerp 3 роки тому +1

      @@chrisminicucci5903 more like 300 times haha

    • @russbuss98
      @russbuss98 3 роки тому +9

      We're literally in a Dystopian nightmare. It snuck up on us and we're in it.

  • @jbullets5964
    @jbullets5964 3 роки тому +236

    The Afghanistan song was probably the best thing I've heard so far in 2021

    • @cafemaco85
      @cafemaco85 3 роки тому +12

      I've heard it 10 times nonstop.

    • @aaroneusjames2342
      @aaroneusjames2342 3 роки тому +2

      The song he chose tho 🤣

    • @venezuela2669
      @venezuela2669 3 роки тому +3

      Cant believe i just now seen this lmao

    • @RevanDeluxe
      @RevanDeluxe 2 роки тому

      It was a pretty good song

    • @jasonweber5464
      @jasonweber5464 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah yeah yo surprised this is the best comment first thing I thought of

  • @mikhail5002
    @mikhail5002 3 роки тому +540

    It's so crazy that one of the most important, and definitely the most relevant, comedians of our time is getting treated like complete garbage by UA-cam and not getting his vids monetized etc. when it's obviously satire, and important and valuable art in general in the context of history of humanity.

    • @PurifiedSmith
      @PurifiedSmith 3 роки тому +55

      Cause the internet isn't free like it once was. Everyone seems to be so certain the internet will always remain the wild west. Soon you'll be paying to leave a comment.

    • @aint4nun
      @aint4nun 3 роки тому +21

      Dude in the world we live in now this is subtle high brow shit

    • @peter_schomus
      @peter_schomus 3 роки тому +14

      Yeah, youtube doesn't care, look at the way they treat Crowder. Hopefully his lawsuit against UA-cam changes the censorship issues were having with big tech.

    • @Tybolt1
      @Tybolt1 3 роки тому +13

      Hes demonitized? Id follow him to another platform that has comments.

    • @jhilbertdrums
      @jhilbertdrums 3 роки тому +13

      He speaks the truth too much. Nobody killin it on UA-cam is not getting censored, let’s be honest

  • @itznotayden
    @itznotayden 3 роки тому +747

    Lee Syatt is the glue that holds this podcast together

  • @kpobje
    @kpobje 3 роки тому +81

    The energy source of the podcast comes from the subtle desire of tim to make ben laugh

  • @nftech7098
    @nftech7098 3 роки тому +247

    "I quit cigarettes bc I want to die from the vaccine" LOLOL

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 3 роки тому +3

      When a man who is not legally liable for the ill effects of a vaccine that he is pushing .
      Who also doesn't vaccinate his children , tells you to take this untested vaccine .
      you better take it!

    • @darlenev9988
      @darlenev9988 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @colin8663
      @colin8663 3 роки тому +2

      @@TrollHiddenCave i met with some friends from my home state this weekend. I didn't bring up vaccines or anything once until my friend asked if i took the V and i said that i haven't even been sick or tested during this whole thing, so no.
      And his rebuttal was...."wait wait...but wait....did you take a polio vaccine?!?!" like that was his big gotcha moment.
      I truly just hope this passes over and we all "return to normal" but i also wouldn't be opposed to a fuck ton of these dumbasses just dropping dead if they won't open their eyes.

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 3 роки тому

      @@colin8663 well I'm a Satanist and I have no problem with allowing stupid people to die it's necessary for evolution to continue

    • @122amaya
      @122amaya 2 роки тому

      @@TrollHiddenCave Your the problem

  • @boiledprawnshack4196
    @boiledprawnshack4196 3 роки тому +482

    Fuck man. Week after week, Tim Dillon keeps killing it. This is by far the best comedy channel on this site

    • @cashel5232
      @cashel5232 3 роки тому +6

      ikr so glad i found this channel

    • @loganfranklin2096
      @loganfranklin2096 3 роки тому +5

      They keep getting better I swear

    • @snakecat586
      @snakecat586 3 роки тому +5

      Agree I’m just pissed there isn’t more 😂

    • @issaggg1087
      @issaggg1087 3 роки тому +6

      same! I was listeing to Bad Friends but quickly became unintrested but Tim Dillon has pretty much taken the spot for favorite Podcast!

    • @blammo8208
      @blammo8208 3 роки тому +2

      and its not even a big website!

  • @kailismith
    @kailismith 3 роки тому +328

    “What is a baby but a bloodclot that will steal your car to meet his heroin dealer” 😂 TD a global treasure, a global treasure I tell you.

    • @garnitan
      @garnitan 3 роки тому +8

      I was dying at that part 🤣

    • @DurzoBlunts
      @DurzoBlunts 3 роки тому

      I think he's talking about himself haha

    • @mika274
      @mika274 3 роки тому +1

      More like a fake global treasurer

    • @myquest666420
      @myquest666420 3 роки тому

      Lol that one hit a little too close to home.

    • @jamikatechaos9972
      @jamikatechaos9972 3 роки тому

      Been there

  • @Vicegrips11
    @Vicegrips11 3 роки тому +135

    "IM NOT HERE TO JOKE AROUND"
    -Tim Dillon (A man specifically here to joke around)

  • @2010kgurl
    @2010kgurl Рік тому +118

    Watching this in Oct 2022 is tough… We really miss this relationship between Tim and Ben.

  • @Sleigh
    @Sleigh 3 роки тому +266

    There should be mandatory EDM drops on all tragic news stories.

    • @Knaif
      @Knaif 3 роки тому +5

      why did they use the "we dropped a fat nuke on terrorists" music? seems a bit emotionally manipulative

    • @IGotBoergs
      @IGotBoergs 3 роки тому +1

      @@voidoccupant I’m at the beginning of the episode but if this is about the announcement of prince Philip’s death the song is: we do what we want - Alan Fitzpatrick

    • @here7036
      @here7036 3 роки тому +7

      That was so bizarre and I was in and out of sleep I almost had a panic attack. When did the internet become so retarded

    • @TylerLovesYou17
      @TylerLovesYou17 3 роки тому +3

      This video was very informative but the drop was wack so I will assume this is all misinformation

    • @cx2900
      @cx2900 3 роки тому +1

      @@Knaif music is used for emotional manipulation all the time. But this time, I don't know what emotion I'm supposed to be manipulated into feeling

  • @mikelac2
    @mikelac2 3 роки тому +218

    That fucking Afghanistan song is the funniest thing I have ever seen, I legit have never laughed that hard alone before, well done sir

    • @cx2900
      @cx2900 3 роки тому +12

      I'm looking forward to that part being clipped lol

    • @bearinafoxhole5951
      @bearinafoxhole5951 3 роки тому

      You saw it or heard it?

    • @SaulNuts
      @SaulNuts 3 роки тому +6

      I was listening at work in a quiet office with my ear buds in .... Trying to keep it together ... Snorting ... Crying ...

    • @the_pantichrist2279
      @the_pantichrist2279 3 роки тому +1

      @@SaulNuts snorting what?

    • @SaulNuts
      @SaulNuts 3 роки тому +3

      @@the_pantichrist2279 the good stuff ... Ya know? The millions of doll hairs i won of the stonks i am snorting the cocaines.

  • @aircopulate2104
    @aircopulate2104 3 роки тому +59

    Ben looks so cozy. Makes me feel like I’m watching logs burn in a fireplace during winter

  • @pgwrks4149
    @pgwrks4149 3 роки тому +334

    Tim Dillon's Joe Rogan impression is undefeated...

    • @tkirkpat007
      @tkirkpat007 3 роки тому +24

      The best plus no one else has the balls to do one.

    • @benjoewalker
      @benjoewalker 3 роки тому +1

      Underrated

    • @413.
      @413. 3 роки тому +17

      @Savage ehh 1:35:02

    • @Trent_Moorman
      @Trent_Moorman 3 роки тому +15

      @@413. that was fucked up

    • @413.
      @413. 3 роки тому +1

      @Cool Adam I don't know the timestamp, I actually would' like to know as well 😅😅

  • @jaysonspann8042
    @jaysonspann8042 3 роки тому +320

    The sight of Tim Dillon dancing to an edm song put over a murder by a news website is the perfect encapsulation of 2021.
    This will be studied in history classes in the years to come.

    • @chrisrogers4242
      @chrisrogers4242 3 роки тому +13

      Didn't you see the pe teacher in Burma doing aerobic dancing and the coup was happening behind her

    • @emissaryofcharybdis105
      @emissaryofcharybdis105 3 роки тому +5

      I need an isolated gif of that.

    • @chrisrogers4242
      @chrisrogers4242 3 роки тому +12

      @@emissaryofcharybdis105 an NFT

    • @sublimelove23
      @sublimelove23 3 роки тому +2

      @@chrisrogers4242 that was a horrifyingly accurate description of the world today.

    • @cuve_ae
      @cuve_ae 3 роки тому +2

      @@chrisrogers4242 we’re all NFT’s :)

  • @hoodiemike7577
    @hoodiemike7577 3 роки тому +180

    The Afghanistan tribute is my new favorite song Lmfao

    • @googleisevil974
      @googleisevil974 3 роки тому +10

      Needs to be its own youtube clip 1:04:20 its fucking brilliant

    • @YoJohnnyO
      @YoJohnnyO 3 роки тому +9

      @@googleisevil974 it is on the clips channel

    • @taryneve
      @taryneve 3 роки тому +2

      Omfg im watching it now for the first time and im dyinggggg😂😂😂😂😂😂 new fav forever

    • @lanceneeley9065
      @lanceneeley9065 3 роки тому +1

      I went there 3 times and the song is a classic.

    • @mattweizhongxian7238
      @mattweizhongxian7238 3 роки тому +2

      Are you familiar with the hit single “Arabs and Jews?”

  • @jflanagan9696
    @jflanagan9696 3 роки тому +30

    Tim: "Ben and his wife? I wish them well."
    *tees off*

  • @clipsedrag13
    @clipsedrag13 3 роки тому +99

    The most surprising thing about Tim is that he's not on cocaine

  • @todd.howard
    @todd.howard 3 роки тому +122

    I didn’t kill myself

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 3 роки тому +5

      Bill has the tapes. You should have gotten the Washington Post to remove that 1998 article about Bill and his security team crashing the boat leaving your island on New Years (no really, its still online too)

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 3 роки тому +2

      someone documented this on a literal trip there, and for real literally rented a boat to the island recently, don't worry Jeffy baby, your secrets are out in the open... bahaha (for real, Documented pretty legit, in the documentary, "Jeffrey Epstein: My unplanned brush with his Little St. James island")
      It's legit. He rented a friggin boat, he talked to locals.. the plane already landed for Clinton, so why would their newspaper excuse say they were helping land the plane, after the previous sentence says they already landed? Seems like a weak excuse that reveals the actual story when researched deeper

    • @smoothcat1556
      @smoothcat1556 3 роки тому +2

      @@dertythegrower😐 we need links bro, were Americans.... google is so much work.
      🤣😂💯👍♥️

    • @ericbillig9319
      @ericbillig9319 3 роки тому +1

      Yes you did...

    • @gabrielsilvas692
      @gabrielsilvas692 3 роки тому

      @@smoothcat1556 type boat hurts 3 in clinton detail dosent say much just that they left the island and 3 of his guards got hurt during the crash

  • @historyclickdelete7222
    @historyclickdelete7222 3 роки тому +374

    "Tim and Ben are Cartman and Butters all grown-up, and you can't tell me otherwise," is still my all-time favourite Viewer Comment on this thing. Still makes me laugh.

  • @dashriprock8596
    @dashriprock8596 3 роки тому +34

    "Bin Laden wasn't even there -- but who cares?" I'm dying here. Greatest tribute to 21 years in Afghanistan. Brilliant.

  • @Adizzy12
    @Adizzy12 2 роки тому +30

    This is the funniest podcast ever made in history

  • @OurBlackFriend
    @OurBlackFriend 3 роки тому +391

    Johnson and Johnson was really marketing to all of us D average students who know 66% is more than a passing grade so it checks out.

    • @skdewolf7606
      @skdewolf7606 3 роки тому +2

      Get the Pfizer or Moderna. It’s better.

    • @dhaltonmiller1215
      @dhaltonmiller1215 3 роки тому +39

      @@skdewolf7606 no

    • @skdewolf7606
      @skdewolf7606 3 роки тому +18

      @@dhaltonmiller1215 I’m kidding the vax is poison ppl don’t understand so. Thin the herd of low IQ.

    • @dhaltonmiller1215
      @dhaltonmiller1215 3 роки тому +6

      @@skdewolf7606 lol

    • @AbdullMohommedlol
      @AbdullMohommedlol 3 роки тому +6

      @@skdewolf7606 Literally just google "pfizer criminal history".

  • @marthyjazz4915
    @marthyjazz4915 3 роки тому +115

    "They have you sit down for 15 minutes, in case you have convulsions so they can cover it up"- Tim Dillon. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @skdewolf7606
      @skdewolf7606 3 роки тому +2

      The moderna only made my right eye go gotch. I would go with that vintage. If anyone looking for a recommendation. However a rare JJ is pretty good with a side of quadriplegia. But seriously get your vaccination or you are kind of gross.

    • @EllipsisTriangletrap
      @EllipsisTriangletrap 3 роки тому +7

      @@skdewolf7606 "Kind of gross" is how I live my life though! Are you trying to destroy my way of life? My traditions and values?

    • @skdewolf7606
      @skdewolf7606 3 роки тому +1

      @@EllipsisTriangletrap I’m being sarcastic. But that statement ruins the whole thing. Don’t get vaccinated. You are obviously above average IQ. Er I mean the latest gene therapy ones. Just got the rabies myself. All good up here.

  • @ToiletBaby
    @ToiletBaby 3 роки тому +108

    "Pedophile Warlords" better be available on iTunes or I'm suing.

    • @413.
      @413. 3 роки тому +6

      Filing fake lawsuit as well

    • @collinbarnard207
      @collinbarnard207 3 роки тому +2

      @@413. i’m calling my fake lawyer now

    • @RCXDerp
      @RCXDerp 3 роки тому +5

      @@collinbarnard207 I'm calling his crazy aunt who thinks shes a lawyer. Expect fake papers big boy.

    • @MattD86
      @MattD86 3 роки тому +1

      It’s been a week I’m filing suit

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 3 роки тому

      Well it's only that in America because it's illegal in a lot of places it's legal to be with people at a much younger age even Europe

  • @JBSauce
    @JBSauce 3 роки тому +27

    1:04:30 This is what you came here for. Such greatness.

  • @ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka
    @ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka 3 роки тому +373

    Gets vaccine...
    "Go wait in your car and start hOnKiNg your horn if you begin having a seizure"
    LIFE IN THE BIG CITY

    • @tron3420
      @tron3420 3 роки тому +11

      Just one long honk because the hand be stuck on tha horn. LIFE IN THE BIG CITY

    • @skdewolf7606
      @skdewolf7606 3 роки тому +5

      I want to get on a cattle car in the sky- shot please. Waits in car dies now or in a year. Worth it.

    • @tron3420
      @tron3420 3 роки тому +7

      @@skdewolf7606 listen knifes a life fight.

    • @user-ho8br1cw8c
      @user-ho8br1cw8c 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @skdewolf7606
      @skdewolf7606 3 роки тому +2

      @@tron3420 yes. Not just in Malibu either.

  • @knightshining
    @knightshining 3 роки тому +201

    "There is no one more woke than myself".
    -Tim Dillon

  • @player-zq8ql
    @player-zq8ql 3 роки тому +43

    Ben’s wedding segment top tier content.

  • @benbejammi8717
    @benbejammi8717 3 роки тому +18

    The truest words I've ever heard "don't get in the way of ppl wasting their time"

  • @Abitflippant
    @Abitflippant 3 роки тому +167

    I hope Tim hooks up with one of Ben's friends.

    • @nickchapman9751
      @nickchapman9751 3 роки тому +40

      Maybe Ben's dad? A revenge hook up.

    • @dakotadad8835
      @dakotadad8835 3 роки тому +14

      I hope Tim and Ben hookup on their next podcast, all the nasty angles too.. up underneath the taint and all that. Super aggressive while telling jokes and Ben keeps laughing

    • @demolitionsexpert
      @demolitionsexpert 3 роки тому

      a friend he meets at the upcoming wedding

  • @natedoherty3462
    @natedoherty3462 3 роки тому +146

    Tim Dillon. Takes full advantage of his freedom of speech. Fact.
    This dude just keeps slaying it. Perfect record. 0 losses.

  • @theroyalscrewgee
    @theroyalscrewgee 3 роки тому +59

    Ben rocking back and forth is his coping mechanism. Ben, if you need help wear a yellow sweatshirt on the next podcast.

  • @confusedbuthappy7205
    @confusedbuthappy7205 3 роки тому +33

    The afghanistan tribute is the single best bit I've ever heard in comedy. Tim Dillon is a treasure and thanks be to Allah that man exists

  • @dtgonzo90000
    @dtgonzo90000 3 роки тому +102

    The war in Afghanistan is like when your friend has been hooking up off and on with a girl for several years and when y’all have a conversation where she comes up you go “that’s still going on?” and it’s always still going on

    • @willswan7714
      @willswan7714 3 роки тому +11

      Exactly

    • @atomicalien4
      @atomicalien4 3 роки тому +7

      I fucken love this comment

    • @AfricaGeo
      @AfricaGeo 3 роки тому +8

      Yep, it’s a long toxic relationship.

    • @acetate909
      @acetate909 3 роки тому +5

      This is funny and pretty spot on.

  • @SeaOrcRonnie
    @SeaOrcRonnie 3 роки тому +394

    No comedian is on this guy's level and sadly all he really is doing is speaking freely.

    • @Jiggy609
      @Jiggy609 3 роки тому +12

      Cuz he acknowledges that covid is fake and the vaxx is completely untested

    • @moderatemexicanamericanpat4904
      @moderatemexicanamericanpat4904 3 роки тому +14

      @@Jiggy609 LOL YEA THATS IT

    • @adblack88
      @adblack88 3 роки тому +10

      @@Jiggy609 r.i.p. billy conforto gang ptl

    • @charwest5892
      @charwest5892 3 роки тому +5

      @@adblack88 drove off the road and into an embankment

    • @amphibeingmcshpongletron5026
      @amphibeingmcshpongletron5026 3 роки тому +5

      @@Jiggy609 He doesn't believe covid is fake. He just acknowledges that there are plenty of legitimate concerns about rushing out vaccines. The "pause" on the distribution of the J&J vaccine highlights that these concerns are legitimate. Still, he was trying to get it even knowing it had ~65% efficacy before they stopped giving it out.

  • @gagehartsell2193
    @gagehartsell2193 3 роки тому +22

    Tim paying for Bens wedding and then shitting all over it is top tier Dillon comedy

  • @Kakashi1isjskks
    @Kakashi1isjskks 2 роки тому +124

    Ben is equally as important to this podcast as tim dillon. His giggles make the show

  • @danimi361
    @danimi361 3 роки тому +23

    Clearly, the Afghan war tribute song should be nominated for an Emmy. Brought a tear......

  • @Nictus04
    @Nictus04 3 роки тому +64

    "They make you sit there for 15 minutes in case you start convulsing and they have to hide it from the media" bahaha

  • @curtvanwinter6116
    @curtvanwinter6116 3 роки тому +17

    I'm 8 minutes in and UA-cam doesn't have a single ad on this video. We love that you exist Tim.

  • @truerambler
    @truerambler 3 роки тому +79

    Won’t lie, huge bill burr fan and he got me into listening to podcasts. With that being said, the Tim Dillon show is better! 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @2feettotheground
      @2feettotheground 2 роки тому +11

      Bill’s standup is unmatched but Tim is the podcasting goat

    • @kylesanders8276
      @kylesanders8276 2 роки тому +1

      Agreed. Love bill's podcast, love Tim's more. If Bill would just read up and lean in to his banking conspiracy rants

    • @davoid3693
      @davoid3693 2 роки тому

      Also a bur fan and I agree

  • @pyrrhospizza5938
    @pyrrhospizza5938 3 роки тому +109

    "I just wanna hear more of Dan Crenshaw, don't you?"

  • @danebrewer5931
    @danebrewer5931 3 роки тому +67

    I was actually in the war as infantry in early 2002, it is all true and I have listened to this song on repeat for the last 5 hours while my whole family is sleeping, they are afraid to even ask me if im ok, but its ok cuz im ok, Keep smiling!!

  • @HelenSimms16
    @HelenSimms16 3 роки тому +43

    When Tim’s voice broke singing “Oxycodone” I shed a tear

    • @cuve_ae
      @cuve_ae 3 роки тому +1

      Taste so gooooooodd

  • @Ikilledthebanks
    @Ikilledthebanks 3 роки тому +101

    Tim is approaching Carlin status, just keeps getting better.

    • @Feltonmeiser
      @Feltonmeiser 3 роки тому +1

      Who’s Carlin?

    • @AngelWest58
      @AngelWest58 3 роки тому +8

      already surpassed

    • @russbuss98
      @russbuss98 3 роки тому +2

      @@Feltonmeiser George Carlin. I'm not going to claim I know a lot about him but he's known as one of the greatest comedians of all time.

    • @jorgegomez524
      @jorgegomez524 3 роки тому +5

      @@russbuss98 the thing about Carlin is that he was calling it when nobody else was calling it. He was years ahead. Brave man.

    • @saudibonesawexpert8937
      @saudibonesawexpert8937 2 роки тому +1

      @@Feltonmeiser george carlin 💀

  • @barfyman-dm6zx
    @barfyman-dm6zx 3 роки тому +37

    Tim's Afghan War serenade makes all the deadly drone strikes worth it

  • @pdizzle5046
    @pdizzle5046 3 роки тому +42

    When that dubstep track happend I died laughing as Tim danced

  • @texboyporsche944
    @texboyporsche944 2 роки тому +8

    This whole podcast could have been a comedy special

  • @justinlee5958
    @justinlee5958 3 роки тому +23

    This is the best podcast on the internet.

  • @browniebear
    @browniebear 3 роки тому +630

    The Tim Dillon Show without Ben Avery would just be... The Tim Dillon

    • @curtisboyce3849
      @curtisboyce3849 3 роки тому +44

      yes or yes

    • @DarnThatDragon
      @DarnThatDragon 3 роки тому +54

      The laugh makes my week

    • @kyanrinel5898
      @kyanrinel5898 3 роки тому +8

      @@johnashenhurst857 yah that one other dude that used to be the co-host/producer (not Ray Cump but the Harry Potter looking dude) tried to actually talk over Tim and answer his rhetorical questions and not let Tim keep going.

    • @TCUjoey
      @TCUjoey 3 роки тому +1

      Ok everyone, let’s respect the amount of “likes” on this post....leave it at 69.

    • @lifemusic1980
      @lifemusic1980 3 роки тому +1

      Nah, Ben does a lot more than sit and laugh.

  • @ziggyvillavicen6213
    @ziggyvillavicen6213 3 роки тому +72

    Everyone’s missing how great some parts of Tim’s singing is

    • @nickeq42
      @nickeq42 3 роки тому +3

      He be great on broadway

  • @regalchange
    @regalchange 3 роки тому +12

    “The most dangerous positions you can be in, in life, is getting in the way of somebody and the time they want to waste” 22:57 Yikes... 😂

  • @AB-wg7qe
    @AB-wg7qe 3 роки тому +19

    My brother worked at a diner. A 400 pound woman came in and my brother asked her is she wanted a booth or a table. She yelled at him and said “Do I look like I can fit in a fcking booth!!???

  • @ajmb6081
    @ajmb6081 3 роки тому +53

    It took 248 episodes for Bens true feelings about the gays to come out, glad he is on his way to a new podcast

    • @noraozer2800
      @noraozer2800 3 роки тому +2

      New podcast?
      *Edit: nevermind I didn’t watch it till the end before asking 😅

    • @yodythewoadie
      @yodythewoadie 3 роки тому +1

      I miss Brain Jail so fucking much if you tuned in to the old Brain Jail you'd know very well how Ben feels about the gays.

    • @sandygill8440
      @sandygill8440 3 роки тому +2

      Bens speaks what we really think lol jk.

  • @wilrsjasac
    @wilrsjasac 3 роки тому +156

    I feel like he’s just trying to make Ben laugh out loud and we’re along for the ride. *Michael Jackson popcorn meme*

  • @drxela123
    @drxela123 2 роки тому +2

    I love during the Afghanistan War song, you can just faintly hear the backup singers in the music every now and then, and it sounds like they're actually singing and backing up Tim's words.

  • @isaactuuri6488
    @isaactuuri6488 Рік тому +2

    the taliban song near the end portion, the best Tim dillon moment, i need to blare this in my car, windows down

  • @callmeslapnuts
    @callmeslapnuts 3 роки тому +27

    This is the best episode of any podcast ever recorded

  • @mayurkrip
    @mayurkrip 3 роки тому +70

    It's gonna be a real knife fight out there at Ben's Wedding for chicken fingers

    • @googleisevil974
      @googleisevil974 3 роки тому +7

      "Fuck community college. Let's get drunk and eat chicken fingers."

    • @spoils2873
      @spoils2873 3 роки тому +1

      @@googleisevil974 take it easy ricky

    • @vaccallica
      @vaccallica 3 роки тому +1

      Oh shit, was Ray invited?

  • @jamikatechaos9972
    @jamikatechaos9972 3 роки тому +20

    My God, I wish I was a gay man, just so I would, technically, have a shot with Tim Dillon.

  • @lesleyreese237
    @lesleyreese237 3 роки тому +5

    Your hit single, "Pedophile Warlords" has been playing in my head on loop for the last two days as I frequently mentally disassociate from my mundane civil service job. That shit's a real banger.

  • @volcomwave
    @volcomwave 3 роки тому +38

    The EDM track from NewsWeek has me dry heaving from laughter.

    • @indiablackwell
      @indiablackwell 3 роки тому +4

      I started going into a coughing fit

    • @gvictor
      @gvictor 3 роки тому

      @@indiablackwell ripping off the NowThis schtick

  • @WaterBottle302
    @WaterBottle302 3 роки тому +159

    I am lost and without direction until Tim releases a new show

    • @awakenyisrael
      @awakenyisrael 3 роки тому +4

      U r g a y.

    • @moshev.4705
      @moshev.4705 3 роки тому +2

      get the patreon

    • @yodythewoadie
      @yodythewoadie 3 роки тому +2

      @@moshev.4705 even on Rothschild's tier it's never enough. I miss Ben's Brain Jail more than anything 💔

    • @Kaapo73
      @Kaapo73 3 роки тому

      Same. And we need to get a new war going soon, for employment!
      I'm feeling pretty good and hopeful about going against Russia in Ukraine! (never underestimate HRC's hatered of the Russians.)

  • @supafun33
    @supafun33 3 роки тому +11

    I'm not kidding, when Tim started yelling about the MMPC a bunch of birds flew away from my window terrified

  • @johndutchman
    @johndutchman 3 роки тому +9

    30 years ago this week . . . I came back from the first Gulf war.

  • @filippomarino2508
    @filippomarino2508 3 роки тому +125

    Ben is just a version of Tim that didn't start doing coke in middle school

  • @Randy4me
    @Randy4me 3 роки тому +43

    Tim will be selling timeshares in Afghanistan.

    • @mika274
      @mika274 3 роки тому

      And sub prime mortgages

    • @brianpacheco1927
      @brianpacheco1927 3 роки тому

      And putting them up on airbnb

    • @mrj4990
      @mrj4990 2 роки тому +1

      Stunning estate, only slight damage from a recent VBIED which caved in most of the roof, which lets in beautiful natural sunlight.

  • @jackwalters598
    @jackwalters598 Рік тому +6

    This episode really made my day, I was feeling quite bad for the last week and a half and this healed me 🤣

  • @robbiesalzer7826
    @robbiesalzer7826 Рік тому +2

    One of the ALL TIME great podcasts to exist

  • @cameronhughes9707
    @cameronhughes9707 3 роки тому +36

    That song is one of the top ten moments of this podcast.

    • @Wolfmantoys
      @Wolfmantoys 3 роки тому +6

      I’d say it is the #1 moment. Tim has reached peak boss level real life Eric Cartman with that song!

    • @James-PHX
      @James-PHX 3 роки тому

      Agreed

    • @ISHTHEBOSS
      @ISHTHEBOSS 3 роки тому +1

      Easily

    • @daynebullion3231
      @daynebullion3231 3 роки тому

      Top 5 in no particular order...
      Afghanistan war song, Meghan McCain skit, "put her in jail!" rant, air bnb feud with the desert lesbians, better help role play ads

    • @cameronhughes9707
      @cameronhughes9707 3 роки тому

      @@daynebullion3231 for me the wallet if funnier than the mehghan skit but the rest 100%

  • @masoncarter7333
    @masoncarter7333 3 роки тому +313

    Who else better than Timothy Goldstein Rockefeller to narrate the end of an empire.

    • @lam936
      @lam936 3 роки тому +4

      Close but no cigar

    • @ChrisDragotta
      @ChrisDragotta 3 роки тому +8

      @@lam936 I ll buy that for a dollar.

    • @lam936
      @lam936 3 роки тому +3

      @@ChrisDragotta take it from my cold dead hands

    • @MEMESSOSTUPID
      @MEMESSOSTUPID 3 роки тому +27

      Timothy Goldstein Rockefeller Muhammad Stein Cohen

    • @wrathofricky
      @wrathofricky 3 роки тому +11

      I think you mean Timothy Muhammed Goldstein and most people think hes from america but hes actually from rolls roycistan

  • @SincereSentinel
    @SincereSentinel 3 роки тому +1

    That Afghanistan bit/song was Gold too.

  • @franciscalhoun3643
    @franciscalhoun3643 3 роки тому +8

    The funniest part of the song is when the music first started. That is when I realized how god damn funny it was going to be!

  • @Hot4Thot
    @Hot4Thot 3 роки тому +25

    I'm sitting on the toilet, listening to this while I avoid doing my fake job, and Tim just earned a standing ovation for his musical talent 👏 🙌 👌

    • @theteacher3160
      @theteacher3160 3 роки тому +1

      Watching Tim while on the toilet is one of my favorite hobbies.

    • @edwardcarrington3531
      @edwardcarrington3531 3 роки тому +1

      Did the shit fall out of you when you stood up? I hope it touched ur thigh on the way down

  • @fifacommendatori1194
    @fifacommendatori1194 3 роки тому +63

    My first war was the war on CHRISTMAS and those flames will never die

    • @patrickcolantuoni1724
      @patrickcolantuoni1724 3 роки тому

      Mine was the war on drugs. Been fighting the good fight for a long time now. I am an undercover agent, I think I might have gone too deep but fuck it, I'm having too much fun

  • @jeremiahvalle9971
    @jeremiahvalle9971 3 роки тому +2

    This was probably my favourite episode in awhile. So many bits, jokes, and references hit so hard.

  • @benwalker5686
    @benwalker5686 3 роки тому +9

    Make no mistake, all the OGs and Rothschilds love this latest of Tim's musical interludes. Brings back memories of the teasers for (but never performance of!) "Who Took Johnny: The Musical"-type vibes. The Pig really has a set of pipes on him!

  • @eaea1225
    @eaea1225 3 роки тому +38

    tim talking about andy ngo sounds like dave chappelle talking about candace owens

  • @austinhockey11
    @austinhockey11 3 роки тому +9

    1:07:37 I’m watching Tim like I watch my kid perform at the ballet recital. So proud of you Tim 🥺

  • @jordanmartin3434
    @jordanmartin3434 3 роки тому +25

    Yo the last 30mins is just a real ass convo between benjamin and timmy D its fuckin hilarious

    • @CillBill94
      @CillBill94 3 роки тому

      Lol that's what I was thinking

  • @drsteve07
    @drsteve07 2 роки тому +2

    This is one of my favorite poddies of all time

  • @tylerlaforest7917
    @tylerlaforest7917 3 роки тому +33

    When your boss trashes how poor your wedding is going to be 🤣😂☠️ I feel like the more JOE ROGAN compliments Ben the more Ben will suffer at the hands of Tim.

  • @seriosertyp8145
    @seriosertyp8145 3 роки тому +50

    27:24 first time Ben being responsible for losing a sponsor. So proud of him. Yes or yes: Is he learning from the best?

  • @NickyBotz54
    @NickyBotz54 3 роки тому +2

    I can't wait to start seeing ads for Tim's musical compilation albums. Featuring I love you Afghanistan, His covers of Born in the USA, and his rendition of the american anthem from the "Our Faves" episode. He's establishing himself as a staple of modern american folk music

  • @Paul-jn9cx
    @Paul-jn9cx 3 роки тому +3

    Listening/watching from the UK. Really wish we had someone like Tim over here. Keep it up.

  • @justagirl1894
    @justagirl1894 3 роки тому +114

    I come here like I have a date.... or a life. Lol.

  • @mrs5189
    @mrs5189 3 роки тому +144

    Tim Dillon is hurt he's not a groomsman. He doesn't want to admit it. Tim has never had a real friend like Ben.

    • @iamshaman
      @iamshaman 3 роки тому +51

      It's kind of rude actually, like fuck Ben...if you resent Tim or don't feel close with him move on don't make someone feel like shit about themselves just because they are often visiously condescending and verbally abusive towards you.. not everyone is perfect!

    • @Eblis840
      @Eblis840 3 роки тому +44

      @@iamshaman I'm saying, it's like either develop stockholm syndrome or quit whining about the abuse.

    • @mrs5189
      @mrs5189 3 роки тому +2

      @Username User i know

    • @auntpretty7609
      @auntpretty7609 3 роки тому +2

      Life in the big City

    • @nonofyourbusiness7631
      @nonofyourbusiness7631 3 роки тому

      Hes probably his best man lol

  • @naylik2562
    @naylik2562 3 роки тому +3

    This podcast keeps getting better and better, Ben and Tim, I wish them well.

  • @gdogg1475
    @gdogg1475 3 роки тому +4

    Best one in a while. So happy this went on for an extra 30 minutes.

  • @BassGoThump
    @BassGoThump 3 роки тому +105

    I already miss Afganistan

    • @user-ho8br1cw8c
      @user-ho8br1cw8c 3 роки тому +4

      Dont worry. I hear war is very in this year. Especially civil.

    • @JaneDoe-tn8tn
      @JaneDoe-tn8tn 3 роки тому

      The reasons for being there haven't changed. Leaving is a mistake.

    • @Tacit_Tern
      @Tacit_Tern 3 роки тому

      We need to be there.

    • @bsauced
      @bsauced 3 роки тому

      We’re only leaving so we can start a bigger one in Iran.

    • @Tacit_Tern
      @Tacit_Tern 3 роки тому

      @@bsauced
      Negative.
      ....America doesn't start. We finish.

  • @yodythewoadie
    @yodythewoadie 3 роки тому +36

    "It's just funny, the websites funny."
    "See why is it funny?"
    "CP beef?"
    "What's funny?"
    "CP"

    • @SaggyJ
      @SaggyJ 3 роки тому +1

      Tim was not budging lol new sponsor tho maybe he’ll give them the underwear ad treatment soon

  • @russbuss98
    @russbuss98 3 роки тому +1

    This is like a top tier Netflix special every week for free

  • @margareth.7000
    @margareth.7000 3 роки тому +17

    ben, can tim have permission to do a podcast episode from your wedding?? set him up a booth after the ceremony and he can interview guests.

    • @gansita1983
      @gansita1983 3 роки тому

      Uuuu i second this idea. Beautifully thinking girl

  • @tyski2124
    @tyski2124 3 роки тому +62

    If South Park and Reno 911 had a baby in Long Island

  • @Lindseynyc123
    @Lindseynyc123 3 роки тому +74

    “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show”. Sweeter words have never been spoken.

    • @livewiiiiire
      @livewiiiiire 3 роки тому +1

      I got so used to it coming out on Sundays that I forgot it was a Saturday show 🙌 blessed piggy on time lately

  • @villainessy
    @villainessy 3 роки тому +3

    Currently watching Tim Dillon in the hospital w covid