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@@drgonzo1971 that's true Trump by no means was a damn Republican it really pisses me off how Republicans are constantly trying to steal his Thunder and act as if they are on the people side he was a nationalist populist
Am I the only one that still utters to himself, "it's a god damn knife fight!" ... all the time for no reason... making my bed(knife fight), coffee gets spilled(knife fight), dead car battery(knife fight) lol love it.
"We don't know who struck first, us or them. But we do know it was us that scorched the sky. At the time, they were dependent on solar power. " -Morpheus
Just relentless. If something is unrelentless then it means that it is not unrelenting. Relenting meaning to yield in some form. Only writing this to prove I have too much time on my hands.
I want to volunteer to be the 70 year old n over "bouncer" at a long island restaurant. "Can I see some ID, ma'am" Yoooous gotta go old lady! All of the sudden seniors are getting fake IDs saying they are 65....haha
Tim I'm a new fan, recently signed up for ur patreon acct...the long island restaurant segment is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time...thank u...
It's insane that Tim Dillon actually is talented enough to boast about how much more talented he is than so many of his peers and not only not have me not hate him for being an arrogant prick but actually to make me an even bigger fan and saying to myself "Yeah, he's right!" Most TV/Film comics suck compared to him. I don't mean to hate on people like Jimmy Fallon or Seth Meyers but Tim could spin circles around them with his wit and they wouldn't even realize how outclassed they were. Granted, he's also dark AF and pretty crazy. Fuck yeah!
I completely 100% agree about the college scam! I went through the whole collegiate experience for 4 years and was efficiently plopped in front of a unemployment office when finished. Ended up going back to trade school and have never been unemployed since.
Eating cereal in Whitney Cummings's backyard whilst waiting for bobcats to appear actually sounds pretty fun. But it won't happen for me because I lack Tim's high-born facial bone structure.
45:06 CHICKEN FINGERS 45:30 HOW'RE YOUU 45:38 REAL KNIFE FIGHT IN MALIBU 46:15 SUMMER OF LOVE 46:46 GET BLADES GET CUT 46:56 FAT SISTER POVERTY 47:10 GOD! DAMN! KNIFE! FIGHT!
Lol I started listening to this yesterday went to bed. It was my birthday for real! So thanks Tim for the honest wishes I love you you are such a good and honest open hearted person!
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I forgot to use the code. Can I still get the discount?
I bought the cereal but I forgot to use the code. I’m sure it still counts.
@Jeff B He didn't forget.
funniest comment ive ever seen on tim dillon show
Lmao
It probably doesn’t count lol
how was it?
This is by far my favorite episode he has done, I rewatch it all the time haha
Fell asleep by the pool eating magic spoon. Life in the big city.
If falling asleep is being passed out drunk then yeah.
Tim Dillon is a viable third party candidate
there's no such thing. he has to do a Trump and take over a mainstream party
Yes or yes!
He can run as a member of the reasonablist party.
@@drgonzo1971 that's true Trump by no means was a damn Republican it really pisses me off how Republicans are constantly trying to steal his Thunder and act as if they are on the people side he was a nationalist populist
NatLib for the win
Tim is the colours of the US Flag!!!
Salute to a real one
God damn it Scott. That was a good one.😏
That means he is immune
God bless Tim's face!
colours?
what is that... french?
Tim got into a knife fight with the sun.
And won.
Showing Billy Boy how it's done.
@@blindthrall damn right.
Tim is hilarious. Watching every episode of this podcast is like watching a comedy special every week.
1 millon Agree G !!
Tim Dillon will be cancelled in the future for doing redface in this episode.
Face tomato
They will focus only on the red face and that he is a basher of gays even tho hes gay ..he said fag.. in red face... canceled
This was a class comment
Literally lolled!
He's coked out lol
Am I the only one that still utters to himself, "it's a god damn knife fight!" ... all the time for no reason... making my bed(knife fight), coffee gets spilled(knife fight), dead car battery(knife fight) lol love it.
same
@Vincent W my son loves that episode. I introduced him to tim dillon and he loves it.
Same. All the time. That and “life in the biiig citaaayyyy”
This Show is what the World both needs and Deserves.
the world deserves jack shit buddy
We don’t deserve this good sir lol but we definitely need it 😂
We deserve a shotgun in the mouth but it is needed, yes. xD
Ouch.😆
I made the EXACT same comment on another video! It was Tim isn't the hero we want, but the hero we need.
I use this upload as an alarm clock for taking my meds. It came 9 hours late and now I'm dead.
One of the most brilliant comedic minds living. Seriously Tim Dillon is beautifully insane and he I s razor sharp.
43:27 Tim talks about real estate agent in Malibu.
This is all I wanted
@@bigelowjames gold! I’m going to see him Denver@the Paramount theater.
Tim has transformed in to the Coolaid man.
OH YEEEAAHHH
Aids is cool now that I think of it.
Kool-aid
🔥
Nah him and the look aide man are just boning... they met at a mixer 😉
"We don't know who struck first, us or them. But we do know it was us that scorched the sky. At the time, they were dependent on solar power. " -Morpheus
I hope you are all holding up well in a stunning estate.
I'm a little disappointed. My estate was only valued at 4 million. Also, it's in Wyoming and has 20,000 acres and an airport.
Billionaires row be looking pretty empty. Rock up with a suit and a tan and nobody will bay an eye lid.
200 episodes and I’ve watched every one of them. I’m a Tim Dillon fan. He is so underrated.
I'm slowly getting into his stuff after seeing him on KillTony podcast shows. He's hilarious 😁
See him live, shake his soft limp hand and have your expectations of love at first sight crushed.
Jordan S ya I’m sure in person he’s a real delight
Hands down the fkn funniest podcast. I laughed more at this than I did at the latest 3 Netflix specials from D’Elia, Segura, and Burnt combined.
✌🏽 💕
Swipe right on me 😂
Lame... you don't have to shit on great comics and d'elia
@@alexcastro-bz7nl this didn't age well
hunned percent
@@thebiblepimp5343 it didn’t age at all .. he’s back hater get fucked. 😭😭
Tim being disgusted with the archetype of person that he falls into is hilarious
I’d love to see some pencil neck professor try and do a flawless Megan McCain impression
Tim just finished his shift at Best Buy. He was not a stutting estate. He was unloading boxes. He's an essential worker.
44:25 most iconic rant. "It's a knife fight!" In malibu lol
The knife fight rant was one of his best.
jeez now Tim's whole face is redpilling us
😂😂😂
Looks like Tim is taking this Vitamin D thing a little too seriously
Lmao
Tim’s just sleeping in a tanning bed these days.
he’s probably doing tonic water enemas too
😂😂😂
Yeah, but does he have corona? See, it worked.
"It's a knife fight in Malibu."
"Life in the big city."
Tim Dillion should be on every single day. Can't get enough...
You’re FIVE HOURS LATE TIM, I’M TRYING TO DO COKE AND LISTEN AT 1AM ET OKAY!!??! ONE A.M.
Is coke great yes or yes
Hell yes, I can’t fucking stand Pepsi
How Tim starts his days “hey Siri, find me the most horrible news stories in the world,”
Tim’s podcasts are the soundtrack to my life at the moment
Tim's anger soothed my inner demons to sleep last night. Best sleep I've had in awhile. Thx, Tim!
The Koolaid guy got a job at blockbuster.
Showing your age
😂😂
🔥🔥🔥
That real estate agent monologue gave me an ab workout
Tim is a beast, unrelentless gold.
Just relentless. If something is unrelentless then it means that it is not unrelenting. Relenting meaning to yield in some form. Only writing this to prove I have too much time on my hands.
OMG.. I love you.. please don't change when you have millions of fans
Two hundred episodes and Timmy's finally going with that timeless rosacea-riddled alcohol-ravaged irishman look, love it!
Tim needs to make a commercial for a new realtor: Stunning Estates Realty
Shooting dust at the sun; was this inspired by The Matrix, Snowcrasher, The Road, which dystopian sci-fi
Imagining Nerd City listen to Tim Dillon yell about ballhair trimmers makes my day.
jesus man, hardly a vid with less than a million view on your channel... with UA-cam drama reporters like this Tim will soon be unstoppable
Snowpiercer*
Animatrix
The world *NEEDS* more Tim Dillon
Can we start a gofundme to get Tim some sunscreen
You’re like Patrice O’Neal’s reincarnated white brother and I’m loving every second of it.
listening to Tim Dillon rant is so cathartic
Congratulations on 200 keeping it real thanks from the UK
1) Disneyland rant ,2) Stunning estate aka 'Knifefight', 3) Smalltown girl. Keep up the good work.
Tim is in rare form...such a great episode
Great episode to revisit. Another classic spotlight on elements of the insidious nature of society and those that wield excess power and influence.
Tim’s right, Bill and the boys only have our best interests at heart
Keep up the great work Tim , you two keep smiles on faces in lousy times #timdillonpodcast
This was prime time Timmy
on jesus feet
Crazy that 3 years later this episode is monetized.
I actually got mad because Tim got a sunburn. He needs to take care of himself. We need him.
Tim youre hilarious. The only podcast you don't skip the ad reads.
NO ONE FUNNIER. NO BETTER PODCAST. HAPPY 200, MAY IT GO FOREVER.
"Salt of the earth is an interesting saying "
- warrior (salting enemies land so that nothing can grow)
The end of the world is hilarious.
I'm laughing all the way to the undisclosed location for gold
this has quickly become my favorite podcast, thank you for making life that much more bearable - haven’t laughed this hard in a while
That entire knife fight sequence was incredible
I want to volunteer to be the 70 year old n over "bouncer" at a long island restaurant. "Can I see some ID, ma'am"
Yoooous gotta go old lady! All of the sudden seniors are getting fake IDs saying they are 65....haha
Hands down best comic right now don’t reply
Yes or yes
Yes?
Tim I'm a new fan, recently signed up for ur patreon acct...the long island restaurant segment is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time...thank u...
Again, very educational. Everything is on point as always. Facts flying with Tim Dillon.
congrats on the 200th! this has become one of our favorites at the office
One of my top favorite comedians!
Tom Dillion bringin us that Magic....Spoon! High Quality, Low Cost jewelry in a stunning estate, now THATS Life In The Big City!!!
I forgot this podcast and watched it again. Looking back, how stupid and ridiculous were these “rules” and “guidelines” Simply hysterical Tim.
Ben always looks like he’s auditioning for a 1982 episode of Nightline.
Tim is keeping us all sane during this lockdown lol. Love him.
It's insane that Tim Dillon actually is talented enough to boast about how much more talented he is than so many of his peers and not only not have me not hate him for being an arrogant prick but actually to make me an even bigger fan and saying to myself "Yeah, he's right!" Most TV/Film comics suck compared to him. I don't mean to hate on people like Jimmy Fallon or Seth Meyers but Tim could spin circles around them with his wit and they wouldn't even realize how outclassed they were. Granted, he's also dark AF and pretty crazy. Fuck yeah!
He will get the recognition and the dollars his talent commands...and will immediately hate it and regret it...and morph once again...love the guy
Thanks for wishing me a Happy Birthday, Tim.
I listen to this whole I drive my work van, absolutely ducking hilarious! Makes an hour feel like 5 mins
I miss Tim not being rich
sunburn is a great look for tim. makes him look even fatter and angrier
Tim releases a comedy special every week. Ah, life in the big city.
Tracy - slowly sips cold brew - "Life in the big city"
Tim is the best, so much funnier than, Delia, Rogan & just about every other American comic. Stay safe everyone kind regards Richard U.K
"turn around for your bf with a steak knife" !! thanks Tim I really needed that. first time ive laughed solidly in days
Amazing, thanks for the happy birthday Tim! 👍
Tim needs a Carl's sponsorship where he eats a burger like those hot chicks used to do in those commercials.
Who’s still up from their magic spoon and cocaine fueled Saturday?
You should do a call in show where you just riff off the mad lunacy of your fans.
thank God this finally got put out. ive been watching reruns of the Precious Jewels By Tim Dillon infomercial on HSN for 10 hours
I completely 100% agree about the college scam! I went through the whole collegiate experience for 4 years and was efficiently plopped in front of a unemployment office when finished. Ended up going back to trade school and have never been unemployed since.
Knife fight rant starts at 45:15 funniest thing ever😂
Thank you 🙏🏻
Tim, that sunburn is BRUTAL! Good luck out there 👍
Protect Tim Dillon at all costs
Eating cereal in Whitney Cummings's backyard whilst waiting for bobcats to appear actually sounds pretty fun. But it won't happen for me because I lack Tim's high-born facial bone structure.
45:06 CHICKEN FINGERS
45:30 HOW'RE YOUU
45:38 REAL KNIFE FIGHT IN MALIBU
46:15 SUMMER OF LOVE
46:46 GET BLADES GET CUT
46:56 FAT SISTER POVERTY
47:10 GOD! DAMN! KNIFE! FIGHT!
Thanks sir
matthew
It starts with Jewels and ends with a Stunning Estate. Life in the Big City.
"Have you ever met someone and they're a human being" 😂🤣😂🤣
Rogan has the Midas Touch . Tim Dillon is a fkg Gem
Tim's thicc boy sun club > Schaub's thick guy bicyclejerk.
Man, you are a beacon of common sense out there. Thanks dude.
Lol I started listening to this yesterday went to bed. It was my birthday for real! So thanks Tim for the honest wishes I love you you are such a good and honest open hearted person!
Oh my god that sunburn is as awesome as that stunning estate 🏠
Damn Kool-aid man got a podcast?....Oh Yheah!!!!!
Funniest hour I've seen in a long time. Thank you for this.
The coronavirus pandemic is turning Tim into a rare ribeye.
😋
@@TrollHiddenCave 👀
Tim's Long Island accent is fantastic 🤣
I used to get in knife fights on the street now because of Tim I get into them in stunning estates