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- Tim gets pulled over by a Beverly Hills Police officer, recaps the Super Bowl Party he attended and weighs in on the Russian and Ukraine war.
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I do appreciate ben and his golden retriever personality that he brings to the show
He is like a happy little puppy dog around Tim, it's cute
thought you were saying its nice of ben to bring his golden retriever to the show
It's a much needed balance to Tim's harsh reality
@@lemons7684 we are all inside ben
I think it's pretty unique in that I've never seen a producer, cohost or otherwise be able to seemingly maintain the archetype of the fan. It makes the video episodes like watching a standup for a single audience member. I don't know how he does it -- maybe it's a testament to how funny Tim is in person. Whatever it is it's one of the elements that makes this show unique. I actually started watching after hearing Uncle Rogan talk about this 'one man audience' situation that exists on this show.
Ben should be in jail for not recording this 20 min argument with the cop
I could see Ben in jail.
@@benjaminperkins9670 I feel like he’d randomly embody all the crazy shit Tim says and run the wing he’s in
@@benjaminperkins9670 😂
“Have you ever been to a DWI scene?” “IS THAT SOMETHING IM EVEN ALLOWED TO DO? JUST SHOW UP, TO A DWI SCENE, AND LOOK AT MANGLED PEOPLE, TO LEARN???” Tim is so sarcastically logical it kills me
sarcastically logical is one of the best definitions of what tim does i’ve ever heard. bravo.
rofl
I think it's DUI, but yes of course he's hilariously logical
@@keithdoeskungfu it’s both - driving under the influence or driving while intoxicated. Tim was saying dwi though
@@PepsiFuture ah yes, someone else told me that the other day. Makes sense!
Tim: "We go to these countries and we sexually assault people"
Ben: "I know" [laughs hysterically]
In our defense, they also come over here and sexually assault people, so we're even.
@RealSweetKid lol you obviously didnt see ukranian woman 🤣
@RealSweetKid lol spot the guy whose never left his home town.
@@doofy3564 or dated outside of his family tree
lol dude awesome comment
I’d love to stay, but I have to go watch CNN to see when Joe Rogan is gonna invade Ukraine.
I guess fear is not a factor for him
*Ukrainian elder citizens armed with rifles protecting non-binary Olympic skaters in a barricaded false flag CIA shelter*
*Joe Rogan's voice booming from the Eastern sky over the border*
"What's up freak bitches!?"
69 likes. Nice.
Officer: "What do you for a living?"
Tim: "I'm Ghislaine Maxwell's Better Help counselor."
I'm her ubber driver
😂
"I run an online Chris Dorner fan page, we pull in $25K a month on Patreon."
@@Mark-jr6ld I'm Lori Lightfoot's personal trainer.
"I'm Anthony Fauci's personal bodyguard."
Why doesn't Tim have his own series of first amendment audits him fighting with police officers would be the only thing I'd watch
I want to see him cover a Sovereign Citizen
That’s so funny i just watched audit the audit.
Tim Dillon dressed as Megan McCain:
"WHATS YOUR REASONABLE ARTICULABLE SUSPICION THAT IVE COMMITTED A CRIME?!"
Audit The Audit and him need to link up
@@DekkarJr The police are the real Sovereign Citizens 😉
first you said 13 years sober. then you said 12 years.... gotcha!! you are podcasting while drunk!
last year it was 11, this year it’s 12, damn drunk can’t keep his story straight!
No way Timmy wasn’t on cocaine when re raped me in the metaverse. We have to cancel this guy!
@David Fernandes ???????
@David Fernandes I hope you wake up and realize humans are human. Stop seeing everything through black white or left right.
@@will1718 sounds like the only thing Tim was on is you hahahah
The new set gives off christmas nativity scene vibes…Behold our messiah Tim and the virgin Ben
Tim aint no messiah, at best he is one of the donkeys. Ben being a shepard. Ray would being the innkeeper. Joe being a wise man.
Ben's not a virgin. Tim's been pounding him for years..
but Tim's married to Ben's wife
@@dertythegrower Its an interesting relationship.
Spicy Mexican Xmas scene 🌶
That LAPD portion was spot on.. definitely ran into a couple of those..
cop: have you ever met a victim of a dwi?
tim: no, aren't they dead?
MASTERFUL
wtf is a dwi? Driving With an Influencer?
haha man perfect
It's DUI..."driving under the influence". DWI is driving without insurance.
@@keithdoeskungfuin some states though a dwi is Driving While Intoxicated
@@mortimersnerd1 ah, fair enough! I stand corrected
Tim: What a horrible producer you are.
Ben: *stares*
Tim: Why are you getting mad?
Lmfaoooo 😂
i bursted out laughing when he said that
I’m dying imagining a skit where Tim plays a homeless person who got moved into a room at someone’s mansion. Tim also should play the mansion owner. Could be hilarious.
I want to see Tim play a New Jersey detective, or a fed on a Sopranos sequel series with Meadow as the lead!
He's the mansion owner no one believes so they think he's a silver tounged homeless squatter.
Roseanne is his Mom Joey Diaz as his Dad they own a Dinner that has been through its ups and downs.
Tim has plans to take it to the next level but is broke and a cokehead.
Joey's best friend Doug Stanhope owns the bar nextdoor and Bill Burr owns the garage on the other side and hates Rosie, Joey and Tim.
Rents get to high and they all have to band together to try gentrifying the block while keeping their businesses.
that's right. 100% true!!
Please 🙏
We're overdue for a skit
You're more likely to die on the job as a pizza delivery driver (24.7 annual deaths per 100k workers) than as a police officer (14.6 annual deaths per 100k workers).
I stand with delivery drivers holding the thin bread line
Salute the young bull Tim
LEO is 7th most deadly job. Construction is tops. Did not know pizza driving was that dangerous!
The cops act like they got drafted into the force
@@earl-larsen so true!
And delivery drivers don’t get danger pay or fat pensions
Using the new word “un-housed” really takes the sting off of being homeless. “Fun-housed” is what happens when you start letting the un-housed bunk with your children.
Unemployed? No sir, we're _funemployed_
Those are the same naive people who go hike in Afghanistan to prove that people are good and end up getting brutally raped and their head cut off
@@Double_Vision it’s all about perspective, you get it, the possibilities are endless. For example: the gunemployed are simply taking the stuff from you that is weighing you down.
@@kf338 some lessons have to be learned the hard way. I think this is what is referred to as “cultural differences” we can’t blame them. For this is how it works in some places, be careful, this is borderline racist rhetoric.
@@kf338 Bro 🤣🤣🤣
The cop was just trying to catch a snorlax. Honest mistake.
This is the one. You win
Good one
More like a Bulbasaur
Best podcast of all time. Cannot get enough of this goon. Thanks timmy
That's a pig
How is that possible when Dude speaks mono annoying tone with a slightly raised voice with the same type sarcasm from beginning to end in every show, the very same thing.
I imagine you look and sound like Chris Destefano
@@LukeTeel it's as if he found a comedian he likes and maybe can relate to in regards to some topics. 🙄
This and Matt and Shane's secret podcast are the only 2 I listen to these days. Best podcasts out there!
Lori Lightfoot looks like a he/him r word cadaver
The genuine DISDAIN Tim must have instantly mustered after the words "Drug Recognition Expert" were spoken....
Dr D.R.E.
Nah, he admires fake business when he sees it.
Tim is literally the ONLY non-drinker who makes not drinking seem cool
Lori Lightfoot can make a correlation between carjacking and remote learning *BUT* not make one between her and Chicago turning into Mad Max.
Chicago was heading that way regardless. But she sure as he'll ain't stopping it.
Have to watch old shows now just to enjoy Ben. Thanks tim
Ben's fired for not rolling camera on that 20 minutr argument. Ben, you're fired.
At least an audio, YES OR YES?
Truly
Yes Or Yes 🤣🤣🤣
how do you request body cam footage in LA
@@ohlookadragon You are a solution-oriented person. My ex-girlfriend would hate you "stop trying to solve my problems and sympathize with me" #NotBitter
Timmy must of lost 30 pounds. He's lookin sharp🔪
You can't win a knife fight without being sharp.
I know! I watched his first appearance on the JRE last week and noticed the difference. Tim is looking very very handsome these days!
from 400 to 370 (back to 400)
Tims weight is divided by zero
He is beginning to look more human shaped
The fucking smugness of these power crazed psychopaths. If you haven’t had an interaction like this with a cop you will eventually which will change your perspective of coos.
Yep. Been there done that unfortunately multiple times and that's pigs in general. Not just LAPD
Yeah but those are the ones that love doing traffic stops...they either do traffic all shift in their beat or join a traffic unit so they get paid to do only that the whole time.
But honestly people overreact to getting pulled over for traffic violations. It's not a big deal and when you start making it a big deal it makes us suspicious you're drunk or there are drugs in the car or something.
@@ReginaApple007 actually that's not necessarily true. A lot of people say they get nervous if they are driving and see a police behind them regardless of them doing anything wrong or not. It's a psychological thing more than an indicator of guilt due to the power dynamic that police have over citizens and the history of them abusing it.
And the things they have done to abuse that power that stick with so many people. Especially if you have been on the receiving end of it. Regardless of if the officer means no harm and is a decent good officer. The act like police officers aren't intimidating period is very obtuse.
it's not a big deal because it's not you that's being pulled over. If you're out minding your business and trying to go about your day. Not doing anything wrong. Not drunk. Not being erratic. What right does anyone have to stop you from going about your day? It's akin to being gaslit, which police officers love to do to people.
If you wear a badge you are a servant to the citizens and are an upholder of the law. It doesn't give you the right to inconvenience someone.
We definitely need a better screening process for police officers. I vote Tim to be in charge of that.
They should stop no knock executions 🙏
Most that would qualify would rather do ANYTHING else.
2:30AM on a Monday, too terrified of my own brain to go to bed, and I get this notification. Thanks Tim. I'm gonna sleep like a baby.
Wtf are you? It's 5:40am here lol
Nvm commie time
@@Skankhunter420 West Coast
Yeah. I have an interview in the morning and have been up since 4. Thank the Illuminati for this
@@Skankhunter420 6:30pm
I just noticed the windmills in his new set. They are funny as F to me because I can imagine Tim explaining why windmills are awesome. “They kill thousands of birds. Which is good.”
No it’s because he’s in the Coachella valley where they’re are windmills
They’re turbines. For windmills think Dutch countryside.
I love it. It reminds me of a Mystery Science Theater 3000, or Joe Bob Brigg's Monstervision. I absolutely love it. Hehehe
Tim’s tongue and cheek description of the police interaction is 100% accurate to real life.
1) apparently crime is so under control that they can pull over law abiding motorists
2) many police officers don’t even know basic law
3) many police officers don’t have the mental maturity and restraint to perform the job objectively
4) even if an initial stop is in good faith but no actual violation of law takes place, rather than admit mistake they double down on their error and start looking for a reason to justify their actions
Tongue-in-cheek*
Try being black 🌚
That's police in general. The vetting and training process is laughable comparable to say the time/training/schooling to that of say an attorney or any other profession that takes years, yet none of the type of power police have.
Yet they can arrest you, stop you, harass you and if you don't comply, they can greet you with physical and fatalistic force with little consequences for their actions.
All while being disrespectful, antagonistic and baiting scumbags.
@@SolomonRasputin
Does that come with a penis upgrade and my choice of white chicks with big butts?
If so, I may be interested.
100%
is this the podcast CNN warned us about?
Yes or yes
"Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made." - J. R. R. Tolkien
Ah he ripped off Saint Augustine
@@withnail-and-i well he was Catholic, so it wasn’t so much ripping off as following in the footsteps lol
Tim is so charming and has such a gentle understanding voice. Refreshing like a dewy suny country morning.
There’s only two pods where I don’t skip the ads. Timmy D and Uncle Joey. Fucking gold.
Tim Dillon and Lori Lightfoot will be the ultimate power couple .
Hospital owners rolling in dough
Ambulance drivers working for free
🤦♂️
Life in the big country!
Tim truly is the civil rights leader we need right now. Truly.
Most people fighting for civil rights don't even know that its codified in law vis the Civil Liberties Act.
Tim should be arrested just so we can see a prison episode
Episode #288: Tim organizes a prison riot
Episode #289: Prison sex is the best sex.
@@bkawalko42 oof
@@bkawalko42 doesn’t that one already exist tho? or maybe he just talked about it
Somebody let Tim assault you in front of the LAPD
0:00 BHPD Encounter
11:34 Ukraine vs Russia
16:35 Birddogs Ad
20:08 Betterhelp Ad
21:25 Bay Area Residents House Homeless
21:49 Children EMT’s
24:17 Bay Area Continued
27:30 Brentwood, CA Homeless Stabbing
28:22 Albany Couple House Homeless
29:00 Real Big Problems Rant
30:56 Tim Adopts Homeless
31:58 Real Housewives Newport
35:30 Anthony Weiner’s Back
38:24 Super Bowl at David Dobrik’s
42:10 BuyRay Ad
43:48 DraftKings Ad
45:20 Lightfoot Watch
50:12 Heading to War
51:24 Putin Signs with Spotify
51:56 No One Cares News Cycle
54:36 Russian Sanctions
55:39 Ben’s Take on Ukraine
56:05 Non-binary Russian Gay Couple
57:00 Civilian Weapon Training
58:52 Russian Gay Rights
59:39 False Flag
1:01:24 Tim’s Summer Studio
1:03:19 Lightfoot Stands with Putin
1:03:50 See Tim Live/Tour Dates
1:06:35 Circle Back: BHPD Encounter
Next time timestamp the funny places. Thanks.
I'd pay money to see Tim argue with that cop. Life in the big city 🤷
I would pay money for video of this encounter. Tim vs the police would be amazing
The entire superbowl reeked of desperation. Let LA host it! There's totally not miles of homeless tents outside the stadium! Look how great our city is! It definitely isn't falling apart as we speak! Check out all these HILARIOUS commercials filled with people you recognize! Cable TV is doing great! It's totally not hemorrhaging customers to streaming services! Check out this half time show with all of these old fat rappers that you all remember, and all of their songs that you recognize from 20 years ago! The entertainment industry is doing great everyone! We definitely didn't choose this lineup because the interest in this game was so low that we had to draw in as many viewers as possible with the possibility of a half time show that might not be a giant embarrassment! Remember Snoop dog? You love snoop dog! Remember Eminem! PLEASE WATCH THE GAME PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST WATCH THE GAME WE NEED YOUR MONEY!
I slept through the game. Ozzy did a great short version of this year's halftime show. And then I watched a ten-minute highlight video of the game. The only scary part was "would I be able to click on the highlights before seeing who won the game?" And I won!
And usually around super bowl time they bus the homeless around the stadium out so they can make it look better for the rich
LA is a shithole!!
How edgy.
@@TheInsaniacGuy I don't think you know what that word means
Tim is everything a legitimate social justice warrior should be.
Tim’s gotta talk about the link between ice fishing and prostitution
Ice shack brothels must be stopped!
I like to think that there’s an LAPD officer that listens to the pod and he’s laughing hysterically at how accurate everything Tim is saying is.
I impatiently wait for Tim's podcast every week. Something is definitely wrong with me
It's not even a podcast. It's fake business with zero brakes.
Nothing is wrong with you. I enjoy tims twisted, over the top view of the world.
The man makes me laugh.
Right with me*
You in love with him?
@@antielfimationleague231 lol yeah he is good but i went all the way back to when his show was called "Tim dillon's going to hell" i dont think thats healthy
When Tim said to a cop he's Gavin Newsom's personal assistant I was cackling like a hyena 😂😂😂
😂 same
Interesting release time this week. Can I get weather and traffic for the morning commute too? Overturned tractor trailer on the Gowanus, expect 45 minute rubber necking delays. Alternate side of the street knife fights are in effect. Ben celebrating 90 year old birthdays like he's Willard Scott.
For anyone reading this in the future, Ben uploaded the pod at 2am PST - 5am EST.
@@MattyP650 props
ben exists as a disclaimer to the crazy shit tim says. every time he laughs the feds slam their desks and say, "FUCK! he was joking!"
Waiting for the psychiatrist. Listening to Tim Dillon.
Stockholm, Sweden 🇸🇪
It might take a minute if you're just waiting for a psychiatrist
Google couple phone numbers, call and talk to them, find out about their schedules
How many times during your therapy session did you realize that Tim Dillon makes your shrink seem like an 80 year conman selling snake oil?
Unless you're like real crazy, I hope today is your last session and that you take that money you saved and get Tim Dillon's $20/month patreon membership
Either way, I wish you well
@@digitalhippie2336 what the fuck? Are you a cyber stalker bro?
@@jeansdelajeans3937 This is like an emergency place. Don’t have a shrink. I payed 100 crowns. That’s like 11-12 dollars
Footballs that whistle when you throw them are awesome.
I need my college to hire Tim to teach all liberal arts classes.
Please tell me an east coast studio means the return of the Great Ray Kump
YOU GOT THE DRE EXPERIENCE! I literally had the same interaction witha PA STATE TROOPER. Twice, almost 5 years to the day. Two totally none solicited sobriety checks on 2 seperate pull overs. same cop.
Cops are professional liars
@@Huntersmokescrack I always thought they actually believe the shit they spew, but damn that would be truly frightening if they are actually consciously lying
oh so he likes you, or that's his form of trawling. Just an unending abuse of people's rights and liberty until he catches one that sticks out
U have NO IDEA. U kno if u get a part 1 arrest(illegal gun, large amount of drugs) ur done for the day? So what u think that encourages cops to do??
Those damn Pasta Troopers
I think I dealt with this cop in Culver City back in the day. He detained me for an hour, accused me of being on meth, searched my entire car, frisked my boyfriend down, pulled a KFC spork out of his back pocket (yeah, we're lower middle class garbage) and dramatically through it across the hood of the car while shouting, "he has a weapon."
😂😂😂
They truly are losers.
The poor guy just wanted to steal your meth
I’m 💀
Can’t wait to see Tim in New Hampshire, he may not want to be there but I’m super appreciative of not having to travel too far too watch one of the best comics right now
I'll 2nd that he doesn't want to be there, your heroin addled poverty state is probably the least draw on his tour but he is a genuine professional and I know he will make the set fun for you, providing you don't nodd off with 40% of the rest of the crowd.
@@lesnitsky1327 stop trying to be Tim ..
@@davewrightthethinker hell yeah man, I’m coming up from Nashua!
Shout out from Concord! Can't wait!
The way Ben said it so calmly with no expression:
"This guy had discharged a firearm in the house. He was blackmailing this girl to release her nudes."
😂😂🤣🤣😭😭☠☠
We love you Ben, thank you for your hardwork
Shoutout to the handler
It's only a matter of time before he gets fired (again).
Tim should have told the cop about better help!!!!
Nothing better than Tim at 5:30 a.m.
Ayo shoutout to all my eastern standard time niggas👊👊
@@Okayand33 up before the enemy
Sitting waiting for people to come to work
@@jpm1544 damn, this just inspired me to get my ass out of bed early af every morning
"Lightfoot on the Loose"
Graphic could be a cartoon picture of her busting out of a straight jacket...🤣🤣🤣
Imagine gay rights triggering the Armageddon 😂
There was that fat activist that recently said we need to destroy western society and culture for fat acceptance to succeed
Look up the 'great filter' theory, I think we're headed in that direction
What better way to trigger the end of the world honestly
When you put it that way it seems even more plausible
Tim, this is who you were MEANT to be. The guy ranting against someone who you think wronged you. It’s just the absolute best of you. It’s the Tim we all love and want to hear. I hate when you have any guests on except Ray. I would also accept any of the Chapo Trap House guys or maybe Donald Trump but no one else. Please just be the old Tim who hated life. You can stay rich but get back in touch with the guy you were when you were poor. You had the best stories and they were just so relatable and entertaining.
trump on the podcast 100 percent needs to happen asap
Fucking love this lad. Long may he continue.
movin the show to RUMBLE
@@irabernstein They censor too much.
Piss funny isnt he such a clear account he takes no prisoners
Holy shit this episode outdoes the others. I love all the names he has for the cop
"Have you ever been shot at? Have you ever been to a DUI scene?"
wow even the professional abusive sociopaths are pulling the victim card these days huh
What do you expect? LA cops are some of those despised creatures on the planet, right next to middle aged women who have mental breakdowns at retail stores. Who the fuck would be willing to do such a shitty job in such a hell hole place? Most likely a desperate fool who thinks that they are something like the last cowboy in the west. If people want better cops they should start by encouraging more intelligent people to join the force rather than judging the fools who are currently serving.
@@boxing388 Every department has them.
malignant narcissists… altho this one does sound like a sadist. He wanted to smell timmy’s fear glands perk up.
It's a traffic Stop. Worst case scenario you get a ticket. People need to stop being such babies about getting pulled over.
@@ReginaApple007 so you missed the part where the cop was trying to falsify a DWI then? That’s not just a ticket.
Imagine being the Cop that had the misfortune of being dumb enough to make an enemy of Tim.
All Tim has to say is he’s been on JRE many times. Most cops would ask for a photo immediately and give a pass
Excellent point.
I mean if they were jre fans they'd probably know tim...idk
I’m a cop (thank god not in LA) and I like Tim. I think I’ll be ok with his jokes
@@gunit8315 G unit? You would have arrested G unit in 2003
If that cop was a jre fan, he wouldn't have asked what TD does for a living....
It takes a venerable man to disparage the honorable LAPD as an excuse for why this free episode was out late
3:30 am watching Tim… I have a problem
That’s the optimal time to watch this
No, you're doing it right
Mountain time zone gang
@@tech1238 I agree
BPRE. . . Best podcast recognition expert. . .timmy, you are showing signs of being the best
I cannot imagine this show without the sound of Ben cracking up throughout. I just can’t.
Jesus Christ, outta nowhere comes Mr. Dillon with a fresh podcast, spewing comedic gold. This man is the real thing.
"If you are in a situation with the cops, there are 2 options. You have to literally follow everything they tell you to do or you have to kill them."-Tim Dillon, 2022.
Fucking great.
Reminds me of that video of the two cops getting shot in the head because they wanted to take a guy out of their car and he decided to take their guns and shoot them in the head. (Horror stories a channel on yt did a great video on it)
Tim shouting and raging into the mic makes me forget I’m single this valentines 🥰
Happy Valentines day
You'll get 'em next year, tiger.
@@sir0nion Thank you wholesome person 😃
I can't fucking believe how hilarious this guy is. Listening 2 weeks now and it makes my day everytime I see the alert for a new episode.
"You are your greatest asset" i don't need betterhelp after this episode.
According to their silly new ads men who aren't actively purchasing therapy are 'undatable'
We live in an era where pretending you're damaged goods is a virtue signal. You can't be a normal human with normal human problems that don't require professional remediation
@@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka it’s actually insane. Someone bring Patton back from the grave so he can start smacking these kids for being soft.
@@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka wow, taking attention seeking to another level! Ridiculous.
@@christopherhazell420 what is that even supposed to mean?
@@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka your post on folks virtue signaling about attending therapy.
NATO is NOT a trade organisation. That T stands for "Treaty". The fact that he said that with confidence, Ben didn't correct him AND no one in the comments points it out is honestly worrying, since it's one of the cornerstones of contemporary geopolitics.
Go to war already, China is laughing their asses off
NATO is a joke.
People confuse it with NAFTA I think. Gotta love bureaucratic obsession with acronyms.
Perfect timing sleeping in my car tonight with a broken rib, ill try not too laugh to hard
Sleeping in your car with a broken rib?? What happened?
@@reynam2576 I was in that same situation 2019 and cops illegally harassed me for hours, body cam proved they lie... didnt even need a lawyer, jury sided with me(they still stole my bail after two calls to sheriff and making their county look mentally retarded)
you in Australia bro, I’ll sling you $50 if you wanna link your bsb and account no man
Or if you have PayPal man lemme know how what the details are and I’ll hook you some coin bro
@@scottcannon1383 your a good bloke mate 👍
“Piggie Blue Collar Piggie Pig…” “…civil servant slob.” “Gavin Newsome’s personal assistant.” 🤣🤣🤣
“From a dungeon in Wisconsin” highly accurate
Mayor Beetljuice never disappoints.
Thanks Tim for being a public figure and publicly talking so much shit about powerful organisations lol
Tim should have his own show
Was checking all day for this shit withdrawals goin crazy
same
Thought they were going back to Saturday night. I been twitchy all freaking day!
Go get help
There is an alternative for that, it's the horse medicine of podcasts called JRE
@@dertythegrower my different ape brain can’t understand JRE humor
Maybe Tim sold the officer a mortgage when high on cocaine and this guy was like “oh ho I got you now”
Tim you give me life.. Monday 7:17am in Florida and I’m 🤣😂😭🤣😂🤣. Awesomeness
Pig v. Pig
The legal showdown of the century
God I needed more Tim Dillon in my.... ear.
I need more of Tim Dillon fighting w/ cops.
perfect for a early monday morning
Cop: what did you say?
Tim: I said you look like the kind of guy that got banned from chuck e cheese because you ate all the green balls in the ball pit.
Is that a problem officer?
Not sure if this has been pointed out before but :
Lori Lightfoot is "Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee"
The game is based on her looks and her life experiences 100%
If you didn't know, now you know 🇺🇦
NC State Trooper pulled me over driving to work one morning. Approached my vehicle with his hand on his pistol, screaming and cussing me to lay my hands on the dash, which I did.
After checking all my stuff, said I was "hugging the white line," and he thought I "might've been impaired." Only time I've ever been let go with a warning.
Exact same thing happen to me. Drug Recognition Experts are ultimate fake business. Took me thousands to get the case dropped.
Tim I'm sure you won't read this but I'm a straight, married, young, white woman and I am a huge fan. You crack me up dude. My husband laughs that I always take a bath and listen to Timmy 😄
We saw you in Boston last year and it was a great show.
Much love!
Cops in America seem like lunatics.
😆Lauri Lightfoot always has a look on her face like she JUST discovered she's an alien.
Everything makes sense now.
Thank you Timothy.
Tim's new studio should go with a gamer theme. I'm talking RGB lights that would cause permanent retinal damage, 1000 dollar gamer chairs and whatever else gamers have in their gaming rooms. A wall of hideous funko pops maybe?
Oh Tim how I've missed your genius rants.
14:17
NATO, the North Atlantic TRADE Organization 🤣🤣🤣