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  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings!
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    Phase Four of the Marvel Cinematic Universe is officially underway, and that means it’s time to introduce some new characters! Shang-Chi played by Simu Liu is the latest addition to the MCU and it’s therefore time for him to get the traditional superhero origin movie treatment!
    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings definitely raises some questions though. Like why did Shang-Chi’s father waste time sending assassins after them? Are those technically rings or bracelets? Why do best friends always insist on saying how long you’ve been friends? Why do they all get put in a cell that’s easy to escape from? How can Trevor Slattery communicate with Morris? Why are they in a BMW? What’s going on through all those VFX?
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 6 тис.

  • @ScreenRant
    @ScreenRant  3 роки тому +2699

    What was your favorite scene from Shang-Chi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings?

  • @StevenHe
    @StevenHe 3 роки тому +7232

    THE TEN BRACELETS 😂😂😂 I have NEVER questioned they were never worn as rings on fingers

    • @impeeratorii
      @impeeratorii 3 роки тому +263

      AFAIK the official reason was, that they felt they would look too close like the infinity stones if they were rings instead of bracelets.

    • @ericyu1474
      @ericyu1474 3 роки тому +26

      Why are there only 11 likes on this comment lol. Take a like :)

    • @tommiepham8336
      @tommiepham8336 3 роки тому +120

      Bracelets are just rings worn on the wrist. Honestly a ring is just a ridged hoop.

    • @beccag2758
      @beccag2758 3 роки тому +72

      I think it also was because some Chinese martial arts use bracelet/wrist rings as added weight while they train.

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 3 роки тому +19

      Hey Steven!

  • @rex-racer
    @rex-racer 3 роки тому +4768

    Marvel Movie Checklists are definitely a thing that the producers have

    • @evenmoor
      @evenmoor 3 роки тому +197

      The only thing missing was some sort of sky-beam!

    • @NuggetGX
      @NuggetGX 3 роки тому +103

      @@evenmoor I’m pretty sure there was a sky beam

    • @DarkcIoud1111
      @DarkcIoud1111 3 роки тому +96

      Checklists are tight.

    • @richardclark6264
      @richardclark6264 3 роки тому +74

      This Pitch Meeting passed the Pitch Meeting checklist.

    • @lukeskywalker6809
      @lukeskywalker6809 3 роки тому +15

      It’s like how the Marvel way worked in the Stan Lee era.

  • @Kat-gp6gj
    @Kat-gp6gj 3 роки тому +3763

    "Very colorful but somehow completely gray"
    Why is this so accurate?

    • @NotTheRealPD
      @NotTheRealPD 3 роки тому +88

      So true. I feel like marvel movies sacrifice the special effects to make them look good, but just everything has to be desaturated. I mean just compare Holland’s suit to all the others…..also that shitty lookin airport scene in Civil War….everything’s just grey and bland

    • @RorikH
      @RorikH 3 роки тому +45

      @@NotTheRealPD That might partially be a problem with the cameras. The fancy digital ones sacrifice some color for higher definition, so they have to add it back in. I don't know if it's still a problem, that was from a 5(?) year old article.

    • @SloAnimal105
      @SloAnimal105 3 роки тому +1

      yeah

    • @karissaperry1999
      @karissaperry1999 3 роки тому +2

      IKR thinking about it now it was such an interesting use of colour

    • @bretsheeley4034
      @bretsheeley4034 3 роки тому +34

      I guess there are a lot more than 50 shades of gray.
      ... I'm so sorry. I'm leaving now.

  • @nexoncommand
    @nexoncommand 2 роки тому +617

    Imagine how much more powerful Shang chi’s sister would’ve been, if she had watched Shang chi watch someone else train

    • @doofus0123
      @doofus0123 Рік тому +16

      A training within a training! That sounds like it could be a one-off from the inception movie lol!

    • @johnsterizer
      @johnsterizer Рік тому +8

      ​@@doofus0123I'd watch that!

  • @gr33nl4nt3rn
    @gr33nl4nt3rn 3 роки тому +2304

    "Can it be super colorful but somehow entirely gray?"
    The Marvel lighting and special effects mantra

    • @tremor3258
      @tremor3258 3 роки тому +122

      The way Marvel movies collapse into sameness in the third act battle is like, anti-art at this point.

    • @jfoster8624
      @jfoster8624 3 роки тому +9

      @@tremor3258 not All of them tho.

    • @Phasmania
      @Phasmania 3 роки тому +100

      @@tremor3258 Honestly the CGI fight between Shang-Chi and Wenwu was so good it didn’t bother me much. The mega demon thing fight vs Shang-Chi at the end was a little much though

    • @markreynolds1436
      @markreynolds1436 3 роки тому +3

      So spot on.

    • @dsanchack332
      @dsanchack332 3 роки тому +24

      At least it's better than the GoT final season special effects where it was so dark you couldn't see ANYTHING during what should have been an awesome battle.

  • @brodycortina8370
    @brodycortina8370 3 роки тому +2495

    When Trevor was explaining his time as Mandarin all I could think was, “Oh, accidental terrorism is TIGHT”

    • @roryschussler
      @roryschussler 3 роки тому +79

      Woopsie!

    • @FusionStuMin
      @FusionStuMin 3 роки тому +16

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jacobd1984
      @jacobd1984 3 роки тому +31

      Also applies to Wanda.

    • @ericstorm6582
      @ericstorm6582 3 роки тому +2

      @@jacobd1984 Not really

    • @nicholassabatino7293
      @nicholassabatino7293 3 роки тому +18

      The writer pitching it to the exec "So later in the film he's going to fight his father for control of the ten rings" The exec "Won't that be hard bcuz it's his Dad & he's 4000 yrs old. He must be really good at fighting"
      "
      The writer "No super easy, barely an inconvenience" 😆

  • @SenseiSeth
    @SenseiSeth 3 роки тому +5162

    Lol the “How did she learn all the grabbing moves” comment was spot on 😂

    • @stephanalexander8806
      @stephanalexander8806 3 роки тому +26

      The amazing Sensei Seth!

    • @SenseiSeth
      @SenseiSeth 3 роки тому +38

      @@stephanalexander8806 haha who’s this smith fellow 😂

    • @jackee-is-silent2938
      @jackee-is-silent2938 3 роки тому +57

      Running a fight club for years.

    • @stgodless
      @stgodless 3 роки тому +5

      Now this is the crossover we truly needed 🙌

    • @snatchX626
      @snatchX626 3 роки тому +13

      hey, it's sensei seth. is icy mike somewhere in the comments too?😄

  • @ashleytuchin7693
    @ashleytuchin7693 3 роки тому +3565

    As someone who does archery for fun, I always love how Hollywood thinks that learning archery boils down to someone just telling you to aim, and then you can hit anything, regardless of how poor your technique is.

    • @dallasapollo
      @dallasapollo 3 роки тому +602

      Well obviously you’re supposed to breathe deeply, as well.

    • @exosuitssorcery691
      @exosuitssorcery691 3 роки тому +107

      To be fairrrrr, they have a half decent explanation for it in that the Ta Lo waters provide stuff like the air powers. I can believe they can also make someone decent enough with a bow.

    • @mborok
      @mborok 3 роки тому +65

      That thing’s neck was pretty hard to miss, though.

    • @burntturkey9996
      @burntturkey9996 3 роки тому +95

      @@mborok But it was also far as hell lmao

    • @NoOneGetzOutAlive
      @NoOneGetzOutAlive 3 роки тому +18

      I did Archery at Camp. It's not that f****** hard.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +8871

    That bus fight scene was over the top, but it's undoubtedly one of the most well choreographed fight scenes Marvel has

    • @JJ-zr1wf
      @JJ-zr1wf 3 роки тому +256

      No cgi crap just hand to hand

    • @tampaboy8625
      @tampaboy8625 3 роки тому +380

      The best marvel combat scene ever. Even better than the highway scene in the winter soldier tbh.

    • @sinantm0118
      @sinantm0118 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah

    • @Lexxa2k
      @Lexxa2k 3 роки тому +233

      @@tampaboy8625 *cough* *cough* daredevil.....

    • @bigfrekka2961
      @bigfrekka2961 3 роки тому +225

      Helps that it was choreographed by Jackie Chans Stunt team

  • @Themaxxrad99
    @Themaxxrad99 3 роки тому +2083

    "Best friend love coming on dangerous adventures on little to no information."
    This has proven to be true more times than I can count.

    • @alexielmarquay
      @alexielmarquay 3 роки тому +98

      I mean what's the point of having a BEST friend if not that?

    • @andremalerba5281
      @andremalerba5281 3 роки тому +52

      That's the definition of a best friend!

    • @TheLordofMetroids
      @TheLordofMetroids 3 роки тому +54

      Your best friend is someone who, if you call them and ask them to meet you in the middle of the desert with a shovel, they will actually come.

    • @NCMonefaith
      @NCMonefaith 2 роки тому +23

      @@TheLordofMetroids they actually get there before you do lol

    • @830927mjki
      @830927mjki 2 роки тому +18

      @@TheLordofMetroids They also show up with extra supplies and fake passports n stuff just in case.

  • @haeherfeder1713
    @haeherfeder1713 3 роки тому +3187

    So we know Simu is gonna see this pitch meeting. Crazy feeling. Ryan really did it.

  • @peaceweapon1933
    @peaceweapon1933 3 роки тому +1657

    It’s hard to believe a 4000 year old guy was gullible enough for the old “use your dead wife’s voice” trick

    • @solanaceae8
      @solanaceae8 3 роки тому +148

      fr like his wife never mentioned her village were guarding the monster??

    • @Sobriebaby
      @Sobriebaby 2 роки тому +102

      @@solanaceae8 I mean to be fair he wasn't even allowed to be there so she probably didn't talk about the village secrets too much

    • @TraceguyRune
      @TraceguyRune 2 роки тому +58

      @@Sobriebaby Seems like it could have been very useful to explain while telling him he cannot go there.

    • @Sobriebaby
      @Sobriebaby 2 роки тому +4

      @@TraceguyRune true

    • @9Kualalumpur
      @9Kualalumpur 2 роки тому +39

      @@TraceguyRune They didn't trust him, which is why they rejected him in the first place, so it would make sense for them to hide the fact that they were holding an all-powerful being hostage from him, and maybe they all had to swear to protect the secret from any outsider

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 3 роки тому +5360

    At first, I was surprised they casted Tony Leung. I am glad they got a Hong Kong actor. But he usually plays heroes or antiheroes. So I was curious to why he was playing the villain. After watching the film, I understand why.

    • @madeofcastiron
      @madeofcastiron 3 роки тому +955

      his performance really gave wenwu a great backstory. he made him more than just a super bad villain. he made him a failed father and a grieving husband as well, so that he's a more rounded and sympathetic villain.

    • @lanceturley7745
      @lanceturley7745 3 роки тому +512

      Yeah, I like that there's some nuance to the character. He's not a cartoonishly evil villain, but they also don't sugarcoat the fact that he's still a very bad man who must be stopped.

    • @noahknight4039
      @noahknight4039 3 роки тому +107

      @@lanceturley7745 Being pure evil is cartoonish?
      You realize that even in the real world some people are just bad for the sake of being bad. There’s not always some gray motive behind it.
      In the comics Doctor Doom doesn’t really have any nuance when it comes to motives, he’s bad because he wants power and he’s one of Marvel’s most popular villains of all time.
      At best people can say well he thinks his way of ruling is the only way to rule.
      I think Venom 2 will be refreshing because Carnage looks to be pure evil. Someone who just enjoys creating carnage, pun intended. Also just happens to be one of Marvel’s more popular villains, go figure.
      Same with Thanos in the comics, just not a good person.

    • @ceoatcrystalsoft4942
      @ceoatcrystalsoft4942 3 роки тому +42

      Gotta sell the Chinese Communist Party propaganda

    • @hunterkiller1440
      @hunterkiller1440 3 роки тому +166

      @@ceoatcrystalsoft4942 I guess you're not up to current events on what is happening in Hong Kong.

  • @JuanDelaCruz-zc9mj
    @JuanDelaCruz-zc9mj 3 роки тому +4052

    Fun Fact: Some Of us Don't care about spoilers. Or didn't even watch the movie. Some of us just want to watch Ryan do the pitch meeting and his epic catch phrase.

    • @nrsrymj
      @nrsrymj 3 роки тому +157

      Which epic catchphrase? He's got multiple. And having multiple epic catchphrases is tight.

    • @blackeyewearer
      @blackeyewearer 3 роки тому +23

      Very true

    • @fwsimon110
      @fwsimon110 3 роки тому +76

      Wow wow wow. Wow

    • @bobsyme3118
      @bobsyme3118 3 роки тому +53

      Oh really

    • @JoeTakagi00
      @JoeTakagi00 3 роки тому +82

      When the pitch meetings are better than the movies

  • @Kassens002
    @Kassens002 3 роки тому +2008

    "But how could she learn like the grabbing moves and stuff, wouldn't she need people to practice with?"
    Well, Sir, she did by getting them all the way off her back on this one.

  • @wotchthiz
    @wotchthiz 2 роки тому +202

    'It's the third act so the character has to learn a new skill.' Dude's definitely studied screen writing. Sure it's been said a million times before but Ryan needs to write a sci fi film. Super spy, action, super hero something.

    • @taymc407
      @taymc407 2 роки тому +21

      Oh he did, it was great. The good guy did a back flip, snapped the guy's neck, and saved the day!

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 2 роки тому +8

      He's got his checklist, so it should be easy.

    • @randomatwork15
      @randomatwork15 2 роки тому +8

      @@jondunmore4268 Even barely an inconvenience.

  • @jlupus8804
    @jlupus8804 3 роки тому +1799

    “Color-coded teams” Ryan is creatively finding smarter critiques of this genre, it’s awesome

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 3 роки тому +65

      Is it a critique? It’s really more an analysis. Plus, in large battles, color coding is helpful if you want the audience to clearly see who’s winning. It’s frankly more a good thing than bad.

    • @jlupus8804
      @jlupus8804 3 роки тому +18

      @@mr.stuffdoer8483 Should we not assume the stealthy ninja bad guys wouldn’t want to be so easily spotted?

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 3 роки тому +39

      @@jlupus8804 Ah yeah, those ninjas with giant metal arm blades that glow and high tech weaponry who drive into a secret fantasy wonderland in a bunch of cars. I'm sure they cared so much about not being visible.

    • @jlupus8804
      @jlupus8804 3 роки тому +2

      @@mr.stuffdoer8483 Maybe when they're not hidden they don't, but when they're stealthy they care. Idk

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 3 роки тому +5

      @@jlupus8804 Yeah, they wouldn't use all this fancy tech in a frontal assault... kind like what they did in Xialing's place. Mostly knives and hand-to-hand style combat in dark clothes. The attack on Ta Lo was completely expected by their opponents. Stealth would be irrelevant. Use high tech gear in that situation.

  • @abbygrayson7253
    @abbygrayson7253 3 роки тому +6987

    i’m actually really glad that they didn’t make katie and shang chi have a romantic relationship. it’s nice to see people who are just friends

    • @reignman30
      @reignman30 3 роки тому +448

      Friendzones are tight! It gives the incels a character to identify with.

    • @frederickjalbert3298
      @frederickjalbert3298 3 роки тому +489

      @@reignman30 cringe comment. Delete your life

    • @juststatedtheobvious9633
      @juststatedtheobvious9633 3 роки тому +393

      @@reignman30
      I'm sorry you need a movie character to have your sex life for you.
      Also, the incel subreddits shared your views of platonic friendships, and despised them. And women in general. So, so much for your politics - thanks for playing.

    • @dartheater7348
      @dartheater7348 3 роки тому +119

      @@juststatedtheobvious9633 what

    • @juststatedtheobvious9633
      @juststatedtheobvious9633 3 роки тому +86

      @@dartheater7348
      Incel communities generally see women as sex toys, despite claiming to be nice guys.
      Go to Reddit's Incel Tear, if you want to see what they post when they think nobody's looking.

  • @thetribalist6923
    @thetribalist6923 3 роки тому +144

    I’m a jeweler, and you legitimately made me question when a ring actually becomes a bracelet and vice versa. So, good job.

    • @willvgo2950
      @willvgo2950 3 роки тому +20

      All bracelets are rings, but not all rings are bracelets.

    • @RG-rm6ih
      @RG-rm6ih 3 роки тому +2

      @@ZomBeeQueeen chicken rings?

    • @alexielmarquay
      @alexielmarquay 3 роки тому +3

      Per Sonic the hedgehog logic everything ring-shaped is a ring no matter what size it reaches.
      Bracelets are therefore just rings that fit your arms.

    • @thetribalist6923
      @thetribalist6923 3 роки тому +2

      @@alexielmarquay Sonic logic is the only logic that matters.

  • @tobygoodman9134
    @tobygoodman9134 3 роки тому +1032

    Been waiting for so long to watch 10 rings, and now it's finally on Disney+, I can finally watch the pitch meeting!

  • @seanpipatkhajonchai4754
    @seanpipatkhajonchai4754 3 роки тому +808

    Honestly, one of the best improvements they could've done about Katie becoming a god archer is actually having her mom bring it up or have some medals she got for highschool archery or something. Blah blah not good enough for parents, dropped it when it got too hard. Makes it a little bit better she somehow hit a shot on a moving target, probably half a mile away without any equipment.

    • @dakat5131
      @dakat5131 3 роки тому +40

      Yeah at least Shang-Chi had training before so it kind of makes sense that he would be able to train a little more (maybe still not as much as they did but at least they have some sort of base so it's that much more plausible.)
      Katie afaik has no experience at all. fwiw though while they do score a critical hit, they at least don't spend the battle outshining everyone with archery skills they learned overnight

    • @ecasassa
      @ecasassa 3 роки тому +85

      I hated this about the movie. She was supposed to be comic relief, but she somehow ended up saving the day. She was like Rose from the newer star wars movie. Irrelevant bad character that somehow ends up playing a vital role
      In the movie. Hated it.

    • @theman9048
      @theman9048 3 роки тому +27

      I think they should have had the training a little longer than 3 days.

    • @kamilnurkowski
      @kamilnurkowski 3 роки тому +4

      Good idea, it would be more logical!

    • @daywalker3735
      @daywalker3735 3 роки тому

      Totally right

  • @alexiskahlert6788
    @alexiskahlert6788 3 роки тому +1575

    "Maybe we should find a new thing"
    "NO"
    I laughed SO HARD

    • @highdefinition450
      @highdefinition450 3 роки тому +26

      It's very hard to keep adding all these organizations since we're already 10 years in. They have to be a secret because then we ask 'yo where tf have they been all this time?'

    • @Sorakeyblademaster37
      @Sorakeyblademaster37 3 роки тому +19

      There's so many Illuminatis that not even the Illuminatis can keep track of the conspiracies to screw each other over.

    • @zettovii1367
      @zettovii1367 3 роки тому +6

      Honestly didnt remember any more secret organizations besides Hydra and the Ten Rings

    • @SomewhatSlightlyBored
      @SomewhatSlightlyBored 3 роки тому +6

      @@highdefinition450 The Ten Rings captured Tony Stark in the first Iron Man movie.

    • @lordd007
      @lordd007 3 роки тому +4

      This is the way

  • @THEAdmiralXizor
    @THEAdmiralXizor 3 роки тому +874

    I'm so locked in on Pitch Meetings, that I just realized that I have not watched a HISHE or Honest Trailer in over 6 months.

    • @golden1charizard
      @golden1charizard 3 роки тому +117

      After watching pitch meetings I can honestly say honest trailers has gone to the dark side in pleasing the almighty media

    • @sashy7360
      @sashy7360 3 роки тому +29

      HISHE's Villain Pub episode about Loki is pretty hilarious

    • @lesedi428
      @lesedi428 3 роки тому +56

      Tbh pitch meetings is my main fix now😂
      Hishe and honest trailers feel more like side dishes

    • @kingkillabbr
      @kingkillabbr 3 роки тому +8

      And Toon Sandwich bro.. they pretty good...

    • @alvaro.martinez
      @alvaro.martinez 3 роки тому +42

      CinemaSins is also dead.

  • @Vexy93
    @Vexy93 3 роки тому +677

    You forgot how Katie did train at being at archery for a day and then she was able to hit the trhoat of a demon that was like 10km away from her considering the size of that thing and the general distance

    • @Custerd1
      @Custerd1 3 роки тому +103

      Super easy, barely an inconvenience. Oh, and by the way, this newly-developed skill entitles her to become an Avenger now.

    • @notAshildr
      @notAshildr 3 роки тому +50

      @@Custerd1 Yeah, they're really taking precautions to have enough archers around lately. First Katy, now Kate, and if I'm reading the trends right, they're going to be trying to get Katniss on board next. Or anyone whose name starts with Kat and can hold a bow.

    • @filmadvocate6262
      @filmadvocate6262 2 роки тому +14

      The script writers just wanted her to do something that isn't being a "comic relief"

    • @GamerGrovyle
      @GamerGrovyle 2 роки тому +5

      It definitely wasn't 10 kilometers away.

    • @jayymorris5285
      @jayymorris5285 2 роки тому +13

      She was already a skilled driver! I'm SURE they could have used that in the final battle sequence

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 3 роки тому +6013

    "Soul-sucking demons are TIGHT!"
    "No they're not."
    "I don't know what possessed me to say that."
    I see what you did there! LOL

    • @joshevans3421
      @joshevans3421 3 роки тому +176

      Quoting exactly what videos say is TIGHT

    • @ahopefor
      @ahopefor 3 роки тому +57

      That's a brilliant subversion, god Pitch Meetings are always tight.

    • @Wefiez
      @Wefiez 3 роки тому +18

      I don’t get it 🙃

    • @SPQRKlio
      @SPQRKlio 3 роки тому +36

      I came here just to upvote that exchange so Ryan knows how much we love his cleverness-keeps my brain cells alert 😄

    • @NukeMarine
      @NukeMarine 3 роки тому +29

      Part of me wishes he said the line in a demonic voice.

  • @poisonpotato1
    @poisonpotato1 3 роки тому +272

    I'm going to start conversations with my friends as if we were in a movie: "Hi good to see you best friend I've known since highschool" and then turn at angle like there was a camera there

    • @monsiuergeneral2080
      @monsiuergeneral2080 3 роки тому +37

      Ooooh, and also during a conversation start a sentence, walk to a different location together, then continue the same sentence!

    • @toddstone230
      @toddstone230 3 роки тому +4

      @@monsiuergeneral2080 this did it for me 😂😂

    • @dancrane3807
      @dancrane3807 3 роки тому +19

      @@monsiuergeneral2080 The new location should definitely be night, if the original scene was day.

    • @DRMadeIt
      @DRMadeIt 3 роки тому +5

      I’ve been doing things like this since saved by the bell

    • @mironaugustynski8870
      @mironaugustynski8870 3 роки тому +4

      Tell us how it went... ;)

  • @gman7774
    @gman7774 3 роки тому +556

    Oddly enough my best friend of 20 years actually does tell almost everyone we run into how long we’ve been friends.

    • @MsGreenlamp
      @MsGreenlamp 3 роки тому +58

      He's summoning assassins.

    • @ancientgammoner6961
      @ancientgammoner6961 3 роки тому +41

      Telling other people isn't weird, but his point is if your friend told YOU how long you've been friends it's pretty weird

    • @MP-tj5xv
      @MP-tj5xv 3 роки тому +8

      Mine too! He goes more like: "we've been friends since highs chool and have NEVER ONCE fought" LOL!

    • @badbadrobotrobot959
      @badbadrobotrobot959 3 роки тому +6

      But how long since you've both been bumping wieners?

    • @Drawnartist
      @Drawnartist 3 роки тому +1

      Me too

  • @ShayVidas
    @ShayVidas 3 роки тому +458

    "ten minutes of whatever the computer can possibly render"
    you killed me there... lol

    • @petrarafiki
      @petrarafiki 2 роки тому +16

      Super colourful and also entirely grey 😂

    • @alexm2889
      @alexm2889 Рік тому

      ​@@petrarafiki this one is so soul suckingly accurate. Flash bang boom! I feel nothing!

  • @onwunyichisomebi5567
    @onwunyichisomebi5567 3 роки тому +1910

    "No actually they're just friends"
    Awkward silence
    "Okayyyy"

    • @cassius573
      @cassius573 3 роки тому +31

      Alpha Male is misogyny. /s
      So we make our heroes emacusculated dorks, that even being super powerful are not really attractive to women. Gotta be a special kind of loser to accomplish that.

    • @lightningspeedextreme2913
      @lightningspeedextreme2913 3 роки тому +65

      well by the end of the movie they allready hold hands and are hugging in a bit of a diferent way sooooo

    • @dreday5880
      @dreday5880 3 роки тому +25

      @@lightningspeedextreme2913 Right, and I even surprised myself by not cringing at that realization (because I can't stand Aquafina lol)

    • @Daye04
      @Daye04 3 роки тому +71

      @@cassius573 do you need to talk? I'm free, you can vent a little if you need to get some pressure off

    • @Katya_Lastochka
      @Katya_Lastochka 3 роки тому +25

      I like Critical Drinker's explanation: she's gay and he's friend-zoned. Honestly, though, this wasn't the right movie for a buddy/buddy dynamic. Those movies tend to be light-hearted. Romantic leads are for serious dramas, which this movie should have been. It's clear Katy was just there for exposition.

  • @xziggy_stardustx6786
    @xziggy_stardustx6786 3 роки тому +639

    Marvel: releases a new project
    Pitch Meetings: I am ... inevitable.
    Totally in awe of how RG has done the pitch meetings for so long without any dip in quality.

    • @aesir333
      @aesir333 3 роки тому +21

      dip??? They just keep getting better!

    • @abhinavsrivastava9909
      @abhinavsrivastava9909 3 роки тому +21

      He is carrying Screen Rant alone

    • @alphagt62
      @alphagt62 3 роки тому +20

      Modern movies just keep giving him so much material by being so poorly written!

    • @ode4real
      @ode4real 3 роки тому

      underrated comment

    • @resinct3267
      @resinct3267 3 роки тому +3

      @@alphagt62 Shang-chi was good tho

  • @MarinBareta
    @MarinBareta 3 роки тому +301

    I often forget that this is just one guy, that shows that he takes a lot of time doing it or he has incredible talent. Either way, this series is top notch 👌

    • @HelgaCavoli
      @HelgaCavoli 3 роки тому +2

      Tou should see his channel. Some videos with even more characters. Like my favourite: ”I'm in".

    • @AndiVx
      @AndiVx 3 роки тому +1

      And, if you like Marvel, you should watch the one where Cap shaves his beard.

  • @dudedysseus
    @dudedysseus 3 роки тому +380

    "Ya sound insane, PA-PA" made me laugh harder than it had any right to.

  • @HistoryNerd42069
    @HistoryNerd42069 3 роки тому +810

    “Oh there’s the Marvel over-the-top-ness!”
    This should DEFINITELY be used a lot more often 😂

  • @ToSense
    @ToSense 3 роки тому +912

    "Does the main character remove his shirt to reveal a six-pack at a certain point?" LMAO I can't

    • @boiboi7717
      @boiboi7717 3 роки тому +10

      can't what?

    • @NeOmega83
      @NeOmega83 3 роки тому +13

      @@boiboi7717 can't even.

    • @themaster2764
      @themaster2764 3 роки тому +7

      @@NeOmega83 can't even what?

    • @NeOmega83
      @NeOmega83 3 роки тому +9

      @@themaster2764 lift.

    • @themaster2764
      @themaster2764 3 роки тому +4

      @@NeOmega83 so you can't even lift? What are you lifting?

  • @Voicedude
    @Voicedude 3 роки тому +892

    "Oh, man - I love that we can retroactively make our unpopular decisions seem calculated and deliberate and important."
    - BEST REVIEW OF THIS MOVIE EVER!

    • @kaeaedwin7937
      @kaeaedwin7937 3 роки тому +32

      Then I can’t wait for our next taskmaster for then marvel to say THIS was our secret taskmaster lol

    • @BINACmini
      @BINACmini 3 роки тому +14

      The thing is, there was a one shot called "All Hail The King" that teased this years ago.

    • @tristan8940
      @tristan8940 3 роки тому +15

      @@BINACmini (which itself was likely a reaction to the backlash)

    • @Kattywagon29
      @Kattywagon29 3 роки тому +1

      That line deserves a chef's kiss.

    • @mz-power9587
      @mz-power9587 3 роки тому +1

      @@BINACmini i was so surprised to find that was a thing

  • @davesunhammer4218
    @davesunhammer4218 2 роки тому +47

    "Blood sucking demons are tight!"
    "I don't know what possessed me to say that."
    Sooooo subtle.
    Love it.

  • @scarletpsychowolf3578
    @scarletpsychowolf3578 3 роки тому +648

    "She watched them and taught herself to be even better than them"
    ...just described Taskmaster

    • @letsgobrandon987
      @letsgobrandon987 3 роки тому +40

      Mary Sue incarnate.

    • @MAGAMAN
      @MAGAMAN 3 роки тому +54

      Describes every female character in any marvel movie going forward.

    • @simos6jipros154
      @simos6jipros154 3 роки тому +27

      @@letsgobrandon987 How would she be better than any fighter who had actual training? She trained herself my ass

    • @ProfessorArt1
      @ProfessorArt1 3 роки тому +12

      @@MAGAMAN It's not just marvel...

    • @shadowhawkrine1947
      @shadowhawkrine1947 3 роки тому +2

      HE! IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A HE NOT A SHE!
      FATYIISIGDHKDRUSURSYESDG

  • @thefilmschlock
    @thefilmschlock 3 роки тому +221

    “Extremely colorful yet extremely grey” is somehow so well described

    • @rtan451
      @rtan451 3 роки тому +4

      The battle started during a sunny day and becomes cloudy and dark reallll quick

    • @thefilmschlock
      @thefilmschlock 3 роки тому +2

      @@rtan451 I saw it again tonight and realized that too, but it’s actually the village fight has more sunlight while the fight by the gate is coated in fog and dust so it looks darker

    • @delroy0
      @delroy0 3 роки тому +1

      They only do that to help with CGI 😂😂

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 3 роки тому +2171

    "With the fan reaction to Iron Man 3's Mandarin, we need a new one."
    "We are planning to cast this Hong Kong actor called Tony Leung as the Mandarin."
    "Don't people speak Cantonese in Hong Kong?"
    "Oh, should we call him the Cantonese?"
    "Never mind, we can make a new name."

    • @wBONw
      @wBONw 3 роки тому +113

      The CCP would like to know your location.

    • @hunterkiller1440
      @hunterkiller1440 3 роки тому +59

      @@wBONw In Hong Kong but they already knew that.

    • @officialsimonharris
      @officialsimonharris 3 роки тому +38

      That's right, let's use Macau instead

    • @Ozymandias1
      @Ozymandias1 3 роки тому +73

      A mandarin was a high ranking bureaucrat in imperial China. Mandarin is called so because it was the official language of the mandarins.

    • @orangeapples
      @orangeapples 3 роки тому +22

      @@Ozymandias1 is there any relation to the citrus fruit?

  • @darksideofevil13
    @darksideofevil13 3 роки тому +84

    You know you make a good point. I felt bad his sister didn't get to train with them being a girl. But I never stopped to consider how mentally and physically scarring Shang Chi’s training must have been. It does kinda make you question who had it harder in that sense.

    • @NCMonefaith
      @NCMonefaith 2 роки тому +1

      She did even if his training was rough he was never truly alone like she was

    • @abdelrahmanelnajar9639
      @abdelrahmanelnajar9639 2 роки тому +24

      @@NCMonefaith his training was not "rough", it was abusive. I'd say he definitely had it harder.

    • @acelovesdiyschristopher7023
      @acelovesdiyschristopher7023 2 роки тому +4

      @@abdelrahmanelnajar9639 u do realize that there's different types of abuse right

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn 2 роки тому +3

      Comments read like this is now a "who had it harder" contest. What's the prize for the winner? 20% off for the first ten therapy sessions?
      In a way, they are both going through the same abuse: their mother was murdered, the father who _should_ help them deal with the loss is instead using them to mute his own grief and guilt, which involves turning them both into what their mother would never have wanted them to be.
      Oh, and in both cases: shucks about your consent, kiddie. Because a frightened 8 year old nodding, after watching his father murder a dozen people, is *not* consent.

    • @inuhundchien6041
      @inuhundchien6041 Рік тому +1

      The mother was a great martial artist but I guess the father don't want the daughter to die like the mother.

  • @jimmyd19828
    @jimmyd19828 3 роки тому +336

    "Maybe we should find a new thing."
    "No!"

    • @bayek8377
      @bayek8377 3 роки тому +2

      how every new marvel movie is madd

  • @danielduvall22
    @danielduvall22 3 роки тому +358

    “Super colorful but somehow entirely grey” thank you for articulating what I’ve been trying to put into words for years.

    • @OverlyPositiveFanboy
      @OverlyPositiveFanboy 3 роки тому +20

      Let's all try and find exceptions (colourful ones).
      I'm gonna suggest Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    • @vizdrom
      @vizdrom 3 роки тому +8

      @@OverlyPositiveFanboy Doctor strange?
      Also a lot of Marvel movie last acr fights are colourful but have a... purple tint to them?

    • @youtaughtmehowtolive
      @youtaughtmehowtolive 3 роки тому +5

      @@OverlyPositiveFanboy Thor: Ragnarok

    • @paulrozario5516
      @paulrozario5516 3 роки тому +4

      Antman?

    • @northwindkey
      @northwindkey 3 роки тому +4

      @@OverlyPositiveFanboy The exceptions are the Gunn and Watiti films because Feige lets those directors have more freedom.

  • @TheLadsBandLive
    @TheLadsBandLive 3 роки тому +201

    “You sound insane, Puh-pah” is the funniest.

  • @philipaarseth
    @philipaarseth 3 роки тому +698

    "whatever the computer is able to render" I'm dying hah 😂

    • @PTO214
      @PTO214 3 роки тому +7

      Was LOL-ing, 100% the best line in the video.

    • @moartems5076
      @moartems5076 3 роки тому +8

      When the CGI team has the biggest say in writing the story.

    • @shizukunoseija8048
      @shizukunoseija8048 3 роки тому +1

      I lost it at this line 😂

  • @giin97
    @giin97 3 роки тому +491

    ... He didn't set up Trevor to pretend to be him, he imprisoned him for it. The story went exactly like in Ironman 3, with the addition that 10 rings dude was the inspiration.

    • @keeleon
      @keeleon 3 роки тому +43

      Ya I was confused when he said that, thinking I missed something.

    • @alexielmarquay
      @alexielmarquay 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah

    • @phoenixslythe6808
      @phoenixslythe6808 3 роки тому +8

      I thought the same thing

    • @chedddargoblin
      @chedddargoblin 3 роки тому +15

      Pitch Meeting is cancelled p

    • @ErinPalette
      @ErinPalette 3 роки тому +38

      Apparently Ryan and/or Screen Rant missed the Marvel One Shot "All Hail the King".

  • @AnansiTheLibra
    @AnansiTheLibra 3 роки тому +417

    “I don’t know how I feel about this morally”
    Same Pitch Guy, same lol

    • @Severus.S
      @Severus.S 3 роки тому +6

      Oh my god same

    • @matiaspereyra9392
      @matiaspereyra9392 3 роки тому +16

      I mean, I don't think it's that difficult, he didn't excuse her from the torture training because he worries about her, take the scene when they get capture and taken to the base, he says "my son has returned" even though both have been gone for at least half a decade, any kind of "kindness" from her father in her upbringing after the mom died was completely a coincidence

    • @byronrush9802
      @byronrush9802 3 роки тому +1

      @@matiaspereyra9392 yep

    • @lacountess
      @lacountess 3 роки тому

      I laughed so hard at that one. 😂😂😂

  • @Dilligff
    @Dilligff 3 роки тому +711

    "So how many underground organizations that secretly control everything are there in the MCU at this point?"
    "Thousands."
    "Wow. Yeah. Maybe we should find a new thing?"
    "NO."

    • @yo8102
      @yo8102 3 роки тому +39

      It is just one organization, Disney.

    • @antoniobyrd6239
      @antoniobyrd6239 3 роки тому +2

      @@yo8102 good one

    • @roryschussler
      @roryschussler 3 роки тому +19

      It's weird, because this organization doesn't *really* affect the plot at all. If his dad were just the leader of a minor group of assassins instead of a world-controlling one, nothing in the story would be affected. There's no questions about how he's using the power to control the world because he's not actually using it for anything at all.

    • @Sunny-pg3ek
      @Sunny-pg3ek 3 роки тому +2

      Eternals are coming

    • @anonymousgaslighter345
      @anonymousgaslighter345 3 роки тому

      @@Sunny-pg3ek wonder what's up with them

  • @BigBear--
    @BigBear-- 3 роки тому +204

    I almost can’t enjoy a Marvel movie anymore since I discovered Screen Rant’s Pitch Meetings. I just laugh now during the movie every time they check another box on the “Marvel’s movie pitch list”. I can’t believe Ryan didn’t even mention the fight scene where the main character and the baddy have the same super powers during the main fight sequence.

    • @SmokeymcJoint420
      @SmokeymcJoint420 3 роки тому +4

      It's because Marvel is cookie cutter, mediocre slop aimed at lowest common denominator.

    • @BigBear--
      @BigBear-- 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah seems like most of the stuff outta Hollywood these days is like that. Except for maybe like Dune and Blade Runner…

    • @genryheorge9614
      @genryheorge9614 2 роки тому +1

      @@BigBear-- MMMMAAAYYYbe.

    • @IRanOutOfPhrases
      @IRanOutOfPhrases 5 місяців тому

      I see comments like this all the time, and they're always depressing.
      Just because a Pitch Meeting exists for a movie, it doesn't make the movie bad. It's just goofing on movies. A PM could be created for the greatest movie of all time. (He's even got some for LotR)
      And then I'm conflicted over which one of these bothers me more:
      1. You couldn't see through the transparency of Marvel films all on your own
      or
      2. You enjoyed something right up until someone told you to stop enjoying that thing.

    • @BigBear--
      @BigBear-- 5 місяців тому

      ​@@IRanOutOfPhrasesThen you didn't get my comment at all. Or read your own BS into it. I don't need anyone to tell me a movie is bad to know it's bad. What I meant was that now that we have the pitch meeting checklist, it just adds an additional layer that takes me out of the movie everytime a box gets checked and I laugh about it. It was more a comment on Ryans ability to dial in to the ridiculousness of Marvel.

  • @michaelscott6965
    @michaelscott6965 3 роки тому +77

    The fact that Pitch Meetings is Simu Liu's favourite thing to watch on UA-cam is just awesome. Man's got taste.

  • @shawnberry760
    @shawnberry760 3 роки тому +68

    You know this channel is great when you’re watching pitch meetings for movies you haven’t even seen yet. Always well done Ryan, thank you.

    • @buzzbartholomew3714
      @buzzbartholomew3714 3 роки тому +4

      I watch very few of the movies they feature because they so accurately pull apart all the nonsensical elements you realise that you'd have wasted a bunch of time watching a load of junk.

    • @verano8202
      @verano8202 3 роки тому +1

      Not only have I not seen them yet, but I'm not really gonna.

  • @lyregal5
    @lyregal5 3 роки тому +89

    “So he’s actually the real Mandarin and that Trevor Slattery guy from Iron Man 3, that was his doing”.
    Ummm… it was pretty clear in the movie that it wasn’t and he was rather pissed off about it.

    • @LordMooshroom
      @LordMooshroom 3 роки тому +8

      Was looking for this comment

    • @bobbyking1738
      @bobbyking1738 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah wasn’t it the AIM’s doing?

    • @JadeElleanora
      @JadeElleanora 3 роки тому +9

      Yeah, one of the few times a Pitch Meeting got something factually wrong 🧐 but ya can't be perfect, and Pitch Meetings are pretty close

    • @Rubrick23.
      @Rubrick23. 3 роки тому +2

      They actually got two things wrong! The main character was on love with Kate the end showed that they were together now

    • @Devillionaire
      @Devillionaire 3 роки тому +3

      @@Rubrick23. Boy did you miss that one by a mile.

  • @dm5i
    @dm5i 2 роки тому +60

    I'm surprised you didn't mention my "favorite" part of the movie: when hideous soul-sucking demons start emerging through cracks in the portal, and four-thousand-year-old Xu uses the worldly savvy of his long, long life experience to conclude, "Yup. That's DEFINITELY the work of my dead wife, and not a ruse by some universe-destroying abomination."

    • @josho7138
      @josho7138 Рік тому +1

      I don't think he saw them

  • @orionoreo
    @orionoreo 3 роки тому +423

    Wong’s side gig is the best continuity to Infinity War with him and Strange being too poor for food.

    • @ShinyMon321
      @ShinyMon321 3 роки тому +20

      They don't pay the Avengers enough 😔

    • @loganbigmo
      @loganbigmo 3 роки тому

      infinity war*

    • @noukan42
      @noukan42 3 роки тому +42

      @@ShinyMon321 between that and Falcon, they really should unionize lol

    • @orionoreo
      @orionoreo 3 роки тому

      @@loganbigmo ah shoot you're right!

    • @DefLepRadar
      @DefLepRadar 3 роки тому +15

      Well, Strange was able to materialize and refill beer. Maybe they materialize their food?
      Makes me wonder where it comes from. Does beer & food start disappearing from grocery stores?

  • @d-cypher9297
    @d-cypher9297 3 роки тому +31

    THE CHECKLIST:
    1. Messy cgi battle in the 3rd act
    2. Secret evil organisation
    3. colour coded energy blasts
    4. cameo from other marvel movies
    5. main character remove shirt to reveal 6 packs
    6. tease with other marvel character

  • @thebatpig8424
    @thebatpig8424 3 роки тому +527

    Ryan’s criticism of the movie’s more over the top elements was spot on. That first bus fight scene was the best scene in the entire movie because of its choreography. The final fight was actually boring. I’ve never been one for the “all marvel movies are the same” criticism, but they do feel a little tedious sometimes

    • @najhoant
      @najhoant 3 роки тому +50

      Apparently, one of the directors they considered for the Black Widow movie passed on it because Marvel insisted on designing the action scenes

    • @roysmith770
      @roysmith770 3 роки тому +44

      I watched two CGI things with no personality fight. Remember the Galactus cloud and the yellow cloud from Green Lantern? It's about that interesting.

    • @mrrebelbunny5316
      @mrrebelbunny5316 3 роки тому +14

      The final fight scene reminded me of "How to Train Your Dragon 2" final fight 😂😂

    • @joselee9605
      @joselee9605 3 роки тому +1

      @@mrrebelbunny5316 Wait… nuuu that’s one of my top 10 favorite movies 😂
      Goddammit I have terrible taste in movies

    • @colinlittlewood9613
      @colinlittlewood9613 3 роки тому +31

      Yeah I agree, my overall feeling was I'd have liked a little more Kung Fu and a little less MCU.

  • @PrimetimeD
    @PrimetimeD 3 роки тому +49

    I'm late to the party, but I've been saving watching this Pitch Meeting until after I could see Shang-Chi. When they were escaping from the dungeons, I immediately knew that was going to be the "Super easy! Barely an inconvenience!" part.

  • @kayjay6114
    @kayjay6114 3 роки тому +46

    Nailed it, and the checklist matched up so well with Black Panther (dragon scales = vibranium, Ta Lo = Wakanda, ambiguity regarding the main villains and if their actions were evil or misunderstood, messy 3rd act battle)

    • @AznYunHou
      @AznYunHou 3 роки тому +8

      Plus both movies are majority black/Asian cast throughout the entire movie

    • @conmattang8492
      @conmattang8492 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah but shang chi was actually good

    • @imveritasproductions
      @imveritasproductions 3 роки тому

      @@conmattang8492 Black Panther was good. Chadwick was amazing

    • @deusmachinima1189
      @deusmachinima1189 3 роки тому +1

      Both were mediocre movies

  • @badlyfilmedvideos1450
    @badlyfilmedvideos1450 3 роки тому +193

    Let's go! I loved shang-chi as a movie, but somehow I never see the plot holes in such, can't wait to see if there's anything I missed!

    • @kobrien4121
      @kobrien4121 3 роки тому +18

      Missing plot holes is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @gamecokben
      @gamecokben 3 роки тому +7

      It was really good, but this was still funny

    • @TongueGooseSka
      @TongueGooseSka 3 роки тому +1

      Can I get an F for all my people who saw the plot holes in real time? Really could've been a good movie if it wasn't for lazy writing :(

    • @brothergrimaldus3836
      @brothergrimaldus3836 3 роки тому

      @@TongueGooseSka f

  • @chronosarcanos
    @chronosarcanos 3 роки тому +715

    This is one of the best Pich Meetings ever. The "In a beaultifull BMW" and the "Whatever the computer is able can handle" made me laugh so hard

    • @avinashtyagi2
      @avinashtyagi2 3 роки тому +9

      Jokes involving the truth are usually the best

    • @Custerd1
      @Custerd1 3 роки тому +7

      It was kinda too easy. One of the weakest Marvel movies ever.

    • @chronosarcanos
      @chronosarcanos 3 роки тому +7

      @@Custerd1Why do you feel this way ? I love it, more the first half than the second, but still.

    • @avinashtyagi2
      @avinashtyagi2 3 роки тому +7

      @@Custerd1 Much better than Iron man 2 or 3, or the original Captain America film

    • @premiumheadpats4150
      @premiumheadpats4150 2 роки тому +2

      Love the pause followed by mention of the fact that he's probably making a lot of money for saying that. 🤣

  • @noobieencounters
    @noobieencounters 3 роки тому +143

    After waiting 2 months 2hours and 12 minutes, I'm ready to watch this pitch meeting💓

    • @xlrouge
      @xlrouge 3 роки тому +3

      Same!🙌

    • @jelita_
      @jelita_ 3 роки тому +6

      Samesies. Just literally finished the movie.

    • @victorkyaw532
      @victorkyaw532 3 роки тому +1

      @@jelita_ SAMEEE!!!

    • @jelita_
      @jelita_ 3 роки тому +1

      @@victorkyaw532 ​ @victor kyaw yup, I think this Pitch Meeting will get a lot of watch these couple of days/weeks :)

    • @tineshalagesu9211
      @tineshalagesu9211 3 роки тому

      Same 😂😂😂

  • @randompensamientos9802
    @randompensamientos9802 3 роки тому +267

    I’m just getting into martial arts. So glad to know I can stop practicing and just watch the boys. I’ve been training like a sucker!

    • @OppositeofHATE7
      @OppositeofHATE7 3 роки тому +27

      I get the joke here, but obviously she practiced what she watched..

    • @unruly_ronin
      @unruly_ronin 3 роки тому +1

      lmaoo

    • @viperstriker4728
      @viperstriker4728 3 роки тому +30

      @@OppositeofHATE7 Which is still very limiting to not have an actual teacher, especially when your trying to measure up to someone who will bloody his fists with that level of dedication but your training in secret so no one can see any injuries you get.

    • @juststatedtheobvious9633
      @juststatedtheobvious9633 3 роки тому +20

      @@viperstriker4728
      She claims she learned better.
      1. We meet her much, much later. She has had years of real world training by then. Probably beginning against opponents who weren't expecting a runaway teen girl to be much of a threat.
      2. She only dominates her brother because he refuses to fight her. And because she can never hurt him as much as he hurt her.

    • @viperstriker4728
      @viperstriker4728 3 роки тому +12

      @@juststatedtheobvious9633 Good points, but extra training isn't shown. It is unlikely she could run a very large and successful business (which might require 70-80 hour work weeks) and get enough training to dominate the average ten rings grunt who presumable spent quite a bit of their day training.
      If we are being generous with our assumptions, I can certainly suspend my disbelieve here. But it would have been nice to get some dialogue showing what the writer intended as the explanation rather then just some vague "I taught myself better" which is clearly not the entire story.

  • @SchafferMusic777
    @SchafferMusic777 3 роки тому +1108

    "Soul-sucking demons are tight!"
    "No, they're not..."
    "You're right, I don't know what possessed me to say that..."

    • @MsCadamia66
      @MsCadamia66 3 роки тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gamecokben
      @gamecokben 3 роки тому +23

      Maybe he was possessed by a soul-sucking demon

    • @Sacryfy
      @Sacryfy 3 роки тому +29

      @@gamecokben I think that’s the joke :)

    • @johngr1747
      @johngr1747 3 роки тому +8

      So extremely clever!!!

    • @markdu2662
      @markdu2662 3 роки тому +3

      Mortal Kombat joke

  • @robertdelossantos5844
    @robertdelossantos5844 3 роки тому +226

    Was waiting for the mocking of how Shang-Chi’s aunt seemed to know everything about Shang-Chi and Xaling’s life, from their adult clothes size to Xaling not being able to train with the Ten Rings organization and other tidbits.

    • @gamecokben
      @gamecokben 3 роки тому +53

      Because magic.
      But for real i thought the exact same thing about the clothes

    • @Crossbones6732
      @Crossbones6732 3 роки тому +1

      Magic.

    • @ahopefor
      @ahopefor 3 роки тому

      I'm guessing her mum must of told her, tbh I didn't really notice that whilst watching the movie

    • @ahopefor
      @ahopefor 3 роки тому +4

      @@Crossbones6732 Magic does solves everything.

    • @Cityweaver
      @Cityweaver 3 роки тому +4

      @@ahopefor Yeah, but that's the funny part: told her HOW if she was banished? XD

  • @chestnut4231
    @chestnut4231 2 роки тому +39

    Anyone else back here after the Simu Liu special?

  • @mattshanley6755
    @mattshanley6755 3 роки тому +87

    Writer: Hey we're finally bringing in Iron Man's arch-enemy!
    Executive: Well Tony Stark is dead, is that going to be a problem?
    Writer: Actually, it's going to be super easy! Barely an inconvenience!

  • @rfonseca9625
    @rfonseca9625 3 роки тому +157

    when i was a kid, the only way to "see" rated r movies was reading their parody in mad magazine -- screen rant continues this fine tradition, but with marvel movies

    • @EricA-xd9fn
      @EricA-xd9fn 3 роки тому +4

      You are spot on. I was well-versed in the plots of popular movies because of Mad magazine!

    • @johns9652
      @johns9652 3 роки тому +1

      Was that the one with the Spy vs Spy cartoons? Or was that Cracked? Anyway, I almost always found them to be the most entertaining thing in the whole issue.

    • @EricA-xd9fn
      @EricA-xd9fn 3 роки тому +2

      @@johns9652 Mad magazines had Spy vs. Spy. I always considered Cracked a poor-man's Mad magazine...sorta like a New York Mets to the NY Yankees (sure, you're still watching baseball but it's the Kirkland brand)

    • @johns9652
      @johns9652 3 роки тому +1

      @@EricA-xd9fn Lol, an apt description, even though I grew up an O's fan back when they still were competitive. These days I just don't care anymore about sports.

    • @TheLadsBandLive
      @TheLadsBandLive 3 роки тому

      It's like Alf being back but in Pog form.

  • @geinerelizondo2019
    @geinerelizondo2019 3 роки тому +180

    "I don't know how to feel about this morally"
    Me, everyday!

  • @sportygamer9851
    @sportygamer9851 2 роки тому +22

    Who is here about simu liu's appearance on pitch meeting upgrade episode

  • @thekeegster6278
    @thekeegster6278 3 роки тому +572

    “Ohhh soul-sucking demons are tight”
    “Ehhh… no they’re not…”
    “You’re right, I don’t know what possessed me to say that”
    That. Is. So. Subtle. And. So. Freaking. Clever. Well done, Ryan! 👏🏼

    • @Avaruusnuija
      @Avaruusnuija 3 роки тому +39

      It's the opposite of subtle but yea, laughed at that quite a bit.

    • @JachAnen
      @JachAnen 3 роки тому +27

      As subtle as shouting in a tunnel

    • @Disillusioned_JELly
      @Disillusioned_JELly 2 роки тому +7

      @@JachAnen It could have been less subtle: he could have done a little Mickey Mouse laugh.

  • @Fan-Man457
    @Fan-Man457 3 роки тому +516

    I feel like “Oh there’s the Marvel over the topness” is gonna be a new “Actually it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience” exclusive to Marvel projects.

    • @RealDealTexas
      @RealDealTexas 3 роки тому +3

      MOTT. It will work

    • @SurgeryIsWoke
      @SurgeryIsWoke 3 роки тому +1

      I'm still not understanding what's "over the top" in these kinds of superhero movies, but🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @theimortal1974
      @theimortal1974 3 роки тому

      things exclusive to marvel projects are TIGHT.

  • @countofdownable
    @countofdownable 3 роки тому +217

    We need a Pitch Meeting for Masters of the Universe: Revelation.

    • @cybersoldierforever
      @cybersoldierforever 3 роки тому +5

      Nope

    • @grapefruitsimmons
      @grapefruitsimmons 3 роки тому +20

      Just roast how bad it is lol

    • @liizzset
      @liizzset 3 роки тому +5

      Yup. Agreed

    • @The_Sleepiest_Socialist
      @The_Sleepiest_Socialist 3 роки тому +8

      @@cybersoldierforever because he wouldn’t roast it enough, and not really use the most profane words possible just to emphasize how bad that s-show is?

    • @alexanderwsm6296
      @alexanderwsm6296 3 роки тому +2

      - Skeletor will have a hard time trying to kill He-Man.
      - Actually, that will be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @jqpublic3104
    @jqpublic3104 2 роки тому +53

    It was super difficult, a huge inconvenience - but I managed to avoid watching Ryan doing a Pitch Meeting for about two months so I could do exactly what I'm doing right now - binge watching Pitch Meetings! 😁

  • @Chaos2Morrow
    @Chaos2Morrow 3 роки тому +73

    Is it just me that's starting to believe these 2 guys are really separate people the more I watch these bits lol 😂 Ryan does it so well

    • @joanbennettnyc
      @joanbennettnyc 3 роки тому +7

      [bzzzz] "He's onto us! Initiate Code George!"

    • @metazoxan2
      @metazoxan2 3 роки тому +8

      I legit keep forgetting that.
      I mean I realize it the moment I think about it. But he really does play it well to the point it's not just immediately obvious.

    • @D1str1ct
      @D1str1ct 3 роки тому +3

      Wait! they are the same person?

    • @MoramothHauntz
      @MoramothHauntz 3 роки тому +2

      I assume Canada is just full of Ryan George variants

  • @alysaere
    @alysaere 3 роки тому +599

    "So then the Ten Rings Organization is going to prepare for war against the village of Ta Lo so that Xu Wenwu can free what he thinks is his trapped wife."
    "You're telling me the high-tech, modern assassin group that have honed their craft for literally thousands of years are going into a small village with the intention of levelling it to the ground with overwhelming force and firepower? Sounds like Ta Lo won't stand a chance."
    "Actually sir, it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience."
    "What? Bullshit, why?"
    "Well, they're only taking like 6 vehicles-"
    "BMWs."
    "Right, BMWs, worth of men in, and they're all armed with crossbows that mildly stun and "swords" that mildly stun, that sort of thing."
    "The assassins, that KILL people for a living, only take less-than-lethal weaponry into a situation that their leader blatantly murdered men in a bar over."
    "Yep! He even gives them the command to "Burn it to the ground!" and they just start engaging in one-on-one combat to subdue the Ta Lo natives without injuring them."
    "Huh. But why would they do that?"
    "So the movie can happen!"
    "Ah."
    "Yeah, I needed the Ta Lo natives to survive so that they could use their dragonscale weaponry against the soul stealing demons later on."
    "But there's seriously not even a single grenade or firearm to be seen in their loadout?"
    "Sir, I'm gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back about what a sociopathic private assassin organization-for-hire would and would not bring into an active war zone with the highest possible personal stakes of its leader."
    "Oh sorry, let me get off of that thing!"
    ^ Ryan, I think you dropped a page of your script!

    • @matthew5200
      @matthew5200 3 роки тому +33

      To say i was frustrated about this is an understatement, thanks for summarizing my feelings lmao

    • @AntonAdelson
      @AntonAdelson 3 роки тому +18

      That was my first comment as well seeing ten rings unload from BMWs: oh, no machine guns??

    • @vincevvn
      @vincevvn 3 роки тому +15

      Also how the hell did their entire convoy get through the forest that eats people?

    • @alm2187
      @alm2187 3 роки тому +1

      As for the deal with the Ten Rings themselves, maybe he plans on running the summer AND winter Olympics! That IS ambitious! 😁

    • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
      @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 3 роки тому +1

      The “what? Bullshit, why?” Line made me giggle

  • @germanpenn
    @germanpenn 3 роки тому +147

    "Trevor has this little friend that makes little squeaking noises that only he can understand"
    ME: R2D2?

  • @magicmulder
    @magicmulder 2 роки тому +23

    I loved the scene where Shang-Chi yells “IT’S RINGIN’ TIME!”

  • @MrMixmaster25
    @MrMixmaster25 3 роки тому +19

    I like how the Ten Rings (Bracelets) looked and worked as one. That way, loosing one doesn’t cost you a specific power like it did in the comics.

    • @buddho1135
      @buddho1135 3 роки тому +1

      And probably they work like thor's hammer, respond to his commands only, like only he can wield it

  • @JanssenOlthoff
    @JanssenOlthoff 3 роки тому +63

    "I love that we can retroactively make our unpopular decisiona seem calculated and deliberate and important" hahahaha maybe they'll somehow make The Inhumans not suck

    • @DanBillBishop
      @DanBillBishop 3 роки тому +2

      The inhumans were not a part of Marvel Studios.

  • @jaysayswakeup
    @jaysayswakeup 3 роки тому +72

    Fifty comments already? Dang. Also, Tony Leung made me cry with every screening.

    • @ScreenRant
      @ScreenRant  3 роки тому +35

      The Father/Son dynamic was really well done! Tony Leung is a legend and it was so awesome to see him be part of the MCU!

    • @jefflin9745
      @jefflin9745 3 роки тому

      Really nails that screen presence ~ reminds me of Anthony Hopkins

  • @SurfistaEletrico
    @SurfistaEletrico 3 роки тому +16

    Wow, wow, wow... this pitch writer is actually getting better over the years! The Shang-Chi movie is not half as bad as some of the others he came up with. Tight!

  • @derpmang5539
    @derpmang5539 3 роки тому +237

    "So, are the rings going to be explained at all?"
    "It's gonna be completely vague, so I could do whatever I want with it In the end!"
    "Ah, smart."

  • @Luap3486
    @Luap3486 3 роки тому +112

    Writer: Well, that’s the end of the sketch. I guess we can head home.
    Producer: Yeah. We could. or…
    *Cuts to them singing karaoke

  • @sirberticus3815
    @sirberticus3815 3 роки тому +42

    Couple of other "Oopsies" you could have used: City buses of that size have air-brakes specifically designed to clam tight at the first sign of a leak or break (bus should have stopped right away). Also, the fact that both bus drivers had power steering suggests neither of them ever tried to turn off the engine which would have resulted in engine braking to slow the bus down.

    • @Rougarou99
      @Rougarou99 3 роки тому +7

      The bus drivers paid for the full speedometers, they will use the full speedometers.

    • @Samuitsuki
      @Samuitsuki 2 роки тому +2

      Doesn't busses also have handbrakes like cars do?

    • @jackobrien47
      @jackobrien47 2 роки тому +2

      Why would they want to stop the bus? Everyone knows buses explode if you do that

  • @noosaibazahrah1318
    @noosaibazahrah1318 3 роки тому +15

    I really liked the ending fight. True it was mainly two huge monsters fighting but when Shang chi delivered the final blow and everything slowed down and the score started playing I remember I was sitting in awe in the theatre. It's fine if you like it tho I get the complaints.

  • @monkeymode5652
    @monkeymode5652 3 роки тому +40

    I genuinely had no idea what was happening with the big CGI battle.
    The sucker VS the dragon, which can magically create solid water spikes whilst the sucker is sucking and Shaun is spinning rings in it's stomach really fast until it explodes.

    • @tedmich
      @tedmich 3 роки тому +1

      maybe vape a little DMT right before that scene, the Director did!

    • @bonkers46
      @bonkers46 3 роки тому

      Nope! I think you got it just fine!

  • @sammyphemsky9345
    @sammyphemsky9345 3 роки тому +581

    the actor of the movie said he loves Pitch meetings and predicted Ryan doing one today, lol

    • @ChineduOpara
      @ChineduOpara 3 роки тому +136

      WOWOWwow wow... Wow

    • @ScreenRant
      @ScreenRant  3 роки тому +284

      We have so much love for Simu Liu! ❤️

    • @THEAdmiralXizor
      @THEAdmiralXizor 3 роки тому +75

      Realizing that a Pitch Meeting will enhance your real-life career is TIGHT...

    • @puppet0
      @puppet0 3 роки тому +2

      That's cool!

    • @short_arm_jab
      @short_arm_jab 3 роки тому +3

      @@ScreenRant David Fincher Movies
      ....

  • @aspiringwayfarer
    @aspiringwayfarer 3 роки тому +15

    1:04 lmfao. 😂😂 his reaction is gold.

  • @TheJadedJames
    @TheJadedJames 3 роки тому +77

    The checklist at the end killed me. "Of course there's a checklist! And you've done great, my friend!"

    • @simos6jipros154
      @simos6jipros154 3 роки тому

      Even Shang-Chi didnt understand why he had to take his shirt off. Cant have a male lead in the MCU without a shirtless scene

  • @satwikprathap6733
    @satwikprathap6733 3 роки тому +12

    1:43 I am too distracted with the papers he is holding. It looks like he took a bite.

  • @edgardominguez391
    @edgardominguez391 3 роки тому +19

    I like the dad's story, would have liked to get more of that. Maybe he should have been the only "villian" leave the third act stuff for the sequel

  • @dimitrimilas4170
    @dimitrimilas4170 3 роки тому +52

    "Soul sucking demons are tight"
    "No they're not"
    "You're right, I don't know what possessed me to say that"
    lmaoooo

    • @PsyQoBoy
      @PsyQoBoy 3 роки тому +2

      Shang-Chi: Soul sucking demons.
      Harry Potter: Hold my dementors.

  • @nevbezaire
    @nevbezaire 3 роки тому +26

    While technically it is unclear how Slattery can speak with the dijang, it's super easy to assume how. He's been Xu Wenwu's jester for ~11 years and the dijang could have been there for most or all of that time. That's plenty of time for an intelligent creature to teach Trevor its language

    • @alexielmarquay
      @alexielmarquay 3 роки тому +9

      Also the creature is somewhat magical so it could be that they developed a sort of telepathic bond.

  • @wyrmh0le
    @wyrmh0le 3 роки тому +110

    "Yeah, maybe we should find a new thing."
    "*No.*"
    So MCU XD

    • @charliereed6235
      @charliereed6235 3 роки тому +3

      They've made a trillion dollars off the MCU by repeating themselves to a gullible audience that can't handle an intellectual challenge, so expecting Disney, which hasn't really done art since Fantasia, to change things up is... hopeless.

    • @LLPOF
      @LLPOF 3 роки тому +1

      Almost choked on my Cheetos when he said that. What made it funny was the tone he used and the face he made. Comic genius.

    • @SpydeyDan
      @SpydeyDan 3 роки тому

      Can you blame them? Repeating a winning formula is tight! Also super easy, barely an inconvenience, so I'm gonna need you to get all the way off Marvel's back about it.

  • @dz95legend
    @dz95legend 3 роки тому +137

    “Maybe we should find a new thing.”
    “Nno.”
    “Okay."

  • @ginob615
    @ginob615 3 роки тому +20

    Whenever I'm grossly disappointed in a movie, I always feel better knowing I can look forward to these pitch meetings.

  • @johngr1747
    @johngr1747 3 роки тому +98

    Another fantastic and accurate episode! Especially the part where the SE feels wierd about a girl and a guy being just friends! A large amount of dudes think that men and women can't be simply friends!

    • @sirellyn
      @sirellyn 3 роки тому +11

      Today many people can't fathom 2 guys being good friends without them being gay.

    • @johngr1747
      @johngr1747 3 роки тому +9

      @@sirellyn wat?

    • @sirellyn
      @sirellyn 3 роки тому +5

      @@johngr1747 Many recent movies don't have 2 guys who are good friends just as good friends. There's almost always some sexual overtones or an outright gay relationship.
      Have you been watching recent movies?
      Chance 2 guys would be interested in each other 5% * 5% (Inflated gay/bi population) = 0.25%
      Chance a single guy and girl might be interested in each other 95% * 95% (average hetrosexual demographic) = 90.25%
      One is pretty likely, the other is incredibly not like. But the incredibly unlikely one is constantly shown.

    • @Magdann
      @Magdann 3 роки тому +1

      Because they can't. It's call "the ladder theory"

    • @johngr1747
      @johngr1747 3 роки тому +4

      @@Magdann I respectfully disagree! Not everyone follows this theory or whatever!

  • @muratkahraman8743
    @muratkahraman8743 3 роки тому +13

    Oh man I like the 02:31 dialogue "She is a girl so she is not allowed to do the tortoruous training" "Yeah what a dick father how come she doesn't get to- I dont know how to feel about this morally"

  • @darienrampersad3337
    @darienrampersad3337 3 роки тому +32

    I just love these pitch meetings

  • @TheAtomized_Wizard
    @TheAtomized_Wizard Рік тому +8

    4:18
    “ you sound insane PaPaA”
    Idk why but the way Ryan said papa in that moment killed me