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  • @freakybobby8553
    @freakybobby8553 5 років тому +1828

    I think this is the first time I’ve seen someone named Ralph that looks like they should be named Ralph

    • @koroconnell
      @koroconnell 4 роки тому +66

      I don't know what this means yet I 100% agree

    • @seraxx1973
      @seraxx1973 4 роки тому +121

      I feel this but even more os when combined with his surname, Sepe - I literally cant imagine him having any other name in existence except Ralph Sepe.

    • @thebiggoob59
      @thebiggoob59 3 роки тому +1

      i feel the same

    • @jimmyhopkins1
      @jimmyhopkins1 3 роки тому

      @@seraxx1973 i see you everywhere holy shit

    • @Rainbowthewindsage
      @Rainbowthewindsage 3 роки тому +3

      Personally I don't think he looks like a Ralph.

  • @papayer
    @papayer 5 років тому +1498

    "that wasn't even a clever joke"
    - an actual line dropped by a character in a comedy film

    • @xygyaz
      @xygyaz 4 роки тому +17

      context

    • @thetreyceratops2242
      @thetreyceratops2242 4 роки тому +9

      Michael:Gaming 16:32

    • @SuperstrenghtPorygon
      @SuperstrenghtPorygon 4 роки тому +7

      Actually, it's "You know what, that's not even a clever joke, of a joke of my name"

    • @pubesinyourchoccymilk7684
      @pubesinyourchoccymilk7684 3 роки тому +24

      @@xygyaz Context: a character saying a line we're supposed to go OOOOH SHIT at but it doesn't work because it's fucking insufferable, because we feel for the teacher and so it isn't funny in the least

  • @StevieMack
    @StevieMack 5 років тому +202

    I was so happy when I got cast to play the part as Rick Bowman aka Dick Blowman ... he was a sad bullied fellow indeed. Here's a little trivia; the Director's dad is Tim Robbins and his mom is Susan Sarandon.

  • @atrep4585
    @atrep4585 5 років тому +994

    Adding to the cheapness thing... Monty Python and the Holy Grail is one of the funniest movies ever, and it was made with no budget. They couldn't even afford real horses (that's where the coconut joke came from)

    • @J0SHUAKANE
      @J0SHUAKANE 4 роки тому +47

      $400,000 is not what i would call "no budget", the costumes alone must have cost quite a bit.

    • @moosenman
      @moosenman 4 роки тому +125

      JOSHUA KANE for a movie that is practically no budget. That is a tiny tiny *tiny* budget

    • @ubermaster1
      @ubermaster1 4 роки тому +85

      @@J0SHUAKANE that is shit budget for a movie, most movies are at least around a million in budget if not more

    • @Chewberto
      @Chewberto 4 роки тому +8

      @@ubermaster1 Yeah, and even that is pretty small compared to most movies

    • @J0SHUAKANE
      @J0SHUAKANE 4 роки тому +5

      @@ubermaster1 i have thousands of movies made for less than $10,000. Some full of special effects. Olaf ittenbach, andreas schnaas & jimmy screamerclauz are great at those. Anything from dead alive productions or donna michelle.

  • @jetiscute1
    @jetiscute1 7 років тому +2661

    Dang, that was the quickest copyright removal I've ever seen.

  • @Tofuey
    @Tofuey 7 років тому +4595

    Remember when smosh was the world's most popular channel

    • @ServingKant42069
      @ServingKant42069 7 років тому +56

      M pokemon theme song

    • @TheUltimateRiku
      @TheUltimateRiku 7 років тому +419

      Back in 2010-2012, before they stopped being in charge of making the skits and before they added a bunch of extras. I used to love watching their skits then, for a bit of dumb fun.

    • @vicki9937
      @vicki9937 7 років тому +273

      So was FRED but that isnt saying much either.

    • @esaw7067
      @esaw7067 7 років тому +9

      M That's the sad bit

    • @poop-mv6pe
      @poop-mv6pe 7 років тому

      4 different times

  • @samland9570
    @samland9570 6 років тому +398

    “Executive Producer Zack Snyder”

  • @TheZigzagman
    @TheZigzagman 4 роки тому +81

    When I was little I watched a Smosh video where a man gives dramatic narration about surviving as a castaway over footage of him despairing on a beach. At the end of the skit, the camera pulls back to reveal that he's surrounded by people and civilization is less than ten feet away.
    That moment was more enjoyable than the cumulative effect of every joke in this movie.

    • @chain12bb
      @chain12bb Рік тому +1

      Lmao yeah i remember that one its such a classic

  • @Guywhosayswisestuff
    @Guywhosayswisestuff 7 років тому +3314

    I'm still not sure how old you exactly are, you say you live with your parents and don't sound that old, but you have the despair and the general feeling of having given up on life of a 50 year old guy in his midlife crisis on your face.
    Overall I love your content 9.5/10 keep it up.

    • @jarmakey1
      @jarmakey1 7 років тому +364

      I think he's 21-22. I remember him stating in a video from 2014 he was 18 or so. A good a time as any to give up on life.

    • @CommanderNeutralGray
      @CommanderNeutralGray 7 років тому +450

      "but you have the despair and the general feeling of having given up on life of a 50 year old guy in his midlife crisis on your face"
      Most college aged people are like that.

    • @LiterallySatanOfficial
      @LiterallySatanOfficial 7 років тому +76

      Joel Somich There's no fucking way his bed frame would look like that if he was living on campus

    • @LopezTalks
      @LopezTalks 7 років тому +34

      Literally Satan uh no. That's exactly how dorm bed frames look like. And notice how there's two lol.

    • @LiterallySatanOfficial
      @LiterallySatanOfficial 7 років тому +80

      Lopez Well my bed frame looks like a fucking prison bed, so sign me tf up for whatever college you go to.

  • @YMSPlays
    @YMSPlays 7 років тому +5381

    I could see someone saying something about criticizing UA-camr made movies as "low hanging fruit", but I think it's important to really highlight the enormous lack of talent that goes into these films. It's literally a waste of time and money if you're making something this useless. When you could be green-lighting someone with real talent.
    - Merk

    • @rikpeek6664
      @rikpeek6664 7 років тому +84

      AdumPlaze oh whats up merk nice to see you here too, when the fuck is the next 'adam and merk laugh at a terrible horror game that other people seem to like for some reason' comming out, cuz im starting to feel dead inside.

    • @YMSPlays
      @YMSPlays 7 років тому +120

      I wish I could say for certain but my schedule is so fucked that I can't say when. Sorry. Hopefully sooner rather than later.
      - Merk

    • @BlackChef
      @BlackChef 7 років тому +18

      also as soon as the bugdet is 1 mill or more then the public should demand some effort

    • @NormalLee67
      @NormalLee67 7 років тому +53

      Seriously. The only reason to get UA-cam Red is for Mind Field, because it's made by somebody who genuinely has a passion for what he does, and it shows. All of the other YTR content I've seen is just recognizable faces shoved into shit shows/movies to trick people into paying for a shit subscription. They deserve every bit of criticism they get.
      Also I love you Merk please have my rat babies.

    • @Coyotebriggs
      @Coyotebriggs 7 років тому +25

      AdumPlaze i view it the same as crappy games on steam greenlight, if you charge money for it, it's completely open to criticism.

  • @BunnySenpai
    @BunnySenpai 6 років тому +801

    13:13 Little did Ralph know, not even a year later Jake Paul would do the same thing unironically in real life.

    • @when7573
      @when7573 6 років тому +134

      Bunny Senpai we sure that wasn't Logan Paul? Actually, are we sure they're not the same person?

    • @BunnySenpai
      @BunnySenpai 6 років тому +91

      FILTHY ACTS AT A REASONABLE PRICE: ROMANCE RAILROAD Oh fuck you're right. They're both colossal dumbasses, so I often get their names mixed up. My bad.

    • @when7573
      @when7573 6 років тому +40

      1. They're both the same personality-less cardboard golems. One just taxed a rat. 2. I honestly forgot what Jake Paul did. Something, obviously.

    • @paulmajano
      @paulmajano 5 років тому +1

      Bunny Senpai I think is the same asshole shaming the name “Paul” 😅

    • @guts7925
      @guts7925 5 років тому

      @@when7573 Fam I thought it was D4C and not that... horrendus change to avoid copyright from a song.

  • @robotbanana4261
    @robotbanana4261 4 роки тому +55

    A clever comeback for the blowing guys question would've been something like: I'm sure you know loads more about blowing guys than me

    • @armitx9
      @armitx9 3 роки тому +2

      We were wrong, jamal ate himself

  • @airsoft1238
    @airsoft1238 7 років тому +2732

    “ISIS executions are funnier than this movie.”- Ralphthemoviemaker 2017

  • @CantStopJelqking
    @CantStopJelqking 7 років тому +1985

    Ian spoke out about the train-wreck that was this film on H3H3s podcast, saying they only had 15 days to film the movie and would often have to cut things the same day they were filmed. This, and along with the poor off-screen workers correlated to this mess. He is genuinely ashamed of this movie, if that makes you feel any better.

    • @dawsonbrannan9977
      @dawsonbrannan9977 6 років тому +100

      How does he feel about his last Smosh movie?
      He and Ian didn't even write it. Does he have similar feelings to Ghostmates?

    • @dawsonbrannan9977
      @dawsonbrannan9977 6 років тому +9

      *Anthony.

    • @rainmanzed2664
      @rainmanzed2664 6 років тому +59

      No excuse to not have a good script

    • @maxs.6517
      @maxs.6517 5 років тому

      ?

    • @salamanderavem3782
      @salamanderavem3782 5 років тому +82

      Declan Lynch I think Ian should leave the smosh channel and start a new channel with Anthony. To start their creativity again. I grew up watching them and I really hate what the smosh channel is doing now. No creativity just a repetitive series that the channel thinks is good. I miss old UA-cam

  • @geneyhoudini
    @geneyhoudini 4 роки тому +229

    Ralph: Children of Sparrow
    Children of Sorrow: Am I a joke to you?

  • @drewpott
    @drewpott 3 роки тому +39

    Little did Ralph know all his issues with smosh are the exact reasons anthony left, besides the counting their money part, they were robbed

  • @PunkRockLove01
    @PunkRockLove01 7 років тому +879

    Who Killed Captain Alex had a budget of 200 bucks and was a great movie

    • @araneaimperatrix9412
      @araneaimperatrix9412 7 років тому +85

      PunkRockLove01 Well, it was actually a bad movie in most aspects, but the movie was made purely to entertain and does not take itself seriously, and it was pretty impressive for a 200 dollar movie made in a war zone where fresh water is a commodity.

    • @PunkRockLove01
      @PunkRockLove01 7 років тому +63

      Aranea Imperatrix no shit it was a bad movie in most aspects it was made by ugandans with a 200 dollar budget but it was made purely to entertain and it did so. it was also quite funny at times, and it was not a pure cash grab like many Hollywood movies

    • @araneaimperatrix9412
      @araneaimperatrix9412 7 років тому +46

      PunkRockLove01 You just restated my comment.

    • @DaBeezNeez
      @DaBeezNeez 7 років тому +20

      PunkRockLove01 What makes it work is just how passionate everyone working on the film is, I can't help but love it. Bless those filmmakers

    • @r2micro373
      @r2micro373 7 років тому +29

      ACTION-PACKED MOVIE
      SUPA FIGHTER

  • @bwallz4160
    @bwallz4160 7 років тому +1466

    Well, that's why Anthony left Smosh.

    • @42ndblaze43
      @42ndblaze43 6 років тому +64

      D. Baggins Anthony did leave I don't see why this should enrage you

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 6 років тому +3

      Oh

    • @Templarfreak
      @Templarfreak 6 років тому +24

      @ D. Baggins aha ha ha ha , yes , let us read hunger games and twilight and 50 shades of gray , because all books are perfect stories , ha ha ha

    • @thinking924
      @thinking924 5 років тому +21

      One year later now it's why Smosh left Smosh

    • @Mike-wb3oc
      @Mike-wb3oc 5 років тому +9

      His name is militant hatred guys, he's still in his edgy phase guys.

  • @thenotoriouscanadian3402
    @thenotoriouscanadian3402 4 роки тому +31

    "Isis execution videos are funnier than this movie" is an underrated insult

  • @Arcademan09
    @Arcademan09 5 років тому +264

    I used to love Smosh!
    When I was twelve. Holy shit, I can't believe how long they lasted

  • @milan3857
    @milan3857 7 років тому +194

    That guy's name is Ryan Finnetry, cause he was Finna try and make a good movie.

    • @dragonbreath9957
      @dragonbreath9957 7 років тому +5

      C R O N E X X Great comment! Haha

    • @blxrwtch
      @blxrwtch 7 років тому

      Dexter Tinley Great comment! Haha

    • @spanishman3272
      @spanishman3272 7 років тому

      Vorebjörn Great comment!
      Haha

    • @icanclimbanything6384
      @icanclimbanything6384 6 років тому

      How proud were you when you wrote that? Was it very? Because it should be.

  • @ShmowzowMacyk
    @ShmowzowMacyk 7 років тому +616

    Whatever happened to the Smosh that danced to Mortal Kombat in 2007?
    *Goes and rewatches their oldest videos*
    Nevermind, I was just 13.

    • @natgarbage6771
      @natgarbage6771 7 років тому +78

      It's all good, everybody's got shit they loved when they were younger but cringe at later on

    • @Cyrillus_EX
      @Cyrillus_EX 7 років тому +19

      GalacticLoaf the mortal kombat video was made in 2005

    • @ShmowzowMacyk
      @ShmowzowMacyk 7 років тому +17

      I posted a comment it was a guesstimate, I was pretty close. Thanks though.

    • @Whienzarth
      @Whienzarth 6 років тому +1

      GalacticLoaf i realized only recently that that was smosh.
      Jeez that was a long time ago

    • @saltyswede7875
      @saltyswede7875 6 років тому +10

      Im 13 and i dont understand why anybody likes their content

  • @thatboy353
    @thatboy353 5 років тому +82

    I hate to say it but that "vape before announcing the death" scene was pretty funny... Only cuz I know a few vapers and that is some shit they would do.

  • @fun101productions9
    @fun101productions9 6 років тому +515

    14:36 THEY GOT T

    • @watchpug5225
      @watchpug5225 6 років тому +4

      *THEY GOT T!*

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex 6 років тому +2

      What's that from anyway?

    • @ashwinnair3645
      @ashwinnair3645 6 років тому +6

      vizthex Ralph's review of "Sleepless" (or rather it's a piece of dialogue from "Sleepless" which has become a meme in these parts).
      EDIT: er, I initially wrote "Moonlight" instead of "Sleepless". My bad.

    • @marioman863
      @marioman863 6 років тому +1

      Ashwin Nair No it's from the Sleepless review.

    • @ashwinnair3645
      @ashwinnair3645 6 років тому

      Oh my god, I accidentally wrote "Moonlight" instead of "Sleepless"

  • @Benzinilinguine
    @Benzinilinguine 7 років тому +579

    the real tragedy is Ralph had to buy a youtube red subscription to make this review

    • @jedyzichterman358
      @jedyzichterman358 7 років тому +62

      Benzodiazepine There's a 30 day free trial

    • @hoodedman6579
      @hoodedman6579 7 років тому +5

      I promise you, he made more than ten dollars off of the video, and he liked one show on it...

    • @ryanhart6475
      @ryanhart6475 7 років тому +26

      No it's a tragedy because they got T!!!

    • @sergiomanzanares6817
      @sergiomanzanares6817 6 років тому

      Aaron Usher Which show

    • @Fitzroyfallz
      @Fitzroyfallz 6 років тому +2

      It's not for everyone, but I personally get my money's worth. I don't watch much original content (although the Vsauce series is pretty good), but I use UA-cam a lot and don't get any ads and can go out of the app or turn my phone off without the video stopping, and save them offline to watch without internet some other time. I don't recommend it if you don't spend a lot of time on youtube though.

  • @YTBraxxGaming
    @YTBraxxGaming 7 років тому +1788

    I felt so bad for Rick Bowman

    • @phlog_dog7336
      @phlog_dog7336 6 років тому +190

      Dℹ️ck 🅱️l🅾️wm🅰️n

    • @jeangrimshaw2208
      @jeangrimshaw2208 6 років тому +72

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      Welcome to hell.

    • @kayu_music
      @kayu_music 6 років тому +94

      Yeah, is the joke meant to be that we don't care about his sad life? because it doesn't work

    • @bensmith3272
      @bensmith3272 6 років тому +11

      What is it with Ricks?

    • @djtimmy8750
      @djtimmy8750 6 років тому +8

      Or "Pickle Rick" Bowman

  • @maegnificant
    @maegnificant 5 років тому +96

    Sadly, the smosh dudes made almost zero money because they got scammed by a big company

    • @hansruhlmann454
      @hansruhlmann454 3 роки тому

      Is that company UA-cam?

    • @armitx9
      @armitx9 3 роки тому +11

      @@hansruhlmann454 yes

    • @hansruhlmann454
      @hansruhlmann454 3 роки тому

      Okay, Thanks.

    • @gris2499
      @gris2499 3 роки тому +7

      Hans Ruhlmann no, it was their parent company, it was called defy media

    • @hansruhlmann454
      @hansruhlmann454 3 роки тому

      Joshua García Oh, Okay. Thanks.

  • @santoroma17
    @santoroma17 6 років тому +472

    Why does he look like Ethan and Hilas son?

  • @andrewwest7053
    @andrewwest7053 7 років тому +125

    I would want that picture at my funeral

    • @rikpeek6664
      @rikpeek6664 7 років тому +79

      Andrew West not even a picture of yourself, just use the exact same one.

  • @WorkingUsername
    @WorkingUsername 7 років тому +724

    Even "Who killed Captain Alex?" did so much more than this shit. And that movie's budget was $200 and was filmed in a poveraged country.

  • @OtisDeLarge
    @OtisDeLarge 6 років тому +33

    Chip Chipperson reference = Instant sub.

  • @Kitsurubari
    @Kitsurubari 4 роки тому +171

    12:34 “I wish I could say this is the first time I’ve tried to kill myself, but that wouldn’t be true.”
    You ok Ralph?

    • @elpretender1357
      @elpretender1357 4 роки тому +3

      He from time to time makes jokes aout movies being so bad he wants to hang himself if I recall (haven't watched his content in many months)

  • @thescienceofwallyworld5107
    @thescienceofwallyworld5107 7 років тому +81

    I want this movie played at my funeral. It will increase the sadness in an otherwise, not sad death.

  • @lorikoot8085
    @lorikoot8085 7 років тому +443

    Saving private Ryan the beach storm scene was funnier than this

    • @SatoshiKong
      @SatoshiKong 5 років тому +17

      Y'know, if you played the Benny Hill theme song over that scene, it *could* actually be pretty funny.

    • @stebsis
      @stebsis 5 років тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/71a0Nx_qWYw/v-deo.html
      This is pretty hilarious

    • @cinematicrealms6265
      @cinematicrealms6265 3 роки тому +1

      That scene is funny without the music

  • @TylerVanCleve
    @TylerVanCleve 5 років тому +8

    Rick Bowman's reaction to those "teenager's" "jokes" was my reaction to the "movie" as a whole

  • @TheShortGirl666
    @TheShortGirl666 6 років тому +208

    13:15 Taking pictures with a dead body? Who do they think they are? Logan Paul?
    (disclaimer: That scandal exploded on the internet literally yesterday at the time of this comment. I just HAD to make a joke while it's fresh.)

    • @Amateur0Visionary
      @Amateur0Visionary 4 роки тому +12

      While it's fresh?
      I see what you Did there.

    • @Batchall_Accepted
      @Batchall_Accepted 4 роки тому +3

      Ah. I was wondering why Ralph didn't make a joke about that

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 3 роки тому

      Strike while the iron is hot!

  • @kohth5027
    @kohth5027 7 років тому +3348

    Who Killed Captain Alex is a better movie than this and it was made with $200

    • @patrickwillis1346
      @patrickwillis1346 7 років тому +258

      E P I C M O V I E

    • @patrickwillis1346
      @patrickwillis1346 7 років тому +260

      D I N O S A U R S

    • @alma3884052
      @alma3884052 7 років тому +276

      It was made with love

    • @1billdorito
      @1billdorito 7 років тому +271

      Roses are Red, Violets are Blue!
      Everyone in Uganda knows Kung-Fu!

    • @crapisforyou
      @crapisforyou 7 років тому +58

      HI YOU ARE READING A UA-cam COMMENT

  • @CharlieB1989
    @CharlieB1989 7 років тому +578

    You don't know a woman can make queefs on her own? Brah.

    • @sulfur7082
      @sulfur7082 7 років тому +32

      Susan Neckebard Impeccable articulation

    • @leejk3926
      @leejk3926 7 років тому +52

      Inconceivable! Inconceivable! Inconceivable! Inconceivable!

    • @carlosmella-rijo3716
      @carlosmella-rijo3716 7 років тому +18

      Leejk is this a Jojo rrerence

    • @milkboi2765
      @milkboi2765 7 років тому +16

      steak man
      I am I Jojo refence?

    • @dracson237
      @dracson237 7 років тому +14

      steak man every word used in rapid succession is a Jojo reference.

  • @DauthEldrvaria
    @DauthEldrvaria Рік тому +2

    “You are not the one who should be saying WTF… We are the ones who should be saying WTF…”
    😂😂😂 Dunno why that makes me crack up everytime.

  • @EmmmaHhhhh
    @EmmmaHhhhh 4 роки тому +71

    Man I remember when Smosh wasn’t a total dumpster fire.
    Before the Every Blank Evers and the shitty sellout movies and shows we had the Video Game Raps and Ian is Bored. The Zelda Rap is still one of my favorite videos of theirs.
    No wonder Anthony left, it’s just not the same anymore.

    • @anzaia2164
      @anzaia2164 4 роки тому +3

      I genuinely like the Pokemon irl videos

    • @dicklessvandyke1115
      @dicklessvandyke1115 3 роки тому +1

      i used to fw Parents Suck every day in middle school. i’m sure if i listened to it now i’d be able to sing it word for word. i didn’t have a smosh themed birthday party for them to sell out the way they did

    • @therealMrA
      @therealMrA 3 роки тому +1

      I knew they changed when they uploaded "I Heart Burgers" which was just a long Carl's Jr. commercial. It was also the first time I didn't laugh once at their video (I was a lot younger obviously). About a year later they started making videos that spun off each other, like with "If Movies Were Real" and its deformed offspring, and the laughs became more and more infrequent. I was totally done with them by 2011

    • @noahmezan2073
      @noahmezan2073 Рік тому +2

      The first couple of every blank ever videos weren’t too bad looking back. When they stared making them every other week is when it went downhill. I haven’t watched their videos in years but I heard that the company went downhill after Anthony left. After he left everyone else started leaving, videos were getting less views, people were unsubscribing, and the parent company that owned smosh went bankrupt but didn’t tell anyone until it was too late. It’s a shame everything ended the way it did

  • @BionicleSaurus
    @BionicleSaurus 6 років тому +629

    Indeed, RedTube is full of quality content. Oh wait, wait... "UA-cam Red"? Oh yeah, yeah that's a big pile of shit.

    • @DonCrafts1
      @DonCrafts1 6 років тому +1

      what the hell, RedTube is porn, my friend said it

    • @ade8296
      @ade8296 6 років тому +2

      Allan Alberts mindfield is actually pretty good and the only reason id pay for yt re

    • @JustNatax3
      @JustNatax3 6 років тому

      Yeah, mind fields is fucking awesome. But the vsauce crew is awesome, so... no surprise.

    • @marafolse8347
      @marafolse8347 3 роки тому +1

      @@DonCrafts1 that was the point my dude

    • @RedRacc
      @RedRacc 2 роки тому +1

      @@DonCrafts1 That was the JOKE

  • @finnsmilezz
    @finnsmilezz 7 років тому +1067

    The Room is better than Smosh, matter of fact The Room is better than anything

  • @h.ar.2937
    @h.ar.2937 5 років тому +8

    "The only point I can give this movie is that it's in focus" lmaooo

  • @jackgainey315
    @jackgainey315 2 роки тому +3

    “probably just sit back and count their youtube moneys” turns out a company literally robbed them of their brand and all of their income are actually the ones sitting back and and count the UA-cam moneys.

  • @thegreatbootleg2190
    @thegreatbootleg2190 7 років тому +204

    Clerks was made by 2 nobodies and was shot from a budget of 27,000 dollars. This was made by a celebrity millionaire comedy duo with a budget of a few million dollars. Just take this in and think about it. Just take a second and think about it.

    • @Werlerfer
      @Werlerfer 7 років тому +2

      The Great Bootleg Want to see something re-re-re-re-re-re ally bad?

    • @halos6180
      @halos6180 7 років тому +1

      Organized Chaos Nooooooo

    • @Werlerfer
      @Werlerfer 7 років тому +1

      Das Legacy Too bad, bitch

    • @halos6180
      @halos6180 7 років тому

      Organized Chaos O

    • @Awesomebaconman123
      @Awesomebaconman123 7 років тому

      The Great Bootleg Too bad Smith's later films have less clever dialogue. His first film will always be my favorite, hopefully Clerks 3 has the style of Clerks 1 but expands and goes beyond. Even have a little star wars conversation about the new episodes

  • @steadie
    @steadie 7 років тому +55

    the transitions on the youtube red scenes were hilarious

  • @Mitch-Cumstein
    @Mitch-Cumstein 6 років тому +13

    5:42 good one chippah

  • @tentacledood5784
    @tentacledood5784 5 років тому +2

    I love your soundtrack choices!

  • @metademetra
    @metademetra 7 років тому +169

    "Screw your roommate proposal"
    He...asked her to move in with him...and she responds by ending the relationship...that is what we call a crazy person.
    Also, if the idea was that the plot was left vague so that the actors can improvise, that CAN work. I mean look at the Genie in Aladdin. Half of what came out of Robin Williams' mouth was improvised (which worked out and made the Genie one of the most recognizable Disney sidekicks). The problem is your actors have gotta be at the top of their game in order to pull that off. Also, you need SOME semblance of a plot in the script.

  • @greaser3069
    @greaser3069 6 років тому +61

    I mean I want my funeral picture to be me in a ghostbusters suit.

    • @legomen1010450
      @legomen1010450 6 років тому +10

      Ayyy Lmfao I want mine to be ralph in a ghostbuster suit

  • @katzkobayashi5640
    @katzkobayashi5640 4 роки тому +6

    That youtube bit honestly made me laugh. Gonna be honest I liked this video.

  • @Xaphannnn
    @Xaphannnn 5 років тому +3

    I really love that Ralph doesn't know what a queef is
    its hilarious

  • @Chice
    @Chice 7 років тому +592

    Hey while we're on the topic of horrible UA-cam Red content.... A review of the series "Foursome" would be amazing, it's actually fucking garbage.
    On the opposite side of the spectrum "Mind Field" by Vsauce if great if you have youtube red

    • @Chice
      @Chice 7 років тому +14

      Turquoise Cheetah true, I only really got it for Vsauce's series, and also to shit on the first episode of Foursome

    • @baab4229
      @baab4229 7 років тому +31

      It's a pity that Vsauce uploads his content to UA-cam Red. I have to get that shit subscription service just for him. And I can't even get a subscription because I'm not from US.

    • @radonbox6569
      @radonbox6569 7 років тому +39

      Chice That logan paul guy makes me unnaturally irritable to the point where I want to punch a hole in the wall

    • @Ehh.....
      @Ehh..... 7 років тому +18

      There's a reddit link with all the episodes of it. Shame that he doesnt have a way to pay him directly tho.

    • @fmccloud
      @fmccloud 7 років тому +4

      Okay, Mind Field is the one show where I actually think about watching based on the title and thumbnail, but I still end up hiding it anyways because it's on UA-cam Red where I can usually tell the show is trash.
      So, it actually might be worth my time? I want my Red views to go to actual good shows.

  • @gurrojos154
    @gurrojos154 7 років тому +327

    Can you review R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet chapters 1 - 33?

  • @marios3202
    @marios3202 Рік тому +3

    Ralph still waiting to know if there was a Chip Chipperson impression in this video. It's been 5 years. I deserve an answer.

  • @reeart3614
    @reeart3614 2 роки тому +1

    I’m just glad T-Pain got a check. Good for him.

  • @crazysiakn2k670
    @crazysiakn2k670 7 років тому +230

    Release the drone

  • @somestingyontheinternet5969
    @somestingyontheinternet5969 7 років тому +1925

    Who Killed Captain Alex is way better than this and it was made with a whopping 200 dollar budget and was made in uganda
    it. wasn't. even. a. release. on. cinemas. nor. youtube.

    • @StriderOwO
      @StriderOwO 7 років тому +177

      some stingy on the internet They used paint as drinks.
      THEY COULDN'T EVEN AFFORD DRINKS AND IT'S STILL BETTER!

    • @FieldMarshalYT
      @FieldMarshalYT 7 років тому +140

      dinosaurs

    • @madmagic228
      @madmagic228 7 років тому +90

      some stingy on the internet THE MOVIE IS ON

    • @KonEl-BlackZero
      @KonEl-BlackZero 7 років тому +117

      ACTION PACKED MOVIE!

    • @ethanquayle9519
      @ethanquayle9519 7 років тому +138

      HE'S THE UGANDAN BRUCE LEE. WE CALL HIM
      BRUCE U

  • @bishamoboshimbo6657
    @bishamoboshimbo6657 2 роки тому

    i could only watch around 10 seconds of this video per day but i can finally say today that i have finished this video after almost 5 years. good stuff ralph.

  • @2BachShakur
    @2BachShakur 3 роки тому +1

    This is a great example of how being a popular UA-camr doesn’t automatically make you an actor.

  • @Weird_but_neat
    @Weird_but_neat 7 років тому +269

    Cmon Ralph we both know you don't write your own skits
    Zack Snyder is obviously the creative genius behind your channel
    Ps why the reupload?

    • @JoaoPedro-sh4st
      @JoaoPedro-sh4st 7 років тому +47

      DoobieDrewbie They copyrighted the video

  • @alexandercolefield9523
    @alexandercolefield9523 7 років тому +10

    "V-sauce has a show, and its actually good, so I have no jokes for it." lol

  • @thecoach3577
    @thecoach3577 2 роки тому +1

    I especially love how he routinely mixes up their names. They deserve it.

  • @AaronBonBarron
    @AaronBonBarron 6 років тому +1

    THANK YOU for the Primer reference! I've been trying to remember what that movie was called for ages!

  • @zakbrandsinc
    @zakbrandsinc 7 років тому +668

    Your statement about queefs is false. A queef may occur even without the penetration of a foreign object/penis.
    Good review though.
    Love,
    The Semen Demon

    • @saturnia3182
      @saturnia3182 6 років тому +137

      Kinky Kermit As someone who has a vagina, I can confirm this is true.
      I was also low key annoyed when he made that statement.

    • @Error0101
      @Error0101 6 років тому +8

      Kinky Kermit
      Your name made me laugh. Good job.

    • @bagelsaredonutswithoutambi7113
      @bagelsaredonutswithoutambi7113 6 років тому +32

      Why did you change your name. You know you can't change perfection

    • @inversiold1751
      @inversiold1751 6 років тому +7

      SpacePariah
      … annoyed?
      Why?

    • @RPanda3S
      @RPanda3S 6 років тому +81

      Inversiol D because a strong, independent woman don't need no man to queef

  • @OblivionFalls
    @OblivionFalls 7 років тому +490

    Smosh was listed as a TV show? I guess we could have a "one letter off TV show" for it then... Smush!
    Premise: Anthony and Ian get run over by a truck. In real life. BEST EPISODE YET!

    • @devinbell4816
      @devinbell4816 7 років тому +55

      Oddly all internet shows are listed under television on IMDB. Even stuff like the Nostalgia Critic.

    • @alpacasmafia9265
      @alpacasmafia9265 7 років тому +41

      Yeah but it seems that the Nostalgia Critic has the budget and effort of a TV Show

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 7 років тому +27

      Das Kinophile ENTP Yeah, I don't understand that at all. Why haven't they added a "web content" category? It's like 15 years overdue.

    • @reptale3921
      @reptale3921 7 років тому +22

      OblivionFall That's pretty edgy.

    • @Antigen__
      @Antigen__ 2 роки тому

      What's your fucking problem dude holy shit

  • @Rainbowthewindsage
    @Rainbowthewindsage 3 роки тому +4

    17:32. Shout out to Fresno (I live there). But honestly I'm surprised that they didn't use the Los Banos city sign, because then they could make an hilarious "potty joke".

  • @DragonSpaghetti
    @DragonSpaghetti 5 років тому +2

    Ralph your acting is 10/10

  • @amandarutledge2939
    @amandarutledge2939 7 років тому +139

    I would love to see a review on Not Cool with Shane Dawson. its already been ripped to shreads, but it's be awesome to see your take on it.

    • @rouka120
      @rouka120 6 років тому +8

      Amanda Rutledge, I still haven't seen it but I saw Smiley and Shane Dawson deserves all the shit he gets.

    • @zeubersandvitch8882
      @zeubersandvitch8882 6 років тому +5

      Amanda Rutledge that movie was totes retar

  • @liawinchester8383
    @liawinchester8383 7 років тому +168

    You should really talk about the movie Monster Truck. I think it would definitely be worth watching your review of the movie.

  • @aydenbonnet9630
    @aydenbonnet9630 3 роки тому +3

    I sincerely hope the Focus puller for ghostmates sees this video

  • @G396
    @G396 3 роки тому +4

    I think we as ralph's fans need to start a campaign so that he can meet zack snyder in person for a full 8hr day.

    • @yikes420
      @yikes420 3 роки тому +3

      They can meet on Turkish airlines

  • @luisgonzalez5482
    @luisgonzalez5482 7 років тому +426

    Ayy Lmao.
    Reupload.
    I dont think UA-cam liked him talking shit about Red.

    • @Elifoxin
      @Elifoxin 7 років тому

      Phantom Dancer why tho

    • @luisgonzalez5482
      @luisgonzalez5482 7 років тому +4

      Cuz UA-cam no like bad publicity.
      OH WAIT-

    • @Gammera2000
      @Gammera2000 7 років тому +9

      Phantom Dancer I think it might have more to do with it using footage from a red series, and unlike the actuql pirate uploads, his footage isn't put through filters to decive the copyright bots.

    • @Chris-oe6xz
      @Chris-oe6xz 7 років тому

      yasuo loves you

    • @luisgonzalez5482
      @luisgonzalez5482 7 років тому

      Matthew Pollitt I know. heh.

  • @Awuga
    @Awuga 7 років тому +13

    The part with the teacher made me genuinely sad for him, probably the best piece of acting in the movie

    • @StevieMack
      @StevieMack 2 роки тому +5

      @justin Thank you ♥️💯

  • @elimgarak4667
    @elimgarak4667 4 роки тому

    Pi is a masterpiece and Mr. Robot, nice shout outs. And good review my dude.

  • @Tenchigo100
    @Tenchigo100 6 років тому +3

    What's worse is that the tie would fall with Ian seeing how he's an entire human body against a stupid tie that can easily slide down along the fucking seams.

  • @swampyswamperton6536
    @swampyswamperton6536 7 років тому +379

    Did someone say... *Mystery Diners?*

    • @BriannaBow
      @BriannaBow 6 років тому +25

      Swampy Swamperton release the drone!

    • @charlesstilesmysterydiners5475
      @charlesstilesmysterydiners5475 6 років тому +45

      Hi, my names Charles Stiles, I’m with a company called Mystery Diners.

    • @susanlittlejohn4988
      @susanlittlejohn4988 6 років тому +4

      chessys chese challenge

    • @fdr45
      @fdr45 5 років тому +4

      Swampy Swamperton WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!

    • @Sammy_Jankis
      @Sammy_Jankis 5 років тому

      Swampy Swamperton Turn up the heat Hollie

  • @12345BarrySanders
    @12345BarrySanders 7 років тому +594

    Why was Ralph saying Children of Sparrow when it was called Children of Sorrow?

    • @Renogade
      @Renogade 7 років тому +13

      ICR1 EVREITIEM haha

    • @NagisaLvsYou
      @NagisaLvsYou 7 років тому +43

      Seth Rollins' Legs he correct that on his twitter

    • @crematedpapa8521
      @crematedpapa8521 7 років тому +79

      He lied

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 6 років тому +5

      Because he didn't want to talk about that one time Johnny Depp jacked a sparrow.

    • @Krackerjax
      @Krackerjax 6 років тому

      because its funny

  • @aetherbunny77
    @aetherbunny77 4 роки тому +4

    2:52 he got no milk for his froot loops

  • @stateoffearpodcast7504
    @stateoffearpodcast7504 3 роки тому +4

    Ralph explaining a queef was the best thing i've seen all day

  • @DityDan
    @DityDan 7 років тому +256

    Do you think Derpy is Ralph's ghostmate?

    • @CM-bl7dy
      @CM-bl7dy 7 років тому +2

      Dity Dan MUFFINS!

    • @Donejail
      @Donejail 7 років тому +3

      UA-cam is

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 7 років тому +12

      Charle Stiles seems like the better option.

    • @listenersnotes3347
      @listenersnotes3347 7 років тому +7

      Are you Shaq?

    • @bjorksarmpits148
      @bjorksarmpits148 7 років тому +1

      Dity Dan no, it's a Taiwanese child sex slave

  • @Tonysoprano15
    @Tonysoprano15 7 років тому +347

    Please don't explain how a queef works again

    • @mintycactus9205
      @mintycactus9205 5 років тому +41

      I think it was the worst version I've ever heard. All wrong

    • @testaccount9515
      @testaccount9515 5 років тому +15

      @@mintycactus9205 Not surprising that Ralp isn't a sexpert

    • @Psoriasism
      @Psoriasism 5 років тому +31

      @testaccount Ralph crushes mad puss now ffs

    • @OhElvira
      @OhElvira 5 років тому +8

      How does Ralph not know what a queef is?

    • @Psoriasism
      @Psoriasism 5 років тому +29

      OhElvira Queefs are typically associated with expulsion of air during coitus, so y’all need to respect Ralph’s knowledge of puss

  • @greenchickenfries
    @greenchickenfries 4 роки тому +1

    You make excellent content!

  • @bostontowny4life744
    @bostontowny4life744 4 роки тому +2

    Ralph should have an entire channel made up of 1000 videos of him explaining how queefs happen.

  • @malyck
    @malyck 7 років тому +80

    Dude I remember subscribing to you last year when you had like 20-50k subs. You grew fast my Fellow Jew ❤️🔥

  • @Hugo-tv6mb
    @Hugo-tv6mb 7 років тому +12

    10 cameras have been setup in Smosh apartment, 6 cameras have been setup in a paralel universe, 60 cameras have been setup in the slippery floor, 450 cameras have been setup in the dro-RELEASE THE DRONE

  • @CuteSkyler
    @CuteSkyler 5 років тому +68

    Smosh: 22 milion subscribers - Avg. Video Views: 1.000.000
    Ralph: 500k subscribers - Avg. Video Views: 1.000.000
    Smosh is relevant af

    • @themysteriouscatperson9483
      @themysteriouscatperson9483 4 роки тому +3

      Nobody said they weren't relevant, plus they've had 22 subs for like 5 years. Just because someone isn't as popular, doesn't mean that they can't criticise

    • @nerdingouttillfebruary866
      @nerdingouttillfebruary866 4 роки тому +4

      @@themysteriouscatperson9483 I think OP meant that even with 22 million subscribers, they only get a million or so views, while Ralph gets the same with even lesser subscribers. So, maybe Smosh isn't as relevant anymore. Also, no point was made as to whether someone can or cannot criticize others.

    • @themysteriouscatperson9483
      @themysteriouscatperson9483 4 роки тому

      Nerding out Till February
      No, they said that smosh were relevant “af”, which means that smosh are definitely relevant, maybe op should have phrased it differently, like “smosh are irrelevant af”

    • @exo_3963
      @exo_3963 4 роки тому +3

      @@themysteriouscatperson9483 maybe OP was using sarcasm

    • @themysteriouscatperson9483
      @themysteriouscatperson9483 4 роки тому +2

      Omega Alpha Hydra
      Maybe, just the way he wrote it out makes it seem the opposite, remember, you can’t hear a tone of voice threw writing

  • @SilvesterBathroomStallone
    @SilvesterBathroomStallone 5 років тому

    Even though this is a bit old, I will forever appreciate the H.A.L. homage.

  • @qwertyq4073
    @qwertyq4073 7 років тому +72

    I owe you my life father

  • @user-vv7bu2le4q
    @user-vv7bu2le4q 7 років тому +35

    so this is why anthony left smosh

  • @masterman1001
    @masterman1001 6 років тому

    That's a noiiice cornetto trilogy shirt, mister Themoviemaker!

  • @antihinduismisbased
    @antihinduismisbased 5 років тому

    Digital Versicolor being played in the background really made my day.

  • @BowandArrowful
    @BowandArrowful 7 років тому +680

    I loved Smosh when I was in middle school, and I still like their older sketches now. But no wonder their new videos are shit. They have almost no creative control anymore. Also I turned 18 today, so I should probably just stop watching them anyway and stick with more coherent content. Like ralphthemoviemaker

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 7 років тому +13

      Yeah, this was difficult to get through. My god, there isn't a single joke that they don't waste a minute and a half explaining. And to allow talentless assholes write all of their sketches, as well as go along with this eye-gougingly unfunny shit, then they're just as much to blame as the hack writers.

    • @hexonxonx
      @hexonxonx 7 років тому +6

      It's not because they have no creative control, it's literally just because you grew out of that humor. Stop making it seem like more than it is lol.

    • @Tea_Noire
      @Tea_Noire 7 років тому +24

      austin It might be a little bit of both. I watched their old, old skits about a month ago (one of their very first videos, back when they filmed with cameras that could only support 360p) and it actually got a chuckle out of me. Their newer stuff doesn't even make me smile.

    • @remixtheidiot5771
      @remixtheidiot5771 7 років тому

      Robert Tilden i cant believe my 12 year olf cousin still likes smosh's shit.

    • @rukardio9491
      @rukardio9491 7 років тому +4

      Robert Tilden your not wrong there older stuff was way better and the stuff that made them special is pretty much gone, I still watch their content and half the time I barely laugh but in their older content I would start crying from how funny it was but not anymore

  • @GryphonWyng
    @GryphonWyng 7 років тому +115

    13:36
    Oh shit
    they got T.

    • @gwagee6890
      @gwagee6890 7 років тому +9

      _* T H E Y G O T T*_

    • @joshuabell7761
      @joshuabell7761 6 років тому +6

      They said it was gonna be an easy job.

    • @Jonboi-jh3xc
      @Jonboi-jh3xc 6 років тому +2

      Joshua Bell Well it ain't no easy grab

    • @thesaltmerchant4564
      @thesaltmerchant4564 6 років тому +1

      Top ten underrated comments, you won't believe number T!!!

  • @Yourmomshouse32
    @Yourmomshouse32 2 роки тому

    thanks for the chip chipperson shout out i loved it

  • @nickmorten1755
    @nickmorten1755 6 років тому +1

    'then wire' actually made me laugh out of pure desperation

  • @joshuapeter-manickam2452
    @joshuapeter-manickam2452 7 років тому +51

    Ralph love that Simon Pegg shirt. Such a great three movies.

  • @bentyszka9931
    @bentyszka9931 7 років тому +5

    The rick bowman "joke" just made me want to give that poor soul a hug. He was the best actor in the whole movie probably, it was legitimately saddening when he spoke.

  • @bigz4829
    @bigz4829 5 років тому +6

    This movie makes so much more sense when you realize they sold all creative rights for SMOSH years before the first one came out.
    Also, did Ralph just sell out?

  • @kenzieadair
    @kenzieadair 5 років тому +1

    I freaking love your cornetto trilogy shirt