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Before you make a movie, ask yourself:
Is it Clever?
Is it Humorous?
Is it Inspirational?
Is it Perfect?
Is it Smart?
Chips is all of this and more, and every movie should strive to be like Chips.
Stephen Brown everything is cheap
Stephen Brown chip day that is
Is it Chips?
What's the difference between clever and smart?
Fatter Platter clever means quick-thinking, witty, often humerous in an intelligant way.
CHIPS!?!? OH BOY
P.S. Alexandra Daddario is, like, the most beautiful woman alive
oh boy indeed
what about holly from charles stiles mystery diners
I want so her daddarios...TONIGHT !
Notice me papa
Quinton Reviews personally, she comes in third to Becky G and Natalie Dormer, but you're definitely on the right track
"And the safety net I found was CHiPS" what a fucking bonkers quote.
Michael Peña looks so uncomfortable and pained in that interview I can just see the "it's for the paycheck" on his defeated face
Claire Carter Yeah cuz he can actually be pretty good in certain roles
@@galleryofrogues he was really good in sniper with Marky Mark
His best role was in Crash, he was one of the few good parts of that bad movie. I miss him doing serious roles.
Defeted face lmfao thanks for that
He was great in End of Watch.
Michael Peña looks like Angry Joe.
Hey now. Michael isn't that fat.
Dr Shaym they both get women
Peña makes better movie reviews
Trump Jr Jr that use them for their money
Dr Shaym holy shit you're right
I hope you're happy with yourself you just funded the sequel with those blu ray purchases.
Why wouldn't he want a sequel to the greatest film ever made?
Hey,the dead cruiser. Nice.
what, the $18 in empty blu ray cases? i doubt that'll do much
I saw Erik Estrada a couple months ago and he told me that more people ask him about starring in my Cool Cat movies opposed to every other film he's done, and he seemed a bit mad about it. I told him it's all good and be happy! There He Is!!
How has nobody found this comment?
what the fuck
how does this only have 72 likes
DADDY DEREK
I pirate all the Cool Cat movies. Dirty Dog for life!
12:35
I just noticed that Ralph actually got food from that Torpasta place promoted by Charles Styles. Very attractive, indeed.
I believe you mean Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners
All $25 million was how much money it took to get women to pretend to find Michael Peña attractive
Dude like a burnt casserole
@@ciaoperative3074 He doesn't look that awful but he's not Calvin Klein or Captain America material.
Michael Peña and Dax Shepherd. I don't know how the hell he got Veronica Mars.
@@anikmonette2140 or thor😁
The 25 million went to buying 300 chevys
Charles
Hstiles
Imystery
Pdiners
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Coincidence? I think NOT
Justin Hogsett Lmao
*D A N G I T!*
Deadass spit out my tea
CHarles stIles myPstery dSiners
All the ladies want that Michael Peñis.
BOOOOOOOOO!!!
Of course that one dumbass in the comments said this...
Psykomanteum Don’t worry, he’s the obligatory take the joke too seriously guy
Colada that is
Says Michael Peña to himself in the mirror everyday
CHiPs (budget: $25 million) that’s equivalent to the budgets of Terminator ($6 mill) + Star Wars a New Hope ($11mill) + American Graffiti ($5mill) + Monty Python and The Holy Grail ($2mill) + Night of The Living Dead ($1mill).
*with inflation already adjusted for.
CHiPs a throw away comedy film that was forgotten with in a year versus a handful of the greatest sci-fi, horror, comedy, drama films made over the course of the last 50 years.
Really illustrates the importance of talented and creative individuals have in a films quality and success.
...this comment is underappreciated
I think the budget mainly had to do with acquiring the rights for some of the motorcycle footage in the film.
agree.
WHY THEY MAKE THIS MOVIE?!?!? That money coukd have been given to mr beast
Eh, I get your point. But you do have to factor in inflation
"Hey guys it's me Ralphthemoviemaker, I'm on my spaceship right now, exploring the universe trying to find the joke"
Zebraxazz #999 I need a green screen of that
that made me laugh kms
Yeah, did she eat yours?
Best joke in the video tbh
Zebraxazz #999 Even Ralph's unfunny jokes are funnier! Yeah, I laughed at that horribly drawn skit where executives have a meeting and someone is pulling out his dick, suck it and then throw it across the screen... Well, I think that happened anyway and that it wasn't some batshit dream of mine! 😁
Can we all appreciate the fact that Ralph bought a dozen copies of Chips for the sole purpose of this video?
*30 copies*
Yes. Yes we can appreciate that.
ralphthemoviemaker How much did you pay for *CHIPS* ?
Varinder Bhandal That is what I call dedication. Ralph is a quality guy, I tell you that much.
On Blu-Ray as well.
Dax Shepard is the nickleback of comedy
What, underrated?
Insult to nickelback
Is that why he wears that wig?
@Sweet Tooth from Twisted Metal I thought he was the crack-addicted version of the dude from Scrubs.
Isn’t he slamming Kristen Bell? Jammy fucking goof.
"There's got to be a safety net"
Bratz, Garbage Pail Kids, Transformers,and Jem and the Holograms were thrown under the bus from that logic
Well, Transformers is a pretty good safety net.
I wait for there to one day be a Chips crossover with CHARLES STILES: MYSTERY DINERS where they have to rescue T but it ain't no easy grab and the ghost of Yankee Jim possesses Zack Snyder and they all become the sauce.
That will never happen because we don't deserve such a masterpiece
Directed by Marc Webb
We placed hidden cameras in his boots and on the inside of his helmet
Oh, hi Marc.
PicotheSpicyWarlord that would be so... beautifulllll!!!
*Sheds a single manly tear*
How many times do we think the Amazon guy packaging this together had to look at what he was packing. Just to make sure he wasn't going mad.
TheCulturalBomb I don’t think he actually ordered those, I think he printed out the dvd labels and just slipped them in the bluray packaging
@@paigewheeler2810 precisely what he did
Best part of this is that Ralph went from calling him “Michael Pena” (Michael Shame) to “Michael Piña” (Michael Pineapple)
the spaceship gag you did, lasting a whopping 15 seconds, was funnier than any joke in the entire movie.
3:46 *Dere he is!!!*
iG L3GiT that kid kicked sand in Cool Cats face!!
*"Ｄｉｄ ｙｏｕ ｓｅｅ ｔｈａｔ？ Ｔｈａｔ ｋｉｄ ｋｉｃｋｅｄ ｓａｎｄ ｉｎ Ｃｏｏｌ Ｃａｔ＇ｓ ｆａｃｅ！"*
The best actor are Erik Estrada's teeth again
you forgot 11:56. DERE HE IS
And Maria is crying
Come on baby let's go grammy snub
This movie is more unintentionally gay than Nightmare on Elm Street 2
Lmao I read this right when they were bumping there junk together in the locker room 😂😂
But nightmare on elm street 2 is INTENTIONALLY gay
But Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge is way better.
Such a wacky accident when they set a scene at the gay SnM club
I'm really shocked you didn't mention that appalling, clearly added in post-production, chewing sound when he was eating the pills. Who chews pills like that? Who chews pain pills at all? Why couldn't they make it sound realistic and not like they clearly added it in after? So many questions....this movie is a mess.
Rose S chewing a pain pill would taste so nasty you would spit it out. No one does that shit it makes no sense lol
Rose S I literally read that comment during that scene
If you're listening on decent speakers or any kind of headphones, you can hear a brief sound pop when the ADR track ends. Holy shit it's bad.
some pain pills have an extended release coat on them, and if you chew them, they kick in faster. not sure if that was their intention, but, maybe?
I've chewed pain pills several times, actually. Then again, I'm a degenerate, lol.
On this episode of "ralph gets alcohol poisoning"...
Chips is to Ralph like Knack 2 is to Dunkey
freedun KNACK 2 BABYYYYY
freedun Knack 2? Dunkey? What are you talking about?
game of da year babyeeeeee
ADP1998 videogamedunkey. Look it up
But what about Super Mario Bros 2?
Wasn’t Erik Estrada in Cool Cat Saves the Kids???!!!!
eyriene yeah I don’t know what the fuckvykdkslmasooskwjf
Top 10 Anime Crossovers
eyriene there he was
eyriene THERE HE IS!
And Sealab 2021, AKA Prototype Archer
Chips is the single most intellectual and sophisticated movie of all time. Forget Rick and Morty, THIS is what REAL smart people watch.
Get over the rick and morty stereotypes and try thinking of just one thing, yourself.
Alexander Schoen My low-iq libtard mind can’t comprehend your comment
I HOPE this comment is a joke.
But smart people watch futurama and libtards watch rick and morty
Extremely intelligent people watch xavier renegade angel
This is literally the next 2001. Not only were the critics wrong but this is actually the greatest movie of all time. It’s impossible to enjoy any movie after witnessing this as it’s way to smart for us.. There is nothing that surpasses chips. People thrive to make movies even remotely as good as this stunning masterpiece.
sarcasm overload
This movie is what Quentin Tarantino was trying to accomplish all these years.
Elijah Loves Movies I laughed so hard I snotted
strive*
Elijah Loves Movies 2001: A Space Travesty
Missed an opportunity for when Erik Estrada showed up you could have played the Cool Cat clip where Erik Estrada goes "dere he is!"
Trite That kid kicked sand in Cool Cats face.
I'll never forgive Ralph for missing that opportunity
Trite I feel like that’s YMS/Adam’s thing more than it is Ralph’s
Tanatat Knight DERE HE IS
“Good work, Dax Shepherd.”
“Thank you, Dax Shepherd.”
You said "Pena" instead of "Peña" which is funny because "pena" means "shame" in spanish which is... extremely fitting 🤔
Prob la ley because in English the ñ isn’t in the alphabet
@@BonneFox314 no pena means shame too
@@BonneFox314 "que pena" in english translates to "what a shame". So really "pena" is anything that upsets.
doesnt pena mean embarrassment or to be shy? "yo tengo pena" would be "im nervous"
ok nvm saw the other replies it depends alot on context
"I'm Ralph's sugar daddy" is the best patron
i'm sure sugar, and daddy is involved, yes...
I BET RALPH EATS ASS
1. Nudity
2. Chevy
3. Chase
Devin Holmgren so basically, We watched a Nude Chevy Chase porno?
Devin Holmgren Gravy
Nude Chevy Chase
The Chips DVD’s that he bought was the total amount they made in the box office 🤣
He bought Blu-Rays. But still, excellent point.
The slow descent of Ralph into alcoholism - the video essay.
Also Ralph you are hot.
Ralph's a cutie patootie
Mood
Yuh
I’m trying to figure out if he really purchased 40 copies of CHiPs or if he altered that many dvd cases.
Buying one copy is a crime
Colorclash ̇ Alex bought like 10 copies of “the little panda fighter” However, he bought it for the sole reason that he didn’t want stupid parents or grandparents being fooled into buying it
Cyrsclin by the time he would have gotten home he would have tht money back back he’d got a big fanbase n loads of YT moneyyy
Umm those werent the movie they were the original show from the 80s
yungdeeno beats he’s only got 526k subs. He makes a decent bit but not as much as you would think.
It's only bad because the studio tampered with Dax's vision
#ReleaseTheShepardCut
Still better than the Last Jedi
TJ Hastie #releasethedrone
+MrJohnlennon007 fuck off
MrJohnlennon007 dude no one cares it's chips day not star wars day
Elisa Castro Because it's Chips' time to shine god dammit.
The fact Erik Estrada is being recognized more from Cool Cat than Chips nowadays says a lot about the internet.
And S O C I E T Y
They said it was just gonna be an easy bag.
Well it ain’t no easy bag they got chips
that pill sound effect scene tho lmao
go nuts *CRONCH*
I always chew my meds, especially the ones where the instructions tells you specifically to NOT DO THAT! 😄
I can't get over it. 😂 The pill crunching sound is literally louder then the human voices, HOW?
Ralph has a fucking drinking problem if he wasn't expecting that much nudity, chevy promotion, chase scenes.
LuckIsImpossible Chevy chase
I wish I could have been drinking like that too, I'm jealous
There's a reason he only had 3 rules, most drinking games have more.
That's what I originally thought he meant, so I was like oh no Chevy Chase is in this? lol
Dannielle Laws Chevy Chase is great what are you on about.
Dax looks like a melted Ken doll
Dax Shepard out here actin like he's Lin Manuel Miranda, Writing directing, and staring in this trash.
He out here like he's as good as Lin and it's like...
Have you seen this shit?!
Ralph, CHiPs is just too smart for you. Dax Shepard and Michael Pena's long and unnecessary improv bits are actually clever statements on modern politics. It's a shame that the movie is just too complex and fascinating for your brain to handle.
Doesn't make it funny or good.
It's like why "The Matrix" is good. Cause it's SYMBOLIC AND MEANS STUFF!!!!
R/wooooosh
I dunno if it says anything clever on modern politics, but it says an awful lot on modern comedies...
@@CineMasterDamian nah the Matrix is good cause it has kick ass special effects (for the time), dope choreographed fighting scenes and a cool and at the time unique story. Living in a simulation wasn't done to death back then.
We have slowly watched Ralph go insane, and we have done nothing.
He is to far gone we have to put him down
We have to unite.
#saveRalph
Why should we?
Panda pilot We're the real monsters here.
Panda pilot Well, some of us made some really bad recommendations...
when you said 'if you're zoning out' I had literally just started zoning out hahahaha
You know your movie is bad when it does that to people watching it
3:46 THAT KID KICKED SAND IN COOL CAT'S FACE!
Oh man this is gonna be tasty
roflcopterpilot wanna hug it out?
well then
everyone hug eachother
Wow, it makes me happy that you watch his videos
Hey, its Erik Estrada, from award winning classic Cool Cat Saves the Kids. THERE HE IS!!!
samcopus1 still the greatest line in cinematic history
I've watched this video multiple times and just now I notice that the picture at 12:36 is of Ralph eating a Torpasta.
Imagine being the delivery guy having to deliver several dozen copies of CHiPs to Ralph’s house
In a normal society, everyday would be Chips day but thanks to Trumps position on foreign policy, we can’t have that.
A Y E L M A O ???
Daniel commonly mistaken for Nathaniel.
A funny, relevant one at that. Trust me, there are a lot of overused trump jokes not relevant to the video they're posted on.
Daniel commonly mistaken for Nathaniel. I thought it was kinda funny but I'm also a degenerate so idk whatever
carlos rivas The joke itself doesn't make any sense. AND THAT'S THE POINT.
Sure you can disagree on whether or not it was funny, but that's besides the point.
It's not a very clear statement on anything, it's supposed to be.
carlos rivas It was a fucking joke lmao
"How many chevys can we buy with 25M dollars?
The original show cute for it's time. I watched it when I was a kid and Eric Estrada was actually really good looking as Punch.
Owen Wilson, and john Leguizamo. Would have been my choice
If this was 2005, definitely.
I prefer Oliver Hardy and Stan Laurel.
@@posthumano8679 holy shit that'd be a cool remake
Owen Wilson already did Starsky and Hutch which is basically the same stupid thing.
@@munkyzzb7504 At least Owen Wilson is a good actor (Sometimes)
Erik Estrada had a cameo as a cop in Drake & Josh.
Mr. Bump 2.0 THEY TRIED TO WARN US
Sealab 2021
Oh my god the picture of Ralph eating the sandwich at 12:34 . . . the bag says Torpasta! One of the restaurants from his Mystery Diners review?! I honestly don't know why but I got a good laugh when I noticed that.
Why did he go to Torpasta™? He should go for a Torpatty™ or a Torpedo™?
@@dr.nosborn6330 Because the Torpatty™ ripped off the Torpasta™ creation.
The Ralphthemoviemaker Cinematic Universe
It’s crazy to look back now that scoob was released
Did Dax Shepard Direct that piece of shit?
"Knock-knock"
"WHo's there?"
"Erik Estrada"
"Erik Estrada who?"
"Erik Estrada from CHIPs"
Also why are you drinking to Chevy Chase Nudity ?
THEY GOT T
They got h
THEY GOT LAY-Z!!
Release the drone
DANG IT!!!
It was no easy grab
Didn't this movie win like 5 Oscars last year? Besides Charles Stiles: Mystery Diners: The Movie?
Yes but it was nominated for 15
if your cat is black, well of course
ffejpsycho HAHAA
It was criminal it didn't win a single thing! I was in awe when the scene of the drone happened. Charles said "Release the drone" and I was like...
"How did they do that?"
I was disappointed when the SuperMarioLogan Movie got snubbed though
3:46
*DERE HE ISSSSS*
_THAT KID KICKED SAND IN COOL CAT'S FACE_
This is one of my personal favourite videos on UA-cam, I rewatch it constantly.
There was a kid on my bus talking about this movie, and these were his exact words, "chips sucked, no wonder it got an r rating."
It's time to make Eric and Dylan proud
Iphoneadditions Smart boy.
What does that even mean??
Dark Arts Dabbler I guess he thought that the "R" stands for "Retarded"
Dark Arts Dabbler It might be a joke about “sucks.”
Wow Ralph, I would have you inside me in an instant! You're so confident and have such a big audience!
Balile wot in tarnation
I’m with I Am Everything
Thirsty in heat. Send him photos and ya never know!?
Dax Sheppard was really good at playing himself in Idiocracy.
When you hear about the budgets of so many films I refuse to believe they all were hilariously incompetent with their budgets, vs you know people embezzling the money.
I paused Chips for this.
Matt S. But it ain't an easy grab, they got T!?!?
R e l e a s e t h e *CHIPS*
ProDucktions the camera has been placed in the Iraqi food court
3 cameras have been placed in the Chevy Malibu
"That safety net was ChiPS"
Holy fuck that's comedy gold right there lolol I'm losing it everytime I think about it, how the hell does he..... it's almost incredible....
That CG blood couldn't have been in the movie. That looks worse than my grade 11 film project.
Bro I saw that scene to,my little cousin can even do a better job with blood effects with ketchup or something then that $3 effects
Honestly, that shit was appalling...
After watching chips, I've seen the highest level of comedy you can go. No other movie is funny to me in the slightest, I've become desensitized to all other attempts at making me laugh. It's a blessing and a curse
Dere he is
Why are those 15 year olds drinking!?
D:
akalink77 he is like 22.
He goes to film college
a pretentious douchebag that's the joke.
*College
You’re both wrong, it’s coolledge.
Sneak Peek If you are Turkish and your last name is Kunt it's actually a thing to be proud of... 😊
What I love about your skits is that they remind me of old school youtube for some reason, like 2007-2009 UA-cam
My favourite part is when Ralph gets drunk and turns into a little teapot
_Notes from the brain-storming desk of the marketing boys:_
Chip happens ✓
The Chip hits the fan
I ain't got time for this Chip
Holy Chips
We're in deep Chips now
It's time to get your Chips together
You're Chips out of luck
It's time to lose your Chips
This movie is a piece of Chips
I need to find a bathroom before I Chips my pants
I left Chips in the toilet, so I gotta flush it
Oh Chip, did you just Chip in your hands, and then take out your Peña, and rub that filthy Chip all over your Peña? Jesus, why would you do Dax? Dax just gross! There's something seriously wrong with you!! Chips, man!!
Michael Peña and Dax Shepard star in "SHiT". Coming soon
What the Chip was that?
atomicdancer This deserves more likes.
Last one is the most appropriate
Get your chip together man
This comment is a load of bull chip
Ralph needs to do more rap covers immediately
Yep. Perfectly off beat and everything.
Ralph >>>>> Kendrick
The bars he drops are golden mann
Good going Ralph you just funded the sequel
"I need a safety net." -Dax Shepard, man.
ralphthemoviemaker? More like ralphthefuturealcoholic
more like ralphthecurrentalcoholic
You guessed right
RedletterRalph
I had a brainfart for a fat second and read that as the futu real coholic
Take a shot every time he says “CHiPS”...
YourAverage Derp That would be a great idea... If I wanted to die! XD
You'd probably end up looking like your profile picture
Eat my dust
Well Ralph, Scoob was also a flop.
If only I remembered this comment when the movie came out. Guess you weren't wrong after all.
I watched this movie a few years ago and don’t even remember it at all except for the ass eating scene
leaked script of chips 2:
they got *chips* it ain't no easy *chips* got a lot of *chips* tryna drain me of my *chips*
Release the drones
@@fransandersson4717 release the CHIPS
I think I’m in love with this man.
I am, (I'm also a girl, hit me up ralph)
Also, yes, I do get wet watching your videos (like fr)
Professional Napper2 Lol wut.
Bella Tronx he's beautiful
It amazes me that at least one of those dislikes has to come from a living, breathing human being that disliked the review because they're a genuine fan of Chips.
I saw it on TV and enjoyed it enough. So sue me 😵💫
thank you for recommending hot fuzz it was awesome
Wait a fucking minute.
The original CHiPS had Erik Estrada?
As in, "That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face!" Erik Estrada?
10/10 best show ever.
CHIPs is a cinematic masterpiece, far superior to Citizen Kane, Casablanca or any other films put on that level. I love the charisma displayed by the actors, the clever writing. Nothing has ever been so good!
Timmy agreed. The movie was just too smart for Ralph.
Madder Max As much as I love CHIPs, Cool Cat is just better. It’s essentially the perfecting of a modern American Myth. As Great a director as Daddy Derek is, he can never again create anything as perfect in every way.
To be fair you need a fairly high IQ to understand CHIPs.
TheUltimateSucc True.
Ti My Everyone’s eating everyone’s ass now.
Ralph is now responsible for 50% of all Blu-ray sales for CHiPs
This gives Chevy Chase a whole new meaning.
Came here for the laughs, leaving inspired, with my chest swollen with joy from hearing Ralph's spot on cover of "California Love" Deuces Sepe.
*sees Erik Estrada*
DER HE IS!
Shayne quin *Bully kicks sand*
THAT KID KICKED SAND IN COOL CAT'S FACE!
I can't believe so much time has passed since Cool Cat was a thing.
Cool Cat never stopped being a thing. He’s just biding his time until we let our guard down enough for him to strike again.
Why does Dax Shepherd insist on wearing that late 90s Meg Ryan wig?
This makes no sense: couldn't he just bring him his meds instead of carrying his naked body?😐
true 🤔 havent seen the movie though so maybe there is some explanation
He needed to be in cold water in the tub or some shit IIRC
What are you talkin’ ‘bout Ralph? You have all us lady-viewers creaming
Fr 😍
dont forget about the guys
I think he’s super cute but I think he’s half my age. So I never say that out loud.
Boobalopbop don't think that would stop Ralph
@@Boobalopbop Okay but same
17:18 *That* *.* *Sound* *.* *Effect* *.*
Isn't it well mixed!?
Amazing ADR from an Amazing movie.
Sure sounds like a $20,000,000 movie to me!
Heitor Mello garbage foley
My dad saw like a short preview and said "I'd like to see this" and then he saw the rating and his reaction was basically "oh"
Yeahh this wins the reward for the best outro ever