Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners. Don't worry about losing 100k subs Ralph, I've set up 73 cameras in your bedroom, 31 cameras in the kitchen, 69 cameras in the living room, and 12 cameras in the basement. If the bye bye man tries to get anywhere near you I'll release the drone on him.
Don't say it, don't think it. *MY NAME IS CHARLES STILES, I"M WITH A COMPANY CALLED MYSTERY DINERS.* Don't say it, don't think it! *SUM SHUSH CONCERNS ABOUT THE POETRY JAM NIGHT.* DON'T SAY IT, DON'T THINK IT!! *RELEASE THE DRONE.*
It was a pretty good American accent, I understand why it's hard because it can be kinda ambiguous and American accents are quite plain. But it's the directors fault not the actors for not being able to do an American accent, they should've recast and gotten an American actor.
Worm They didn’t even need to recast them. Just let them do their natural voice. It wouldn’t have been as distracting if at all than doing what they did in the movie which is giving them fake American accents.
'The monster is so scary, it will change to be whatever YOU the viewer find scary, so it's like a million monsters in one! I don't think another movie has ever had a monster like that.'
like 44 ninjas or ya know .... “ Pennywise” pretty sure that is his actual definition of what he does to scare people and she says it with so much fucking pride F her.
He might like fish too..according to the wallpaper at 6:10 hahaha Rewatching this how the fuck did I miss that the first time hahaha??? I mean he zooms in on it but I just saw the fisherman and a fish with bubbles, I didn't notice he was BLOWING the fisherman hahahah
No matter how many times I watch this review, that sentence always pisses me off. It sounds like she was trying to be so deep and profound and she just came across as pretentious and obnoxious. >.>
Brittany Rose My sentiment exactly! Good Lord, some people are afraid of shit that would never cross my mind, someone once admit to me that she was scared of her toilet overflowing, that it was a horrible thought for her! So how exactly that woman thought she was being clear or going anywhere with that, I do not know!
BK Vids usually, there's at least something a little enjoyable about terrible movies. It's when they aren't aware that people won't be as proud of their work that makes it annoying. Even for all of the shit M. Night gets, he still makes movies that are watchable.
The Bye Bye Man is actually just a promotion movie of the upcoming game Mega Man 11, where it takes a completely different turn as Mega Man helps Ralph while taking on not Dr Wily, but Charles Stiles and eventually fighting at his base, the Mystery Diner.
Tommy Hawn "..more enjoyable than this movie." What are you talking about? The Bye Bye Man is enjoyable. As a comedy. The scenes that Ralph showed uninterrupted made me burst into laughter several times.
Forgetting everything else wrong with this, my biggest issue is the fact it's called The Bye Bye Man and that's the villain's/monster's name. It's so stupid and the fact everyone in this film takes it seriously is hilarious. Also, isn't repeating "Don't say it, don't think it", technically thinking about it?
I think it's supposed to be like those movies where someone says the monster's name in the mirror, but it's scarier because it's hard not to think about something.
My issue is, “do you have to know who the bye bye man is for him to go after you?” Because just the phrase “bye bye, man” isn’t like some eldritch, no human pronunciation style phrase.
So if I say, "Bye Bye, man" to my brother, does it count as me being marked for insanity and death by The Bye Bye Man? Or do you have to say, "The Bye Bye Man", completely within the context of that being his name? What if my friend says "bye bye" a lot and to make fun of him we call him "The Bye Bye Man"? Do we have to run across evidence of the Bye Bye Man's existence, or does he just freak out anytime someone uses that phrase because he dislikes it that much? Does he just hate the fact he got stuck with that stupid-ass nickname? Frankly, yeah, I guess I don't blame him.
"I'm scared of terrible things happening" .........so are most people😶why does she say it like it's a really specific fear instead of something that's pretty universal
Abishek Preetham Don’t say it, don’t think it Don’t say it,don’t think it Don’t say it, don’t think it Don’t say it,don’t think it Don’t say it, don’t think it They got T
I hate the bye bye man because it's such an interesting concept: a being that grows more powerful the more you think about it. The execution is atrocious.
ShpeeCrabMeat exactly. The BBM is pretty much a tulpa, and tulpa lore is extremely interesting. A movie concerning a tulpa that is brought into life and only grows more from the fear, that would be awesome. But this is garbage.
Sad thing is, Marble Hornets did this concept better, even with a few alterations. It's kind of sad when a web series made by college students is better at executing this sort of concept than a multi-million dollar production.
that thing that came out of the crawl space legitimately scared me for a second... but it was 100% because i had no fucking clue what it's supposed to be
well, i know that... but when i first saw it it looked so un-real that it scared me a little. Seriously, take another look at that scene and tell me that that thing looks anything like a dog Edit: in fact when i saw it, i thought ralph had edited in as a joke
WadeWins i thought it was a piece of meat, until i saw it again, i didn't notice it when he was again when it was in the overexposed house with the bye bye man until i saw it for the third time in this review, like the fish blowing him in the wallpaper (wtf, set design?) even as he zoomed in. He was right about noticing things the third time
Also what's with that libary shot, when you see him with the library, the shelves spread out to make space for them almost! And does the bye bye man make you hallucinate black men? I thought he was supposed to be scary, not make you horny.
it's genuinely fucking stunning to see it, to hear it. Like...how, how did this happen. Is it legitimately possible they recorded the fallout/elder scrolls drinking sound.
Ech0location Yeah it had the exact same effect on me! And everyone I shared it with. Usually I have something to say about these things but this is just...
"I'm scared of terrible things happening." Wow. That's deep. Not me! I love when terrible things happen. SMH Seriously, that's one of the dumbest things I've ever heard someone say. That's like saying, "I enjoy breathing air and not drowning. I also enjoy not being on fire."
Also, she just made a point to say the bye bye man will target your specific fears, so he's gonna "target" her fear of terrible things happening. So his way of specifically targetting her would be to something bad to her, how specific to her.
The bye bye man is real, me and my friends summoned him and the following day i woke up at night and charles stilles from mystery diners was stood at the foot of my bed with a drone
The director, Stacy Title died of ALS about 2 months ago. She was 56. I just thought I'd bring that up; she didn't leave much of a legacy behind. Late condolences to her family and friends.
If you named the villain of your movie "The Bye Bye Man", you've have already failed as as a writer of horror. What's the sequel/spin-off of the of the film gonna be called? "The Hello Lady"?
I think that random sound the bottle made was literally just a stock sound from Skyrim. It sounds like that one sound that plays when you pick up a potion or drink.
That's totally it, I was pretty sure it was and then saw your comment haha I just started a new game with some new mods and playing it while I watched this hahaha Popped into the alchemy store and stole some potions But yeah, its in Oblivion too I haven't played Morrowind since like 98/99 so I can't remember if it's there
Jrezky tbh...you’re right...it was probably something a producer heard their toddler nephew talking about and was like “he won’t mind if I take this intellectual property... he doesn’t even know what that means”
I decided it would be bad before the movie came out. Naming a villain "the bye bye man" makes it sound like a bad crappypasta written by a 7 yr old who heard about the ring from their friend in kindergarten
Haha idk man, it's too subtle for that Usually when we imitate Brits it's more exaggerated Honestly, I can do a better British accent than she can do an American and I'm not a professional
I saw this by myself, I was the only person in the theater. The dark, big room was spooky on its own. Then, the movie starts. And I've never been more bored with a horror movie. Worst experience of my life, man.
After all these years, the joke about the “grim reaper coat” at 9:10 is by far the funniest part for me, because it points out the blatant and lazy setups in horror movies in such a way where you think about what a real person would actually do in the scene. If the movie was actually good and had comedic elements, after the dude turned on the light he would immediately get up and take the coat down and scroll on his phone instead of going back to bed. It would make the character seem way more human in comparison
??? Your View on FREDDY KRUGER Steak Knives Decorated Gloves? And the following 10-12 Sequels? A Comedian EVIL , Burnt Janitor? Talk about 60’s Funny & Cheap Horror-Skits? And JASON does it All with just a Hockey Mask & Machete! And Naturally CAN’T BE KILLED/ Died?! Well, when ever Negative/ detractor critic commentator gets and Gambles $26-30 Million of their OWN MONIES - Writing, Casting, Film, Cameras ( that aren’t using Cheap Quality Film & SHAKING CAMERA, WOODS from the Local Park- like THE BLAIR WHICH PROJECT? ) This Reviewer’s CONSTANT F***! F***ing Scene. ALL ACTORS were AS******! ( Does Ralph’s Parents know he dropped out of High School to be an OVER ACTING/ AGGRANDIZING / WAY Too Subjectively Un-Film Educated & Opinionated “ ENDLESS LOOP “ of misinformation, Juvenile Cursing every 2 minutes. Just my take. God Bless. NRN. 👴🏽NoBody.
EclipseZero That's worse! Some creepy pasta are at least funny, and this film is an insult even to bad movies in general... Yeah, I hated this film so much, and I will bash it mercilessly until I finally find my inner peace again! Why I watched it? I thought it would be funny like Cell... 😁 Bye bye man... more like farewell, dude! For ever!
@Sebas7710 Jones Barbecue and Foot Message, opened in 1947, is a collaborative business between Jones "Barbecue" Johnson, and Tom "Foot Massage" Smith.
toxiccoffee beep I am one with the force The force is one with me I am one with the force The force is one with me I am one with the force The force is one with me
I just found out last night that the girl is Prince Harry's ex. I saw her in a news article and recognised her as the non-British girl in Ralphthemoviemaker's review of The Bye Bye Man. A little bit of pub quiz knowledge for you!
@@jollyskull07 ew, Meghan is a disgusting person and prince harry is a fool to get involved with an American actress and blogger in current decade. Prince harry should have been disowned and stripped of all his belongings and capital.
Terribly saddened to hear that Stacy Title passed away a few years ago from ALS, must have been really tough for her family. She seemed like a fine lady, very passionate about her ideas, it’s the mark of a true filmmaker
I kinda feel like this movie is proof that good ideas mean nothing if they're done poorly. That opening sequence could have been great, really gripping and disturbing, but it wasn't. It was poor shock-schlock instead. Putting things in the background, like that trenchcoat on the wall, could be great at building tension, but it wasn't. It was blatant and laughable. Hell, having a villain with a ridiculous name could be a brilliant way to fuck with characters' (and audience) expectations, but it was just fucking awful instead.
They should have left the direction to whomever it was that did that Doug Jones interview at 29:59. Cause putting that squirrel in the background brought so much tension to the scene and really tied it all together. Also, it shows just the caliber of actor Doug Jones is. How generous and interactive he is, even when sharing a screen with a common rodent. He doesn't try to hog the whole scene for himself. He lets that squirrel do its thing - which just punctuates his own acting. Not many actors are capable of subduing their own egos like that.
It does feel like they could've gone really far with the "don't say it don't think it" line. That concept, alone, could make something really terrifying.
@@psixi2668 Yes. Unfortunately, there was no opening for a position of a cornfield-based baseball bat technician who brains people making Fanta commercials. Then later I hurt my shoulder and had to give up on that dream.
I think, genuinely, my favorite bit of all of this is Doug Jones w r a c k i n g his brain to say one positive thing about this movie, followed closely by the squirrel having the time of his life in the background of his talking head
Director: “No bye bye man is really actually scary It’s not just like ‘ooh I’m gonna get hit by a car’”...ya know cuz that’s the scary thing in most horror movies” Had she ever seen a horror movie before attempting to make this film?
I know when I watched A nightmare on Elm Street, the thing that freaked me out the most was when Nancy didn’t look both ways before crossing the street.
How often is that an occurring thing the guy felt the need to detail that. Like I’m going down to the deli there isn’t a gnarled hand in my Turkey club.
Hot take: people don't want to watch horror movies that are scary. They want to watch a horror movie that isn't scary so they can say they watched a horror movie without being scared. It's the only way shit like this and Paranormal Activity exist and still find success despite being trash.
I posted this review and I lost 100k subs in an instant. Either youtube is glitching out or the Bye Bye Man is at work.
ralphthemoviemaker oof
Unsubbed
Holy shit
youtube glitch. i see t happen to all of the youtbers i follow
ralphthemoviemaker maybe your content is just shit lmfao
don't say it don't think it
don't say it don't think it
don't say it don't think it
"Charles Stiles mystery diners"
introverted guy D A N G I T
introverted guy R E L E A S E T H E D R O N E
introverted guy W H Y A R E Y O U C R Y I N G
*9 W I N N E R S O F T H E C H E E S E S C H A L L E N G E*
Sniping Spoon because my business is losing money to an iraqi food cart
"I'm scared of terrible things happening"
So unspecific that I can't even tell if they're human
I'm scared that something scary will exist
I'm scared of scary things
Carlos Acevedo wish, me too!
She tried to be funny.
I feel like that should be a logical fallacy
the ICUP man, don't say his name
Gurotastic I spelled this out like an idiot because it's been 15 years since I've heard this joke and I'm ashamed of myself
Gurotastic don't think it don't spell it
If you say his name... he'll come and laugh at you.
I feel sexually assaulted
Don't spell ICUP nigga
“I’m scared of terrible things happening.” Wowwww what an interesting fear that literally everyone has
its like saying "i like food" and thinking that's a personality
I’m scared of being scared
Omg I love your channel 😳
Lily Should oh hey! Never thought I’d see the day where I was recognized in a random comments section lol. Thanks!
Flutter_bat_16_ you’re welcome
Who can Honestly take a film called The bye bye man seriously
homestuck
Only if you got T! But it ain't gonna be no easy grab.
homestuck
homestcuk
hi hi man?
The bye bye man
The farewell fella
The pip pip person
The gone away guy
The cheerio chap
Gold
the deuces dude
The Later Lad
You forgot his pet. The see you later alligator
The Adiós Amigo
Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners. Don't worry about losing 100k subs Ralph, I've set up 73 cameras in your bedroom, 31 cameras in the kitchen, 69 cameras in the living room, and 12 cameras in the basement. If the bye bye man tries to get anywhere near you I'll release the drone on him.
Oh Charles!!! The Bye Bye Man has outsmarted us! He just set up an Iraqi food cart near the house!
Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners as soon as I say I started dying of laughter
Not the drone
This is the best comment on UA-cam hands down.
Dawg... This is probably the best comment on this video lmfao
I actually saved my friend's life too. Every day, I remind him as banter just in case we're actually bad film characters in an exposition scene.
Yes lads!!
You never know
Gotta guilt trip him for the rest of his life.
Don't say it, don't think it.
*MY NAME IS CHARLES STILES, I"M WITH A COMPANY CALLED MYSTERY DINERS.*
Don't say it, don't think it!
*SUM SHUSH CONCERNS ABOUT THE POETRY JAM NIGHT.*
DON'T SAY IT, DON'T THINK IT!!
*RELEASE THE DRONE.*
*DON'T SAY IT, DON'T THINK IT!!!*
*IT AIN'T NO EASY GRAB, THEY GOT T!*
Zer0scope *R E L E A S E T H E D R O N E*
Don't say it don't think it
T H E G H O S T O F Y A N K E E J I M
Zer0scope I
H A D B E E N H U U U N N G G G
"I'm scared of terrible things happening."
Well, she must've had a heart attack on the day this movie released.
I like the evil factory profile pic. Noice :)
@@AgentRavioli Thnx dude :)
hahah seriously the dumbest fucking answer
oh yeah, real specific
Odin means the answer the lady in the interview gave
Apparently, she was diagnosed w/ALS after. She can't speak anymore &was essentially left to live out her days in the hospital😬
Personally I can't sleep comfortably at night without a terrifying grim reaper coating hanging in my room.
Underrated xD
When being awake is a nightmare you won’t have nightmares when your asleep.
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Would scare the fuck out of a home invade though. Could save your life lmao.
Yeah man I also keep a lion in my wardrobe just in case a murder comes it will get startled by my grim reaper coat and the lion can kill the person
He likes shopping, he likes discounts... the buy buy man
He likes men, he likes women... the bi bi man
He’s in marketing.
I have crippling spending habits
The Bye Bye Man 2: The Sayonara dude
humblebumbled The bye bye man 3: See you later alligator girl.
The Bye Bye Man 4: The Hey There Woman
humblebumbled The Bye Bye Man 2: Electric Boogaloo
Kathryn Williams The bye bye man 5: The final bye bye
Anhony Quinones The Bye Bye Man Resurrection: Farewell Friendo
Get ready for the sequel:
*manmanboyboyman*
funny IHE reference xD
Me me big boy
Burkinator Up down, I go up, up down, I go down, up down, go down, up down, turn around, up down, I go down, up down, down up, up down....
Burkinator you got a Steve in me
Me me big boy
They legit just put Doug Jones in a hooded robe and a hoodie. Easiest money he ever made probably.
At least Doug got out of this well.
AbstractTraitorHero Hard to tarnish the reputation of a man who is mostly always in disguise
@@NoahDaArk pftt
@@NoahDaArk Fair~
He played a carrot in one shot in "Rocky and Bullwinkle"
fun fact: the black guy is also british except he has a decent american accent
Matty Well it was at least better than the girl’s accent
It was a pretty good American accent, I understand why it's hard because it can be kinda ambiguous and American accents are quite plain. But it's the directors fault not the actors for not being able to do an American accent, they should've recast and gotten an American actor.
*I swear he was in "Waterloo Road"*
Worm
They didn’t even need to recast them. Just let them do their natural voice. It wouldn’t have been as distracting if at all than doing what they did in the movie which is giving them fake American accents.
Black people aren’t British, silly. They can just be born there
"I'm scared of terrible things happening"
So is everyone
TheMrWillje the amount of instant rage I felt when she said that is astounding, I never thought I could hate a persons face so much
'The monster is so scary, it will change to be whatever YOU the viewer find scary, so it's like a million monsters in one! I don't think another movie has ever had a monster like that.'
Like, Im pretty sure that's just what a fear is
like 44 ninjas or ya know .... “ Pennywise” pretty sure that is his actual definition of what he does to scare people and she says it with so much fucking pride F her.
_YA DON'T SAY!!111!1!_
He likes men, he likes women... the bi bi man
*LMAO!!!* 😂
It was funnier the first time I read this.
He might like fish too..according to the wallpaper at 6:10 hahaha
Rewatching this how the fuck did I miss that the first time hahaha???
I mean he zooms in on it but I just saw the fisherman and a fish with bubbles, I didn't notice he was BLOWING the fisherman hahahah
the bye bye man said gay rights
Bye Bye Man 2: The Toodaloo Dude
Say his name and he'll bring you delicious tom yam.
He's the Thai Thai Man
Distemper My dealer is the Thai stick man
@@galleryofrogues I'm calling the police immediately. Marijuana is an illegal drug!
@@miaouew iT's MeDiCiNaL
Say his name and he'll bring you overpriced ice tea for hipsters: "The Bai Bai Man".
Why did this very dumb joke make me laugh
He could never work up the courage to ask her out.
He is the Shy-Shy man.
The loveshy man
Me
@@richenrd Don’t be that guy-guy man. You don’t have to lie-lie man.
@@richenrd Sigh-Sigh man, I don’t know, but what I do know is I don’t want to live this lie-lie man.
Saw this in my recommended and realized i forgot its called the bye bye man and not the peepee poopoo man
Dude, honestly, that meme is the only reason I recognized this movie
“You won’t be laughing when he kills you!”
Sweet as g] 6p
we need a spoof of that movie called the peepee poopoo man
ali, kirb Most definitely. I’d make it if I knew how to make a film.
The painting of that fish giving a blowie is the scariest thing in the movie. No but seriously, who thought that was okay??
Where is the fish?
Christopher Priesmeyer 4:43
UwU best part of the movie
It’s boomer humor.
PG-13 My ass!!!!!
"im scared of horrible things happening" this movie must have kept her up at night for weeks
At that point, everyone who heard her, screamed "NO SHIT SHERLOCK!"
Svenni Tayivek Right?
Brittany Rose Fender bender?
No matter how many times I watch this review, that sentence always pisses me off. It sounds like she was trying to be so deep and profound and she just came across as pretentious and obnoxious. >.>
Brittany Rose My sentiment exactly!
Good Lord, some people are afraid of shit that would never cross my mind, someone once admit to me that she was scared of her toilet overflowing, that it was a horrible thought for her! So how exactly that woman thought she was being clear or going anywhere with that, I do not know!
"The Bye Bye Man" sounds like a really strained euphemism you use when you're trying to tell a three-year-old what an executioner does.
"I'm scared of terrible things happening"
*looks at movie poster behind her of The Bye Bye Man*
"Be careful, it can make you see things!"
RUNS ONTO TRAIN TRACKS.
Moron Level: Legendary
S4ns *MORON 100*
*NOOOOOOOOOO*
S4ns Vegeta: Nappa, what's the Moron level?
Nappa: It's over 9000!
The director is.... very annoying. She seems to believe she's made a masterpiece
Chickenfarmer10 that’s all directors for ya m8
Chickenfarmer10 ikr! I agree!
She and Neil Breen should collaborate...
The best bad directors often do
BK Vids usually, there's at least something a little enjoyable about terrible movies. It's when they aren't aware that people won't be as proud of their work that makes it annoying.
Even for all of the shit M. Night gets, he still makes movies that are watchable.
The guy with the shotgun is actually a director in real life. A pretty decent one, too. Why the hell didnt he direct this.
Being from Wisconsin I apologize for that scene
Who is he? Also, he probably knew the screenplay, story, and actors were all shit so he was smart enough to stay away from it.
Leigh Whannell, writer of Saw and Insidious.
the main character from district nine is a director
You cant fix this mess
The Bye Bye Man is actually just a promotion movie of the upcoming game Mega Man 11, where it takes a completely different turn as Mega Man helps Ralph while taking on not Dr Wily, but Charles Stiles and eventually fighting at his base, the Mystery Diner.
TheJediSonic Ah silly me. Here I was thinking this was a sonic prequel.
When's it coming out?
UA-cam Commenter #164826493 4 weeks ago
That scenario seems exponentially more enjoyable than this movie.
Tommy Hawn "..more enjoyable than this movie."
What are you talking about? The Bye Bye Man is enjoyable.
As a comedy. The scenes that Ralph showed uninterrupted made me burst into laughter several times.
Isn't the mantra of "Don't say it, don't think it." self-defeating, as it would immediately draw the mind to the bye bye man?
@ Fuck!
PrivateDerp13
That's what I thought, it's so bullshit
Yeah, they covered that in Inception in about five seconds. "I tell you 'don't think about elephants', now what are you thinking of?" "Elephants."
Just draw dicks on everything
yeah exactly haha, its like that book, or the line from inception, you say dont think about elephants, your mind immediately does
WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM?
A FLASHLIGHT?!?!??
MiaLeht it's like a fucking zoolander line
*fleshlight
I read this is Tommy Wiseau's voice.
That's the quality of this dialog.
Blondieflay holy shit man, jailbait (-.-)
Yes.
Forgetting everything else wrong with this, my biggest issue is the fact it's called The Bye Bye Man and that's the villain's/monster's name. It's so stupid and the fact everyone in this film takes it seriously is hilarious.
Also, isn't repeating "Don't say it, don't think it", technically thinking about it?
Somebody thought of the name and thought it was scary. And got paid for it.
I think it's supposed to be like those movies where someone says the monster's name in the mirror, but it's scarier because it's hard not to think about something.
ITS AN ADVISE TO THOSE POOR SOULS WHO HAVE SEEN THE MOVIE!
My issue is, “do you have to know who the bye bye man is for him to go after you?” Because just the phrase “bye bye, man” isn’t like some eldritch, no human pronunciation style phrase.
@@bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329 Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
So if I say, "Bye Bye, man" to my brother, does it count as me being marked for insanity and death by The Bye Bye Man? Or do you have to say, "The Bye Bye Man", completely within the context of that being his name?
What if my friend says "bye bye" a lot and to make fun of him we call him "The Bye Bye Man"? Do we have to run across evidence of the Bye Bye Man's existence, or does he just freak out anytime someone uses that phrase because he dislikes it that much? Does he just hate the fact he got stuck with that stupid-ass nickname?
Frankly, yeah, I guess I don't blame him.
bye bye, man. See you tomorrohhhshit why you got a gun, man?
Maybe he just gets mad that everyone calls him that... now I feel sympathy for a character in this movie! And it’S THE FUCKIN PSYCHOTIC ANTAGONIST!
"I'm scared of terrible things happening"
.........so are most people😶why does she say it like it's a really specific fear instead of something that's pretty universal
HeatherLaraRose I thought of that too. Its such a general and niche statement.
"General" and "niche" are opposites.
DraconisMarchVII Ah, good point; but you see where I'm coming from, right?
Captain Plucky You mean it's so general and vague that it's meaningless.
I think she was trying to be funny but instead she just sounded stupid.
Ralph actually being mad is actually scarier than the movie
"What do you think I am, a flashlight?"
Well I certainly didn't think you were an actress
🔦
GOD DAMN
No Fleshlight jokes in the comments
0/10
@@Sorrelhas Jesus Christ she's literally a child wtf
@@declanhuber4250 Eh, I've said worse
Also, nice pfp
If you say his name...
If you ever dare to think his name...
You'll lose 100k of your subscribers...
*The Ralph Ralph Man rated R*
Juan Sangenis Rated PG-69
A blind albino going *outside* killing every person he *sees* .
HaHa, what a story, Mark!
Juan Pablo Leal Velasco so how's your sex life?
Juan Pablo Leal Velasco Well if he kills every person he sees everyone around him should be fine.
sweetcinnamonpnchkin - I can't tell you, it's confidential.
Colton Kresie - We are saved.
In a few minutes bitch
"I'm scared of bad things happening."
*BUT THE MOVIE WAS ALREADY MADE*
oh dear
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The deepest fears sometimes come true
The fact that he did no typical intro for this and went straight into ripping on it always makes me happy to rewatch it.
So apparently it did have a intro but ralph removed it.
I remember watching it when he first released it and he had a intro, but now it’s gone and idk where
@@souljacrankthat came down to the comments looking for someone that remembered it being different. Feels really abrupt now. Still one of his best
@@souljacrankthat what was it like?
@@ernestoacosta7918 I saw it. Basically he went outside and got a shot of his dog’s poop.
Don't say it, don't think it.....
Charles Stiles Mystery Diners
Abishek Preetham 😂
Don't you mean you just lost the game
Abishek Preetham Don’t say it, don’t think it
Don’t say it,don’t think it
Don’t say it, don’t think it
Don’t say it,don’t think it
Don’t say it, don’t think it
They got T
Don't think it, don't say it
The Pee Pee Poo Poo Man
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I hate the bye bye man because it's such an interesting concept: a being that grows more powerful the more you think about it. The execution is atrocious.
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ShpeeCrabMeat exactly. The BBM is pretty much a tulpa, and tulpa lore is extremely interesting. A movie concerning a tulpa that is brought into life and only grows more from the fear, that would be awesome. But this is garbage.
We already had that concept done well before in the Nightmare on Elm Street franchise
Sad thing is, Marble Hornets did this concept better, even with a few alterations. It's kind of sad when a web series made by college students is better at executing this sort of concept than a multi-million dollar production.
Dont forget it's stupid ass name. Also that concept has been done multiple times. Freddy Krueger.
that thing that came out of the crawl space legitimately scared me for a second... but it was 100% because i had no fucking clue what it's supposed to be
WadeWins it's a dog's head.
well, i know that... but when i first saw it it looked so un-real that it scared me a little. Seriously, take another look at that scene and tell me that that thing looks anything like a dog
Edit: in fact when i saw it, i thought ralph had edited in as a joke
WadeWins i thought it was a piece of meat, until i saw it again, i didn't notice it when he was again when it was in the overexposed house with the bye bye man until i saw it for the third time in this review, like the fish blowing him in the wallpaper (wtf, set design?) even as he zoomed in. He was right about noticing things the third time
Also what's with that libary shot, when you see him with the library, the shelves spread out to make space for them almost!
And does the bye bye man make you hallucinate black men? I thought he was supposed to be scary, not make you horny.
She gets out of the car yelling "LEMME HELP YOU!" while running towards people in an accident... 10 points for realism.
I thought that was weird too, as if they were yelling at her to leave them alone or something lol.
and the guy running after her while still holding the hammer for some reason
”I heard something”
”What do you mean you heard something?” *walks away*
What kind of conversation is this lol
Npc dialogue
@Joe Average Have you perhaps heard of the high elves?
@@ryousenketsu6053 I used to party like you, until i took an arrow to the knee.
Yes I'm huuuman let's go scadebord!
the drink sound effect is the same one used when you pick up a drink in skyrim
it's genuinely fucking stunning to see it, to hear it.
Like...how, how did this happen.
Is it legitimately possible they recorded the fallout/elder scrolls drinking sound.
I thought I recognized that.
Damnit I thought I was the first one to type this
Skyrim is the best elder scrolls game
@@AbstractTraitorHero don't think it.
The way he drinks draino is like how my dad drinks milk straight outta the jug at 12am
"milk"
@@plastic_phish like “milk, milk” or like “miiiilllkk” *owl noise*
"I'm not racist, I own black dishes"
Some of my best dishes are black!!
How do you do, fellow dishas?
You OWN black dishes? Not a good look, B.
*Hahaha!!!* 🤣🤣😂😂
I keep my black dishes separate from the other dishes.
"I'm scared of bad things happening."
...
I just have nothing to say at this point. No clever quips or anything... just... speechlessness
That’s like saying “I’m scared of being scared”
That's how you know she's dumb.
Well...that and the fact she directed The Bye Bye Man
Ech0location Yeah it had the exact same effect on me! And everyone I shared it with.
Usually I have something to say about these things but this is just...
That was just awful.
That’s the equivalent of if someone asks you what makes you sad saying “sad things”
"I'm scared of terrible things happening." Wow. That's deep. Not me! I love when terrible things happen. SMH
Seriously, that's one of the dumbest things I've ever heard someone say. That's like saying, "I enjoy breathing air and not drowning. I also enjoy not being on fire."
“I like things that make me feel good”
I know, it’s as dumb as saying “I like it when I am sober.”
@@ramberthanzen9705 *cricket noises*
Also, she just made a point to say the bye bye man will target your specific fears, so he's gonna "target" her fear of terrible things happening. So his way of specifically targetting her would be to something bad to her, how specific to her.
women have to balance a lot of stuff so directing is just a natural job for me
"Who doesn't own white dishes"
*Green girl from 'Love On A Leash' would like to know your location*
*I N H A L E S*
_WHAT ARE THOSE_
@@danbam3411 Not that deeeeeepppp man
@HateSolstice127 lmao you're so bad at defending yourself
Danny Roqs 🔔We have a winnnnnnner!
*looks at the replies* This is why i hate UA-cam.
"You have weird house, Mr Daisy. It's awful." Actually sounds like it could be from Bad Lip Reading.
So basically the Bye Bye Man is just a sunburned Doug Jones in a hoodie. Ok. Hope he gets his CGI doggo to a vet soon for that skin condition
The bye bye man is real, me and my friends summoned him and the following day i woke up at night and charles stilles from mystery diners was stood at the foot of my bed with a drone
Charles Stilles, Mystery Diners
Alex Kiepura lovely
Was it an actual drone or a PS2 drone? Was there a lamb on top of it?
Alex Kiepura You need to call a priest and check if there are any Iraqi Food Cart's
Alex Kiepura
Dude was probably triggered at you for cheating at the cheesie's challenge
The director, Stacy Title died of ALS about 2 months ago. She was 56. I just thought I'd bring that up; she didn't leave much of a legacy behind. Late condolences to her family and friends.
Well she was scared of terrible things happening. Makes sense.
@@delugesofgrandeur Maybe that’s what she meant… I thought she was just basic but oh.
R.I.P…
damn wouldn’t wish ALS on anyone
Very sad. I don't like people suffering and losing their life.
The british actress was under gunpoint at that interview
She's actually Prince Harry's ex. I bet the monarchy planned it...
Madison Hutz oh so the by bye man is the one who stole his hairline.
Mimiyo it looked like it
This made me feel like the “I Want To Die Die Man”
Don’t say it
Don’t think it
“The Sash Ringing,
the Trash Singing,
Mash Flinging,
the Flash Stringing,
Ringing,
the Crash Dinging,”
TheMuchSwagDoge The Hash Slinging Slasher
yes
THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!
God, ralph yelling "YOU'RE CLEARLY BRITISH" is so fucking funny
If you named the villain of your movie "The Bye Bye Man", you've have already failed as as a writer of horror.
What's the sequel/spin-off of the of the film gonna be called? "The Hello Lady"?
The whats up girl
The Hi Hi Woman
@@messofabeing9392 The Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi Fangirl.
That's actually the name of the prequel since hello usually cones before bye bye
The Night Night Daddy.
So basically it's SlenderMan but you can't say his name
mrhorseradish that would actually be cool tho
It's funny. Doug Jones plays Slendy in the movie, and as well as the Bye Bye Man...
Winter Larsimé I think of it as Slenderman meets Voldemort. Like Voldemort, it's considered taboo if you mention his name. Only here, it's so stupid.
Winter Larsimé So it's basically The Candy Man?
BIGGIE SMALLS, BIGGIE SMALLS, BIGGIE SMALLS!
I think that random sound the bottle made was literally just a stock sound from Skyrim.
It sounds like that one sound that plays when you pick up a potion or drink.
OH MY GOD. You're fucking right...
I doubt they just took it from Skyrim. Skyrim used a stock sound as well.
Gregory Stevens Oblivion used the same sound before Skyrim, so either it’s a really old stock sample or a really old Bethesda sound effect
Bethesda is THE perfect studio another studio should be recycling from.
Everything about this is amazing and I love it.
That's totally it, I was pretty sure it was and then saw your comment haha
I just started a new game with some new mods and playing it while I watched this hahaha
Popped into the alchemy store and stole some potions
But yeah, its in Oblivion too
I haven't played Morrowind since like 98/99 so I can't remember if it's there
For a year or so I had that train conductor yelling NO as my text tone
The bye bye man short story sounds like a creepy pasta a 13 year old would write
Knowing Hollywood writers, it probably was.
3yo: “Awn den an den an dennn ....da man goes bye bye”
Jrezky tbh...you’re right...it was probably something a producer heard their toddler nephew talking about and was like “he won’t mind if I take this intellectual property... he doesn’t even know what that means”
*6 year old
It is exactly that
I decided it would be bad before the movie came out. Naming a villain "the bye bye man" makes it sound like a bad crappypasta written by a 7 yr old who heard about the ring from their friend in kindergarten
I saw the trailer, said "well that looks like crap" and forgot about it ten minutes later.
The spooky man 👻
The mildly amusing grocery Carr
why did they name this movie after my dad?
Hahahah! Child abandonment is hilarious!🤣🤣🤣
@@gigan2444 Ikr
He’s still out buying cigarettes?
@@galleryofrogues For me it was milk
TUF Popland for me he die
honestly the music when bisexual man is walking down the stairs towards the dude is a bop
4:34 'I'm scared of terrible things happening'? What a niche fear
Sam Cooper red flag that you should never attempt to make horror movies
Sam Cooper It's like saying I'm scared of scary things.
Honestly, she sounds dumb af....
She definitely got scared making this movie because it's terrible.
Yusuke don't think it
The British actor sounds like an American trying to speak in a british accent.
Haha idk man, it's too subtle for that
Usually when we imitate Brits it's more exaggerated
Honestly, I can do a better British accent than she can do an American and I'm not a professional
Because of course, only American people are bad at accents.
@@andyzhao7822 Americans are notorious for doing bad British accents, don't get butthurt because Dick van Dyke gave you a bad name
Yeah my parents are always tryna imitate British and Irish accents and I just want to cringe every time. :’))
@@andyzhao7822 Thats not really true.
I saw this by myself, I was the only person in the theater. The dark, big room was spooky on its own. Then, the movie starts. And I've never been more bored with a horror movie. Worst experience of my life, man.
You were basically were like "IM VULNERABLE" and the movies like what
The fact that this movie got a theatrical release is just astounding
Michael Hall Some people were just talking loud someone waved a lighter in the air. Thank god it gave me something to watch
I had a similar experience.
But I was with my brother and mom.
And the movie was slender man
I watched Insidious 4 in an empty theater. You'd think that sets you up to be more scared. Also a boring experience 🥴
After all these years, the joke about the “grim reaper coat” at 9:10 is by far the funniest part for me, because it points out the blatant and lazy setups in horror movies in such a way where you think about what a real person would actually do in the scene.
If the movie was actually good and had comedic elements, after the dude turned on the light he would immediately get up and take the coat down and scroll on his phone instead of going back to bed. It would make the character seem way more human in comparison
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the bye bye man sounds like a bad creepypasta
EclipseZero It is
Implying that most creepy pastas aren't bad. Like Jeff the fucking Kawaii killer or spooky gangnum style slender man.
EclipseZero That's worse! Some creepy pasta are at least funny, and this film is an insult even to bad movies in general...
Yeah, I hated this film so much, and I will bash it mercilessly until I finally find my inner peace again! Why I watched it? I thought it would be funny like Cell... 😁
Bye bye man... more like farewell, dude! For ever!
EclipseZero it kinda is
cause it fucking is
Don't think it, don't say it!
Don't think it, don't say it!
Don't think it, don't say it!
*Hi my name is Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners.*
DO YOU KNOW WHAT EVILS YOU HAVE RELEASED ON THE WORLD
*GIRLISHLY SCREAMS*
Well I loved a good life.
@@otherstuffwithanthony4834 the drone?
Literally God Oh my you you just released the DRONES we are all going to FUCKING DIE you aren’t supposed to say it or think it!!
You've seen the bye bye man now I introduce the Hi Hi Woman
Don’t do it don’t plan it
@The kirb 😆
AHHHHH!
oh hai, high woman!
It's the clingy girl you met on Tindr that one time
don't say it don't think it
don't say it don't think it
don't say it don't think it
jones BBQ and foot massage
JONES BBQ FOOT MASSAGE
Crazy bruce’s liquor !
You fool, you've doomed us ALL!
@Sebas7710 Jones Barbecue and Foot Message, opened in 1947, is a collaborative business between Jones "Barbecue" Johnson, and Tom "Foot Massage" Smith.
That was hilarious! I remember that commercial
"i'm scared of terrible things happening" wow this movie must have horrified her
Boyish The Extrordinary Actually it tells us a lot, its basically her screaming “I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HORROR MOVIES!”
That's like saying 'I only get sick from diseases'.
- Hi, UNCLE Elliot.
- Hey, NIECE Ellen.
That's natural.
I think he was supposed to be playing her off, but yeah in the context of this movie's quality it sounds so bad lmao
I actually say that to my nephew so it's probably the only thing that rang authentic to me in the movie 😂
Thank goodness movie families always address their aunt and uncle as "aunt" and "uncle." I just call them by their names.
I honestly can't think of any way of addressing my uncles and aunts other than "Uncle/Aunt X" that doesn't sound weird
dont say it
dont think it
dont say it
dont think it
dont say it
dont think it
dont say it
dont think it
the emoji movie
toxiccoffee beep i thought you were going to say bingo bongo and now i'm upset
don't say it
don't think it
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Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners
Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners
dont say it
dont think it
dont say it
dont think it
dont say it
dont think it
dont say it
dont think it
La La Land.
toxiccoffee beep
I am one with the force
The force is one with me
I am one with the force
The force is one with me
I am one with the force
The force is one with me
I just found out last night that the girl is Prince Harry's ex. I saw her in a news article and recognised her as the non-British girl in Ralphthemoviemaker's review of The Bye Bye Man. A little bit of pub quiz knowledge for you!
Wow never knew that
Ex you say ? Even he knew her future.
He upgraded tbh
@@jollyskull07 ew, Meghan is a disgusting person and prince harry is a fool to get involved with an American actress and blogger in current decade.
Prince harry should have been disowned and stripped of all his belongings and capital.
@@gentlyvillainous okay. Explain your reasoning?
Dont say it
Dont Think it
Dont Watch it
The Bye Bye Man
Don't think it don't say it
Don't watch it don't pay it
Don't rent it don't play it
Don't fuck it don't gay it
Don't Bye Man The Man
Don't think of this movie, don't say of this movie
Did you say La La Land?
What if the Bye Bye man is really the ghost of Charles Styles? And he's got T!
sharlesstilesmysterdiners
Jeroomi T.he subscribers
RELEASE THE DRONE
C A M E R A I N T H E B A T H R O O M
R E A L E A S E T H E D R O N E
Wait... you mean she *wasn't* a flashlight?
@@happyharold5650 Ladies and Gentlemen
Terribly saddened to hear that Stacy Title passed away a few years ago from ALS, must have been really tough for her family. She seemed like a fine lady, very passionate about her ideas, it’s the mark of a true filmmaker
I feel so sorry for.her
ralphs rage is actually coming from a real place ive never seen him speak with such ferocity
Watch his gotti review lol
the barney skit you did in the childhood trauma video was scarier than this entire movie
I kinda feel like this movie is proof that good ideas mean nothing if they're done poorly. That opening sequence could have been great, really gripping and disturbing, but it wasn't. It was poor shock-schlock instead.
Putting things in the background, like that trenchcoat on the wall, could be great at building tension, but it wasn't. It was blatant and laughable.
Hell, having a villain with a ridiculous name could be a brilliant way to fuck with characters' (and audience) expectations, but it was just fucking awful instead.
Like the babbadock
They should have left the direction to whomever it was that did that Doug Jones interview at 29:59.
Cause putting that squirrel in the background brought so much tension to the scene and really tied it all together.
Also, it shows just the caliber of actor Doug Jones is.
How generous and interactive he is, even when sharing a screen with a common rodent.
He doesn't try to hog the whole scene for himself. He lets that squirrel do its thing - which just punctuates his own acting.
Not many actors are capable of subduing their own egos like that.
@@d3nza482 have you ever considered a career in advertising?
It does feel like they could've gone really far with the "don't say it don't think it" line. That concept, alone, could make something really terrifying.
@@psixi2668 Yes. Unfortunately, there was no opening for a position of a cornfield-based baseball bat technician who brains people making Fanta commercials.
Then later I hurt my shoulder and had to give up on that dream.
I think, genuinely, my favorite bit of all of this is Doug Jones w r a c k i n g his brain to say one positive thing about this movie, followed closely by the squirrel having the time of his life in the background of his talking head
the pee pee poo poo man
rangalover 69 is that a berd reference
You won't be laughing when he kils you
DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT
The Tummy Slasher™
rangalover 69 The Shidded And Farted And Came In My Pants Man
Director: “No bye bye man is really actually scary It’s not just like ‘ooh I’m gonna get hit by a car’”...ya know cuz that’s the scary thing in most horror movies”
Had she ever seen a horror movie before attempting to make this film?
Probably just the bad ones
I know when I watched A nightmare on Elm Street, the thing that freaked me out the most was when Nancy didn’t look both ways before crossing the street.
She probably watched ghost taxi.
Noah Goldman funny thing this was actually her 2nd horror movie she’s made
@@jerrygodeep4787 What was the first one? ._.
"I hope it will be scary."
-main actress on her own movie.
To be fair, it's hard to be scared by something that you've effectively seen hundreds of times from working on it.
Do you really think its scary on set you mongoloid
I pity her.
"You'll find yourself screaming at the sight of every corpse pale face and gnarled hand!!!"
*Got it, got it, great, good.*
How often is that an occurring thing the guy felt the need to detail that. Like I’m going down to the deli there isn’t a gnarled hand in my Turkey club.
It’s like something I wrote in fifth grade English class thinking I was so good at writing
you know a movie is overexposed when the scenes look like a commercial
Unquenchable Fury
With dead stays dead guarantee™
ralph, dont you know that loud = scary?
so the Loud House= The Scary House?
Samuel Chin Orozco terrifying
Then my cousin is the scariest shit on this planet
MelvinDorkus It's obvious!
"I'm scared of terrible things happening " Well you must scare yourself then.
42 Blaze damn
Hot take: people don't want to watch horror movies that are scary. They want to watch a horror movie that isn't scary so they can say they watched a horror movie without being scared. It's the only way shit like this and Paranormal Activity exist and still find success despite being trash.
God DAMN that’s a great point.
@Lurker M REC, The Descent, The Ring, and, the most horrifying of all, the Emoji Movie
I like movies that are eerie or creepy, like older scary movies.
@Lurker M A Dark Song.
@Lurker M The Exorcist, The VVitch, The Babadook
ralph is legit angry in this review and I love it
Lmfao
18:10 The rage is REAL
17:53 is my reaction
You mean you don't have a grim reaper coat in your house?
Ikr I got 5 laying right here next to me.
I lost mine, the replacement is coming in the mail.
I cracked up at that bit because my fam does fabrication for Halloween props and we have several Grim Reaper coats all over the house lmao
The twist is that the Bye Bye man is just in a bathrobe.
I have one and that's what I call it now.
I heard the Canadian version of The Bye Bye Man is called The Sorry Sorry Pal.
Francisco Chacon He's not your pal, friend.
thebutterbiscut inc. He's not your friend, buddy
Francisco Chacon The Eh? Eh? Man
Justice Kobish He's not your buddy, chump
Bin Child - He's not your chump, punk
"I'm heading out."
"C'ya later."
"Bye bye man."
And the cycle continues.