Super Mario Bros - Movie Review

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  • Опубліковано 31 гру 2024

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  • @Untouchaable
    @Untouchaable 8 років тому +2783

    R.I.P. Bob Hoskins.
    I'll always remember him from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

    • @hardlyfunny
      @hardlyfunny 8 років тому +113

      RIP Dennis Hopper as well. Great review.

    • @ryouma1717
      @ryouma1717 8 років тому +56

      roger rabbit is a timeless classic, but if you really want to see bob huskins shine go watch the long good friday

    • @miahnowdie2072
      @miahnowdie2072 8 років тому +17

      Holy fuck! He was Mr. Smee?!?! :)

    • @kingravenous
      @kingravenous 8 років тому +10

      +DAXBRO MLG 64 Yup. Hopper in 2010 and Hoskins 2014.

    • @bag101
      @bag101 8 років тому +10

      He's in a fantastic if little known British film called Mona Lisa. His best performance imo.

  • @Primantiss
    @Primantiss 8 років тому +869

    I always thought of the rocket boots as a gimmicky way to reference Mario's jumping ability from the games.

    • @bean5430
      @bean5430 8 років тому +70

      I thought it was creative

    • @phantomzone2725
      @phantomzone2725 7 років тому +67

      Actually it was, and featured the sound effect when Mario is killed by a enemy.

    • @gojiramefan2597
      @gojiramefan2597 7 років тому +8

      I'm pretty sure that's what they're for.

    • @NoName-nw5kn
      @NoName-nw5kn 7 років тому +19

      Or that big boot he can ride in SMB3.

    • @joeycoolproductions3173
      @joeycoolproductions3173 7 років тому +1

      Cool

  • @dest151
    @dest151 6 років тому +490

    Nintendo should use this movie in a game level in a future mario game lol..

    • @chrishansen9852
      @chrishansen9852 6 років тому +60

      dest151 I was honestly hoping for a bob hoskins Mario outfit in odyssey

    • @thatrandomredengine9430
      @thatrandomredengine9430 4 роки тому +6

      Hey that’s not a bad idea

    • @Adamlol642
      @Adamlol642 4 роки тому +2

      Haha no

    • @artofmore7197
      @artofmore7197 3 роки тому +9

      Neo Bowser City from Mario Kart 7 and 8 (Deluxe).

    • @spdutahraptor777
      @spdutahraptor777 3 роки тому +4

      Imagine having Hopper's koopa as a playable character in smash bros ultimate... or even yoshi, mario and luigi's movie attires as skins

  • @silokhawk
    @silokhawk 5 років тому +390

    Is the quote James grabbed on Miyamoto actually about the live action? Or was that a quote on the Japanese animated Mario film?

    • @4Legacy
      @4Legacy 4 роки тому +34

      I don't mind this movie. Not great, but it has a spot in my heart. I saw it in the theatre for a friend's 7th birthday party. All everyone was excited for was seeing Yoshi, and I ended up falling asleep during that part. I remember leaving the theatre thinking the fungus turning out to be the transformed king was really clever, and I still do actually. It was a nice use of material from Mario 3, and it upped the threat, made it a "mystery", and adapted it well to live action.
      Also, I think the dinosaur theme was in there because they were pushing Super Mario World so hard at the time.
      But you didn't mention the other cliff hanger: Where Nintendo CEOs come to offer two of the characters their very own movie....

    • @jjcoola998
      @jjcoola998 4 роки тому +8

      @@4Legacy I too was seven when I saw it in theaters but sadly it wasn’t as cool as a birthday party!!

    • @Number1WarioFan
      @Number1WarioFan 4 роки тому +10

      Maybe the Anime since it was more similar?

    • @PukiLynx
      @PukiLynx 4 роки тому +5

      At least the anime movie was better. I would know. I've seen it before

    • @this_is_diamond_rot
      @this_is_diamond_rot 4 роки тому +7

      Honestly. The movie followed the narrative of the series at least 85%

  • @vh9network
    @vh9network 7 років тому +398

    In the cartoons they didn't refer to him as Bowser, they called him King Koopa.

    • @realJoeMavro
      @realJoeMavro 5 років тому +24

      In a few episodes of the Super Mario 3 show, he's addressed as "Bowser Koopa." Most notably in the episode Crimewave Clyde.

    • @Punkpsychobilly
      @Punkpsychobilly 5 років тому +12

      There’s also a few books that came out around the same time which refer to Bowser as “King Koopa”.

    • @TastyChurro
      @TastyChurro 5 років тому +19

      @@Punkpsychobilly in Japan Bowser is known as Koopa.

    • @kaiportercrafton2152
      @kaiportercrafton2152 5 років тому +3

      vh9network yes I remember that. I used to watch it all the time.

    • @realJoeMavro
      @realJoeMavro 5 років тому +2

      @Giro and Karin
      It's a good one.

  • @diamondsnake1273
    @diamondsnake1273 8 років тому +492

    Unpopular Opinion - I like this movie, it's not a masterpiece, but it have certain charm. Like any given tv show from 90's - you know it's ridiculous but you still entertained.

    • @lehjani
      @lehjani 8 років тому +30

      That's the opinion of the review you just commented on

    • @alainbourassa1998
      @alainbourassa1998 8 років тому +11

      Thank you for this! I'm glad I'm not the only one who looks back to this movie with fond memories.

    • @dream_army_channel5337
      @dream_army_channel5337 8 років тому +2

      +Alain Bourassa I thoroughly enjoyed this movie in the theatre as a kid.

    • @ASR-Ansori
      @ASR-Ansori 8 років тому +8

      Also, most 90s shows weren't ridiculous.
      That goes to all shows nowadays.

    • @Leon0000
      @Leon0000 8 років тому +7

      I'll still watch this movie to this day I really enjoyed it.

  • @Mairusu
    @Mairusu 8 років тому +360

    4:47 The nerd couldn't resist but to come out lol

  • @jayrpg__2226
    @jayrpg__2226 2 роки тому +178

    I just realized that the Mario Bros. being plumbers is the most relatable thing about them to IRL people. That's definitely why they laid into it.
    This movie is so incredibly bad and I kind of love every second of it.

  • @colelepper9381
    @colelepper9381 6 років тому +579

    is it just me or does luigi look like Mike Matei?

  • @MyUncleWorksForNintendo
    @MyUncleWorksForNintendo 7 років тому +502

    And now apparently Nintendo is taking another stab at a Mario movie, animated by Illumination. And understandably, Miyamoto is going to be a producer and have heavy control over the story.

    • @LilLeanCuisine
      @LilLeanCuisine 7 років тому +7

      moonspeak when

    • @owenh2626
      @owenh2626 7 років тому +15

      moonspeak lets hope it’s better

    • @happychaosofthenorth
      @happychaosofthenorth 6 років тому +49

      As long as the goombas aren't played by minions it should be ok?

    • @Cryo-15
      @Cryo-15 6 років тому +8

      My Uncle Works For Nintendo So there is hope then?

    • @channel5980
      @channel5980 6 років тому +45

      But why illumination? They are one of the cheapest animation companies in the world...

  • @TheMailmanOfSteel
    @TheMailmanOfSteel 8 років тому +2114

    Still better than Ghostbusters 2016.

  • @hhectorlector
    @hhectorlector 6 років тому +52

    “Princess Frogshit” lmaooo tasteful use of expletives

  • @Drawkcabi
    @Drawkcabi 8 років тому +676

    If I had directed Super Mario Brothers, aside from making it, you know actually more like the game, I would have had to have this scene:
    Mario, Luigi, and Daisy together at a restaurant having dinner:
    Daisy: "So, Mario, do you have anyone special in your life, well besides Luigi."
    Mario: "Nah, not really"
    Luigi: "What about Pauline?"
    Mario: "You know we're not together anymore."
    Luigi: "But you really liked her!"
    Mario: "I don't want to talk about it, we're through."
    Daisy: "What happened with you and Pauline?"
    Mario: "I really don't want to talk about it, just a lot of monkey business."

    • @FutureBeatle
      @FutureBeatle 7 років тому +40

      Drawkcabi so does that mean DK was banging pauline

    • @Drawkcabi
      @Drawkcabi 7 років тому +24

      You'd find stranger "ship" theories out there.

    • @IdeaBox-dk5vj
      @IdeaBox-dk5vj 7 років тому +7

      Clever reference! You deserve any praise you get for that scene!

    • @kinamiya1
      @kinamiya1 7 років тому +13

      WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME.. every line i read it in the mario supershow voices...........urrrghh....too much meme for this week

    • @Grimmations
      @Grimmations 7 років тому +4

      10/ out of 10

  • @MizzahTee
    @MizzahTee 8 років тому +139

    "It's FUCKING DENNIS HOPPER!"

  • @grzetim
    @grzetim 8 років тому +152

    My wife and I had a similar discussion recently about 80s and 90s movies and how they hold up or appear now. We came to the same conclusion; for the most part they are like little time capsules of a time gone by.

    • @GenerationX1984
      @GenerationX1984 8 років тому +16

      Agreed. Especially the 80's and early 90's movies. Good times from the past.

    • @PleasestopcallingmeDoctorImath
      @PleasestopcallingmeDoctorImath 7 років тому +4

      Timothy Grzeczka its visual evidence of life pre phones consuming all

    • @MasonAttano
      @MasonAttano 7 років тому

      Sounds like a blast.

    • @OFFP88
      @OFFP88 7 років тому +2

      so true man, i miss those days...

    • @Clevercommenter
      @Clevercommenter 7 років тому +3

      I want to go back. Not that far though, I want to go back to 1999-2000. I of course want to take my spouse and child to see as well. That was a great time.

  • @yoshithepyrosaur9690
    @yoshithepyrosaur9690 6 років тому +266

    The underground city was called Dinohatten? I would've called it World 1-2.

    • @nickthepick8043
      @nickthepick8043 4 роки тому +12

      That's clever.

    • @RisingBeast00
      @RisingBeast00 3 роки тому

      That would have made more sense but that wasn't what they were going for.

    • @azamarro
      @azamarro 2 роки тому

      Maybe just World 2. Their planet was basically just an endless desert - Koopahari Desert to be exact. I thought maybe we’d see a different dimension or “World” in the sequel.

  • @enjoyerofgoodcontent1236
    @enjoyerofgoodcontent1236 2 роки тому +221

    Now let's see him rate the new one in a few months.

    • @nicholasmolnar8312
      @nicholasmolnar8312 Рік тому +18

      I told my daughter nintendo would never do another movie after mario bros. I was wrong

    • @Pako_equis
      @Pako_equis Рік тому +5

      I can’t wait

    • @jimnfl7134
      @jimnfl7134 Рік тому +1

      of course, that movie is all CG and animation and No Live-action. The opposite of the 1993 Movie.

    • @_PuppetMaster86
      @_PuppetMaster86 Рік тому +4

      @@jimnfl7134 It's easier to convey and illustrate the illustrious and colorful world of Super Mario Bros. through a cartoonish lens, something that wasn't possible to do for a big budget, Hollywood film (unless they were to make an entire 2D cartoon movie in 1993).

    • @maak475
      @maak475 Рік тому +2

      YES!

  • @OwenMorganTelltale
    @OwenMorganTelltale 7 років тому +226

    you said "bullet bill" but showed a picture of torpedo ted

    • @yutuberocks22
      @yutuberocks22 4 роки тому +8

      Oh hey Telltale, I should've known you were a fan of Cinemassacre lol

    • @eyeln9ne696
      @eyeln9ne696 4 роки тому +2

      I like your scarlet A.

    • @St.Augustine
      @St.Augustine 4 роки тому +8

      bruh who cares smh

    • @terrytheblackmage4799
      @terrytheblackmage4799 4 роки тому +2

      Telltale knows his Mario

    • @picketf
      @picketf 3 роки тому +1

      Flashgitz' version of Bullet Bill is forever my favourite: "Luigiiiii, I'm comming for you N....."

  • @GeonusKaikun
    @GeonusKaikun 7 років тому +141

    The decision to refer to Bowser as King Koopa (or simply Koopa) was probably inspired by the cartoon series.

    • @andrewdevine3920
      @andrewdevine3920 5 років тому +6

      I only ever saw the cartoon, not the game, so I thought that was his name.

    • @beatpeitsi6853
      @beatpeitsi6853 5 років тому +6

      And if it was not mentioned somewhere already, the japanese name for the charactrer is actually Kuppa or Koopa. Bowser seems to be the name for western markets.

    • @SYCZ
      @SYCZ 5 років тому +1

      I used to always call him King Koopa. I didnt actually start calling him bowser myself until super Mario rpg.

    • @MrParkerman6
      @MrParkerman6 4 роки тому

      They didn't change the name dumbasses. Bowser was always his name. King Koopa was always his Title. Not that hard to figure out!

  • @travisiswin
    @travisiswin 6 років тому +411

    Had a friend drop acid and watch the movie. Trip went hella bad at the goomba transformation. Understandable.

    • @puredragonn
      @puredragonn 5 років тому +9

      how fucking tall was that ramp?

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 5 років тому +14

      The goombas in the movie look terrifying.

    • @ironberserk2175
      @ironberserk2175 5 років тому +17

      I'd pay to watch that unfold

    • @Rahat-tw8vg
      @Rahat-tw8vg 5 років тому +4

      drop acid?? On what

    • @twistedyogert
      @twistedyogert 5 років тому +2

      What happened?

  • @HomeworkRadio
    @HomeworkRadio 7 років тому +219

    Growing up in the UK he was always "King Kooper"...never heard Bowser till my teens!

    • @eydk556
      @eydk556 4 роки тому +5

      That's right!

    • @kgrfirdjy
      @kgrfirdjy 4 роки тому +22

      i remember Bowser being called King Koopa in the United States around 1987-1991

    • @yaboilemonboi5223
      @yaboilemonboi5223 4 роки тому +11

      His original name is infact king koopa but was later changed to bowser in the late 90s early 2000s

    • @glaciiz
      @glaciiz 4 роки тому +1

      Correct!

    • @vandyckaldo
      @vandyckaldo 4 роки тому +15

      @@yaboilemonboi5223 actually his Japanese name is just Koopa (King Koopa was added in the Super Show), But the americanization made him Bowser.

  • @ArcDevErik
    @ArcDevErik 7 років тому +238

    This may sound crazy, but fuck it... I actually liked the movie as a kid and still do.

    • @AndrewChapman
      @AndrewChapman 7 років тому +17

      Me too. I know the movie could have been handled better, but I honestly love the movie and would go back and watch it again and again.

    • @michaelfiorello1976
      @michaelfiorello1976 7 років тому +6

      ArcDevErik- "butt fuck it" . you really do love this movie

    • @towwong2822
      @towwong2822 6 років тому +3

      It looks fun and interesting, but I don't really see it as a 'Super Mario' movie.

    • @savagealphawolf5929
      @savagealphawolf5929 6 років тому

      Yea I was just thinking the same thing I think I appreciated it as its own thing and liked the actors and the effects were raw the goombas where funny and I liked the whole interdimensional thing but it was its own thing for sure lol

    • @BSE1320
      @BSE1320 6 років тому +1

      I don't think its the best movie I've ever seen...but I think it's okay. Not great, not bad, just okay.

  • @LucasC2022
    @LucasC2022 4 роки тому +325

    Honestly I actually kinda like this movie for what it is. It’s a pretty creative spin on the Mario universe imo.

    • @philithegamer8265
      @philithegamer8265 3 роки тому +17

      This statement reeks of desperation. How is it creative?

    • @Tree_e888
      @Tree_e888 3 роки тому +18

      @@philithegamer8265 You know people who like generally badly received movies like to find any reason to make it seem better than it really is, even if their points aren't there at all.

    • @ethancoolbro18gamer86
      @ethancoolbro18gamer86 2 роки тому +49

      @@philithegamer8265 you ever heard of opinions?

    • @legendarysayainbroly5963
      @legendarysayainbroly5963 2 роки тому +8

      At least they killed boswer in it fully

    • @StoveToTheFace
      @StoveToTheFace Рік тому +1

      ​@Phili the Gamer If this movie wasn't a Mario movie you would probably like it. Did you like the 5th element?

  • @tempestsquall5882
    @tempestsquall5882 3 роки тому +88

    “This is a mistake that could never be repeated” I come to you from the year 2021 with grave news sir

    • @TheZombersLMAO
      @TheZombersLMAO 2 роки тому +11

      more like amazing news

    • @ArizonanSummer
      @ArizonanSummer Рік тому +1

      Ok, pally.

    • @KaijuForceNeo
      @KaijuForceNeo Рік тому +4

      I also come from the Future! I have to tell you about it like Michael J. Fox did!

    • @Th3Sm1ler
      @Th3Sm1ler Рік тому +4

      I come from the year 2023 to inform you the Mario Movie (2023) is amazing

  • @KhanGarth
    @KhanGarth 8 років тому +451

    Bowser was called King Koopa at one point.

    • @BiggMatt183
      @BiggMatt183 7 років тому +40

      Garth Palmer he was King Koopa in the states up until Super Mario World where he started going by Bowser I was so confused as a kid thinking Bowser and King Koopa were two different characters

    • @KhanGarth
      @KhanGarth 7 років тому

      BiggMatt183 same

    • @anthonychobot2917
      @anthonychobot2917 7 років тому +2

      Garth Palmer Because DIC had a cartoon called COPS named Bowser and a cyber-dog named Blitz thats why he wasnt Bowser wasnt use in the DIC series

    • @mistresskixen6142
      @mistresskixen6142 7 років тому +9

      He was called that but in the manual they did call him bowser koopa. Heck even in the super mario brothers 3 cartoon in an episode koopa once introduced himself as boswer koopa but told the criminal to call him king koopa.

    • @Grimmations
      @Grimmations 7 років тому +2

      He was also called koopa in the mario super show

  • @ShuriBear
    @ShuriBear 8 років тому +352

    3:15 duh, they are not wearing ties!

  • @lupeayala3125
    @lupeayala3125 6 років тому +86

    That animated intro with dinosaurs...looks like a 3DO game...???

  • @KevinLuper99
    @KevinLuper99 5 років тому +134

    James is the most well-spoken and deep thinking youtuber I've ever watched.

    • @shooby9496
      @shooby9496 4 роки тому +7

      "Deep thinker" is a bit of a stretch, too. He's often way too surface-level when he comments on things.

    • @masonasaro2118
      @masonasaro2118 3 роки тому

      at least, when he’s not talking about buffalo diarrhea fuckfarts.

  • @jm08a31
    @jm08a31 7 років тому +251

    R.I.P Bob Hoskins.

  • @jaxer6893
    @jaxer6893 7 років тому +34

    I have never seen the movie completely, but I have read the book adaptation, and guess what the fungus king was called?
    Bowser.
    Fucking Bowser.
    They couldn't name the actual Bowser Bowser, but named the fungus king that wasn't even in the game.

    • @freshrot420
      @freshrot420 5 років тому +1

      I always thought the fungus was Toad!

    • @tiagodarkpeasant
      @tiagodarkpeasant 5 років тому

      @@freshrot420 toad is in the movie, the fungus should be toadstool

  • @flopypingas9766
    @flopypingas9766 8 років тому +135

    would have been better if Luigi had a mustache

  • @williamolsen20
    @williamolsen20 5 років тому +68

    Dennis Hopper's best movie of that era was "Blue Velvet", that was a heck of a movie.

    • @erickgarcia9377
      @erickgarcia9377 4 роки тому +1

      Scrolled through the comments to find this one

    • @rayfran06
      @rayfran06 4 роки тому +3

      I mean anytime we can mention Frank Booth and Blue Velvet, is good! I wish Hopper could have had a shot at playing more quality bad guys before he passed.

  • @yoshifan0312
    @yoshifan0312 8 років тому +117

    Koopa (or Kuppa) was Bowser's name in the Japanese version of Super Mario Bros.

    • @yoshifan0312
      @yoshifan0312 8 років тому +15

      His name was switched to Bowser for the North American release.

    • @CommodoreFan64
      @CommodoreFan64 8 років тому +9

      I always hate when companies do that kind of stuff, unless it's something like SEGA changing the Mega Drive to Genesis because of a trademark.

    • @Rosenleid
      @Rosenleid 8 років тому +6

      Oh James, I expected you know that :o

    • @matic4175
      @matic4175 7 років тому +3

      Yoshifan0312RBLX kupa is poop in Polish

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel 7 років тому +7

      As a kid, I was always told that Bowser was called Koopa.

  • @BabyMitchy
    @BabyMitchy 8 років тому +167

    What does Mario use when shopping? .......A Mario Kart! WAKKA WAKKA!

    • @lerp5555
      @lerp5555 8 років тому +17

      I have an urge to throw a tomato at u .

    • @meowmasterL346
      @meowmasterL346 8 років тому +13

      What gives Mario his daily dose of vitamin D? .......Mario Sunshine!!!!!! BLOOPER BLOOP BLOOP

    • @WarDragonOfTheLight
      @WarDragonOfTheLight 8 років тому +6

      MMMHMM!
      Funnnnnny joke!

    • @trevon444
      @trevon444 8 років тому

      ahhhhhh a dbz abridged fam

    • @Mr.Atari2600
      @Mr.Atari2600 8 років тому +9

      What kind of fruit does Mario enjoy eating? ........... Princess Peach! "BUDUM TSS"

  • @Pressed_For_Time
    @Pressed_For_Time 8 років тому +14

    I remember when i was a kid i BEGGED my dad to take me to see it in theaters, his response : "No, that movie looks stupid as shit" I'll never forget it.. lmao

  • @Movie_Games
    @Movie_Games 4 роки тому +99

    Are we ever going to be able to buy this movie digitally?

  • @TheKurraz
    @TheKurraz 6 років тому +73

    "Princess frog-shit"
    You got me forever guys

  • @IdeaBox-dk5vj
    @IdeaBox-dk5vj 7 років тому +19

    "So, perhaps Bob Hoskins became the real Eddie Valiant."
    Well, in this day and age, when there are countless video game characters, you're not that far off.

  • @glenaladar
    @glenaladar 8 років тому +51

    Maybe the video game is the Shroom Trip and the movie is the real story

    • @QueasyLuigi
      @QueasyLuigi 6 років тому +6

      Dafuq, this man is onto something.

    • @zigfaust
      @zigfaust 5 років тому

      You just fucked up my whole day.

  • @jayp.6166
    @jayp.6166 6 років тому +75

    Bob Hoskins was phenomenal. WFRR is one of my favourite films of all time. And his portrayal of Smee in Hook was pretty fantastic as well. Speaking of which, you should review Hook at some point!

    • @orangeslash1667
      @orangeslash1667 3 роки тому +2

      He REALLLLLLLLLYYYYYY HATES THIS FILM ALOT!!!!!!!

  • @bodoballermann568
    @bodoballermann568 8 років тому +106

    11:52 "Today people take video game movies way more seriously."
    And yet so far they still all suck... :(

    • @brian.jrmontoya3227
      @brian.jrmontoya3227 8 років тому +1

      Sad but also very true.

    • @mooseclappin11
      @mooseclappin11 8 років тому

      Pretty much. Gee, I sure can't wait for them to ruin my favorite games too!

    • @Drain_Life_Archive
      @Drain_Life_Archive 8 років тому +3

      Of all the things to get movies, I still wonder why we couldn't get a MechWarrior movie. I would have been all over this, as I love MechWarrior FMVs. With the Inner Sphere and its hundreds of years of history, you're not at any kind of shortage for a plot either. If you watch any MechWarrior FMV, such as the intros to MechCommander or MechWarrior 4, you can see how awesome a movie could have been. I could written plots for one myself, if I thought anyone of power would ever do something with it.

    • @blackRXrider
      @blackRXrider 8 років тому +2

      Phoenix Wright was good

    • @ThunderDragonRandy
      @ThunderDragonRandy 8 років тому +3

      Warcraft was pretty good (critics may not like it but us Warcraft fans loved it). I also liked the Mortal Kombat movie.

  • @ryanzlatniski1799
    @ryanzlatniski1799 7 років тому +33

    I never understand why people hate how she was called toadstool. If anything it makes more sense. Toadstool is a type of mushroom and the toads look just like them. Plus Mario eats mushrooms all the time.

    • @freezetile8588
      @freezetile8588 6 років тому +9

      And, she's the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom.

    • @jmoz9305
      @jmoz9305 6 років тому

      There's only one toad

    • @freshrot420
      @freshrot420 5 років тому +2

      Eats mushrooms all the time! Laf, I applaud your wit, that one was good XD

  • @baileydrew8459
    @baileydrew8459 8 років тому +56

    0:55 Is it just me or does John Leguizamo look like Mike Matei? Does this mean Luigi has the 10 inch python in the Mario family?

  • @MandMS123
    @MandMS123 4 роки тому +38

    This movie invented a thing for Luigi and Daisy. You learn something new every day

  • @theboredcyborg
    @theboredcyborg 6 років тому +141

    Great review. I love this film, while still recognizing it's faults. It's an imaginative, unique film, and a time capsule of the era in which it was made.

    • @KnakuanaRka
      @KnakuanaRka 5 років тому +4

      Sure, though it’s still hard to look at this film without having expectations shaped by Mario’s modern style and feel. Time has not treated this film politely; maybe if it wasn’t claiming to be Mario, people would look more carefully at it.

    • @wokeone8387
      @wokeone8387 4 роки тому +5

      This is such a classic! Loved it when I was younger. Brought back so many memories once I bought it on dvd years ago.

    • @pjdianalan7934
      @pjdianalan7934 4 роки тому +4

      Still better than Ghostbusters 2016.

    • @southern_cinephile3412
      @southern_cinephile3412 2 роки тому

      I agree

  • @danielciufo7765
    @danielciufo7765 8 років тому +105

    Wonder what James thinks of Wreckit Ralph!!

    • @ElijahRichards25
      @ElijahRichards25 8 років тому +17

      or PIXELS

    • @FizzleFX
      @FizzleFX 8 років тому +1

      He sure loves it. Come on its great!

    • @FizzleFX
      @FizzleFX 8 років тому +5

      I know a lot of ppl hate Sandler and YES... he did show of to much (again)... BUT... overall... the movie wasnt half bad. I mean -. for a video game movie, quite good in fact! I was able to enjoy it mostly

    • @TMundohere
      @TMundohere 8 років тому +1

      +Miguel Sanchez agreed, pixels had some hidden goodfilm to it.

    • @Gio-vn9yj
      @Gio-vn9yj 8 років тому +2

      i think pixels is like the only action movie adam sandler starred in, either way it was allright

  • @marthson4235
    @marthson4235 7 років тому +24

    I love the Super Mario Bros movie! I was just getting into Nintendo after playing Super Smash Bros Brawl and I found the Super Mario Bros movie at Block Buster. Since I never really played the games before hand, I had nothing to compare it to. I watched it everyday, all day until we had to turn it back in. I'm pretty sure we rented it more than once. I was honestly surprised when I found out that the majority didn't like it. I have it on DVD now. Through some stroke of luck, I got it in a white elephant exchange. Best present ever!

  • @sykosocial9
    @sykosocial9 2 роки тому +14

    Idgaf, I loved this movie. I think the reasoning is because my son was a huge Mario Bros fan when he was very little. We even watch the Super Mario Super Show, the old live action tv show. Sometimes a movie is so bad, that it’s actually great. This is one of them for me

  • @Kem1kal13
    @Kem1kal13 8 років тому +81

    They could easily remake this with Danny Devito and Charlie Day

    • @groovylobster
      @groovylobster 8 років тому +6

      That would be the greatest movie ever

    • @lerp5555
      @lerp5555 8 років тому

      U win

    • @nobel11
      @nobel11 8 років тому

      mind=blown.
      Yes, someone make this happen.

    • @MatthewBaran
      @MatthewBaran 8 років тому

      I like bangin whores

    • @SuperSensei
      @SuperSensei 8 років тому +2

      "You bang the dead bodies? I imagine stuff like that goes on all the time."

  • @OmegaSoypreme
    @OmegaSoypreme 8 років тому +22

    11:10 Those are Torpedo Teds, James.

  • @blackraven85_1
    @blackraven85_1 8 років тому +55

    I always felt the movie was alright. Still enjoyable. It's interesting that Nintendo is considering a new animated film of Super Mario Bros, but this time they're said to be doing things themselves.

  • @twistedinnocence8617
    @twistedinnocence8617 5 років тому +118

    If you dont compare it to the video games, it's actually not a bad movie. It's rather unique and funny.

    • @MrBeefyBeef
      @MrBeefyBeef 4 роки тому +8

      I like it

    • @Nestalgba92023
      @Nestalgba92023 4 роки тому +3

      And it get weird dark and gritty that it's not rated G.

    • @nothumanz
      @nothumanz 3 роки тому +2

      Nah it's just kinda weird and bland

    • @SapphireHeartTippy
      @SapphireHeartTippy 3 роки тому +8

      It's a guilty pleasure I have to admit, I enjoy it
      It's awful but awfully enjoyable, to me at least

    • @joepermenter7228
      @joepermenter7228 Рік тому

      This movie does nothing other than elevate Ghostbusters 2 to the exceptional level it should be held to.

  • @rezaka116
    @rezaka116 8 років тому +138

    We need to reboot this movie! Super Mariana Sisters!

    • @AquaTwist_
      @AquaTwist_ 8 років тому +14

      Like the god awful Ghostbusters reboot?

    • @EatWave
      @EatWave 8 років тому +15

      They could always just use The Great Giana Sisters which is already a female version of Super Mario Brothers.

    • @EazyCheeze
      @EazyCheeze 8 років тому

      And it already has a cool reboot game which is very awesome; the sisters TWIST their dream world with their various moves, switching places on the fly to change the background, colors and music, collect their own collectible crystals and get to various places! That might be a cool movie concept.

    • @rezaka116
      @rezaka116 8 років тому

      noisyturtle [Pay fine]

    • @rosecouch8642
      @rosecouch8642 8 років тому +3

      Best....Joke....Ever lol

  • @gigabyte_03-l7o
    @gigabyte_03-l7o 8 років тому +166

    actually in japan bowser is called koopa

    • @twes003
      @twes003 7 років тому +5

      Giggywerty I never knew that! Thanks dr. Sherlock!

    • @neb_5288
      @neb_5288 7 років тому +13

      *king koopa dude not koopa

    • @starlord3753
      @starlord3753 6 років тому +11

      Weez Elite Playaz king is a title, koopa is japan bowsers name.

    • @slitchey
      @slitchey 6 років тому +8

      It's sucks that we got the Japanese name for browser in the movie but got daisy and not peach as the princess.

    • @nahcKE
      @nahcKE 6 років тому +3

      @@neb_5288 Koopas are called ''ノコノコ(Nokonoko)'' in Japan. So Bowser is usually called just ''Koopa''.

  • @SethAurelius94
    @SethAurelius94 8 років тому +103

    There actually was a sequel but only exists as a web comic

    • @joshuaarmstrong2445
      @joshuaarmstrong2445 8 років тому +6

      Found it. I know what I'll be doing after work.

    • @joshuaarmstrong2445
      @joshuaarmstrong2445 8 років тому +1

      ***** simple Google search mario bros movie sequel comic

    • @jac_238
      @jac_238 8 років тому +10

      Anyone have a link?

    • @ElijahRichards25
      @ElijahRichards25 8 років тому +1

      There is? Have to look into that.

    • @megaton_a
      @megaton_a 8 років тому +1

      It's actually pretty good, too.

  • @carlossanchezr.7283
    @carlossanchezr.7283 3 роки тому +10

    Back in the 90s in México we always called Bowser, "Koopa".So when the movie came out, it made sense to everybody. The koopa troopers were only know as "tortugas".

    • @Trashboat4444
      @Trashboat4444 2 роки тому +1

      Was it because of the super show?

  • @heidifedor
    @heidifedor 8 років тому +25

    The best Mario Bros. movie was a Japanime where Mario wants to rescue Toadstool from a forceful marriage to Bowser. Luigi just wants gold. What's funny is watching Bowser being in denial that Toadstool doesn't reciprocate his feelings. I don't speak Japanese, so I can't remember what it was called. The ending is typical of how Toadstool treats Mario.

    • @kneau
      @kneau 7 років тому +7

      Heidi Fedor
      SMB: The Great Mission to Save Princess Peach

    • @hobbitpsi
      @hobbitpsi 7 років тому +8

      Someone still calls it Japanime in this day and age?

    • @mr.hydrogen1004
      @mr.hydrogen1004 6 років тому +2

      Taz DFFD
      Afganistanimation

    • @floggyWM1
      @floggyWM1 6 років тому +1

      sounds like a porno movie

    • @Stoppskylten
      @Stoppskylten 5 років тому

      @@39zack It is from french though, so "japanime" would distinguish it from french anime. Should anyone be confusing them. ;)

  • @RavenHouseMystery
    @RavenHouseMystery 8 років тому +16

    Thanks for the review, James. I always wondered what you thought about the Super Mario Bros. film. I hope you do more movie reviews in the future.

  • @tadecker82
    @tadecker82 7 років тому +48

    STILL hoping Nintendo grows the balls to do a Legend of Zelda movie... THERE is a game that can translate to the big screen.

    • @pantheman2842
      @pantheman2842 5 років тому +6

      I hope it doesn't end up like this.
      Because imagine Link with a mustache, no Zelda, Octorocks with human bodies, machine guns and blaster, Ganondorf as a mob boss who turns into a dinosaur and the setting being on Earth.
      But, on the other hand, if executed correctly, it would be legitimately awesome.

    • @nerdsquid9951
      @nerdsquid9951 5 років тому +1

      Tim Decker that and Metroid

    • @rs72098
      @rs72098 5 років тому +1

      Triple H should play Ganondorf

    • @yourex-wife4259
      @yourex-wife4259 5 років тому +2

      Danny Devito as Link

  • @Tamarack_Barbell
    @Tamarack_Barbell 4 роки тому +13

    I absolutely loved that movie when it came out. Still one of my favorite movies of my childhood.

  • @davidmarlowe511
    @davidmarlowe511 7 років тому +52

    One of the biggest let downs as a kid

    • @twistedyogert
      @twistedyogert 5 років тому

      Worse than Michael Bay's Transformers movies?

  • @Joshtox-bc8wk
    @Joshtox-bc8wk 7 років тому +13

    R.I.P. Dennis Hopper
    I'll always remember him as the hollywood villain of movies

  • @maxkapsalis1704
    @maxkapsalis1704 8 років тому +103

    James is Just being nice because he doesnt want to be accused of being T-rextist. LOL

  • @928studiosinc06
    @928studiosinc06 8 місяців тому +4

    I really want to address this: I downright DESPISE when they call him King Koopa. It's not as memorable a name nor as frightening as Bowser. That's a fitting name for an imposing villain. I know in Japan he's King Koopa, but I grew up hearing his name be Bowser, so that's what stuck to me.

  • @Ashleymaul
    @Ashleymaul 8 років тому +263

    Better than 6 Resident Evil movies

    • @MisterHeroman
      @MisterHeroman 7 років тому +1

      sorokonojkaboris naw

    • @InsidiousOne
      @InsidiousOne 7 років тому +2

      Zero Cool the pussy in a wrong place can ruin the greatest things

    • @SOYZBEANPRODUCTIONS
      @SOYZBEANPRODUCTIONS 7 років тому +1

      sorokonojkaboris I totally agree with that

    • @KyleCashGames
      @KyleCashGames 7 років тому

      The Anderson movies made a billion dollars darling ;)
      Also Resident Evil Vendetta was as bad as Afterlife

    • @annascheite7856
      @annascheite7856 7 років тому

      OH DAMN SON REKT

  • @Dreadjaws
    @Dreadjaws 8 років тому +38

    Not gonna lie, I have a soft spot for this movie. If you ignore the fact that it's supposed to be an adaptation, it works much better on its own. It's not by any means great, but it's fun.

    • @willlowrymedicated2816
      @willlowrymedicated2816 8 років тому +3

      I can appreciate it for what it is. Cyberpunk + dinosaurs with mushrooms on top.

    • @rich1051414
      @rich1051414 8 років тому

      This movie was unsettling to me as a kid, but I liked it in a weird way.

    • @johnperez2137
      @johnperez2137 8 років тому

      Same haha saw this with my brothers when we were kids and sometimes we still reference it. We will always remember to trust the fungus!

    • @bloodandsilver3440
      @bloodandsilver3440 8 років тому +1

      I agree. the film deserves more credit.

    • @_ChrisRobinson
      @_ChrisRobinson 8 років тому

      Nothing wrong with that. Nostalgia makes the shittiest of things seem like masterpieces

  • @tyhite100
    @tyhite100 8 років тому +6

    Dennis Hopper?!?! Blue Velvet Dennis Hopper?!?! "I'll fuck anything that moves" Dennis Hopper?!?! He agreed to be in this?!?!?!

    • @Endzeitstille
      @Endzeitstille 7 років тому +1

      Tyler Hite he really needed the money

  • @benjaminsvideochannel7189
    @benjaminsvideochannel7189 Рік тому +8

    'if Nintendo had produced the film themselves maybe it could have been done properly and in 20 years since they've never tried again it scarred them that much"
    and now almost 10 years later after this video, Nintendo is teaming up with Illumination for a new movie

    • @toainsully
      @toainsully Рік тому

      It seemed that Nintendo had definitely learnt from their mistakes

  • @mds6387
    @mds6387 7 років тому +51

    It wasn't a terrible movie. It was entertaining. Which I can't say that for most movies now days.

    • @lordkrythic6246
      @lordkrythic6246 5 років тому +1

      I completely agree with this sentiment. Most modern movies can't achieve what this movie did. Perhaps not in terms of budget, but certainly in terms of actual enjoyment. It's sad that we never saw the promised sequel at the end.

    • @redonyx8591
      @redonyx8591 5 років тому

      Lord Krythic I chose to buy this movie over Captain Marvel, clearly I made the correct choice.

    • @vaylonkenadell
      @vaylonkenadell 5 років тому

      You're right -- the film takes a lot of flak, but it's a surprisingly enjoyable sci-fi B movie.

  • @lutalivresarnoso5808
    @lutalivresarnoso5808 6 років тому +36

    and now, we'll have another Mario movie, but this time animated by Ilumination Studios (Despicable Me)
    please make it good.

  • @lerp5555
    @lerp5555 8 років тому +59

    Open the door get on the floor. Everybody walk the Dinosaur!

    • @MalakMacabre
      @MalakMacabre 8 років тому +10

      Cheers! Glad someone else remembers that goofy song.

    • @quiethere45
      @quiethere45 8 років тому

      thundershot69?

    • @SethPortland
      @SethPortland 8 років тому

      I didn't even know that was a song. I thought that it was just this overly done internet meme that was used to try an piss people off.

    • @lerp5555
      @lerp5555 8 років тому

      +Seth Portland (Internet Educator) lol I'm not trying to piss anyone off tho . That song just plays at the end of the movie

    • @jayconlley4734
      @jayconlley4734 8 років тому

      +Seth Portland (Internet Educator) Nope it is in fact a crappy 80s song that should do what the 80s did and die.

  • @hexagonal69
    @hexagonal69 Рік тому +5

    Now that there’s a new Mario movie coming, I wanna see James review that one.

  • @illuminatioracle
    @illuminatioracle 6 років тому +34

    princess toadstool
    king koopa
    dr robotnik
    THERE! I SAID IT!

    • @andrewdevine3920
      @andrewdevine3920 5 років тому +9

      I'll be dead in the cold, cold ground before I ever call Robotnik 'Eggman'.

    • @Alexinytown
      @Alexinytown 5 років тому +5

      Always Robotnik

    • @brandont7214
      @brandont7214 5 років тому +1

      @@andrewdevine3920 Amen to that! :)

    • @davidhizuhara3191
      @davidhizuhara3191 5 років тому +3

      His name is dr Robotnik!

    • @commentcontrol7187
      @commentcontrol7187 5 років тому +2

      he's always been bowser and in japan she's always been peach

  • @ijdgaf323
    @ijdgaf323 8 років тому +29

    With all the movies that Hollywood is needlessly remaking/rebooting, this is one of those movies that actually needs that treatment.

    • @Rkay421
      @Rkay421 8 років тому +1

      Don't think Nintendio would let that happen

    • @smegstar8527
      @smegstar8527 8 років тому +6

      no way

    • @Amy.B
      @Amy.B 8 років тому +1

      Maybe animated but not live action.

    • @Preeve
      @Preeve 8 років тому +1

      +mipmipmipmipmip What about Melissa McCarthy? Every movie needs more of her, right?

    • @MalakMacabre
      @MalakMacabre 8 років тому +2

      +Reeve Isaacs Apparently she's the secret ingredient to make us loathe a movie.

  • @GothicKin
    @GothicKin 8 років тому +47

    Did Mike Matei play Luigi like wtf look at the similarity

    • @MultiAj2003
      @MultiAj2003 8 років тому

      That's what I was thinking

    • @gone231
      @gone231 8 років тому

      I thought the same...but thought it was only me.

    • @MrLukeStump
      @MrLukeStump 8 років тому +3

      I thought so too at 7:55 of this clip!

  • @supermariof0521
    @supermariof0521 Рік тому +5

    11:56 Well that aged like fine wine.

  • @andrewjonas1018
    @andrewjonas1018 7 років тому +5

    I remember seeing the Super Mario Brothers add from an ALIENS movie magazine that sold figures from the Alien movies in the early 1990's. I was so excited...but then I seen it and was like wow this is not what I expected but hey Hudson couldn't of said it better himself..."Game over man!! Game over!!" God rest Paxton's soul.

  • @BenjtheMan
    @BenjtheMan 7 років тому +6

    Your reviews are always fucking awesome. I love this movie but strictly from a nostalgic point of view; I saw it as a kid and was pissed that they messed up the adaptation -- but at the same time when watching it today, it still brings me back to my childhood and I think that what should count... at least for THIS one.

  • @KenjiAsakura09
    @KenjiAsakura09 8 років тому +55

    kinda like Chrono Trigger with Ayla and the Reptites

  • @RetroGaming-gp2ef
    @RetroGaming-gp2ef Рік тому +8

    Hopefully in 2 months he’ll review the new 2023 Mario movie.

  • @samtron5000
    @samtron5000 8 років тому +33

    Bowser is and always has been Koopa in Japan. I don't know why they chose to use the Japanese name rather than the English name for an American movie, though.

    • @MrParkerman6
      @MrParkerman6 6 років тому +1

      His name is Bowser. King Koopa is his title.

  • @darcys2176
    @darcys2176 7 років тому +28

    sounds like someone desperately wanted to expose children to the harsh realities of the world.

  • @cemeek89
    @cemeek89 8 місяців тому +4

    I just realized: we descended from the apes, and Koopa descended from dinosaurs or lizards…Godzilla vs Kong?

  • @4Legacy
    @4Legacy 3 роки тому +3

    He was always King Koopa on The Super Mario Bros. Super Show. When this movie came out, I knew him best as King Koopa. It wasn't until Super Mario World that I ever actually heard him commonly referred to as Bowser

  • @jackofalltrades417
    @jackofalltrades417 8 років тому +33

    how is it that everybody tries to forget this movie, but nobody will stop talking about sonic 06

  • @MuttonTheDragon
    @MuttonTheDragon 8 років тому +27

    Wait... the 80s and 90s were about dinosaurs... the late 00s and the 10s are about zombies...
    I just got a new horror movie idea... Zombie Dinosaurs.
    You might be able to shoot a human zombie and kill it, but how are you gonna take down the mighty T-rex zombie!?

    • @MuttonTheDragon
      @MuttonTheDragon 8 років тому +3

      Boredness That might actually be a funny twist... They think the world is saved because they evolved the zombie dinosaurs into normal zombies, they think they saved the day.
      Then the zombies attack.

    • @andrewvanhalen1984
      @andrewvanhalen1984 8 років тому +1

      Space Vampires vs Zombie Dinosaurs in 3d

    • @ClassicBoxingMatches
      @ClassicBoxingMatches 8 років тому +3

      +ajmaroudas nazi werewolves

  • @poppadave3710
    @poppadave3710 4 роки тому +17

    I've had the elevator music from this movie stuck in my head for 27 years. I still hum it periodically.

  • @1122markj
    @1122markj 5 років тому +5

    Just as Princess Toadstool was always Princess Peach in Japan. Bowser was always Koopa in Japan. The movie seems to have picked the names they felt most to be most fitting.

  • @Alexinytown
    @Alexinytown 3 роки тому +11

    "It's a Blast!". Even back then the Washington Post was making stuff up 😏

  • @aderaidou
    @aderaidou 3 роки тому +6

    Nintendo announced a new Mario movie today on their Nintendo Direct - 9.23.2021 stream.

  • @Ironman1o1
    @Ironman1o1 8 років тому +7

    Wasn't the weird clash because the directors basically filled their own movie (a blade runner ripoff), ignoring anything Mario brothers, and the producers, with no budget left had to cut together something with what was already there?

    • @colliric
      @colliric 8 років тому +2

      No, it's because the screenplay was in fact based on the 1983 arcade game which was vastly different to it's "Super" sequel. The screenwriter for whatever reason(mostly because Supershow adapted it too) felt that the original Mario game's canon needed to be adapted as officially a storyline part of the series. That's why we ended up with a film set in the sewer system of New York, about Mario and Luigi descending into the sewers of NYC to fight Koopas and finding an alternate dimension called the Mushroom Kingdom in the sewers of NYC. Plus "Mario Mario" and "Luigi Mario"....
      Let's face it, Nintendo should have told the film-makers "You know you should do it purely as an adaptation of the sequel, and the sequel's sequels. Don't fret too much about the original original game and it's story. 'Super Mario Bros.' was a reboot anyway in hindsight".... but they didn't.

  • @OllarProductions
    @OllarProductions 2 роки тому +6

    This place is probably gonna get flooded when the 2023 mario movie comes out

  • @standardcorrespondence4057
    @standardcorrespondence4057 8 років тому +4

    Wasn't that red spiky lady supposed to be a spiny, those enemies that lakitu throws off his cloud?

  • @captainfunktastic2255
    @captainfunktastic2255 3 роки тому +14

    James: "...This was a mistake that could never be repeated. Today, people take video game way more seriously, and if Nintendo had produced the film themselves, maybe it could have been done properly. And in 20 years since, they've never tried again. It scared them *that* much."
    Chris Pratt entered the chat.

  • @JudgeLazar
    @JudgeLazar 8 років тому +8

    I don't understand all the hate this movie gets. I like it, one of my childhood classics. I mean I dunno what people expect from a Mario brothers movie. I mean yeah it's nowhere near a master piece but I think they did a good job taking it somewhere new.

  • @CitizenLily
    @CitizenLily 3 роки тому +2

    So now that we have further details on the Illumination Mario movie, did this just pop into anyone elses recommended?

  • @angelb7655
    @angelb7655 7 років тому +7

    Now all they need to do is make Super Mario Bros. the game based on the movie based on the game based on the movie....

  • @Ground40015
    @Ground40015 5 років тому +10

    7:39 HEY LOOK!It’s Fishy Boopkins(right)

  • @mrplow8
    @mrplow8 5 років тому +4

    I always thought Bowser was called Koopa in the NES games and was renamed Bowser in Super Mario World. I never knew it called him Bowser in the original instruction manual.

  • @RobVerdone
    @RobVerdone 2 місяці тому +1

    It's that it's honestly a Mob movie. Like a mob production complete with Geoni Russo from the Godfather bragging about his control of the docks.