Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 (Xbox 360) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

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  • @storingjazzinmycheeksforth5319
    @storingjazzinmycheeksforth5319 4 роки тому +2434

    You can tell James just got a new greenscreen and was really excited about it.

  • @rebca_
    @rebca_ 5 років тому +4316

    4:08 Let's all appreciate that the Nerd actually goes behind the text box.

    • @connorarrants3573
      @connorarrants3573 5 років тому +286

      Let's also accept the fact that he kills himself afterwards

    • @Super-Shafs
      @Super-Shafs 5 років тому +68

      James, the need, be like: Wait for me, Tails!!!!

    • @fllowerknight
      @fllowerknight 5 років тому +104

      Then right after he's in front of it talking about shoes.

    • @vinnyreed723
      @vinnyreed723 5 років тому +54

      Almost makes up for the bottom left corner

    • @TiagoEliasu
      @TiagoEliasu 5 років тому +9

      haha poor tails

  • @koznmuran7888
    @koznmuran7888 7 років тому +1050

    "How bad could this po- it's gonna fucking suck, isn't it?!"
    Badass delivery.

  • @antenna_prolly
    @antenna_prolly 3 роки тому +547

    7:15 - "who could punch a whale so hard it becomes airborne?"
    probably Chin

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 3 роки тому +11

      Or knuckles or omega

    • @Nozomi89AceGaymer
      @Nozomi89AceGaymer 3 роки тому +21

      Looks like HK97 and avgn episode about HK97 legacy still continues

    • @henrysokol3466
      @henrysokol3466 2 роки тому +2

      I actually think it looks like the kid is flinging out his arms against the orca as it tries to crush him.

    • @andrealopriore9062
      @andrealopriore9062 2 роки тому +4

      Chuck Norris! < insert the "CHUCK NORRIIISSS!!!!" meme here>

    • @joaquinvaleri7022
      @joaquinvaleri7022 2 роки тому

      @@Nozomi89AceGaymer is 97 not 96 obviously

  • @zwishking6032
    @zwishking6032 7 років тому +6083

    The kid with the dog should've been like: you guessed it, I'm the lost dog!

    • @damnit7418
      @damnit7418 7 років тому +310

      Zwish King Welcome Welcome Welcome Welcome Welcome

    • @kemosonicfan123lbp
      @kemosonicfan123lbp 7 років тому +185

      Zwish King he was pointing at a mirror

    • @Ermahnerd
      @Ermahnerd 7 років тому +47

      lmao Dammit.

    • @Smashlander
      @Smashlander 7 років тому +99

      I laughed much harder than I should have

    • @spicyfuse
      @spicyfuse 7 років тому +37

      Yeah cause he is a whiney bitch. Good point.

  • @remino
    @remino 7 років тому +2427

    13:20 The weirdest thing is how the whole scene happens in front of the Windows XP wallpaper.

    • @juanete838
      @juanete838 7 років тому +141

      Lol yes I thought the same. And it was 2006 and the Microsoft console

    • @ThatHeatedBread
      @ThatHeatedBread 7 років тому +36

      I thought I was seeing things xD

    • @CyberneticEden
      @CyberneticEden 7 років тому +47

      How blissful.

    • @DanDaManWhoCan64
      @DanDaManWhoCan64 7 років тому +12

      You are so right, what the hell?!

    • @tailedgates9
      @tailedgates9 7 років тому +27

      And her gross face. I HATE her face in that scene.

  • @ghostonfire24
    @ghostonfire24 7 років тому +10536

    in 2027 James will start doing reviews of nintendo switch games

    • @thedx
      @thedx 7 років тому +2005

      "1-2-Switch, more like 1-2-Shit" - James Rolfe, 2027

    • @ScootaNinja
      @ScootaNinja 7 років тому +571

      Danny Savage 10 years would still be too early. when he's around 80, he'll just barely be doing Wii games.

    • @maximilian6830
      @maximilian6830 7 років тому +206

      james will be like in his 40's then XD

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 7 років тому +44

      Spawn haha

    • @ultimacj
      @ultimacj 7 років тому +26

      must be that bad of a console

  • @michaelporter584
    @michaelporter584 3 роки тому +822

    Watching James run into the wall with a camera gets me every time

    • @birdiepitchfeather63
      @birdiepitchfeather63 3 роки тому +28

      I know right?

    • @PrideEepy64
      @PrideEepy64 11 місяців тому +6

      THE GAME IS GIVING ME SH*T
      2:21 Sonic 06: Take it
      Nerd: NOO NOO NOOO

  • @CardboardSliver
    @CardboardSliver 4 роки тому +3157

    "What Bad Sonic Games?"
    Oh old James, you poor, sweet, innocent bastard.

    • @tailedgates9
      @tailedgates9 4 роки тому +137

      He shouldn't have to go down that hole. He should stay far away from it. Lol

    • @baldyairkid1831
      @baldyairkid1831 4 роки тому +120

      @@tailedgates9 Waiting for the inevitable Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric review.

    • @enoughmirror4949
      @enoughmirror4949 4 роки тому +23

      @@baldyairkid1831 bro Sonic Boom Rise of Lyric is 6 years old and is only on the Nintendo Wii U

    • @BBoy4040
      @BBoy4040 4 роки тому +41

      @@enoughmirror4949 Thank you for stating facts?

    • @enoughmirror4949
      @enoughmirror4949 4 роки тому +2

      @@BBoy4040 your welcome now that you mentioned it

  • @dankpenguin4205
    @dankpenguin4205 5 років тому +2844

    What if you
    Wanted to go to heaven
    But god said
    NOW LOADING

    • @cloudmaker7455
      @cloudmaker7455 5 років тому +63

      You mean purgatory?

    • @Sagemaster00
      @Sagemaster00 5 років тому +49

      He also said
      “ITS NO USE!!!”

    • @Hi_Just_Fred
      @Hi_Just_Fred 5 років тому +31

      If it crashed while loading does your soul data get lost?

    • @legoboy-ox2kx
      @legoboy-ox2kx 5 років тому +20

      Heaven wouldn't have a loading screen. This is definitely the other place.

    • @horserhimself8222
      @horserhimself8222 5 років тому +6

      Then I'll say
      GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!

  • @mastersethgaming1795
    @mastersethgaming1795 5 років тому +2002

    “I don’t recall any sonic game where sonic coexist with humans”
    Sonic Adventure?

    • @princesoulger999
      @princesoulger999 5 років тому +258

      My guess is AVGN only experienced the Sonic games before Sonic Adventures.

    • @Cl04d
      @Cl04d 5 років тому +69

      Best game of the 3d Sonic games!

    • @saricubra2867
      @saricubra2867 4 роки тому +24

      @★ Froggie Animation ★ Sonic Adventure did the City setting for a game platformer like decades before Mario with Odyssey.

    • @Crepuculum
      @Crepuculum 4 роки тому +37

      Sonic originally was going to have a human girlfriend but got cut for obvious reasons.

    • @fatyoshi1456
      @fatyoshi1456 4 роки тому +5

      Super Mario Oddysey?

  • @craigjohnson2918
    @craigjohnson2918 4 роки тому +1056

    I swear sonic 06 is a bootleg fanfic that some how got licensed by Sega

    • @camero4134
      @camero4134 4 роки тому +91

      No, its an actual SEGA game, which was teared down and released as an untested alpha build as a result of executive meddling.

    • @ryanm8529
      @ryanm8529 4 роки тому +58

      Really? If they replaced Elise with some Hedgehog no one would care about the kiss

    • @pkthefirst1524
      @pkthefirst1524 3 роки тому +2

      Cmon man it’s better than that

    • @Garlicbreadsupremacist631
      @Garlicbreadsupremacist631 3 роки тому +6

      Correct

    • @ryanm8529
      @ryanm8529 3 роки тому +1

      @@Garlicbreadsupremacist631 nope

  • @arrowdynamic6892
    @arrowdynamic6892 4 роки тому +1614

    13:14 nothin like a cartoon hedgehog chilling with a semi realistic girl in the windows xp background
    Edit: there i fixed it, y'all hazbins happy?

    • @mystari4445
      @mystari4445 4 роки тому +71

      Sounds like something straight from r/surrealmemes

    • @theunderlyinghaterlol7
      @theunderlyinghaterlol7 4 роки тому +14

      Seems legit

    • @thenamesaj8554
      @thenamesaj8554 4 роки тому +31

      What I was thinking the entire time. Thought he was gonna reference the background 😂

    • @arrowdynamic6892
      @arrowdynamic6892 4 роки тому +4

      @@thenamesaj8554 if he didn't them i did

    • @FunBoysGaming
      @FunBoysGaming 3 роки тому +4

      it’s pure bliss, isn’t it

  • @chaosinternational3584
    @chaosinternational3584 4 роки тому +4466

    They spent all their budget on the opening scene lol

    • @crabapplefarm6042
      @crabapplefarm6042 4 роки тому +92

      LOL that is so true

    • @SonicBoss1991
      @SonicBoss1991 4 роки тому +179

      Probably spent it all on the soundtrack

    • @camero4134
      @camero4134 4 роки тому +152

      Nah it was released in an untested alpha stage.
      Like Big Rigs.

    • @exclusive2393
      @exclusive2393 3 роки тому +73

      They spent all of it on the ost and the opening cutscene to be honest

    • @jordancromwell
      @jordancromwell 3 роки тому +22

      @@exclusive2393 No the game is unfinished

  • @Re1j11
    @Re1j11 7 років тому +257

    Miles "Tails" Prower, killing himself since Sonic the Hedgehog 2

  • @jackbrigoli7452
    @jackbrigoli7452 2 роки тому +163

    As a massive Sonic the Hedgehog fan I remember buying this game thinking it was going to be amazing. The cover looked pretty epic and it was called Sonic the Hedgehog. The pictures of the game play looked brilliant. And then I played it. Once. And never again.

    • @noneofyourbusiness1998
      @noneofyourbusiness1998 2 роки тому +12

      Must've been heartbreaking.

    • @jackbrigoli7452
      @jackbrigoli7452 2 роки тому +17

      @@noneofyourbusiness1998 Infuriating is more the word but sure.

    • @patcahill3724
      @patcahill3724 Рік тому +6

      Same, it’s the worst Sonic game in my opinion

    • @spyduc
      @spyduc Рік тому +4

      ​@@patcahill3724 Except the soundtrack, it is the best imo

  • @marleyfett6569
    @marleyfett6569 4 роки тому +4753

    Nerd: "I'm not aware of any sonic games where sonic the hedgehog is coexisting with human beings."
    Eggman: do I just not exist?

    • @gabrielbarblay8120
      @gabrielbarblay8120 4 роки тому +634

      *The entirety of sonic adventure*: am i a joke to you?

    • @mikeanthony3300
      @mikeanthony3300 4 роки тому +445

      He is not human though. He is an Eggman.

    • @marleyfett6569
      @marleyfett6569 4 роки тому +211

      Eggman is human. As oddly disruptionle he is, he's still human.

    • @mikeanthony3300
      @mikeanthony3300 4 роки тому +114

      @@marleyfett6569 No, he is an Eggman. Not a human.

    • @theinternalkiller
      @theinternalkiller 4 роки тому +136

      Dr Ivo Robotnik is a G O D and a L E G E N D.

  • @dinnerboi
    @dinnerboi 7 років тому +731

    I came back to AVGN after several years to see how his content changed and honestly I was amazed. I laughed just as hard as I did way back when. I'm glad there are still content creators true to their roots.

    • @TheBrainScratcher
      @TheBrainScratcher 7 років тому +4

      just dont watch episode 141 and 143 then.

    • @MichaelVitello
      @MichaelVitello 7 років тому +8

      Uncucked but episode 143 had Keith appicary (Nathan barnatt) in it and he's awesome

  • @bloxztr2601
    @bloxztr2601 7 років тому +247

    "Did Tails just kill himself!?!" Yeah, nothing new, why do you ask?
    Seriously, you didn't know? It's a key component to Tails in any Sonic game! If Tails' AI cannot automatically do such, then the game is clearly flawed.

    • @luvustavaasonian1799
      @luvustavaasonian1799 7 років тому +7

      He is a lonely little fox that is living in the segas weird mushroom trip worlds. With some weird mutations and other shit. No wonder he some times wants to jump into his fucking death.

    • @davidarmstrong6288
      @davidarmstrong6288 7 років тому

      BLOXZTER .

  • @filipadsiekierka5350
    @filipadsiekierka5350 3 роки тому +169

    „Okay, Sonic! I’ll be right back!”
    *kills himself*

    • @The_Bad_guy-j4c
      @The_Bad_guy-j4c 3 роки тому +6

      Lol

    • @henrysokol3466
      @henrysokol3466 2 роки тому +7

      He politely excuses himself to _commit suicide a few times_ out of the blue... and then returns like nothing has happened.

  • @BirdRaiserE
    @BirdRaiserE 7 років тому +686

    Sonic 06 is finally old enough to be covered by AVGN.....
    God I'm old

  • @Denny-sq3he
    @Denny-sq3he 7 років тому +2045

    It won't be long before he does Ride to Hell: Retribution

    • @famyemil
      @famyemil 7 років тому +40

      Slatericy yes, hope he does this

    • @TrafalgarDWaterLawIhatebread
      @TrafalgarDWaterLawIhatebread 7 років тому +88

      Or Drake of the 99 Dragons

    • @JohnnyWolfblood
      @JohnnyWolfblood 7 років тому +59

      He should break his ten years old rule just to review it.

    • @DeathmanElf
      @DeathmanElf 7 років тому +30

      What I like the best about that game that it have rating on front cover
      01%

    • @NeoJ4K3
      @NeoJ4K3 7 років тому +1

      Xbox Jared um that's a great game, ridiculous, sure, but not bad

  • @tamaking86
    @tamaking86 7 років тому +591

    "I mean how bad can it possibly...its gonna fuckin SUCK isn't it??"
    I laughed loud at this!

    • @Dekacho
      @Dekacho 7 років тому +14

      You can bet we ALL did!!!!

    • @henrysokol3466
      @henrysokol3466 2 роки тому +9

      "I changed my mind; this game's awesome."
      As long as you let yourself see accidental comedy as *comedy* rather than just flaws in something more serious, it's _gold._

  • @oliverpony
    @oliverpony 4 роки тому +617

    The townspeople look like they belong in The Sims

    • @iperson651
      @iperson651 4 роки тому +32

      Somehow Mario did it way better

    • @thekiller7994
      @thekiller7994 4 роки тому +18

      Or NPC’s in Fallout or any other adventure rpg’s

    • @mr.pendleton7121
      @mr.pendleton7121 3 роки тому +10

      @@iperson651 Mario Odyssey’s realistic humans are presented as kind of being a joke, or just another strange surreal thing that exists in the Mario World.

    • @goharderthanyesterday3935
      @goharderthanyesterday3935 3 роки тому

      Test Drive Unlimited create a character 🤣

    • @Hapstaluigi
      @Hapstaluigi 3 роки тому +6

      No, the whole game looks like some weird FuturisticHub animation.

  • @otherworldmusicvideos7925
    @otherworldmusicvideos7925 7 років тому +2037

    "Captain America left his crates layin' around." 10/10 quote

    • @EspikCZ
      @EspikCZ 7 років тому +7

      Yeah, that bothers ;-)

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 7 років тому +6

      vildern haha

    • @cptdumplin
      @cptdumplin 7 років тому +4

      And literally the only funny part in this video.

    • @loganrunjack
      @loganrunjack 7 років тому +1

      the dungeon was pretty funny

    • @VeritableSmorgasbord
      @VeritableSmorgasbord 7 років тому +11

      the shrink wrap line was funny too.
      So we're already up to 3 funny parts! Haters beware, you're in for a scare!

  • @themysticalthiccstrawberry9178
    @themysticalthiccstrawberry9178 6 років тому +1226

    6:15 "Ok sonic I'll be right back"
    Immediately kills himself

  • @federicoreyes1902
    @federicoreyes1902 6 років тому +529

    13:24 are they on a windows desktop?

  • @RetroCollector
    @RetroCollector 3 роки тому +201

    This might be one of the most unique AVGN episodes, I highly doubt we’ll see another episode covering a newer game like this for a while.

    • @ObiJohnKenobi67
      @ObiJohnKenobi67 10 місяців тому +3

      I mean Superman 64 was more recent than this when he reviewed it

  • @ginnrollins211
    @ginnrollins211 5 років тому +708

    I don't know what's creepier, the fact that she made out with an animal or a corpse.

  • @UkieKooki
    @UkieKooki 7 років тому +863

    *avgn whips Sonic '06* IT'S NO USE!!!

  • @frostyguy1989
    @frostyguy1989 7 років тому +418

    "I can't imagine it being that bad, because it's Xbox 360, it's only slightly over 10 years old. I mean, how bad could this pos... IT'S GONNA FUCKIN' SUCK, ISN'T IT?!"
    As you once put it Nerd, that's the name of the game.

    • @thebootywarrior1308
      @thebootywarrior1308 7 років тому +7

      frostyguy1989 damn, that's a mouthful for a flipping game!!

  • @spych0367
    @spych0367 3 роки тому +120

    As someone who watched you at 12 I'm coming back as a 21 year old to binge old and new content thanks for the years of laughs

  • @reginaldriggins6642
    @reginaldriggins6642 6 років тому +555

    What I love about this guy he doesn’t beg you to subscribe

    • @MissMichSan
      @MissMichSan 5 років тому +35

      Truth he is humble. He knows whats up^_^✨💖

    • @pizzaboxer
      @pizzaboxer 5 років тому +36

      also, his content just makes you subscribe anyway

    • @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579
      @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579 5 років тому +19

      His charisma makes you do it.

    • @user-hv6dp1ty3z
      @user-hv6dp1ty3z 5 років тому +15

      Because when you watch it, it makes you already

    • @andykishore
      @andykishore 5 років тому +7

      Because he knows talent doesn't come from begging.

  • @bernardschmitt6389
    @bernardschmitt6389 4 роки тому +1010

    I lost it when tails killed himself

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 7 років тому +1025

    The editing in this video is fucking top notch!

  • @schlamuffenimperator9460
    @schlamuffenimperator9460 Рік тому +42

    His "He couldn't take it anymore" about tales always make me laugh.
    He sounded so sincere, as if was really was a tragedy.

  • @omegaslash777
    @omegaslash777 7 років тому +386

    Already into the Xbox 360?
    Man, times goes by so fast

    • @YugiohMaster199
      @YugiohMaster199 7 років тому +25

      To be fair, Sonic 06 is a rare shit-covered gem that needed to be reviewed in this manner years ago.

    • @brianoconnell6459
      @brianoconnell6459 7 років тому +18

      The Xbox 360 is what, 10 years old now? When AVGN started out, he was reviewing 10 year old games from the 90s.

    • @silverdamascus2023
      @silverdamascus2023 7 років тому +8

      The AVGN series started in 2004 with 2 pilot episodes, but it was in 2006 where it was kicked into a real series.

    • @JacobHillSBD
      @JacobHillSBD 7 років тому +5

      GOTTA GO FAST

    • @brianoconnell6459
      @brianoconnell6459 7 років тому +4

      And even then, he was reviewing games on the PS2, such as in the comparison between Godzilla games, and that console was barely 5 years old.

  • @mrhobo4866
    @mrhobo4866 5 років тому +1783

    This looks like a unfinished steam game

    • @Zen-jiro
      @Zen-jiro 5 років тому +30

      Even those had an interesting flair. Either that or I haven't seen the worst

    • @joeywalker2061
      @joeywalker2061 5 років тому +86

      I can forgive those because they are usually made by 1 or 2 people this had a big team and was supposed to be a reboot of the whole sonic series and was a smoking ball of shit!

    • @jbfarley
      @jbfarley 5 років тому +14

      @powerstar 2028 fucking hell, punctuation. That novel of nonsense is impossible to read without needlessly slowing yourself down

    • @PeruvianPotato
      @PeruvianPotato 5 років тому +14

      @powerstar 2028 HOLY SHIT, you have no idea how wrong and stupid you sound!

    • @joeywalker2061
      @joeywalker2061 5 років тому +4

      @powerstar 2028 I was going in thinking that it was gonna be the mext sonic adventure and was severely disappointed.

  • @beatthatboss
    @beatthatboss 7 років тому +332

    I swear that part where James just commit suicide with Tails is just hilarious.

    • @Tulip23232
      @Tulip23232 7 років тому +26

      He just couldn't handle it....
      Well, WHO WON'T.
      *jumps in the water too*

    • @Ristyo1992
      @Ristyo1992 7 років тому +11

      idk why but the Forrest Gump one fucking killed me

    • @BlazeHeartPanther
      @BlazeHeartPanther 7 років тому +6

      The part where he's running with the camera and crashes into a boulder was the best, but the Tails one ranks up their too.

    • @Jacen436987
      @Jacen436987 7 років тому +7

      I'd be killing myself if I had to be in that shitty game too!

    • @AlreadyForgot666
      @AlreadyForgot666 7 років тому +3

      Good meme material.

  • @marcoalvarado8069
    @marcoalvarado8069 Рік тому +36

    "Is this Final fantasy meets pacific rim" bro not even half way the video yet and I'm already dying/bursting of laughter😭😭🤣💀💯

  • @sonicplushycentral6818
    @sonicplushycentral6818 5 років тому +734

    Tails: I’ll help sonic!
    *suicides in water*
    AGGGGGGGH!!?

  • @Pitifulgaming420
    @Pitifulgaming420 5 років тому +1393

    I fricken love all the part where he edits himself into the game 🤣

    • @CoolHandLuke813
      @CoolHandLuke813 5 років тому +29

      Pit plays 11:55 gets me every time.

    • @Pitifulgaming420
      @Pitifulgaming420 5 років тому +7

      Luke Pike Lol same here 🤣

    • @chadraygun5268
      @chadraygun5268 5 років тому +5

      *Too

    • @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579
      @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579 5 років тому +5

      If that happened I would play it.

    • @George_Bulkin
      @George_Bulkin 5 років тому +30

      Hah. Who says he _edits_ himself into the game? The Nerd is an interdimensional entity, he doesn't edits himself into the game, he _becomes_ the video game character.

  • @wassup2190
    @wassup2190 7 років тому +962

    Even though I'm only 23, seeing the AVGN review an xbox 360 game makes me feel like an old man.

    • @bamweasel
      @bamweasel 7 років тому +73

      there was less time between the release of the Superman 64 release and the video for it than there was between this game and the video for it.

    • @EpicOdysseus
      @EpicOdysseus 7 років тому +81

      I find it funny that there was an episode with the "Ghost of Christmas Future" where it showed the AVGN as an old man in the future reviewing the Wii.
      Fastforward to 2017 and we have the AVGN reviewing a 360 game as just a normal episode.
      Time is flying way too fast.

    • @xCmOn3yx777
      @xCmOn3yx777 7 років тому +5

      your young as shit, try being 28, "feels"

    • @xCmOn3yx777
      @xCmOn3yx777 7 років тому +2

      are you 12?

    • @Crondo420ReFrEsHe
      @Crondo420ReFrEsHe 7 років тому +3

      Computers Tech wassup2190 Tips Tricks Tutorial Im 5 years older than you and i feel the same way bro.

  • @christian9146
    @christian9146 3 роки тому +44

    4:03 "He just couldn't take it, the game was that bad." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cellperfecto421
    @cellperfecto421 7 років тому +253

    "My momma always said: life was like a box of shit. You always gonna get shit" - AVGN 2017

    • @Metalheadaches
      @Metalheadaches 7 років тому +3

      That was the best hahaha

    • @night-x6793
      @night-x6793 7 років тому +1

      Sure it's not a big ass crate of shit then a box of shit?

  • @Untouchaable
    @Untouchaable 7 років тому +2977

    That intro is badass.

    • @John-gq8sy
      @John-gq8sy 7 років тому +77

      Was that always the intro or another Mandela Effect?

    • @prox8437
      @prox8437 7 років тому +22

      Ricky good one lol

    • @Everdeath1722
      @Everdeath1722 7 років тому +108

      This whole episode is. He killed it here and the writing shows he just keeps getting better. James, congratulations on the new nerd episode, I fucking laughed hard several times.

    • @p4perb0y91
      @p4perb0y91 7 років тому +20

      FUCK YEAH IT IS! You should start using this more often in your AVGN videos Cinemassacre!

    • @DJC-qj3wy
      @DJC-qj3wy 7 років тому

      Damn right bitch

  • @CutePuppy351
    @CutePuppy351 7 років тому +190

    I still love this guy. He feels so seperate from all the others but he's so interesting to listen to.

    • @reginaldriggins6642
      @reginaldriggins6642 6 років тому +2

      CutePuppy351 who are these others.?

    • @reginaldriggins6642
      @reginaldriggins6642 6 років тому +1

      Jk you-tubers

    • @spiralmatt8946
      @spiralmatt8946 6 років тому +1

      Can u help me find my dog? He's over there at that wall. Go over there

    • @metalmoshingmad777
      @metalmoshingmad777 6 років тому +2

      CutePuppy351 well he is the four father, and foundation layer of this kind entertainment genre.
      Nostalgia critic pretty much modeled his entire UA-cam persona based off of Angry Video Game Nerd.

  • @GREEN-DUCK-KOMBAT-4278
    @GREEN-DUCK-KOMBAT-4278 2 роки тому +52

    1:06 😂😂 I like how calm he is and then he gets angry 😂😂

    • @jrvy74
      @jrvy74 Рік тому +4

      I come back to this episode just to constantly replay this part. His transition from inquisitive to frustrated and angry is top notch 😂

  • @popular_dollars
    @popular_dollars 7 років тому +40

    4:13 Very nice attention to detail putting the text box over the nerd and even preserving transparency.

  • @RatherBAnon
    @RatherBAnon 7 років тому +324

    You know, seeing this review makes me realize that I'd be okay with AVGN reviewing more modern stuff.

    • @jerryquiroga7814
      @jerryquiroga7814 7 років тому +13

      Rather B. Anon Someday, he should review the Dark Souls games.

    • @Yuli_Ban
      @Yuli_Ban 7 років тому +31

      "More modern stuff"
      Sonic 06 is over a decade old!

    • @TheDapperDragon
      @TheDapperDragon 7 років тому +4

      I'd love to see him do a seperate series on that.

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 7 років тому +4

      Rather B. Anon he needs to review Sonic Boom lol

    • @chongjunxiang3002
      @chongjunxiang3002 7 років тому +3

      Jerry Quiroga That would be around 2030

  • @marioskoutras6583
    @marioskoutras6583 7 років тому +136

    13:14 That's so Windows XP.

    • @edward9487
      @edward9487 7 років тому +1

      Oh, yes and I see it.

    • @wetlettuce4768
      @wetlettuce4768 7 років тому +2

      Glad I wasn't the only one who thought that

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 7 років тому +1

      Marios Koutras Haha

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 7 років тому +1

      Marios Koutras yes

  • @xaviercruz2633
    @xaviercruz2633 2 роки тому +19

    6:26 When you die, you go back
    Not back to the start of the level, oh no
    Not back to the town either, no no
    You go back... to the Opening CUTSCENE.

    • @TheErikalovey
      @TheErikalovey 4 місяці тому

      Saves DO exist, right?

    • @stormkyle2403
      @stormkyle2403 4 місяці тому

      ​@@TheErikalovey Yes it has an automatic save feature, but you can also save manually.

  • @stu2729
    @stu2729 7 років тому +390

    "The motherest of fucks".
    Put this on my gravestone, please.

  • @junior214223
    @junior214223 4 роки тому +197

    11:55
    The Nerd does the torture dance

  • @JMR_2028
    @JMR_2028 5 років тому +388

    *Tries to turn off game*
    1 Hour loading screen

    • @andrewc1199
      @andrewc1199 5 років тому +6

      Yes,
      NOW LOADING
      it is

    • @tommymcdonald7532
      @tommymcdonald7532 5 років тому +4

      @mipmipmipmipmip you are so ......now loading........right

    • @deedr1234
      @deedr1234 5 років тому +2

      Plays anthem. Hmmmmmmmmmm

  • @maytalacedo2942
    @maytalacedo2942 Рік тому +51

    The whole opening is fantastic.

  • @ImmaLittlePip
    @ImmaLittlePip 7 років тому +114

    11:29
    standing around at the speed of diagonal

  • @Tecknowledgist
    @Tecknowledgist 5 років тому +954

    5:52 still my favourite AVGN moment lmao

  • @hwelse
    @hwelse 7 років тому +280

    I mean, how bad could this po- It's gonna fuckin' suck, isn't it?
    HE KNEW IT. *HE FUCKIN' KNEW IT.*

    • @AeridesEntertainment
      @AeridesEntertainment 7 років тому +2

      Technically, he did. He already played it for James & Mike Mondays.

    • @LudicrousShows
      @LudicrousShows 7 років тому

      If you watch both, you can see that this video used some of the footage from JandM Monday's.

  • @thesfdoctor3603
    @thesfdoctor3603 4 роки тому +48

    This is still my favorite AVGN episode

  • @ZPokemonfanA
    @ZPokemonfanA 7 років тому +318

    two AVGN episodes in less than a month?
    Is it my birthday again?

    • @MovieEggman
      @MovieEggman 7 років тому

      ZPokemonfanA AVGN should also do Sonic Genesis(GBA) since it released along side Sonic 06.

    • @shufdog
      @shufdog 7 років тому

      My birthday is tomorrow

    • @TheRedGauntlet
      @TheRedGauntlet 7 років тому +1

      Its my birthday today XD

    • @OfficialJab
      @OfficialJab 7 років тому +1

      I hope this continues. I don't need all the big production and stuff. Other than the Tails suicide bit which was really funny, all the greenscreen bits weren't necessary either and probably took a while.

    • @lieutenantpepper3421
      @lieutenantpepper3421 7 років тому

      TheRedGauntlet Happy birthday

  • @BIsBonkers22
    @BIsBonkers22 7 років тому +384

    13:00 "Captain America left his fuckin crates laying around"

    • @vahlok1426
      @vahlok1426 7 років тому +35

      Honestly, that may be my favorite line of the episode. It just comes out of no where, I love it.

    • @calvinishere3813
      @calvinishere3813 7 років тому +16

      Robocock

    • @mothra__13
      @mothra__13 7 років тому +3

      it's funny cuz those crates are in a bunch of other modern sonic games

  • @orionthecat5781
    @orionthecat5781 5 років тому +304

    When you said "am I nitpicking?"
    The answer is yes and we love you for it!

  • @nathan.w05
    @nathan.w05 3 роки тому +50

    8:10 will forever remain as one of my favorite avgn quotes

  • @fabioguggeri325
    @fabioguggeri325 4 роки тому +430

    13:08 "After the stage, he gives the princess a backhanded middle finger".
    God, I had to stop the video because I couldn't breathe from laughter. Probably my favorite AVGN moment of all time. I've seen it lots of times but it still makes me crack up.

  • @RatchetSprite1
    @RatchetSprite1 6 років тому +269

    Since literally nobody is going to say it.
    *I will.*
    I really, really hate how Sonic runs in this game. That T pose running animation is the most ugliest thing in a Sonic game to date.

  • @eggsal3d615
    @eggsal3d615 7 років тому +233

    AVGN reviewing sonic 06? Dreams do come true.

    • @The_Gamer_91
      @The_Gamer_91 7 років тому +5

      Eggsal3d, I waited so long for this episode man!

  • @OrbisAetherum
    @OrbisAetherum 4 роки тому +16

    Nothing cracks me up more than Tails killing himself, then AVGN looking over the edge and saying "he just couldn't take it!"

  • @SilverBulletTj
    @SilverBulletTj 7 років тому +91

    So the nerds copy of dark castle is still hanging by chains in the dungeon.

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 7 років тому +7

      I'm still trying t ofind an old copy of Dr. Chaos for the classic NES for AVGN Halloween Special.

  • @ToxicPancake831
    @ToxicPancake831 7 років тому +255

    After years and year, James' AVGN videos are still funny.

    • @joshnolen2675
      @joshnolen2675 7 років тому +10

      "Quality over Quantity that's our lesson" James Rolfe

    • @jerelminter
      @jerelminter 7 років тому

      +SuperPikachuJexs A.K.A Jon-Erick Sanchez The funny thing about that is, it wasn't originally meant to be a series of videos. It was just done for fun until Mike Matei convinced James to put them online. Many people give Matei a lot of criticism but without him, AVGN wouldn't exist.

  •  7 років тому +128

    Sonic 2006 or:
    Sonic ((Now Loading...))
    Sonic NO Adventure 3
    Sonic's Edgy Adventure.

    • @YouSoSpice
      @YouSoSpice 7 років тому +1

      Sonic no. 6

    • @prod.snqwfall1347
      @prod.snqwfall1347 7 років тому +9

      Sonic No Rush
      Sonic R U Still Loading?
      Tails Suicidal Adventure

    • @dimmondback
      @dimmondback 7 років тому +2

      Nothing Personnel Kid

  • @maytalacedo20
    @maytalacedo20 Рік тому +28

    him editing himself had to be the best part of the video.

  • @TempoName
    @TempoName 4 роки тому +285

    "I can't think of a game where Sonic coexists with humans"
    SA1 and SA2 would like a word with you

  • @petrichor04_
    @petrichor04_ 5 років тому +288

    "Okay, Sonic! I'll be right back!"
    *WAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGHHHHH*

  • @NedReid
    @NedReid 7 років тому +199

    James had a lot of fun with a greenscreen....

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 7 років тому +58

      Ned Reid who wouldn't

    • @bodaciouskyle
      @bodaciouskyle 7 років тому +1

      Ned Reid he's really good at it too

    • @bodaciouskyle
      @bodaciouskyle 7 років тому

      Ned Reid check out the sega 32x intro

  • @adriananimates7448
    @adriananimates7448 3 роки тому +44

    4:26 *“S H O O O E E E S!!!! S H O O O E E E S!!!!”*

  • @Ultracity6060
    @Ultracity6060 7 років тому +1949

    Gotta go...
    NOW LOADING...
    ...fast!

  • @florianconnan286
    @florianconnan286 5 років тому +294

    4:10 the way he says "He just couldn't take it.."
    Gets me everytime lol

    • @henrysokol3466
      @henrysokol3466 2 роки тому +8

      6:12 looks funnier. Tails is apparently *politely excusing himself* to go off and commit suicide.... but don't worry; he'll be back in a jiffy!

    • @ryanstokes5422
      @ryanstokes5422 2 роки тому

      @@henrysokol3466 he keeps killing himself

  • @TheZelda360
    @TheZelda360 7 років тому +43

    "You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog!" lmao

  • @ColdBloodStudios
    @ColdBloodStudios 3 роки тому +39

    2:58 is the funniest part

    • @JoshTheWoz
      @JoshTheWoz 6 місяців тому

      Im more of a 13:07 guy myself

  • @Magguscaster
    @Magguscaster 7 років тому +163

    I expected to see Superman 64 in the bloody dungeon, but I remembered that AVGN threw that shit to the sun LOL!

  • @CsubAzUrmedve
    @CsubAzUrmedve 7 років тому +1798

    I hope he will review Ride to Hell: Retribution.

    • @MALEMization
      @MALEMization 7 років тому +53

      Oh Lord! Stay away from that please!

    • @bronzederpfest3724
      @bronzederpfest3724 7 років тому +140

      "Enjoy this fully-clothed sex scene!"
      - TBFP

    • @omegagilgamesh
      @omegagilgamesh 7 років тому +10

      SuperCsubi - A Dühöngő Űrmedve okay, this request made me start laughing.

    • @azureblizzard721
      @azureblizzard721 7 років тому +3

      SuperCsubi - A Dühöngő Űrmedve
      Yes, you are right! That would be hilarious!

    • @jerryquiroga7814
      @jerryquiroga7814 7 років тому +4

      SuperCsubi - A Dühöngő Űrmedve I hope he reviews Dark Souls someday.

  • @ArrtusMusic
    @ArrtusMusic 7 років тому +452

    You forgot to mention that the cut scene at 13:14 takes place in the Widows XP wallpaper.

    • @Hhesu
      @Hhesu 7 років тому +3

      kek

    • @kalabor106
      @kalabor106 7 років тому +1

      Thought that background looked familiar.

    • @Mushroom378
      @Mushroom378 7 років тому +1

      lmao

    • @Bazerald777
      @Bazerald777 7 років тому +68

      He didn't forget. He doesn't know Windows XP... he still uses Commodore 64

    • @zentagon2
      @zentagon2 7 років тому +1

      Arrtus Lol, true

  • @loyalist1326
    @loyalist1326 4 роки тому +19

    1:21 I think he just Described final fantasy 10 in a nutshell

  • @quaggotoak
    @quaggotoak 7 років тому +161

    You're one to talk about leaving boxes around.

    • @grimTales1
      @grimTales1 7 років тому +3

      I thought he liked boxes, lol

    • @wchan39
      @wchan39 7 років тому

      They're not his boxes.

    • @wchan39
      @wchan39 7 років тому

      ...THAT'S THE FUCKEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD, SHIT MOP!

  • @CyanideSublime
    @CyanideSublime 7 років тому +126

    Damn AVGN, you outdid yourself here. Friggin' ingenious episode.

  • @FlameOfUdun96
    @FlameOfUdun96 7 років тому +44

    "Life is like a box of shit.
    You're always gonna get shit."
    - AVGN's mom

  • @brooksproductionsstudios3389
    @brooksproductionsstudios3389 2 роки тому +23

    2:20 BLUE ARMS. BLUE ARMS!!!! CHRIST ALMIGHTY, SONIC HAS BLUE ARMS!!!!! - Stingy sonic fan

  • @codysullivan2531
    @codysullivan2531 4 роки тому +87

    4:19 Never change your glorious style of editing in all these funny skits.

  • @Amehamehaa
    @Amehamehaa 7 років тому +102

    I actually beat this game once and I felt so bad because of all the potential they had with the game. Feels so bad that this game was rushed to shit.

    • @afkmh2392
      @afkmh2392 6 років тому +1

      Privet Bosna I only beat sonic and shadows campaigns I gave up on the desert stage as silver

  • @KobaAM
    @KobaAM 7 років тому +412

    "How bad could this possib--ITS GONNA FUCKIN' SUCK, ISN'T IT!?"
    lol.

    • @samcarroll6210
      @samcarroll6210 7 років тому +13

      Rob Peterson He's seen it all by now

    • @HEYitzED
      @HEYitzED 7 років тому +5

      Lmfao because every time he says that it ends up being terrible.

  • @henryatherton
    @henryatherton 4 роки тому +14

    9:50 great Billy Madison reference ;)

  • @Celintro
    @Celintro 5 років тому +366

    "What other game can you think of where you can fall in the water and end up in the sky?"
    Me: Battle for Bikini Bottom. Take it or leave it.

  • @primusvsunicron1
    @primusvsunicron1 7 років тому +275

    Oh a new video
    NOW LOADING...

    • @skopm
      @skopm 7 років тому +1

      PrimusVsUnicron why are you a gm knockoff dumb ideon

    • @leusmurphy
      @leusmurphy 7 років тому +6

      NOW BUFFERING...*

    • @ayylmao575
      @ayylmao575 7 років тому +3

      I thought you only posted on videos related to super robot wars.

    • @brianpress5660
      @brianpress5660 7 років тому

      There's no new video, witch.

  • @BlueNinjakoopa553
    @BlueNinjakoopa553 7 років тому +226

    Captain America left his *fuckin'* crates layin' around.

  • @jairosimahan4986
    @jairosimahan4986 Рік тому +14

    The more I grow up, The more I enjoy and understand AVGN videos. It's like it hits different every year you come back to watch each episode... But it hits better, of course.

  • @extremelyonline
    @extremelyonline 7 років тому +102

    "Okay Sonic, I'll be right back" *Falls into Water*

  • @ryanpay3235
    @ryanpay3235 7 років тому +486

    He's doing 360 games. Now I'm fucking old

    • @ArbitraryOutcome
      @ArbitraryOutcome 7 років тому +12

      Yep. And I'll be even older when he does Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric.

    • @Aggie1985
      @Aggie1985 7 років тому +9

      Anna Alexandra Shit I was 20 in 2005, I'm fucking old.

    • @Derek-mg2le
      @Derek-mg2le 7 років тому +1

      Token Blackguy That's ok, I was 25 in 2005.

    • @tiakinney3968
      @tiakinney3968 7 років тому +8

      The xbox360 was a childhood console for me

    • @Caledon91
      @Caledon91 7 років тому +7

      Remember that old Christmas Carol parody where his future self was an old man playing Wii games? It's happening sooner than we thought.

  • @akhenaeravaaldryn
    @akhenaeravaaldryn 7 років тому +308

    Lmao. "Make games that don't suck!" Best tagline for a sponser I've ever heard.

    • @N0rdW1nd
      @N0rdW1nd 7 років тому +10

      "Make games that don't suck!" They worked on Call of Duty games. Backfired big time... You don't need any Leveldesign studies for these games.

    • @NdieCity
      @NdieCity 7 років тому +9

      N0rdW1nd CoD games aren't that bad. it's just popular to make fun of them. Considering how entitled so many gamers are these days, there's no way CoD would be half as popular if they sucked as much as people actually said they do.

    • @N0rdW1nd
      @N0rdW1nd 7 років тому +1

      Yes they are... The leveldesing is just a straight tube, enemy Ai not existent, poor and trivial story telling.
      Graphics 10 years old.
      Do I really have to continue?

    • @babauranai
      @babauranai 7 років тому +3

      come on, i dislike the CoD series as much as anyone else but they are not the fucking cheetahmen man

    • @N0rdW1nd
      @N0rdW1nd 7 років тому

      Based on the multi million dollar budget. Yes they are. There is a huge difference between no budget and 50million +

  • @aleks4663
    @aleks4663 4 роки тому +13

    Videos like these and a select few of nostalgia critics I can watch forever. Never gets old and it’s always entertaining. They are the perfect kind of videos to watch with a glass of somethin