INCREDIBLY SCARY | Bloodwash
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- Опубліковано 30 лис 2021
- Doing laundry at midnight, what could go wrong.
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Edited By: / @aliceandchill - Ігри
All jokes aside, if you ever hear a baby/child crying inside a dark or abandoned place, DO NOT APPROACH. Call the police and THEY will investigate. Fake sounds and staging are common tactics for luring women into dangerous situations.
Thank you for sharing this, we need more people like you in this world who always have a serious side to save ppl
CASUALLY. APPROACH. CHILD.
@@compostedhumanwaste bruh
@@ratfansfunny6663 ngl I never knew this tactic exist
and this is why ALWAYS GO IN ARMED!
I like the idea that Hobo Jo was just Jo until about an hour ago when his wife told him to leave
"Babe you can't be serious, it's not over, is it?"
*She hovers over him to show him that his name has changed*
"NOOO"
he saw the dialogue box and panicked
i guess you could say that he was an average joe
😂😂😂
@GhostVenom o fuck sounds like Bloodwash 2
Fuck I spit my cereal all over the iPad when I read this. Thanks for a much needed laugh 😂😂😂 I could just see him drop to his knees and hear him scream "NOOOO" when she hovers over him 😂
Patron: Louis was a top class guy.
Peepaw: Louis was a real son of a bitch.
Peepaw was right
Peepaw knows best 🤣
Peepaw'a great
A real highlight
PPEEEEPPAAWW
Peepaw reliable af
Kind of a powermove for the murderer to scream when seeing their victim instead of the other way around
It’s always like that in puppet combo games it’s great
AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA
That's Sean in any horror game where he's the killer
Jack: "is that a condom?"
*Creepy music starts playing*
Jack: "sorry sorry"
HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY FUNNY COMMENT IDEA
It was a condom too
Timestamp
bruh that just happend to me when u said that
Man this doin numbers, thx😅
Creepy guy: "You're going to die tonight"
Me, socially awkward: "Thanks, you too"
Once my mom was getting coffee and the dude was like hope you like the coffee and my mom was like you to 😭
HAHAHA, SAME
*me and creepy guy dying together
I CANT!! BAHAHA
This is why you must carry an uno reverse card at all times.
this whole concept is insanely terrifying. if someone was going around being names the WOMB RIPPER i would never leave the house, even if i wasn’t pregnant
Right? Every time I get dressed, I'm like, "Gah, I look pregnant..." Now I'm worried I'm going to annoy a killer, too. Then I'll get double-killed. 😒
Thanks to this game, my husband and I will sporadically let out an impression of the ouija board's "PEEPAW" proclamation as we go about our day.
lmao that's awesome
whenever I look at my ouija board, all I think of is P E E P A W
Yes omg that’s amazing
HAHAHA
just like me fr❗❗❗
I really appreciate the somewhat realistic dialogue instead of the protagonist being dumb and oblivious to everything
Me too.
Besides the police officer
@Kavetion says the one with the swaztika
@@ravenrxh5865 don’t engage with it. that’s all they want.
That…is what we call a skill issue
Jack singing an 80’s classic without knowing he is singing an 80’s classic was driving me mad 🤣
Lol ikr! Funny this is, is that that song was on the radio for me this morning too…. IT’S A SIGN!!
ugh. I was so upset man! I sang it! And he was so confused and omg!
as someone who's even younger than him, I was really sad he had no clue lol
@@OGmurloc I feel it but culture and where he's from I guess I can't blame em lol
@@PinkishHaze true!
how to not get killed in Sarah's place;
-wash your clothes in the sink
-if the dryer doesn't work, just bring the wet clothes home, it can just dry by the morning
-no way that all your clothes are "stained" type of dirty, so temporary fix is just wear anything and put on deodorant
the whole plot could have been resolved in the first five minutes, I wished they could have added some details like having her water be cutoff so that the ending feels inevitable instead of avoidable
Clealry you have never owned wet clothes… they can sour.
@@Alwaysright42069yeah that's happened to me, they get all stinky stanky. Would a fan help or would it still smell bad ?
Jack no know what 8675-309 means: ME 8675-30999999~!!!!(the song)
@@tinkerkitten126 yeah lol the song was playing on repeat in my head when I read that
"Whenever someone tells I'm going to die tonight, every building I go into I check for exits"
So Jack's been told he's going to die tonight before, like a regular occurence?
well he is irish...
He's an internet celebrity. I wouldn't be surprised if he got this as an unsolicited message in his DMs at least once a day.
@@justcommoncurt that's really sad when you think about it
Jack at the beginning: we are going to combat homelessness!
5 minutes later: threatens to combat hobo Jo
Omg! Is it bad that im laughing my head off at how twisted that is
What Jack means by combat homelessness is that he means so homelessness will not be a huge problem
I love it even more because it's Seán. You know he is extremely caring and non-judgmental, and he would never say that to a real person, but he grew up as a BOY in IRELAND and vulgar shit comes out of his mouth on reflex. And half the time he doesn't even realize the irony of what he's saying because he doesn't actually think that way, it's a joke. And he tells us all the time his jokes are garbage and to not take them seriously. The fun and guilt-free joke zone in his community is so cool.
homelessness can't be an issue if all the homeless people are no more.
he stayed true
Jack: Thinks it's Liam.
Jack: Thinks it's Stan.
The way this plays out. He can't trust anyone ever since that twist in Murder House.
He also thought it was hobo joe
And death flush
Listen man, if you guess everyone is the killer you have a 100% chance of being right eventually
@@robitherat8182 Big brain
Come to think of it, I haven't seen Liam in the game.
Stan will always be the most top-tier character ever. He worries for people's safety, he has logic, seems like the type of guy to walk a girl home late at night, and he's super funny. You can never replace Stan.
This game is a perfect representation of how some people are good, others are troubled, some a disgusting, some are well meaning if a little unpleasant and others are pure evil. I commend any game for its realism
Some are broken like the killer is
Stan is still the best character in this whole game. Everyone needs a Stan in their life. Get yaself a Stan.
I stan Stan.
@@MegaZeo We all stan Stan
Joe is a stan
U know joe?
For sure mate 🙌
@@ryanolsen294 Jo Mama
Creepy guy: "youre gonna die tonight, this is your last day on earth"
Sara: *pulls out gun* "think again."
that was the officer with the gun
@@lexiemccarthy9599 sara also ended up getting a gun
Sara: CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!...but not for me
Uno reverse
@@BigGrantyTheShanty when I pressed translate on your comment, it translated “uno reverse” to “one back”
58:55 It's almost like a running gag. Many times when a sound cue preceding a jump scare happens, Jack will immediately look in exactly the wrong direction and miss most or all of the jump scare.
PEEPAWEWW
i have three things to say:
1. patron sounds like meowth
2. season 2 of woman simulator looks amazing
and 3. pizza guy deserves his own spin off series
Pizza guy is yub
Can we all admit that Stan is probably one of the most wholesome side characters in recent horror games?
literally has the voice as calming as Morgan Freeman, true chad, he would be a great father figure to anyone lmao.
I want her to become stan’s family
Black men are always the good guys in horror games/movies well most of the time. Just like Lee from walking dead or every black guy that dies first in movies
@@dragonblast417 in the newest movies I always know who will be the bad or good guys based on their skin colour 🤣
He could read a shopping list and still give the impression of being a warm, caring neighbor. Hope he gets more work. Maybe play the bad guy next time. We'd never see it coming.
Sean’s ability to perfectly predict dialogue always shocks me. The aliens on the phone right into the laundromat guy talking about aliens lmao
Sean in the game or Sean as in Jacksepticeye?
@@rhylenkt did you watch the video, they obviously meant Jack.
@@brianna.nichole bro chill, not everyone knows UA-camrs by their first name 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
@@rhylenkt There was a Sean in the game...?
jumpscare list:
5:22 - hobo jo
12:31 - creepy guy
15:01 - is that a condom?
28:00 - OUIJA BOARD
28:32 - peepaw
31:58 - sack man
35:41 - scary old lady
39:00 - dead body go brrr
42:57 - office worker
43:39 - vent falls
43:48 - almost shishkabobbed
44:23 - baby man kills >:]
45:11 - baby monitor man
46:16 - light falls
47:45 - knocky knocky >:)
48:51 - steamy
51:39 - boxes fall
52:20 - plank falls
54:20 - baby man gets shot
54:42 - baby man gets shot pt. 2
Thank you. Saved me many heart attacks.
Didn’t help me much, I was excited for scared until the end when I was actually getting scared and tried to prepare for the ending with « shooting baby man pt 2 » but it still scared the frick out of me
Shishcababbed 😩
The names of the jumpscares are amazing 😂
Thank you so much-...sadly I only found it at 41:30 ish 😭
i can’t believe it’s been a year since this came out i had the biggest inside joke with my brother cause of the pepaw thing
Bloodwash: "The LAST bus of the night is about to leave soon! I have to be on it so I can go to the laundromat!"
Anyone with common sense: "If it's the last bus of the night, how are you getting home?"
That is what i was thinking 😑
I thought the same thing lmao
Exactly. Maybe her life is all about work
That's what I thought!
"If it's the last bus of the night" Maybes walk home lol.
Missed opportunity to call the “Irish killer” the “Shamrock Strangler”
Or the luck snatcher
The potato predator
Or Top of the Slasher
Celtic killer
Irish impaler
So it took me a while to notice, but the bloody washing machines? The impressions are clearly that of babies. Samantha wasn't just killing them, in her twisted state of mind, she probably thought putting them in the washing machines afterwards would make them immortal, that the machines would act as a surrogate womb. Her mind was SUPER broken.
I figured thats what it was...
*Wife kicks husband out*
Husband: im hobo jo now. I live in a 3x3 rectangle.
Jack: "Is that a condom?"
*loud, suspenseful music drops*
The only thing worse than a serial killer?
A child.
why does this comment only have 1 comment
@@odenliticousV now it has 2
@@yoshinchill Now it's 4
Now it has 5
this game went from being mildly uncomfortable to insanely disturbing. props to the devs for this one
and Jack not getting the reference of 8675309 is hilarious
Me literally trying to find someone who also got it
Came to the comments as soon as I saw that reference lol
@@isaach4921 me too
thank god someone else got the reference!
I have no idea what it means. 😔
I still have questions about the ouija board that just screams *PEEPAAWW* 😂
"I'm going to open a hole in your head if you come at me."
Wow, you really picked up the nuances of American police quickly.
To be fair, a serial killer coming straight at you with clearly murderous intent is an instance where it is actually justified.
Tbh if i was that murderer id just back off, whyd you have to be so mean? :(
Damn those cops, defending themselves and others against knife-wielding, woman-brutalizing maniacs. Smh.
@@xFlareLeonExcept they seem to have a very difficult time differentiating the knife-wielding, woman-brutalising maniacs and the young, innocent, children of colour. In fact, they seem to have a hard time not fitting into the first category themselves
@@kiera6326 how did you manage to turn this from a harmless joke into a politically charged argument, we're all here to have a good time bro lol
Stan is a character we only see for a minute early on, but he's really well written and I like the voice actor. Having that kind of grounding makes the game so much scary later on imo
Yeah, I wanted more of Stan, stan was good
@@cosmiclikesminecraft he actually shows up in a different torture star game !!
@@rajaraja-nf7oj that's cool, do you know what the game was called?
I voiced the fella selling toasters at an unreasonable hour! I'm happy you had fun playing the game! Its an honor to hear my voice in a video of yours!
Yo! 😄
you did a great job!
My fav character ngl.
You did awesome. The characters in this all have such distinctive voices, and their tones say so much about who they are. Amazing work. 😊
omggg ur a genius hahaha
When he fell from the ceiling i jumped so high I went to heaven and came straight back to earth just to watch more-
💀💀
“I don’t get scared of things” -Jacksepticeye
Just wanted to keep this in memory for the rest of the video
I love how Sara is like: Man, I have 40 minutes free, let's do the polices' job
someone has to, good on sara
@@KayDalaya why there not gonna pay her anyway
@@PLAYER-mi2wl yeah but she gets to keep her life. Who cares about money when she can save her own life and stop other women from being murdered?
Yea
@@KayDalaya yeah good for her, you know damn well the cops aren't gonna do anything 💀
Real fear is being a woman waiting an hour for the last bus alone downtown in the middle of isolated empty lots. That bus scene was super real, complete with the danger inherent in being "rude" to creepy men for risk of negative response.
Right?? The fact that he stopped and looked straight down to figure out what was on the ground nearly made me jump out of my seat. You really can't afford to lollygag in parking lots late at night as a woman.
Fear is fear there’s no such thing as fake fear whatever scares you scares you
@@chakra3162 This is true, and in certain contexts important. Although it also isn't true. I was scared when I was waiting for a bus in an alley and a car full of men thought I was for sale, but I was much more afraid when a guy was following me from bus to bus in the middle of the night, talking about guns and his mental illnesses and how dangerous the bus at night was for me. Both valid fear, not the same.
Mostly, though, I didn't say anything about fake fear. I wasn't drawing a contrast to different kinds of fear.
@@limner123 ok brother
Omggg this happened to me years ago coming back home from an anime convention. I waited at a bus stop at night with a couple of people. All I hear is "oh he's got a knife" all of us waiting turned to this guy headed towards the bus stop, he was tweaking with something in hand (I couldn't really see cause it was dark), but I trusted the guys that bolted like a bat out of hell (they literally left me at the bus stop!) and I ran down several blocks until I couldn't see the bus stop anymore.
Dude when jack looked at the window and then back at the creepy guy that genuinely scared me 😂
Here’s a tip: In all video games, if you find a keypad lock or any other kind of number lock, check if it’s 0451 or 451. This code originates from Looking Glass studios. It was the door code for their offices and they put it in their games. It became an inside joke basically. Typically used in immersive sims, but it’s always good to try it as it’s pretty widespread as seen in this game.
As a woman, literally nothing could induce me to go to a 24/7 laundromat alone after dark. Especially not if I had to take a bus. My clothes would be getting washed in the sink or the bathtub or not at all. But I suppose we wouldn't have a game if the protagonist just stayed home.
Introducing the.... PERFECTLY NORMAL DAY WITH A MURDERER ON THE LOOSE IN THE NIGHT AND YOURE GONNA WASH YOUR CLOSE IN THE BATHTUB OR SINK OR NOT AT ALL!
Well as a dude, i wouldnt go laundry mat middle of the night. That's a good way get stabbed and robbed. Especially by looks of it, this took place allready bad neighbourhood. There was literal junkie at apartment lobby. Male or female, that is just asking to be killed or robbed or both.
put on a shit ton of perfume and pray
@@sailingboat8309 NOT A BAD IDEA TBF
But then the clothes would be sopping wet for your interview the next morning :(
I’d just leave it in the wind, iron it n perfume it like crazy
The junkie said “she’s here she’s in the walls” and Samantha lived in the walls of the old laundromat
Oh yeahhh
So it was foreshadowing?
Here’s some more food for thought:
He could have been a former employee, or just there when it happened, and started using to try and cope with the horrific memories, and mental anguish.
@@urgae9125 I like this theory (:
@@urgae9125
Almost a year later and I finally realize that the voice of the main character is done by Olivia Steele, who works with an amazing horror podcast that I've been listening to for years, Chilling Tales for Dark Nights! I freakin' love these happy crossover moments!
19:25 Jack:"I wanna get scared!" Game:"ok"
The line “DID YOU KNOW GHOSTS ARE REAL AND THEY KNOW WHO YOU ARE” fucking FOLDED ME
I saw this comment the moment he said it!
same tho
like a laundry
A moment to appreciate Jack's quick as hell reflexes when he shot the killer the first time
watch mr hanson do it
fr LOL
what can I say..
he's a gamer!
He shot her so quickly tf
and DAMN he killed the killer quick!
Jack not getting the 867-5309 joke or calling out the condom machine was funny.
"Im not here to snoop in anyones business"
"Hey do you know about-"
This is just too funny for me 😂
jack: "i dont trust that"
also jack: *immideately sprints towards parked killer car* "what're you doin?"
I read that as the CAR saying “what’re you doing?” At first and the idea of Jack just sprinting towards a murderous vehicle like “HEY! HEY YOU! WHY DO YOU MURDER PEOPLE?! YOU ARE A CARRRRRRRR!!!!!!” And the care is just like “lol wut?”
if this game had modern graphics, it would have been way too much, but the potato graphics really made this game. The writing was pretty good too. It also pretty much nailed what it feels like sometimes when you're a woman, riding the bus at night alone tbh.
Yes exactly, the bus scene was terrifying because it was familiar, it was even scarier for me since the protagonist and i have the same name:)
Eh, I wouldn't really say the writing was that good tbh. Early in the game we learn that Samantha died in the fire because they literally found her body in a locked room yet somehow she actually survived and became the womb ripper. Louis literally disappeared though. No one knows where he is so it just makes much more sense for Louis to be the womb ripper. It just feels like they made Samantha be the womb ripper to have some sort of crazy twist even though it doesn't make any sense
@Outlaw Comrade I think the pixelated look adds to it. My minds fill in the gaps and made it so much worse.
@@ivanvenne I agree the plot writing wasn't that fantastic and had a lot of room for improvement, but I thought the dialogue was really well written.
This is evidenced by the fact that Sean's first instinct on what to say in response to the dialogue presented to him was almost exactly what the main character would say in response; this shows that the dialogue is at least realistic in terms of how the average person would actually respond to what is being said to them. And like a previous person said, the bus scene was uncomfortably realistic in terms of dialogue and situation.
I would love to read a play or screenplay written by the writer/s of this game, honestly
Idk, I feel like the potato graphics made it scarier for me. Idk y tho.
Dude, I’ve got to stop watching these kinds of videos when it’s 2 AM, because I always find myself watching me is at two in the morning just conveniently before I have to go down to my basement to grab some thing
“I hope whatever kills me doesn’t kill me” -Jack 2021
Board: **PEEEPAAAOUWW**
Jack, in a southern accent: "You sexually repressed too?"
💀💀
💀
P E E P A W
@@cronchybo P E E P A W
P A W P E E
It makes me appreciate Jack so much when he doesn’t wanna even listen to the bus driver be creepy
Big same, he just skips over the dialouge when they get creepy, rlly appreciate it on another level
Even though it’s creepy and disgusting, I still would’ve loved to hear it. I respect his choice. It’s his playthrough anyway.
@@ramenramrod u can read it before he clicks it away
@@taya5304 people should just stop being so sensitive that someone's artistic style of a creation gets them feeling so upset they end up hating a game or movie.. thick skin 100% is better than crying over everything out there someone doesn't like
@@alanspaz5935 agree
I love how as soon as Sara got the gun ...all caution was out the window and she was like: Come at me asshole ...like jesus lady you still have an unborn child...
No but I love in the beginning how the random car stopped in front of the bus stop and Sean literally just went 👁️👄👁️... **immediately backs away**
Did anyone else start singing the song in their head when Jack read the numbers on the wall in the bathroom stall?😂
yesss, omg i thought i was the only one
_Immediately_
Lol yesss so funny
What got me was the fact that sean dint realize the reference and thought he needed it
@@blabafush7008 I don't get the reference, what is it?
i will never shut up about how i just love the energy sean puts in the intros.
Indeed, he really enhances the game and brings the most out of the experience. Jack and CoreyKenshin are amazing in that way
@@Kabra2012 agreed!!
@@nothingwaseverheresogoaway omg indeed!! the editing style is so smooth and it never misses a beat. the colour grading is awesome too
@BILLIE SAYS DUH BEGONE BOT!
Shut up
This all could have been avoided if Sara just took the freaking Pride detergent and washed the clothes in the sink.
peepaw looks like voldemort when he was still in quirrell's head
Seán skipping over the gross dialogue filled me with an inexplicable joy. Guys have said and sent that type of shit to me, it's nice to know one who sees how gross and disturbing those comments actually are. I will admit that they added to the game's atmosphere, I was scared for Sara.
Yeah but he also skipped her sweet comeback. She straight up roasted that bus driver, and as a guy that put a huge smile on my face because I too hate it when people act like that. I always say that an asshole should get what they deserve, and so I loved it when she clapped back.
@@awesomusprime8611 Sara's a fucking badass
@@h0undiie Hell yeah she is!
Wow, projecting much
@@awesomusprime8611 such an enjoyable comeback
This game is really good and realistic to how it feels to be a woman doing anything out of the house at night. Everything is 100x creepier and you always have to have an exit strategy and your eye on everything around you.
idk if this so ignorant but idk how tf you do it like i’m a 6’2 kid at 16 and still get scared asf when i’m out in the dark alone
@@dariusgarlandbf you keep you keys between your finger ☠️
i dress like a man-
Lol Did you notice that was one of the first things Jack did??? He found an exit strategy right away!!!! He has good instincts!!!!
@@emmawilson5313 I do anytime I am walking anywhere in the dark or at later hours. Probably one of the easiest and most available at any given moment. They can be a weapon if necessary, or they help you get into your home safely and quickly!!! Walking across a Wal-Mart parking lot at 8 o'clock at night is probably one of the scariest things in the world!!!! FOR ANYONE!!!! So kudos to everyone that does it and doesn't absolutely breakdown and freak out!!!!
Jack: Come at me bro.
Killer: *Shows up*
Jack a second later: Look at this cool zoom thing I can do.
I can't remember how many times I've watched this
I like how when the men talk rude or gross, he skips over them
pretty normal reaction
women moment
It's really uncomfortable to watch and jack prolly feels the same about it so he skips over that type of dialouge
Jack's a good lad
@@bjt4094 I’m sorry. What exactly is that supposed to mean?
31:02 when he read the number instead of singing it and said “Did I need another code for something?” I died a little inside 😂 love your videos Sean!
**Edit: Just for clarification in case y’all don’t know, Sean is Irish and lives in the UK so he may have never even heard the song, and probably didn’t even realize it was a phone number because our phone numbers are written differently!**
I sang it immediately, I'm also someone else said it im not the only one
Me too
@@nicolasyaro same. I was surprised he didn’t know it immediately.
lol that made laugh, going around wondering what it went to. i was wondering if anyone else got that ref. lol
Me too lol
Ngl this was hands down the scariest of the most recent games he's played for me. I felt in a panic for the whole climax, which doesn't usually happen for these vids
True
37:39 i laughed way harder than i should’ve
The Jenny reference going straight over Jacks head killed me LOL
Yeah, me too. Every time he said the numbers, I kept hearing the song in my head. Love that song.
DAMN YOU TOMMY TUTONE!!!
I remember that being referenced in other games; Like in Deus Ex (It's one of the codes to get in somewhere)
Oh dear - I was so stuck on it but it went over my head, too!!!!! Thank you kindly for calling at least my attention to it - reliving the 80s…
I saw it and immediately went to the comments to see what people said
Jack: "i don't get scared"
Jack 5 min later: *gets scared*
"Why are you a hobo"
He just told you Jack, his wife kicked him out.
@BILLIE SAYS DUH yeah no kid
but he's not homeless he said "im trying to wait her out" he's gonna get back in.
Jack so earnestly runs into things like that. It's a part of his charm lmfao.
You should comment on the video instead of one common thread out of thousands, make funny comment, make a cool comment pretty much anything else.
@BILLIE SAYS DUH no but thanks
That crying baby sound sounds like the sound in Resident Evil 8 village when that monster fetus chases you in the doll makers house. Anyone else agree?
Edit: also Liam better appreciate his girl a lot more after surviving that.
Yes it does
frr thats what I thought too
24:25 that's literally a blurred picture of Prince William and Princess Kate LMAO
Sean: "AUGH, they're baby faces!?"
Carl: "I'm sorry, I thought you liked faces. Clearly, there was a miscommunication."
Paul: "This is awfull, Carl."
YES! Llamas With Hats is Awesome!
WHY ARE ALL THE FACES WHITE!?!?!?!
Whities gotta pay too
HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAY
OMG YESSSSSS
CAAAAARL WHAT DID YOU DO
"I don't wanna be the only one on the bus with this guy"
Creepy Guy: wish granted
That creepy guy was trying to be kind
It's such a different experience to see someone who doesn't shout "I'll kill you!" All the time and shoots all the time.
(Talking of markimoo of course)
Both playthroughs are very enjoyable
as someone who was homeless for 2 years starting from the age of 17, I'm so fucking proud of you for supporting such a charity with your merchandise:)
44:48
Jack: "Poor patron...........It took him forever to get his clothes done."
LOL 😆
Oh, that isn't the worst of it. He was wearing a white shirt. That is RUINED now.
I couldnt stop laughing after that
How has no one pointed out that Sean said 8675309 at least six times and didn’t know it was a song 😂 am I the only one sitting in bed screaming it to the proper tune?
I lost it hahaha
Thank u I'm dying the second he said it an was like what u don't have rock an roll in Ireland or England
I was doing the same thing lmfao
omG I was losing it
I immediately started singing it lmao
This needs a movie
I would actually be scared when watching this
Jack when he entered the XXX: "Oh my, so scandalous"🤣🤣
Sara: "I'm pursuing a career in education at the moment!"
Homeless Man: "Great! That's what I got my Bachelor's in!"
*_...OUCH._*
😂😂
um....i don't get it, someone explain plz?
@@mickenzietucker440 ppl working in education such as teachers and so often don't get paid a lot, it was satire towards that
@@minisatan6058 ah ok, thx, i thought thats what it might have meant but wasnt exactly sure
@@mickenzietucker440 seeing a homeless person who pursued the same career as u is not very encouraging 😂
i guess the lesson is the only thing scarier than demons and monsters is being a woman at night
Especially Alone At A Creepy Bus Stop
Actually I’m pretty sure demons and monsters are scarier
@@alekdube3503 thank you for being completely unaware of all social context and humour.
Word
@@alekdube3503 a real social issue that can happen to any woman is definitely scarier than fiction
Boy howdy it’s not just me that freaks out everytime cats fight. I ALWAYS think it’s two kids that are brutally hurt. 😭😭😭
30:34 Me: “You’re not going to ask that guy you just passed about the photo?”
Jack: “I’m going to the bathroom! Calm down, dude!”
I love how Jack is visibly really annoyed when men disrespects or harasses Sara. Let’s me know I support the right dude.
A proper gentleman respects women but at the same time he doesn't let them push him around and treat him like a doormat I myself am a proper gentleman I respect woman and their boundaries but I also believe that they should treat men like human beings as well
@@alexconn7473 who said women shouldn't treat men well?
@@jakajan3187 I'm not saying that all women treat men badly but just like there are some men out there that absolute pieces of shit towards women there are some women who treat men who did nothing to deserve it like they are punching bags I'm all for gender equality but it should be treated as a two way street
@@jakajan3187 You
@@ben8036 lol where
Bus Driver: I don't know if I believe that, it's a little late to be doing laundry
Sara (Is holding a basket of Laundry, is wearing dirty clothes, probably has a bottle of detergent with her): Is that so?
Called the shooter before we knew Lewis was dead. This is one of my worst nightmares, being a killer’s perfect target.
She should have just hand washed her clothes that she needed and let em dry overnight XD
Sara is one of the best final girls in horror media, she was pregnant and still managed to kill Samantha.
I love how he didn’t let the guys continue to speak disrespectfully to her
ikr! I find that so sweet.
Genuine Jack for ya.
Yeah I'm glad this fictional character finally got some justice.
Nobody cares tbh
@@GunF0x ok
If I hear something in an abandoned building, I go and get a shotgun first, THEN investigate
This is quite literally my favorite video of Jack ever, been replaying it over and over
"Don't worry Sara, you are in capable hands here."
a few seconds later: "Okay, let's go to the basement and get murdered"
BAHAHAHAHAHA
Sean: *Regularly talks about how his watchers are too young to understand past pop-culture references.*
Also Sean: "Where do I need to use the 8675309 code?"
i KNEW that number sounded familiar LOL
I don’t get it please explain
@@animecuteperson1 (dunno if my first comment didn't work or if it's just not loading, but I'm gonna reply again anyway) It's a reference to a song called 8675309, which is supposedly the phone number of a girl named Jenny. She wrote her name and number on a bathroom stall, and that's what he is talking about. Hope this helps! :)
rotflmfao
When he kept saying it I was like, how does one Not know the song, granted maybe it's an American thing, but like, it was a Really popular song XD I kept singing it anytime he said it lol
0:38 This line did NOT age well over the next hour.
Nice Tommy Tutone reference. Flew right over Sean's head and mine when I first watched this
49:55 Jack having to do the womb ripper stuff to get a key
UA-cam: “What an excellent time to put a Snapchat ad about announcing pregnancies!”
Oh my gosh 😭
omg that is just the perfect timing in my opinion
Enjoyed hearing Jack sing a song without knowing he was singing a song
Jenny Jenny what’s your numberrrr
YES THE COMMENT I WAS LOOKING FOR!
I went looking to see if anyone got it, I figured most of the audience is too young, but I grew up in the 80s and got it right away LOL
@@queerskiesahead847 don’t worry I’m 18 and I know. There’s still hope for my generation
I was like "ah man, come on". Guess he doesnt know the song lol
Jack having no clue what 867-5309 was is too funny
Me watching this 5 months pregnant: I don’t need to actually go out today I’ll just stay at home thank you