Where are you taking me...
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- Опубліковано 21 чер 2022
- I just moved to this new town and I want to get what's on my Shopping List... but I'm being followed
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Edited By: / pixl_pit - Ігри
The most horrifying thing in this game is the 15$ for a carton of milk....
No wonder my dad took off with it
in my country is way higher than 15 dollars, so yeaaah...
@@GeZz. what hell hole do you live in
If you live in the US, get used to the idea, because it's fast approaching.
@@nathanbohlig6931 I hate that this is true
The craziest thing about this game is that she still had the milk with her the entire time running all over town from a killer.
Okay, I paid $15 dollars for this gallon of milk. You better damn believe I’m gonna keep it through hell and highwater.
@@thirdparty952 damn RIGHT. I'm not about to pay for a gallon of milk that costs as much as 15 boxes of off-brand pizza rolls at the dollar store just to lose it to some dumbass killer who imma whack with that gallon if he gets too close.
@@atomicunicorngaming Lord knows that carton is gonna do some damage. With a price like that it must be made with gold.
@@kay19129 It better be if I'm gonna pay $15 for some cereal juice. I'd almost make cereal with water if it were any more expensive tbh.
@@atomicunicorngaming I heard from a streamer that I watch that cereal with water is extremely disgusting xD Rather..from his wife. She said as a kid she tried it when they ran out of milk and she instantly regret it,threw the rest away and never ever did it again.
12:21 The moment I heard "Less than 3", I was so confused, looked up from what I was working on, and had a good giggle fit
literally same XD
Litrally meee 😂😂😂😂
too accurate
"colon d"
Jack as a detective: "milk before cereal, no blanket on bed.....yep, he's the killer"
She*, since I've never met a guy named "Claire". Just a lil' detective work right here lol. Indeed Sean's reasoning for why Claire is the killer was hilarious.
I pour milk before the cereal
“You poured the milk before the cereal, am I the killer!?” Had me rolling 😂😂
I laugh cried because I put the milk in first
"I pour the milk, I pour the cereal, and then I get out the bowl."
"It don't matter which comes first, the bowl is last, everyone knows that!"
-Some dipshit Bajur guy's friends, 2021
@@cataclysmic_catnip same here lmao. Love it when ppl freak out because of it.. 🤣🤣
@@LadyMekona Exactly people are just weird
Ludwig pours his milk first and him and jack are besties tbh
This game is the definition of "All kids deserve parents, but not all parents deserve kids"
Perfect.
Not all people deseve life more likely
I read this comment in the beginning of this vid and I was so confused with how it’s connected to the video but now I understand
no, no it isnt
@@BrianLTU wow so edgy and cool.
I kinda zoned out at the butchershop scene, and as a person named Lucas, when I heard jack yell AHH LUCAS WHATS HAPPENEING, I started paying attention again
and then your dead moments later
I absolutely love the fact he called her Claire and then corrected himself… he really said.. we dont fuck with dad.. WE LOVE BLIZZ IN THE HOUSE HOLD SHES A QUEEN
Literally when Seán was yelling that they were being followed I thought of the “Chrissy wake up! I don’t like this!” line and then he said it 😂
LOL
SAME HAHAH
SAME HAHAHA, caught me off guard ngl 🤣😭
Same 😂😂
That’s the best fucking line I swear😂😂😂
Dev of the game here! Thank you so much for playing it! It truly means alot!
Cookie
@@wallofcookies for me? :O
@@wallofcookies good choice using "its just a burning memory" as music near the ned.
@@BrtulaArme Thanks alot!
poggerz work my friend
18:06 "Nothing bad has ever happened with someone in a toy store- Oh god, is that blood?"
That's gotta be the best transition of all times hahhaha
42:35:
"Lucas, your not dead on me, are ya?, That would just be a BURNING MEMORY"
WHAT IS THAT SONG I've been trying to figure it out
@@theMayoLordit’s from poppy’s playtime
@@theMayoLord idk if you figured it out lol but I’m pretty sure it’s called just a burning memory
@@theMayoLord The song is called '' A burning memory'' from the album ''everywhere at the end of time''
Fun fact a lot of the music in this game is from a playlist called Everywhere At The End Of Time and it is 6 hours long, its an artistic representation of what having Dementia feels like, its very interesting and the music deteriorates over time, just like the human psych over time, it is also divided into 6 parts, each for each stage of dementia, one of the most known songs from there is "It's Just a Burning Memory"
yes , is from Caretaker.
OH GOD THAT’S WHY THE SOUNDTRACK SOUNDED SO FAMILIAR TO ME JESUS CHRIST.
That's pretty cool, tbf! It must be hard to visualise what dementia would ''sound like''
Yeah I noticed this too, the moment I heard the song I froze and had to double check if jack has put it in or not, which it was quickly clear it was the game. No better way to build horror than to play that song 😬
I knew the soundtrack was familiar!! Thank you for telling us, that just makes the experience even better, especially with Claire reliving her memories!
Loved watching this one, and I’m the gas station attendant towards the end of the game! I go by Jacob Forster and the dev just made me “Jake” for no reason, probably why you didn’t find me on Google! Either way, you’re a huge inspiration for me to actually start doing UA-cam in the first place. Loved the twangy voice you gave my character btw 😂
nicee
Cool!
I really enjoyed watching you play this and your reaction to your avatar cracked me up! When I saw Sean had uploaded a playthrough, I couldn't wait to see his reaction, lol!
that's pretty cool good for you!
@@sugarbaby1974 thank you so much!! Literally I’ve been waiting for all my faves to play this because I’m always curious what people’s reactions are to my character in the game. :)
I'd laugh so hard if they had an easter egg for naming yourself "Jack" or "Sean" but Jack just chose "Blizz"
“I’m gaslighting the gas-guy” was the FUNNIEST line lmaoooo
God, the radio playing "It's Just a Burning Memory" while Lucas hangs on the hook just adds to the creepiness.
"Lucas you're not gonna be dead on me are you, hahaha..."
Lucas: "I don't remember-"
Yesss 😢
I love the song, but slowed version’s just creepy
"Dementia music". Makes everything funny to me because it's been memed to high hell
@@theguythatlikeseverything2181 same, i started laughing lol. Something pyro was watching played it and he said the same thing.
sean: “you’re such a weirdo”
also sean: *gives the toy dude the creepiest voice*
true
I mean... It fits, doesn't it?
i havent watched the full thing yet but is he a bad guy? the sight of his store makes me sad... a decrepit bleak-looking toystore manned by a lone grandpa.
to be fair he WAS the murderer
@@CommissarChaoticyep.
I love how the guy is like "Oh yeah, I just saw the killer outside by the window, so like... you better go outside and leave"
Game: "don't trust a stranger."
Jack: *talks to basically everyone*
I love this genre of jacksepticeye video, the indie low-poly horror games are perfect to put on while drawing :)
Good luck drawing :D
same, I enjoy watching sean's horror games while doing art instead of listening to music
Same, but writing for me. Sean’s videos are the best to listen to when being creative!
Yess! Love watching jack while drawing
sane but for doing homework and doing other chores :D
Remember kids, a police officer (in America) cannot legally demand ID from you if you’re just walking down the street, or if you’re a passenger in a car; unless, the officer has reasonable, articulable suspension you, specifically, have or are about to commit a crime.
Maybe that's the law, but in a he said/she said situation the officer will win 99.9% of the time. The officer could just lie and say "I smell weed on you" and then he'd have legal rights to search your pockets/bags and demand ID.
Just because that’s how it should be, doesn’t mean that’s how it is. And if you aren’t doing anything wrong, what’s the big deal with showing your ID? Lol.
ALSO!!!!! In the US, unmarked police cars CANNOT PULL YOU OVER!!!! If someone pulls you over and says they’re an undercover cop, they MOST LIKELY AREN’T. And if they are, you can still drive to the nearest police station instead of getting out and going with them. STAY SAFE GUYS, there are murderers and r*pists who use this tactic to get victims!!!!
@@embadly Fair point about withholding ID being seen as suspicious in and of itself, but I feel like the knowledge of it being illegal for a police officer to demand the ID could save someone harm or legal turmoil in a few different situations. Like, what if your ID is used as evidence for a crime you didn't have anything to do with. What if the officer sees you as suspicious for really crummy (and legally prohibited) reasons, like because of how you dress or your racial or ethnic background? Also, it's like, what if you do have something to hide, but it's a much less serious crime than what the officer suspects you of commiting (like shoplifting versus manslaughter). It's wrong to steal in a vacuum, but I don't think it's like prolonged expensive court proceeding and possible prison sentence bad, you know?
Always look at your states specific laws. It’s not across the board.
That fear of being stalked in the grocery store is no joke… definitely do not want that again or for anyone ever
Hey Sean? I know this is slightly off topic but thank you for what you said at the end. I was abused for years by my parents (not in the same fashion thankfully) and I was homeless for the past three months because of it. I was terrified that they would find where I went and drag me back "home." I'm happy that I actually have a place to stay and I'm moving forward with my life. Idk, I just felt seen and hearing that it was acknowledged felt nice, especially from one of my biggest role models. So thank you Sean ❤️ I have always looked up to you and I always will.
Jack: Lucas, your not dead are ya?
*2 seconds later*
Jack: OH GOD LUCAS
Best part of the vid😂😂😂
I laughed so hard at this part
not lucas :(
Had me laughing so hard at the "Ruben, I just met you.. and this is crazy, but hit the gas pedal...FASTER MAYBEE??" 🤣
sounds like the "im about to get kidnapped so imma need yo do me a favor AND SPEED UP version of call me mayb
@@ashspeduplol yea
Gotta be almost my favorite part lol
One thing I can say Shaun does perfectly and it’s all on accident not even planned is his perfect comedic timing when Shit just starts hitting the fan, like Him joking about the butcher being dead to turn and tada, he dead. For some reason in each horror vid he has there maybe more than 3 on average moments like these and I would love to see a compilation vid just for those moments maybe called “All about that timing” or something and just go nuts with the editing and music and have fun lol keep up the great vids
Sean’s "Aggie" voice gave me the rest of the strength I needed for the week☺️
I like how this guy moves to a new town and is like “I will not sleep tonight until I get a new toy from the local toy store”
it's a girl, but yeah, real dumb
I've been absolutely loving all of the indie horror Jack's been doing.
Same!!!!
Same here :D
i think we all have been actually
@@friskyfrisk 👍
Same bruh
The scariest part of this whole video is Sean screaming “Chrissy wake up I don’t like this”
Coming from someone who has an abusive father and tries everything in their power to disassociate with their father as well as not using their actual name, yeah, this game definitely hits a bit home for me.
Sorry for what happened to you
"I love you less than three" is an extremely subdued version of "I love you three thousand". It's basically more of a "I can barely tolerate your existence"
Less than 3 is a heart symbol, see
@@mongoose9851 yeah, I know, I was just joking
@@guerney2000 Suuure you were lol
@@mongoose9851 bruh
@@mongoose9851 what..
I laughed so hard when you said “chrissy wake up i dont like this” 😂🤣
sameee 😂
I love stranger things so nice reference 🤣🤣🤣👍
Me too! I loved it so much!
Stranger things is my go too horror show on Netflix I love it and then sèan makes a reference to it and I laughed so HARD
Fr thats one of my favorite lines in season 4 of strangers things, hearing Jack say that really caught me off guard and almost made me spit out my drink🤣
That cereal part gets me everytime
..and the Balcony
43:32 Holy bejeeeesus that scared the living ass out of mine more than the game itself. Gaddanggitt! 😂🤣😂
Jack “Nothing bad ever happens in a toy store.”
Also Jack 3 seconds later “It looks like you would fucking die in Timmy’s Toys!”
Never thought I’d hear Sean say „Milkussy” but here we are💀
You've convinced me to watch this
can we appreciate the fact that they used a real person's photo for Toast
The imagery for how badly you did not want to get into the car had me in tears. Ow.
35:29 I wasn’t expecting a “Chrissy wake uuup! I don’t like this!”, while I was drinking water and almost did a spit take! Lol
Frr I didn’t expect him to say that😭
OMG same and when he jumped over the closed road barrier that said "no access" I died because I said "Momma I'm a criminal" in my head then he said "imma criminal" XD
He did it so perfectly too!
It was my favorite part lmao
19:07
The last thing I expected from Jack is a glow up to this degree, he went from a regular chad to Gigachad instantly.
Yeah
comment me pls
absolutely
Lmao thats the Shiro K easter egg. He is a small youtuber and was one of the first youtubet who played this game. Devs put him as an easteregg lmao
Mmm
Someone make a compilation of Sean just being correct about stuff in horror games
Whenever the butcher died the song that played was something like “another burning memory” and I feel like that really relates to the situation
in terms of recommendations, there’s an indie horror game called “no one lives under the lighthouse” that i think you should play. it does a really good job at building its atmosphere and has some genuinely terrifying moments, highly recommend!
liked to boost!
Oh yessssss I saw Scary Game Squad play that! Super good atmosphere for sure
oohhh i've never seen it but i rly hope he plays it then !!
Yeah I saw a UA-cam video of someone play it, I didn't watch the whole thing though. I think that person's video was around 1 hour and 40 minutes long, it kind of perfectly fits the horror game videos that Sean has been uploading lately.
The real horror here is that the milk costs $15
With inflation, even AIR AT GAS STATIONS NEED FUCKING MONEY
@Cloak oh no not wave 2
It's a couple years away maybe from milk being $15
The actual horror is that we are so close to paying that $15 for our milk 😬🫡
@@X45Saucr what do you mean? Oh its bot isn’t it
ruben looks so much like my dad that i physically cannot watch this video without pausing every 3 seconds its actually scary
Jack: "Oh my god! It doesn't just get dark in here, it's where darkness is born! This is where all darkness comes from... **Moment of air** Oh hey a fuse!"
I'm rolling on the floor crying xD
The “Chrissy wake up!! I don’t like this?!” While Ruben’s driving and Jack pans to the back cam is hilarious but I know it’s a horror game. I really just like laughing at Eddie’s horror during that moment in ST4.
same here bro 😭
lmfao
bro i totally missed that until you pointed it out lol
Time stamp?
@@Gboy2005 35:28
Sean being so supportive and respectful of people having gone through domestic abuse makes my survivor heart sing. BLIZZ is the name and we respect it here! Family doesn't mean anything without unconditional love, respect and nurturing!!
Amber turd lost
@@oldman5364 ong
Unless you’re part of the baker family
@@MirrenTheDragonKnight They haven't mentioned gender at all. What's with the accusatory tone?
@@nekuro5548 don’t they mention around 40 minutes in that the characters real name is claire (which is a more standard girl name)
Am I the only one thinking about how warm his milk will be by the time he gets home since it was bought first?
I can't tell weather this game is a comedy or a horror
Edit: nevermind, it's a horror.
wether* , weather is referring to the climate
@@San-lh8us we get it, you graduated first grade English. Doesn't mean we can't have grammar errors.
@@attackhelicopter9882 doesn't mean we can't have errors, but it also doesn't mean we can't correct the errors we make
@@San-lh8us pretty sure you’re also wrong, it’s meant to be whether not wether
@@San-lh8us you corrected him and you’re still wrong
“Chrissy wake up I don’t like this!” Had me laughing so hard
@Ben Whiting I think it’s really good u?
I laughed when sean said "Who puts milk before cereal? Am I the killer?" Because I thought he would add that he thought he was a cereal killer.
Why is no one talking about 27:22 when the doors opened it showed a tree and no lamp post but after loading it's a completely different place
This was a great game and an unexpectedly relatable one at that. I have a *strained* relationship with my dad (he never physically hurt me, but he hurt me and my family in other ways) and one day when I'd moved away from my home county to go to university I saw a man in a jacket just like one my dad used to wear. He just walked out in front of me on campus and I couldn't see his face and I just had a panic attack. I kept thinking "he found me, why is he here?" I ran to the nearest coffee shop and was in there for about an hour collecting myself.
Anyway tl;dr although it's kinda silly this game recreates that posttraumatic stress pretty well and I'm glad Sean picked up on that!
"Ruben, I just met you, and this is crazy. But hit the gas petal, faster maybe..?!"
SOBBING
Suggestion! “Who's Lila?” by Garage Heathen! It's a point and click reverse horror game inspired by David Lynch's works, featuring facial expression mechanics. You communicate to characters in the game by manipulating expressions on the main character! It's about an hour playing the story surface level, but it's so much deeper than it seems and is 6 hours ish to completion. Just came out a few months ago!
Edit: mentioned Dev :-)
"you communicate to characters in the game by manipulating expressions on the main character!" that just sounds like the brain itself with extra steps.
but fr tho cool concept
oh heck yeah. that game was pretty fricking creepy. main character is like a sociopath or smth so requires a lot of effort to express "emotions". its really cool
i want him to play this game so bad!!
Absolutely agree it would suit Jacks playstyle so well!! It’s very story driven and when the creeps hit, they hit deep!!
Oh yeah, I watched ManlyBadassHero play that a bit ago. Left it sitting on while I played Hollow Knight Voidheart Edition. Jack should definitely check it out
Fun fact: That familiar, haunting jazz song that starts at 42:38 (which is labelled in a ton of different horror games as "It's Just a Burning Memory") is a slowed version of "Heartaches" by Al Bowlly. One of his other songs - "Midnight, the Stars, and You" was the song used during the ending scene of "The Shining."
The more you know! lol
Jack predicted exactly what would happen at 42:05
"The worst feeling is not feeling safe in your own home" Aye. I was robbed Sept 2020. I came down the stairs around midnight after waking up from a nap and came face to face with the guy, but thought it was my uncle. After I exited my bathroom, I noticed our window was opened. I told my parents and sure enough we had shit stolen and just earlier I had run into the villain. Since, I've never felt safe in my home, and every unknown noise at night drives me up a wall. Every time I'm alone, I take a BB gun around my house to the source of the noise just for intimidation. I was unharmed but I can't even have curtains open past 6pm now without being uneasy.
If the dude is reading, happened in Kentucky, I'm sure you had your reasons for doing what you did. I hope you sold the computers and got some money, as that's what you seemed to be after.
It’s such a shame to hear that cause u sound like such a great person and not showing hate and understanding that although unlikely they might of had an ethical reason for robbing you. Hope it gets better for you
Same at night I lock all the doors, keep a aluminum bat in my bed frame and a survival knife on my bed side table and swords on my walls, we live in a safe area of Ohio but goddamn you can’t be sure it can happen anywhere real life horror stories like home invasions are the scariest shit.
@@B1G-B0SS_2OO4 swords? now i imagine you hearing a robber downstairs and taking like 30 min to put on full chainmail (and normal metal) armor and just rushing downstairs screaming while holding up your broadsword and the robber gets just sliced in half
the way this comment ended was truly remarkable
Do you have any pets? If not, I'd really suggest getting one, even as simple as a hamster. They can really give you a sense of ease.
12:12 the "less than three" caught me off guard as i was drinking water, needless to say water burst out of all the holes on my face 😂😂😂 It's this type of silly jokes that get me every time.
yea man, can't believe how jack can instantly make ridiculous jokes like that lmao
lol sounds like it hurt 😂
I think he may have gotten that from the fact that TTS tends to pronounce it like that because TTS doesn't tend to recognize emoticons well, and tries to read them out instead
I love you too mom **less than three**
NO WAY WE MADE THE SAME COMMENTS LMAO
I love how Blizz just can casually have flashbacks and just say 'okay' to every requests.
This person is crazy XD
42:32 The smile on his face fading when he realizes Lucas really is dead made me laugh so hard 😭😭
The scariest part about this is the customer service. Can you imagine having to rewrite a sign for a chocolate bar?
I think the toy shop worker was the dad though
@@Samaurai-Light Yeah and can you imagine what he put in the bag of "free toy & chocolate"?? Also at the end scene it said something about her barely recognizing him, as in what... her ghost told us she kind of knew it was him as Timmy the toy man???
Jack’s voice acting skills are under appreciated, he nailed the vibe of every character
yhjuujhhjuy
I agree
"You also poured the milk before the cereal, am I the killer?!" 59:12
The “less than three” scene always gets me!
Jack plays literally any horror game thats not big time,
UA-cam: He's playing Five Nights at Freddy's
i was literally just about to comment this exact thing
@@Banan_Man_ lmao same
?
The creator chooses the game, a lot of creators do FNAF and its kinda known to be like the indie horror genre on youtube now lol. Hey if you wanna see new smaller titles that doesnt have its own name here then thats the place:)
The fact that this game uses "Everywhere at the end of the time" samples to create tension is terrifying and amazing at the same time. Just wow.
When it started playing I instantly got chills
You know I'm gonna recognize It's Just a Burning Memory anywhere
i was waiting for someone to notice that! So anxiety inducing if ya ask me, a great horror soundtrack.
I heard burning memory and lost it
Yeah when I heard that I stopped and listened to it for a minute
There’s just something about indie horror games that just makes me love them
In my opinion, this is top tier jacksepticeye humour to me - literally come back to watch this like every day and still laugh
*"Ruben, I just met you...and this is crazy...but hit the gas pedal- FASTER, MAYBE!?”*
Man, Jack would be great in Fast and the Furious.
why does this quote go perfectly to the chorus of Call Me Maybe?
@@gadiesandlentlemen that's.. that's the joke
@@AkumaDayo wait, im sorry. im a little stupid. it makes sense now.
@@gadiesandlentlemen you're good lol
The Gas Station Moment reminded me of something that happened in college and why I was fired from that job. So it’s about 2009, it’s one of the last video rental stores In the city, I was working an evening shift alone, even though the store’s employee handbook said there should always be two employees at the store at all times, but the owner and my boss always assigned himself and rarely came in, so 90% of the time I was alone.
I had just closed when a girl about my age started frantically banging on the door. Scared the hell out of me. I saw she was in distress so I let her in, she said someone was following her and her cell phone was dead. I told her she could use the phones to call the cops. She did and I tried to calm her down while we waited. She clearly had been running. The cops came and we both gave statements. When they left she asked if she could call her friend to pick her up, I said of course. Friend showed up and she left. I locked up again and went home.
Next day was my day off. My boss called me up and started yelling at me cause he saw on security footage that I let someone in after store hours and asked why the cops were there too. I told him and he started yelling again. How it wasn’t my problem and she was obviously faking it. I asked why would she do that and he started freaking out. I remember holding the phone away from my ear cause he was so loud.
He demanded I come in and get a reminder of store policies. I was done with him and said like the one where two people are supposed to be in the store at all times? He flipped out again, said I was being a smart &ss and all that. I said I wasn’t going to let someone potentially be killed or r&ped on my watch and he said it wasn’t my problem and I should have more respect for him. I said I didn’t and he fired me right there. Took me 3 weeks to find a new crap job, but that is something that happened.
Now I may appear to have been acting calm and tough during the initial incident on that night, but I was legit scared to death. Like oh god, this is it, this is how I die. He’s gonna break the glass window and eat us or something. Thought I’d share. Sorry for the length of the comment.
You saved that girls life. Physically or mentally or both, she'll always be greatful to you. That's what you take away from that experience and I hope a pigeon shits on your ex boss.
I'm glad you did that, you probably saved her life. We need more people like you! And your old boss sounds like a piece of trash
I hope your boss lost his job and is going through some extremely difficult times. That must have been an awful experience for you and the girl. 😔
Hey good on you man
You did what was right and you have my respect
I love how everyone is making you do crap so they can stay safe. I would totally be that guy with a killer on the loose
4:03 bros dawgs are out
love that everytime Jack says "are you the killer?" to a character, in the end, it really turns out that the character IS the killer.
35:12 😂 "I just met you and this is crazy, but hit the gas pedal faster maybe". This was great 👍
that part had me cackling like a witch
And an unknown car is trying to chase me
(pls someone complete the lyrics)
@@RinKasumiji if you don't hurry I will become yet another body
@@RinKasumiji gonna be murdered, can someone save me
27:50 Batman's parents
42:35 ''i hope youre alive back there!''
*intense ''its all just a burning memory''*
The "CHIRSSY WAKE UP, I DON'T LIKE THIS" really got me lol, I totally thought she was gonna be a new character for the show until that scene.
She was already one of my favorite characters, so of course they had to kill her in the first episode. Such a gut punch, but insanely well made
she deserved so much better fr
the duffer bros said they shot that scene before her scene with eddie and after seeing their chemistry, regretted killing her so soon
bruh spoilers :(
Time stamp?
Between this and the previous game about a girl being stalked in the coffee shop... and how both have such downer endings... it really does just give me this visceral feeling of absolute rage that there are people like this in real life who have to go through this or just the fear of it happening. I'm so worried I might accidentally make a stranger feel uncomfortable in life and yet there are people who get some sick satisfaction from it and doing worse.
I was just about to comment that, if you subtract the stack of dead bodies and the father story arc, you’ve still got a fairly solid horror game based around being a woman and shopping after dark.
as a dude I feel nervous when I'm walking alone at night. I also feel nervous If there happens to be a female in front of me cause all I'm thinking is "I hope they don't think I'm a creep"
@@4nn13h7 Ock, sod off with that 'woman after dark' bollocks.
I am sick and tired of this misandric shite.
Men are the vast majority of stranger murder and street violence victims.
Women are no more in danger than them. In fact, statistically speaking, we are less so.
If you are that bloody paranoid (and sexist), buy a gun or move to a country where you can.
@@baconbro304 It's their misandric, paranoid fault if they think you are a creep.
@@MirrenTheDragonKnight Man you got a lot of baggage huh
The only time I’ll ever pour milk before cereal is when I’m refilling the bowl after I already ate the cereal
I love how he questions the protagonist being the killer as soon as they pour the milk before the cereal😂
Jack: Ahh… 1975…
Also Jack: I hope no one stabbed me in the back while I was having flashbacks of 1973!
heartaches... heartaches...
The thing that scared me the most is the apartment design, having a giant hole to the balcony with no door
the draft though
Winter must suck
the apartment was the scariest area in the whole game lmaoo
The scariest thing was definitely the cereal going after the milk
Idk the bathroom was pretty terrible.
" if you listen close you can hear the muffled screams of a dead person".
im sitting here eating pizza rolls and stop mid chew to listen.
"oh wait you cant cause they're dead"
didn't occur to me what he said until after.
you got me jack
Why did he need the toy shop as like an essential in the middle of the night? Not even a specific toy. No, just toy.
I love how the game at the end of credits say "Based on my mother's fear of being stalked while shopping" this wholesome and this is the kind of my mother too
How tf is that wholesome
*"Ruben? I Just Met You And This Is Crazy, Ah, But Hit The Gas Peddle, Faster, Maybe?!!"*
Best song parady I've heard in years lol! 😂😂😂
"is this a lush-store? They always give me headaches" ... As someone working at a lushstore, never related to anything more.
I lost when he read the flashback and said “ happy and contented LESS THEN 3”
the game: begins
sean: OOH *snaps loudly* THESE CATS ARE COOKIN’
😂😂😂
I love how jack made the creepiest possible voice for the toy shop dude and he then scared himself by his own impression of him 🤣🤣🤣
42:35 "Lucas your not dead on me are ya? Ahhaha" Walks in and Lucas is dead lol
I love how Sean saw absolutely no irony in asking why he needed a toy, what the toy was, then saying completely unironically "I can't wait to use my toy!" while walking into the bathroom. There's no way he didn't know what he was doing
"How am I going to make a shopping list scary?"
If you're poor a shopping list is scary enough 😂
lol
As a poor person who buys mega sized bags of pizza rolls and ramen at the dollar store bc I cant afford good food at actual stores, I can verify.
jack talking about parenting makes me want to cry bc he knows how to parent and doesn’t even have kids. my parents haven’t parented me in a while and just kinda scream at me but i love you jack thank you for everything you do
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He didn't know how to parent because hes not a parent. Its easy to say basic stuff like " pet your dog" but never own a dog
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32:40 if you don't want it I'll take it just move the cloud over my house