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  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  4 роки тому +14207

    Hit dat like button if you also never get scared by games! 😎

  • @tacticalrover6428
    @tacticalrover6428 4 роки тому +10150

    I love how the graphics suddenly improve when the “simulation” is over, suddenly becoming very realistic. So cool

    • @jj_but_on_youtube
      @jj_but_on_youtube 4 роки тому +368

      "The best day of your life was in a simulation running at minimum capacity"

    • @atmywhitson
      @atmywhitson 4 роки тому +37

      Epic

    • @minecraftegg3607
      @minecraftegg3607 4 роки тому +53

      @@jj_but_on_youtube I see you are a fan of Rick and Morty as well

    • @marwan4358
      @marwan4358 4 роки тому +15

      I was about to say that XD

    • @nicholasrolo886
      @nicholasrolo886 4 роки тому +7

      @@jj_but_on_youtube Wage Slave gets both minimum wage and minimum capacity

  • @vixenflame
    @vixenflame 4 роки тому +7496

    Jack is nimble
    Jack is quick
    When Jack is scared
    His voice becomes 75% more Irish

    • @kaizooooo1
      @kaizooooo1 4 роки тому +290

      Rhyme 100

    • @train123z
      @train123z 4 роки тому +169

      Absolute bars

    • @mallgothgf
      @mallgothgf 4 роки тому +32

      Vixen Flame jack flash sat on a candle stick cuz... fire is the devil zone me friend...

    • @70kTeeth
      @70kTeeth 4 роки тому +47

      His accent gets thick

    • @vixenflame
      @vixenflame 4 роки тому +45

      @@mallgothgf r/ihadastroke

  • @Hairballers
    @Hairballers 4 роки тому +2636

    Jack: “I have never been scared of a game”
    Also jack: *screams while throwing out the trash”

    • @ronancummins7229
      @ronancummins7229 4 роки тому +10

      EAT YOUR CEREAL

    • @MasNas624
      @MasNas624 4 роки тому +46

      reminds me of SpongeBob running and screaming to take the trash out in the hashslinging slasher episode.

    • @ronancummins7229
      @ronancummins7229 4 роки тому +13

      Jack acts like squid ward pretending it’s not real but later shits his pants

    • @Wren_C
      @Wren_C 4 роки тому +4

      Jack screams at everything. Whether its out of fear or not.

    • @lastsingeralive5705
      @lastsingeralive5705 4 роки тому +2

      @@Wren_C so true. Its like his best quality

  • @zandriabates8268
    @zandriabates8268 4 роки тому +560

    I work in fast food and we usually say "And can I get you anything else" to confirm when people are done ordering, right? Well we legitimately have a regular customer who always responds to this with "Yeah, I just need your soul". She does that EVERY SINGLE TIME SHE ORDERS. I've been working there for nearly three years now, and she routinely asks for her cashiers soul with her meal.

    • @jetnagle8610
      @jetnagle8610 3 роки тому +61

      do you have a go-to response to it by now?

    • @presleyhanzlik2588
      @presleyhanzlik2588 2 роки тому +46

      I have friends that would say “sorry but I don’t have on it.”

    • @visib_uncomfy
      @visib_uncomfy 2 роки тому +13

      that sounds fun

    • @kitanakitsune
      @kitanakitsune 2 роки тому +25

      As soon as she says that I would pretend to have my soul ripped out of my body, she’ll either be impressed or terrified but either way she got a soul

    • @johnthedork723
      @johnthedork723 2 роки тому +4

      Iconic

  • @AnimeboyIanpower
    @AnimeboyIanpower 4 роки тому +3824

    I have a feeling that when Jack gets TRULY frightened by a video game, he begins to speak straight Gaelic.

  • @VleesetendPlantje14
    @VleesetendPlantje14 4 роки тому +3256

    “That might just be the scariest thing I’ve seen in years. And I own a mirror” I felt that, F

  • @kay878it
    @kay878it 4 роки тому +3500

    I'm at my boyfriend's house right now, staying on his couch and his mom comes from the other side of their house (its not big but there are two of them) and asked me if I was watching jacksepticeye. She is a fan. My boyfriend doesn't understand us

    • @chillpotato2685
      @chillpotato2685 4 роки тому +334

      Ur lucky,one time i was spending the night with my girl at their house,the bluetooth headset suddenly died and i have my Phone on the highest volume,then jack screamed so loud that you could hear it all the way from mars.
      Their family was looking at me weird,her mom ask me"what were you watching?"
      Then i said"potato"

    • @storm7364
      @storm7364 4 роки тому +22

      Gwendel Dela cruz HAHAHAHHAHA

    • @HeartBreakQueen94
      @HeartBreakQueen94 4 роки тому +88

      Marry him. Not for him. But so that BOSS is your mother in law.

    • @flowersforrobbie
      @flowersforrobbie 4 роки тому +50

      Lucky, my mom is just like “wtf are you watching” and I’m just like y e s

    • @AllWillFail
      @AllWillFail 4 роки тому +34

      Sounds like a cool porn intro

  • @ashleykwena4931
    @ashleykwena4931 4 роки тому +1140

    Love how when Jack said "I'm not above throwing hands" the music immediately kicked up
    20:35

    • @yessily
      @yessily 4 роки тому +13

      𝙡𝙢𝙖𝙤

    • @dwagn1702
      @dwagn1702 3 роки тому +14

      That's how ya know he's a legend

    • @presleyhanzlik2588
      @presleyhanzlik2588 2 роки тому +11

      It’s like the game is saying “come at me bro”

  • @lucki_8052
    @lucki_8052 4 роки тому +699

    So I noticed that most of the “scares” happens when Sean makes a Happy’s. Deluxe..........

    • @Legominifiggriddy5602
      @Legominifiggriddy5602 4 роки тому +4

      What's the scare?

    • @lukev108
      @lukev108 4 роки тому +3

      Darkness

    • @lukev108
      @lukev108 4 роки тому +4

      Or a whopper....

    • @lucki_8052
      @lucki_8052 4 роки тому +1

      Shasta Nardone it’s not much scares as to lights going off, loud noises and the background changing

    • @meepnope4389
      @meepnope4389 4 роки тому +1

      Roblox Game Featurer whoppers are terrifying 🤢

  • @FallenCreature1997
    @FallenCreature1997 4 роки тому +1599

    I'm literally wearing yellow pants as he said "it takes a confident person to walk around in yellow pants". I appreciate the compliment

    • @lev164
      @lev164 4 роки тому +37

      DoryS ur pfp is _perfect_ for this context

    • @maggiesteenkamp8786
      @maggiesteenkamp8786 4 роки тому +19

      You go girlfriend( sassy clap)

    • @hqrtmaxv
      @hqrtmaxv 4 роки тому +18

      Well l mean you have all might as your profile pic your clearly stylish

    • @ЭддиФранциско
      @ЭддиФранциско 4 роки тому

      Baduy amputa

    • @vit8131
      @vit8131 4 роки тому +4

      Im not gonna like this just bc its at 420 likes

  • @spicytrash4569
    @spicytrash4569 4 роки тому +810

    “Don’t touch an Irish man’s boom box” is rule one of becoming McC

    • @chaosgaming1743
      @chaosgaming1743 4 роки тому +3

      @@hoshihoshikirakira5218 You have violated a law of The Irish

    • @lastsingeralive5705
      @lastsingeralive5705 4 роки тому +4

      @@hoshihoshikirakira5218 whoa whoa whao what you think you doing?!

    • @creativename2683
      @creativename2683 4 роки тому +2

      @@hoshihoshikirakira5218 pay the court a fine or serve your sentence!

    • @WhyNot.2
      @WhyNot.2 4 роки тому

      @@hoshihoshikirakira5218
      RIP bro you dead.

    • @jessesanders3191
      @jessesanders3191 4 роки тому

      @@hoshihoshikirakira5218 so you have chosen...death

  • @jarekhartwell6235
    @jarekhartwell6235 3 роки тому +252

    "Never touch an Irish mans boom box"
    I feel that you shouldn't touch an Irish mans anything

  • @lassliegen
    @lassliegen 4 роки тому +205

    imagine going to this place in the dead of night, you're the only one there, it's crawling with rats and weird cow mascots and after the only employee screams "i'll be right with ya!" you hear their muffled voice from outside going "is that mars?" lol
    this cracked me up for some reason

    • @ririsumurasaki5244
      @ririsumurasaki5244 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @moxie7652
      @moxie7652 4 роки тому +1

      I didn't even read your comment cuz I just saw twenty one pilots logo .... that's great

    • @Lucina_247
      @Lucina_247 4 роки тому +5

      Omg if someone could animate that I'd love that! 😂

    • @snerfol6388
      @snerfol6388 4 роки тому

      I love your pfp

    • @Lucina_247
      @Lucina_247 4 роки тому

      snerfol . png mine? If so thank you ! :)

  • @emilybonnell5859
    @emilybonnell5859 4 роки тому +1921

    jack trying to say "happy's humble burger barn" gives me "merry christler" vibes

  • @yessily
    @yessily 4 роки тому +61

    6:15 - Welcome to Happy's Helper.. Burgjsjsoal bAr-
    7:11 - Humpy Bumpy Boogy Baby!
    7:47 : Hippy Hoppy Boopy Boo!
    9:14 : Happy... Happy... Birthday Boys!
    12:04 : Hippy Hoppy Bunny Boys!
    12:37: Humper Bumper Doopy Doo!
    13:11 : Herper's Hamper Binkle Bam!
    16:25 : Hi! Welcome to-
    𝘿𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝 𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙣!
    17:23 : 𝙃𝙞! 𝙒𝙚𝙡𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙃𝙚𝙡- 𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙣'𝙨 𝙐𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨

    • @dannic6326
      @dannic6326 2 роки тому +4

      I love how he doesn’t even try to pronounce anything right 😂😂😭

  • @thegongoozler5920
    @thegongoozler5920 4 роки тому +854

    Game: Manage the customers that come in
    Jack: “Am I allowed to kill them?”
    Please, never let this man work as a restaurant cashier.

    • @austinallen6419
      @austinallen6419 4 роки тому +16

      He would be perfect for Wendy's

    • @dexus_1722
      @dexus_1722 4 роки тому

      XD

    • @peanutthelion815
      @peanutthelion815 4 роки тому +5

      Seriously, and the orders. "I would like one burger, please" the literal dream.

    • @SonicDestroyer12
      @SonicDestroyer12 4 роки тому +2

      Not until he can see McC at least.

    • @Dazyhead
      @Dazyhead 4 роки тому +3

      let's be honest, customers have it coming

  • @YojimboJames
    @YojimboJames 4 роки тому +2318

    Nobody:
    Jack after working at Happy’s humble burger barn for 4 years: “Hey there! Welcome to Hadnibnqsjiasn”

    • @dylanischillin2079
      @dylanischillin2079 4 роки тому +47

      James Slomian Hi! Welcome to afuckinghellthatwerestuckinforeverandcantgetoutpleasehelpmeimcryingsomeoneplease!

    • @AnimeboyIanpower
      @AnimeboyIanpower 4 роки тому +45

      @@dylanischillin2079 Hi, Welcome to
      wakemeup(wakemeupinside)icantwakeup(wakemeupinside)saaavemeeee-!

    • @ssickavie
      @ssickavie 4 роки тому +10

      @@dylanischillin2079 hello welcome to iamobsessedwithveryproblematicandfuckedupthingslikeserialkillersandaveryproblematicmangacalledkillingstalkingwebothneedhelpsavemeplease- HAHA

    • @nayardrox4782
      @nayardrox4782 4 роки тому +16

      @@dylanischillin2079 Welcome to *m*

    • @dylanischillin2079
      @dylanischillin2079 4 роки тому +3

      @@nayardrox4782 yes m

  • @lilmintygames
    @lilmintygames 4 роки тому +1427

    Jack: "I'm not above throwing hands, I will punch someone, even if it's a kid."
    *Jacks hands are rated E for Everyone *

  • @mhanerd2652
    @mhanerd2652 4 роки тому +247

    Jack: Welcome to hippy hoppy boopy boo, hippy hoppy bunny bois, humber bumper doopy doo, herpers hampers bickle bam, bumpy bumpy boogie baby, happy humpy birthday bois. Me: Couldn't have said it better myself.

  • @ZeroDurability
    @ZeroDurability 4 роки тому +1127

    "I'm being attacked by inanimate objects." Don't worry Jack, I once got assaulted by a welcome mat during a hurricane.

  • @ananonymousperson8429
    @ananonymousperson8429 4 роки тому +1419

    Sean: “I’ve never been scared by a video game”
    *Minecraft has joined the call*

    • @tricklewickle
      @tricklewickle 4 роки тому +22

      Cave sounds right... It's the cave sounds.

    • @christina3537
      @christina3537 4 роки тому +33

      Flashback to jack screaming like a girl when he was trapped by a creeper with the irish lads

    • @ananonymousperson8429
      @ananonymousperson8429 4 роки тому +5

      Christina Rodriguez I love his girly scream

    • @icerator
      @icerator 4 роки тому +8

      *Watson Scott test joined the call*

    • @onepunchman4719
      @onepunchman4719 4 роки тому +3

      this is incorrect jack recently played the house in the forest which scared the %@$& out of him

  • @cultured2535
    @cultured2535 4 роки тому +381

    1:12 "I have glasses to hide against the scares"
    Really? Mine force me to see them better.

    • @Chrissyboyoyoy
      @Chrissyboyoyoy 4 роки тому +2

      Lol same😅

    • @janicesanchez7422
      @janicesanchez7422 4 роки тому +2

      shame I wear contacts

    • @user_s0s-04
      @user_s0s-04 4 роки тому

      Fuckin hell

    • @darkbolt9568
      @darkbolt9568 4 роки тому +1

      Nah you guys just bought the wrong glasses/contacts. You see you WANT your glasses to blind you so you don’t see the petrifying pictures of horror games! Jack is completely blind throughout the entire video!

    • @tintin.9832
      @tintin.9832 4 роки тому

      “oops, I accidentally rubbed my lenses with my fingers, now there is smudges on my glasses.”

  • @akaYatte
    @akaYatte 4 роки тому +274

    Sean: "That's the real danger!"
    Sean: *HEARS VOILENT BEES SOUND*
    Sean:
    Sean:
    Sean: "Actually, nevermind. Whatever's making THAT is!"
    Laughed so hard XDD

  • @Diego-ii1tx
    @Diego-ii1tx 4 роки тому +431

    Jack: “it’s very late. Why am i working at this hour?”
    Night/early morning shifts: Am i a joke to you

  • @lilkat6314
    @lilkat6314 4 роки тому +301

    "I've never been scared of video game."
    *stares at camera like Jim from The Office*

  • @Bitch_Scotch
    @Bitch_Scotch 4 роки тому +824

    don't worry guys the noise is just "the hash slinging slasher." nothing to be afraid of here.

    • @owah
      @owah 4 роки тому +2

      lol

    • @WILBURCULT
      @WILBURCULT 4 роки тому +10

      Deku be talkin bout SpongeBob--

    • @anthonysimpson01
      @anthonysimpson01 4 роки тому +24

      you mean the hash pinging trash slinging slasher?

    • @Bitch_Scotch
      @Bitch_Scotch 4 роки тому +11

      sorry my mistake SpongeBob-Senpai

    • @anthonysimpson01
      @anthonysimpson01 4 роки тому +7

      @@Bitch_Scotch nah your all good

  • @holygrailforedgykidz4511
    @holygrailforedgykidz4511 4 роки тому +29

    The way he says "I'll be right with you" when he takes out the garbage warms my heart for some reson. And the scream after makes the wholesomeness funny wholesomeness.
    Funsome.

  • @mafraldinha25
    @mafraldinha25 4 роки тому +217

    I love how the graphics COMPLETELY changed once we find out we were in a simulation

  • @chloeurban8748
    @chloeurban8748 4 роки тому +201

    Sean: “I’ve never been scared from a video game”
    My brain: *plays a little slideshow of all the times he’s jumped and gotten scared from a game*

  • @caniwasteallyourtimeherein9728
    @caniwasteallyourtimeherein9728 4 роки тому +769

    For those who have heart condition this is a list of potential jumpscare, consider me your guardian angel.
    5:33 otis making his debut.
    10:56 brace yourself...... Otis again.
    13:59 blackout.
    14:37 otis had enough of his life on the barn.
    17:57 prolly the most scariest one in this vid but spoiler spoiler it's just a bunch of titans, it's creepy and trippy at the same time.
    25:47 siren head and loud noise.

  • @iamcorgi._.6887
    @iamcorgi._.6887 4 роки тому +50

    I like how he says that a game hasn’t scared him in years but he gets terrified at placing trash in the dumpster.

  • @jademoreno7838
    @jademoreno7838 4 роки тому +207

    Why Jack Shouldn't Be a Cashier:
    1. "Am i allowed to kill them?"
    2. "What is wrong with ur face!!"
    3. "Welcome to hippy hoppy bunny boys"
    4. Takes peoples money without serving them

    • @hyacinth1729
      @hyacinth1729 4 роки тому +6

      3-100 "Welcome to happy bumper bumblefork"

    • @L30-l9p
      @L30-l9p 4 роки тому +2

      🤣

  • @figment641
    @figment641 4 роки тому +590

    I love how he said he never got scared by a game and everyone is just coming for him in the comments

  • @zoexzebra2583
    @zoexzebra2583 4 роки тому +221

    Jack: thats a nice name : happys humble burger barn
    Also jack: welcome to humpy bumpy buggy baby

  • @zuriwilliams1349
    @zuriwilliams1349 4 роки тому +53

    "There's heifers EVERYWHERE!"
    WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY

  • @mikotomisaka8714
    @mikotomisaka8714 4 роки тому +559

    Sean: "I've never been scared by a video game."
    Me: *looks at outlast series* Everything I know is a lie.

    • @Charlotte-111
      @Charlotte-111 4 роки тому +1

      Hi Misaka! I love how you use your power to the best of your abilities. You're very smart

    • @valk5028
      @valk5028 4 роки тому +5

      He was straight up acting all this time

    • @kalosssbm1477
      @kalosssbm1477 4 роки тому +1

      Woooooooosh

    • @Carts7
      @Carts7 4 роки тому +1

      Dont forget visage

    • @tarakas9916
      @tarakas9916 4 роки тому +1

      Wow, you got a hearth from Sean
      Congrats

  • @tdthedestroyer1232
    @tdthedestroyer1232 4 роки тому +617

    12:52
    What do u say?
    "FEED ME THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT!"
    "A bagle"

    • @sasunakalista412
      @sasunakalista412 4 роки тому +12

      Him" no A souls of innocent"
      Me: so...... Two Bagel?

    • @HopePapernacky
      @HopePapernacky 4 роки тому +2

      Marcos Rodriguez
      THATS WHAT I THOUGHT TOO!

    • @theabandonedaccount1264
      @theabandonedaccount1264 4 роки тому +2

      That *is* what the devil would say of he went to a fast food restaurant.

    • @meaghan1051
      @meaghan1051 4 роки тому +5

      Noooo!!
      Two bagles

    • @peachyriings
      @peachyriings 4 роки тому +8

      NOOOOOOOOOOOO
      "two bagles"

  • @kaileo8535
    @kaileo8535 4 роки тому +232

    Jack: "I've never been scared from a video game."
    Me: *flashbacks of 3 scary games* Are you sure Jack...

    • @shadowx1232
      @shadowx1232 4 роки тому +3

      Kai leo a long time ago he made a whole comp of him getting scared shitless 😂

    • @rubbers3
      @rubbers3 4 роки тому

      Even Subnautica!

    • @darraghoshea6294
      @darraghoshea6294 4 роки тому +1

      I think he means *literally* shit your pants scared

    • @deadmemes4188
      @deadmemes4188 4 роки тому

      details, details, lad.

    • @vinneythe14th68
      @vinneythe14th68 4 роки тому +1

      Usually I don't do this but, r/woooosh

  • @Odón_of_Salt
    @Odón_of_Salt 3 роки тому +28

    17:57 *throws customer his burger*
    *spawns 38 titans*

  • @abhimanyusharma588
    @abhimanyusharma588 4 роки тому +770

    "I've never been scared of a video game,"
    Also Sean: Jumpscared when a tree grew in front of his face in minecraft

    • @evilmushroom291
      @evilmushroom291 4 роки тому +10

      Bro nice comment 👌

    • @anthonylomeli9272
      @anthonylomeli9272 4 роки тому +10

      @@evilmushroom291 nice reply bro 🤙

    • @jiddyfiddycrazy7288
      @jiddyfiddycrazy7288 4 роки тому +10

      @@anthonylomeli9272 Nice reply to his reply dawg 👏🏾

    • @gregkaz123
      @gregkaz123 4 роки тому +8

      @@jiddyfiddycrazy7288 nice reply to his to his reply 👏

    • @NarcissisticNuggets
      @NarcissisticNuggets 4 роки тому +7

      JiddyFiddyCrazy nice reply to his reply of the reply bro 👌

  • @KainaX122
    @KainaX122 4 роки тому +446

    Jack: “I have never gotten scared at a video game”
    Me: *[slams head through wall]* “Are you sure about that?”

    • @Moshyman
      @Moshyman 4 роки тому +10

      U have a hard head

    • @KainaX122
      @KainaX122 4 роки тому +7

      A DarkKnightwithaBrightHeart I have been told that on occasion, yes

    • @xbreakthr0ugh598
      @xbreakthr0ugh598 4 роки тому +1

      Jumpscares don't count as being scared

    • @joshuadaniel5490
      @joshuadaniel5490 4 роки тому +6

      Im just thinking about all those times he has played horror games

    • @lolpoco9878
      @lolpoco9878 4 роки тому +1

      haha funny

  • @daleharden1749
    @daleharden1749 4 роки тому +380

    "These aren't the type of buns I'm tryin' to grab, you know? Y'all with me?"
    I am, Jack. I typically prefer a brioche bun with my burgers.

    • @tylern6420
      @tylern6420 4 роки тому +7

      Assbun

    • @redhood8749
      @redhood8749 4 роки тому +3

      what are thooooooos

    • @goosedotjpg
      @goosedotjpg 4 роки тому +6

      Lmao, that is exactly what I thought when he said that!! I thought of brioche buns!

    • @crayblox1154
      @crayblox1154 4 роки тому +3

      Yooo I love brioche

    • @kennethwilliams6916
      @kennethwilliams6916 4 роки тому +3

      Pretzel buns are good as well! But I also love potatoes bread! And sour dough, normal buns with the sesame seeds are fine as well.

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous 4 роки тому +36

    "You can't be putting dead dogs into the start of this"
    Araki: How bout I do anyway?

  • @aspin_
    @aspin_ 4 роки тому +313

    “Woah there’s a plane in the sky”
    No I thought they would be underwater

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 4 роки тому +11

      They're submarines of the sky

    • @gustavochavez3220
      @gustavochavez3220 4 роки тому

      Duddridge1 haha your so funyyyyyy

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 4 роки тому

      @@gustavochavez3220
      Haha so are youuuu with your *July 69* joke

    • @absilint1318
      @absilint1318 4 роки тому +9

      There are more planes underwater than submarines in the sky

    • @icandostuffp7456
      @icandostuffp7456 4 роки тому +3

      @@absilint1318 ur not wrong

  • @comediansbyaccident5377
    @comediansbyaccident5377 4 роки тому +233

    Customer: orders something
    Jack: WHERE IS EVERYTHING
    Customer: The frick he doin over there

  • @aidia9211
    @aidia9211 4 роки тому +362

    “This is the scariest thing I’ve seen in years... and I own a mirror” -Jacksepticeye 2020

  • @nowinsertmemehere6403
    @nowinsertmemehere6403 4 роки тому +43

    “I have the attention spand of a beef patty” i have never heard something so relatable

  • @sogesunkun9671
    @sogesunkun9671 4 роки тому +266

    14:00 Jacksepticeye throws burger at customer's face
    *Restaurant's lights turn off*
    The Manager: FIIIIIIRRRREEEEEED!!!

  • @spoopyblogs
    @spoopyblogs 4 роки тому +125

    As someone who works at a fast food restaurant I must say how accurate this is

    • @megamood1009
      @megamood1009 4 роки тому +14

      Ah yes, I too randomly summon demon spawns around my restaurant on a regular basis. Glad I'm not alone 😂

    • @lokkeshsakthii6866
      @lokkeshsakthii6866 4 роки тому +7

      Yea sure just an everyday job with Satan himself😂😂😂

    • @spoopyblogs
      @spoopyblogs 4 роки тому +6

      Lokkesh Sakthii just a normal night shift at McDonald’s

    • @lokkeshsakthii6866
      @lokkeshsakthii6866 4 роки тому +2

      @@spoopyblogs awesome

  • @whitewarrior0296
    @whitewarrior0296 4 роки тому +109

    Are we just gonna ignore the drastic jump in quality the game took when you enter the Paragon facility? That honestly took me by surprise.
    Also, I think that an eye should be kept on the studio. Judging from that ending I'd say that they're prepping for something, a bigger overarching project.

    • @gutzbin
      @gutzbin 4 роки тому +1

      That caught me off guard too

  • @geminidreamst3874
    @geminidreamst3874 3 роки тому +38

    Jack: Is that a dog?
    Me: It's a deer.
    Jack: Is that a dead dog?
    Me: It's a deer!
    Jack: You can't be putting dead dogs in the beginning of this!
    Me: IT'S A DEER!!

  • @allivairsomething8258
    @allivairsomething8258 4 роки тому +284

    Why is no one talking about how the graphics improved when he exited the simulation?

  • @katielowrie3352
    @katielowrie3352 4 роки тому +400

    I love how the customers were just walking around in the darkness because jack didn’t turn on the other set of lights 😂

  • @coughonpaws431
    @coughonpaws431 4 роки тому +287

    "Hi! Welcome to Hippy Hoppy Bunny Boy's!"
    "Hi! Welcome to Herper's Hamper's Binkle Baam!"
    "Hi! Welcome to Death Barn!" ;-;

  • @jcatdubs7243
    @jcatdubs7243 4 роки тому +12

    17:55 , I have never seen someone go from so exited to so scared so fast

  • @jaimohighv3783
    @jaimohighv3783 4 роки тому +422

    Jack: *talking to a fake cow called Helen*
    Also jack: “welcome to Helen’s udders”
    That’s probably why all of the faces are staring at him

    • @buttoningpuppet2518
      @buttoningpuppet2518 4 роки тому

      my best friends name is helen

    • @HelenGPitts
      @HelenGPitts 4 роки тому

      Previous month I managed to pull my first five figure wage ever!!! I've been working for this provider over the internet for twenty four months now and I never been happier... They are paying me $95 per hour, and the most desirable thing regarding it is the fact I am not really that tech-savvy, they just required standard insight into internet and common typing skill...Amazing thing about it is the more free time I got with my kids. I am able to dedicate quality time with my friends and family and look after my babies and also going on vacation with them very frequently. Don't miss this opportunity and make sure to react fast. Here’s what I do *worth48­.­c­o­m*

    • @judesliggoo
      @judesliggoo 4 роки тому

      I think he said *Helen's udders*

    • @jaimohighv3783
      @jaimohighv3783 4 роки тому

      Helen G. Pitts are you a bot. You sound like a bot

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 4 роки тому +1

      They were the in-game Comedy Police

  • @im.melancholy7964
    @im.melancholy7964 4 роки тому +270

    Sean: “I’ve never been scared of a video game.”
    Me: *flashbacks for Fnaf jumpscares* “Are you sure...” (As in when he played them and he may not have been, but he sure acted like he was.)

    • @viewer_discretion0
      @viewer_discretion0 4 роки тому +6

      TheAnnonYmous RiceCake
      *Lets fix that with a controlled shock.*
      Seems Eggs Benedict is not
      remembering his greeny boi days.

    • @endocarditides
      @endocarditides 4 роки тому

      KEVEN BREEMAN FUCKING AGAIN???

    • @ultragaminggod199
      @ultragaminggod199 4 роки тому

      @Kevin Breemans BanYakFans I don't want to not look
      So
      Yes'nt

    • @Liam-ut1zh
      @Liam-ut1zh 4 роки тому

      r/wooosh

    • @thedanceofitaly2170
      @thedanceofitaly2170 4 роки тому

      Flashbacks to outlast

  • @mahmoodahmad5621
    @mahmoodahmad5621 4 роки тому +214

    Jack to customer: Here shove it in your face.
    Customer: *So* *you've* *chosen* *death*

    • @jennamaughan0392
      @jennamaughan0392 4 роки тому +3

      It's spelt "customer"

    • @mahmoodahmad5621
      @mahmoodahmad5621 4 роки тому +2

      @@jennamaughan0392 Sorry for that and thank you for that 🤗

    • @XLA-Archives
      @XLA-Archives 4 роки тому +1

      Mahmood ahmad edit the comment

    • @mahmoodahmad5621
      @mahmoodahmad5621 4 роки тому +1

      @@XLA-Archives I've done that already

    • @XLA-Archives
      @XLA-Archives 4 роки тому +1

      Mahmood ahmad oh alright, it didn’t update since I was probably typing this while you edited that 😂👍

  • @Kul3girl
    @Kul3girl 2 роки тому +7

    20:41
    Jack: “I will punch someone. Even if it’s a kid!”
    Me: “Especially if it’s a kid!!!”

  • @ClaudiaFerreira-nq4fl
    @ClaudiaFerreira-nq4fl 4 роки тому +181

    Jumpscares (more like Jack being a baby)
    11:00
    13:59
    14:38
    17:58
    25:47

  • @codfan2057
    @codfan2057 4 роки тому +590

    Jack: "you take your buns and you take your patty"
    Me: "you take the moon and you take the sun, you take everything that feels like fun, you put them all together and when you're done, RADARADARADARADARADARADA!"

    • @judesliggoo
      @judesliggoo 4 роки тому +17

      I LOVE YOU FOR SAYING THIS LMAO

    • @cptnmunch5319
      @cptnmunch5319 4 роки тому +12

      CODfan205 i miss chowder

    • @derengalios8785
      @derengalios8785 4 роки тому +9

      So come on in feel free to do some looking stay a while cause something always cooking

    • @savannahsmith1319
      @savannahsmith1319 4 роки тому +23

      You take the moon and you take the moon you take the moon and You Take The Moon aND yOU tAKE tHE mOON AND YOU TAKE THE MOON

    • @spaceorc1397
      @spaceorc1397 4 роки тому +1

      What's this from?

  • @Luke-809
    @Luke-809 4 роки тому +537

    I have never gotten scared by game ever
    5 minutes and 35 seconds later: *gets scared by a comically large cow that says “neeeeeeerd”*

  • @rebekah4761
    @rebekah4761 2 роки тому +3

    19:32 "In emergency, push bar to open"
    Jack: *pulls door open

  • @sp0nke2
    @sp0nke2 4 роки тому +124

    ”There is nothing beyond this point worth dying for” is like one of the scp:est senteces ever!!

  • @twilightemily-afton4602
    @twilightemily-afton4602 4 роки тому +259

    "Those are not the buns i'm tryna grab!"
    *"SIR, THIS IS HAPPY'S HUMBLE BURGER BARN."*

  • @rozz_raven
    @rozz_raven 4 роки тому +473

    Jack says he not scared
    Me: *starts playing his resident evil 7 videos*

    • @IbanezDom
      @IbanezDom 4 роки тому +4

      I literally said the same thing

    • @neby394
      @neby394 4 роки тому +2

      *pulls up his really old fnaf videos*

    • @rozz_raven
      @rozz_raven 4 роки тому +3

      *pulls up his 6 year old short inde horror game playlist*
      Here we go again

    • @XLA-Archives
      @XLA-Archives 4 роки тому +3

      *pulls up his DI-*

    • @matthewrhett2319
      @matthewrhett2319 4 роки тому +2

      *pulls up his Simulacra videos*

  • @MystereedRL
    @MystereedRL Рік тому +1

    The emergency push door opening towards you absolutely grinded my gears. 19:31

  • @kyrnti1075
    @kyrnti1075 4 роки тому +43

    27:30 So this guy must have gotten the "life saver" simulation damn more you think about it and rewatch it the more you realize How much lore there is to it. its not just a horror game with cheap jumpscares after all

  • @kitkatdeluxe2394
    @kitkatdeluxe2394 4 роки тому +136

    Jack: shows only him getting scared an not the game itself so we can’t tell when the scare comes up
    Me: *jumpscare preparation intensifies*

  • @vijaybennis404
    @vijaybennis404 4 роки тому +179

    6:15 imagine going to McDonalds and when you go to order the employee just goes "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE!?!"

    • @R-Tard2319
      @R-Tard2319 2 роки тому +4

      just tell the employe to look in a mirror them self and then go t burger king

    • @mesasimonson6612
      @mesasimonson6612 2 роки тому +2

      Hate when that happens 😂

  • @CallMeBungus
    @CallMeBungus 2 роки тому +2

    17:47 literally the best part of the video.
    From 0 to 100 real quick

  • @ashleighzacharias4795
    @ashleighzacharias4795 4 роки тому +303

    Jack: "I've never gotten scared in a video game."
    Creeper from the minecraft video a couple weeks ago: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @elbow_xd
      @elbow_xd 4 роки тому +3

      ilya D. Hop in the car bro, we are gonna find out who fucking asked.

    • @DrIsis
      @DrIsis 4 роки тому

      We're going to Egypt for 1 month to find out bruv

    • @khristianmorse4130
      @khristianmorse4130 4 роки тому

      Ashleigh Zacharias Jack: "I've never gotten scared in a horror game/videogame." Fnaf series: "Are we a joke to you??"

  • @chocomiiku
    @chocomiiku 4 роки тому +76

    Every time Sèan got scared
    5:34
    9:37
    9:53
    10:57
    14:00
    14:08
    14:10
    14:37
    17:58
    19:08 (a lil)
    19:41
    25:47
    If I missed any write them in the replies please!

  • @pheonixragegmr5493
    @pheonixragegmr5493 4 роки тому +401

    Jack: never been scared by a game.
    *A pissed off subnautica leaves the chat*

  • @yourweirdplant
    @yourweirdplant 3 роки тому +16

    "That might be the scariest thing I seen in years, and I own a mirror"
    *Ooh, self burn, those are rare*

  • @thursdayspilot
    @thursdayspilot 4 роки тому +484

    Jack: I’ve _never_ been scared by a game before!
    Literally everyone in existence: 👁👄👁

    • @plaidanemone6168
      @plaidanemone6168 4 роки тому

      I'm surprised that every comment hasn't said this its like if he were to say he never played happy wheels.

    • @thursdayspilot
      @thursdayspilot 4 роки тому +12

      TripleBloodyG I get that it’s a joke. this comment is nothing but a joke you mutant dumpster rat

    • @krithikavinod8844
      @krithikavinod8844 4 роки тому +8

      @@thursdayspilot "mutant dumpster rat" I love that. I'm gonna steal that 😂

    • @mohamadavicena4852
      @mohamadavicena4852 4 роки тому

      vvnvthenv

    • @callmeshadow4923
      @callmeshadow4923 4 роки тому

      I just thought of the first simulacra

  • @readthecomic7946
    @readthecomic7946 4 роки тому +313

    *Jumpscares (including times jack just scares himself...):*
    9:34 Gets scared by the sound the garbage makes when he throws it away (happens a few times afterwards)
    10:12 Door closes by itself, also accompanied by strange noise
    10:54 Gets scared by the cow
    13:57 Customer disappears and whole store goes dark
    14:35 Cow taking an order at a burger place???
    14:50 Not really a "jumpscare" but weird noise starts to be heard...
    17:54 HOLY MOLY jumpscare, scary ppl outside windows ee
    19:05 Shaking and then environment change
    19:40 Jack literally just scares himself wut???
    20:21 Random people at the end of the hallway (not sure if this counts so putting this in anyways)
    25:44 Noise makes Jack trigger is "Fight or Flight" response
    26:28 RIP
    If I missed anything, tell me!

  • @johnathanjonker4386
    @johnathanjonker4386 4 роки тому +213

    Despite being an indie game this is a game that gave me more shivers down my spine than any existing horror game, the way it doesn't use stupid pop up scares but actuall creepy shit. We need more games like this

    • @Miko08
      @Miko08 4 роки тому +1

      Ikr everything is too commercial these days

    • @campyclips8764
      @campyclips8764 4 роки тому

      I’m shit my pants 3 times

  • @Erfan5577
    @Erfan5577 Рік тому +2

    16:53 Boy that does not sound like one person clapping, it sounds like one person CLAPPING

  • @DedicateMcCurds
    @DedicateMcCurds 4 роки тому +284

    I expected the hash-slinging slasher to make his appearance... *at night*

    • @thequagablesire
      @thequagablesire 4 роки тому +8

      OH GOD IM BEING DISEMBOWELED BY MY LOYAL CUSTOMERS!!!!!
      at night

    • @orbsorbs8465
      @orbsorbs8465 4 роки тому +1

      StuckBeingJessica I’m watching this video... in the afternoon but I mean it still counts shut up.

  • @jetpizzashere1228
    @jetpizzashere1228 4 роки тому +291

    Jack: “I have never been scared of a game ever.”
    Subnautica: “Am I a joke to you.”

  • @beanzmaster6990
    @beanzmaster6990 4 роки тому +370

    Sean pronounces “white” and “wheels” like Bob Ross, saying “hwite” and “hweels”

    • @shrimpythebear9800
      @shrimpythebear9800 4 роки тому +5

      I say them like that also

    • @kaeleidoscope
      @kaeleidoscope 4 роки тому +5

      I mean that’s pretty normal...

    • @ksuma715
      @ksuma715 4 роки тому +10

      Also when to hwen, why to huway etc. Maybe it's just his accent idk

    • @velvetblood5441
      @velvetblood5441 4 роки тому +8

      Irish accent

    • @prah_da_g
      @prah_da_g 4 роки тому

      That's actually the true pronunciation, look it up.

  • @sackfu7952
    @sackfu7952 3 роки тому +9

    Jack: Has made a living for years getting scared at things
    Jack nowadays: I was born without the part of the brain that produces fear. Never in my life have i ever gotten even a little scared for a second, my iron will is infinitely unbreakable.

  • @aftism_
    @aftism_ 4 роки тому +1263

    Jack: “It takes a *confident* person to walk around in yellow pants!”
    Me: *owns yellow pants and wears them 25/8*

    • @der7951
      @der7951 4 роки тому +9

      Jack: "It takes a confident person to walk around in yellow pants!"
      Me: owns yellow pants and wears them 25/8

    • @agzzradface3113
      @agzzradface3113 4 роки тому +3

      @@der7951 areare, the world stand is the strongest, and you can never defeat it!

    • @slplssgr
      @slplssgr 4 роки тому +6

      I want yellow pants where'd u get urs?

    • @aftism_
      @aftism_ 4 роки тому +9

      GalaxyArt- John Laurens I got mine at a thrift shop. Try looking around at some thrift shops!! They usually have a lot of differently colored pants.

    • @raychances6251
      @raychances6251 4 роки тому +1

      @@aftism_ what do you pair it with? I'd think yellow pants would be hard to pull off

  • @user-gy6vw5yw4c
    @user-gy6vw5yw4c 4 роки тому +271

    “These are not the pile of buns that I’m trying to grab”
    - Jacksepticeye 2020

  • @z1ipkn0t42
    @z1ipkn0t42 4 роки тому +154

    The way Jack talks feels like he is slowly aging backwards.

  • @magicsasafras3414
    @magicsasafras3414 3 роки тому +4

    "NEPO coom on in and get your juice"-
    jack 5:56

  • @SadLithium
    @SadLithium 4 роки тому +175

    Jack: Does his job
    Me: Well hes gotta be the best Mc-C I have ever seen

    • @azzazz430
      @azzazz430 4 роки тому +3

      Depressed Lithium nope. He’s got a long way to go before he sees Mc-C

    • @destinydizy9036
      @destinydizy9036 4 роки тому +1

      @@azzazz430 True, but first: gaRbAgE

  • @NyanMeowch
    @NyanMeowch 4 роки тому +97

    Jack: I will punch someone, even if it's a kid!
    *Lawsuit has entered the chat*

  • @mogerus
    @mogerus 4 роки тому +119

    "He's using a lot of words to say a lot of nothing." As a writer myself, I feel the same way whenever I read pretentious writing passing off as artistic literature.

    • @mattkirby1089
      @mattkirby1089 4 роки тому +3

      It does sound nice though. It makes good character building.

    • @cassualtea2040
      @cassualtea2040 4 роки тому +2

      @@mattkirby1089 depends on the context tho. Onision's books also took a lot of words to say nothing too, yknow?

    • @kadebrickhill7242
      @kadebrickhill7242 4 роки тому

      Damn...

  • @spoon.doggle5506
    @spoon.doggle5506 4 роки тому +13

    i love how jack is terrified of the cows and i just think of cross sans 🤣

  • @Dylan3301
    @Dylan3301 4 роки тому +171

    I'm really surprised Sean didn't mention how the graphic level changed upon exiting the simulation, I thought that was a really cool thing Scythe dev team did. And maybe hints that their future games will be in this graphics style as they grow their team and company (if he did, my mind must have skipped over it, sorry :P)

    • @notreallybro8508
      @notreallybro8508 4 роки тому +12

      omg thank god someone pointed it out! I thought I was the only one who noticed xDD

    • @jpoverton4840
      @jpoverton4840 4 роки тому +3

      dylan riddle I hope jack joins them that would be cool

    • @Somespideronline
      @Somespideronline 4 роки тому

      I noticed it too.

    • @hanaeve__
      @hanaeve__ 4 роки тому

      That’s so cool!

  • @ethanm0591
    @ethanm0591 4 роки тому +78

    “I’ve never been scared of a video game” *Cuts to Simulacra*

  • @paigemorse7323
    @paigemorse7323 4 роки тому +572

    Me: *watches this late at night*
    My anxiety: am I a joke to you?

  • @kost4sk176
    @kost4sk176 Місяць тому +1

    The fact that this game was almost 5 years ago sickens me. I remember it like it was yesterday

  • @berryamv2296
    @berryamv2296 4 роки тому +246

    Sean: I've never been scared of a video game before
    Escape the Akuyowi: Am I a joke to you?

  • @thecattasticcatlovers3226
    @thecattasticcatlovers3226 4 роки тому +190

    Jack: “I have never been scared by a video game in my life”
    Me: **Goes back a couple years** “Are you sure about that? Fnaf, slender, Subnautica, outlast, ect., says different!”

    • @deadguy775
      @deadguy775 4 роки тому +5

      Even his recent Portal and Portal 2 replays he got jumpscared by small things he forgot happened

    • @ganzzert3477
      @ganzzert3477 4 роки тому +4

      See: Night of the Consumers literally everything

    • @sneakysparrow5418
      @sneakysparrow5418 4 роки тому +2

      TheCattasticCatLovers the first thing I thought was Subnautica/that first incident with the reaper

    • @merrickcholewinski1923
      @merrickcholewinski1923 4 роки тому +1

      25:47 =()AAaAAAAaAAAAAaAAAaaaAAAa!!!!!!×!!!!!!!

    • @ZackR3434
      @ZackR3434 4 роки тому +1

      TheCattasticCatLovers he means he has never just been scared him being scared is by himself if he jumps that doesn’t mean he’s scared

  • @joelinbrown9792
    @joelinbrown9792 4 роки тому +310

    It bothers me that the burgers don’t have cheese on them.

    • @cassualtea2040
      @cassualtea2040 4 роки тому +11

      no sauce either

    • @princessego5568
      @princessego5568 4 роки тому +8

      Damn like slap a Kraft slice on that bitch PLEASE

    • @xofreality681
      @xofreality681 4 роки тому +9

      @@cassualtea2040 that burger hella dry

    • @P965_NeoF_V2
      @P965_NeoF_V2 4 роки тому +2

      It’s a burger not a cheese burger

    • @xenvid
      @xenvid 4 роки тому

      *s H o O k*

  • @jimbostopmo4513
    @jimbostopmo4513 3 роки тому +5

    5:50 i thought he was gonna say mayonnaise 😳