I work in fast food and we usually say "And can I get you anything else" to confirm when people are done ordering, right? Well we legitimately have a regular customer who always responds to this with "Yeah, I just need your soul". She does that EVERY SINGLE TIME SHE ORDERS. I've been working there for nearly three years now, and she routinely asks for her cashiers soul with her meal.
I'm at my boyfriend's house right now, staying on his couch and his mom comes from the other side of their house (its not big but there are two of them) and asked me if I was watching jacksepticeye. She is a fan. My boyfriend doesn't understand us
Ur lucky,one time i was spending the night with my girl at their house,the bluetooth headset suddenly died and i have my Phone on the highest volume,then jack screamed so loud that you could hear it all the way from mars. Their family was looking at me weird,her mom ask me"what were you watching?" Then i said"potato"
imagine going to this place in the dead of night, you're the only one there, it's crawling with rats and weird cow mascots and after the only employee screams "i'll be right with ya!" you hear their muffled voice from outside going "is that mars?" lol this cracked me up for some reason
Nah you guys just bought the wrong glasses/contacts. You see you WANT your glasses to blind you so you don’t see the petrifying pictures of horror games! Jack is completely blind throughout the entire video!
Sean: "That's the real danger!" Sean: *HEARS VOILENT BEES SOUND* Sean: Sean: Sean: "Actually, nevermind. Whatever's making THAT is!" Laughed so hard XDD
The way he says "I'll be right with you" when he takes out the garbage warms my heart for some reson. And the scream after makes the wholesomeness funny wholesomeness. Funsome.
For those who have heart condition this is a list of potential jumpscare, consider me your guardian angel. 5:33 otis making his debut. 10:56 brace yourself...... Otis again. 13:59 blackout. 14:37 otis had enough of his life on the barn. 17:57 prolly the most scariest one in this vid but spoiler spoiler it's just a bunch of titans, it's creepy and trippy at the same time. 25:47 siren head and loud noise.
Why Jack Shouldn't Be a Cashier: 1. "Am i allowed to kill them?" 2. "What is wrong with ur face!!" 3. "Welcome to hippy hoppy bunny boys" 4. Takes peoples money without serving them
Are we just gonna ignore the drastic jump in quality the game took when you enter the Paragon facility? That honestly took me by surprise. Also, I think that an eye should be kept on the studio. Judging from that ending I'd say that they're prepping for something, a bigger overarching project.
Jack: Is that a dog? Me: It's a deer. Jack: Is that a dead dog? Me: It's a deer! Jack: You can't be putting dead dogs in the beginning of this! Me: IT'S A DEER!!
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Sean: “I’ve never been scared of a video game.” Me: *flashbacks for Fnaf jumpscares* “Are you sure...” (As in when he played them and he may not have been, but he sure acted like he was.)
Jack: "you take your buns and you take your patty" Me: "you take the moon and you take the sun, you take everything that feels like fun, you put them all together and when you're done, RADARADARADARADARADARADA!"
27:30 So this guy must have gotten the "life saver" simulation damn more you think about it and rewatch it the more you realize How much lore there is to it. its not just a horror game with cheap jumpscares after all
*Jumpscares (including times jack just scares himself...):* 9:34 Gets scared by the sound the garbage makes when he throws it away (happens a few times afterwards) 10:12 Door closes by itself, also accompanied by strange noise 10:54 Gets scared by the cow 13:57 Customer disappears and whole store goes dark 14:35 Cow taking an order at a burger place??? 14:50 Not really a "jumpscare" but weird noise starts to be heard... 17:54 HOLY MOLY jumpscare, scary ppl outside windows ee 19:05 Shaking and then environment change 19:40 Jack literally just scares himself wut??? 20:21 Random people at the end of the hallway (not sure if this counts so putting this in anyways) 25:44 Noise makes Jack trigger is "Fight or Flight" response 26:28 RIP If I missed anything, tell me!
Despite being an indie game this is a game that gave me more shivers down my spine than any existing horror game, the way it doesn't use stupid pop up scares but actuall creepy shit. We need more games like this
Jack: Has made a living for years getting scared at things Jack nowadays: I was born without the part of the brain that produces fear. Never in my life have i ever gotten even a little scared for a second, my iron will is infinitely unbreakable.
"He's using a lot of words to say a lot of nothing." As a writer myself, I feel the same way whenever I read pretentious writing passing off as artistic literature.
I'm really surprised Sean didn't mention how the graphic level changed upon exiting the simulation, I thought that was a really cool thing Scythe dev team did. And maybe hints that their future games will be in this graphics style as they grow their team and company (if he did, my mind must have skipped over it, sorry :P)
Jack: “I have never been scared by a video game in my life” Me: **Goes back a couple years** “Are you sure about that? Fnaf, slender, Subnautica, outlast, ect., says different!”
Hit dat like button if you also never get scared by games! 😎
Ye
jacksepticeye yessir
Boop
i hit the like button then
jacksepticeye ho
I love how the graphics suddenly improve when the “simulation” is over, suddenly becoming very realistic. So cool
"The best day of your life was in a simulation running at minimum capacity"
Epic
@@jj_but_on_youtube I see you are a fan of Rick and Morty as well
I was about to say that XD
@@jj_but_on_youtube Wage Slave gets both minimum wage and minimum capacity
Jack is nimble
Jack is quick
When Jack is scared
His voice becomes 75% more Irish
Rhyme 100
Absolute bars
Vixen Flame jack flash sat on a candle stick cuz... fire is the devil zone me friend...
His accent gets thick
@@mallgothgf r/ihadastroke
Jack: “I have never been scared of a game”
Also jack: *screams while throwing out the trash”
EAT YOUR CEREAL
reminds me of SpongeBob running and screaming to take the trash out in the hashslinging slasher episode.
Jack acts like squid ward pretending it’s not real but later shits his pants
Jack screams at everything. Whether its out of fear or not.
@@Wren_C so true. Its like his best quality
I work in fast food and we usually say "And can I get you anything else" to confirm when people are done ordering, right? Well we legitimately have a regular customer who always responds to this with "Yeah, I just need your soul". She does that EVERY SINGLE TIME SHE ORDERS. I've been working there for nearly three years now, and she routinely asks for her cashiers soul with her meal.
do you have a go-to response to it by now?
I have friends that would say “sorry but I don’t have on it.”
that sounds fun
As soon as she says that I would pretend to have my soul ripped out of my body, she’ll either be impressed or terrified but either way she got a soul
Iconic
I have a feeling that when Jack gets TRULY frightened by a video game, he begins to speak straight Gaelic.
Probably
Dia duit!
@@driftteamleader3470 Dia duit! Conas tá tú?
Godhawke Animations Dia is muire agat! I’m fine, Conas ata sibh?
@@driftteamleader3470 I'm fine, go raibh maith agat!
“That might just be the scariest thing I’ve seen in years. And I own a mirror” I felt that, F
F
F
F
*C*
F
I'm at my boyfriend's house right now, staying on his couch and his mom comes from the other side of their house (its not big but there are two of them) and asked me if I was watching jacksepticeye. She is a fan. My boyfriend doesn't understand us
Ur lucky,one time i was spending the night with my girl at their house,the bluetooth headset suddenly died and i have my Phone on the highest volume,then jack screamed so loud that you could hear it all the way from mars.
Their family was looking at me weird,her mom ask me"what were you watching?"
Then i said"potato"
Gwendel Dela cruz HAHAHAHHAHA
Marry him. Not for him. But so that BOSS is your mother in law.
Lucky, my mom is just like “wtf are you watching” and I’m just like y e s
Sounds like a cool porn intro
Love how when Jack said "I'm not above throwing hands" the music immediately kicked up
20:35
𝙡𝙢𝙖𝙤
That's how ya know he's a legend
It’s like the game is saying “come at me bro”
So I noticed that most of the “scares” happens when Sean makes a Happy’s. Deluxe..........
What's the scare?
Darkness
Or a whopper....
Shasta Nardone it’s not much scares as to lights going off, loud noises and the background changing
Roblox Game Featurer whoppers are terrifying 🤢
I'm literally wearing yellow pants as he said "it takes a confident person to walk around in yellow pants". I appreciate the compliment
DoryS ur pfp is _perfect_ for this context
You go girlfriend( sassy clap)
Well l mean you have all might as your profile pic your clearly stylish
Baduy amputa
Im not gonna like this just bc its at 420 likes
“Don’t touch an Irish man’s boom box” is rule one of becoming McC
@@hoshihoshikirakira5218 You have violated a law of The Irish
@@hoshihoshikirakira5218 whoa whoa whao what you think you doing?!
@@hoshihoshikirakira5218 pay the court a fine or serve your sentence!
@@hoshihoshikirakira5218
RIP bro you dead.
@@hoshihoshikirakira5218 so you have chosen...death
"Never touch an Irish mans boom box"
I feel that you shouldn't touch an Irish mans anything
It is like that
What if you have an Irish husband?
@@asteriskk551 LOLLLLLLL
imagine going to this place in the dead of night, you're the only one there, it's crawling with rats and weird cow mascots and after the only employee screams "i'll be right with ya!" you hear their muffled voice from outside going "is that mars?" lol
this cracked me up for some reason
Lmao
I didn't even read your comment cuz I just saw twenty one pilots logo .... that's great
Omg if someone could animate that I'd love that! 😂
I love your pfp
snerfol . png mine? If so thank you ! :)
jack trying to say "happy's humble burger barn" gives me "merry christler" vibes
Oh my god you’re right
It's criman
Merry crisis
Merry christmes
Is crismis.
Omg it does
6:15 - Welcome to Happy's Helper.. Burgjsjsoal bAr-
7:11 - Humpy Bumpy Boogy Baby!
7:47 : Hippy Hoppy Boopy Boo!
9:14 : Happy... Happy... Birthday Boys!
12:04 : Hippy Hoppy Bunny Boys!
12:37: Humper Bumper Doopy Doo!
13:11 : Herper's Hamper Binkle Bam!
16:25 : Hi! Welcome to-
𝘿𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝 𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙣!
17:23 : 𝙃𝙞! 𝙒𝙚𝙡𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙃𝙚𝙡- 𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙣'𝙨 𝙐𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨
I love how he doesn’t even try to pronounce anything right 😂😂😭
Game: Manage the customers that come in
Jack: “Am I allowed to kill them?”
Please, never let this man work as a restaurant cashier.
He would be perfect for Wendy's
XD
Seriously, and the orders. "I would like one burger, please" the literal dream.
Not until he can see McC at least.
let's be honest, customers have it coming
Nobody:
Jack after working at Happy’s humble burger barn for 4 years: “Hey there! Welcome to Hadnibnqsjiasn”
James Slomian Hi! Welcome to afuckinghellthatwerestuckinforeverandcantgetoutpleasehelpmeimcryingsomeoneplease!
@@dylanischillin2079 Hi, Welcome to
wakemeup(wakemeupinside)icantwakeup(wakemeupinside)saaavemeeee-!
@@dylanischillin2079 hello welcome to iamobsessedwithveryproblematicandfuckedupthingslikeserialkillersandaveryproblematicmangacalledkillingstalkingwebothneedhelpsavemeplease- HAHA
@@dylanischillin2079 Welcome to *m*
@@nayardrox4782 yes m
Jack: "I'm not above throwing hands, I will punch someone, even if it's a kid."
*Jacks hands are rated E for Everyone *
*E*
E
E
F
I mean E
Jack: Welcome to hippy hoppy boopy boo, hippy hoppy bunny bois, humber bumper doopy doo, herpers hampers bickle bam, bumpy bumpy boogie baby, happy humpy birthday bois. Me: Couldn't have said it better myself.
It's happy humbles burger barn
Welcome to Helen's Udders
@@carlagechas5001 No really?
*D E A T H B A R N*
HAPPY HUMPY BIRTHDAY BOIS 💀
"I'm being attacked by inanimate objects." Don't worry Jack, I once got assaulted by a welcome mat during a hurricane.
Oof-
Elaborate on this if you may.
hold on WHAT
That’s not very welcoming.
That's funny
Sean: “I’ve never been scared by a video game”
*Minecraft has joined the call*
Cave sounds right... It's the cave sounds.
Flashback to jack screaming like a girl when he was trapped by a creeper with the irish lads
Christina Rodriguez I love his girly scream
*Watson Scott test joined the call*
this is incorrect jack recently played the house in the forest which scared the %@$& out of him
1:12 "I have glasses to hide against the scares"
Really? Mine force me to see them better.
Lol same😅
shame I wear contacts
Fuckin hell
Nah you guys just bought the wrong glasses/contacts. You see you WANT your glasses to blind you so you don’t see the petrifying pictures of horror games! Jack is completely blind throughout the entire video!
“oops, I accidentally rubbed my lenses with my fingers, now there is smudges on my glasses.”
Sean: "That's the real danger!"
Sean: *HEARS VOILENT BEES SOUND*
Sean:
Sean:
Sean: "Actually, nevermind. Whatever's making THAT is!"
Laughed so hard XDD
Voilent lol
Jack: “it’s very late. Why am i working at this hour?”
Night/early morning shifts: Am i a joke to you
"I've never been scared of video game."
*stares at camera like Jim from The Office*
Omg lol
Pulls out whiteboard to give a lecture..
don't worry guys the noise is just "the hash slinging slasher." nothing to be afraid of here.
lol
Deku be talkin bout SpongeBob--
you mean the hash pinging trash slinging slasher?
sorry my mistake SpongeBob-Senpai
@@Bitch_Scotch nah your all good
The way he says "I'll be right with you" when he takes out the garbage warms my heart for some reson. And the scream after makes the wholesomeness funny wholesomeness.
Funsome.
I love how the graphics COMPLETELY changed once we find out we were in a simulation
HOLY SHIT YESSS I FUCKIN LOVED THAT
Sean: “I’ve never been scared from a video game”
My brain: *plays a little slideshow of all the times he’s jumped and gotten scared from a game*
Jumpscares don't count to being scared
Simulacra tho he actually got scared from that
Subnautica
@@GoWoahBro that's what I was thinking!
GG m8
For those who have heart condition this is a list of potential jumpscare, consider me your guardian angel.
5:33 otis making his debut.
10:56 brace yourself...... Otis again.
13:59 blackout.
14:37 otis had enough of his life on the barn.
17:57 prolly the most scariest one in this vid but spoiler spoiler it's just a bunch of titans, it's creepy and trippy at the same time.
25:47 siren head and loud noise.
My hero
Bless you kind warrior
Thank you!
Thank you
:)
I like how he says that a game hasn’t scared him in years but he gets terrified at placing trash in the dumpster.
Why Jack Shouldn't Be a Cashier:
1. "Am i allowed to kill them?"
2. "What is wrong with ur face!!"
3. "Welcome to hippy hoppy bunny boys"
4. Takes peoples money without serving them
3-100 "Welcome to happy bumper bumblefork"
🤣
I love how he said he never got scared by a game and everyone is just coming for him in the comments
they out here callin him out
Even robin called him out-
Me too 😂
Jack: thats a nice name : happys humble burger barn
Also jack: welcome to humpy bumpy buggy baby
"There's heifers EVERYWHERE!"
WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY
Sean: "I've never been scared by a video game."
Me: *looks at outlast series* Everything I know is a lie.
Hi Misaka! I love how you use your power to the best of your abilities. You're very smart
He was straight up acting all this time
Woooooooosh
Dont forget visage
Wow, you got a hearth from Sean
Congrats
12:52
What do u say?
"FEED ME THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT!"
"A bagle"
Him" no A souls of innocent"
Me: so...... Two Bagel?
Marcos Rodriguez
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT TOO!
That *is* what the devil would say of he went to a fast food restaurant.
Noooo!!
Two bagles
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
"two bagles"
Jack: "I've never been scared from a video game."
Me: *flashbacks of 3 scary games* Are you sure Jack...
Kai leo a long time ago he made a whole comp of him getting scared shitless 😂
Even Subnautica!
I think he means *literally* shit your pants scared
details, details, lad.
Usually I don't do this but, r/woooosh
17:57 *throws customer his burger*
*spawns 38 titans*
"I've never been scared of a video game,"
Also Sean: Jumpscared when a tree grew in front of his face in minecraft
Bro nice comment 👌
@@evilmushroom291 nice reply bro 🤙
@@anthonylomeli9272 Nice reply to his reply dawg 👏🏾
@@jiddyfiddycrazy7288 nice reply to his to his reply 👏
JiddyFiddyCrazy nice reply to his reply of the reply bro 👌
Jack: “I have never gotten scared at a video game”
Me: *[slams head through wall]* “Are you sure about that?”
U have a hard head
A DarkKnightwithaBrightHeart I have been told that on occasion, yes
Jumpscares don't count as being scared
Im just thinking about all those times he has played horror games
haha funny
"These aren't the type of buns I'm tryin' to grab, you know? Y'all with me?"
I am, Jack. I typically prefer a brioche bun with my burgers.
Assbun
what are thooooooos
Lmao, that is exactly what I thought when he said that!! I thought of brioche buns!
Yooo I love brioche
Pretzel buns are good as well! But I also love potatoes bread! And sour dough, normal buns with the sesame seeds are fine as well.
"You can't be putting dead dogs into the start of this"
Araki: How bout I do anyway?
“Woah there’s a plane in the sky”
No I thought they would be underwater
They're submarines of the sky
Duddridge1 haha your so funyyyyyy
@@gustavochavez3220
Haha so are youuuu with your *July 69* joke
There are more planes underwater than submarines in the sky
@@absilint1318 ur not wrong
Customer: orders something
Jack: WHERE IS EVERYTHING
Customer: The frick he doin over there
“This is the scariest thing I’ve seen in years... and I own a mirror” -Jacksepticeye 2020
I felt that...
Man that hit me hard.... because I can relate....
"Ooh self burn, those are rare"
“I have the attention spand of a beef patty” i have never heard something so relatable
14:00 Jacksepticeye throws burger at customer's face
*Restaurant's lights turn off*
The Manager: FIIIIIIRRRREEEEEED!!!
😂
Nice reference! XD
Night of the consumers!
“excusseee me”
*demonic baby sounds*
As someone who works at a fast food restaurant I must say how accurate this is
Ah yes, I too randomly summon demon spawns around my restaurant on a regular basis. Glad I'm not alone 😂
Yea sure just an everyday job with Satan himself😂😂😂
Lokkesh Sakthii just a normal night shift at McDonald’s
@@spoopyblogs awesome
Are we just gonna ignore the drastic jump in quality the game took when you enter the Paragon facility? That honestly took me by surprise.
Also, I think that an eye should be kept on the studio. Judging from that ending I'd say that they're prepping for something, a bigger overarching project.
That caught me off guard too
Jack: Is that a dog?
Me: It's a deer.
Jack: Is that a dead dog?
Me: It's a deer!
Jack: You can't be putting dead dogs in the beginning of this!
Me: IT'S A DEER!!
Why is no one talking about how the graphics improved when he exited the simulation?
apparently you are
@@boardplanet4026 sssssshhhhhhhhhh.......
I am lol check my comment
THANK 👏🏻YOU👏🏻
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I love how the customers were just walking around in the darkness because jack didn’t turn on the other set of lights 😂
^ what
i dont even know
lmaooo
Ricardo Chavez why did I just now see this what the heck 😭
LMAO I died when I saw it
"Hi! Welcome to Hippy Hoppy Bunny Boy's!"
"Hi! Welcome to Herper's Hamper's Binkle Baam!"
"Hi! Welcome to Death Barn!" ;-;
Hi! Welcome to Chili's!
Skyler Rogers who sent you 👀
XD
17:55 , I have never seen someone go from so exited to so scared so fast
Jack: *talking to a fake cow called Helen*
Also jack: “welcome to Helen’s udders”
That’s probably why all of the faces are staring at him
my best friends name is helen
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I think he said *Helen's udders*
Helen G. Pitts are you a bot. You sound like a bot
They were the in-game Comedy Police
Sean: “I’ve never been scared of a video game.”
Me: *flashbacks for Fnaf jumpscares* “Are you sure...” (As in when he played them and he may not have been, but he sure acted like he was.)
TheAnnonYmous RiceCake
*Lets fix that with a controlled shock.*
Seems Eggs Benedict is not
remembering his greeny boi days.
KEVEN BREEMAN FUCKING AGAIN???
@Kevin Breemans BanYakFans I don't want to not look
So
Yes'nt
r/wooosh
Flashbacks to outlast
Jack to customer: Here shove it in your face.
Customer: *So* *you've* *chosen* *death*
It's spelt "customer"
@@jennamaughan0392 Sorry for that and thank you for that 🤗
Mahmood ahmad edit the comment
@@XLA-Archives I've done that already
Mahmood ahmad oh alright, it didn’t update since I was probably typing this while you edited that 😂👍
20:41
Jack: “I will punch someone. Even if it’s a kid!”
Me: “Especially if it’s a kid!!!”
Jumpscares (more like Jack being a baby)
11:00
13:59
14:38
17:58
25:47
Thank you
A LIFESAVER THANKU
BLESS
CAREFUL SHES A HERO
PREACH
Jack: "you take your buns and you take your patty"
Me: "you take the moon and you take the sun, you take everything that feels like fun, you put them all together and when you're done, RADARADARADARADARADARADA!"
I LOVE YOU FOR SAYING THIS LMAO
CODfan205 i miss chowder
So come on in feel free to do some looking stay a while cause something always cooking
You take the moon and you take the moon you take the moon and You Take The Moon aND yOU tAKE tHE mOON AND YOU TAKE THE MOON
What's this from?
I have never gotten scared by game ever
5 minutes and 35 seconds later: *gets scared by a comically large cow that says “neeeeeeerd”*
U liked ur own comment
F
@@engineergaming3418 you were born
F
@@skeletalsquid6804 u bullied me F
captain gamer I’m just here F
Apag idiot F
19:32 "In emergency, push bar to open"
Jack: *pulls door open
”There is nothing beyond this point worth dying for” is like one of the scp:est senteces ever!!
"Those are not the buns i'm tryna grab!"
*"SIR, THIS IS HAPPY'S HUMBLE BURGER BARN."*
SIR
@@bobthetomato7005 THIS IS HAPPY'S HUMBLE BURGER BARN
SIR
That burger barn isn't the place I'm going down to tonite
@@Ownniceguy Same here.
Jack says he not scared
Me: *starts playing his resident evil 7 videos*
I literally said the same thing
*pulls up his really old fnaf videos*
*pulls up his 6 year old short inde horror game playlist*
Here we go again
*pulls up his DI-*
*pulls up his Simulacra videos*
The emergency push door opening towards you absolutely grinded my gears. 19:31
27:30 So this guy must have gotten the "life saver" simulation damn more you think about it and rewatch it the more you realize How much lore there is to it. its not just a horror game with cheap jumpscares after all
Jack: shows only him getting scared an not the game itself so we can’t tell when the scare comes up
Me: *jumpscare preparation intensifies*
6:15 imagine going to McDonalds and when you go to order the employee just goes "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE!?!"
just tell the employe to look in a mirror them self and then go t burger king
Hate when that happens 😂
17:47 literally the best part of the video.
From 0 to 100 real quick
Jack: "I've never gotten scared in a video game."
Creeper from the minecraft video a couple weeks ago: "Am I a joke to you?"
ilya D. Hop in the car bro, we are gonna find out who fucking asked.
We're going to Egypt for 1 month to find out bruv
Ashleigh Zacharias Jack: "I've never gotten scared in a horror game/videogame." Fnaf series: "Are we a joke to you??"
Every time Sèan got scared
5:34
9:37
9:53
10:57
14:00
14:08
14:10
14:37
17:58
19:08 (a lil)
19:41
25:47
If I missed any write them in the replies please!
He got kinda scared at 17:58
Ok ty
And at 25:46
Ty
aare pelaa that one is mentioned
Jack: never been scared by a game.
*A pissed off subnautica leaves the chat*
that's what i though lol
I thought the same thing 😂😂
"That might be the scariest thing I seen in years, and I own a mirror"
*Ooh, self burn, those are rare*
Jack: I’ve _never_ been scared by a game before!
Literally everyone in existence: 👁👄👁
I'm surprised that every comment hasn't said this its like if he were to say he never played happy wheels.
TripleBloodyG I get that it’s a joke. this comment is nothing but a joke you mutant dumpster rat
@@thursdayspilot "mutant dumpster rat" I love that. I'm gonna steal that 😂
vvnvthenv
I just thought of the first simulacra
*Jumpscares (including times jack just scares himself...):*
9:34 Gets scared by the sound the garbage makes when he throws it away (happens a few times afterwards)
10:12 Door closes by itself, also accompanied by strange noise
10:54 Gets scared by the cow
13:57 Customer disappears and whole store goes dark
14:35 Cow taking an order at a burger place???
14:50 Not really a "jumpscare" but weird noise starts to be heard...
17:54 HOLY MOLY jumpscare, scary ppl outside windows ee
19:05 Shaking and then environment change
19:40 Jack literally just scares himself wut???
20:21 Random people at the end of the hallway (not sure if this counts so putting this in anyways)
25:44 Noise makes Jack trigger is "Fight or Flight" response
26:28 RIP
If I missed anything, tell me!
thank you!
Thanks dude!
This dude- he's a true bro.
You are a _life saver_
Thanks buddyyy 💛💛 u the real deal
Despite being an indie game this is a game that gave me more shivers down my spine than any existing horror game, the way it doesn't use stupid pop up scares but actuall creepy shit. We need more games like this
Ikr everything is too commercial these days
I’m shit my pants 3 times
16:53 Boy that does not sound like one person clapping, it sounds like one person CLAPPING
I expected the hash-slinging slasher to make his appearance... *at night*
OH GOD IM BEING DISEMBOWELED BY MY LOYAL CUSTOMERS!!!!!
at night
StuckBeingJessica I’m watching this video... in the afternoon but I mean it still counts shut up.
Jack: “I have never been scared of a game ever.”
Subnautica: “Am I a joke to you.”
lol
Yes, that's the joke he made
Lol (-w-)
Sean pronounces “white” and “wheels” like Bob Ross, saying “hwite” and “hweels”
I say them like that also
I mean that’s pretty normal...
Also when to hwen, why to huway etc. Maybe it's just his accent idk
Irish accent
That's actually the true pronunciation, look it up.
Jack: Has made a living for years getting scared at things
Jack nowadays: I was born without the part of the brain that produces fear. Never in my life have i ever gotten even a little scared for a second, my iron will is infinitely unbreakable.
Jack: “It takes a *confident* person to walk around in yellow pants!”
Me: *owns yellow pants and wears them 25/8*
Jack: "It takes a confident person to walk around in yellow pants!"
Me: owns yellow pants and wears them 25/8
@@der7951 areare, the world stand is the strongest, and you can never defeat it!
I want yellow pants where'd u get urs?
GalaxyArt- John Laurens I got mine at a thrift shop. Try looking around at some thrift shops!! They usually have a lot of differently colored pants.
@@aftism_ what do you pair it with? I'd think yellow pants would be hard to pull off
“These are not the pile of buns that I’m trying to grab”
- Jacksepticeye 2020
Shut the fuck up
Them arent the buns I eat
Jack: opens door
Pizza hut ad: For a PRICE OF.
yes, he did say that
@Idohl now has almost 300
The way Jack talks feels like he is slowly aging backwards.
"NEPO coom on in and get your juice"-
jack 5:56
Jack: Does his job
Me: Well hes gotta be the best Mc-C I have ever seen
Depressed Lithium nope. He’s got a long way to go before he sees Mc-C
@@azzazz430 True, but first: gaRbAgE
Jack: I will punch someone, even if it's a kid!
*Lawsuit has entered the chat*
"He's using a lot of words to say a lot of nothing." As a writer myself, I feel the same way whenever I read pretentious writing passing off as artistic literature.
It does sound nice though. It makes good character building.
@@mattkirby1089 depends on the context tho. Onision's books also took a lot of words to say nothing too, yknow?
Damn...
i love how jack is terrified of the cows and i just think of cross sans 🤣
I'm really surprised Sean didn't mention how the graphic level changed upon exiting the simulation, I thought that was a really cool thing Scythe dev team did. And maybe hints that their future games will be in this graphics style as they grow their team and company (if he did, my mind must have skipped over it, sorry :P)
omg thank god someone pointed it out! I thought I was the only one who noticed xDD
dylan riddle I hope jack joins them that would be cool
I noticed it too.
That’s so cool!
“I’ve never been scared of a video game” *Cuts to Simulacra*
yup i watched him play both
Me: *watches this late at night*
My anxiety: am I a joke to you?
Think of it as a test of anxiety
Mine rn
Laughing in the face of fear, I respect that
i know that feeling, last night i watched jack play the weird Watson test thingy. Jesuses Crist that was anxiety.
cringe af
The fact that this game was almost 5 years ago sickens me. I remember it like it was yesterday
Sean: I've never been scared of a video game before
Escape the Akuyowi: Am I a joke to you?
Ayuwoki* sorry 😅
*hee hee*
Its a joke
@@phantomarchive we know
@@danielabackstrom lol I completely messed the name up😂
Jack: “I have never been scared by a video game in my life”
Me: **Goes back a couple years** “Are you sure about that? Fnaf, slender, Subnautica, outlast, ect., says different!”
Even his recent Portal and Portal 2 replays he got jumpscared by small things he forgot happened
See: Night of the Consumers literally everything
TheCattasticCatLovers the first thing I thought was Subnautica/that first incident with the reaper
25:47 =()AAaAAAAaAAAAAaAAAaaaAAAa!!!!!!×!!!!!!!
TheCattasticCatLovers he means he has never just been scared him being scared is by himself if he jumps that doesn’t mean he’s scared
It bothers me that the burgers don’t have cheese on them.
no sauce either
Damn like slap a Kraft slice on that bitch PLEASE
@@cassualtea2040 that burger hella dry
It’s a burger not a cheese burger
*s H o O k*
5:50 i thought he was gonna say mayonnaise 😳