My Girlfriend! | Jimmy Carr
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- Опубліковано 10 вер 2024
- So apparently I mention my girlfriend a lot...here's a tribute to all the times i've given her a shout out over the years!
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Trust is most important. Without trust, how can you be sure she won't tell your wife?
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as long as your wife doesnt go in the basement
My girl was so bad at blowies that I married her to ensure I'd never have to receive one from her ever again.
That's gold
could have just left her....
hate to be that guy but... i didnt get it :/. help
@@tet876 married guys get no action in the bedroom.
TET boy, I’m 17 and even I understood that
I think Ricky Gervais's girlfriend, Jane, and Jimmy's girlfriend could write a fabulous book. LOL
I certainly hope his girlfriend has a sense of humor. Jimmy's comedy is pretty brutal sometimes.
I disagree...relieving yes but just not brutal like the #1 movie called 300..😥😘😇
"sometimes"??
And what makes you think this "girlfriend" actually exists :D
They've been together for 19 years. I'm guessing she likes him 😂
I think you spelt brilliant wrong.
Jimmy, in my darkest hour; you have made me laugh and feel better. I’ve listened to you on UA-cam during my road trips and laughed so much. Thank You 👍🏻
Travis Wheat hope you’re alright now sir
I hope you haven't recovered mate 👍
@@aceman0000099 your sad aceman
Grow up hard times commenter
Jimmy whoever is doing these thumbnails is doing man dirty yano 🤣
If Jimmy Carr offends you.
Well, mission accomplished.
he feels to me like a bloated Lucifer😂
LUKA ROCHON HAHSHHDJDJFHF ILL NEVER UNSEE IT
YESS FINALLY SOMEBODY SAID IT
So fucking perfect 🤣
AHHHH
YESSSS
Saw Jimmy’s show from the front row and my phone rang. Started telling the audience no one ever calls me with my American accent, and he only asked if he could answer. Never did find out who called, but he selfied with me in the background, the only person not laughing. My ringer hasn’t been on since.
I WAS ONCE A MAN TRAPPED IN A WOMAN'S BODY, THEN MY MOTHER GAVE BIRTH!
12 years? Have you developed an immunity to pepper spray yet Jimmy? :D
“Maybe try the shocker, two in the pink, one in the stink”
What if its other way around?
Finally someone with German Humor
Old but gold. Quality.
I couldn't find a way to insult how obnoxious the thumbnail is so here is a Dr. Seuss inspired poem:
"Some are up close, some from afar, I want them to know that I am Jimmy Carr,
Maybe my face, maybe add a grin, make me look like the third Bugdanoff twin"
I love watching him because I'm still amazed how he went to the same school as my mum when he was a kid
Was your mum the lunch lady?
That's an incredibly unflattering thumbnail image.
A brilliant mix. Thanks for the video
10:25 mind giving me a hand?
4:43 the anger lmao
This guy is brilliant 😂😂😂👌🇬🇧
@Jeepman89 We don't need ur opinion
ive often thought jimmy is gay. and just says "my girlfriend" to cover. kinda like nobody thought jons wife existed till she was on an episode of cats and we actually saw her unbound and not having an adverse reaction to the sun
I mean, there's actually pictures of them out together on the internet, her name is Karoline i think; but i get bi vibes from him anyway
Plenty of straight men are a bit effeminate
...and by gay you mean he owns a coat?. Lol.
@@peterjoyfilms Where? lol
He's British so how can you tell. Sorry couldn't help it
His laugh is like Eddie Murphy dressed as a seal being clubbed. Am getting used to it. Am fairly sure he developed it a few years into his act.
he made up or introduced that laugh in one show. its on utube but i dont remember which one.
i can tell frankie is writing some of these jokes
I prefer Jimmy with natural teeth, he seemed more to the bone.
Is that supposed to be a joke?
Who wants a regular set of fuckugly teeth. New teeth looks better.
He has an awesome sense of humor..very different
5:03 gifs tell everyone how you feel about them
Long live King Carr! Those abortion jokes were brutal.
SHOULDN'T be encouraged!! Very insensitive, along with making "Jokes" about being a Pedophile. 👨⚖ "👨🎤->🙊" 🙄🤬
Someone hasn't got a sense of humour
Imagine being Jimmy's girlfriend
Ok I will.
That thumbnail startled me
His girlfriend must have the thickest or thick skins
Jimmy’s new teeth are hilarious! 🦷
Jimmies girlfriend sounds like a boyfriend, in fact he sounds like jimmy
Best comic now a days. Can get away with his Witt
Hey Jimmy, I’m so weirdly attracted to you, you are so funny
How old are you? I know Jimmy does a lot of work for charity
Bitchute is better than UA-cam
I’m 17
I thought he told you to stay in the truck.
@Borko Borko thinking of the wrong Jimmy fella
@@nicosmind3 gg
This is Stewie Griffin from Family Guy all grown up
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Hahaha!
I haven’t seen anyone else say it and I need it to be seen. Jimmy Carr looks like Ralph Fiennes but a little off. Like the beginning of Voldemort makeup.
lol jimmy is hilarious
He cracks me up! ~hahahahahaha
This is the only 47 year old man i would allow yo hang out with me
Its hard to resist such thumbnail like this one
For the record, “That thing she does with her tongue” is to not talk, non stop, from the moment you walk through the door.
Classic Jimmy
Had my laughing for 14 minutes
Jimmy: *complains about girlfriend*
Me: (no girlfriend) sucks to be single I guess..
Love the grey hound dress lol
I have watched too much. This was like a revising session for his jokes
Fkin ruthless
The thumbnail says he has never had one
It feels like his "my girlfriend" jokes are also "yo' momma" jokes
Come to South Africa again
Jimmy you're AWESOME 👏👍👏
Jimmy is the best!
Jim.....you are the Best comedian in the UK.
0:30 Jamie vardy thinks he’s slick 👀
Mateo Correa 😂
Jimmy Carr is his own girlfriend?
His girlfriend sounds like him
Come on, mate, it's not acceptable to refer to your mother as your girlfriend.
but you seem to think its acceptable that your dad refers to you as his girlfriend.
@@thebob3712 r/murderedbywords
That was really great! :)
I bet she loved this! 😂
But it's not stirring it up a bit or being rude, it's been 18 years, it's just curiosity ...
💍🖐️🤷???
Sorry!!!! 😅
What? Putting a third finger in?
It’s a cover up. Girlfriend isn’t really his girlfriend
I want Carr to play Eddie Cantor in a biopic
Ewww... If I had Carr's GF, I'd swap for the girl in the crowd.
At least that girl didn't have a shark fin on her face... Then again, it could save you some money on some soup.
enjoyed the jokes...thanks...
Is this entire channel just reuploads?
You look like Roger Federer.
The Shocker?? Is he a Steel Panther fan?? Haha
Lovely, Jimmy. Queen's loves U. U must be her favorite! :D
dear god the things men go through just to be in a relationship...
He's cleaver and has good jokes, but his laugh is the stuff of nightmares.
The only thing that's full of nightmares is your spelling of the word 'clever'
Dan it's like Eddie Murphy dressed as a seal being clubbed
Dan he is 'cleaver', sharp as a knife! :)
So “cleaver”
Awesome
Ur too funny jimmy.😂😂😂😂
7:15 What is that sound??
A cough
a cough/laugh
Only in England could a man named Adolf be called a girlfriend.
2 in the pink, one in the stink. LMFAO....even though I've heard it a dozen times before.
Hey Jimmy please reply to this, you are a great comedian, I'm so glad I found ur channel and comedy you make me smile and laugh all the time, you always bring up my mood thank you so much
Just wondering how you wanted Jimmy to reply because you didn't ask s question or say pretty much anything he could even comment on.
That was the deadest interchange I've seen on UA-cam comments
Philip Orlando you’re quite the loser mate 😂
@@adriandiaz706 why I'm just joking around, there's nothing serious
@@adriandiaz706 do you feel stronger now mate?
His steeringwheel is so small I kind of think his driving a bobbycar
Arrested for curb crawling. Thats a good punchline. Her dress was short 😆
Why does Jim look like a gay British Seth MacFarlane
Hi Jimmy
My ex used to pull that jumping out of the car thing until I got fed up with it and never came back one time. She was so hard headed she walked 10 miles home.
Same experience here.
Only difference is yours is now called an experience with the ex. Lucky you.
And the one time you left her and she had to walk back? That opens another door to a fountain of hate that becomes a source for instant rage on slow days.
@@theallseeingeye9388 oh man, I had a girlfriend like that who'd threaten to jump out of the car, this one time I told her that if she's gonna do it, she's gotta unlock the door and take of the seat belt and increased the speed. Needless to say she sat there quietly for the rest of the ride.
Lovenyhidnit is quite funny
13:02 Geezus they're huge
The best boyfriend is the one you can tell anything to. He's not telling ot to anyone. Because he's not listening. Not anymore.
“Two in the pink one in the stink” my god that was funny!!
I'm sorry but the thumbnail...
I love 💕
Think of sex as a game of snooker. If the pink's blocked by the red, go for the brown.
Titan Uranus
does anyone else hate it when he says "my girlfriend"
Ahh ahh ahhhhh!!!
What are you saying at 10:04 (you kind of swallowed the last words^^). "I'm not gonna swap...what?"
Im not gonna swap with her\you. Basicly said he didn't want to swap because she was too ugly
“I’m not gonna swap if that’s ok”
Hmm.. I never considered the possibility of "GIFs" being important in a relationship.
Ох уж эти вымышленные девушки
40 miles per hour ? Isnt this in Europe ?
Speed limits in the UK are in mph, as are car speedometers. We're kinda half metric...
My bad
Does this guy really have a girlfriend or all his jokes seem impossible to happen xD
the 3 dislikes are unattractive women! FACTS
aw come on man bottom button is a big no no
taxi
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VAOV