We All Have Weird Kinks | Jimmy Carr: LAUGHING & JOKING

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  • Опубліковано 27 гру 2024

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  • @jimmycarr
    @jimmycarr  3 роки тому +73

    For the full show - ua-cam.com/video/4pCGLT65uMU/v-deo.html

  • @TheEradiKater
    @TheEradiKater 4 роки тому +2003

    The sheer joy on his face when he hears the word daughter.

    • @johndaugherty7465
      @johndaugherty7465 4 роки тому +80

      ..and then the look on his face when 'blunkie' is explained to him.

    • @ExodusX13
      @ExodusX13 4 роки тому +31

      @@johndaugherty7465 it's blumpkin

    • @tcroft
      @tcroft 4 роки тому +50

      @@ExodusX13 it's not good that you know that 😂

    • @goldenstunter8525
      @goldenstunter8525 4 роки тому +10

      thats called shock

    • @sbumasuku
      @sbumasuku 4 роки тому +17

      Hahaha he looked so cute and adorable. Lit up like a Christmas tree

  • @Tht1Gy
    @Tht1Gy 4 роки тому +682

    "... At what point in the relationship..." "The end"
    Too right!

    • @bengiyardimli1925
      @bengiyardimli1925 3 роки тому +9

      He kinda walked into that

    • @TheAngryZebra
      @TheAngryZebra 3 роки тому +19

      @@bengiyardimli1925 And she walked out of that

    • @nomdeplume2213
      @nomdeplume2213 2 роки тому +2

      that was the funniest part and he didnt even say it haha

  • @cookoo4cocopuffs221
    @cookoo4cocopuffs221 4 роки тому +667

    3:03 The look of excitement in the potential for jokes
    People who make Jimmy laugh get extra life points

    • @edenslav6713
      @edenslav6713 4 роки тому +8

      I thought I was a sexual deviant, but going by this I seem to be more frigid.

  • @ferb743
    @ferb743 4 роки тому +1103

    Guy: my daughter
    Everyone:😯😯😯
    Jimmy:😃

  • @michaeledery356
    @michaeledery356 4 роки тому +252

    7:06 The mix of horror, shock, humor and confusion on jimmeys face was all I needed today

  • @kevinvalentine8854
    @kevinvalentine8854 4 роки тому +337

    7:05 , that right there is the moment that broke this man

  • @rachelfox8108
    @rachelfox8108 4 роки тому +578

    Just the fact they found sex acts Jimmy's never heard of is what makes this video delightful.

    • @Bronilli
      @Bronilli 4 роки тому +3

      Was literally gonna comment that 😂

    • @briantravelman
      @briantravelman 3 роки тому +11

      Yeah, by far the best part of the video was the people graphically explaining things he's never heard of.

    • @alexismandelias
      @alexismandelias 3 роки тому +9

      Pretty sure he knew but he wanted an explanation to make the whole thing funnier

    • @rachelfox8108
      @rachelfox8108 3 роки тому +8

      @@alexismandelias Oh, feigned ignorance? I like that, actually. That IS something Jimmy would do.

  • @user-ki1ef4fg6n
    @user-ki1ef4fg6n 4 роки тому +352

    "Go on, love."

    • @andreas_XX
      @andreas_XX 4 роки тому +4

      Hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @urgonusla1450
    @urgonusla1450 4 роки тому +159

    "You mean foreplay?" 😂

    • @Ludifant
      @Ludifant 4 роки тому +13

      couldn´t quite hear what the guy says though..

  • @hayreddinbarbarossa661
    @hayreddinbarbarossa661 4 роки тому +189

    I love that as crass as Jimmy presents himself this was a whole new world to him.
    Wait til he hears about the angry pirate.

  • @bennevis6843
    @bennevis6843 3 роки тому +61

    Jimmy’s audience interaction, his delivery is perfect

  • @J_C_Richard96
    @J_C_Richard96 4 роки тому +634

    lets all here wish Jimmy a very Happy Birthday

  • @randomhuman3497
    @randomhuman3497 4 роки тому +130

    I read the title as "We all have weird kids" and boy was I in for a surprise.

    • @Tht1Gy
      @Tht1Gy 4 роки тому +1

      Actually "Laughed Out Loud"!

  • @thatcrimsonrose8402
    @thatcrimsonrose8402 4 роки тому +191

    It's like watching turkeys, he laughs and the audience laughs

    • @JG-vh1xc
      @JG-vh1xc 3 роки тому +2

      He’s got a funny laugh. ‘S precious.

  • @owenfitzgerald3219
    @owenfitzgerald3219 3 роки тому +28

    "When did ask for that?"
    "At the end"
    Brilliant answer hahaha.

  • @namao7497
    @namao7497 3 роки тому +41

    the uk audiences was gold, they loves offended jokes and laughs when jimmy roasted them , having this crowd was every comedians dream

  • @andywakely5568
    @andywakely5568 4 роки тому +102

    Crying out loud at the womans "blumkey" comment !!! Love this disgusting comedian ha ha ha

    • @briantravelman
      @briantravelman 3 роки тому

      I ain't never heard of that either

    • @itpaynesme
      @itpaynesme 3 роки тому +2

      “At what point of a relationship did he ask for that?” “The end”

    • @pnutnbttns
      @pnutnbttns 2 роки тому

      @eioshen boboi where's that at ???

  • @aussieatheist960
    @aussieatheist960 3 роки тому +39

    As an innocent 9yo I walked in on my old man growling out my mother. 32 years later and I'm still having nightmares!!! Thanks Dad!!!

    • @deadassassin726
      @deadassassin726 2 роки тому +5

      I’ve never heard of the term “growling out” before, must be a furry thing.

    • @aussieatheist960
      @aussieatheist960 2 роки тому +2

      @@deadassassin726 As my 9yo memory recalls the Amazon jungle had nothing on my Mother!! .... I'm off to drown my memories in another bottle of bourbon!!

    • @Atilakus
      @Atilakus 2 роки тому +5

      Its not called nightmares. Those are wet dreams

    • @ImShmizzed
      @ImShmizzed 2 роки тому +1

      @@Atilakus god leave please lmao

    • @tiyaaji2604
      @tiyaaji2604 2 роки тому

      @@Atilakus bruh 💀💀

  • @matthewbailey7421
    @matthewbailey7421 4 роки тому +60

    'Go on my love', 'she's loving it'. Said no dad ever.

  • @pistnbroke9236
    @pistnbroke9236 4 роки тому +44

    Jimmy you are hands down the best at stand up! Never ever stop!!

  • @psychominded3243
    @psychominded3243 4 роки тому +453

    I thought I was a sexual deviant, but going by this I seem to be more frigid.

    • @AlienValkyrie
      @AlienValkyrie 4 роки тому +23

      There's always someone more devious, or if there isn't currently, there will be in the future.

    • @brunoharris160
      @brunoharris160 4 роки тому

      Happy Birthday Jimmy 💙💙

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd 4 роки тому

      Oh

    • @bruceree1574
      @bruceree1574 4 роки тому +3

      If you’re taking it seriously... yes very frigid lol.

  • @kellingtonlink956
    @kellingtonlink956 4 роки тому +13

    A brilliant set. Thanks for the video.

  • @darrenyoung3102
    @darrenyoung3102 3 роки тому +6

    Absolutely the best British comedian out there

  • @eck2x
    @eck2x 4 роки тому +8

    HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY JIMMY! Thanks for all the laugh.

  • @thomasvogel8799
    @thomasvogel8799 4 роки тому +23

    Its so good to laugh. Espacially in these days when it seem the whole world is going nuts. 😘for the upload

    • @nineteen8486
      @nineteen8486 2 роки тому

      It’s called the great reset or agenda 2030

  • @teebee5705
    @teebee5705 4 роки тому +10

    The End! Best response.

  • @anandsharma56
    @anandsharma56 4 роки тому +15

    I love his comedy the most when people in the audience are involved. That brings out his real style.

  • @jackbolitho7404
    @jackbolitho7404 2 роки тому +2

    I love his little “ha ha haaa” whenever he laughs

  • @eastonruppe5730
    @eastonruppe5730 3 роки тому +4

    6:28 gotta love that man stealing Jimmy’s thunder

  • @sebastianvillarreal8505
    @sebastianvillarreal8505 4 роки тому +12

    I love it how it gets funnier and nastier as the video plays on😂😂

  • @kowalski7086
    @kowalski7086 3 роки тому +9

    4:00 Probably the most horrific thing ever, 4:20 yet the most funniest thing ever lol

  • @errolandrade4235
    @errolandrade4235 4 роки тому +9

    You are absolutely brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nigelbond4056
    @nigelbond4056 3 роки тому +4

    Utterly awesome 👏

  • @Vix_21
    @Vix_21 2 роки тому +2

    7:03 the reactions 🤣

  • @rockstar-5934
    @rockstar-5934 4 роки тому +128

    "did you get an eyefull, not like that" Ha ha lol
    Thanks for the likes

  • @MrSidney9
    @MrSidney9 3 роки тому +11

    That was so hilarious and fun! I wish I were in that audience

  • @richardwinchester8491
    @richardwinchester8491 4 роки тому +39

    The look on people’s faces aimed at me for watching this in a public place with headphones on. I’m dying over here.

    • @FlyboyHelosim
      @FlyboyHelosim 3 роки тому +6

      I'd be more worried if you were listening through speakers!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 роки тому +61

    I liked this video, and so did my chicken.

  • @atomicplumber88
    @atomicplumber88 4 роки тому +7

    Christ he's quick. Fucking hilarious!

  • @phila2361
    @phila2361 4 роки тому +29

    I think there's a sign outside his shows that must say "please leave your inhibitions at the door"

  • @grimreaper1542
    @grimreaper1542 4 роки тому +16

    No comedy in this, all facts. Based on true events

  • @anthonydanielgittins1864
    @anthonydanielgittins1864 4 роки тому +24

    Say what you like about Jimmy Carr...but the man is lightening in terms of speed and gross humour: a quintessential English trait. Funniest bloke alive now.

    • @TheAngryZebra
      @TheAngryZebra 3 роки тому

      It's a shame about Robin Williams...

  • @qaisarkhan9922
    @qaisarkhan9922 4 роки тому +13

    Seriously talented

  • @iron0xide974
    @iron0xide974 4 роки тому +13

    Jimmy. I have to tell you. That tonight my wife laughed her ass off to SIMBA. She never saw your show. I had to tell her where I got it. lol.

  • @darrenmillar2201
    @darrenmillar2201 Рік тому

    this is pure gold, true humour

  • @JohnDeere523
    @JohnDeere523 4 роки тому +5

    Jimmy, your laugh made me subscribe!!

  • @stanwoltynski4153
    @stanwoltynski4153 2 роки тому

    Genius at work

  • @johnsartmaterialguidestuto7757
    @johnsartmaterialguidestuto7757 10 місяців тому

    What a great documentary!😆🤣

  • @annetteireland4788
    @annetteireland4788 4 роки тому +2

    I love this man

  • @evanvargas1536
    @evanvargas1536 4 роки тому +6

    I don’t know what’s funnier, your jokes or your laugh

  • @thisisnotmyname274
    @thisisnotmyname274 3 роки тому +2

    This is so funny 😂 😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @6stringgunner511
    @6stringgunner511 4 роки тому +2

    Wrinkle wranglers!!!😂

  • @CapTashman1
    @CapTashman1 3 роки тому +5

    I haven't heard it as a 'blumpie' I've heard it as a 'blumpkin'

    • @travis8850
      @travis8850 2 роки тому +1

      Each region generally tends to add their own flavor to terms and such. Not that there's much flavor to doo doo, but whatever. Lol.

    • @CapTashman1
      @CapTashman1 2 роки тому

      @@travis8850 touche sir hahaha

  • @jessicaevans7847
    @jessicaevans7847 4 роки тому +2

    No knives no needles!

  • @learningexperience1267
    @learningexperience1267 4 роки тому +6

    If someone does the simba they gotta go all the way, i mean pick them up and hold them like simba

  • @irveaugustine9230
    @irveaugustine9230 4 роки тому +1

    Simba 😂😂😂😂

  • @S44D_x
    @S44D_x 2 роки тому +1

    I died when he said simba

  • @Fizz-Pop
    @Fizz-Pop 4 роки тому +12

    So that means a dirty Simba is.. you know what? You can finish that yourselves.

  • @James.576
    @James.576 3 роки тому +4

    Matches my sense of humour😂

  • @joespice1999
    @joespice1999 4 роки тому +39

    it called a "blumkin" not blinkey

    • @SoAboutThat
      @SoAboutThat 4 роки тому +5

      It's only blumkin for you cause it's your mom, for everyone else it's still blumkey, even when it's your mom.

    • @j0seph5
      @j0seph5 4 роки тому +3

      @@SoAboutThat wtf dude😂

    • @rachelfox8108
      @rachelfox8108 4 роки тому +2

      *Blumpkin, not blumkin.

    • @SoAboutThat
      @SoAboutThat 4 роки тому +2

      @@rachelfox8108 you just had to p in the middle .

    • @rachelfox8108
      @rachelfox8108 4 роки тому +1

      @@SoAboutThat Pretty sure if you're hard enough to be on the receiving end of a *blumpkin,* having a "p" in the middle isn't an option.

  • @Wayneextremity
    @Wayneextremity 4 роки тому +2

    Happy birthday Jimmy!

  • @niccolomassariello1504
    @niccolomassariello1504 Рік тому +1

    He should act in a spinoff of Glenn Quagmire

  • @davesmith4017
    @davesmith4017 2 роки тому +1

    This lad is super quick.

  • @matthewpurcell2653
    @matthewpurcell2653 3 роки тому +2

    Great comedian...

  • @Bob-ev4ug
    @Bob-ev4ug 2 роки тому

    His laugh is so "ha ha ha Haaa"

  • @johngreenwood62
    @johngreenwood62 4 роки тому +4

    So here is the question
    Was the OAPaedo joke first said by Jimmy or Jay Cartwright off the Inbertweeners

  • @Halo56782
    @Halo56782 3 роки тому +1

    The face of that guy when he explained fluffing

  • @mbdrift18
    @mbdrift18 4 роки тому +8

    Looooveee you jimmy

  • @Rage-of-War
    @Rage-of-War 4 роки тому +1

    Video uploaded on my birthday, cool!!!!!

  • @blutadlerx
    @blutadlerx 4 роки тому +4

    Awesome audience 😂

  • @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp
    @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp 2 роки тому

    Brilliant!~

  • @keegan959
    @keegan959 3 роки тому +2

    For those of you who didnt know its called a blumpkin not blumpkey

  • @simonemaragno3839
    @simonemaragno3839 3 роки тому +1

    Simba, kids love it

  • @Erenyeager86
    @Erenyeager86 4 роки тому +4

    It’s not a granny fany it’s now gilf

  • @coouchiemann
    @coouchiemann 3 роки тому +1

    Can someone tell what did the guy from the audience said??

  • @thebarnyardigan350
    @thebarnyardigan350 3 роки тому +1

    " you mean foreplay"?? 🤫🤣

  • @edisonrussell1735
    @edisonrussell1735 3 роки тому

    This is like a secondary school convo 😂

  • @sebt9139
    @sebt9139 4 роки тому +11

    His laugh sounds like stampylongnose

  • @oneshotme
    @oneshotme 4 роки тому +1

    Enjoyed your video so I gave it a Thumbs Up

    • @Ludifant
      @Ludifant 4 роки тому

      You dirty...

    • @Tht1Gy
      @Tht1Gy 4 роки тому

      Wow! A thumbs up you say? Don't hold back... Lol

  • @birdmanbytheclaw
    @birdmanbytheclaw 4 роки тому +5

    Nice

  • @ThisIsTheTowne
    @ThisIsTheTowne 4 роки тому +5

    I really enjoy you. The Fix should've been setup better. I see why it didn't get picked up more (the "flow"? Of the show), but it had some awesome, hillarious and awesome bits. I want you D.L. and Catherine to do more. Podcast?

  • @iCaveDave
    @iCaveDave 3 роки тому

    Why is it when Jimmy does the "Dad walks in on his daughter having sex" bit, he instantly turns into Johnny Vaughn from Channel 4's Big Breakfast?

  • @JackassJunior627
    @JackassJunior627 2 роки тому +1

    Jimmy- “What’s the weirdest thing a guy has ever asked you to do in the bedroom?”
    Woman- “Stick a finger up his bum”.
    Jimmy- “I said what’s the weirdest thing, maybe you didn’t hear me”.

  • @mycupoftea9312
    @mycupoftea9312 4 роки тому +2

    Jimmy reminds me of James "Jim" Moriarty

  • @lemon9.9
    @lemon9.9 2 роки тому

    5:08 is that Rachael Riley?

  • @Gamingtv23658
    @Gamingtv23658 2 роки тому

    I confessed that I am into women's feet on Instagram to some of my followers, and I was baffled that some people actually blocked me (especially since that is a more common kink). I basically said in a story that I thought women have beautiful feet and that they could show me their soles anytime.
    Dead serious. I feel like what I did was okay, but they block you, don't indulge you, or they complain that that should "only be between partners/ feet groups." I just don't see it that way, and I think it is okay for us to share those things. The hush hush culture around foot fetishism and other kinks can be annoying. Also, not everyone has a partner.
    Nobody is obligated to indulge me, but I can still bring it up in a caring, honest way in my eyes.

  • @puirYorick
    @puirYorick 4 роки тому +39

    Thanks for leaving off the Tourette's ending.

    • @jollemm
      @jollemm 4 роки тому +16

      Did it make you tick?

    • @puirYorick
      @puirYorick 4 роки тому +2

      @@jollemm F**KING RIGHT IT DID. lol
      I don't even know if that's the kind of outburst they'd make for real. I heard of it but never witnessed it in person.

    • @ratprince1258
      @ratprince1258 4 роки тому +5

      the tourettes ending is fuckin funny though...

    • @puirYorick
      @puirYorick 4 роки тому +8

      @@ratprince1258 ...the first few dozen times.
      It's good to tuck it into the vault for a while though. Give us a chance to miss it.

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd 4 роки тому +1

      Whats the tourettes ending

  • @timcolder2789
    @timcolder2789 3 роки тому

    Watch out for the pepper spray and the oap's!

  • @TheAngryZebra
    @TheAngryZebra 3 роки тому +4

    If you gave a woman Indian food hoping that she gives you a 'fluffy', wouldn't that then become a 'tikka tickler'?
    When the bloke said 'my daughter' I was then expecting that to be followed by 'f***ing my son...'

  • @namanchaudhary9903
    @namanchaudhary9903 4 роки тому +6

    i miss read it as,
    Ass your mouth, i was like there's the twist, LMAO

  • @Goyaboyayoga
    @Goyaboyayoga 4 роки тому +2

    Fluffy’s feel good

  • @hey_its_travis
    @hey_its_travis 4 роки тому +6

    Blumkie in america is known as a sand diego thank you

  • @cancan8467
    @cancan8467 4 роки тому +1

    Legend Guy

  • @Olleetheowl
    @Olleetheowl 3 роки тому

    Well… that’s MY education moved in a piece 😂

  • @marioflores2587
    @marioflores2587 4 роки тому +3

    Happy late Birthday

  • @carewser
    @carewser 4 роки тому +4

    world's funniest comedian

    • @Tht1Gy
      @Tht1Gy 4 роки тому

      Close.

    • @carewser
      @carewser 4 роки тому

      @@Tht1Gy who's funnier?

    • @Tht1Gy
      @Tht1Gy 4 роки тому

      @@carewser I tell you what, I give you this: Funniest who isn't making a point.

  • @protozilla
    @protozilla 3 роки тому +1

    Why did i deside to eat while watching this...

  • @scarletbegonias2359
    @scarletbegonias2359 3 роки тому

    I loves me some Jimmy

  • @soplim8632
    @soplim8632 4 роки тому +4

    A simba is more commonly known as a pearl necklace

    • @Ludifant
      @Ludifant 4 роки тому +1

      I think that´s just the start of the Simba.

    • @abemudokon9497
      @abemudokon9497 4 роки тому

      You wear necklaces on your forehead?

    • @Shagyamum
      @Shagyamum 2 роки тому +1

      Completely different