@@deadassassin726 As my 9yo memory recalls the Amazon jungle had nothing on my Mother!! .... I'm off to drown my memories in another bottle of bourbon!!
Say what you like about Jimmy Carr...but the man is lightening in terms of speed and gross humour: a quintessential English trait. Funniest bloke alive now.
I really enjoy you. The Fix should've been setup better. I see why it didn't get picked up more (the "flow"? Of the show), but it had some awesome, hillarious and awesome bits. I want you D.L. and Catherine to do more. Podcast?
Jimmy- “What’s the weirdest thing a guy has ever asked you to do in the bedroom?” Woman- “Stick a finger up his bum”. Jimmy- “I said what’s the weirdest thing, maybe you didn’t hear me”.
I confessed that I am into women's feet on Instagram to some of my followers, and I was baffled that some people actually blocked me (especially since that is a more common kink). I basically said in a story that I thought women have beautiful feet and that they could show me their soles anytime. Dead serious. I feel like what I did was okay, but they block you, don't indulge you, or they complain that that should "only be between partners/ feet groups." I just don't see it that way, and I think it is okay for us to share those things. The hush hush culture around foot fetishism and other kinks can be annoying. Also, not everyone has a partner. Nobody is obligated to indulge me, but I can still bring it up in a caring, honest way in my eyes.
@@jollemm F**KING RIGHT IT DID. lol I don't even know if that's the kind of outburst they'd make for real. I heard of it but never witnessed it in person.
If you gave a woman Indian food hoping that she gives you a 'fluffy', wouldn't that then become a 'tikka tickler'? When the bloke said 'my daughter' I was then expecting that to be followed by 'f***ing my son...'
For the full show - ua-cam.com/video/4pCGLT65uMU/v-deo.html
The sheer joy on his face when he hears the word daughter.
..and then the look on his face when 'blunkie' is explained to him.
@@johndaugherty7465 it's blumpkin
@@ExodusX13 it's not good that you know that 😂
thats called shock
Hahaha he looked so cute and adorable. Lit up like a Christmas tree
"... At what point in the relationship..." "The end"
Too right!
He kinda walked into that
@@bengiyardimli1925 And she walked out of that
that was the funniest part and he didnt even say it haha
3:03 The look of excitement in the potential for jokes
People who make Jimmy laugh get extra life points
I thought I was a sexual deviant, but going by this I seem to be more frigid.
Guy: my daughter
Everyone:😯😯😯
Jimmy:😃
7:06 The mix of horror, shock, humor and confusion on jimmeys face was all I needed today
7:05 , that right there is the moment that broke this man
This comment gave me an ad :((
Control, Alt, Delete
Just the fact they found sex acts Jimmy's never heard of is what makes this video delightful.
Was literally gonna comment that 😂
Yeah, by far the best part of the video was the people graphically explaining things he's never heard of.
Pretty sure he knew but he wanted an explanation to make the whole thing funnier
@@alexismandelias Oh, feigned ignorance? I like that, actually. That IS something Jimmy would do.
"Go on, love."
Hilarious 😂😂😂
"You mean foreplay?" 😂
couldn´t quite hear what the guy says though..
I love that as crass as Jimmy presents himself this was a whole new world to him.
Wait til he hears about the angry pirate.
Don't forget about the Angry Dragon!
How about the ronald mcblumpkin
Ok. I need to know about all those mentioned
@@agnostosprosopo9947 Urban Dictionary.
@@triumphtriple95 right. I forgot. Morning earthquake messed my mind
Jimmy’s audience interaction, his delivery is perfect
lets all here wish Jimmy a very Happy Birthday
No ❤️💅🏻✨
Happy Birthday Jimmy!
happy birthday jimmy
No
It was birthday too. Yay
I read the title as "We all have weird kids" and boy was I in for a surprise.
Actually "Laughed Out Loud"!
It's like watching turkeys, he laughs and the audience laughs
He’s got a funny laugh. ‘S precious.
"When did ask for that?"
"At the end"
Brilliant answer hahaha.
the uk audiences was gold, they loves offended jokes and laughs when jimmy roasted them , having this crowd was every comedians dream
Crying out loud at the womans "blumkey" comment !!! Love this disgusting comedian ha ha ha
I ain't never heard of that either
“At what point of a relationship did he ask for that?” “The end”
@eioshen boboi where's that at ???
As an innocent 9yo I walked in on my old man growling out my mother. 32 years later and I'm still having nightmares!!! Thanks Dad!!!
I’ve never heard of the term “growling out” before, must be a furry thing.
@@deadassassin726 As my 9yo memory recalls the Amazon jungle had nothing on my Mother!! .... I'm off to drown my memories in another bottle of bourbon!!
Its not called nightmares. Those are wet dreams
@@Atilakus god leave please lmao
@@Atilakus bruh 💀💀
'Go on my love', 'she's loving it'. Said no dad ever.
Jimmy you are hands down the best at stand up! Never ever stop!!
I thought I was a sexual deviant, but going by this I seem to be more frigid.
There's always someone more devious, or if there isn't currently, there will be in the future.
Happy Birthday Jimmy 💙💙
Oh
If you’re taking it seriously... yes very frigid lol.
A brilliant set. Thanks for the video.
Absolutely the best British comedian out there
HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY JIMMY! Thanks for all the laugh.
Its so good to laugh. Espacially in these days when it seem the whole world is going nuts. 😘for the upload
It’s called the great reset or agenda 2030
The End! Best response.
Yup!
I love his comedy the most when people in the audience are involved. That brings out his real style.
I love his little “ha ha haaa” whenever he laughs
6:28 gotta love that man stealing Jimmy’s thunder
What did he say tho?
I love it how it gets funnier and nastier as the video plays on😂😂
4:00 Probably the most horrific thing ever, 4:20 yet the most funniest thing ever lol
You are absolutely brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Utterly awesome 👏
7:03 the reactions 🤣
"did you get an eyefull, not like that" Ha ha lol
Thanks for the likes
That was so hilarious and fun! I wish I were in that audience
The look on people’s faces aimed at me for watching this in a public place with headphones on. I’m dying over here.
I'd be more worried if you were listening through speakers!
I liked this video, and so did my chicken.
Christ he's quick. Fucking hilarious!
I think there's a sign outside his shows that must say "please leave your inhibitions at the door"
No comedy in this, all facts. Based on true events
Say what you like about Jimmy Carr...but the man is lightening in terms of speed and gross humour: a quintessential English trait. Funniest bloke alive now.
It's a shame about Robin Williams...
Seriously talented
Jimmy. I have to tell you. That tonight my wife laughed her ass off to SIMBA. She never saw your show. I had to tell her where I got it. lol.
this is pure gold, true humour
Jimmy, your laugh made me subscribe!!
Genius at work
What a great documentary!😆🤣
I love this man
I don’t know what’s funnier, your jokes or your laugh
This is so funny 😂 😂🤣🤣🤣
Wrinkle wranglers!!!😂
I haven't heard it as a 'blumpie' I've heard it as a 'blumpkin'
Each region generally tends to add their own flavor to terms and such. Not that there's much flavor to doo doo, but whatever. Lol.
@@travis8850 touche sir hahaha
No knives no needles!
If someone does the simba they gotta go all the way, i mean pick them up and hold them like simba
Simba 😂😂😂😂
I died when he said simba
So that means a dirty Simba is.. you know what? You can finish that yourselves.
Matches my sense of humour😂
it called a "blumkin" not blinkey
It's only blumkin for you cause it's your mom, for everyone else it's still blumkey, even when it's your mom.
@@SoAboutThat wtf dude😂
*Blumpkin, not blumkin.
@@rachelfox8108 you just had to p in the middle .
@@SoAboutThat Pretty sure if you're hard enough to be on the receiving end of a *blumpkin,* having a "p" in the middle isn't an option.
Happy birthday Jimmy!
He should act in a spinoff of Glenn Quagmire
This lad is super quick.
Great comedian...
His laugh is so "ha ha ha Haaa"
So here is the question
Was the OAPaedo joke first said by Jimmy or Jay Cartwright off the Inbertweeners
Jay :3
The face of that guy when he explained fluffing
Looooveee you jimmy
Video uploaded on my birthday, cool!!!!!
Awesome audience 😂
Brilliant!~
For those of you who didnt know its called a blumpkin not blumpkey
Have you ever experienced that? 😁
Simba, kids love it
It’s not a granny fany it’s now gilf
Can someone tell what did the guy from the audience said??
" you mean foreplay"?? 🤫🤣
This is like a secondary school convo 😂
His laugh sounds like stampylongnose
Enjoyed your video so I gave it a Thumbs Up
You dirty...
Wow! A thumbs up you say? Don't hold back... Lol
Nice
I really enjoy you. The Fix should've been setup better. I see why it didn't get picked up more (the "flow"? Of the show), but it had some awesome, hillarious and awesome bits. I want you D.L. and Catherine to do more. Podcast?
Why is it when Jimmy does the "Dad walks in on his daughter having sex" bit, he instantly turns into Johnny Vaughn from Channel 4's Big Breakfast?
Jimmy- “What’s the weirdest thing a guy has ever asked you to do in the bedroom?”
Woman- “Stick a finger up his bum”.
Jimmy- “I said what’s the weirdest thing, maybe you didn’t hear me”.
Jimmy reminds me of James "Jim" Moriarty
5:08 is that Rachael Riley?
I confessed that I am into women's feet on Instagram to some of my followers, and I was baffled that some people actually blocked me (especially since that is a more common kink). I basically said in a story that I thought women have beautiful feet and that they could show me their soles anytime.
Dead serious. I feel like what I did was okay, but they block you, don't indulge you, or they complain that that should "only be between partners/ feet groups." I just don't see it that way, and I think it is okay for us to share those things. The hush hush culture around foot fetishism and other kinks can be annoying. Also, not everyone has a partner.
Nobody is obligated to indulge me, but I can still bring it up in a caring, honest way in my eyes.
Thanks for leaving off the Tourette's ending.
Did it make you tick?
@@jollemm F**KING RIGHT IT DID. lol
I don't even know if that's the kind of outburst they'd make for real. I heard of it but never witnessed it in person.
the tourettes ending is fuckin funny though...
@@ratprince1258 ...the first few dozen times.
It's good to tuck it into the vault for a while though. Give us a chance to miss it.
Whats the tourettes ending
Watch out for the pepper spray and the oap's!
If you gave a woman Indian food hoping that she gives you a 'fluffy', wouldn't that then become a 'tikka tickler'?
When the bloke said 'my daughter' I was then expecting that to be followed by 'f***ing my son...'
i miss read it as,
Ass your mouth, i was like there's the twist, LMAO
Fluffy’s feel good
Blumkie in america is known as a sand diego thank you
Remind me to never visit San Diego.
Legend Guy
Well… that’s MY education moved in a piece 😂
Happy late Birthday
world's funniest comedian
Close.
@@Tht1Gy who's funnier?
@@carewser I tell you what, I give you this: Funniest who isn't making a point.
Why did i deside to eat while watching this...
I loves me some Jimmy
A simba is more commonly known as a pearl necklace
I think that´s just the start of the Simba.
You wear necklaces on your forehead?
Completely different