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  • Опубліковано 15 сер 2024
  • The very best of Jimmy's stand-up about charity! Those charity muggers get around don't they!
    The Official Channel for the biggest face in British comedy (literally the biggest face - it's like the moon.)
    For the latest tour dates and tickets: www.jimmycarr....
    #JimmyCarr #Charity #StandUp #Comedy

КОМЕНТАРІ • 202

  • @simonstclare
    @simonstclare 3 роки тому +201

    In a few of these clips, before he lost weight, Jimmy looked like Glenn Quagmire from Family Guy

  • @timvlongg168
    @timvlongg168 3 роки тому +246

    Other celebrities: "donate to .... charity is amazinggg"
    Jimmy Carr: *roasts the people in need*

    • @halzan7467
      @halzan7467 3 роки тому +11

      It’s good to donate but Jimmy is talking about the workers who run the charities and the charities themselves. These “charities” collect money to pay for their workers so technically the people in need get pennies on the dollar of what the original amount was donated. It’s safer to give to WWF or the UN charities like UNICEF etc.

    • @lukelong7664
      @lukelong7664 3 роки тому +2

      This guy don’t miss 😭😭

    • @evangeloskazamias272
      @evangeloskazamias272 2 роки тому +2

      The obese children aren't in need...

    • @aubreybaucum6837
      @aubreybaucum6837 2 роки тому +2

      @@halzan7467 not necessarily, these charities are 501(c)3; that requires a 90/10 spilt of money, the 10% is for salaries, but the 90% has to be allocated out.

  • @tureq85
    @tureq85 2 роки тому +34

    the mosquito joke is on a different level, even with Jimmy's standards...

  • @richardmunsch8127
    @richardmunsch8127 3 роки тому +62

    The "foundation for battered women" bit was hilarious.

    • @sirclarkmarz
      @sirclarkmarz 3 роки тому +14

      have you heard of Tempura House? it's a shelter for lightly battered women .

    • @Tribulatus_Rex
      @Tribulatus_Rex 3 роки тому +1

      @@sirclarkmarz *insert groaning Lurch gif here*...👌👍

    • @billhawkins192
      @billhawkins192 3 роки тому +12

      Violence against women is never funny.
      Jimmy Car: Hold my belt...

  • @andrewdolby178
    @andrewdolby178 3 роки тому +36

    When life gets you down. JIMMY!

  • @daniellillistone9406
    @daniellillistone9406 3 роки тому +125

    The best comedians are the ones who aren’t afraid of being cancelled

    • @CipherNL
      @CipherNL 2 роки тому +3

      Which is exactly what Ricky Gervais is going for with his next special

  • @kiniburk
    @kiniburk 2 роки тому +22

    Maybe stand up will be saved with comedians like Jimmy Carr.

    • @tesfuweldemikael2902
      @tesfuweldemikael2902 Рік тому +6

      I thought "Maybe Stand Up" was his charity for children in wheelchairs.

    • @Kinsuiko
      @Kinsuiko Рік тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @theymusthatetesla3186
    @theymusthatetesla3186 3 роки тому +34

    This man is a LEGEND!!!

  • @goaway2803
    @goaway2803 3 роки тому +128

    Nicely executed everytime and I love re-watching your routines. Thank you again and take care of yourself please, Mate

    • @InattentiveADHB
      @InattentiveADHB 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah because everybody is after Jimmy. I heard he was dabbling with the mafia!

    • @naths3010
      @naths3010 Рік тому

      @@InattentiveADHBfr

    • @naths3010
      @naths3010 Рік тому

      ?

  • @truls925
    @truls925 3 роки тому +77

    The good thing about being homeless is that you always have a card box for when you are moving.

    • @shakesfirst2443
      @shakesfirst2443 2 роки тому +3

      Don't, let the funny people make the jokes.

  • @jasabasenara8124
    @jasabasenara8124 2 роки тому +8

    "Re-educate women on cooking and cleaning" 🤣🤣

  • @axel8728
    @axel8728 3 роки тому +26

    Some of these jokes are so raw.

  • @kristiyangerasimov6708
    @kristiyangerasimov6708 3 роки тому +30

    can I have a word about the homeless?
    - yea "lazy"

  • @LIBREPUB
    @LIBREPUB 3 роки тому +198

    Jesus H, I just discovered this guy and is he even allowed in America with all our snowflakes? This is genius

    • @RO83R7life
      @RO83R7life 3 роки тому +2

      Shiba ?

    • @LIBREPUB
      @LIBREPUB 3 роки тому

      @@RO83R7life shibarmy I suppose :)

    • @adampidgeon2255
      @adampidgeon2255 3 роки тому

      Definitely not😂ye could never

    • @oldguysmusic2929
      @oldguysmusic2929 3 роки тому +23

      Jimmy has clips on UA-cam of his shows here in the states, but he has to dumb his act down so much so he doesn't offend anyone, but it's almost not funny. The audiences here seem to be embarrassed to laugh as though they think someone might see them and call them out.

    • @filmsofgilbert
      @filmsofgilbert 3 роки тому +13

      It is quite edgy as you may see from the audience's reactions but trust me, we have our fair share of snowflakes and cancelled comedians here in the UK!

  • @snowrat6000
    @snowrat6000 3 роки тому +18

    I love this guy

  • @fly89
    @fly89 2 роки тому +5

    he and ricky, are best because they don’t giva a fug about backlash.

  • @sadmuppet
    @sadmuppet 3 роки тому +39

    Jimmy - "I'd like to start a foundation"
    Me - "Is it for Tax reasons?"
    :)

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 роки тому +79

    A special thanks to the cadaver who was charitable enough to leave his hairline to Jimmy.

  • @russellstephan6844
    @russellstephan6844 3 роки тому +4

    Twenty minutes of non-stop triggering... Classic!

    • @paulbuttenhoff253
      @paulbuttenhoff253 3 роки тому +1

      Hopefully the religous conservatives dont see this

  • @ThatboiJulesYJ
    @ThatboiJulesYJ 2 роки тому +3

    hahahahah I LOVE JIMMY

  • @007dredger
    @007dredger Рік тому

    His audience truly love those Sub-Saharan Africa jokes!

  • @KeremKyn
    @KeremKyn 3 роки тому +54

    cardboard boxes come in handy

    • @kleeby4462
      @kleeby4462 3 роки тому +1

      No, handy come in cardboard box

    • @InattentiveADHB
      @InattentiveADHB 3 роки тому +3

      @@kleeby4462 Shut up

    • @kleeby4462
      @kleeby4462 3 роки тому

      @@InattentiveADHB Never!🧐

    • @kleeby4462
      @kleeby4462 3 роки тому

      @@InattentiveADHB my silence on UA-cam is negotiable....lol.
      0x17FAD4A1deF9Ee03ba8ef76c70C0b89D5A089820

    • @Dwayndibb
      @Dwayndibb 2 роки тому

      I feel like cardboard is underated.

  • @distantcoff7391
    @distantcoff7391 2 роки тому

    0:54 I'm in that is a magnificent idea

  • @Purple_Kinetic
    @Purple_Kinetic Рік тому

    Most funny man on the planet....!!!!

  • @rogerauger7766
    @rogerauger7766 2 роки тому +3

    I actually pause my porn when I get a notice that a new Jimmy Carr video is available.

  • @betamusic5487
    @betamusic5487 2 роки тому +1

    Jimmy Carr and Rickey Gervais rule

  • @manuelcapela7620
    @manuelcapela7620 3 роки тому +7

    Don't worry about the children - pretty sure there are no tigers in Amazon.

    • @gregghoulden4453
      @gregghoulden4453 2 роки тому +2

      There are plenty of rainforests outside South America. And understand a jaguar can give you a bit of a nip.

    • @reubenmanzo2054
      @reubenmanzo2054 2 роки тому +1

      Never said anything about the Amazon. Just said rainforest.

    • @gregghoulden4453
      @gregghoulden4453 2 роки тому

      @@reubenmanzo2054 no you pointed out that there are no tigers in the Amazon. So snarky ass, I pointed out that tigers live in Rain FORRESTS which exist in most equatorial countries. Not that tigers live in South America cockwomble. Jaguars are the Big Cat in residence.

    • @reubenmanzo2054
      @reubenmanzo2054 2 роки тому

      @@gregghoulden4453 My comment was responding to you.

  • @alfredodealba3020
    @alfredodealba3020 3 роки тому +12

    Muchas risas, muy sabroso

    • @wordsmith451
      @wordsmith451 3 роки тому

      De donde eres? Nunca entendí esa palabra usada en este contexto.

    • @villageidiot6455
      @villageidiot6455 2 роки тому

      @@wordsmith451 iam from holland

  • @SuperMustseetv
    @SuperMustseetv 2 роки тому

    You're forehead at the beginning was glowing fs 🤣🤣

  • @gingerrabbit6669
    @gingerrabbit6669 2 роки тому

    The woman in green top at the end really wasn't impressed by the mosquito joke😂

  • @ericgamble2517
    @ericgamble2517 3 роки тому +2

    yes we know who and what you are,unable to stop laughing. he he he.

  • @melissachartrand1471
    @melissachartrand1471 2 роки тому

    Thank you James I should have tried to Liston before I'm here now

  • @robmckrill3134
    @robmckrill3134 3 роки тому +10

    Mate I absolutely love your comedy and you rock. Can you do a tour down under.....and if you don't know, that's Australia. Cheers mate

    • @rogerhawkins6433
      @rogerhawkins6433 2 роки тому

      Australia .....Down under...?
      Don't you actually mean "Australia - Down and OUT!"

    • @dennislindqvist8443
      @dennislindqvist8443 2 роки тому

      Why is it called "Down under"? That sounds like kind of a dark place.

  • @Dwayndibb
    @Dwayndibb 2 роки тому

    feed the tiger 😭

  • @jonathanwilson9042
    @jonathanwilson9042 3 роки тому +4

    Found hom in 2012. The ultimate Don Rickels replacement. Even better due to content IMO

  • @mickey0303
    @mickey0303 Рік тому

    Jimmy as great as you are. by now I know all your Jokes, because I have seen all your Videos. would be nice to get some new Material soon......Thanks

  • @darrencalvin1034
    @darrencalvin1034 2 роки тому +6

    Make a wish foundation 👍 doing an amazing job in the hardest of times

  • @lukeduke3001
    @lukeduke3001 Рік тому

    Love it

  • @boahnation9932
    @boahnation9932 2 роки тому +2

    and the holocaust joke got him 😂

  • @JASHJustASectionHiker
    @JASHJustASectionHiker 2 роки тому

    Sam Kinison sends his regards.

  • @reubenmanzo2054
    @reubenmanzo2054 2 роки тому

    7:10 A what DVD?

  • @siddheshgoenka120
    @siddheshgoenka120 3 роки тому +4

    I walking down the road and a guy with clipboard approached me

  • @oldguysmusic2929
    @oldguysmusic2929 3 роки тому +1

    What is Charles Lyme?

  • @bostonarchie3194
    @bostonarchie3194 3 роки тому +12

    New content would be nice

  • @melissachartrand1471
    @melissachartrand1471 2 роки тому

    You are trying to do the right thing.

  • @Pendoza84
    @Pendoza84 3 роки тому +7

    I have seen all your shows you posted like 4 times each. If there are any more shows of you please upload them too. Or otherwise just make new ones. Just imagine the crowds.

    • @kaldo_kaldo
      @kaldo_kaldo 3 роки тому +5

      Make new ones? Right now? Getting thousands of people packed into a small room, that doesn't sound like a great idea

    • @tigger4011
      @tigger4011 3 роки тому +2

      @@kaldo_kaldo he's back on tour on 21st June....this year.

    • @kaldo_kaldo
      @kaldo_kaldo 3 роки тому

      @@tigger4011 This is why the UK keeps having to go on lockdown

    • @tigger4011
      @tigger4011 3 роки тому +2

      @@kaldo_kaldo Not sure what your point is, Nick. We cannot stay locked down forever and people have been ramming into supermarkets / protests / raves all the way through. The music / comedy venues are investing money in getting reopened (money they can ill afford as so many are going under) and I can't wait to go and see him in Sept.

    • @tigger4011
      @tigger4011 3 роки тому +1

      Or go see him live....he's just extended his UK tour out to Dec 2022 and ticks go on general sale tmrw. www.jimmycarr.com/uk-tour-dates/

  • @larrybocephus7070
    @larrybocephus7070 2 роки тому

    Your doggone funny. Different style.

  • @Kevynuk
    @Kevynuk Рік тому

    Jinny Carr was stopped by a charity mugger who told him if he is a UK tax payer, he can gift aid his donation. Jimmy Carr said, "Hm...."

  • @dominicgaudious1296
    @dominicgaudious1296 3 роки тому +2

    He is way too funny lol (100th comment)

  • @helenm2169
    @helenm2169 3 роки тому

    i think this guy is so fuckin funni

  • @lrozehnal12
    @lrozehnal12 3 роки тому +1

    this guy... :)

  • @Flaretree
    @Flaretree Рік тому +1

    Lol

  • @CowIsBad
    @CowIsBad 3 роки тому

    So humble.

  • @pjgrogan6260
    @pjgrogan6260 3 роки тому

    Yeppppppp

  • @patrickporter6536
    @patrickporter6536 2 роки тому

    Ooooh!

  • @Combinia
    @Combinia Рік тому

    dear jimmy car if you are in any way serious about wanting to support charity,
    pls fund more research involving sound therapy versus tinitus, that method looks promising yet it is to still be really explored.

  • @wolfinthewildssurvival2765
    @wolfinthewildssurvival2765 Рік тому +1

    All this talk about battered woman, and here I'm still eating mine plain.

  • @Micko350
    @Micko350 3 роки тому +5

    For a pound a week, you can feed a kid in Africa
    For a pound a week, you can feed a kid in Africa
    For a pound a week, you can feed a kid in Africa
    For a pound a week, you can feed a kid in Africa

    • @K_ingh16
      @K_ingh16 3 роки тому +5

      I don't get it

    • @adammc2339
      @adammc2339 3 роки тому +2

      @@K_ingh16 4 pounds a week as opposed to 1, I guess.

    • @sourisubhakar334
      @sourisubhakar334 3 роки тому +4

      @@K_ingh16 he has Alzheimer's

  • @benwu7980
    @benwu7980 2 роки тому +1

    Distressed Karen's spotted @8:02

  • @scottallison3489
    @scottallison3489 3 роки тому +3

    That man is so wrong. 😂🤣

  • @avlinrbdig5715
    @avlinrbdig5715 2 роки тому

    warning. dont try to drink anything whilst watching. it will make you laugh uncontrollably. hillarious.

  • @halholt2532
    @halholt2532 2 роки тому

    His got the underwear flubber cheeks

  • @danholm4952
    @danholm4952 Рік тому +1

    Like ya jimmy but..people like you should be paying 80% in taxes!

    • @kairigby9117
      @kairigby9117 Рік тому

      That's the thing that offended you about this video. Lolol

  • @deniswilliams2212
    @deniswilliams2212 2 роки тому

    Son of rickles

  • @kanthonyj6372
    @kanthonyj6372 3 роки тому +1

    🤣 😂 😅 👌

  • @AK94913
    @AK94913 2 роки тому +2

    Rewatching these clips while the ❄ try to cancel him 👍🏼

  • @pod5277
    @pod5277 2 роки тому

    Jimmy you fucked up dude 💖xx

  • @johnny196775
    @johnny196775 3 роки тому +1

    To answer the question in the thumbnail: no. I don't know who you are.

    • @vinnieg6161
      @vinnieg6161 3 роки тому +6

      funniest guy there is

    • @brendonwatt6098
      @brendonwatt6098 2 роки тому

      Love when more likes are on reply than initial comment, especially when initial comment is just a smartarse 😂

  • @philwright2480
    @philwright2480 3 роки тому +1

    Slow down a tad

  • @G0L0V0L0MKEE
    @G0L0V0L0MKEE 2 роки тому

    'IS ALRIGHT HE IS G0TH THUS IS WHAT HE WANTS' (Y0U W0NT GET THIS CHECKING-PART 0F CLIP)

  • @otikgray850
    @otikgray850 3 роки тому +20

    i liked my own comment

    • @hashemx1ify
      @hashemx1ify 3 роки тому +7

      I liked your comment

    • @jackscoular3235
      @jackscoular3235 3 роки тому +2

      @@hashemx1ify I liked your comment

    • @hectorskmetija3015
      @hectorskmetija3015 3 роки тому +7

      Surely if you didn't like it you wouldn't have written it 🤣👍

    • @szeltovivarsydroxan9944
      @szeltovivarsydroxan9944 3 роки тому +1

      But how do we know you speak the truth? Maybe you didn't like your own comment, and we're all being fooled to like it for you!

  • @esel-osliki66
    @esel-osliki66 3 роки тому

    кажися не понятно ваще

  • @pjgrogan6260
    @pjgrogan6260 3 роки тому

    🐝 is a dill

  • @maripon27
    @maripon27 3 роки тому +2

    Putting on a bit of weight there Jimmy

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 3 роки тому +2

      This is about ten years old I believe. He's a yo-yoer...

  • @darrenj.griffiths9507
    @darrenj.griffiths9507 Рік тому

    The battered women etc was definitely borderline but you cannot help but laugh at Jimmy Carr. He's right when he says there are people that laugh then go awwww. Battered women is very upsetting - watching them walk around with black eyes etc. Disgusting!

  • @pmcg97
    @pmcg97 3 роки тому

    Does Karma work ?

  • @User91459
    @User91459 3 роки тому

    ngl when i first saw him i thought he was american

  • @jonathanleverdesigner
    @jonathanleverdesigner 3 роки тому +1

    Youre funny jimmy, but i would seriously worry about leaving sny of my kids around you nor would you be employed at sny morgue of school.

  • @melissachartrand1471
    @melissachartrand1471 2 роки тому

    I don't want to be angry James don't hurt them please. You children are the only thing I ever made or had and I'm sorry for what ever was done I can't change what I don't know or ask for forgiveness i don't know James I just don't know.if you want me on my knees I will just don't harm you syblings.

  • @RealTechManjit
    @RealTechManjit 3 роки тому +4

    Thank you for 400
    Ab 500 krwado guys please
    Love you all guys ❤️❤️

  • @briezzy365
    @briezzy365 3 роки тому

    This guy represents England? Check out.....

  • @larrybocephus7070
    @larrybocephus7070 2 роки тому

    Almost as funny as Jimmy Carey.

  • @tomburke8817
    @tomburke8817 3 роки тому

    Tax dodger

    • @marklaing9485
      @marklaing9485 3 роки тому +4

      🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🥃🥃🥃yes 🤣but he’s funny 🤬

  • @sysiphuscorinth
    @sysiphuscorinth 2 роки тому

    and who has to clean up this crap??

  • @barraonuallain
    @barraonuallain 3 роки тому

    Pay your taxes

    • @tigger4011
      @tigger4011 3 роки тому +9

      he does. and he paid it all back - unlike some other people involved in the scheme. which, btw, was totally legal

    • @charlesharper2357
      @charlesharper2357 2 роки тому

      He did.
      Most of the people caught using this loophole didn’t.

  • @davebryant806
    @davebryant806 10 місяців тому

    Legend

  • @redheadedpsycho4566
    @redheadedpsycho4566 3 роки тому +47

    I'm having such a good Birthday today. watching this made it more better :)

  • @killachief187
    @killachief187 2 роки тому

    The crisps where wank.

  • @SevenDeMagnus
    @SevenDeMagnus Рік тому

    Lol