Jimmy Carr - The Snooze Button

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  • @scubarick1
    @scubarick1 7 років тому +3895

    that's the cleanest routine he's ever done

    • @chantelm9255
      @chantelm9255 7 років тому +11

      Impressed.

    • @WisamSafi1978
      @WisamSafi1978 7 років тому +70

      Just wait until the feminist descend on him for all those rape jokes

    • @mikekennedy2394
      @mikekennedy2394 7 років тому +49

      It's for a Canadian audience, boring!

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 7 років тому +41

      Wisam Safi yeah, those rape jokes felt really forced :P

    • @MikeyJMJ
      @MikeyJMJ 7 років тому +35

      Americans and Canadians are thick when it comes to comedy so he had a hard task here

  • @NBM397
    @NBM397 7 років тому +2827

    Wow, that's really toned down from what he's like when in the UK.

    • @danf8047
      @danf8047 7 років тому +87

      I thought the same, I saw the UK material and woooof... rough stuff lol

    • @MrBradweston
      @MrBradweston 7 років тому +125

      This was for daytime public television and thus he toned it down his night live show that wasn’t taped was what you would expect though

    • @alexanderthegreatsdad.3831
      @alexanderthegreatsdad.3831 6 років тому +127

      Because it's Canada. They will all start crying if he didn't hold back.

    • @Slemoster
      @Slemoster 6 років тому +86

      British Humor is far more dark than American or Canadian humor. I've noticed that quite frequently. He'd literally just have people walking out if he deployed his normal routine.

    • @1983Jacko
      @1983Jacko 6 років тому +31

      I'm going to see him in May and if I don't leave seriously offended I'll be really disappointed!

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins 7 років тому +3800

    Rapid fire jokes. Thats a more difficult style than story telling- which kills a lot of time.

    • @ahmadawan8336
      @ahmadawan8336 7 років тому +217

      Shadow Heart story telling is more normal and it’s weird him telling jokes out of nowhere

    • @shmookins
      @shmookins 7 років тому +115

      Stand-up is about jokes and you can deliver jokes in different styles (some don't even talk at all). I admire difficulty simply because it is harder to do one liners. Carr doesn't always do one liners. Examples of people who do one liners as a full act are Tim Vine, Steven Wright, Emo Philips, Stewart Francis and Milton Jones. I can't do what they do.

    • @spid8013
      @spid8013 7 років тому +11

      It's was a standard at one time its called one liners

    • @jasperwillows1137
      @jasperwillows1137 7 років тому +3

      Do you mean it's more difficult to remember for the routine or to write them, or both?

    • @shmookins
      @shmookins 7 років тому +29

      Writing. Think about writing a joke. You'll go blank for a few seconds. Now think about the jokes per minute ratio. Some fast talkers like Time Vine could do something like 20 jokes a minute or more (He once held the world record for most jokes told in a certain time).

  • @persononinternet7868
    @persononinternet7868 6 років тому +752

    Always funny how he talks extra slowly when not in britain

    • @Wishwader
      @Wishwader 5 років тому +10

      Not everyone speaks English :)

    • @linguisticspundit2094
      @linguisticspundit2094 5 років тому +10

      Linguistic convergence. Accommodation Theory.

    • @thebob3712
      @thebob3712 5 років тому +2

      @@Wishwader They're not speaking, they're listening

    • @onemanenclave
      @onemanenclave 5 років тому +16

      The American brain is slower.

    • @FOxXyYgRaMpA
      @FOxXyYgRaMpA 5 років тому +8

      Fled From Nowhere they’re from Canada stupid

  • @potates4038
    @potates4038 7 років тому +225

    Jimmy carrs one liners are amazing

  • @dLzzzgaming
    @dLzzzgaming 7 років тому +56

    This guy is fucking amazing, one of my favorite comedians

  • @AlaskanPotHead
    @AlaskanPotHead 7 років тому +189

    I live in the US, and when I tell people his jokes, they love it. He needs to come over here and not tone it down. The people are ready for the real Jimmy!

    • @AlaskanPotHead
      @AlaskanPotHead 7 років тому +6

      tompizzawood I know he does, but it's he mellows a bit for US audiences. We need the full Jimmy lol.

    • @Harcix
      @Harcix 6 років тому +2

      He meant the real USA

    • @kungfuman82
      @kungfuman82 6 років тому +11

      I don't know about that anymore. People here get triggered by the dumbest shit these days.

    • @knife7662
      @knife7662 5 років тому

      Lol

  • @benciccarelli9870
    @benciccarelli9870 7 років тому +893

    Crowd started clapping until they realized he was joking about the kidney

    • @archieforbes7245
      @archieforbes7245 7 років тому +5

      Big Bang Ben read this as it happened

    • @Emma-fq9pv
      @Emma-fq9pv 7 років тому +102

      Canada are so nice they believed Jimmy Carr when he said he donated a kidney, during a stand up act.

    • @interestedbystander196
      @interestedbystander196 7 років тому +39

      C'mon, it's Jimmy Carr. That clearly such a telegraphed setup.
      Especially after the tigers joke.

    • @knife7662
      @knife7662 5 років тому

      Learn to Code lol

    • @bradmodd7856
      @bradmodd7856 5 років тому

      an old Doug Anthony All Stars joke....that is where he got it from (unless via synchronicity)

  • @dominikno3495
    @dominikno3495 7 років тому +859

    "...Its burgundy!'"
    😂😂😂😭😭💀

    • @canyoufearme1
      @canyoufearme1 6 років тому +2

      Harsh Singh did you watch the video at all? It was a punchline in this set.

    • @azula_2182
      @azula_2182 6 років тому

      what does that mean? xD

    • @sirhasslich536
      @sirhasslich536 6 років тому +1

      @@azula_2182 google the colour, it is pretty fucking horrible

    • @josephvarghese2000
      @josephvarghese2000 5 років тому +2

      the joke was that he didn't care that it said "Blacks go home" on the sweater lol

    • @Amburmist
      @Amburmist 4 роки тому

      @@josephvarghese2000 hmm.

  • @kquals
    @kquals 7 років тому +206

    There is a lot of new material in here that I haven't heard before, and I love it.

    • @liamc19
      @liamc19 7 років тому +3

      Because you haven't heard much of Carr's early stuff, this is nearly 10 years ago. Madonna's 59.

    • @BeastlyBogan
      @BeastlyBogan 7 років тому +1

      ....This is recent. lol he always tells the madonna joke, and consistently lists her age as 50.

    • @liamc19
      @liamc19 7 років тому +2

      BeastlyBogan Just checked and I think you're right in that this is recent. Heard a lot of this before though. I reckon he's been doing the Madonna joke since she was 50 but it's funnier/more acceptable to take the piss out of a 50 year old than a 60 year old.
      Also feel he's doing older more PC stuff because the audience isn't used to him and they're more comically conservative over there anyway.

    • @acchaladka
      @acchaladka 6 років тому

      Liam Chapman I think I was at this show....it was a year ago. He’s been on several times though.

    • @knife7662
      @knife7662 5 років тому

      kquals lol

  • @sutirthhadas
    @sutirthhadas 7 років тому +99

    Holy shit. This guy can kill a person by laughter.

  • @lelmdrWHO
    @lelmdrWHO 6 років тому +67

    i love comics who tell these long elaborate jokes/stories, but goddamn i love Jimmy Carr and his endless one liners!!!

  • @h4724-q6j
    @h4724-q6j 6 років тому +75

    That last joke confused the audience a bit when they didn't hear the punchline and realized that they had to clap, just before he gave it to them

    • @h4724-q6j
      @h4724-q6j 6 років тому +2

      @@umerraja2655 Yes. That's the point. He started the joke and the audience didn't hear the punchline, and realised that they had to applaud him for donating a kidney, and then he gave them the punchline.

  • @shrikarparashar8706
    @shrikarparashar8706 7 років тому +1126

    Cryings not helping WTF😂😂

  • @ngominh259
    @ngominh259 6 років тому +705

    Roger Federer looks pretty fine telling jokes.

    • @razhmazh
      @razhmazh 5 років тому +26

      Down's Syndrome Roger Federer*, as he has said himself.

    • @joetowers4804
      @joetowers4804 5 років тому +1

      That's his mum.

    • @rossshepherd9836
      @rossshepherd9836 5 років тому

      In comparison to Frankie Boyle, he's clean.

    • @DunnGolfing
      @DunnGolfing 5 років тому

      Ace

    • @slinkeepy
      @slinkeepy 4 роки тому +1

      Billy Corgan from mellon collie era

  • @Truckerdaddy
    @Truckerdaddy 5 років тому +4

    This guy is one of my favorite comedians.

  • @iKaroliina
    @iKaroliina 7 років тому +29

    Just bought tickets for his show. Can't wait 😀

    • @Alexthomasgleeson
      @Alexthomasgleeson 6 років тому

      iKaroliina how was it?

    • @oktfg
      @oktfg 5 років тому +4

      No reply.... guess she must have been sat in the first row and still hasn’t recovered from the trauma when Jimmy involved her in the show.

  • @johnlovell2956
    @johnlovell2956 5 років тому +28

    The thing I love about Jimmy Carr is just when you think you know where he's going with a joke he turns a corner.

    • @danielraymond9631
      @danielraymond9631 2 роки тому +1

      He doesn't just turn a corner. He teleports to the othe side of the city🤣

  • @scotthaliday7583
    @scotthaliday7583 7 років тому +110

    Spot on with the Alberta joke!!😂

    • @ctirons
      @ctirons 7 років тому +9

      As an Albertan, I can agree.

    • @GeonQuuin
      @GeonQuuin 7 років тому +8

      It's a crowd work joke. The target of the joke changes based on where he's performing.

    • @ctirons
      @ctirons 7 років тому +1

      Geon Quuin Still really funny.

    • @odscanadiann1453
      @odscanadiann1453 6 років тому

      ummm oil?

    • @ddebenedictis
      @ddebenedictis 6 років тому

      The "get a tattoo where it doesn't matter" idea is a good "G rated" option. The adult version I have heard is...girl asks her lover "Kiss me where it stinks" so he takes her to [any geographic place you want to insult].

  • @seanmarshall1457
    @seanmarshall1457 5 років тому +3

    American here. I had never heard of Jimmy Carr but I tell you, this is some funny stuff.

  • @moosesnWoop
    @moosesnWoop 5 років тому +2

    Wins and loses the crowd at the same time. How he plays them is amazing.

  • @marissa3199
    @marissa3199 5 років тому +6

    “Wow you’re a fast runner, nearly got away”

  • @muhammadumer7833
    @muhammadumer7833 5 років тому +4

    Those rapid jokes were so hilarious🤣🤣🤣

  • @mapleglass484
    @mapleglass484 7 років тому +251

    Wait... A Jimmy carr joke i haven't heard before... I never thought I'd see the day.

    • @OliverLMinecraftMachine
      @OliverLMinecraftMachine 6 років тому +1

      Kyle Woodrow he has taken this off Micheal mcintyre and Russel Howard but they brobably stolen it off each other

    • @infinitebattlefield390
      @infinitebattlefield390 6 років тому +4

      It’s always going to be pretty hard to come
      Up with original jokes but jimmy always does it

  • @musicalgapattack3583
    @musicalgapattack3583 Рік тому +1

    5:12 lady was NOT amused and clearly at the wrong show 🤣🤣🤣

  • @alexandrialambert2507
    @alexandrialambert2507 6 років тому +1

    I love his style of telling jokes, he fucking smashes it, never seen anyone else do it as well as him.

  • @samtheman8899
    @samtheman8899 5 років тому +2

    That child birth joke is gold. Lol

  • @rohan8368
    @rohan8368 7 років тому +9

    Jimmy Carr one the best writers around

    • @bradmodd7856
      @bradmodd7856 5 років тому

      I think he could play Benny Hill in a biopic, if it ever becomes necessary, at least I think there is an influence there

  • @Todestuete
    @Todestuete 5 років тому +6

    Saw him live, much better than the stuff on youtube imo. Obviously the atmosphere contributes, but it was hilarious for sure.

    • @bradmodd7856
      @bradmodd7856 5 років тому

      really? seeing things in person is better than through a screen? Who knew?

  • @nodepony8440
    @nodepony8440 7 років тому +98

    Cannot wait til Jimmy comes to Australia..................I mean, the penal colony.

    • @nodepony8440
      @nodepony8440 7 років тому +2

      Jeremiah R, in January 2018

    • @MrUrg-vq4yb
      @MrUrg-vq4yb 7 років тому +3

      Shit I need tickets I had no idea

    • @liamsmith3067
      @liamsmith3067 6 років тому

      Oh boy. I guess it's too late now

    • @CB-xr1eg
      @CB-xr1eg 6 років тому +3

      zondaintheair
      That's where all the dicks hang out...sort of like Australia really.

  • @DonnieDarko2584
    @DonnieDarko2584 5 років тому +5

    Legit only Canadians would start clapping when Jimmy sets up an obvious joke about donating a kidney at the end.

  • @крискрис-ы2й
    @крискрис-ы2й 7 років тому +1

    His double entendres..EPIC

  • @paulbuswell6566
    @paulbuswell6566 6 років тому +1

    Playing it safe for a new country. Still love him.

  • @Thekikomanns
    @Thekikomanns 6 років тому +308

    I love how he slows down his speech for the Americans, if it was English Audience it would be 10 times faster !!

    • @katiebear716
      @katiebear716 6 років тому +79

      ...he was in Canada

    • @Arretey
      @Arretey 6 років тому +37

      @@katiebear716 Not that I endorse bashing another country, especially in such a mundane way, but Davy is still right. Canadians are still "Americans", unless I missed a very drastic secession.

    • @DeVulusAQ
      @DeVulusAQ 6 років тому +34

      @@Arretey You shouldn't call Canadians "Americans", just like you wouldn't call Irish people "British" or Scottish people "English".

    • @Arretey
      @Arretey 6 років тому +52

      @@DeVulusAQ What are you talking about? They literally live on the North AMERICAN continent. This isn't me saying Canadians should be referred to as Americans as though they belong to the U.S., this is me saying that they are Americans in the same way that both the Irish and Scottish are European. This isn't even a matter of debate, it's geographical fact.

    • @DeVulusAQ
      @DeVulusAQ 6 років тому +35

      ​@@Arretey You can say that they are from North America, that's fine. But when someone is referred to as an American, it means that they are from the United States of America. Probably the reason that we don't call them "United Statesian".

  • @dismissing
    @dismissing 7 років тому +22

    Brilliant

  • @mrcodyjmiller
    @mrcodyjmiller 7 років тому +1

    I think bringing someone to a Jimmy Carr show who’s never heard of him would be hysterical!

  • @irishelk3
    @irishelk3 7 років тому +13

    Great crowd.

  • @ethanpet113
    @ethanpet113 6 років тому +3

    Wow Jimmy's JFL routine is actually pretty clean.

  • @billgateskilledmyuncle23
    @billgateskilledmyuncle23 5 років тому +2

    The flooding one was the best.

  • @Morningstar_95
    @Morningstar_95 5 років тому +1

    I love Jimmy's one liners

  • @denzelalexander3672
    @denzelalexander3672 7 років тому +1

    Havent seen this style of StandUp in a while def a 10/10 firing on all cylinders Jim

  • @micstonemic696stone
    @micstonemic696stone 5 років тому +2

    the smoke detector also has a snooze button. good to smile it's good for the soul.

  • @jvvayne555
    @jvvayne555 4 роки тому

    I like how serious he is

  • @gorangersforever
    @gorangersforever 5 років тому +1

    The only way you are getting through this video is to take a shot every time he says love

  • @sampark7045
    @sampark7045 5 років тому +1

    The best standup comedian ever

  • @v.e2035
    @v.e2035 6 років тому +1

    King of Puns!!!! Such a brilliant mind, his ivy lueauge is showing lol

  • @harshbarj
    @harshbarj 5 років тому +1

    Wow, a Jimmy Carr video I could share with just about anyone and not feel bad!

  • @darkin1484
    @darkin1484 6 років тому +2

    One of the very few rapid fire comedians.

  • @shivam.maharshi
    @shivam.maharshi 5 років тому +4

    3:05 that guy not laughing has a miserable life

  • @scottkelly156
    @scottkelly156 5 років тому

    That sweater bit is the best

  • @cgtechie
    @cgtechie 4 роки тому +1

    Man is a genius!!

  • @deesnutz4638
    @deesnutz4638 5 років тому +4

    5:13 that lady in the back is not impressed...😂

    • @WhatACoolArrow
      @WhatACoolArrow 5 років тому +1

      goni whithewindy I scrolled the comments knowing that someone else would have noticed hahaha. Why do people like that even go to comedy shows, he even performed a tamer than normal set

  • @forkyyyy7842
    @forkyyyy7842 3 роки тому

    The amount of jokes in this short clip is insane 😂😂

  • @prithvijain1748
    @prithvijain1748 7 років тому +32

    He should go to JFL and do heckler comebacks.

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 6 років тому

      N2O look him up replying to hecklers, he's brilliant

  • @MohakNarang07
    @MohakNarang07 3 роки тому +1

    You know it's a recording from a concert outside the UK when he speaks at 0.75x of his normal speed lol

  • @abrariusghazal5383
    @abrariusghazal5383 6 років тому +1

    🔥 he is phenomenal !

  • @ag9768
    @ag9768 5 років тому +1

    This guy is awesome

  • @axel210182
    @axel210182 7 років тому +1

    Wow jimmy cleaned up his act for Canada he was savage in Cornwall

  • @tutnallman
    @tutnallman 6 років тому +2

    Sharp, quite good.

  • @adamkrutsch9272
    @adamkrutsch9272 3 роки тому +1

    I love how the comments say he's toning it down but god damn that maid/girlfriend joke was wicked

  • @kurtsudheim825
    @kurtsudheim825 6 років тому +1

    I love it when people say childbirth thinking they'll end the argument, there are many other things more painful than childbirth

  • @yahyadouzi427
    @yahyadouzi427 3 роки тому

    The flooding joke is a crack lol

  • @stvp68
    @stvp68 5 років тому +1

    I can take two naps before noon.

  • @christianmcnally4323
    @christianmcnally4323 6 років тому +1

    I've never laughed this hard ever

  • @helenHTID
    @helenHTID 7 років тому +19

    This was 9 years ago! People acting like this is new..

    • @jamessteven711
      @jamessteven711 7 років тому +1

      helenHTID because people only post videos of that Amy person... The fat one.... Who is a slag?? Fucking yanks would not know comedy if it slapped them in the face

    • @oeuz
      @oeuz 7 років тому

      no thats a new one

    • @oeuz
      @oeuz 7 років тому

      he only did his flooding joke around a year or two ago after the london floods.

  • @asmartistenthusiast3469
    @asmartistenthusiast3469 5 років тому

    don't make me go back there mister jimmy!! 😂😂

  • @FTDEER
    @FTDEER 7 років тому +45

    he just changed his dundee joke to alberta XD

    • @plamenpetrov2014
      @plamenpetrov2014 6 років тому +3

      *His Hull joke in England

    • @FTDEER
      @FTDEER 6 років тому +2

      "...doesn't matter"

    • @oktfg
      @oktfg 5 років тому

      ppl in Hull are consulting lawyers over copyright

  • @BFrydell
    @BFrydell 6 років тому +1

    World’s best one-liners

  • @zkxnkj534
    @zkxnkj534 5 років тому

    THE BEST.

  • @TheGreatSeraphim
    @TheGreatSeraphim 2 роки тому +1

    I like how no one really clapped for the kidney cause they knew there was a punchline to it.

  • @sadstormtrooper
    @sadstormtrooper 5 років тому +3

    2:00 Well looks like this couple know about some things with their tongues ;)

  • @finngrant234
    @finngrant234 5 років тому +1

    That tattoo Alberta joke is killer

  • @jonathanfox8313
    @jonathanfox8313 4 роки тому

    Not wearing THAT! it’s Burgundy😂😂😂😂

  • @LuchoH838
    @LuchoH838 4 роки тому

    Wow he really tones it down for non-UK shows 😂.

  • @gregoryking4796
    @gregoryking4796 4 роки тому

    I love one liners

  • @AhPhoey
    @AhPhoey 6 років тому

    He is brilliant.

  • @connormathieson2894
    @connormathieson2894 6 років тому

    Lol the Alberta shots 😂😂

  • @vindigregorio6697
    @vindigregorio6697 4 роки тому +1

    I don't think many people in the comments realize Canada is more like Great Britten than the USA. Haha either way, love Jimmy!!

  • @MrGlobbits
    @MrGlobbits 6 років тому

    The tiger charity, finally, a charity I would consider donating to.

  • @Gadgetbig
    @Gadgetbig 6 років тому +2

    I’m not wearing that!! It’s burgundy.. lmfao

  • @kaypdlaw461
    @kaypdlaw461 4 роки тому +1

    He's a genius

  • @dzashengonie3732
    @dzashengonie3732 5 років тому +1

    One punch liners 😂😂

  • @SapkaliAkif
    @SapkaliAkif 5 років тому

    My notebook app has come to life

  • @LoudNoob
    @LoudNoob 5 років тому

    Whoa. This is the Jimmy Carr I show my grandma.

  • @nonofyabidnez5737
    @nonofyabidnez5737 5 років тому +1

    Jimmy is a fucking legend!

  • @PhilipAlexanderHassialis
    @PhilipAlexanderHassialis 7 років тому

    Comeon Canada, you can take the blunt of Jimmy's jokes, no need to ask for the soft treatment!

    • @SKa-tt9nm
      @SKa-tt9nm 4 роки тому

      Philip Alexander Hassialis nobody asked for the soft treatment

  • @smartman123
    @smartman123 6 років тому

    this man jokes new no body do like him his the best

  • @apoorvagarwal4584
    @apoorvagarwal4584 6 років тому +32

    Afraid of pedophiles??? GROW UP😂😂😂

  • @clytieapollo
    @clytieapollo 5 років тому +1

    Feed the tigers dot com 😂😁😂😁

  • @zunwin8296
    @zunwin8296 5 років тому +4

    The best way to answer that joke would've actually been if he had said one of her guy friend's names... 🤣 "I think Dave is the prettiest"

  • @sam077068
    @sam077068 6 років тому

    This is like a Milton Jones stand up routine

  • @carrrexx7190
    @carrrexx7190 5 років тому

    Love him!

  • @jamiew1664
    @jamiew1664 5 років тому

    it doesnt matter..... brilliant.

  • @BonesTheCat
    @BonesTheCat 5 років тому +1

    5:13 Chick on the left. lol

  • @Totalavulsion
    @Totalavulsion 6 років тому +1

    Canadians are just too nice for the real Jimmy

  • @stizzulka
    @stizzulka 7 років тому

    Stupendous.

  • @johndolecek4166
    @johndolecek4166 7 років тому +1

    Dave Allen with verbal diarrhea. I love you, Jimmy!

  • @DinkMcStinky
    @DinkMcStinky 5 років тому

    3:48 that fucking wheeze 😂

  • @SportWithDylanPick
    @SportWithDylanPick 5 років тому

    Exactly the same opener as in Glasgow

  • @Fayanora
    @Fayanora 3 роки тому +1

    His humor is a mix of dad jokes, r/technicallycorrect, and r/cursedcomments