There's a difference between comedians who deliver well-rehearsed jokes versus a guy like this who is so sharp and quick mentally that he can make jokes up on the fly. He's brilliant, a bona fide genius. I'd hate to piss this guy off and have him destroy me verbally.
@@poojashedge266 he is saying her vagine is so cavernous/loose that it picked up her voice and echoed it making her "whisper" sound louder than it was.
Not really, anyone that is funny can actually do it, they just have to not care about being 'cancelled' as cancel culture as they fully seem to leave alone anyone that genuinely doesn't care if they're offended.
Except 'he's' actually a she. Before you call me crazy, simple forensic anthropology proves that I'm right. The gait in particular, the way a person walks, the different genders ascend and descend stairs differently, males knees are together, the legs straight, whilst females knees are apart, the femur rotates around the female pelvis. There are other markers, but this is the most obvious.
@@RepubLICKa It's a turn of phrase :) "If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen", OP alluded to as much by saying "I can't take the heat" Hope that helps :D
I do improv comedy and this guy's crowd work simultaneously inspires and terrifies me. Inspires, because he makes sharp-tongued wit a bloody art form. Terrifies, because some day I am going to take a run at an audience member who has his wit and repertoire of savage quips and I am going to be murdered in front of a crowd.
As Jimmy carr says though about Heckling ' It's ok for the audience to win sometimes, it's all part of the fun' Comedians get destroyed on occasion . Krikes they deserve it LOL
"I'll tell you what's embarrassing" It's always hilarious to me when people go through that uncomfortable phase of fake smiling because they don't know where the joke's going. xD
The face she made when Jimmy said "That term is called 'Grooming' now".... 😨😨😱😱 She didn't expect it and clearly thought Jimmy is onto something there! 🤨🤨
OMG, that was some of the Best Audience Roasting I have EVER seen !! I do particularly like how he goes after the wahmen like Bill Burr does sometimes. The way he can politely insult people is just absolutely EPIC !
humans wake up, lives in reality with entertainment...added lies to pull out the flavour just like sacred texts but inside out...natural...he is a best human being ❤
I watched the short vids of dan bilzerian with tons of girls,jets, blabla etc. BUT after this clip I have to admit... YOU reachd top of the world ! Just standing there "speaking "normally" / "the truth" and "making money of it somehow" as you said.... haha man thx!!! Thats 'comedy' :) (I also do this my whole life already - but I'm not famous, so when I talk like that everybody gets offendd :P
Wow! Funny stuff and I love the way the crowds are receptive to being entertained by his interactions with audience members. Might be a harder sell here in America at this point in our collapse.
He would slay them! They would be in shock. They'd loose the plot completely (even more). Probably just start shrieking and screaming at him the way they do when they don't know what else to say.
It;s a good job he introduces himself at the beginning of the outro because he's had so much surgery he's completely unrecognisable from the rest of the video 😂
The best British comic ever just saying I turned my mother onto him recently she loves him she never really liked British comedy she said this guy effing kills it
There's a difference between comedians who deliver well-rehearsed jokes versus a guy like this who is so sharp and quick mentally that he can make jokes up on the fly. He's brilliant, a bona fide genius. I'd hate to piss this guy off and have him destroy me verbally.
Do you seriously think he made up the stuff at the start on the fly? He prepared that years ago and decided to use it here.
@@BarriosGroupie don't ruin it for him, he thinks it's real
Yes I love his humor. Off the wall and in the moment to the level of an 8th grader. Some high brow, deep comedy 😂
His adhd brain working FOR him instead of against! Genius. (Not knowing if he is diagnosed. Just observing)
@@jeremyaljoe6564😂 wake up! You’re so close.
ADHD 😂😂😂
"its quite possible you whispered that and it picked up an echo"
what a savage.
It's even more so when you see the other portion as this is a callback. It's here on UA-cam.
Can you explain this joke please?
@@poojashedge266 he is saying her vagine is so cavernous/loose that it picked up her voice and echoed it making her "whisper" sound louder than it was.
@@poojashedge266large cavity.
@@McVaio It needs to be drilled and filled
I swear Jimmy Carr stand-up is worth a year of therapy 😂 he's a genius at his craft! ❤
Jimmy, you are probably the only comedian left that can speak the way you do. Thank you for making me laugh all these years. You're a good man.
Not really, anyone that is funny can actually do it, they just have to not care about being 'cancelled' as cancel culture as they fully seem to leave alone anyone that genuinely doesn't care if they're offended.
Except 'he's' actually a she.
Before you call me crazy, simple forensic anthropology proves that I'm right.
The gait in particular, the way a person walks, the different genders ascend and descend stairs differently, males knees are together, the legs straight, whilst females knees are apart, the femur rotates around the female pelvis.
There are other markers, but this is the most obvious.
In da (left) club
@@Bucketbrain82 I'm in no one's club 😁 but my own!
@@Bucketbrain8200…
How he manages to be crude and sound polite is a very British thing.
He actually is a really nice person, apparently a lot of truly nice people can instantly think the worst, he can turn that into comedy tho
Well a posh British thing anyway, some UK accents can make even the polite sound crude. 🤪
@@jirokoshibailey2052qqqqqqq
@@jirokoshibailey2052😊
He's actually Irish but no idea why he has that accent
There is no way I'd sit anywhere even remotely visible at a Jimmy Carr show, it's a kitchen down there and I can't take the heat.
Right????? Nosebleeds for me. 😂
Where's the kitchen? that's LITERALLY a stage.
How dare he MANSPLAIN what a joke is, in those first 60 seconds! UNSUBSCRIBED. Then he sexually harassed the 2nd woman! No wonder he can't get laid.
@@RepubLICKa It's a turn of phrase :) "If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen", OP alluded to as much by saying "I can't take the heat"
Hope that helps :D
@@IchorLupus but where is the Kitchen?
I do improv comedy and this guy's crowd work simultaneously inspires and terrifies me.
Inspires, because he makes sharp-tongued wit a bloody art form.
Terrifies, because some day I am going to take a run at an audience member who has his wit and repertoire of savage quips and I am going to be murdered in front of a crowd.
You always have the mic
Supposedly it happened to him in his earlier years, all about experience it seems
As Jimmy carr says though about Heckling ' It's ok for the audience to win sometimes, it's all part of the fun' Comedians get destroyed on occasion . Krikes they deserve it LOL
Frankie Boyle ghost writes for him
Bro, Edo Tensei.
"I'll tell you what's embarrassing"
It's always hilarious to me when people go through that uncomfortable phase of fake smiling because they don't know where the joke's going. xD
Always plain answers from audience, "who's your fantasy?" Jessica Elba? I'd of tried Jessica Rabbit from who framed roger rabbit
Yeah absolutely
Truuee loll
Jimmy's quick witt and come backs are just efin incredible.
Wow I've never seen anything so scary but yet rewarding as dis. Ty for not giving up. Congratulations
Jimmy is an absolute comic genius.
Someone in the audience: murmurs
Jimmy: BONESAW IS READYYYY I GOTCHA FER THREE MINUTES
😂😂😂😂
The face she made when Jimmy said "That term is called 'Grooming' now".... 😨😨😱😱
She didn't expect it and clearly thought Jimmy is onto something there! 🤨🤨
I like that you said "good luck" at the end of this video.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Watched the whole thing, thanks man!
Thanks Jimmy this uncut version is quite refreshing!
Apart from the censored words of course
"Is that you're girlfriend? I'm not gonna swap to it" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He says “I’m not going to swap if that’s ok”.
The “Blumkey” part is probably the best I’ve seen as far as audience reaction and just how funny everything about that bit is
blumpkin*
"At what point in the relationship did he ask for that?!"
"The end."
Even Jimmy laughed at that. Well played, lady. Well played.
Jimmy is awesome. Love how quick he is
This guy is absolutely brilliant
The emotional damage this man unleashes is truly epic😂❤
Love how his face keeps going from chubby to slim and back again throughout the video.
even his audience is funny
"at what point of the relationship did he ask for that?"
"the end"
Jimmy is like the real life Quagmire, giggitty giggitty.
Spot on!!
Based off the chin-line alone.
gonna steal that, he actually is lol except, instead of giggity he inhales a couple of times ;)
I have been a fan of yours for nearly 20 years. Thank you for putting your humor deep inside me. That’s what you called “him,” right?
Kid named Humour
thats so gay🤣🤣
Did he put anything else deep inside of you?
Jimmy’s the best comedian, never fails to make me laugh.
I'm the 100th 'yes-I-agree-with-you'. : )
Fury jam still gets me laughing hard no matter how many times I hear it lol
Jimmy's laugh is just so whimsical.
hueee huueee he heeuuuuu
It's so fake
@@JGGuitarCoversit’s not
Comedy is alive and well in the commonwealth. 🇨🇦
She had no idea he was an 'expert' in cheerleading 😂
He was exhausted from "studying" it!
I'm amazed at how lightning fast Jimmys replies are. It's like a super power.
Yep , he's very quick witted. I wish I could be that quick.
If Jimmy Carr ever starts with me, I'd just keep quiet... don't give him any fuel 😂, he always turns nothing into _something._
I’d feed his fire. He could get the whole gig to laugh.
And that would be worth the humiliation.
His laugh is so contagious.
I couldn't stop laughing, pure GOLD
"I love swearing" Best opening quote ever
Insulted but not hurt.very talented.
40:25 My favorite and cleanest joke of the video. Dinosaurs.... I grew up. 😅😅😂
A legend. nuff said.
Simply the best! AWESOME 😂😂😂😂
Uncut?... so... Jimmy's not circumsized. Hunh.
He’s not American, we don’t mutilate our willies here
If he was - there was nothing going to be left
Ofc not, he doesn't wear cap with holes
@@StefanStoykov or right, in the dress sense, not politics...😅
We're English. We don't let J*ws cut our tackle here!
British comedians, starting with the late Dave Allen, have improved my English more than all my teachers combined, and I had great teachers 😅
Dave Allen was irish, though
@@Bamboule05 Yes, but as far as I can remember, he didn't speak Gaelic 😉
@@Bamboule05 I get it now, I wrote "British comedians ".
😉
So interesting! Thank you for this great video!
I love how a British accent makes you sound distinguished while speaking of queefs.
This was a really good compilation =) Thanks for the years of laughs, Jimmy =) Not that you read these lol
Many more years of laughs to come!
@@jimmycarrOMG he did read it 😂
Right back at you
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FANTASTIC!!!!!!! I haven't laughed this hard in a while!
Enjoyed it, thank you.
She will certainly think before heckling again, proper roasting there, love him or hate him he knows how to roast a heckler
Anyone who's paid good money to see a Jimmy Carr show knows exactly what they're getting themselves into surely? He's like the end boss of heckling.
I didn't heckle him, but he said I had a face like thunder 😂
14:10 at least jimmy actually apologised ware as most comedians wouldn't so i give him props for that! 👍🏻
OMG, that was some of the Best Audience Roasting I have EVER seen !! I do particularly like how he goes after the wahmen like Bill Burr does sometimes. The way he can politely insult people is just absolutely EPIC !
Love his little laugh🤣🤣🤣
You're the best Jimmy!
"Did you do the whole team?" GG LOLOLO
Best British comedian
Laughable statement my friend!
we get it, you dont understand him. @@SteveOliver-p9i
That would be Gordon Ramsay
humans wake up, lives in reality with entertainment...added lies to pull out the flavour just like sacred texts but inside out...natural...he is a best human being ❤
People heckle Jimmy Carr because they love it when he insults them. When it comes to dealing with hecklers, Carr is the master!
Where’s the part where he says to the “No!” Woman about throwing a sausage down an alley?
It's not in this clip, but I've seen it on UA-cam. And yes it's the callback for ""its quite possible you whispered that and it picked up an echo".
I watched the short vids of dan bilzerian with tons of girls,jets, blabla etc. BUT after this clip I have to admit... YOU reachd top of the world ! Just standing there "speaking "normally" / "the truth" and "making money of it somehow" as you said.... haha man thx!!! Thats 'comedy' :) (I also do this my whole life already - but I'm not famous, so when I talk like that everybody gets offendd :P
This man is hysterical!!!
In the era of cancel culture this man is always refreshing 😂
It almost seems like (in Europe) "cancel culture" is mostly right wing, loaded fighting term. Who would have thought...
Cancel culture isn’t a real thing lol.
he's immune to cancel culture lol
"If you build it they will come".
Him and Ricky G, will always have a vast audience..
And the amount of things he said not only are they hilarious but weirdly if it was said by anyone else the snowflakes would’ve cancelled him
I've met Jimmy before and he's a really sweet guy. He's really good at his stage persona.
Haven't laughed this hard in ages
I love this guy..genius humor
Jimmy Carr is amazing!
Seen him live the man’s a genius 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Hilarious as usual.
that first women passed the vibe check. laughing all the way through like a true fan of comedy.
Absolutely brilliant.
Don't heckle pro comedians. They're way too quick on their feet and will put in your place really fast!
Well on other hand you will help him to make great show, there is nothing wrong to be laugh at a little to get some fun out of it.
Jimmy droppin' bombs!
Wow! Funny stuff and I love the way the crowds are receptive to being entertained by his interactions with audience members. Might be a harder sell here in America at this point in our collapse.
he went to america and they got offended at everything
He would slay them! They would be in shock. They'd loose the plot completely (even more). Probably just start shrieking and screaming at him the way they do when they don't know what else to say.
Love it! Brilliant!
Simply brilliant compilation.
So great delivery I cry from laughing even though I know the joke that’s coming!
I’m in stitches! Just found his videos, now I’m bingeing…..Laugh out loud all right!
So Roger Federer is doing stand up now....
Roger Federer with a down syndrome
You should see the backhand.
Is he?
@@Rugmunchersauce3thankfully you are not 😂
This is real comedy! Thank you for your raw talent!
This video shows of the best of British women 🇬🇧
It;s a good job he introduces himself at the beginning of the outro because he's had so much surgery he's completely unrecognisable from the rest of the video 😂
he does look different, but are you sure about the surgery? I thought it was just a lot of makeup and the lighting
@@MrJoeDone In his book he outright admits having surgery done and is pretty cool with it. So yes, it's surgery.
Which face is the after job? I just thought he was retaining water..
@@Jojosization Ah thx, I think I heard him talking about it after I read your Text
At least he thanks us for watching. That should catch on more. He knows we can watch anything and chose to watch this. Classy guy.
That was freaking hilarious 😂
Her face when he said " That's called grooming! " 😂😂😂
Genius! Laughed so hard.
Amazing crowd work!
Soooo funny...
And is extremely MORAL...
I love this man 👊
The best British comic ever just saying I turned my mother onto him recently she loves him she never really liked British comedy she said this guy effing kills it
Hes up there with Lee Evans and never thought I would say this a year ago Ricky Gervais
You set your mother up on a date with him?
Your mother
"I'll tell you why there's no women's boxing weigh-ins"
Eddie Hearn: You, sir, just gave me an idea
Absolutely amazing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was brilliant Tan ! I wish you a very Happy Christmas. 🎉🥰
3:03 She was put in her place completely.
always called it , he's a genious
No he's not, he is just a very sarcastic man
Takes a smart man to be successfully sarcastic. @@SteveOliver-p9i
Jimmy you're the best
I love Jimmy carr lol
Excellent video. Quick mind. Great comedy. 🇦🇺 😊
I saw him in Bath a couple of weeks ago. He was hilarious 😅😅
What were you doing in his bathroom? O.o
@@Cyb3rM1nd 😂😂😂😂😂
@@Cyb3rM1nd your autism makes you soo beautiful.
i get why the people love Jimi.
the brutality of honesty makes me giggle.
@@Good-Intentions Not autistic, as far as I know, but thanks, I think?
@@Cyb3rM1nd. good Groucho callback mate!
just the first 3 seconds and I'm already laughing. Stopping the show just hoping for someone to heckle 🤣
That audience has a really good sense of humor.
Fantastic!
Quick witted comedy...loved it....not to mention. Cutting down the pretentious girls
The furry jams.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Blonde is a good sport and took the joke really well.
That would be an honour to get roasted by Carr.
Anally?
@@louisestock3324 I like you lmao, you get it ;3