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  • @cosmonautvarietyhour
    @cosmonautvarietyhour  3 роки тому +8196

    Inb4 someone corrects us on correct military jargon

  • @joyisntfunny
    @joyisntfunny 3 роки тому +12506

    The most unrealistic bit in this movie is the black guy screaming “shut up grandma” and living.

  • @TheRobot470
    @TheRobot470 3 роки тому +4509

    You got your protagonists,
    your antagonists,
    but most importantly,
    your pentagonists.

    • @Enderman_2209
      @Enderman_2209 3 роки тому +109

      "911, GIVE ME THE PENTAGONS"

    • @immentallyhandicapped2903
      @immentallyhandicapped2903 3 роки тому +56

      @@Enderman_2209 "Hello thank you for calling pentagon today. Can I have your order?"
      "I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda"

    • @jaydriel2957
      @jaydriel2957 2 роки тому +18

      @@immentallyhandicapped2903 and a cup on the side

    • @bigweld1947
      @bigweld1947 2 роки тому +11

      @@Enderman_2209 I REQUIRE THE PENTAGONERS

    • @chimedemon
      @chimedemon Рік тому +9

      @@jaydriel2957 "... aaalright- and you said a large soda correct?"
      "yes please."
      "... okay- and what would you like for your petagonist order?"
      "to send in the battle troops to kill all the bad guys."
      "alright, any sides?"
      "An American flag. oh shit- also can you add buffalo sauce on the side as well?"

  • @drewforchic9083
    @drewforchic9083 3 роки тому +10875

    Can't believe you didn't point out that the only Autobot to die was Jazz. They even killed the black transformer.

  • @breezingby2611
    @breezingby2611 3 роки тому +3643

    There’s actually at least one time that Transformers acknowledged the weirdness of the Decepticon’s name
    The cartoon Transformers Prime had an episode where Optimus was amnesiac and convinced by Megatron that the Decepticons were the good guys
    Eventually Optimus asks why the good guys would have such a malevolent sounding name
    Megatron claims that it was an insult used by the Autobots against them, and they decided to embrace the name
    Yes, I’m a nerd

    • @PaladinGuy
      @PaladinGuy 3 роки тому +534

      John Cena's character brings it up in the Bumblebee movie. It's along the lines of "Can we really trust these guys? They call themselves 'Decepticons.' You know, like *deception* ."

    • @southpaw117
      @southpaw117 3 роки тому +102

      @@PaladinGuy John Cena was in that movie?

    • @livispuzzled
      @livispuzzled 3 роки тому +198

      YO WAIT TRANSFORMERS PRIME? FLASHBACKS OMG

    • @mr.a-list1272
      @mr.a-list1272 3 роки тому +31

      I remember that episode

    • @Isaacthedank
      @Isaacthedank 3 роки тому +11

      I loved that

  • @MixedTapeVideosNBA
    @MixedTapeVideosNBA 3 роки тому +8428

    "911, GIVE ME THE PENTAGON!" is a quote I will definitely use moving forward.

    • @Arbal3st
      @Arbal3st 3 роки тому +136

      We need more Battle Troops down here! NOW!

    • @wren7195
      @wren7195 3 роки тому +61

      I don't want to be "that guy," because I don't want to defend a Michael Bay movie, but the phone scene was actually based on a story from one of the extras from the military trainers. I'm... somewhat curious as to what would happen if we actually said that? (Don't do it, we accidentally dialed 911 once and they still had to send an officer out)
      ...*whispers wincing before she runs off* and they said "battle groups......" Which is correct terminology and I'M SORRY I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN! I'M SORRY!

    • @user-ws3sl9xi7y
      @user-ws3sl9xi7y 3 роки тому +15

      14:12 - Judging by the distance traveled and acceleration in doing so I believe this man would've had severed limbs from Megatron's hand long before he reached the boot of the taxi.

    • @wren7195
      @wren7195 3 роки тому +4

      @@user-ws3sl9xi7y That man is actually Michael Bay in a cameo CG shot, with his scream too. No I'm actually being serious. So does that mean he got "the boot?"

    • @user-ws3sl9xi7y
      @user-ws3sl9xi7y 3 роки тому +2

      @@wren7195 AAAAAA!🤣🤣 But wait you dead ass that's legit him?? All this time I thought was just another random extra.

  • @gingycat2395
    @gingycat2395 3 роки тому +2595

    Seeing picture show pop up in my notifications is like seeing water in the middle of a desert.

  • @thothunter8649
    @thothunter8649 3 роки тому +4138

    The ‘’He’s our bravest soldier because he can’t fucking talk’’ gag had me dying

  • @lorzazu_zay
    @lorzazu_zay 3 роки тому +1456

    The fact that Amazon tries to recommend the third movie after watching the first movie - and completely skipping the second movie - is just too funny.

    • @lonewolf9578
      @lonewolf9578 3 роки тому +65

      Tbf aside from the matrix and megatron getting revived the second film is pretty irrelevant
      And maybe the opening scene

    • @TheWorldsBiggestFan89
      @TheWorldsBiggestFan89 3 роки тому +17

      @@lonewolf9578 Also The Forest Battle, Sideswipe and Soundwave oh Starscream's tattoos.

    • @Blue-Apple-fc9eo
      @Blue-Apple-fc9eo 2 роки тому +8

      @@TheWorldsBiggestFan89 Yea just ignored the second movie.

    • @gv82089
      @gv82089 2 роки тому +23

      @@Blue-Apple-fc9eo Ignore the rest too while you're at it lmao

    • @theblueone_14
      @theblueone_14 2 роки тому +4

      One of the only cool things in that movie is when devastator combines

  • @saltypickle7758
    @saltypickle7758 3 роки тому +5196

    Fun fact: my dad was in this movie! He was the helicopter pilot that got shot down by Star scream when Sam was about to give the cube to the helicopter.

    • @antisora13
      @antisora13 3 роки тому +1558

      I’m sorry for your loss. F

    • @jimmnotjames5235
      @jimmnotjames5235 3 роки тому +438

      @@antisora13 bruh, lmao

    • @codered1132
      @codered1132 3 роки тому +413

      RIP 🪦🌹
      In loving memory of your father that was pilot #2

    • @jimmnotjames5235
      @jimmnotjames5235 3 роки тому +211

      I'm really sorry "dorito me" killed your father

    • @codered1132
      @codered1132 3 роки тому +74

      @@jimmnotjames5235 “I say that’s bad comedy”

  • @z0mbiejr.757
    @z0mbiejr.757 3 роки тому +5100

    “Bumblebee literally can’t tell them shit” that fucking killed me.

    • @samuelbrock
      @samuelbrock 3 роки тому +27

      Bro same lol

    • @khalilgray6391
      @khalilgray6391 3 роки тому +56

      Yo my stomach was fucking hurting from that shit💀💀💀

    • @Ebolaface
      @Ebolaface 3 роки тому +11

      hilarious

    • @cloneboi1903
      @cloneboi1903 3 роки тому +15

      I was drinking some tea and I had to spit that shit back into my cup because that line killed me plus the other guys reaction

    • @istan7412
      @istan7412 3 роки тому +14

      11:01

  • @531d4
    @531d4 3 роки тому +3870

    “Bumblebee stop lubrucating the man”

    • @schemaricvg4221
      @schemaricvg4221 3 роки тому +40

      Haha pp

    • @salemb9109
      @salemb9109 3 роки тому +124

      pee = funny. This is the level of comedy you can expect from cinematic auteur Michael Bay

    • @drakep.5857
      @drakep.5857 3 роки тому +28

      Pee
      Laugh

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 роки тому +31

      That why I love transformers. Its such a mature film

    • @2kmichaeljordan438
      @2kmichaeljordan438 3 роки тому +9

      Pp word, very funny, I’m crying

  • @enby_kensei
    @enby_kensei 3 роки тому +3590

    Ah yes, the classic transformers characters:
    -Optimus Prime
    -Bumblebee
    -Megatron
    -Jazz Transformers
    -Smashmouth
    -Sand Robot
    -Dr. Fuck, PhD
    -Skullfuck

    • @seanontheradio1016
      @seanontheradio1016 3 роки тому +277

      Don’t forget Baja Blasted

    • @rigrug1
      @rigrug1 3 роки тому +130

      Wait until they watch the later movies. There's literally a decepticon called mohawk.

    • @smilo7529
      @smilo7529 3 роки тому +102

      you forgot girl

    • @bebo2629
      @bebo2629 3 роки тому +77

      What about Mountain Dew bot?

    • @lolstuffenjoy9880
      @lolstuffenjoy9880 3 роки тому +63

      Wait until they watch the later movies. Theres literally a decepticon called "Nitro Zeus"

  • @jordanboyd5587
    @jordanboyd5587 3 роки тому +2139

    "These shots look like car commercials!"
    That's cuz Micheal Bay directed car commercials before he directed movies.

    • @jimmnotjames5235
      @jimmnotjames5235 3 роки тому +161

      And the later movies look like commercials because of the amount of product placements

    • @theligerloverman
      @theligerloverman 3 роки тому +41

      Wasn't he the one who directed the got milk commercial?

    • @Fizzlepop72
      @Fizzlepop72 3 роки тому +19

      Thaaaaaaat explains a lot

    • @Tenpouin
      @Tenpouin 3 роки тому +14

      @@theligerloverman yes, that's how he got his first big break

    • @DrRAZI99
      @DrRAZI99 3 роки тому +5

      Wait really ??

  • @AMpersand_videos
    @AMpersand_videos 3 роки тому +6192

    11:08
    "Let Bumblebee be tortured, he's a brave soldier."
    "Bumblebee literally can't tell them shit, it does not matter" almost pissed my pants

    • @Excelsior1937
      @Excelsior1937 3 роки тому +475

      “We don’t need to feel bad about it because we won’t be able to hear him screaming.”

    • @kennethortiz2043
      @kennethortiz2043 3 роки тому +45

      jesus...

    • @lukeishere4177
      @lukeishere4177 3 роки тому +123

      I was in class and he said that and I busted out laughing and everyone looked at me

    • @griffinmiller9012
      @griffinmiller9012 3 роки тому +10

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @livispuzzled
      @livispuzzled 3 роки тому +10

      i DIED

  • @Tobytyty101
    @Tobytyty101 3 роки тому +1751

    14:11 fun fact: the guy that gets flicked is Michael Bay himself. Dude had the balls to cameo in his own movie for two seconds to just fucking die

    • @kaimadeit
      @kaimadeit 3 роки тому +347

      Hmmmmm... seems fitting that megatron said "disgusting"😂

    • @isaacbenzing5686
      @isaacbenzing5686 3 роки тому +242

      He cameos in all of his movies. Theres one where he plays a scientist and its so obvious because hes the only scientist thats jacked and has surfer hair.

    • @bobbyshewan4229
      @bobbyshewan4229 3 роки тому +10

      @@isaacbenzing5686 what movie is it?

    • @isaacbenzing5686
      @isaacbenzing5686 3 роки тому +26

      @@bobbyshewan4229 Armageddon, 1998

    • @deanesposito4708
      @deanesposito4708 3 роки тому +13

      The funniest thing in the movie and they were both disturbed what does that say about me

  • @duhimdave
    @duhimdave 3 роки тому +750

    8:50 "What's cracking, little bitches?" I honestly thought they had inserted a meme there or something. Nope. That was part of the movie.

    • @ClericOfPholtus
      @ClericOfPholtus 7 місяців тому +18

      Even better is he'd on Earth for like hours

    • @Blue-Apple-fc9eo
      @Blue-Apple-fc9eo 7 місяців тому +6

      @@ClericOfPholtus And yet he act like any stereotypical black man in media.

  • @MrAlbinoGhost
    @MrAlbinoGhost 3 роки тому +1029

    other, inferior directors: let's touch up their make up before we shoot the next scene
    michael bay, pointing to a microwave hallway: ok, get in

  • @diegoowen-lara6229
    @diegoowen-lara6229 3 роки тому +4337

    “Talk to little children that your bombing”
    Fucking killed me

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +6

      It's weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my videos. Sometimes it is annoying. But right now it would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear fiego

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 роки тому +71

      Yeah lets go to war!

    • @mikaxms
      @mikaxms 3 роки тому +7

      *you're

    • @multifandomz8221
      @multifandomz8221 3 роки тому +10

      i'm still laughing

    • @2kmichaeljordan438
      @2kmichaeljordan438 3 роки тому +17

      @@AxxLAfriku why are you everywhere, Jesus Christ

  • @THEJOHNNYFLASH
    @THEJOHNNYFLASH 3 роки тому +5074

    Ahh yes, this is the perfect movie for Cosmonaut. So much commentary potential

    • @joshuasatterwhite9520
      @joshuasatterwhite9520 3 роки тому +28

      Ayeeeee it's my guy JohnnyFlash

    • @username-yc3bd
      @username-yc3bd 3 роки тому +10

      Fancy meeting you here

    • @zacharyyoung9646
      @zacharyyoung9646 3 роки тому +21

      JohnnyFlash: *Comments on a Cosmonaut video*
      Me, upon seeing the name: *Flashbacks to childhood*

    • @NICKatronMC
      @NICKatronMC 3 роки тому +5

      GOOD SIR

    • @potato_god_03
      @potato_god_03 3 роки тому +6

      Johnny, please finish the Nemesis Prime saga already :((

  • @FranK-tg7ou
    @FranK-tg7ou 3 роки тому +816

    “This is smash mouth”
    Not an inaccurate name for a decepticon

    • @cherrychocolate1434
      @cherrychocolate1434 3 роки тому +48

      Yeah. Remember all those awful Decepticons from The Last Knight? Like Nitro Zeus and Mohawk?

    • @AbsoluteGorbSupreme
      @AbsoluteGorbSupreme 3 роки тому +33

      @@cherrychocolate1434 My gosh they were just hasbro commercials

    • @CollinBuckman
      @CollinBuckman 3 роки тому +37

      There's literally a Decepticon in the comics named Flamewar lmao, Transformers have some weird names.

    • @AbsoluteGorbSupreme
      @AbsoluteGorbSupreme 3 роки тому +5

      @@CollinBuckman True

    • @vintheguy
      @vintheguy 3 роки тому +3

      I can't wait for the new cartoon featuring the newest transformer, "Turd-Drift"!

  • @rogergoza3180
    @rogergoza3180 3 роки тому +3720

    “Should we save Bumblebee?”
    “He literally cannot talk, what is the point”
    Holy fuck

    • @raccoon3440
      @raccoon3440 3 роки тому +69

      that part was hilarious

    • @TheWorldsBiggestFan89
      @TheWorldsBiggestFan89 3 роки тому +10

      Then later in the film...

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 3 роки тому +95

      "Bumblebee fails at life. We must leave Bumblebee behind."
      - Optiprimus, Optiprimus Searches For The Rubik's Cube

    • @b3nl555
      @b3nl555 3 роки тому +6

      @@ryanm.8720 optipus

    • @toren2099
      @toren2099 3 роки тому +3

      Guess that means fuck snake eyes

  • @CUniverse
    @CUniverse 3 роки тому +689

    Me in theater: Man, Jazz was my favorite character back in the day, he was so cool, I wonder how he'll be portrayed in-"
    *WHAT'S CRACKIN, LIL BITCHES*
    "...oh."

    • @redgiant7747
      @redgiant7747 3 роки тому +87

      You wanted nostalgia, but got racism instead.

    • @wenbluepirate3954
      @wenbluepirate3954 3 роки тому +1

      You are so racist, OP.

    • @TheUnluckyEverydude
      @TheUnluckyEverydude 3 роки тому +63

      Then Megatron unceremoniously rips him in half.

    • @victoracosta4796
      @victoracosta4796 3 роки тому +2

      @@wenbluepirate3954 Optimus Prime ain't racist!

    • @mesousagaby740
      @mesousagaby740 3 роки тому +1

      I KNEW something felt off when I first heard his lines.

  • @dextergrif1052
    @dextergrif1052 3 роки тому +1942

    “He loves the sheer irony of having something called a boom box on a plane”
    Underrated joke

    • @strymoon
      @strymoon 2 роки тому +43

      oh my god this joke literally FLEW over my head

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 10 місяців тому

      Not really

  • @rayenaouadi3190
    @rayenaouadi3190 3 роки тому +1236

    Damn, imagine having "comfy" times with your gf while a bunch of sentient robots just sit nearby watching... probably silently judging your technique

    • @johnthemangood8700
      @johnthemangood8700 3 роки тому +62

      *wheeze*

    • @halfmettlealchemist8076
      @halfmettlealchemist8076 3 роки тому +92

      Not only that, but imagine going to third base _on top of one of the sentient robots_ while others are just right there, parked around you. There is no way that situation is hot for anyone involved.

    • @muhammadtarunaaldiramadan248
      @muhammadtarunaaldiramadan248 2 роки тому +24

      maybe they into that kinky situation

    • @mr.marvel3643
      @mr.marvel3643 2 роки тому +10

      @@muhammadtarunaaldiramadan248 ayo what did you say?!

    • @unclephillymya
      @unclephillymya Рік тому +2

      WWWHAATTT I’VEE DOOOoneee

  • @nickbrandt7093
    @nickbrandt7093 3 роки тому +787

    "The only real lead we have so far, is this sound."
    Oh man, I love Daft Punk.

  • @TheBrickGuy7939
    @TheBrickGuy7939 3 роки тому +2236

    This movie is so much more orange than I remember.

  • @xdlmao42
    @xdlmao42 3 роки тому +778

    Baja blasted is so fucking perfect how does he think of that on the spot

    • @loganlapoint4632
      @loganlapoint4632 3 роки тому +14

      the only thing better is if the mtn dew bot said you about to get baja blasted

    • @curlyfriboi655
      @curlyfriboi655 3 роки тому

      @@loganlapoint4632 Baja blast wasn’t a thing when this movie came out lmao

    • @loganlapoint4632
      @loganlapoint4632 3 роки тому +1

      @@curlyfriboi655 ya we know where making jokes cause it sounds so good and funny

    • @mctwist2328
      @mctwist2328 3 роки тому +8

      @@curlyfriboi655 Baja Blast came out three years before this movie. Why just say shit when you have no idea what you're talking about?

    • @mr.fettesq.7705
      @mr.fettesq.7705 3 роки тому +4

      @@curlyfriboi655 yea it is... Baja Blast has been around for years before this movie came out...what are u even saying??

  • @Amber-hf8uo
    @Amber-hf8uo 3 роки тому +3440

    I also greet my friends by saying, “what’s crackin little bitches”

  • @Theorymus
    @Theorymus 3 роки тому +1914

    Ahhh they Bayverse, good memories!

    • @84bucco
      @84bucco 3 роки тому +36

      You mean Micro Bay?

    • @epicplayer6224
      @epicplayer6224 3 роки тому +7

      Can I ask cause I don’t know much about transformers lore and your channel is dedicated to it. Is what Marcus said about the transformers being antifa soldiers true?

    • @jimmysagepath3279
      @jimmysagepath3279 3 роки тому +1

      @@epicplayer6224 well yeah it's mostly in the comics and TV shows

    • @mr.everwind5225
      @mr.everwind5225 3 роки тому +18

      @@epicplayer6224 not in the slightest.
      The original cartoon was made in the 80s and the big thing that was happening was the cold war. So the story of transformers was very cold war itself. Two mega empires having a bit of a punch up and earth just happened to be stuck in it. It was very mujahideen, only instead of the cia working in secret the two empires are overtly in a dumb overly long conflict.
      In transformers animated the big thing going on in the world was the war on terror, small bands of vengeful rebels who lost their last big war and are now trying to topple civilization as we know it. With that the Autobots are actually the ones in charge, however with the patriot act and war crimes commited by the the leaders it's clear that the problems don't end when you beat the decepticons. So after the end of third season our heroes were going to have to end corruption within their own government!!!!
      Then it was cancelled
      Transformers prime: this one's simple. Fossil fuels ran out on Cybertron so the Autobots and decepticons are fighting for it on earth
      IDW: what has been going on in america the last decade? People attacking eachother and the government to get what they want. The pre war world of the idw comics is that there's an unfair cast system on Cybertron. Megatron sets out to stop it but goes power mad, and Optimus is 'the good cop'. The only commie there I see is Megatron
      RID: the war is over but there's a bunch of small prisoners who trying to rise the decepticon flag again. Meanwhile the cybertronian council is actually filled with decepticons who are trying to kill off all the Autobots and conquer Cybertron from within. I can't pin anything directly to that, but if I were: it's neo nazis. 2015 was when meme politics came to a head and it all became tumblr vs 4chan. Not to mention the corrupt council was a pretty late game reveal and could have been thought of after trump was in office.
      Anything I haven't yet mentioned just follows g1 broadly with not much variation. They maybe add a new mugffin
      Decepticons are commies
      Hope this was helpful

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 роки тому +7

      And the BCU
      Bay Cinematic universe

  • @woot12598
    @woot12598 3 роки тому +776

    "Oh no, Baja Blasted!"
    And then Marcus fucking died.

  • @sailormoon262
    @sailormoon262 3 роки тому +100

    Since no one else has commented on this, the opening with the two identical sweaters is gold.

  • @Two-Man-Production
    @Two-Man-Production 3 роки тому +641

    “Bumblebee is a brave soldier, he can’t say physically say shit and they do not know this. We can use this to get out of dodge.”

  • @unfunny982
    @unfunny982 3 роки тому +576

    I never noticed how hilarious Megan Fox’s line delivery is.

    • @DeltaSpartan141
      @DeltaSpartan141 3 роки тому +60

      And she's a better character than Labeouf's.

    • @Egalia_1
      @Egalia_1 3 роки тому +48

      She’s a good actress too. I feel like Bay’s direction made her acting turn out worse

    • @munkee_man
      @munkee_man 3 роки тому +1

      @@DeltaSpartan141 nah

    • @appelofdoom8211
      @appelofdoom8211 3 роки тому +19

      @@maggie5990 for people that want to know more lindsay Ellis has a good video on the subject

    • @maggie5990
      @maggie5990 3 роки тому +29

      @@appelofdoom8211 Her “the Whole Plate” series is one of my favorites and pretty underrated. Another video I recommend is from ModernGurlz, where she talks about the shit Michael Bay put Megan through. His audition process for her was having to wash his car while he filmed her doing so. How she was labeled “difficult” and fired when she spoke out against him. And how she felt excluded by her female peers due to internalized misogyny and the reputation forced on her.

  • @rapidrewards2427
    @rapidrewards2427 3 роки тому +624

    You guys didn’t mention when his parents confront him his mom goes “why are you so SWEATY???”
    “IM A CHILD MOM”

  • @Awesome_Pichu
    @Awesome_Pichu 3 роки тому +1490

    Broke: People thirsting after Megan Fox
    Woke: Marcus grossed out by how sweaty she is

    • @Mrrolythepoly
      @Mrrolythepoly 3 роки тому +48

      Marcus aint no simp for the Prettys

    • @patrickkilduff5272
      @patrickkilduff5272 3 роки тому +103

      You can pretend if you think it makes you fit in better...that woman is beautiful

    • @DESTRAKON
      @DESTRAKON 3 роки тому +69

      Bespoke: there's nothing on the engine for her to yank at like that with her bare hands

    • @livispuzzled
      @livispuzzled 3 роки тому +106

      she’s beautiful but she looks so ✨greasy✨ in this

    • @Mrrolythepoly
      @Mrrolythepoly 3 роки тому +4

      @@livispuzzled Simp?

  • @echo5327
    @echo5327 3 роки тому +1181

    One canon reason for “deceptions” I’ve seen is that it was originally a political party on cybertron mocking the lies and deception that had befallen the government and pledging to fight it, thus “conning” the “deceptors”.
    Although I doubt we’ll ever see anything like that in a transformer movie at this rate lol

    • @preds43
      @preds43 3 роки тому +116

      True. Transformers Prime did Megatron fuckin’ justice 10 fold

    • @TheDONing1
      @TheDONing1 3 роки тому +70

      @@preds43 I'm pretty sure IDW comics went that route too.

    • @johnnygyro2295
      @johnnygyro2295 3 роки тому +44

      @@preds43
      Prime was cool, though part of me will always prefer Animated.

    • @CollinBuckman
      @CollinBuckman 3 роки тому +67

      And in the rebooted IDW line, "Decepticon" was originally an insult against Megatron's party, the Ascenticons, by their opponents to say that they were liars. Then they took the name and proudly adopted it, with Megatron claiming the name now represents how they deceived their opponents into thinking they were weaker than they really were.

    • @TheDONing1
      @TheDONing1 3 роки тому +5

      @@CollinBuckman Hmm, guess I'll have to get into IDW again.

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 3 роки тому +3548

    everything the military said in this movie is correct

    • @Shinransa
      @Shinransa 3 роки тому +229

      @@t__v That part was inspired by the story a Navy SEAL told to Bay where he was in the same situation in Grenada in 1983(it's in the Blue-Ray commentary). It's funny how the most accurate part of the movie is completely unrelated to everything else.

    • @kayhaych05
      @kayhaych05 3 роки тому +27

      @@t__v PLEASE 😂 i’m screaming

    •  3 роки тому +7

      oh yes

    • @michaelhenry3234
      @michaelhenry3234 3 роки тому +68

      @@t__v Well, battlegroups are a thing, though I don't know if the term would be used in the movie's situation.

    • @Sheikrisvan1991
      @Sheikrisvan1991 3 роки тому +3

      Super movie

  • @s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657
    @s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657 3 роки тому +794

    "Surrender or you will be killed."
    - Paramount Pictures, probably

    • @admin.slayerenryu
      @admin.slayerenryu 3 роки тому +6

      The USA, probably.... most likely.

    • @mileshardingwood6469
      @mileshardingwood6469 3 роки тому +18

      It wasn't even "or you will be killed" it was "or we will kill you" which is somehow so much funnier

    • @thirdeye9698
      @thirdeye9698 3 роки тому +4

      “You are trespassing in a secure area. Surrender and die!”

    • @admin.slayerenryu
      @admin.slayerenryu 3 роки тому +1

      @@thirdeye9698 "Wait what?!" "I-i mean Surrender *or* die! "....Ok.... *surrenders* We good" "Yeah *kills him* we good".

  • @aimbotarrow5981
    @aimbotarrow5981 3 роки тому +264

    13:54 “Baja Blasted” combined with Marcus’s laugh is making me lose it

  • @jordanboyd5587
    @jordanboyd5587 3 роки тому +2159

    "Mmm...dorito."
    "If only Mountain Dew bot was here."
    Holy shit, my sides hurt after hearing that. LMAO

  • @InOzWeTrust
    @InOzWeTrust 3 роки тому +1258

    "This movie is kind of racist"
    "That's why we're watching this in Black History Month"

  • @kellie8969
    @kellie8969 3 роки тому +764

    “Is this war jargon? Surrender or you will be killed”
    Well that’s usually war works.

    • @oreodotexe1453
      @oreodotexe1453 3 роки тому

      If it works it's not dumb.

    • @kilroy7506
      @kilroy7506 3 роки тому +3

      If the military actually used terms like dakka I would sign up
      Edit: let’s be honest though of all the wh40k factions America is the imperium of man

    • @theoriginalemim
      @theoriginalemim 3 роки тому +2

      @@kilroy7506 time to sign up then

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 3 роки тому +134

    "Um, actually, the military jargon in this movie about sentient action figures is correct."
    "THIS is the hill you choose to die on?!"

    • @WaywardVector
      @WaywardVector 3 роки тому +3

      Hmm. This comment didn’t do so well. That’s alright, they can’t all be perfect.

  • @aztektheultimatewoman
    @aztektheultimatewoman 3 роки тому +224

    “If I was rolling around with this creature...”
    I legitimately thought he was referring to Shia LeBeouf for a sec.

    • @redgiant7747
      @redgiant7747 3 роки тому +15

      Either way the statement makes complete sense.

  • @DrRockso1987
    @DrRockso1987 3 роки тому +261

    "Everyone in Michael Bay movies always look very sweaty."
    Wow, I seriously can't unsee that now...

    • @TheWorldsBiggestFan89
      @TheWorldsBiggestFan89 3 роки тому +9

      Well Shia had to do three films in the same year, this, Surfs Up and that movie with Carrie Anne Moss.

    • @ninjanibba4259
      @ninjanibba4259 3 роки тому +5

      @@TheWorldsBiggestFan89 4, Eagle Eye

    • @alexbenavidez4500
      @alexbenavidez4500 3 роки тому +15

      Everything is also orange and teal
      Michael Bay took the colour filter of a generic action movie and just applied it to the entire film

    • @OutOfPocket-h9e
      @OutOfPocket-h9e 3 роки тому +1

      They used Dwayne Johnson's baby oil.

    • @braykusan3804
      @braykusan3804 3 роки тому

      I've always seen it
      it always bugged me

  • @lucafouracre8217
    @lucafouracre8217 3 роки тому +490

    Cosmonaut is one of the only youtubers that no matter the video, when he posts you know you're gonna have a good time.

    • @2kmichaeljordan438
      @2kmichaeljordan438 3 роки тому +5

      Bedbananas? Possibly CoryKenshin?

    • @SLAYEROFTHEBEAST555
      @SLAYEROFTHEBEAST555 3 роки тому +5

      Exept the last of us 2 vid that was shit

    • @TheShanicpower
      @TheShanicpower 3 роки тому +3

      @@SLAYEROFTHEBEAST555 Nah

    • @yowatchie
      @yowatchie 3 роки тому

      Except his Raimi Spider-Man and Last of Us 2 videos.

    • @2kmichaeljordan438
      @2kmichaeljordan438 3 роки тому +8

      @@yowatchie his opinions are just 2 points: 100% agreeable, or everyone fucking hates it

  • @luckysevens6852
    @luckysevens6852 3 роки тому +392

    "This scene looks like a car commercial!"
    Me: This movie is a commercial.

    • @Seasonedcello
      @Seasonedcello 3 роки тому +32

      And It did it’s job. I’ve always wanted a Camaro

    • @possyco9050
      @possyco9050 7 місяців тому +2

      @@Seasonedcello For a second I read this by accident as “I’ve always wanted to be a Camaro”

  • @ting280
    @ting280 3 роки тому +339

    "he likes the sheer irony of having something called a boombox on a plane" is pure underrated genius

  • @plcthelegacy4131
    @plcthelegacy4131 3 роки тому +161

    Even Amazon was like, "Brahs, trust me. You don't want to watch the second one."

  • @JamieTheEnby
    @JamieTheEnby 3 роки тому +437

    “Did you bring protection?”
    Sam:”yea”
    *optimus prime and bumblebees homies are just there*

    • @antonymilne1346
      @antonymilne1346 3 роки тому +16

      "You may get pregnant but there is not a single soul who will harm us out here."
      *random mugger gets absolutely demolished by Bumblebee
      "See"

    • @infinitespace2520
      @infinitespace2520 3 роки тому

      @@antonymilne1346 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ciremai303
    @ciremai303 Рік тому +47

    10:22 the helicopter being like 10 feet off the ground and the pilot being like "where'd he go guys I lost him" is too funny

  • @expojam1473
    @expojam1473 3 роки тому +342

    Regardless of what you think of this movie, the CG still holds up 13 years later 😉

    • @randomguy6679
      @randomguy6679 3 роки тому +38

      The CG holds up even better in The Lost World Jurassic Park, a movie that came out 24 years ago.

    • @masteroogway5142
      @masteroogway5142 3 роки тому +5

      There are no accidents...

    • @ksnjdiss7566
      @ksnjdiss7566 2 роки тому +28

      The Cgi is the only good think about these movies, and the robot fights

    • @leaffinite2001
      @leaffinite2001 2 роки тому

      To be fair even if it didnt i wouldnt notice since as soon as the transformers are on screen my eyes unfocus due to the sheer volume of bullshit theyre made up of

    • @iamnotthatguy7166
      @iamnotthatguy7166 2 роки тому +9

      It’s really solid mindless action, I don’t mind movies like these and I think they’re fun to watch on a flatscreen tv

  • @KCMMFB
    @KCMMFB 3 роки тому +211

    guys, you have to space out the zingers. i'm laughing so hard i don't even pay attention anymore

  • @agataswiniarska8930
    @agataswiniarska8930 3 роки тому +388

    His cat interrupting him to whine is so cute :)

    • @bruna8778
      @bruna8778 2 роки тому +23

      I watched that part like three times. His cat is amazing.

    • @agataswiniarska8930
      @agataswiniarska8930 2 роки тому +11

      @Ahmed malake 12:00 mrow

  • @mr.moviemafia
    @mr.moviemafia 3 роки тому +293

    “eBay...” - Optimus Prime, Transformers 2007

    • @Sophie_the_Sapphic
      @Sophie_the_Sapphic 3 роки тому +12

      "give me your face!" - Optimus Prime, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 2009

    • @rileykeough3879
      @rileykeough3879 3 роки тому +8

      Audjsgjspjx- Optimus prime after getting hit by the worm in dark of the moon 2012

    • @YTRingoster
      @YTRingoster 3 роки тому +6

      AREYOUUSERNAMELADIESMAN217??

    • @rileykeough3879
      @rileykeough3879 3 роки тому +4

      * sounds of a billion pixels turning into an Oreo truck* transformers age of extinction

    • @jeffsmethers3998
      @jeffsmethers3998 3 роки тому +4

      “I’ll burn you so bad you’ll wish you died as a child.” - Bumblebee 2017

  • @jonatassantos9220
    @jonatassantos9220 3 роки тому +54

    There is a style of Brazilian Music called "Megatron" and it is just a lot of transformer sound with a guy speaking some sex stuff. I think this information is important.

  • @jesuschrist9513
    @jesuschrist9513 3 роки тому +118

    This entire movie is a raging whirpool of Sam's anxiety. I don't think there's ever a point during the entire 120 minutes where you dont feel like you're about to go off the deep end

  • @movieblocks9164
    @movieblocks9164 3 роки тому +183

    Ok so the reason that the deceptions are called deceptions varies from timeline to timeline, but the strongest reason is that when Metatron and optimus joined together to revolt against the cybertronian government and their unjust caste system, who were enslaving the cybertronians, they were branded “decepticons” by the quintesons. And megatron and the rest of the revolutionaries adopted that name as a way of owning the meaning of the word. So technically optimus was a decepticon as well. Once optimus decided that megatron had gone too far he split and made the name “autobots”.
    Edit: there are also some continuities where the after Megatron already rose up against the cybertronian government, he was exposed to be after total control, so the exiled him and branded them deceptions.

    • @rizie7355
      @rizie7355 3 роки тому +16

      thanks for the info dude

    • @DaLatinKnight
      @DaLatinKnight 3 роки тому +17

      Damn time to read up on the Transformers expanded lore

    • @seoul08
      @seoul08 3 роки тому +4

      @@DaLatinKnight it’s much more than just the shit movies

    • @jimmnotjames5235
      @jimmnotjames5235 3 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @izukumidoriya8224
      @izukumidoriya8224 3 роки тому +2

      @@seoul08 the movies ain’t shit bro

  • @Breezyz
    @Breezyz 3 роки тому +799

    “What are we, some kinda Transformers?”

  • @euannobody
    @euannobody 3 роки тому +266

    "They're disgusting" - Proceeds to flick him across the street like a jelly bean on a tabletop

    • @sebastianborisjonas
      @sebastianborisjonas 3 роки тому +10

      Fun Fact that guy was Michael Bay

    • @Gaberaum
      @Gaberaum 3 роки тому +3

      ​@@sebastianborisjonas Plot twist: they used a sped up crane to actualy flick mike bay across the street like that and now he's unable to walk, all for the sake of making the movie.
      I'd say it was worth it :3

    • @sergiomendoza4850
      @sergiomendoza4850 3 роки тому

      One of the very few actually cool moments out of all of these movies. I’m pretty sure this first movie is only watchable because it’s the only movie in this franchise that Michael bay showed the most menial amount of restraint lol.

  • @JacksGameReviews
    @JacksGameReviews Рік тому +36

    6:44 is unironically one of the best moments ever on this channel
    His face just sums it all up

  • @acehealer4212
    @acehealer4212 3 роки тому +330

    Oh, shoot, Optimus really just went, “Eh, Bumblebee’s tough, he’ll survive the torture.” That’s so messed up.

    • @Lishadra
      @Lishadra 2 роки тому +32

      Yeah his character is uh. Not great! In these movies. Normally he’s a fun selfless dad guy but not here

    • @Attention..
      @Attention.. 2 роки тому +28

      @@Lishadra yeah he literally took his time in the original cartoon to play basketball with a kid who didn't have anyone to play with I think. Superman had a similar situation as this. Like for ex: Helping a elderly person cross a road

    • @callumrolston
      @callumrolston Рік тому

      @@Lishadra nah its great. You have to make sacrifices in war

    • @Lishadra
      @Lishadra Рік тому +1

      @@callumrolston Nah

  • @grand_max66
    @grand_max66 3 роки тому +74

    "We'll probably watch the next ones"
    Oh boy it's going to be pain until Bumblebee.
    This is going to be fun.

  • @damianramos1947
    @damianramos1947 3 роки тому +69

    "We are the clan of murder liars! We believe our cause is just!"

  • @ryuumenn
    @ryuumenn 3 роки тому +41

    Please all of the movies. I’m practically begging

  • @forsurematt9077
    @forsurematt9077 3 роки тому +91

    "I assume this is ur young people music, is this Linkin Park?" I'm fucking dead

  • @JaMeerWashington1616
    @JaMeerWashington1616 3 роки тому +72

    Michael bay characters look like they just got done playing in the NBA finals or the Super Bowl god damn

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 3 роки тому +5

      I still think Megan Fox looked sexier that way, lol.

  • @tivednagol9127
    @tivednagol9127 3 роки тому +295

    “Sleeping with the fishes, Megatron!” had me in stitches.

  • @hahafunnyman7608
    @hahafunnyman7608 3 роки тому +39

    My uncle served for the nation guard for 10 years i showed him how the generals talked and he confirmed everything they said was 100% accurate

  • @aguywithalotofopinions412
    @aguywithalotofopinions412 3 роки тому +74

    I read somewhere that Megatron’s enemies started calling his faction Decepticons as a way of propaganda and he just decided to own it

  • @rubberwoody
    @rubberwoody 3 роки тому +72

    Honestly. This movie is super rewatchable as a sort of "bling era" or "bush administration" time capsule

    • @Naz-xk6hq
      @Naz-xk6hq 3 роки тому +14

      You mean like a : so bad it's kind of good movie.

    • @k.-flynn
      @k.-flynn 3 роки тому

      Just what the people asked for!

    • @atomictoaster8013
      @atomictoaster8013 3 роки тому

      Galaxy brain comment

    • @ninjanibba4259
      @ninjanibba4259 3 роки тому +6

      @@Naz-xk6hq it's not bad at all, most people still love this film

    • @TheTubbyLumpkins
      @TheTubbyLumpkins 3 роки тому +1

      Also, Disturbia

  • @deltasceptile7805
    @deltasceptile7805 3 роки тому +58

    You skipped the best line! "I ate the whole plate. The WHOLE plate."

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 3 роки тому +1

      The whole plate?
      ua-cam.com/video/8_aA0unjDaY/v-deo.html

  • @Daniel22222
    @Daniel22222 2 роки тому +46

    I fell asleep during this video but I heard the whole video while going through sleep paralysis… shit was wild. Good video

  • @Odinsday
    @Odinsday 3 роки тому +60

    The FBI house break-in is still the best scene in the movie.

  • @ZeoffArcaneOfficial
    @ZeoffArcaneOfficial 3 роки тому +45

    No lie, "Decepticon" was the name of their caste. It's literally them going "It's OUR word now, you have no right using it."
    Then Optimus uses "D" word.

    • @guccifer764
      @guccifer764 3 роки тому +8

      Those dirty deceptions, moving into our nice neighborhood.

    • @tripledigit4835
      @tripledigit4835 3 роки тому +6

      @@guccifer764 hahahaha Jesus man, that’s dark like most of the Decepticon’s complexion

    • @TheFoolishSamurai
      @TheFoolishSamurai 3 роки тому +1

      Dirty sand decepticons

    • @malum9478
      @malum9478 3 роки тому +1

      @@guccifer764 i will never allow my pure autobot daughter date a fucking decepticon

  • @movieblocks9164
    @movieblocks9164 3 роки тому +187

    “I ate the whole plate. The whole plate.”

  • @NixFlix012
    @NixFlix012 3 роки тому +25

    13:08 in the aligned continuity the decepticons explain that the name was given to them by the autobots and that they used it to show that they took pride and their cause and didnt care what others thought about it even when they pinned them as baddies. Megatron started with good intentions but turned corrupt btw

  • @Aedpowell6490
    @Aedpowell6490 3 роки тому +34

    Fun Fact: "Battle Groups" is actual Military Jargon for a group of ships

    • @RikoZerame
      @RikoZerame 3 роки тому +11

      Based on their commentary afterward, it sounds like they heard "battle troops", which would be much dumber and much funnier.

    • @Aedpowell6490
      @Aedpowell6490 3 роки тому +1

      @@RikoZerame Yes I am a battle troop

  • @Dartowl1
    @Dartowl1 3 роки тому +320

    Do “transformers: the movie” next.

    • @ZackVc
      @ZackVc 3 роки тому +7

      Or bumblebee

    • @KingDodango
      @KingDodango 3 роки тому +9

      Do you mean "The Transformers: The Movie"?

    • @l0u13__3
      @l0u13__3 3 роки тому +2

      THE TRANSFORMERS : THE MOVIE
      1984

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 роки тому +1

      @Marc Woolward to be fair, he should actually do shrek forever after next anyway

    • @username-yc3bd
      @username-yc3bd 3 роки тому

      you got the tooouch

  • @Crash7039
    @Crash7039 3 роки тому +42

    Marcus having an actually decent optimus voice makes my day 😭

  • @MrTrees
    @MrTrees 3 роки тому +208

    This movie is my guilty pleasure and I don't care. Sometimes turning my brain off and seeing cool robots is okay.

    • @okayitsjustin3392
      @okayitsjustin3392 3 роки тому +27

      Dude respect for saying it

    • @NightShadeGame
      @NightShadeGame 3 роки тому +19

      The first one was the best

    • @hotshotpc
      @hotshotpc 3 роки тому +13

      Agreed. It’s very goofy and fun to make fun of, but I grew up with this series and love the movies.

    • @ShwingFlam
      @ShwingFlam Рік тому +1

      Yeah, theres alot of movies that many consider bad, but are my guilty easure, Amazing Spiderman 2, The Room, etc

  • @satyr_9
    @satyr_9 3 роки тому +105

    "Did-- did Bumblebee pee on John Turturro in that movie?"
    "No. No, that can't be right." I went back and watched the movie again, and I realized something:
    Bumblebee peed on John Turturro.

    • @GWalmott
      @GWalmott 3 роки тому +4

      Lindsay is everywhere

    • @malum9478
      @malum9478 3 роки тому +4

      @@GWalmott as she should

  • @zman8164
    @zman8164 3 роки тому +145

    I honestly did not expect you to watch any movies from this franchise.

    • @bleedingmasque.6193
      @bleedingmasque.6193 3 роки тому +5

      Making fun of bad movies. It's both fun and painful.

    • @izukumidoriya8224
      @izukumidoriya8224 3 роки тому

      @@bleedingmasque.6193 how are they bad? I bet u can’t prove it lmao

    • @bleedingmasque.6193
      @bleedingmasque.6193 3 роки тому +1

      @@izukumidoriya8224 Go ahead and tell me why they're good if you think so. You can't

    • @izukumidoriya8224
      @izukumidoriya8224 3 роки тому

      @@bleedingmasque.6193 ur the one who mentioned it so prove how

    • @izukumidoriya8224
      @izukumidoriya8224 3 роки тому

      @@bleedingmasque.6193 well....?

  • @perry4799
    @perry4799 3 роки тому +156

    The Fast and Furious franchise became everything Transformers wished it was.

    • @trey5747
      @trey5747 3 роки тому +8

      They litterlly have the same actors lmao

    • @86Fallowcp
      @86Fallowcp 3 роки тому +1

      Except both did great at a time?

    • @kingslayerx1716
      @kingslayerx1716 2 роки тому +3

      Transformers has 2 movies that made a billion

    • @Blue-Apple-fc9eo
      @Blue-Apple-fc9eo 2 роки тому

      @@86Fallowcp no, One of them is so bad that it’s good but the other one is just plain bad.

  • @Krystalqueen737
    @Krystalqueen737 2 роки тому +9

    Top ten most cinematic lines:
    1. “What’s crackin lil’ b*tches? This looks like a cool place to kick it.” - Jazz, the black transformer

  • @zachwiggins488
    @zachwiggins488 3 роки тому +47

    Just wanted to say that “Baja blasted” is a great joke.

  • @barrybusan1294
    @barrybusan1294 3 роки тому +50

    This movie is the definition of 'It was ok. Kind of dissapointing.'

  • @Wonderlandhype
    @Wonderlandhype 3 роки тому +43

    Next Cosmonaut Picture Show: All the Live-Action Power Rangers movies

    • @ericstorm6582
      @ericstorm6582 3 роки тому +1

      "Where's my autograph book!!" - Ivan Ooze, 1995
      The best line in that movie

  • @SteelRob21
    @SteelRob21 2 роки тому +19

    I don't usually burst in laughs, but "bumble bee just want people to fuck inside of him" broke me in half

  • @Liggilon
    @Liggilon 3 роки тому +238

    Finally, the boyfriend reveal

    • @AnalyticalMenace
      @AnalyticalMenace 3 роки тому +6

      I did *not* see this coming.

    • @danieljones4281
      @danieljones4281 3 роки тому

      @@AnalyticalMenace wait what

    • @lllightskindude
      @lllightskindude 3 роки тому

      No idiot he has a girl

    • @lululupoo
      @lululupoo 3 роки тому +5

      @@lllightskindude they broke up

    • @mrnobody153
      @mrnobody153 3 роки тому +1

      @@AnalyticalMenace hi, I'm new here. Just making sure, are these two straights?

  • @matthewrein2741
    @matthewrein2741 3 роки тому +34

    "Your car TRANSFORMED!"
    *rollllll credits!*

  • @peachposting
    @peachposting 3 роки тому +9

    All things considered, the CGI holds up so well in this movie. Pretty impressive for the time too

  • @AmeLilith
    @AmeLilith 3 роки тому +17

    Incidentally, there was an episode of Transformers Prime where Optimus lost his memory and Megatron took advantage of this by tricking him into thinking he's a Decepticon.
    And later Optimus is all "Um, why are we called DECEPTicons?" and Megatron tells him it's propaganda from the Autobots and now they've reclaimed the name because "If speaking the truth is deception, we are gladly guilty".
    Obviously he's lying, but in some continuities, that's more or less the canon reason behind the name, though it came from the Council rather than the Autobots.

  • @tlandergaming
    @tlandergaming 3 роки тому +32

    "My name is Optimus prime and you're watching toonami" lmao

  • @joeiorio9654
    @joeiorio9654 3 роки тому +36

    13:00 well a Star Wars group called “Fandom Menace” is happy with calling themselves that

  • @bikino6854
    @bikino6854 3 роки тому +15

    4:45 I like how that comment was so horrendous your friend took of his glasses

  • @SH-ui8xw
    @SH-ui8xw 3 роки тому +79

    I grew up in China where everyone loved these movies, it’s interesting to see an actual critical view on them

    • @dajokahbaby1506
      @dajokahbaby1506 3 роки тому +26

      Wow, now that REALLY explained the “cultural shift” in Transformers 4

    • @luminosity01
      @luminosity01 2 роки тому

      @@dajokahbaby1506 what

    • @whateverIFeelLike
      @whateverIFeelLike 2 роки тому +3

      @@luminosity01 you see, in Transformers 4 there was a ton of the movie in China

    • @iancruz6617
      @iancruz6617 Рік тому +3

      Mostly ppl stock in the 80's that like oh transformers do not look like blocky cubes ohh. They want them to look like Legos.

  • @ThatSamoanGuy
    @ThatSamoanGuy 3 роки тому +48

    "My Gorgonaut brothers are doing what we do best! They are hiding!"
    Oh wait, wrong movie

    • @danletko
      @danletko 3 роки тому +1

      Gorgonites watch the Gorgonaut Picture Show on Gorgonite UA-cam

  • @potat0441
    @potat0441 3 роки тому +61

    11:00 had me crying laughing. Never thought I could get an even funnier perspective on this movie... I was wrong