@@Enderman_2209 "Hello thank you for calling pentagon today. Can I have your order?" "I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda"
@@jaydriel2957 "... aaalright- and you said a large soda correct?" "yes please." "... okay- and what would you like for your petagonist order?" "to send in the battle troops to kill all the bad guys." "alright, any sides?" "An American flag. oh shit- also can you add buffalo sauce on the side as well?"
There’s actually at least one time that Transformers acknowledged the weirdness of the Decepticon’s name The cartoon Transformers Prime had an episode where Optimus was amnesiac and convinced by Megatron that the Decepticons were the good guys Eventually Optimus asks why the good guys would have such a malevolent sounding name Megatron claims that it was an insult used by the Autobots against them, and they decided to embrace the name Yes, I’m a nerd
John Cena's character brings it up in the Bumblebee movie. It's along the lines of "Can we really trust these guys? They call themselves 'Decepticons.' You know, like *deception* ."
I don't want to be "that guy," because I don't want to defend a Michael Bay movie, but the phone scene was actually based on a story from one of the extras from the military trainers. I'm... somewhat curious as to what would happen if we actually said that? (Don't do it, we accidentally dialed 911 once and they still had to send an officer out) ...*whispers wincing before she runs off* and they said "battle groups......" Which is correct terminology and I'M SORRY I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN! I'M SORRY!
14:12 - Judging by the distance traveled and acceleration in doing so I believe this man would've had severed limbs from Megatron's hand long before he reached the boot of the taxi.
@@user-ws3sl9xi7y That man is actually Michael Bay in a cameo CG shot, with his scream too. No I'm actually being serious. So does that mean he got "the boot?"
Fun fact: my dad was in this movie! He was the helicopter pilot that got shot down by Star scream when Sam was about to give the cube to the helicopter.
He cameos in all of his movies. Theres one where he plays a scientist and its so obvious because hes the only scientist thats jacked and has surfer hair.
It's weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my videos. Sometimes it is annoying. But right now it would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear fiego
Me in theater: Man, Jazz was my favorite character back in the day, he was so cool, I wonder how he'll be portrayed in-" *WHAT'S CRACKIN, LIL BITCHES* "...oh."
Not only that, but imagine going to third base _on top of one of the sentient robots_ while others are just right there, parked around you. There is no way that situation is hot for anyone involved.
Can I ask cause I don’t know much about transformers lore and your channel is dedicated to it. Is what Marcus said about the transformers being antifa soldiers true?
@@epicplayer6224 not in the slightest. The original cartoon was made in the 80s and the big thing that was happening was the cold war. So the story of transformers was very cold war itself. Two mega empires having a bit of a punch up and earth just happened to be stuck in it. It was very mujahideen, only instead of the cia working in secret the two empires are overtly in a dumb overly long conflict. In transformers animated the big thing going on in the world was the war on terror, small bands of vengeful rebels who lost their last big war and are now trying to topple civilization as we know it. With that the Autobots are actually the ones in charge, however with the patriot act and war crimes commited by the the leaders it's clear that the problems don't end when you beat the decepticons. So after the end of third season our heroes were going to have to end corruption within their own government!!!! Then it was cancelled Transformers prime: this one's simple. Fossil fuels ran out on Cybertron so the Autobots and decepticons are fighting for it on earth IDW: what has been going on in america the last decade? People attacking eachother and the government to get what they want. The pre war world of the idw comics is that there's an unfair cast system on Cybertron. Megatron sets out to stop it but goes power mad, and Optimus is 'the good cop'. The only commie there I see is Megatron RID: the war is over but there's a bunch of small prisoners who trying to rise the decepticon flag again. Meanwhile the cybertronian council is actually filled with decepticons who are trying to kill off all the Autobots and conquer Cybertron from within. I can't pin anything directly to that, but if I were: it's neo nazis. 2015 was when meme politics came to a head and it all became tumblr vs 4chan. Not to mention the corrupt council was a pretty late game reveal and could have been thought of after trump was in office. Anything I haven't yet mentioned just follows g1 broadly with not much variation. They maybe add a new mugffin Decepticons are commies Hope this was helpful
@@appelofdoom8211 Her “the Whole Plate” series is one of my favorites and pretty underrated. Another video I recommend is from ModernGurlz, where she talks about the shit Michael Bay put Megan through. His audition process for her was having to wash his car while he filmed her doing so. How she was labeled “difficult” and fired when she spoke out against him. And how she felt excluded by her female peers due to internalized misogyny and the reputation forced on her.
One canon reason for “deceptions” I’ve seen is that it was originally a political party on cybertron mocking the lies and deception that had befallen the government and pledging to fight it, thus “conning” the “deceptors”. Although I doubt we’ll ever see anything like that in a transformer movie at this rate lol
And in the rebooted IDW line, "Decepticon" was originally an insult against Megatron's party, the Ascenticons, by their opponents to say that they were liars. Then they took the name and proudly adopted it, with Megatron claiming the name now represents how they deceived their opponents into thinking they were weaker than they really were.
@@t__v That part was inspired by the story a Navy SEAL told to Bay where he was in the same situation in Grenada in 1983(it's in the Blue-Ray commentary). It's funny how the most accurate part of the movie is completely unrelated to everything else.
To be fair even if it didnt i wouldnt notice since as soon as the transformers are on screen my eyes unfocus due to the sheer volume of bullshit theyre made up of
There is a style of Brazilian Music called "Megatron" and it is just a lot of transformer sound with a guy speaking some sex stuff. I think this information is important.
This entire movie is a raging whirpool of Sam's anxiety. I don't think there's ever a point during the entire 120 minutes where you dont feel like you're about to go off the deep end
Ok so the reason that the deceptions are called deceptions varies from timeline to timeline, but the strongest reason is that when Metatron and optimus joined together to revolt against the cybertronian government and their unjust caste system, who were enslaving the cybertronians, they were branded “decepticons” by the quintesons. And megatron and the rest of the revolutionaries adopted that name as a way of owning the meaning of the word. So technically optimus was a decepticon as well. Once optimus decided that megatron had gone too far he split and made the name “autobots”. Edit: there are also some continuities where the after Megatron already rose up against the cybertronian government, he was exposed to be after total control, so the exiled him and branded them deceptions.
@@sebastianborisjonas Plot twist: they used a sped up crane to actualy flick mike bay across the street like that and now he's unable to walk, all for the sake of making the movie. I'd say it was worth it :3
One of the very few actually cool moments out of all of these movies. I’m pretty sure this first movie is only watchable because it’s the only movie in this franchise that Michael bay showed the most menial amount of restraint lol.
@@Lishadra yeah he literally took his time in the original cartoon to play basketball with a kid who didn't have anyone to play with I think. Superman had a similar situation as this. Like for ex: Helping a elderly person cross a road
No lie, "Decepticon" was the name of their caste. It's literally them going "It's OUR word now, you have no right using it." Then Optimus uses "D" word.
13:08 in the aligned continuity the decepticons explain that the name was given to them by the autobots and that they used it to show that they took pride and their cause and didnt care what others thought about it even when they pinned them as baddies. Megatron started with good intentions but turned corrupt btw
"Did-- did Bumblebee pee on John Turturro in that movie?" "No. No, that can't be right." I went back and watched the movie again, and I realized something: Bumblebee peed on John Turturro.
Incidentally, there was an episode of Transformers Prime where Optimus lost his memory and Megatron took advantage of this by tricking him into thinking he's a Decepticon. And later Optimus is all "Um, why are we called DECEPTicons?" and Megatron tells him it's propaganda from the Autobots and now they've reclaimed the name because "If speaking the truth is deception, we are gladly guilty". Obviously he's lying, but in some continuities, that's more or less the canon reason behind the name, though it came from the Council rather than the Autobots.
Inb4 someone corrects us on correct military jargon
I now know how to spell jargon
I’m just happy you finally did transformers
You said tummy now I hate you
Bonjour?
Bleep bloop I am a cube
The most unrealistic bit in this movie is the black guy screaming “shut up grandma” and living.
LMAOOO FR 😭😭
Yo deadass💀💀💀
She turned his ass in to the government
Dude, I would've gotten smacked with a belt for something like that.
Lol blacks
You got your protagonists,
your antagonists,
but most importantly,
your pentagonists.
"911, GIVE ME THE PENTAGONS"
@@Enderman_2209 "Hello thank you for calling pentagon today. Can I have your order?"
"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda"
@@immentallyhandicapped2903 and a cup on the side
@@Enderman_2209 I REQUIRE THE PENTAGONERS
@@jaydriel2957 "... aaalright- and you said a large soda correct?"
"yes please."
"... okay- and what would you like for your petagonist order?"
"to send in the battle troops to kill all the bad guys."
"alright, any sides?"
"An American flag. oh shit- also can you add buffalo sauce on the side as well?"
Can't believe you didn't point out that the only Autobot to die was Jazz. They even killed the black transformer.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was looking forward to that being put in when they pointed it out lol
Of course he was a Pontiac too :/
Oh my god🤣
Mudflap and Skids were based on Black stereotypes and they didn't die in the sequel.
There’s actually at least one time that Transformers acknowledged the weirdness of the Decepticon’s name
The cartoon Transformers Prime had an episode where Optimus was amnesiac and convinced by Megatron that the Decepticons were the good guys
Eventually Optimus asks why the good guys would have such a malevolent sounding name
Megatron claims that it was an insult used by the Autobots against them, and they decided to embrace the name
Yes, I’m a nerd
John Cena's character brings it up in the Bumblebee movie. It's along the lines of "Can we really trust these guys? They call themselves 'Decepticons.' You know, like *deception* ."
@@PaladinGuy John Cena was in that movie?
YO WAIT TRANSFORMERS PRIME? FLASHBACKS OMG
I remember that episode
I loved that
"911, GIVE ME THE PENTAGON!" is a quote I will definitely use moving forward.
We need more Battle Troops down here! NOW!
I don't want to be "that guy," because I don't want to defend a Michael Bay movie, but the phone scene was actually based on a story from one of the extras from the military trainers. I'm... somewhat curious as to what would happen if we actually said that? (Don't do it, we accidentally dialed 911 once and they still had to send an officer out)
...*whispers wincing before she runs off* and they said "battle groups......" Which is correct terminology and I'M SORRY I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN! I'M SORRY!
14:12 - Judging by the distance traveled and acceleration in doing so I believe this man would've had severed limbs from Megatron's hand long before he reached the boot of the taxi.
@@user-ws3sl9xi7y That man is actually Michael Bay in a cameo CG shot, with his scream too. No I'm actually being serious. So does that mean he got "the boot?"
@@wren7195 AAAAAA!🤣🤣 But wait you dead ass that's legit him?? All this time I thought was just another random extra.
Seeing picture show pop up in my notifications is like seeing water in the middle of a desert.
yes completely
dune meme?
same same. this just made my day
So true
yeah i know - after a month aswell
The ‘’He’s our bravest soldier because he can’t fucking talk’’ gag had me dying
The "What's the point?!" Ruined me
@@antonymilne1346I hope you feel better
Reminds me of that time when Soundwave was captured in Tfp
The fact that Amazon tries to recommend the third movie after watching the first movie - and completely skipping the second movie - is just too funny.
Tbf aside from the matrix and megatron getting revived the second film is pretty irrelevant
And maybe the opening scene
@@lonewolf9578 Also The Forest Battle, Sideswipe and Soundwave oh Starscream's tattoos.
@@TheWorldsBiggestFan89 Yea just ignored the second movie.
@@Blue-Apple-fc9eo Ignore the rest too while you're at it lmao
One of the only cool things in that movie is when devastator combines
Fun fact: my dad was in this movie! He was the helicopter pilot that got shot down by Star scream when Sam was about to give the cube to the helicopter.
I’m sorry for your loss. F
@@antisora13 bruh, lmao
RIP 🪦🌹
In loving memory of your father that was pilot #2
I'm really sorry "dorito me" killed your father
@@jimmnotjames5235 “I say that’s bad comedy”
“Bumblebee literally can’t tell them shit” that fucking killed me.
Bro same lol
Yo my stomach was fucking hurting from that shit💀💀💀
hilarious
I was drinking some tea and I had to spit that shit back into my cup because that line killed me plus the other guys reaction
11:01
“Bumblebee stop lubrucating the man”
Haha pp
pee = funny. This is the level of comedy you can expect from cinematic auteur Michael Bay
Pee
Laugh
That why I love transformers. Its such a mature film
Pp word, very funny, I’m crying
Ah yes, the classic transformers characters:
-Optimus Prime
-Bumblebee
-Megatron
-Jazz Transformers
-Smashmouth
-Sand Robot
-Dr. Fuck, PhD
-Skullfuck
Don’t forget Baja Blasted
Wait until they watch the later movies. There's literally a decepticon called mohawk.
you forgot girl
What about Mountain Dew bot?
Wait until they watch the later movies. Theres literally a decepticon called "Nitro Zeus"
"These shots look like car commercials!"
That's cuz Micheal Bay directed car commercials before he directed movies.
And the later movies look like commercials because of the amount of product placements
Wasn't he the one who directed the got milk commercial?
Thaaaaaaat explains a lot
@@theligerloverman yes, that's how he got his first big break
Wait really ??
11:08
"Let Bumblebee be tortured, he's a brave soldier."
"Bumblebee literally can't tell them shit, it does not matter" almost pissed my pants
“We don’t need to feel bad about it because we won’t be able to hear him screaming.”
jesus...
I was in class and he said that and I busted out laughing and everyone looked at me
🤣🤣🤣
i DIED
14:11 fun fact: the guy that gets flicked is Michael Bay himself. Dude had the balls to cameo in his own movie for two seconds to just fucking die
Hmmmmm... seems fitting that megatron said "disgusting"😂
He cameos in all of his movies. Theres one where he plays a scientist and its so obvious because hes the only scientist thats jacked and has surfer hair.
@@isaacbenzing5686 what movie is it?
@@bobbyshewan4229 Armageddon, 1998
The funniest thing in the movie and they were both disturbed what does that say about me
8:50 "What's cracking, little bitches?" I honestly thought they had inserted a meme there or something. Nope. That was part of the movie.
Even better is he'd on Earth for like hours
@@ClericOfPholtus And yet he act like any stereotypical black man in media.
other, inferior directors: let's touch up their make up before we shoot the next scene
michael bay, pointing to a microwave hallway: ok, get in
Dayum
Orange and greasy like KFC
@@broseph6877 Thats Rancid asf🤮
“Talk to little children that your bombing”
Fucking killed me
It's weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my videos. Sometimes it is annoying. But right now it would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear fiego
Yeah lets go to war!
*you're
i'm still laughing
@@AxxLAfriku why are you everywhere, Jesus Christ
Ahh yes, this is the perfect movie for Cosmonaut. So much commentary potential
Ayeeeee it's my guy JohnnyFlash
Fancy meeting you here
JohnnyFlash: *Comments on a Cosmonaut video*
Me, upon seeing the name: *Flashbacks to childhood*
GOOD SIR
Johnny, please finish the Nemesis Prime saga already :((
“This is smash mouth”
Not an inaccurate name for a decepticon
Yeah. Remember all those awful Decepticons from The Last Knight? Like Nitro Zeus and Mohawk?
@@cherrychocolate1434 My gosh they were just hasbro commercials
There's literally a Decepticon in the comics named Flamewar lmao, Transformers have some weird names.
@@CollinBuckman True
I can't wait for the new cartoon featuring the newest transformer, "Turd-Drift"!
“Should we save Bumblebee?”
“He literally cannot talk, what is the point”
Holy fuck
that part was hilarious
Then later in the film...
"Bumblebee fails at life. We must leave Bumblebee behind."
- Optiprimus, Optiprimus Searches For The Rubik's Cube
@@ryanm.8720 optipus
Guess that means fuck snake eyes
Me in theater: Man, Jazz was my favorite character back in the day, he was so cool, I wonder how he'll be portrayed in-"
*WHAT'S CRACKIN, LIL BITCHES*
"...oh."
You wanted nostalgia, but got racism instead.
You are so racist, OP.
Then Megatron unceremoniously rips him in half.
@@wenbluepirate3954 Optimus Prime ain't racist!
I KNEW something felt off when I first heard his lines.
“He loves the sheer irony of having something called a boom box on a plane”
Underrated joke
oh my god this joke literally FLEW over my head
Not really
Damn, imagine having "comfy" times with your gf while a bunch of sentient robots just sit nearby watching... probably silently judging your technique
*wheeze*
Not only that, but imagine going to third base _on top of one of the sentient robots_ while others are just right there, parked around you. There is no way that situation is hot for anyone involved.
maybe they into that kinky situation
@@muhammadtarunaaldiramadan248 ayo what did you say?!
WWWHAATTT I’VEE DOOOoneee
"The only real lead we have so far, is this sound."
Oh man, I love Daft Punk.
Unfortunately timed
*Aphex Twin
how did this already age bad
This movie is so much more orange than I remember.
So that’s Trump propaganda...
And don't forget the *wet*
@@Critical0811 And dirty.
_[ Laughs in mgs2 ]_
Donald trump: *pathetic*
Baja blasted is so fucking perfect how does he think of that on the spot
the only thing better is if the mtn dew bot said you about to get baja blasted
@@loganlapoint4632 Baja blast wasn’t a thing when this movie came out lmao
@@curlyfriboi655 ya we know where making jokes cause it sounds so good and funny
@@curlyfriboi655 Baja Blast came out three years before this movie. Why just say shit when you have no idea what you're talking about?
@@curlyfriboi655 yea it is... Baja Blast has been around for years before this movie came out...what are u even saying??
I also greet my friends by saying, “what’s crackin little bitches”
RIP Scatman Crothers
And people definitely sit down Like That
@@candy-coatedrose513 this looks like a cool place to kick it!
😂
*does a fucking backflip cause why the fuck not*
Ahhh they Bayverse, good memories!
You mean Micro Bay?
Can I ask cause I don’t know much about transformers lore and your channel is dedicated to it. Is what Marcus said about the transformers being antifa soldiers true?
@@epicplayer6224 well yeah it's mostly in the comics and TV shows
@@epicplayer6224 not in the slightest.
The original cartoon was made in the 80s and the big thing that was happening was the cold war. So the story of transformers was very cold war itself. Two mega empires having a bit of a punch up and earth just happened to be stuck in it. It was very mujahideen, only instead of the cia working in secret the two empires are overtly in a dumb overly long conflict.
In transformers animated the big thing going on in the world was the war on terror, small bands of vengeful rebels who lost their last big war and are now trying to topple civilization as we know it. With that the Autobots are actually the ones in charge, however with the patriot act and war crimes commited by the the leaders it's clear that the problems don't end when you beat the decepticons. So after the end of third season our heroes were going to have to end corruption within their own government!!!!
Then it was cancelled
Transformers prime: this one's simple. Fossil fuels ran out on Cybertron so the Autobots and decepticons are fighting for it on earth
IDW: what has been going on in america the last decade? People attacking eachother and the government to get what they want. The pre war world of the idw comics is that there's an unfair cast system on Cybertron. Megatron sets out to stop it but goes power mad, and Optimus is 'the good cop'. The only commie there I see is Megatron
RID: the war is over but there's a bunch of small prisoners who trying to rise the decepticon flag again. Meanwhile the cybertronian council is actually filled with decepticons who are trying to kill off all the Autobots and conquer Cybertron from within. I can't pin anything directly to that, but if I were: it's neo nazis. 2015 was when meme politics came to a head and it all became tumblr vs 4chan. Not to mention the corrupt council was a pretty late game reveal and could have been thought of after trump was in office.
Anything I haven't yet mentioned just follows g1 broadly with not much variation. They maybe add a new mugffin
Decepticons are commies
Hope this was helpful
And the BCU
Bay Cinematic universe
"Oh no, Baja Blasted!"
And then Marcus fucking died.
that was the best bit of the video
That part had me dying 🤣
Since no one else has commented on this, the opening with the two identical sweaters is gold.
“Bumblebee is a brave soldier, he can’t say physically say shit and they do not know this. We can use this to get out of dodge.”
Dodge? But Bumblebee's a Chevrolet!
@@slaughterround643 he was also a dodge in the fourth film
@@Two-Man-Production I thought he was a mustang
@@codered1132 we were both wrong
Wasn't bumblebee a camaro in all the movie's?
I never noticed how hilarious Megan Fox’s line delivery is.
And she's a better character than Labeouf's.
She’s a good actress too. I feel like Bay’s direction made her acting turn out worse
@@DeltaSpartan141 nah
@@maggie5990 for people that want to know more lindsay Ellis has a good video on the subject
@@appelofdoom8211 Her “the Whole Plate” series is one of my favorites and pretty underrated. Another video I recommend is from ModernGurlz, where she talks about the shit Michael Bay put Megan through. His audition process for her was having to wash his car while he filmed her doing so. How she was labeled “difficult” and fired when she spoke out against him. And how she felt excluded by her female peers due to internalized misogyny and the reputation forced on her.
You guys didn’t mention when his parents confront him his mom goes “why are you so SWEATY???”
“IM A CHILD MOM”
Or the whole "Sam's happy time" thing
@@elefth105 that's probably the least necessary thing I've ever seen in a movie
That scene was kinda funny imo
Broke: People thirsting after Megan Fox
Woke: Marcus grossed out by how sweaty she is
Marcus aint no simp for the Prettys
You can pretend if you think it makes you fit in better...that woman is beautiful
Bespoke: there's nothing on the engine for her to yank at like that with her bare hands
she’s beautiful but she looks so ✨greasy✨ in this
@@livispuzzled Simp?
One canon reason for “deceptions” I’ve seen is that it was originally a political party on cybertron mocking the lies and deception that had befallen the government and pledging to fight it, thus “conning” the “deceptors”.
Although I doubt we’ll ever see anything like that in a transformer movie at this rate lol
True. Transformers Prime did Megatron fuckin’ justice 10 fold
@@preds43 I'm pretty sure IDW comics went that route too.
@@preds43
Prime was cool, though part of me will always prefer Animated.
And in the rebooted IDW line, "Decepticon" was originally an insult against Megatron's party, the Ascenticons, by their opponents to say that they were liars. Then they took the name and proudly adopted it, with Megatron claiming the name now represents how they deceived their opponents into thinking they were weaker than they really were.
@@CollinBuckman Hmm, guess I'll have to get into IDW again.
everything the military said in this movie is correct
@@t__v That part was inspired by the story a Navy SEAL told to Bay where he was in the same situation in Grenada in 1983(it's in the Blue-Ray commentary). It's funny how the most accurate part of the movie is completely unrelated to everything else.
@@t__v PLEASE 😂 i’m screaming
oh yes
@@t__v Well, battlegroups are a thing, though I don't know if the term would be used in the movie's situation.
Super movie
"Surrender or you will be killed."
- Paramount Pictures, probably
The USA, probably.... most likely.
It wasn't even "or you will be killed" it was "or we will kill you" which is somehow so much funnier
“You are trespassing in a secure area. Surrender and die!”
@@thirdeye9698 "Wait what?!" "I-i mean Surrender *or* die! "....Ok.... *surrenders* We good" "Yeah *kills him* we good".
13:54 “Baja Blasted” combined with Marcus’s laugh is making me lose it
Same here 🤣
then get it back
I love this moment too much bro. Marcus's laugh is beyond gold to me
"Mmm...dorito."
"If only Mountain Dew bot was here."
Holy shit, my sides hurt after hearing that. LMAO
Stolen but oh well
That part literally killed me 🤣🤣🤣
ngl I nearly shat myself XD
"This movie is kind of racist"
"That's why we're watching this in Black History Month"
This movie is German
This movie is obnoxious
This movie is awesome!
@@BlackLivesMatter23 😐
@@codered1132 @Codered what? Whats wrong with me liking Transformers?
“Is this war jargon? Surrender or you will be killed”
Well that’s usually war works.
If it works it's not dumb.
If the military actually used terms like dakka I would sign up
Edit: let’s be honest though of all the wh40k factions America is the imperium of man
@@kilroy7506 time to sign up then
"Um, actually, the military jargon in this movie about sentient action figures is correct."
"THIS is the hill you choose to die on?!"
Hmm. This comment didn’t do so well. That’s alright, they can’t all be perfect.
“If I was rolling around with this creature...”
I legitimately thought he was referring to Shia LeBeouf for a sec.
Either way the statement makes complete sense.
"Everyone in Michael Bay movies always look very sweaty."
Wow, I seriously can't unsee that now...
Well Shia had to do three films in the same year, this, Surfs Up and that movie with Carrie Anne Moss.
@@TheWorldsBiggestFan89 4, Eagle Eye
Everything is also orange and teal
Michael Bay took the colour filter of a generic action movie and just applied it to the entire film
They used Dwayne Johnson's baby oil.
I've always seen it
it always bugged me
Cosmonaut is one of the only youtubers that no matter the video, when he posts you know you're gonna have a good time.
Bedbananas? Possibly CoryKenshin?
Exept the last of us 2 vid that was shit
@@SLAYEROFTHEBEAST555 Nah
Except his Raimi Spider-Man and Last of Us 2 videos.
@@yowatchie his opinions are just 2 points: 100% agreeable, or everyone fucking hates it
"This scene looks like a car commercial!"
Me: This movie is a commercial.
And It did it’s job. I’ve always wanted a Camaro
@@Seasonedcello For a second I read this by accident as “I’ve always wanted to be a Camaro”
"he likes the sheer irony of having something called a boombox on a plane" is pure underrated genius
Even Amazon was like, "Brahs, trust me. You don't want to watch the second one."
Even Amazon knew that 1 & 2 basicly the same movie, hence they skip to 3
Two was def way more racist.
You REAAAAAALLY don’t
“Did you bring protection?”
Sam:”yea”
*optimus prime and bumblebees homies are just there*
"You may get pregnant but there is not a single soul who will harm us out here."
*random mugger gets absolutely demolished by Bumblebee
"See"
@@antonymilne1346 🤣🤣🤣
10:22 the helicopter being like 10 feet off the ground and the pilot being like "where'd he go guys I lost him" is too funny
Regardless of what you think of this movie, the CG still holds up 13 years later 😉
The CG holds up even better in The Lost World Jurassic Park, a movie that came out 24 years ago.
There are no accidents...
The Cgi is the only good think about these movies, and the robot fights
To be fair even if it didnt i wouldnt notice since as soon as the transformers are on screen my eyes unfocus due to the sheer volume of bullshit theyre made up of
It’s really solid mindless action, I don’t mind movies like these and I think they’re fun to watch on a flatscreen tv
guys, you have to space out the zingers. i'm laughing so hard i don't even pay attention anymore
It’s just one after another
His cat interrupting him to whine is so cute :)
I watched that part like three times. His cat is amazing.
@Ahmed malake 12:00 mrow
“eBay...” - Optimus Prime, Transformers 2007
"give me your face!" - Optimus Prime, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 2009
Audjsgjspjx- Optimus prime after getting hit by the worm in dark of the moon 2012
AREYOUUSERNAMELADIESMAN217??
* sounds of a billion pixels turning into an Oreo truck* transformers age of extinction
“I’ll burn you so bad you’ll wish you died as a child.” - Bumblebee 2017
There is a style of Brazilian Music called "Megatron" and it is just a lot of transformer sound with a guy speaking some sex stuff. I think this information is important.
This entire movie is a raging whirpool of Sam's anxiety. I don't think there's ever a point during the entire 120 minutes where you dont feel like you're about to go off the deep end
Ok so the reason that the deceptions are called deceptions varies from timeline to timeline, but the strongest reason is that when Metatron and optimus joined together to revolt against the cybertronian government and their unjust caste system, who were enslaving the cybertronians, they were branded “decepticons” by the quintesons. And megatron and the rest of the revolutionaries adopted that name as a way of owning the meaning of the word. So technically optimus was a decepticon as well. Once optimus decided that megatron had gone too far he split and made the name “autobots”.
Edit: there are also some continuities where the after Megatron already rose up against the cybertronian government, he was exposed to be after total control, so the exiled him and branded them deceptions.
thanks for the info dude
Damn time to read up on the Transformers expanded lore
@@DaLatinKnight it’s much more than just the shit movies
Yes
@@seoul08 the movies ain’t shit bro
“What are we, some kinda Transformers?”
Yessir
HAZAH
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Here within a minute lol I saw transformers and immediately clicked on the video
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"They're disgusting" - Proceeds to flick him across the street like a jelly bean on a tabletop
Fun Fact that guy was Michael Bay
@@sebastianborisjonas Plot twist: they used a sped up crane to actualy flick mike bay across the street like that and now he's unable to walk, all for the sake of making the movie.
I'd say it was worth it :3
One of the very few actually cool moments out of all of these movies. I’m pretty sure this first movie is only watchable because it’s the only movie in this franchise that Michael bay showed the most menial amount of restraint lol.
6:44 is unironically one of the best moments ever on this channel
His face just sums it all up
Oh, shoot, Optimus really just went, “Eh, Bumblebee’s tough, he’ll survive the torture.” That’s so messed up.
Yeah his character is uh. Not great! In these movies. Normally he’s a fun selfless dad guy but not here
@@Lishadra yeah he literally took his time in the original cartoon to play basketball with a kid who didn't have anyone to play with I think. Superman had a similar situation as this. Like for ex: Helping a elderly person cross a road
@@Lishadra nah its great. You have to make sacrifices in war
@@callumrolston Nah
"We'll probably watch the next ones"
Oh boy it's going to be pain until Bumblebee.
This is going to be fun.
"We are the clan of murder liars! We believe our cause is just!"
Please all of the movies. I’m practically begging
"I assume this is ur young people music, is this Linkin Park?" I'm fucking dead
Michael bay characters look like they just got done playing in the NBA finals or the Super Bowl god damn
I still think Megan Fox looked sexier that way, lol.
“Sleeping with the fishes, Megatron!” had me in stitches.
My uncle served for the nation guard for 10 years i showed him how the generals talked and he confirmed everything they said was 100% accurate
I read somewhere that Megatron’s enemies started calling his faction Decepticons as a way of propaganda and he just decided to own it
Honestly. This movie is super rewatchable as a sort of "bling era" or "bush administration" time capsule
You mean like a : so bad it's kind of good movie.
Just what the people asked for!
Galaxy brain comment
@@Naz-xk6hq it's not bad at all, most people still love this film
Also, Disturbia
You skipped the best line! "I ate the whole plate. The WHOLE plate."
The whole plate?
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I fell asleep during this video but I heard the whole video while going through sleep paralysis… shit was wild. Good video
what was it like?
The FBI house break-in is still the best scene in the movie.
No lie, "Decepticon" was the name of their caste. It's literally them going "It's OUR word now, you have no right using it."
Then Optimus uses "D" word.
Those dirty deceptions, moving into our nice neighborhood.
@@guccifer764 hahahaha Jesus man, that’s dark like most of the Decepticon’s complexion
Dirty sand decepticons
@@guccifer764 i will never allow my pure autobot daughter date a fucking decepticon
“I ate the whole plate. The whole plate.”
*Lindsay Ellis has entered the chat*
*Axiom's End intensifies*
The whole plate?
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@@ryanm.8720 yes. The whole plate.
13:08 in the aligned continuity the decepticons explain that the name was given to them by the autobots and that they used it to show that they took pride and their cause and didnt care what others thought about it even when they pinned them as baddies. Megatron started with good intentions but turned corrupt btw
Fun Fact: "Battle Groups" is actual Military Jargon for a group of ships
Based on their commentary afterward, it sounds like they heard "battle troops", which would be much dumber and much funnier.
@@RikoZerame Yes I am a battle troop
Do “transformers: the movie” next.
Or bumblebee
Do you mean "The Transformers: The Movie"?
THE TRANSFORMERS : THE MOVIE
1984
@Marc Woolward to be fair, he should actually do shrek forever after next anyway
you got the tooouch
Marcus having an actually decent optimus voice makes my day 😭
This movie is my guilty pleasure and I don't care. Sometimes turning my brain off and seeing cool robots is okay.
Dude respect for saying it
The first one was the best
Agreed. It’s very goofy and fun to make fun of, but I grew up with this series and love the movies.
Yeah, theres alot of movies that many consider bad, but are my guilty easure, Amazing Spiderman 2, The Room, etc
"Did-- did Bumblebee pee on John Turturro in that movie?"
"No. No, that can't be right." I went back and watched the movie again, and I realized something:
Bumblebee peed on John Turturro.
Lindsay is everywhere
@@GWalmott as she should
I honestly did not expect you to watch any movies from this franchise.
Making fun of bad movies. It's both fun and painful.
@@bleedingmasque.6193 how are they bad? I bet u can’t prove it lmao
@@izukumidoriya8224 Go ahead and tell me why they're good if you think so. You can't
@@bleedingmasque.6193 ur the one who mentioned it so prove how
@@bleedingmasque.6193 well....?
The Fast and Furious franchise became everything Transformers wished it was.
They litterlly have the same actors lmao
Except both did great at a time?
Transformers has 2 movies that made a billion
@@86Fallowcp no, One of them is so bad that it’s good but the other one is just plain bad.
Top ten most cinematic lines:
1. “What’s crackin lil’ b*tches? This looks like a cool place to kick it.” - Jazz, the black transformer
Period
Just wanted to say that “Baja blasted” is a great joke.
This movie is the definition of 'It was ok. Kind of dissapointing.'
No that’s Godzilla (2014)
This was worse than ok
@@antisora13 how dare you
Next Cosmonaut Picture Show: All the Live-Action Power Rangers movies
"Where's my autograph book!!" - Ivan Ooze, 1995
The best line in that movie
I don't usually burst in laughs, but "bumble bee just want people to fuck inside of him" broke me in half
Finally, the boyfriend reveal
I did *not* see this coming.
@@AnalyticalMenace wait what
No idiot he has a girl
@@lllightskindude they broke up
@@AnalyticalMenace hi, I'm new here. Just making sure, are these two straights?
"Your car TRANSFORMED!"
*rollllll credits!*
All things considered, the CGI holds up so well in this movie. Pretty impressive for the time too
Incidentally, there was an episode of Transformers Prime where Optimus lost his memory and Megatron took advantage of this by tricking him into thinking he's a Decepticon.
And later Optimus is all "Um, why are we called DECEPTicons?" and Megatron tells him it's propaganda from the Autobots and now they've reclaimed the name because "If speaking the truth is deception, we are gladly guilty".
Obviously he's lying, but in some continuities, that's more or less the canon reason behind the name, though it came from the Council rather than the Autobots.
"My name is Optimus prime and you're watching toonami" lmao
13:00 well a Star Wars group called “Fandom Menace” is happy with calling themselves that
4:45 I like how that comment was so horrendous your friend took of his glasses
I grew up in China where everyone loved these movies, it’s interesting to see an actual critical view on them
Wow, now that REALLY explained the “cultural shift” in Transformers 4
@@dajokahbaby1506 what
@@luminosity01 you see, in Transformers 4 there was a ton of the movie in China
Mostly ppl stock in the 80's that like oh transformers do not look like blocky cubes ohh. They want them to look like Legos.
"My Gorgonaut brothers are doing what we do best! They are hiding!"
Oh wait, wrong movie
Gorgonites watch the Gorgonaut Picture Show on Gorgonite UA-cam
11:00 had me crying laughing. Never thought I could get an even funnier perspective on this movie... I was wrong