The Most Messed Up Transformers Movie
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In a franchise filled with absolutely batshit insane moments, Optimus publicly executing Sentinel with a shotgun while he begs for his life is certainly up there.
The wording of this comment has me cackling
I mean... Sentinel wasn’t gonna stop, he had several chances... bearing in mind Megatron had ripped his guts out already, so was already in pain.
But yeah, not the best idea in concept.
@@michaelm5542 Considering they're robots, the filmmakers could have just "deactivated" him or had him "power down" or something, but they made the active decision to show him kneeling and begging for his life as our hero, Optimus Prime, sets a shotgun against his head and blows his robo brains out. With robo blood effects.
I still can’t believe that Optimus Prime, the goodest of good guys, fucking ripped Megatron’s head and spine out of his body and then shot a man in the back of the head while he begged for his life.
@@alenor210 Not only that, he ripped Megatron's head and spine out of his body less than a minute after Megatron saved Optimus from being executed himself.
I'll always remember Optimus Prime as a kind, wise leader. Who executed a man, begging for his life, at point blank range with a shotgun.
He spent years with the U.S. military, they were bound to rub off on him
The begging old man who was just about to kill him while he was begging for mercy and was also responsible for the death of 13k people
@@loganbigmo Sentinel killed Optimus's men, human civilians and nearly killed Optimus himself. How does that make him wrong for killing a turncoat?
@@electricfeverx976 it's a *joke* it's pretty clear Optimus was justified it's just funny the absolutely unnecessarily brutal way he kills him.
My ftwo favourite Optimus Prime quotes from this movie:
"We will kill them all" and "You Die"
I still can’t get over the fact that Optimus Prime, a cartoon character made to sell toys to children, tore Megatron’s head off with an axe if it were God Of War, and then proceeded to blow Sentinel Prime’s head open with a shotgun as he was begging for mercy….
This franchise is wild
Prime went for the double tap let's not forget.
_"Well I'll be, a booby trap that actually catches boobies."_
_"There he is my little guy, he is so cute."_
_"Give me your face."_
*~Optimus*
To be fair these aren’t the cartoon versions of negation and sentinel they have murdered thousands and was bout to end life to human so I see Optimus as just cause he didn’t start out this brutal it was progression
"Wild" is a compliment this days, my good buddy.
@@mr.ballergaming7755 What is wrong with you? Do you not know what writing is?
The "We saved the city" joke absolutely describes *all* hero movies.
Marcus: How does this end?
Optimus: Time to find out.
😂
I mean they paid the price in AOE for that collateral damage
It’s more like “we saved the entire human race from being enslaved”
In this case is justified since for once it was the humans fault for believing the DECEPTICONS!!!!
"The problem is over!"
I forgot how insanely brutal this was. The amount of executions of robots begging for their lives is honestly fucking insane.
in the original cut, the racist twin robots get executed by firing squad too
wish they kept that
@@yurifairy2969 imsorrywat
Optimus was fackin right to kill sentinel prime, he literally brought sentinel back to life and sentinel repaid that by killing ironhide and killing thousands of people, so whats your point? He should have not killed sentinel even though he betrayed optimus???
@@albay543 correct. he should not have killed sentinel.
@@albay543 In a bastardized version of Optimus, which these movies are for the entire franchise lol
Its very weird how optimus always calls them a "peaceful race" when they were literally an isolationist slave state that was genociding the low class cybertronians.
Up there with Carbombya
Ccsnt believe they made trbansformer polfitical
so basically the british empire
IKR the plot of transformers is literally WAR.
Optimus is pretty much parroting Autobot propaganda.
i love how the entire second half of this video is just Marcus literally shaking in his seat with laughter while Dan stares with wide eyed disbelief at the movie’s bewildering series of events.
fun fact
optimus's voice actor was extremely reluctant to say "we'll kill them all", going as far to say "optimus wouldn't say that"
Fun fact: the scene where Megatron sits in the Lincoln Memorial is lifted straight from the original cartoon, except in the cartoon he just lifts Lincoln out of the chair whereas in the movie Megatron pulls a John Wilkes Booth
Ironically, like the assassin, he doesn't live much longer after desecrating Lincoln.
I bet as his head was ripped off, Megatron thought of his body as "Useless..."
Lol. Sorry, I was trying to be somewhat clever. I guess I was not.
@@cadethumann8605 another bit of irony is that megatron got shot in the head on the same side as lincoln
A few other plot elements are lifted from the cartoon - for example, the Autobots being exiled by rocket, then being thought to have been killed by the Decepticons was from Megatron's Master Plan (although in that episode, the intended method of killing was to program the rocket into the sun).
@@TokuWaffle the cartoon is of course smarter
@@tomgu2285 wouldn't say smarter, but it is better.
The funniest thing about Optimus point-blank executing seminal prime is that he doesn’t just hit him once, he goes in for a double tap. Man really wanted grandpa dead
Grandpa's racist jokes got out of hand.
He was still alive after the first 1. Notice he goes for a headshot the second time and you can see a big gash in sentinel's skull
Fascist always shoot to kill people deader.
@@mrpuss2519 “Why Optimus why? Why won’t you just say the N-word? You’ll be cool!!,!!!!”
No half measures
Big up the guy who had this reuploaded for months, we won’t forget
Fr, he was a warrior
I mentioned this video to a friend yesterday by talking about how crazy the War Crimes were in this movie and we were both surprised that "War Crime" wasn't just a Decepticon's name lmao
That’s be so fucking funny if that’s how Decepticons were named, just after abhorrent moral atrocities. Like ones called Ethnic Cleansing and the other is called Holocaust
Honestly, this is a good TF name. Lots of Transformers are just two cool names but together. (Ironhide, Blackout, Cliffjumper, Knockout, etc)
In the Transformers franchise as a whole all of the best characters have committed several pages worth of war crimes, especially in the comics.
That should be Flamewar's new name if Hasbro loses the copyright, lol.
"What if he's actually like really racist?"
It's funny you say that, actually, because in one of the tie-in comics for this movie right before he kills Ironhide (or after, I don't remember) he says something about how he never liked his "kind", since Ironhide was mentioned previously as essentially being a different sub-type of Cybertronian.
So in other words, yes, Sentinel Prime is racist.
Robo racism
@@sheena1521 “Clanker”
@@GatlingHawk nice Star Wars reference
hes racist because he shot the black transformer
Yeah but I mean there's also that one moment where he decides to enslave the entire human race to rebuild his own race in the movie so...
“This is like a little kid playing with his action figures” is the most accurate way to describe this movie ever
my husband calls it "explosions: the movie"
@@claire8317 ☝️yes, yes it is
If your playtime doesn’t have an elderly prisoner of war begging for his life right before being brutally executed, then what are you even playing?
@@TheGrimStride a post-geneva convention war
@@personafanatic4597 Uh, your husband might want to think of a more specific name since that description applies to basically *every* Michael Bay movie.
Transformers 3 is honestly the most violent PG-13 movie i can think of. There's so many deaths where it makes you question "how did this get pass the test screenings?"
Yes when I first watch this in 2011 I thought it should’ve been rated r. Even if they are robots lol
There’s even 2 f-bombs in the movie
Guardians of the Galaxy 3 just stepped in for the title
You can get away with the most violent shit imaginable if you make the things getting killed robots megatron getting an axe lodged into his face then having his head removed with his spine attached would bump the movies rating to 18+ if he were a human
Robot lives don't matter (In the eyes of media and entertainment)
And once again we watch Optimus Prime’s decent into sociopathy deepen as the stress of fighting a war for thousands of years that has cost him his home and countless comrades strips away his morality, forcing him to greater and greater acts of violence, compromising his capacity for mercy in an endless struggle against an enemy that threatens to push him beyond his limits and force him to abandon his morals in a desperate hope he will still be the lesser evil. In this episode we watch a crucial moment in his story as his mentor betrays everything he thought he believed in, challenging Optimus in a way no other foe ever could and cementing that there is indeed no way back from everything he has seen and experienced and that the struggle of Optimus Prime to retain himself in a world that only seeks to break him in mind body and spirit is far from over.
This is why he is my fav version, a PTSD stricken soldier
People who say this genuinely are giving the Bayformer writers way too much credit
That’s the joke
@@realwaifus5514 I know I’m just saying
@@mediadetective6104 ahh ok true true
I forgot how batshit insane this one was lmao. Seeing Marcus continuously lose his mind over the amount of executions in this was hilarious.
This movie is a damn fever dream
This is the funnest of the movies to watch cause it’s on nitrous the entire time
This movie starts at like a 5 or 6 and then the third act ramps it up to, like, 50 out of nowhere
Also the added blood
@@mr.cranker8086 I barely remember anything from this movie after the first hour, I don't remember Optimus brutally killing everyone but now it's hilarious.
I just adore how the most consistent reaction to Optimus murdering Sentinel in cold blood is uncontrollable laughter.
It's so fucked up there is justi no other possible reaction
It made me remember when RedLetterMedia made that video where Mike, Rich and Jay watched the first three Transformers simultaneously. The trio's reaction to that scene is glorious.
Honestly seems like an appropriate action against some fascist dictator who murdered millions and just tried to murder you.
I mean Sentinel Prime earned it
@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 Actually, Sentinel is ultimately right. he wants to go home. The humans are kinda racist and the Autobots are fascists :/
God this video is easily a 10/10, so many hilarious quotes:
“We’ve been democratically voted off the planet”
“There are no days off in Megatron’s regime”
The Decepticon being ripped apart like the demon from Smiling Friends
People’s clothes lying around like they were killed by Cell
Truly a classic.
best comment!
"I know who can help us my old boss he's just a little racist"
"What is this.... GHOUL"
“Soldier you are just good enough to be super spy!”
Fun fact: Original ending had Sentinel dying in combat, with Optimus and Megatron agreeing to a truce. The decepticons leave to rebuild, and autobots officially call earth their new home.
Seriously, it was even in the novelization. But I guess Optimus' bloodthirst was too incredible to be ignored
The novel got leaked, and they decided to change the ending at the last second
Nothing makes me happier than being able to wonder "is this the one where Optimus Prime executes someone begging for mercy"
There can be ONLY ONE!
Good thing the Geneva Conventions don’t exist in space, otherwise this movie would be a lot more fucked up
And then rips off megatrons head while he attempts to start peace talks
@@leonrussell9607 that is really funny actually
I've been trying to tell my friends for YEARS, this movie is one of the funniest films I've ever seen. I'll still never get over Optimus Prime, hero and role model for kids for decades, walking into frame and boldly proclaiming "We will kill them all" while pumping a shotgun.
Also I always tried to imagine how brutal these kills would look if they were humans, I'm glad Marcus picked up on that.
This is certainly one of the films ever made
G1 Prime is what he should be tbh, Bay Prime is a fucking Mortal Kombat character, lol
@@superxavxii421 I still love them both for who they are, it's fun seeing a childhood hero engaging in some ultraviolence now and again
@@superxavxii421 you mean the same Optimus who slaughtered every decepticon and went straight to kill megatron when autobot city was ransacked
I really wish we got to see the reaction to Optimus brass knuckles
I don't often laugh out loud whenever I'm alone; But Marcus saying "What is this.. GHOUL" took me tf out LMAO
BRO SAME
same XD
Marcus singlehandedly made 'ghoul' one of my favorite words of all time with his pronunciation of it. 😅
@@Crimson.Createsok
@@selinaw.9751ok
Sentinel: “All I wanted was for our species to live.”
Optimus: *You’ve seen Old Yeller right?*
I always love the speeches optimus prime gives at the end after brutally murdering the decepticons
They deserve it…they’d do the same to him 😂
Yeah like the other two movies ends with a long hopeful monologue and this one just fucking ends. Like the bad guys are death, the end. Now leave the theater.
Optimus: “We must stand as symbols of hope for this planet”
5 minutes earlier: * rips out someone’s spine *
Optimus Prime: “Peace and justice will always prevail. We must work towards building a better future, not just for ourselves, but for all who will follow in our footsteps.”
Also Optimus Prime: **fucking executes a defenseless non-combatant in cold blood**
Pure Giga Chad energy
Corporations expecting people to keep going to work while the population gets vaporized is the single most realistic part of this movie
Insert hobo Santa
Similar shit happened on 9/11. Some people didn’t leave the second tower after the first one got hit.
@@my9thaccount140 WHAT.
They were “essential” workers lol
@@Anthonyfpm20 I was working at Walmart RIGHT when Covid started happening. This feels too real. I stopped working for them a year ago.
If it helps to encourage you guys: while the transformers movies do get worse and worse, the later ones also get *less* racist.
Bumblebee's really good though
@@captainbrexit6730 Compared to this absolute trash? Maybe, but that is not a high bar to get over.
This is just a reflection of American societal norms, it has nothing to do with racism.
Wow that's a very low bar. It would've just been great if the toy movies weren't racist to begin with.
Who gives a shit about racism. The newer ones suck
"He's a warmongering car-man. I'm actually kinda interested now."
My favorite thing about this movie is when my friend's sister asked, 100% genuinely, if they had to rebuild the city after filming it. She was a full grown adult
Damn, your sister isn't too bright is she
What did you tell her?
Is she also your nephew?
Unfortunately there are a very large number of people who are truly dumb.
There's a channel called Fleccas Talks that occasionally goes out and asks people extremely basic questions. Granted it's only showing the wrong answers, but holy shit it's horrifying.
If you ever think you are stupid, just watch videos like that.
Funny thing is that in 2 movies we find out they didn’t and Chicago is basically Chernobyl now
I love the way Marcus laughs at the grotesque robot violence, like the movie really did make him go mad
Not just laughter. Full on hysterical laughter
Optimus in G1: *Hesitates in killing a Decepticon pleading for their life, as he values lives of even enemies to a degree*
Optimus in Bayformers: *executes a pleading Decepticon without hesitation*
And that’s why I’d rather follow bayverse prime
Sentinel was too dangerous to be left alive. He deserved to perish after causing the deaths of thousands of innocent people in Chicago and not to mention he brutally murdered Ironhide.
@@kingslayerx1716 Behold, Kingslayerx17: The Lord-of-edge.
@@exquisitecorpse__ a leader who is willing to kill is much better than a leader who isn’t
But Sentinel Prime is an Autobot
Marcus: "How is this going to end?"
Optimis: "Time to find out."
Those two clips fit perfectly together!
sam's mom's delivery of "it reminds me of bumblebee... if bumblebee were a sad piece of shit" is genuinely funny
Hot take: Sam's Mom is actually pretty funny in a ironic way through out all the movies she's in
Kinda sums up the whole series.
That's cause Julie White is a great comedic actor and is doing the best she can with the dredge bay writes for her
I wouldn't be surprised if she improv'd that
@@TheGabrielryuI like your profile pic. Great game.
@@TheGabrielryualso want to add, Sam’s mom > Charlie’s mom in terms of humour
"They voted for Optimus to leave, and he did."
Now I'm imagining Optimus standing on the launch pad yelling, "This is democracy manifest!"
"Get your hand off my Penis."
- Michael Bay Optimus Prime
"get your hand off my rocket!"
@@pcrana1 "What is the charge? Eating some steel? Some succulent, low-background steel!?!"
@@robertborland5083 Your comment has brought me to literal tears. My sides are aching imagining that line in Optimus' booming bassy voice
"Ta ta, and farewell - ", as the Decepticons shoot down the shuttle.
the worst part is the the CGI in these movies actually looks really good compared to current marvel VFX
Yeah, TF movies always looks great with their CGI. It's always the story and character designs that fall flat on their face.
Its not like theyre making 10 transformers projects a year
Must be the military propaganda money
Actually as i think about it thats probably largely because marvel keeps trying to put cgi on ppl, while these movies use the cgi almost exclusively to create entirely cg robots that only ever look like robots or like, inanimate objects. Its gotta be way harder to make convincing cgi nanobot armor or whatever
@@leaffinite3828 Very true, and whenever CGI is layered over people in these movies it looks a lot worse so I guess they just chose to avoid that as much as possible
i love how by the end cosmo is laughing so hard he looks and sounds like he cant control his movements and the laughters taken over him entirely
Transformers: Dark of the Moon a movie that's fun for the whole family! Only the most wholesome examples of murdering POWs, ripping enemy combatants limb from limb, and executing old people in the streets. Remember its all ok because they're just silly robots
Ahahahahah
I'm fairly certain the robot at 6:25 would freak some kids out though
Gotta love the fascist Autobot regime, killing those who desperately fight for freedom, those who have surrendered and tried to negotiate.
Compared to the IDW comic run, yeah this is tame. In IDW they had mass genocides, torture, cannibalism, and that's being done on both sides. Also the war started in the film more or less the sameway in the comic, with Megatron being a miner turned philosopher and gladiator leading the oppressed Cybertronians to rise against their high council, who were being protected by the Autobots.
@@electricfeverx976 God I wish Michael Bay had the balls (or the writing chops) to make Megatron that based.
It’s honestly kinda sad how badly the movie turned out, the original draft actually leaked a few years back and had things like Megatron actually talking with Optimus about how far they had both fallen before teaming up with with him to try and save both planets. It’s a shame we’ll never get to see how that story panned out.
I mean, the movies *are* being rebooted (starting with the Bumblebee movie), if the people behind the movies smart enough and caring enough, we may actually see something like that!
This was a actual good movie
Didn't the Decepticon faction originate from transformers who wanted to abolish an oppressive caste system that put the value of a life on the usefulness of their alternate form? I mean ok the conquering thing is bad but casteism is fucked up broh I wouldn't be rooting for the Autoboys too easily
@@RealestKinga that’s how it was in the IDW continuity, things are a lot more vague in the bayverse.
@@JimBobJoeB0b That movie was awsome, using more orginal designs and had a first scene straight out of war for cybertron.
The hilarious part is that every time he said "Is that John Malkovich?!" The character _did_ slightly resemble John Malkovich
Shout out to the dude that had a re-upload posted whilst Marcus fought hard to get this re-published
honestly the decipticons for most of this movie are just fuckin… having a time. like they’re destroying cities, killing people, yelling on rooftops, just absolutely goin’ wild. good on them.
Decepticon white girl wednesday
@@dandylionwine how dare you be funnier than me in my replies i hope you have a mildly uncomfortable conversation with a stranger
Acting like actual alien overlords.
They're having a silly goofy time 🥰
They are committing a minor amount of tomfoolery
The scene of Optimus quietly picking up a gun while the old robot begs for his life unaware and Marcus’ reaction has me losing my mind
Marcus' reaction was what officially got me man!🤣
Ok
@@jwrootok
13:57 I love how they both acknowledged that this guy looked like the Predator.
Fun fact: it's name is crankcase.
I had to Google that.
23:30 “optimus is stuck in the web” had me dying laughing for a good five minutes straight
Optimus was really out there like " we did it Patrick! We saved the city!" As like three buildings collapse behind him
To be fair they saved the world all for the price of Chicago.
Like he's made so many people homeless
@@alexanderguerrero347 I say that's a good trade :P
@@Master10k2 Chicagoans just minding their day: this is the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals.
Thanks Optimus for making our crime rate go up by 5% by including cybertronian war crimes
@@alexanderguerrero347 that’s a steal if you ask me
The “They killed Geppetto” had me on the ground wheezing.
"This movie thinks it's Sicario" is another good line
Sam Witwicky went from hating being a loser in the first movie, to resenting the attention Bumblebee brought him in the sequel, to then hating that his previous involvement in saving the world didnt translate to job offers in this one. Its like an anti-arc
It’s no heroes path(or journey) more like a hero pit fall
22:49
This is Bayhem, compared to the other movies this is the most Bayoss we've seen
*That's* better.👌🏻
In this one movie you have:
1) An entire city getting destroyed and its civilians massacred.
2) Robots getting publicly executed by firing squads.
3) Robots dying violent deaths, like getting their heads blown off from bombs in their eyes, getting torn limb by limb etc.
4) Optimus just decapitating Megatron and then domes Sentinel twice in the head as he begs for his life.
Based
Mind you that the entire city gets demolished over the course of like 6 quick cuts. Like half of the movie is this akward expositional slog and then before turning into its own trailer for a minute and the entire city of chicago is leveled lmao.
The OG ending was Optimus Prime making a truce with Megatron and they helped re-construct Cybertron.
Lowkey sounds like a better ending
He doesn’t just decapitate Megatron; he violently digs an axe under his chin and uses that to rip his head off vertically. Like, holy fuck.
@@_somerandomguyontheinternet_ Along with his spine.
glad to see them watching another movie knowing how much they truly love this series
If they don’t do all of them riots shall be had
Same, you have no idea how long I’ve been waiting for another Transformers CVH
the last two movies are fucking miserable
@@yurifairy2969 so are the first two
@@bryansantos814 i think thats what the meant by "the last 2"
I love that Marcus calls Epps “Roman” in these videos, literally might as well be the exact same character. Same universe. Vroom vroom shooty boom.
I wish Epps did do car fu, Lennox gets to do his stunt on the bike in the first movie
if the transformers movies taught me anything it was that killing prisoners of war is the right thing to do.
It's the most practical thing to do, honestly, they are just another mouth to feed.
Marcus losing it at Optimus shotgunning the bad guy to death is everything.
The zoom on Optimus grabbing the shotty at 26:29 kills me every time I see it.
What's funny about the ending of this film is that apparently it wsnt the original ending.
The novelization, which is based on the script at the time, ends it with Optimus only killing Sentinel, and not only he is more conflicted about it, but him and Megatron even decide to end the war with a truce because they are both just done with the fighting.
There is even a little jab at the usual characterization of Optimus when he goes "unlike you, I wont kill someone who is looking for peace" when Megatron tries to goad Optimus to try killing him for a moment.
Why couldn’t we have that movie?!
@@frozenlizard3370 yeah I would've liked that too
@@frozenlizard3370 I wish.
@@frozenlizard3370 The Novel ending was accidentally leaked, so Michael Bay and the crew scrapped for the ending we got in the movie
@@glendian that happens way too often.
OMG IT'S BACK
"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings," Optimus from the cartoons and comics
"We will kill them all," Optimus in Bayformers
26:33 Holy shit, Sentinel's lips actually quiver after hearing Optimus' one-liner
"NO OPTIMUS!" was so funny and Marcus's reaction had me violently laughing and crying at the same time. Everyone is just a psychotic murderer
Same 😭🤣
I don't know why, but everyone in the Transformers films slowly devolves over the course of the series into a bunch of violent psychopaths, and I think this film was the tipping point. It's such a weird trend for a franchise to take, especially for fucking _Transformers._
@@halfmettlealchemist8076 I think the specific moment is when Optimus Prime shows up and says "We'll kill them all" as the Autobots pull a decepticon apart.
@@bizuko2307 That moment was such a fucking fever dream to witness
Violently laughing and crying? From that? Man I’d kill to feel such EXTREME emotions from something so… unremarkable like you’re able to
11:41 "it's the chicken from Moana!"
poor Alan Tudyk. I love him so much, and he keeps ending up in stuff like this.
I just wanna say something about the "People still at work" bit. It would be kinda hard to walk outside while robots are literally slaughtering anyone who is unfortunate enough to be on the streets.
Marcus dying of laughter in the end was genuinely the most funniest thing I've experienced in a while
The zoom in on Optimus picking up the shotgun sent me 😂
Truly the best part of my day😂
Watching Optimus blow Sentinels brains out while he's begging for his life always make me laugh hysterically. It's so ridiculously out of character compared to other incarnations of him,Micheal Bay turned him into a remorseless sociopath and I love it.
Same with Megatrons line before "what would you be without me" had me so ready for like an optimus/Megatron fighting together scene but then optimus just slices him in half lol
My favorite part is when he's fighting Megatron, Starscream, and Grindor in the forest and he yells at the top of his freaking robot lungs: "I'LL KILL YOU ALL!"
That's definitely the Optimus I remember from the cybertron cartoon I grew up with lmfao
@@SeviathTheHumanDrago that scene lowkey went hard lmao. Wasn't it " I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON" though?
@@doemdirty2061 it was, only in the fourth one did he really start saying it.
@@doemdirty2061 Yep, my mistake. There's another instance where he shouts what I said but its against a horde of decepticons. I think it's the fourth movie when they retrieve the dinobots for the China battle now that I'm thinking about it.
I love the visceral reaction Marcus has to the movie, not knowing what to do with his hands as he laughs.
The bit with the robots tearing that one apart with the smiling friends cut in actually made me choke on my food
Fun fact, Laser beak is an actual Decepticon that acts as Soundwave's pet/friend. He is extremally loyal and acts more like a bird and doesn't talk in the original series.
There’s also his golden brother Buzzsaw
Another fun fact, in the OG marvel comics, Laser Beak once ran the whole Decepticons after a power play for leadership.
then started the car wash of doom.
Laserbeak is terrifying in this movie, but cute in the cartoon lol.
@@mrprogamer96109 That was actually Ratbat, another casset-bot.
@@ltb1345 No, Buzzsaw is a genuine golden version of Laserbeak. He's just so unknown. I literally only found out about his existence through Transformers Devastation
Fun fact originally this movie was going to end with a truce between optimus and Megatron and Megatron would go back to cybertron to try to rebuild it but that ending got changed because a listing for the comic adaptation spoiled it months in advance
That sucks man that ending would have been dope
Cybertron was destroyed
24:03
I love the delivery of the joke "I'm so fucking sick of this guy," the banter over that scene cracks me up!
Seeing Sam calling bumblebee collector's item and then freaking out and screaming at the cops is definitely one of the greatest things I've ever seen in a movie
How could another transformers film on picture show go wrong? Also lit seeing the new setup.
Fun Fact: This is Leonard Nimoy’s second transformers movie he’s in. He played Galvatron in the 1986 animated movie.
That's awesome, that man was a gift to the universe
i wish he could've played Galvatron in the bumblebeeverse...
He's also Michael Bay's cousin (though marriage)
let’s see how long this video lasts until Big Papa Paramount executes it
again
Optimus: "We will kill them all."
Interesting enough, that was one of the lines Peter Cullen hated saying as Optimus.
My favourite part of this whole movie is that Megatron saves Optimus who was absolutely gonna die by Sentinel's hands (who is the one essentially instigating everything that's happened during this movie) and then says we need to call for a truce and end the war and Optimus just says nah and proceeds to decapitate him like he's in Mortal goddamn Kombat.
And what´s worse, an intact Megatron which would totally be at least an average fighter.
To be fair, this is Megatron we’re talking about. Even I would take the chance to get rid of him once and for all
Honestly Megatron isn't that redeemable to begin with.
Megatron literally says "this is my planet" as he beats up Sentinel. There's no way he was going to leave humanity and the Autobots alone after he made the truce with Optimus. He did in the other ending, but I'm pretty sure it had him doing other stuff that made him seem more redeemable.
The transformers fandom as a whole has just accepted these movies are over the top hilarious garbage so it’s nice to know no one is getting offended by these videos
Yeah because it's amazing and I love it
@@fupoflapo2386 Why do you have that profile picture?
@@Blue-Apple-fc9eo why not. It's great wouldn't you agree?
@@fupoflapo2386 Sure.
Dark of the moon and the first one isn’t garbage
AM I DREAMING OR IS THIS VIDEO FINALLY BACK UP???
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The "NO, OPTIMUS!" will never fail to make me giggle like a little kid
14:22 he is actually, in the DOTM comic adaptation, Sentinel remarks that he "never really liked (Ironhide's) kind". In the movie's prequel comic, it's explained that Ironhide was a "Thetacon", a kind of tribal Cybertronian.
You mean "robot Aussies"
So he's robot racist
Robot racism is crazy 💀💀💀
Those comics do a way better job at telling the story than these movies.
@@HeliosThor64 So true
I love how they don’t point out how the so called hero immediately murdered the one who saved his life. It’s hilarious.
Most transformer fans gloss over that too. It took me a while to realize it to honestly.
“So called hero murdered the one who saved his life” yeah. The “so called hero” who saved earth 5 fucking times because the “one who saved his life” tried to destroy it 5 fucking times.
@@kingslayerx1716 for all he knows megaton has a change of heart and decided to be a good guy.
@@trev9168 he’s been fighting a war for millions of years I’m sure he knows Megatron for who he really is.
The Decepticons also literally are just trying to go home. After a millennia long uphill battle against fascists, saving his old friend and betrayer, Megatron just gets his head pulled out by him.
Congrats on winning the Paramount war!
ONE PIECE MENTIONED, LET'S GOOOO!!!!
I was THIS CLOSE to walking out of the theater during Shai's meltdown scene. I was kinda glad I stayed though cause the battle in Chicago was dope. Wild movies man.
What? That scene had my entire theater laughing
Dude that scene was peak comedy, what are you talking about?
@@ltb1345 How? A full grown man screaming and throwing a literal temper tantrum like a legit man baby isn't peak comedy to me. It's not even comedy at all. Somebody needed to take out back behind the shed and bend him over their knee and make sure he never behave like that again. What are YOU talking about?
@@kingslayerx1716 The theater I saw it in was packed and literally no one was laughing.
I just realized at 10:27, that was genuine anger Shia LaBeouf was letting out at that moment for all the agony that he’s had to go through making these movies😂
Passing the torch to Mark Walhberg.
Optimus in literally any other version:
"We are a peacefull race , but we will fight if we must."
Bayverse Optimus:
"Your free trial on life has expired."
Actually it’s the same idea. It’s a planet invasion he’s going up against. When has that ever not been brutal? The avengers were justified after raiding thanos’ home after the infinity war ended, just to then decapitate a defenseless and wounded thanos right on the spot. You can complain about war crimes all you want, but when talking about a planet invasion, that stuff is irrelevant. Also, tactically speaking, Optimus has admitted that his autobots were “overmatched and outnumbered”. The fact that the decepticons themselves also commit “war crimes”, the autobots should might as well give up at that point because there is no cartoon speech Optimus can give to win the war
@@markibash2689 I don't think the autobots needed to decapitate one of their species limb from limb to kill him
*”We will kill them all.”*
“Freedom is the right of all sentient beings…. that I deem worth of it”
After millions of years pf fighting i would do that to my enemy too
They got it back on the channel
I recently found out that the scene with Megatron sitting on Lincoln's chair is actually pulled straight from the cartoon. Indeed cold!
"He says that they're a peaceful race; I don't believe that from anyone with built-in guns in their biology."
It's implied in Transformers Prime that their weapons aren't built-in, but installed. The Seson 1 finale starts a 3-episode series where Optimus loses his memory as leader of the Autobots, and is manipulated by Megatron to become a Decepticon. Eventually, he realized they're full of shit, and when Vehicons (Depticon cannon fodder) start kicking the shit out of him, he accidently pulls out his guns and goes, "I'm... armed?"
Though considering this is a Bay film, they probably are built-in in the movies.
Edit: I love these replies, especially the ones pointing out that this "peaceful race" does infact come out of the womb guns blazing in the movies.
Well, he wasn't manipulated... Orion Pax WAS a Decepticon back when Megatron fought for the freedom of slaves and didn't do purple space drugs.
Edit: That's why Knockout says "Welcome back to the winning team" implying his return. not to mention it's explicitly stated in the comics.
@@DestroyerApollyon Decepticon faction was fully formed AFTER Megatron and Optimus parted ways.
Plus transformers prime has little to nothing to do with the transformers film franchise even it’s worst episodes are much better that boyformers
@@michaelnally2841 TF Prime was the first in the line of new continuities which all followed the same origin of the war that even Bayformers did. That being the fact that it started with a revolutionary miner turned gladiator naming himself after the fallen Prime Megatronus. Bayformers has its own comic series exclusively for it, which expands on the universe, like how Megatron used to be a very reasonable and peace loving bot and his eventual descent to madness.
@@electricfeverx976 I know I watched it but I mean in terms of continuity outside of some design choices the backstory, and some of the same voice actors it has almost no connections to bay formers and it tells its story much better, and had Optimus and Megatron arguably at their best.
6:17 Thanks for pointing this out! He's a background character in so much stuff. One show that I saw him in was Chuck, and he actually got a speaking role in the finale lol.
What’s his name?
I’ve always noticed this guy in stuff too and he’s always been “That background kid in Spiderman!” Glad to know I’m not alone 😅
They did that Super Bowl ad with him too.
I’ve noticed him on Nickelodeon shows, Spider-Man, and this movie. I remember thinking why is he in all of these movies? And he always got like a shot all to himself or that he was a very primary focus on
Chuck 🥺
Glad to see you got this one back up! One of my fave variety hours!
Don't know when this came back up, but glad to see it.
19:30 it's unsettling how realistically morbid this moment is portrayed in a movie about talking space cars
The combination of the Vsfx and the mixture of apathy and panic from the civilians made this a weirdly "real" scene for Micheal Bay
and I still wonder... why? They won, the Autobits were voted off planet and the world was handing itself over to the Decpticons. So... why invade Chicago?
what is? a spaceship destroying a building? wrong time stamp?
@@droplemmy Loki: I have an army
Megatron: We have a driller.
@@Zap_Master99 The Primes: We have laws!
Megatron: We convinced your air force to join us.
My favorite part of Transformers: Dark of the Moon is when Optimus kills the Decepticon helping him, and then double-taps a begging old man with a shotgun.
He hates Megatron and does it because Megatron wants a truce not peace. He wants to fight later on and kill others in the process. In the second movie when Megatron wants to sacrifice Sam for the matrix. Megatron says what’s one life for our people. Optimus calls him out on his shit and says you’ll never stop at one and knows Megatron is dangerous. That’s why he kills him when he can. He knows he’s full of shit. He kills Sentinel for betraying him and killing ironhide
He watched zombie land . Always double tap
@@alexanderguerrero347 ah yes, revenge. truly the best reason to murder your prisoners of war. there's a BIG difference between stopping the bad guy, and fucking executing him in cold blood.
It's finally back!
21:04 - "I love the clothes. It's like they were killed by Cell" LMFAO!!!
"They can't re-build without a slave labour force"
- Shows Cybertron re-building itself automatically
- Shows the Decepticons massacring people in Chicago for no reason
- Not a single scene of the Decepticons actually capturing humans to be used as slaves
- What re-building would humans even do on Cybertron? Can humans even survive on it? It doesn't look like it has an atmosphere.
14:22 “what if he’s really racist”
Sentinel: shoots the black bot first
In the novelisation (I believe), Sentinel says something along the lines of "I never liked their kind" after shooting Ironhide. This is in reference to how Ironhide, in these movies, was a part of a race of more tribal/primitive Cybertronians. So yeah, Sentinel is a space racist.
@@matt-ct8vw so you telling me they have the bot colored black be a “tribal one” smh 😤
He kills Skids and Mudflap in the original script.
@@Zap_Master99 so he´s attacking the mentally handicap?
@@Pkagoo he isn't black colored in the comics, I believe, he's red in every other piece of media except Bayformers
I’ve said it before, but Dark of the Moon is a guilty pleasure movie for me. It’s a C+ movie for me. The first half is absolutely awful, but once the freeway chase scene happens, I thoroughly enjoy the chaos from there on out.
The second half in Chicago was super hyped. The human stuff with Sam was mostly the letdown
It looks like the writers just wanted to have fun, so he just started writing whatever.
Tbh I’m fine with most of the first half
I’d say more like a B on regular movie standards but in terms of entertainment it’s like an A
I’d bump it to a B. It’s like the perfect popcorn film
The commentary on the "Car Death" almost made me choke on my water. You guys are so funny!
I distinctly recall that it was shortly after this movie that I stumbled across someone's insane 100 page treatise on how Megatron is secretly the hero of these films and the Autobots are the real bad guys. Just goin HARD into film analysis, philosophy, and meticulous scene breakdowns. And thing that stuck with me the most about it... is that the author literally didn't need 99 of those pages to convince me.
But he just isn’t?
@@kingslayerx1716 Say what you will about Megatron's cartoon villain behavior, there's no denying that all these films are blatantly jingoistic military propaganda that place the Autobots as the primary drivers of Neoliberal warmongering, and therefore they shouldn't be trusted any further than you can throw them.
100% the Autobots' goal in this franchise was to exploit the human military to aid them in their ethnic cleansing, but the movies pretend they're the good guys anyway.
@@z-beeblebrox WHAT you got to be kidding me
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The "sitting on the Lincoln Monument" is actually a nod to the original cartoon, where Megatron did the same thing.
You’d be surprised how many stupid shit people call these movies out for are from the cartoons, like the mass execution of all the transformers and random new ones appearing with no build up or reason how they got there
Oh, yeah. The cartoons were terrible. If you try to binge G1, you quickly realize that every single episode is the same.
@@santos8468 Beast Wars, Animated, and TF Prime were good though?
@@mrboombastic450 I don't know
@@mrboombastic450 I love prime. And the reputation of those you mentioned are goid
"You know what would be really cool? A movie about Optimus Prime" said every Transformers fan ever and yet they still won't give it to us :(
Still holding out hope for a Prime origin
We got a Bumblebee movie, so i hope we get one off of Optimus Prime
@@superxavxii421 The best bet is the animated Cybertron film being made about Optimus/Orion Pax and Megatrons friendship so hopefully that is basically that.
I just wanna hear Peter cullen
I think they are scared they will ruin his character if he has more than 30 mins of screen time
To be fair, when an alien invasion happens when you're at work in a skyscraper, you ain't getting out of there.
6:29 saddest thing about this “creature” is it’s supposed to be Wheeljack