Fun fact: the scene where Megatron sits in the Lincoln Memorial is lifted straight from the original cartoon, except in the cartoon he just lifts Lincoln out of the chair whereas in the movie Megatron pulls a John Wilkes Booth
Ironically, like the assassin, he doesn't live much longer after desecrating Lincoln. I bet as his head was ripped off, Megatron thought of his body as "Useless..." Lol. Sorry, I was trying to be somewhat clever. I guess I was not.
A few other plot elements are lifted from the cartoon - for example, the Autobots being exiled by rocket, then being thought to have been killed by the Decepticons was from Megatron's Master Plan (although in that episode, the intended method of killing was to program the rocket into the sun).
The funniest thing about Optimus point-blank executing seminal prime is that he doesn’t just hit him once, he goes in for a double tap. Man really wanted grandpa dead
In a franchise filled with absolutely batshit insane moments, Optimus publicly executing Sentinel with a shotgun while he begs for his life is certainly up there.
I mean... Sentinel wasn’t gonna stop, he had several chances... bearing in mind Megatron had ripped his guts out already, so was already in pain. But yeah, not the best idea in concept.
@@michaelm5542 Considering they're robots, the filmmakers could have just "deactivated" him or had him "power down" or something, but they made the active decision to show him kneeling and begging for his life as our hero, Optimus Prime, sets a shotgun against his head and blows his robo brains out. With robo blood effects.
I still can’t believe that Optimus Prime, the goodest of good guys, fucking ripped Megatron’s head and spine out of his body and then shot a man in the back of the head while he begged for his life.
@@alenor210 Not only that, he ripped Megatron's head and spine out of his body less than a minute after Megatron saved Optimus from being executed himself.
I still can’t get over the fact that Optimus Prime, a cartoon character made to sell toys to children, tore Megatron’s head off with an axe if it were God Of War, and then proceeded to blow Sentinel Prime’s head open with a shotgun as he was begging for mercy…. This franchise is wild
To be fair these aren’t the cartoon versions of negation and sentinel they have murdered thousands and was bout to end life to human so I see Optimus as just cause he didn’t start out this brutal it was progression
It made me remember when RedLetterMedia made that video where Mike, Rich and Jay watched the first three Transformers simultaneously. The trio's reaction to that scene is glorious.
"What if he's actually like really racist?" It's funny you say that, actually, because in one of the tie-in comics for this movie right before he kills Ironhide (or after, I don't remember) he says something about how he never liked his "kind", since Ironhide was mentioned previously as essentially being a different sub-type of Cybertronian. So in other words, yes, Sentinel Prime is racist.
Yeah like the other two movies ends with a long hopeful monologue and this one just fucking ends. Like the bad guys are death, the end. Now leave the theater.
Optimus Prime: “Peace and justice will always prevail. We must work towards building a better future, not just for ourselves, but for all who will follow in our footsteps.” Also Optimus Prime: **fucking executes a defenseless non-combatant in cold blood**
i love how the entire second half of this video is just Marcus literally shaking in his seat with laughter while Dan stares with wide eyed disbelief at the movie’s bewildering series of events.
My favorite thing about this movie is when my friend's sister asked, 100% genuinely, if they had to rebuild the city after filming it. She was a full grown adult
Unfortunately there are a very large number of people who are truly dumb. There's a channel called Fleccas Talks that occasionally goes out and asks people extremely basic questions. Granted it's only showing the wrong answers, but holy shit it's horrifying. If you ever think you are stupid, just watch videos like that.
Optimus was fackin right to kill sentinel prime, he literally brought sentinel back to life and sentinel repaid that by killing ironhide and killing thousands of people, so whats your point? He should have not killed sentinel even though he betrayed optimus???
I've been trying to tell my friends for YEARS, this movie is one of the funniest films I've ever seen. I'll still never get over Optimus Prime, hero and role model for kids for decades, walking into frame and boldly proclaiming "We will kill them all" while pumping a shotgun. Also I always tried to imagine how brutal these kills would look if they were humans, I'm glad Marcus picked up on that.
@@personafanatic4597 Uh, your husband might want to think of a more specific name since that description applies to basically *every* Michael Bay movie.
@@mr.cranker8086 I barely remember anything from this movie after the first hour, I don't remember Optimus brutally killing everyone but now it's hilarious.
Transformers: Dark of the Moon a movie that's fun for the whole family! Only the most wholesome examples of murdering POWs, ripping enemy combatants limb from limb, and executing old people in the streets. Remember its all ok because they're just silly robots
Compared to the IDW comic run, yeah this is tame. In IDW they had mass genocides, torture, cannibalism, and that's being done on both sides. Also the war started in the film more or less the sameway in the comic, with Megatron being a miner turned philosopher and gladiator leading the oppressed Cybertronians to rise against their high council, who were being protected by the Autobots.
God this video is easily a 10/10, so many hilarious quotes: “We’ve been democratically voted off the planet” “There are no days off in Megatron’s regime” The Decepticon being ripped apart like the demon from Smiling Friends People’s clothes lying around like they were killed by Cell Truly a classic.
What's funny about the ending of this film is that apparently it wsnt the original ending. The novelization, which is based on the script at the time, ends it with Optimus only killing Sentinel, and not only he is more conflicted about it, but him and Megatron even decide to end the war with a truce because they are both just done with the fighting. There is even a little jab at the usual characterization of Optimus when he goes "unlike you, I wont kill someone who is looking for peace" when Megatron tries to goad Optimus to try killing him for a moment.
In this one movie you have: 1) An entire city getting destroyed and its civilians massacred. 2) Robots getting publicly executed by firing squads. 3) Robots dying violent deaths, like getting their heads blown off from bombs in their eyes, getting torn limb by limb etc. 4) Optimus just decapitating Megatron and then domes Sentinel twice in the head as he begs for his life.
Mind you that the entire city gets demolished over the course of like 6 quick cuts. Like half of the movie is this akward expositional slog and then before turning into its own trailer for a minute and the entire city of chicago is leveled lmao.
Transformers 3 is honestly the most violent PG-13 movie i can think of. There's so many deaths where it makes you question "how did this get pass the test screenings?"
You can get away with the most violent shit imaginable if you make the things getting killed robots megatron getting an axe lodged into his face then having his head removed with his spine attached would bump the movies rating to 18+ if he were a human
It’s honestly kinda sad how badly the movie turned out, the original draft actually leaked a few years back and had things like Megatron actually talking with Optimus about how far they had both fallen before teaming up with with him to try and save both planets. It’s a shame we’ll never get to see how that story panned out.
I mean, the movies *are* being rebooted (starting with the Bumblebee movie), if the people behind the movies smart enough and caring enough, we may actually see something like that!
Didn't the Decepticon faction originate from transformers who wanted to abolish an oppressive caste system that put the value of a life on the usefulness of their alternate form? I mean ok the conquering thing is bad but casteism is fucked up broh I wouldn't be rooting for the Autoboys too easily
Its very weird how optimus always calls them a "peaceful race" when they were literally an isolationist slave state that was genociding the low class cybertronians.
Fun fact: Original ending had Sentinel dying in combat, with Optimus and Megatron agreeing to a truce. The decepticons leave to rebuild, and autobots officially call earth their new home. Seriously, it was even in the novelization. But I guess Optimus' bloodthirst was too incredible to be ignored
Fun fact originally this movie was going to end with a truce between optimus and Megatron and Megatron would go back to cybertron to try to rebuild it but that ending got changed because a listing for the comic adaptation spoiled it months in advance
That's cause Julie White is a great comedic actor and is doing the best she can with the dredge bay writes for her I wouldn't be surprised if she improv'd that
I don't know why, but everyone in the Transformers films slowly devolves over the course of the series into a bunch of violent psychopaths, and I think this film was the tipping point. It's such a weird trend for a franchise to take, especially for fucking _Transformers._
@@halfmettlealchemist8076 I think the specific moment is when Optimus Prime shows up and says "We'll kill them all" as the Autobots pull a decepticon apart.
Fun fact, Laser beak is an actual Decepticon that acts as Soundwave's pet/friend. He is extremally loyal and acts more like a bird and doesn't talk in the original series.
Another fun fact, in the OG marvel comics, Laser Beak once ran the whole Decepticons after a power play for leadership. then started the car wash of doom.
@@ltb1345 No, Buzzsaw is a genuine golden version of Laserbeak. He's just so unknown. I literally only found out about his existence through Transformers Devastation
@@Master10k2 Chicagoans just minding their day: this is the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals. Thanks Optimus for making our crime rate go up by 5% by including cybertronian war crimes
14:22 he is actually, in the DOTM comic adaptation, Sentinel remarks that he "never really liked (Ironhide's) kind". In the movie's prequel comic, it's explained that Ironhide was a "Thetacon", a kind of tribal Cybertronian.
I just realized at 10:27, that was genuine anger Shia LaBeouf was letting out at that moment for all the agony that he’s had to go through making these movies😂
My favourite part of this whole movie is that Megatron saves Optimus who was absolutely gonna die by Sentinel's hands (who is the one essentially instigating everything that's happened during this movie) and then says we need to call for a truce and end the war and Optimus just says nah and proceeds to decapitate him like he's in Mortal goddamn Kombat.
Megatron literally says "this is my planet" as he beats up Sentinel. There's no way he was going to leave humanity and the Autobots alone after he made the truce with Optimus. He did in the other ending, but I'm pretty sure it had him doing other stuff that made him seem more redeemable.
and I still wonder... why? They won, the Autobits were voted off planet and the world was handing itself over to the Decpticons. So... why invade Chicago?
I mentioned this video to a friend yesterday by talking about how crazy the War Crimes were in this movie and we were both surprised that "War Crime" wasn't just a Decepticon's name lmao
That’s be so fucking funny if that’s how Decepticons were named, just after abhorrent moral atrocities. Like ones called Ethnic Cleansing and the other is called Holocaust
6:17 Thanks for pointing this out! He's a background character in so much stuff. One show that I saw him in was Chuck, and he actually got a speaking role in the finale lol.
I’ve noticed him on Nickelodeon shows, Spider-Man, and this movie. I remember thinking why is he in all of these movies? And he always got like a shot all to himself or that he was a very primary focus on
Watching Optimus blow Sentinels brains out while he's begging for his life always make me laugh hysterically. It's so ridiculously out of character compared to other incarnations of him,Micheal Bay turned him into a remorseless sociopath and I love it.
Same with Megatrons line before "what would you be without me" had me so ready for like an optimus/Megatron fighting together scene but then optimus just slices him in half lol
My favorite part is when he's fighting Megatron, Starscream, and Grindor in the forest and he yells at the top of his freaking robot lungs: "I'LL KILL YOU ALL!" That's definitely the Optimus I remember from the cybertron cartoon I grew up with lmfao
@@doemdirty2061 Yep, my mistake. There's another instance where he shouts what I said but its against a horde of decepticons. I think it's the fourth movie when they retrieve the dinobots for the China battle now that I'm thinking about it.
"He says that they're a peaceful race; I don't believe that from anyone with built-in guns in their biology." It's implied in Transformers Prime that their weapons aren't built-in, but installed. The Seson 1 finale starts a 3-episode series where Optimus loses his memory as leader of the Autobots, and is manipulated by Megatron to become a Decepticon. Eventually, he realized they're full of shit, and when Vehicons (Depticon cannon fodder) start kicking the shit out of him, he accidently pulls out his guns and goes, "I'm... armed?" Though considering this is a Bay film, they probably are built-in in the movies. Edit: I love these replies, especially the ones pointing out that this "peaceful race" does infact come out of the womb guns blazing in the movies.
Well, he wasn't manipulated... Orion Pax WAS a Decepticon back when Megatron fought for the freedom of slaves and didn't do purple space drugs. Edit: That's why Knockout says "Welcome back to the winning team" implying his return. not to mention it's explicitly stated in the comics.
@@michaelnally2841 TF Prime was the first in the line of new continuities which all followed the same origin of the war that even Bayformers did. That being the fact that it started with a revolutionary miner turned gladiator naming himself after the fallen Prime Megatronus. Bayformers has its own comic series exclusively for it, which expands on the universe, like how Megatron used to be a very reasonable and peace loving bot and his eventual descent to madness.
@@electricfeverx976 I know I watched it but I mean in terms of continuity outside of some design choices the backstory, and some of the same voice actors it has almost no connections to bay formers and it tells its story much better, and had Optimus and Megatron arguably at their best.
The transformers fandom as a whole has just accepted these movies are over the top hilarious garbage so it’s nice to know no one is getting offended by these videos
I’ve said it before, but Dark of the Moon is a guilty pleasure movie for me. It’s a C+ movie for me. The first half is absolutely awful, but once the freeway chase scene happens, I thoroughly enjoy the chaos from there on out.
And once again we watch Optimus Prime’s decent into sociopathy deepen as the stress of fighting a war for thousands of years that has cost him his home and countless comrades strips away his morality, forcing him to greater and greater acts of violence, compromising his capacity for mercy in an endless struggle against an enemy that threatens to push him beyond his limits and force him to abandon his morals in a desperate hope he will still be the lesser evil. In this episode we watch a crucial moment in his story as his mentor betrays everything he thought he believed in, challenging Optimus in a way no other foe ever could and cementing that there is indeed no way back from everything he has seen and experienced and that the struggle of Optimus Prime to retain himself in a world that only seeks to break him in mind body and spirit is far from over.
You’d be surprised how many stupid shit people call these movies out for are from the cartoons, like the mass execution of all the transformers and random new ones appearing with no build up or reason how they got there
I wish they brought up the parts where Starscream dies after somebody sticks a spike grenade in his eye and the standard anti-transformer strategy used by infantry is sniping out the eyes so other troopers can blow off their legs. This movie is a fuckin war film using transformers and I kinda love it.
“So called hero murdered the one who saved his life” yeah. The “so called hero” who saved earth 5 fucking times because the “one who saved his life” tried to destroy it 5 fucking times.
The Decepticons also literally are just trying to go home. After a millennia long uphill battle against fascists, saving his old friend and betrayer, Megatron just gets his head pulled out by him.
My favorite part of Transformers: Dark of the Moon is when Optimus kills the Decepticon helping him, and then double-taps a begging old man with a shotgun.
He hates Megatron and does it because Megatron wants a truce not peace. He wants to fight later on and kill others in the process. In the second movie when Megatron wants to sacrifice Sam for the matrix. Megatron says what’s one life for our people. Optimus calls him out on his shit and says you’ll never stop at one and knows Megatron is dangerous. That’s why he kills him when he can. He knows he’s full of shit. He kills Sentinel for betraying him and killing ironhide
@@alexanderguerrero347 ah yes, revenge. truly the best reason to murder your prisoners of war. there's a BIG difference between stopping the bad guy, and fucking executing him in cold blood.
Actually as i think about it thats probably largely because marvel keeps trying to put cgi on ppl, while these movies use the cgi almost exclusively to create entirely cg robots that only ever look like robots or like, inanimate objects. Its gotta be way harder to make convincing cgi nanobot armor or whatever
@@leaffinite2001 Very true, and whenever CGI is layered over people in these movies it looks a lot worse so I guess they just chose to avoid that as much as possible
And what’s sad for DOTM is that in the original ending, Optimus and Megatron have a ceasefire together. Megatron and Optimus working together to stop Sentinel and having a ceasefire was logical. Not blaming it on Bay though; it was actually Amazon and Paramount’s fault.
Does it make sense? Megatron wants nothing more than to bring his homeworld back. Yeah, Sentinal fucks him over and he has the motivation to kill him but he has no motivation in stopping the invasion.
The movie’s crap with or without that more logical ending, so I’m totally fine with getting batshit crazy dishonorable Optimus instead. At least that’s really entertaining.
@@bebo2629 According to the novelization, which is a tie-in to the original ending to DOTM, all the destruction he had bought to restore Cybertron has, in reality, brought him nothing, with him and his Decepticons enslaving others. Now he wants to do the hard work with the Decepticons, by flying back to Cybertron and rebuilding it piece by piece.
In the novelisation (I believe), Sentinel says something along the lines of "I never liked their kind" after shooting Ironhide. This is in reference to how Ironhide, in these movies, was a part of a race of more tribal/primitive Cybertronians. So yeah, Sentinel is a space racist.
@@superxavxii421 The best bet is the animated Cybertron film being made about Optimus/Orion Pax and Megatrons friendship so hopefully that is basically that.
Funfact! In the novelization of the movie, Megatron basically has enough of the war after beating up Sentinel and Optimus DOESN'T murder him in cold blood and they stop the war.
@@rhysofsneezingdragon1758I thought that guy was Dreadbot, but then I realized I had him confused with another Decepticon who looked exactly like him. They literally just reused this model for a completely different character in a different movie lmao
Im not gonna like i was lowkey sad they were tearing this one up because i thought this one was the good one out the whole franchise. Damn i didnt know how dumb it really is😭😭😭😭😭
14:25 Marcus said “Oh My god not my favorite…autobot” I started dying because he Ironhide (the one who was shot) actually was my brothers’ favorite and he screamed when he was shot 😂
It's sad because to thats probably the average reaction of any average audience member. Bay didn't do enough to make the characters distinct and memorable. We fans know them, but everyone else only knows Megatron, Bumblebee and Optimus.
@@bizuko2307 I remember as a kid, when Bee and Wheeljack we're about to get executed I was like "NOO NOT BUMBLEBEE". Now I'm here laughing my ass off at this scene.
In regards to the plot operating on "nine-year-old" logic, yeah, that's deliberate. A lot of the major plot points apart from Sentinel Prime being a traitor (the Decepticons convincing Earth to banish the Autobots, destroying the Autobot ship as they are leaving, taking now-defenseless humankind as slave labour, and transporting Cybertron into Earth's orbit) are pulled directly from episodes of the 1980s cartoon series. Specifically, the episodes "Megatron's Master Plan" and "The Ultimate Doom." Even Megatron sitting on Lincoln's throne is a nod to the original cartoon. Honestly, I find that to be a breath of fresh air into the films. It feels like the start of them making at least some effort to evoke any of the lore from elsewhere in the franchise. Of course, by the time _The Last Knight_ comes around, it devolves into utter incomprehensibility.
The fandom's reaction to bumblebee was like if someone was being starved for 30 years straight and then got fed a little stale mcdonalds french fry. How much can you really complain?
@@halfmettlealchemist8076 to basically explain Bumblebee's continuity: The movie was originally being developed as a prequel to the Micheal Bay Transformers movies. After the financial underperformance of Transformers the Last Knight, Paramount decided go rework the movie into a reboot of the franchise.
Bumblebee is that movie you love the first time cause of the Cybertron scene, but then the day after you struggle to remember anything else beyond that point
Optimus in G1: *Hesitates in killing a Decepticon pleading for their life, as he values lives of even enemies to a degree* Optimus in Bayformers: *executes a pleading Decepticon without hesitation*
Sentinel was too dangerous to be left alive. He deserved to perish after causing the deaths of thousands of innocent people in Chicago and not to mention he brutally murdered Ironhide.
"We are a peaceful race..." *Proclaims he's going to kill everyone as he watches his men literally draw and quarter a defeated Decepticon with their bare hands instead of using one of the many weapons they all have built into their bodies.* Okay, Optimus
Sick new set Love the vids man been watching for 5 years now, basically all the way through high school with my final year coming up in the next few weeks Love you so much keep doing what you do ❤
You know that stereotypes are kinda true when you see the success of these films. Bay literally took what men like: cars, robots, spies, hot chicks, obsessive slo-mo and battles; threw it in a movie and bam: Transformers.
@@fupoflapo2386 To me only the first movie was good and enjoyable. You know… it came out in 2007 or so, it had a cool idea and good CGI for the time. After the first they repeated the Megatron-Optimus formula in every film, it’s astonishing. But we deserve this shit: 5 billion at the box office, with 1.1 billion of costs. It’s literally a money machine, with 2 other film programmed (2023, 2024).
Dark of the Moon is unironically the best out of the Bayformers movies. An actually sympathetic motive for the villains (wanting to revive Cybertron), plot twists, dark tone when things get serious, etc.
26:30 I've been watching this movie since it came out. I don't think I could describe how unintentionally funny this is without sounding like a sociopathic madman.
I still think until this day centinel was asking for mercy in vane but man..... Seeing optimus picking up the shotgun as he says that kills me, its open to such a wrong interpretation xf
Fun fact: the scene where Megatron sits in the Lincoln Memorial is lifted straight from the original cartoon, except in the cartoon he just lifts Lincoln out of the chair whereas in the movie Megatron pulls a John Wilkes Booth
Ironically, like the assassin, he doesn't live much longer after desecrating Lincoln.
I bet as his head was ripped off, Megatron thought of his body as "Useless..."
Lol. Sorry, I was trying to be somewhat clever. I guess I was not.
@@cadethumann8605 another bit of irony is that megatron got shot in the head on the same side as lincoln
A few other plot elements are lifted from the cartoon - for example, the Autobots being exiled by rocket, then being thought to have been killed by the Decepticons was from Megatron's Master Plan (although in that episode, the intended method of killing was to program the rocket into the sun).
@@TokuWaffle the cartoon is of course smarter
@@tomgu2285 wouldn't say smarter, but it is better.
The funniest thing about Optimus point-blank executing seminal prime is that he doesn’t just hit him once, he goes in for a double tap. Man really wanted grandpa dead
Grandpa's racist jokes got out of hand.
He was still alive after the first 1. Notice he goes for a headshot the second time and you can see a big gash in sentinel's skull
Fascist always shoot to kill people deader.
@@mrpuss2519 “Why Optimus why? Why won’t you just say the N-word? You’ll be cool!!,!!!!”
No half measures
In a franchise filled with absolutely batshit insane moments, Optimus publicly executing Sentinel with a shotgun while he begs for his life is certainly up there.
The wording of this comment has me cackling
I mean... Sentinel wasn’t gonna stop, he had several chances... bearing in mind Megatron had ripped his guts out already, so was already in pain.
But yeah, not the best idea in concept.
@@michaelm5542 Considering they're robots, the filmmakers could have just "deactivated" him or had him "power down" or something, but they made the active decision to show him kneeling and begging for his life as our hero, Optimus Prime, sets a shotgun against his head and blows his robo brains out. With robo blood effects.
I still can’t believe that Optimus Prime, the goodest of good guys, fucking ripped Megatron’s head and spine out of his body and then shot a man in the back of the head while he begged for his life.
@@alenor210 Not only that, he ripped Megatron's head and spine out of his body less than a minute after Megatron saved Optimus from being executed himself.
I still can’t get over the fact that Optimus Prime, a cartoon character made to sell toys to children, tore Megatron’s head off with an axe if it were God Of War, and then proceeded to blow Sentinel Prime’s head open with a shotgun as he was begging for mercy….
This franchise is wild
Prime went for the double tap let's not forget.
_"Well I'll be, a booby trap that actually catches boobies."_
_"There he is my little guy, he is so cute."_
_"Give me your face."_
*~Optimus*
To be fair these aren’t the cartoon versions of negation and sentinel they have murdered thousands and was bout to end life to human so I see Optimus as just cause he didn’t start out this brutal it was progression
"Wild" is a compliment this days, my good buddy.
@@mr.ballergaming7755 What is wrong with you? Do you not know what writing is?
I just adore how the most consistent reaction to Optimus murdering Sentinel in cold blood is uncontrollable laughter.
It's so fucked up there is justi no other possible reaction
It made me remember when RedLetterMedia made that video where Mike, Rich and Jay watched the first three Transformers simultaneously. The trio's reaction to that scene is glorious.
Honestly seems like an appropriate action against some fascist dictator who murdered millions and just tried to murder you.
I mean Sentinel Prime earned it
@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 Actually, Sentinel is ultimately right. he wants to go home. The humans are kinda racist and the Autobots are fascists :/
"What if he's actually like really racist?"
It's funny you say that, actually, because in one of the tie-in comics for this movie right before he kills Ironhide (or after, I don't remember) he says something about how he never liked his "kind", since Ironhide was mentioned previously as essentially being a different sub-type of Cybertronian.
So in other words, yes, Sentinel Prime is racist.
Robo racism
@@sheena1521 “Clanker”
@@GatlingHawk nice Star Wars reference
hes racist because he shot the black transformer
Yeah but I mean there's also that one moment where he decides to enslave the entire human race to rebuild his own race in the movie so...
I always love the speeches optimus prime gives at the end after brutally murdering the decepticons
They deserve it…they’d do the same to him 😂
Yeah like the other two movies ends with a long hopeful monologue and this one just fucking ends. Like the bad guys are death, the end. Now leave the theater.
Optimus: “We must stand as symbols of hope for this planet”
5 minutes earlier: * rips out someone’s spine *
Optimus Prime: “Peace and justice will always prevail. We must work towards building a better future, not just for ourselves, but for all who will follow in our footsteps.”
Also Optimus Prime: **fucking executes a defenseless non-combatant in cold blood**
Pure Giga Chad energy
i love how the entire second half of this video is just Marcus literally shaking in his seat with laughter while Dan stares with wide eyed disbelief at the movie’s bewildering series of events.
My favorite thing about this movie is when my friend's sister asked, 100% genuinely, if they had to rebuild the city after filming it. She was a full grown adult
Damn, your sister isn't too bright is she
What did you tell her?
Is she also your nephew?
Unfortunately there are a very large number of people who are truly dumb.
There's a channel called Fleccas Talks that occasionally goes out and asks people extremely basic questions. Granted it's only showing the wrong answers, but holy shit it's horrifying.
If you ever think you are stupid, just watch videos like that.
Funny thing is that in 2 movies we find out they didn’t and Chicago is basically Chernobyl now
I'll always remember Optimus Prime as a kind, wise leader. Who executed a man, begging for his life, at point blank range with a shotgun.
He spent years with the U.S. military, they were bound to rub off on him
The begging old man who was just about to kill him while he was begging for mercy and was also responsible for the death of 13k people
@@loganbigmo Sentinel killed Optimus's men, human civilians and nearly killed Optimus himself. How does that make him wrong for killing a turncoat?
@@electricfeverx976 it's a *joke* it's pretty clear Optimus was justified it's just funny the absolutely unnecessarily brutal way he kills him.
My ftwo favourite Optimus Prime quotes from this movie:
"We will kill them all" and "You Die"
I forgot how insanely brutal this was. The amount of executions of robots begging for their lives is honestly fucking insane.
in the original cut, the racist twin robots get executed by firing squad too
wish they kept that
@@yurifairy2969 imsorrywat
Optimus was fackin right to kill sentinel prime, he literally brought sentinel back to life and sentinel repaid that by killing ironhide and killing thousands of people, so whats your point? He should have not killed sentinel even though he betrayed optimus???
@@albay543 correct. he should not have killed sentinel.
@@albay543 In a bastardized version of Optimus, which these movies are for the entire franchise lol
The "We saved the city" joke absolutely describes *all* hero movies.
Marcus: How does this end?
Optimus: Time to find out.
😂
I mean they paid the price in AOE for that collateral damage
It’s more like “we saved the entire human race from being enslaved”
In this case is justified since for once it was the humans fault for believing the DECEPTICONS!!!!
"The problem is over!"
I've been trying to tell my friends for YEARS, this movie is one of the funniest films I've ever seen. I'll still never get over Optimus Prime, hero and role model for kids for decades, walking into frame and boldly proclaiming "We will kill them all" while pumping a shotgun.
Also I always tried to imagine how brutal these kills would look if they were humans, I'm glad Marcus picked up on that.
This is certainly one of the films ever made
G1 Prime is what he should be tbh, Bay Prime is a fucking Mortal Kombat character, lol
@@superxavxii421 I still love them both for who they are, it's fun seeing a childhood hero engaging in some ultraviolence now and again
@@superxavxii421 you mean the same Optimus who slaughtered every decepticon and went straight to kill megatron when autobot city was ransacked
I really wish we got to see the reaction to Optimus brass knuckles
I love the way Marcus laughs at the grotesque robot violence, like the movie really did make him go mad
Not just laughter. Full on hysterical laughter
“This is like a little kid playing with his action figures” is the most accurate way to describe this movie ever
my husband calls it "explosions: the movie"
@@claire8317 ☝️yes, yes it is
If your playtime doesn’t have an elderly prisoner of war begging for his life right before being brutally executed, then what are you even playing?
@@TheGrimStride a post-geneva convention war
@@personafanatic4597 Uh, your husband might want to think of a more specific name since that description applies to basically *every* Michael Bay movie.
Big up the guy who had this reuploaded for months, we won’t forget
Fr, he was a warrior
I forgot how batshit insane this one was lmao. Seeing Marcus continuously lose his mind over the amount of executions in this was hilarious.
This movie is a damn fever dream
This is the funnest of the movies to watch cause it’s on nitrous the entire time
This movie starts at like a 5 or 6 and then the third act ramps it up to, like, 50 out of nowhere
Also the added blood
@@mr.cranker8086 I barely remember anything from this movie after the first hour, I don't remember Optimus brutally killing everyone but now it's hilarious.
glad to see them watching another movie knowing how much they truly love this series
If they don’t do all of them riots shall be had
Same, you have no idea how long I’ve been waiting for another Transformers CVH
the last two movies are fucking miserable
@@yurifairy2969 so are the first two
@@bryansantos814 i think thats what the meant by "the last 2"
Marcus losing it at Optimus shotgunning the bad guy to death is everything.
The zoom on Optimus grabbing the shotty at 26:29 kills me every time I see it.
fun fact
optimus's voice actor was extremely reluctant to say "we'll kill them all", going as far to say "optimus wouldn't say that"
Nothing makes me happier than being able to wonder "is this the one where Optimus Prime executes someone begging for mercy"
There can be ONLY ONE!
Good thing the Geneva Conventions don’t exist in space, otherwise this movie would be a lot more fucked up
And then rips off megatrons head while he attempts to start peace talks
@@leonrussell9607 that is really funny actually
You mean the guy who was gonna kill an entire planet? Yeah he deserves no mercy
Transformers: Dark of the Moon a movie that's fun for the whole family! Only the most wholesome examples of murdering POWs, ripping enemy combatants limb from limb, and executing old people in the streets. Remember its all ok because they're just silly robots
Ahahahahah
I'm fairly certain the robot at 6:25 would freak some kids out though
Gotta love the fascist Autobot regime, killing those who desperately fight for freedom, those who have surrendered and tried to negotiate.
Compared to the IDW comic run, yeah this is tame. In IDW they had mass genocides, torture, cannibalism, and that's being done on both sides. Also the war started in the film more or less the sameway in the comic, with Megatron being a miner turned philosopher and gladiator leading the oppressed Cybertronians to rise against their high council, who were being protected by the Autobots.
@@electricfeverx976 God I wish Michael Bay had the balls (or the writing chops) to make Megatron that based.
The scene of Optimus quietly picking up a gun while the old robot begs for his life unaware and Marcus’ reaction has me losing my mind
Marcus' reaction was what officially got me man!🤣
Ok
@@jwrootok
God this video is easily a 10/10, so many hilarious quotes:
“We’ve been democratically voted off the planet”
“There are no days off in Megatron’s regime”
The Decepticon being ripped apart like the demon from Smiling Friends
People’s clothes lying around like they were killed by Cell
Truly a classic.
best comment!
"I know who can help us my old boss he's just a little racist"
"What is this.... GHOUL"
“Soldier you are just good enough to be super spy!”
Also, “He’s a warmongering car man!”
What's funny about the ending of this film is that apparently it wsnt the original ending.
The novelization, which is based on the script at the time, ends it with Optimus only killing Sentinel, and not only he is more conflicted about it, but him and Megatron even decide to end the war with a truce because they are both just done with the fighting.
There is even a little jab at the usual characterization of Optimus when he goes "unlike you, I wont kill someone who is looking for peace" when Megatron tries to goad Optimus to try killing him for a moment.
Why couldn’t we have that movie?!
@@frozenlizard3370 yeah I would've liked that too
@@frozenlizard3370 I wish.
@@frozenlizard3370 The Novel ending was accidentally leaked, so Michael Bay and the crew scrapped for the ending we got in the movie
@@glendian that happens way too often.
In this one movie you have:
1) An entire city getting destroyed and its civilians massacred.
2) Robots getting publicly executed by firing squads.
3) Robots dying violent deaths, like getting their heads blown off from bombs in their eyes, getting torn limb by limb etc.
4) Optimus just decapitating Megatron and then domes Sentinel twice in the head as he begs for his life.
Based
Mind you that the entire city gets demolished over the course of like 6 quick cuts. Like half of the movie is this akward expositional slog and then before turning into its own trailer for a minute and the entire city of chicago is leveled lmao.
The OG ending was Optimus Prime making a truce with Megatron and they helped re-construct Cybertron.
Lowkey sounds like a better ending
He doesn’t just decapitate Megatron; he violently digs an axe under his chin and uses that to rip his head off vertically. Like, holy fuck.
@@_somerandomguyontheinternet_ Along with his spine.
The “They killed Geppetto” had me on the ground wheezing.
"This movie thinks it's Sicario" is another good line
Transformers 3 is honestly the most violent PG-13 movie i can think of. There's so many deaths where it makes you question "how did this get pass the test screenings?"
Yes when I first watch this in 2011 I thought it should’ve been rated r. Even if they are robots lol
There’s even 2 f-bombs in the movie
Guardians of the Galaxy 3 just stepped in for the title
You can get away with the most violent shit imaginable if you make the things getting killed robots megatron getting an axe lodged into his face then having his head removed with his spine attached would bump the movies rating to 18+ if he were a human
Robot lives don't matter (In the eyes of media and entertainment)
Marcus dying of laughter in the end was genuinely the most funniest thing I've experienced in a while
The zoom in on Optimus picking up the shotgun sent me 😂
Truly the best part of my day😂
It’s honestly kinda sad how badly the movie turned out, the original draft actually leaked a few years back and had things like Megatron actually talking with Optimus about how far they had both fallen before teaming up with with him to try and save both planets. It’s a shame we’ll never get to see how that story panned out.
I mean, the movies *are* being rebooted (starting with the Bumblebee movie), if the people behind the movies smart enough and caring enough, we may actually see something like that!
This was a actual good movie
Didn't the Decepticon faction originate from transformers who wanted to abolish an oppressive caste system that put the value of a life on the usefulness of their alternate form? I mean ok the conquering thing is bad but casteism is fucked up broh I wouldn't be rooting for the Autoboys too easily
@@RealestKinga that’s how it was in the IDW continuity, things are a lot more vague in the bayverse.
@@JimBobJoeB0b That movie was awsome, using more orginal designs and had a first scene straight out of war for cybertron.
"They voted for Optimus to leave, and he did."
Now I'm imagining Optimus standing on the launch pad yelling, "This is democracy manifest!"
"Get your hand off my Penis."
- Michael Bay Optimus Prime
"get your hand off my rocket!"
@@pcrana1 "What is the charge? Eating some steel? Some succulent, low-background steel!?!"
@@robertborland5083 Your comment has brought me to literal tears. My sides are aching imagining that line in Optimus' booming bassy voice
"Ta ta, and farewell - ", as the Decepticons shoot down the shuttle.
I don't often laugh out loud whenever I'm alone; But Marcus saying "What is this.. GHOUL" took me tf out LMAO
BRO SAME
same XD
Marcus singlehandedly made 'ghoul' one of my favorite words of all time with his pronunciation of it. 😅
@@Crimson.Createsok
@@selinaw.9751ok
26:33 Holy shit, Sentinel's lips actually quiver after hearing Optimus' one-liner
Its very weird how optimus always calls them a "peaceful race" when they were literally an isolationist slave state that was genociding the low class cybertronians.
Up there with Carbombya
Ccsnt believe they made trbansformer polfitical
so basically the british empire
IKR the plot of transformers is literally WAR.
Optimus is pretty much parroting Autobot propaganda.
Corporations expecting people to keep going to work while the population gets vaporized is the single most realistic part of this movie
Insert hobo Santa
Similar shit happened on 9/11. Some people didn’t leave the second tower after the first one got hit.
@@my9thaccount140 WHAT.
They were “essential” workers lol
@@Anthonyfpm20 I was working at Walmart RIGHT when Covid started happening. This feels too real. I stopped working for them a year ago.
Fun fact: Original ending had Sentinel dying in combat, with Optimus and Megatron agreeing to a truce. The decepticons leave to rebuild, and autobots officially call earth their new home.
Seriously, it was even in the novelization. But I guess Optimus' bloodthirst was too incredible to be ignored
The novel got leaked, and they decided to change the ending at the last second
“Oh, I read this in the book, this is the part where they make a truce.”
*fifty seconds later*
O_o
Fun fact originally this movie was going to end with a truce between optimus and Megatron and Megatron would go back to cybertron to try to rebuild it but that ending got changed because a listing for the comic adaptation spoiled it months in advance
That sucks man that ending would have been dope
Cybertron was destroyed
sam's mom's delivery of "it reminds me of bumblebee... if bumblebee were a sad piece of shit" is genuinely funny
Hot take: Sam's Mom is actually pretty funny in a ironic way through out all the movies she's in
Kinda sums up the whole series.
That's cause Julie White is a great comedic actor and is doing the best she can with the dredge bay writes for her
I wouldn't be surprised if she improv'd that
@@TheGabrielryuI like your profile pic. Great game.
@@TheGabrielryualso want to add, Sam’s mom > Charlie’s mom in terms of humour
"NO OPTIMUS!" was so funny and Marcus's reaction had me violently laughing and crying at the same time. Everyone is just a psychotic murderer
Same 😭🤣
I don't know why, but everyone in the Transformers films slowly devolves over the course of the series into a bunch of violent psychopaths, and I think this film was the tipping point. It's such a weird trend for a franchise to take, especially for fucking _Transformers._
@@halfmettlealchemist8076 I think the specific moment is when Optimus Prime shows up and says "We'll kill them all" as the Autobots pull a decepticon apart.
@@bizuko2307 That moment was such a fucking fever dream to witness
Violently laughing and crying? From that? Man I’d kill to feel such EXTREME emotions from something so… unremarkable like you’re able to
I'll give this one a modicum of credit, the line "On Cybertron we were gods; but here, they call us machines" is raw as hell
Fun fact, Laser beak is an actual Decepticon that acts as Soundwave's pet/friend. He is extremally loyal and acts more like a bird and doesn't talk in the original series.
Another fun fact, in the OG marvel comics, Laser Beak once ran the whole Decepticons after a power play for leadership.
then started the car wash of doom.
Laserbeak is terrifying in this movie, but cute in the cartoon lol.
@@mrprogamer96109 That was actually Ratbat, another casset-bot.
@@ltb1345 No, Buzzsaw is a genuine golden version of Laserbeak. He's just so unknown. I literally only found out about his existence through Transformers Devastation
Soundwave is just a big softie on the inside who loves his robot pets
How could another transformers film on picture show go wrong? Also lit seeing the new setup.
Optimus was really out there like " we did it Patrick! We saved the city!" As like three buildings collapse behind him
To be fair they saved the world all for the price of Chicago.
Like he's made so many people homeless
@@alexanderguerrero347 I say that's a good trade :P
@@Master10k2 Chicagoans just minding their day: this is the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals.
Thanks Optimus for making our crime rate go up by 5% by including cybertronian war crimes
@@alexanderguerrero347 that’s a steal if you ask me
Sentinel: “All I wanted was for our species to live.”
Optimus: *You’ve seen Old Yeller right?*
Fun Fact: This is Leonard Nimoy’s second transformers movie he’s in. He played Galvatron in the 1986 animated movie.
That's awesome, that man was a gift to the universe
i wish he could've played Galvatron in the bumblebeeverse...
He's also Michael Bay's cousin (though marriage)
14:22 he is actually, in the DOTM comic adaptation, Sentinel remarks that he "never really liked (Ironhide's) kind". In the movie's prequel comic, it's explained that Ironhide was a "Thetacon", a kind of tribal Cybertronian.
You mean "robot Aussies"
So he's robot racist
Robot racism is crazy 💀💀💀
Those comics do a way better job at telling the story than these movies.
@@HeliosThor64 So true
I just realized at 10:27, that was genuine anger Shia LaBeouf was letting out at that moment for all the agony that he’s had to go through making these movies😂
If it helps to encourage you guys: while the transformers movies do get worse and worse, the later ones also get *less* racist.
Bumblebee's really good though
@@captainbrexit6730 Compared to this absolute trash? Maybe, but that is not a high bar to get over.
Wow that's a very low bar. It would've just been great if the toy movies weren't racist to begin with.
Who gives a shit about racism. The newer ones suck
unfortunately they get more pedophilic which is ... Something
My favourite part of this whole movie is that Megatron saves Optimus who was absolutely gonna die by Sentinel's hands (who is the one essentially instigating everything that's happened during this movie) and then says we need to call for a truce and end the war and Optimus just says nah and proceeds to decapitate him like he's in Mortal goddamn Kombat.
And what´s worse, an intact Megatron which would totally be at least an average fighter.
To be fair, this is Megatron we’re talking about. Even I would take the chance to get rid of him once and for all
Honestly Megatron isn't that redeemable to begin with.
Megatron literally says "this is my planet" as he beats up Sentinel. There's no way he was going to leave humanity and the Autobots alone after he made the truce with Optimus. He did in the other ending, but I'm pretty sure it had him doing other stuff that made him seem more redeemable.
19:30 it's unsettling how realistically morbid this moment is portrayed in a movie about talking space cars
The combination of the Vsfx and the mixture of apathy and panic from the civilians made this a weirdly "real" scene for Micheal Bay
and I still wonder... why? They won, the Autobits were voted off planet and the world was handing itself over to the Decpticons. So... why invade Chicago?
what is? a spaceship destroying a building? wrong time stamp?
@M. Robinson The Primes: We have laws!
Megatron: We convinced your air force to join us.
I mentioned this video to a friend yesterday by talking about how crazy the War Crimes were in this movie and we were both surprised that "War Crime" wasn't just a Decepticon's name lmao
That’s be so fucking funny if that’s how Decepticons were named, just after abhorrent moral atrocities. Like ones called Ethnic Cleansing and the other is called Holocaust
Honestly, this is a good TF name. Lots of Transformers are just two cool names but together. (Ironhide, Blackout, Cliffjumper, Knockout, etc)
In the Transformers franchise as a whole all of the best characters have committed several pages worth of war crimes, especially in the comics.
That should be Flamewar's new name if Hasbro loses the copyright, lol.
Marcus: "How is this going to end?"
Optimis: "Time to find out."
Those two clips fit perfectly together!
6:17 Thanks for pointing this out! He's a background character in so much stuff. One show that I saw him in was Chuck, and he actually got a speaking role in the finale lol.
What’s his name?
I’ve always noticed this guy in stuff too and he’s always been “That background kid in Spiderman!” Glad to know I’m not alone 😅
They did that Super Bowl ad with him too.
I’ve noticed him on Nickelodeon shows, Spider-Man, and this movie. I remember thinking why is he in all of these movies? And he always got like a shot all to himself or that he was a very primary focus on
Chuck 🥺
Watching Optimus blow Sentinels brains out while he's begging for his life always make me laugh hysterically. It's so ridiculously out of character compared to other incarnations of him,Micheal Bay turned him into a remorseless sociopath and I love it.
Same with Megatrons line before "what would you be without me" had me so ready for like an optimus/Megatron fighting together scene but then optimus just slices him in half lol
My favorite part is when he's fighting Megatron, Starscream, and Grindor in the forest and he yells at the top of his freaking robot lungs: "I'LL KILL YOU ALL!"
That's definitely the Optimus I remember from the cybertron cartoon I grew up with lmfao
@@SeviathTheHumanDrago that scene lowkey went hard lmao. Wasn't it " I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON" though?
@@doemdirty2061 it was, only in the fourth one did he really start saying it.
@@doemdirty2061 Yep, my mistake. There's another instance where he shouts what I said but its against a horde of decepticons. I think it's the fourth movie when they retrieve the dinobots for the China battle now that I'm thinking about it.
"He says that they're a peaceful race; I don't believe that from anyone with built-in guns in their biology."
It's implied in Transformers Prime that their weapons aren't built-in, but installed. The Seson 1 finale starts a 3-episode series where Optimus loses his memory as leader of the Autobots, and is manipulated by Megatron to become a Decepticon. Eventually, he realized they're full of shit, and when Vehicons (Depticon cannon fodder) start kicking the shit out of him, he accidently pulls out his guns and goes, "I'm... armed?"
Though considering this is a Bay film, they probably are built-in in the movies.
Edit: I love these replies, especially the ones pointing out that this "peaceful race" does infact come out of the womb guns blazing in the movies.
Well, he wasn't manipulated... Orion Pax WAS a Decepticon back when Megatron fought for the freedom of slaves and didn't do purple space drugs.
Edit: That's why Knockout says "Welcome back to the winning team" implying his return. not to mention it's explicitly stated in the comics.
@@DestroyerApollyon Decepticon faction was fully formed AFTER Megatron and Optimus parted ways.
Plus transformers prime has little to nothing to do with the transformers film franchise even it’s worst episodes are much better that boyformers
@@michaelnally2841 TF Prime was the first in the line of new continuities which all followed the same origin of the war that even Bayformers did. That being the fact that it started with a revolutionary miner turned gladiator naming himself after the fallen Prime Megatronus. Bayformers has its own comic series exclusively for it, which expands on the universe, like how Megatron used to be a very reasonable and peace loving bot and his eventual descent to madness.
@@electricfeverx976 I know I watched it but I mean in terms of continuity outside of some design choices the backstory, and some of the same voice actors it has almost no connections to bay formers and it tells its story much better, and had Optimus and Megatron arguably at their best.
i love how by the end cosmo is laughing so hard he looks and sounds like he cant control his movements and the laughters taken over him entirely
The transformers fandom as a whole has just accepted these movies are over the top hilarious garbage so it’s nice to know no one is getting offended by these videos
Yeah because it's amazing and I love it
@@fupoflapo2386 Why do you have that profile picture?
@@Blue-Apple-fc9eo why not. It's great wouldn't you agree?
@@fupoflapo2386 Sure.
Dark of the moon and the first one isn’t garbage
I’ve said it before, but Dark of the Moon is a guilty pleasure movie for me. It’s a C+ movie for me. The first half is absolutely awful, but once the freeway chase scene happens, I thoroughly enjoy the chaos from there on out.
The second half in Chicago was super hyped. The human stuff with Sam was mostly the letdown
It looks like the writers just wanted to have fun, so he just started writing whatever.
Tbh I’m fine with most of the first half
I’d say more like a B on regular movie standards but in terms of entertainment it’s like an A
I’d bump it to a B. It’s like the perfect popcorn film
And once again we watch Optimus Prime’s decent into sociopathy deepen as the stress of fighting a war for thousands of years that has cost him his home and countless comrades strips away his morality, forcing him to greater and greater acts of violence, compromising his capacity for mercy in an endless struggle against an enemy that threatens to push him beyond his limits and force him to abandon his morals in a desperate hope he will still be the lesser evil. In this episode we watch a crucial moment in his story as his mentor betrays everything he thought he believed in, challenging Optimus in a way no other foe ever could and cementing that there is indeed no way back from everything he has seen and experienced and that the struggle of Optimus Prime to retain himself in a world that only seeks to break him in mind body and spirit is far from over.
This is why he is my fav version, a PTSD stricken soldier
People who say this genuinely are giving the Bayformer writers way too much credit
That’s the joke
@@realwaifus5514 I know I’m just saying
@@mediadetective6104 ahh ok true true
Shout out to the dude that had a re-upload posted whilst Marcus fought hard to get this re-published
The "sitting on the Lincoln Monument" is actually a nod to the original cartoon, where Megatron did the same thing.
You’d be surprised how many stupid shit people call these movies out for are from the cartoons, like the mass execution of all the transformers and random new ones appearing with no build up or reason how they got there
Oh, yeah. The cartoons were terrible. If you try to binge G1, you quickly realize that every single episode is the same.
@@santos8468 Beast Wars, Animated, and TF Prime were good though?
@@Starkiller-f6q I don't know
@@Starkiller-f6q I love prime. And the reputation of those you mentioned are goid
This is my favorite series, the guest marcus really adds a lot to dan's show
Man it's weird to see an actual set for Cosmonaut. I remember when picture show first started, it's been deceivingly long since that all started
22:49
This is Bayhem, compared to the other movies this is the most Bayoss we've seen
*That's* better.👌🏻
I wish they brought up the parts where Starscream dies after somebody sticks a spike grenade in his eye and the standard anti-transformer strategy used by infantry is sniping out the eyes so other troopers can blow off their legs.
This movie is a fuckin war film using transformers and I kinda love it.
screamers death was low key my favorite action scene even tho it was clearly written for Sam to look cool
I was hoping for that too, that death was morbid but funny considering that Screamer got killed by two fumbling humans
Kind of a fitting death for Starscream.
I imagine they react to it in the Patreon commentary
I love how they don’t point out how the so called hero immediately murdered the one who saved his life. It’s hilarious.
Most transformer fans gloss over that too. It took me a while to realize it to honestly.
“So called hero murdered the one who saved his life” yeah. The “so called hero” who saved earth 5 fucking times because the “one who saved his life” tried to destroy it 5 fucking times.
@@kingslayerx1716 for all he knows megaton has a change of heart and decided to be a good guy.
@@trev9168 he’s been fighting a war for millions of years I’m sure he knows Megatron for who he really is.
The Decepticons also literally are just trying to go home. After a millennia long uphill battle against fascists, saving his old friend and betrayer, Megatron just gets his head pulled out by him.
My favorite part of Transformers: Dark of the Moon is when Optimus kills the Decepticon helping him, and then double-taps a begging old man with a shotgun.
He hates Megatron and does it because Megatron wants a truce not peace. He wants to fight later on and kill others in the process. In the second movie when Megatron wants to sacrifice Sam for the matrix. Megatron says what’s one life for our people. Optimus calls him out on his shit and says you’ll never stop at one and knows Megatron is dangerous. That’s why he kills him when he can. He knows he’s full of shit. He kills Sentinel for betraying him and killing ironhide
He watched zombie land . Always double tap
@@alexanderguerrero347 ah yes, revenge. truly the best reason to murder your prisoners of war. there's a BIG difference between stopping the bad guy, and fucking executing him in cold blood.
the worst part is the the CGI in these movies actually looks really good compared to current marvel VFX
Yeah, TF movies always looks great with their CGI. It's always the story and character designs that fall flat on their face.
Its not like theyre making 10 transformers projects a year
Must be the military propaganda money
Actually as i think about it thats probably largely because marvel keeps trying to put cgi on ppl, while these movies use the cgi almost exclusively to create entirely cg robots that only ever look like robots or like, inanimate objects. Its gotta be way harder to make convincing cgi nanobot armor or whatever
@@leaffinite2001 Very true, and whenever CGI is layered over people in these movies it looks a lot worse so I guess they just chose to avoid that as much as possible
And what’s sad for DOTM is that in the original ending, Optimus and Megatron have a ceasefire together. Megatron and Optimus working together to stop Sentinel and having a ceasefire was logical. Not blaming it on Bay though; it was actually Amazon and Paramount’s fault.
Yeah, the test audiences disliked that ending & it was changed. It later appeared in the novelisation.
@@ngultrum1 I don’t think it was the test audiences that caused them to change the ending. Reportedly, an Amazon system error was the reason why.
Does it make sense? Megatron wants nothing more than to bring his homeworld back. Yeah, Sentinal fucks him over and he has the motivation to kill him but he has no motivation in stopping the invasion.
The movie’s crap with or without that more logical ending, so I’m totally fine with getting batshit crazy dishonorable Optimus instead. At least that’s really entertaining.
@@bebo2629 According to the novelization, which is a tie-in to the original ending to DOTM, all the destruction he had bought to restore Cybertron has, in reality, brought him nothing, with him and his Decepticons enslaving others. Now he wants to do the hard work with the Decepticons, by flying back to Cybertron and rebuilding it piece by piece.
14:22 “what if he’s really racist”
Sentinel: shoots the black bot first
In the novelisation (I believe), Sentinel says something along the lines of "I never liked their kind" after shooting Ironhide. This is in reference to how Ironhide, in these movies, was a part of a race of more tribal/primitive Cybertronians. So yeah, Sentinel is a space racist.
@@matt-ct8vw so you telling me they have the bot colored black be a “tribal one” smh 😤
@M. Robinson so he´s attacking the mentally handicap?
@@Pkagoo he isn't black colored in the comics, I believe, he's red in every other piece of media except Bayformers
@M. Robinson Pity we didn't get to see it.
"You know what would be really cool? A movie about Optimus Prime" said every Transformers fan ever and yet they still won't give it to us :(
Still holding out hope for a Prime origin
We got a Bumblebee movie, so i hope we get one off of Optimus Prime
@@superxavxii421 The best bet is the animated Cybertron film being made about Optimus/Orion Pax and Megatrons friendship so hopefully that is basically that.
I just wanna hear Peter cullen
I think they are scared they will ruin his character if he has more than 30 mins of screen time
The bit with the robots tearing that one apart with the smiling friends cut in actually made me choke on my food
Funfact! In the novelization of the movie, Megatron basically has enough of the war after beating up Sentinel and Optimus DOESN'T murder him in cold blood and they stop the war.
That was actually supposed to be the film ending, but test audiences disliked it. So it was changed.
@@ngultrum1 probably because the test screen audience didn’t watch the original transformers.
@@ngultrum1 lol wait so test audiences hated it because prime went for PEACE instead of MURDER?
I thought you were going to say that Megatron has enough of war then Optimus Prime murders him anyway.
@@ngultrum1 no it was because amazon leaked the ending via the comic adaptation, so michael bay rushed to reshoot the ending.
Marcus calling various strange and bizarre looking people “ghouls” is my favourite genre of UA-cam
I remember seeing this movie in the theater. I walked out of that building feeling like I had just been through a lobotomy.
This is the kind of shit they'd play for Alex when he's getting Ludovico'd in A Clockwork Orange
Why would you go see this voluntarily?
@@donovanfaust3227 I was a young fool.
13:57 I love how they both acknowledged that this guy looked like the Predator.
Fun fact: it's name is crankcase.
I had to Google that.
@@rhysofsneezingdragon1758I thought that guy was Dreadbot, but then I realized I had him confused with another Decepticon who looked exactly like him. They literally just reused this model for a completely different character in a different movie lmao
As someone who unironically love these movies, watching you two tear into them is still entertaining and hilarious. Idk how yall do it
Dude I’m exactly the same
Im not gonna like i was lowkey sad they were tearing this one up because i thought this one was the good one out the whole franchise. Damn i didnt know how dumb it really is😭😭😭😭😭
Exactly 💯😊 it was FUCKING rad and Awesome
@@Nowhats Yeah same here, because my brain be off on airplane mode
@@Nowhats I think this one is the best too
14:25 Marcus said “Oh My god not my favorite…autobot” I started dying because he Ironhide (the one who was shot) actually was my brothers’ favorite and he screamed when he was shot 😂
It's sad because to thats probably the average reaction of any average audience member. Bay didn't do enough to make the characters distinct and memorable. We fans know them, but everyone else only knows Megatron, Bumblebee and Optimus.
@@superxavxii421 Yeah that plus the "who are you" at Ratchet at 26:58 really show that Bay did not do a good job designing the autobots lol.
@@wes186 he did a great job
Jazz was my favorite. . .
My mouth was to the floor when Megatron ripped him in 2 I was like 9 then and that scene alone stuck with me
I didn’t scream but he was my favorite character as a kid so it definitely hurt hard.
Honestly having these two lines by the same person in the same movie is hilarious. 2:20 and 20:47
To be fair, he did say "we were once," not "we are currently"
@@Ricekrispy10 true but it's still pretty funny
OP: kill them all
Me: *imsorryWHAT?*
It’s called… “cHaRaCter DeVelOpMenT”
The hilarious part is that every time he said "Is that John Malkovich?!" The character _did_ slightly resemble John Malkovich
Marcus you had me dying at all the execution scenes. I laughed so hard I cried.
Me too 😭😭 that shit was funny
I forgot that there were *multiple* executions in this movie, I was HOWLING, holy shit.
This sounds like such a psychotic statement out of context lol
@@bizuko2307 I remember as a kid, when Bee and Wheeljack we're about to get executed I was like "NOO NOT BUMBLEBEE". Now I'm here laughing my ass off at this scene.
It really does, im sorry, friend, lmafo @omegagaming609
In regards to the plot operating on "nine-year-old" logic, yeah, that's deliberate. A lot of the major plot points apart from Sentinel Prime being a traitor (the Decepticons convincing Earth to banish the Autobots, destroying the Autobot ship as they are leaving, taking now-defenseless humankind as slave labour, and transporting Cybertron into Earth's orbit) are pulled directly from episodes of the 1980s cartoon series. Specifically, the episodes "Megatron's Master Plan" and "The Ultimate Doom." Even Megatron sitting on Lincoln's throne is a nod to the original cartoon. Honestly, I find that to be a breath of fresh air into the films. It feels like the start of them making at least some effort to evoke any of the lore from elsewhere in the franchise. Of course, by the time _The Last Knight_ comes around, it devolves into utter incomprehensibility.
This movie had a ton of foreshadowing as well
@@kingslayerx1716 yep.
Funnily enough, I watched this movie before I watched the original cartoon, so I retroactively got a lot of the references after watching the show.
The fandom's reaction to bumblebee was like if someone was being starved for 30 years straight and then got fed a little stale mcdonalds french fry. How much can you really complain?
Hey now, don’t diss Bumblebee like that. It was a pretty great movie/soft reboot for the Transformers films.
@@halfmettlealchemist8076 eh, great is pushing it
@@halfmettlealchemist8076 to basically explain Bumblebee's continuity:
The movie was originally being developed as a prequel to the Micheal Bay Transformers movies. After the financial underperformance of Transformers the Last Knight, Paramount decided go rework the movie into a reboot of the franchise.
bumblebee was derivative but at least it was earnest
Bumblebee is that movie you love the first time cause of the Cybertron scene, but then the day after you struggle to remember anything else beyond that point
Optimus in G1: *Hesitates in killing a Decepticon pleading for their life, as he values lives of even enemies to a degree*
Optimus in Bayformers: *executes a pleading Decepticon without hesitation*
And that’s why I’d rather follow bayverse prime
Sentinel was too dangerous to be left alive. He deserved to perish after causing the deaths of thousands of innocent people in Chicago and not to mention he brutally murdered Ironhide.
@@kingslayerx1716 Behold, Kingslayerx17: The Lord-of-edge.
@@exquisitecorpse__ a leader who is willing to kill is much better than a leader who isn’t
But Sentinel Prime is an Autobot
The absolute most abrupt ending in this whole series and possibly of any movie I've ever seen is still Transformers: The Last Knight
"We are a peaceful race..."
*Proclaims he's going to kill everyone as he watches his men literally draw and quarter a defeated Decepticon with their bare hands instead of using one of the many weapons they all have built into their bodies.*
Okay, Optimus
A ruined franchise far removed from the superior source material.
He said we “were” a peaceful race so I think Optimus has realized how blood thirsty they’ve become, there’s no turning back for them now
@@AntiDecepticonCampaign couldn’t have said it better
Optimus: I'm just a peaceful guy!
Megatron: You're literally a fascist!
@@AntiDecepticonCampaign G1 wasn't any better by a long stretch, it was cheap. People only like it because it was the 1st and the nostalgia.
Sick new set
Love the vids man been watching for 5 years now, basically all the way through high school with my final year coming up in the next few weeks
Love you so much keep doing what you do ❤
❤️
Ive also been watchin that long bro!
.... dont remind me
same here!! except all during college for me! onto my last year of uni now and i always rewatch old vids hehe
23:30 “optimus is stuck in the web” had me dying laughing for a good five minutes straight
You know that stereotypes are kinda true when you see the success of these films. Bay literally took what men like: cars, robots, spies, hot chicks, obsessive slo-mo and battles; threw it in a movie and bam: Transformers.
And that's why it fell apart after the 3rd
Guns, don’t forget guns.
@@fupoflapo2386 To me only the first movie was good and enjoyable. You know… it came out in 2007 or so, it had a cool idea and good CGI for the time. After the first they repeated the Megatron-Optimus formula in every film, it’s astonishing. But we deserve this shit: 5 billion at the box office, with 1.1 billion of costs. It’s literally a money machine, with 2 other film programmed (2023, 2024).
@@fupoflapo2386 Personally at least its better than revenge of the fallen
@@PageMajor yeah it is
You know, I unironically think this is the best film in the series. I kinda love it
Agree everyone D riding these guys hard
Idk, age of extinction went kind of hard
The first one and this one are the best, 2 is just kind of a mess. Except for Optimus tearing The Fallen apart.
Dark of the Moon is unironically the best out of the Bayformers movies. An actually sympathetic motive for the villains (wanting to revive Cybertron), plot twists, dark tone when things get serious, etc.
Honestly had the best action for sure. Just skip the first half
"He's a warmongering car-man. I'm actually kinda interested now."
I love the visceral reaction Marcus has to the movie, not knowing what to do with his hands as he laughs.
26:30 I've been watching this movie since it came out. I don't think I could describe how unintentionally funny this is without sounding like a sociopathic madman.
I love that they just turn into full on war criminals for absolutely zero reason.
They're just there and lay water to a whole planet just because
"The Badgers! They are the Badgers! They are the ter-rorr-rists and like to eat bab-ies!"
“They made that shit up about the slaves” - Marcus Turner, The Cosmonaut Variety Hour, 20:42
Kanye moment
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Wait...his last name is Turner?
I'm pretty sure his name is Marcus Cosmonaut
@@ggt47 Yeah...
@@dandylionwine No that's his real name.
I love that Marcus calls Epps “Roman” in these videos, literally might as well be the exact same character. Same universe. Vroom vroom shooty boom.
I wish Epps did do car fu, Lennox gets to do his stunt on the bike in the first movie
26:18-26:59 is the hardest I’ve ever laughed watching a picture show, and probably during this entire year
Same
*"NO, OPTIMUS, PLEASE"*
@@Me-wx1mt *”HE SAID ‘NO’! 😂🤣😂💀”*
@@_somerandomguyontheinternet_ lmao just their reactions alone was so funny
@@Me-wx1mt agreed.
26:29 had me dying for 10 minutes i just kept rewinding it. Possibly the funniest picture show I have ever seen keep up the good work men
I still think until this day centinel was asking for mercy in vane but man..... Seeing optimus picking up the shotgun as he says that kills me, its open to such a wrong interpretation xf
@@sebastiansuazo2734 fax 💀
Marcus summed the franchise up perfectly in the first transformers video: “we are simply war mongering cars”
11:41 "it's the chicken from Moana!"
poor Alan Tudyk. I love him so much, and he keeps ending up in stuff like this.