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  • @bobbyshewan4229
    @bobbyshewan4229 Місяць тому +4514

    Seeing Marcus and Dan’s slow descent into madness from this series has been a beautiful experience

    • @Chadius_Thundercock
      @Chadius_Thundercock Місяць тому +60

      Just like the transformers series in general, a slow decay

    • @kdusel1991
      @kdusel1991 Місяць тому +16

      ​@@Chadius_Thundercock at least the bumblebee movie and the most recent one is supposedly better.

    • @Chadius_Thundercock
      @Chadius_Thundercock Місяць тому +7

      @@kdusel1991that’s not saying much with how trash this series is overall

    • @giovonniiclayton
      @giovonniiclayton Місяць тому +3

      @@kdusel1991the bumblebee movie and rise of the beast is so bad it just killed my taste for transformers for a while bro 😂😂😂

    • @giovonniiclayton
      @giovonniiclayton Місяць тому

      @@Chadius_Thundercockfacts the franchise is just getting worse by the year 2025 is going to be the last year I collect the figures

  • @cadden9938
    @cadden9938 Місяць тому +1963

    "That's the watch that killed Hitler." That has to be up there on the list of most bonkers quotes in cinematic history.

    • @aacmbirdzilla2343
      @aacmbirdzilla2343 Місяць тому +40

      At least not as horrible as "Somehow Palpatine return"

    • @dnegrete3736
      @dnegrete3736 Місяць тому +53

      @@aacmbirdzilla2343No because not only did Hitler not die from a watch, but watches don’t kill people

    • @PrimeBoyProductions
      @PrimeBoyProductions Місяць тому

      @@dnegrete3736 That's the point. The watch was a Transformer that killed him. The point is to show that Transformers have been an integral part of human history.

    • @manjackson2772
      @manjackson2772 Місяць тому

      Hitler killed himself. By the transitive property, that watch IS Hitler.

    • @Blue-Apple-fc9eo
      @Blue-Apple-fc9eo Місяць тому +3

      @@dnegrete3736 I mean at least it’s a funny line.

  • @iLuvThighs
    @iLuvThighs Місяць тому +5787

    Fun Fact:
    The army that King Arthur is fighting is the Anglo-Saxons. In the real world, the Saxons invaded and became the founders of what is now England. England also exists in the Transformers universe. This means that even though King Arthur had a giant alien metal dragon helping him with the war, they still lost.

  • @puffd4nny
    @puffd4nny Місяць тому +511

    "What is this, some kind of suicide squad?"
    Marcus just keeps on hitting homeruns

    • @williamdaviddiazcuchimaque7511
      @williamdaviddiazcuchimaque7511 Місяць тому +3

      Aoe:cazamos tanto Autobots como Decepticons
      Tlk: cazamos Autobots pero metemos a los Decepticons en prisión

  • @michaeldarbyshire4581
    @michaeldarbyshire4581 Місяць тому +3519

    Met Peter Cullen (Optimus Prime) at a con a few months ago and watching his demeanor change when it was questions about the bay movies versus anything else in the franchise was beyond entertaining 😭💀

    • @KingBrachion92
      @KingBrachion92 Місяць тому +346

      Like Hasbro themselves, I'm sure at the end of the day he thinks, "yeah, but they got me the money so I can do shit I really want to do."

    • @eiriksundby
      @eiriksundby Місяць тому +466

      ​@@KingBrachion92 except they didn't invite him to the premiere of any of these movies until rise of the beasts and are generally hesitant about hiring him because he's a union actor.

    • @laserbeamlightning
      @laserbeamlightning Місяць тому +333

      @@eiriksundbythank god he’s Union then

    • @thepoleontheroad
      @thepoleontheroad Місяць тому +96

      Poor Mr. Cullen, at least the phantom of the Bay series is no more or in the form of a better film franchise

    • @dkkanofkash8798
      @dkkanofkash8798 Місяць тому +60

      @@eiriksundby If Peter Cullen is a union actor and yet he keeps coming back to voice Optimus Prime, then why are they hesitant to hire him? Are they stupid?

  • @Horrormaster13
    @Horrormaster13 Місяць тому +2246

    (23:18) Sam Witwicky dying off-screen is like, the opposite of 'Somehow, Palpatine returned'

    • @T4ZSK1
      @T4ZSK1 Місяць тому +493

      My headcanon from this point forward will be that Sam Witwicky died by getting hit by a car. A regular car.

    • @sentientmustache8360
      @sentientmustache8360 Місяць тому +281

      “Somehow, Kylo Ren tripped and snapped his neck”

    • @roseolivas08
      @roseolivas08 Місяць тому +12

      ​@@sentientmustache8360Shogun

    • @deepbluesea7623
      @deepbluesea7623 Місяць тому +134

      “Somehow Sam Witwicky Died”

    • @ToxicTurquoise454
      @ToxicTurquoise454 Місяць тому

      That you would compare the two leaves me honestly sickened, I love TROS and absolutely loathe Transformers 5
      And if you think they are on the same level then you are absolutely brainwashed and just fucking stupid, TROS is better than it on every single possible level. Even the overly bluish lighting in TROS is better than the miserable steely look TLK has.

  • @RikuVA
    @RikuVA Місяць тому +345

    21:52
    I choose to believe the script said something along the lines of "Sir Edmund looks over his shoulder and rips the page out of the book, faking a loud sneeze to hide the tearing."
    And I also choose to believe Anthony Hopkins read this and went "I see what you want. _Allow me to improve upon it._ " and we got that shot. haha

    • @iamnotthatguy7166
      @iamnotthatguy7166 Місяць тому +20

      he is the light in this abyss of a movie

    • @James_Apk
      @James_Apk Місяць тому +6

      Oh yeah. It might be that way.

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia Місяць тому +1

      Regardless, Marcus's reaction absolutely how does wheezing!🤣🤣

  • @kieranleehamilton
    @kieranleehamilton Місяць тому +887

    Marcus’s “NO!” Had 29:47 genuinely had me crying

    • @jacobcurrent2703
      @jacobcurrent2703 Місяць тому +157

      Legit had the exact same energy of Spider-Man screaming *"NO!"* in the 90s Animated Series, lmao

    • @juniejulynie
      @juniejulynie Місяць тому +69

      that was pure anguish

    • @shanemiller1182
      @shanemiller1182 Місяць тому +41

      @@jacobcurrent2703Glad I wasn’t the only one that thought that lol. It’s almost exactly the same

    • @murilosampaio1264
      @murilosampaio1264 Місяць тому +28

      That came from the soul man😢

    • @mr.galaxy5028
      @mr.galaxy5028 Місяць тому +14

      It sounded like Luke Skywalkers No 😂

  • @anguswaterhouse9255
    @anguswaterhouse9255 Місяць тому +1448

    THEY KILLED OFF THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THE FIRST THREE MOVIES OFFSCREEN IN A VISUAL GAG WHERE HIS PORTRAIT APPEARED??

    • @KillahMate
      @KillahMate Місяць тому +189

      That's not surprising - as the guys mentioned, all Michael Bay movie leads are losers and Bay hates them all. (Yes, Bay hates the main characters of his own movies, that's why his movies are like that. The best thing he ever made is Pain and Gain because that's the one time where it makes sense to hate the main characters.)

    • @anguswaterhouse9255
      @anguswaterhouse9255 Місяць тому +37

      @@KillahMate I also like AmbuLAnce, it was fun.
      But still, its so fucking stupid to kill off your lead like that

    • @Cris00900340
      @Cris00900340 Місяць тому +6

      not explicitly, im sure they were willing to keep it ambiguous indefinitely until shia decided to return to a sequel

    • @DukeSkylocker
      @DukeSkylocker Місяць тому +60

      @@KillahMate It honestly kind of fascinates me just how cynical of a director Michael Bay is. Like, there isn't even any reason for this cynicism, it's not like he's trying to make some sort of point. I mean the guy specializes in summer popcorn fair, and yet his cast of characters always seem to be involve a protagonist that he himself hates and doesn't put an ounce of effort into getting the audience to like him, a love interest where every shot makes it clear she's nothing but eye candy and a cast of every annoying stereotype and caricature you can think of.
      Looking at his earlier work, it makes me appreciate just how charismatic the likes of Nic Cage, Will Smith and Ewan McGregor were that they were able to overcome Bay's cynicism.

    • @gojifansuper
      @gojifansuper Місяць тому +3

      Pulling a JJK with this one

  • @zackerycooper7602
    @zackerycooper7602 Місяць тому +1997

    Aw baby, time to watch this in full before Marcus's inevitable community post about it being taken down.

    • @directorforplastic7929
      @directorforplastic7929 Місяць тому +34

      Somewhat related, but what happened to the Shrek Forever After picture show? It’s not visible on his channel and I haven’t seen any post from Marcus acknowledging its disappearance.

    • @hunterchapman4699
      @hunterchapman4699 Місяць тому +11

      ​@directorforplastic7929 literally that reason. I've heard him mention it before. Maybe his "review review" videos?

    • @matiasaguilar2500
      @matiasaguilar2500 Місяць тому +4

      @@directorforplastic7929oh man is it really gone?

    • @directorforplastic7929
      @directorforplastic7929 Місяць тому +2

      @@matiasaguilar2500yeah I can’t find it anywhere

    • @ggt47
      @ggt47 Місяць тому

      Already downloaded the video.

  • @just_james
    @just_james Місяць тому +197

    28:01 "The Guardian Knights.. are going to kill me."
    Thank you Michael Bay

  • @aaronhabib7046
    @aaronhabib7046 Місяць тому +244

    18:39 this implies decepticons, in some way, owned plantations

    • @TheWinjin
      @TheWinjin Місяць тому

      IIRC Autobots are the royalists really and the Decepticons are dirty Commies or something like that. The base lore behind Transformers and war for Cybertron, the old school one, is insane

    • @raiden1766
      @raiden1766 11 днів тому +1

      Plantationcons? Planticons? Slavercons?

  • @Jack-sy8mr
    @Jack-sy8mr Місяць тому +995

    Optimus Prime: “I must go, my planet needs me”
    **Note: Optimus died on the way back to his home planet**

    • @HurricaneDDragon
      @HurricaneDDragon Місяць тому +34

      I like to think that Optimus forgot that he became half truck while on Earth, and thus was no longer fit to withstand space travel. 🤣

    • @isaiahtorok7079
      @isaiahtorok7079 Місяць тому +4

      The end of xenosaga

    • @Wing-Zero-si1eu
      @Wing-Zero-si1eu Місяць тому +2

      In my version of Age of Extinction. After the Battle of Hong Kong. Optimus travels to the Moon, to get the Ark back online with the Matrix. Plot Twist. Just like Animated, the ship is Omega Supreme. He helps Optimus to travel to far reaches of Space, to find his Creators. Wish that actually happened instead of letting Optimus flying in Space.

    • @DanDoesStuffs
      @DanDoesStuffs Місяць тому +2

      I think they mentioned it in the tie-in comics that he saved some alien on his way and that's why his energon dried up because of the extra energy consumption. They could have taken ONE SECOND to mention this in the movie so that optimus wouldn't have looked like an idiot but they didn't.

  • @PatrickBoyda
    @PatrickBoyda Місяць тому +1474

    "It's been a while...things have really gone downhill" is the perfect descriptor for people discovering and revisiting The Last Knight

    • @kdusel1991
      @kdusel1991 Місяць тому +8

      I honestly stopped after 4. 4 completely broke me.

    • @dankerbell
      @dankerbell Місяць тому +33

      ​@@kdusel1991bumblebee is a reboot so you might enjoy that since it's better than all the previous 5, but yeah tlk is unwatchable

    • @murilosampaio1264
      @murilosampaio1264 Місяць тому +6

      The Last Knight Cemented in my memory and my uncle's that the transformers movies as a whole are the movies you watch to grow back pain, because of how long and tiring that shit was, I actually remember getting tired in the theater the first time I watched, like actual physical lack of strength, I was like 12 or 14 when I watched it

    • @jole5468
      @jole5468 Місяць тому

      The last knight is the best one just because of the butler robot

    • @unbannablebanjo3744
      @unbannablebanjo3744 7 днів тому

      ​@@kdusel1991 4 had potential, especially if 5 was good. However, 5 was so astronomically bad that it made 4 irredeemable

  • @LittleWhiteRabbitB
    @LittleWhiteRabbitB Місяць тому +552

    So in the FIRST MOVIE OF THIS FRANCHISE we saw all of the Transformers come to Earth. It was pretty obviously their first time here. These movies are retconning their OWN ESTABLISHED UNIVERSE. I love watching you guys pick them apart, I will watch your videos over and over.

    • @Endru85x
      @Endru85x Місяць тому +66

      I seen a lot of convulted stories, but Bayformers are in the top spot for sure. We go to unknown planet called Earth...oh wait, out guys were there before. Oh and a decepticon who chilled in museum. Also Megatron : a pity i could not fly to the moon and find this army and continue my deal with Sentinel. Also also Megatron in TLK : i got some unknown before guys, there were just locked. And dont even ask me how and why i changed my look. I guess he did not like name Galvatron.

    • @astrobat1638
      @astrobat1638 Місяць тому +39

      That's one of the things out of the millions that I disliked from the Bayverse. They practically retconned ALL of the previously established lore to make way for a new cinematic universe (one that will never see the light of day because The Last Knight failed).

    • @SwainixFPV
      @SwainixFPV Місяць тому +6

      @@Endru85x I didn't really know the movies but I saw a video where the guy basically presented Optimus as the bad guy and it makes a lot more sense lol

    • @directorforplastic7929
      @directorforplastic7929 Місяць тому +2

      @@SwainixFPVoh yeah I’ve seen that video, I love it a lot

    • @Cris00900340
      @Cris00900340 Місяць тому +1

      only optimus' team other than bumblebee

  • @leozimmer6140
    @leozimmer6140 Місяць тому +216

    This movie is so insane that @ 26:00 when they go “it is found” in a weird voice for a fat second I thought it was actually just dialogue from the movie

  • @mesousagaby740
    @mesousagaby740 Місяць тому +629

    "The guardians are going to kill me. :(" - Optimus Prime

    • @WhyNot-mj3hj
      @WhyNot-mj3hj Місяць тому +68

      “I’m coming”- Optimus “give me your face” Prime

    • @Excelsior1937
      @Excelsior1937 Місяць тому +35

      (Person in a Saw trap) “I’m going to have my eyes gouged out”

    • @demon-goat
      @demon-goat Місяць тому +21

      I’m going to turn into a truck now

    • @zom8680
      @zom8680 Місяць тому +11

      Prime just got done playing Halo 5

    • @RohinNair
      @RohinNair Місяць тому +3

      Optimus was just quoting Blade Runner
      "Time to die 🥲"

  • @fugyfruit
    @fugyfruit Місяць тому +227

    I do love the implication that Merlin had super advanced alien technology and somehow they still lost the war to the Normans

    • @qstionblomens6138
      @qstionblomens6138 Місяць тому +31

      *the Saxons
      The Saxons then lost to the Normans

  • @jonts7
    @jonts7 Місяць тому +72

    "The military are stupid enough to trust Megatron, the guy that did blow up chicago twice"
    Marcus always finds the funniest possible way to describe plots, I swear

  • @joasegoans3709
    @joasegoans3709 Місяць тому +283

    Anthony Hopkins randomly screaming at the 21:57 is the funniest thing I've seen in my entire life. I feel so related with Marcus just saying 'I don't know' while craying out of laugh

    • @andrewchapman1494
      @andrewchapman1494 Місяць тому +47

      I'm pretty sure the joke was that he was shouting to cover up the sound of him ripping the page out. But like, it's a library lmfao any noise is gonna draw attention. This movie is amazing loool

    • @tessaavalos8651
      @tessaavalos8651 Місяць тому +8

      LMFAOO im so serious like why did he do that

    • @joasegoans3709
      @joasegoans3709 Місяць тому +19

      @@andrewchapman1494 Yeah I think he's pretending to be coughing or something but instead he makes the weirdest scream

    • @spiiirrriiit
      @spiiirrriiit Місяць тому +3

      Funniest thing to me is he does the fake cough at the same time he turns around, so it looks like something jumpscared him so hard he accidentally tore a page off 😂

    • @iamnotthatguy7166
      @iamnotthatguy7166 Місяць тому +3

      if the editing weren’t so atrocious I’d probably be laughing with the joke and not at it.

  • @choy5792
    @choy5792 Місяць тому +1128

    29:46 genuinely the funniest fucking shot of all time, ragdolling hopkins and megatron flying off

    • @haydenrhead7692
      @haydenrhead7692 Місяць тому +154

      The way everything is slow mo except megatron who just flys off fast as fuck

    • @tropiccheekss
      @tropiccheekss Місяць тому +71

      something i wish they picked up on is they have his bald head like smoking when he's laying there 😭

    • @tropiccheekss
      @tropiccheekss Місяць тому +22

      there's even a little fire that comes out of the top i stg

    • @Franko384
      @Franko384 Місяць тому +20

      Hopkins literally looks a GTA 5 NPC in that shot😂

    • @Kolbatsu
      @Kolbatsu Місяць тому +47

      The poor man didn't even know what movie he was in and he was thrown like he was in a valve game

  • @Nasiruify
    @Nasiruify Місяць тому +409

    It feels like two editors are fighting for dominance using the aapect ratio 🤣🤣🤣

  • @joaobarcessat_
    @joaobarcessat_ Місяць тому +183

    I can't believe either Marcus or Dan noticed that Optimus says "I've come" in 26:21

    • @tonydub98
      @tonydub98 Місяць тому +30

      I was expecting a legendary reaction and Dan talked right over it

  • @meat7490
    @meat7490 Місяць тому +85

    I love how Optimus Prime had always been saying “I’ll kill you” or “We’ll kill them all” but then 27:59 flips it 😂

  • @RavielUriaHamon
    @RavielUriaHamon Місяць тому +675

    Something truly magical about Marcus yelling "SAM WITWICKY!" in elation at 18:49.

  • @Kuroiikawa
    @Kuroiikawa Місяць тому +291

    10:40 There was genuine joy in Dan's face when he realized that was Steve Buschemi.

  • @rickkcir2151
    @rickkcir2151 Місяць тому +84

    I think it’s hilarious how transformers were supposed to be this well kept big secret. Like as far as the world was concerned. The Fallen announcing himself on TV was their big reveal.
    Yet, transformers were just out fighting in the revolutionary war, and the war of the coalition, and alongside King Arthur. Like, they were posing for pictures. Artists made paintings of them. How did a soldier not go home in the 1700s and go “The war was brutal Mary. By the way, France has a giant metal demon fighting for them”

  • @murilosampaio1264
    @murilosampaio1264 Місяць тому +61

    10:39 These 2 mfers did not just glossed over the fact a normal, midle aged man, THROWING THE SEVERED HEAD OF A GIANT METAL ROBOT LIKE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FOAM. It THUDS when it hits the ground, he just pushes it like its NOTHING

  • @enbytoon
    @enbytoon Місяць тому +502

    We finally made it to the end of the Bayformers :’)
    Fun fact with the aspect ratio, they used IMAX and regular cameras just because they WANTED TO so it just kept switching cause Bay felt like it!

    • @rigatonipasta
      @rigatonipasta Місяць тому +13

      They need to watch the 1986 good movie

    • @strangerjones5576
      @strangerjones5576 Місяць тому +18

      Bruh like it's kinda annoying when Christopher Nolan does this but at least his movies only change aspect ratios depending on the scene... and not EVERY FUCKING SHOT

  • @codenamejolt
    @codenamejolt Місяць тому +404

    A moment of appreciation for Marcus and Dan for being able to bravely go through the Bayformers saga

  • @UnableToWin
    @UnableToWin Місяць тому +64

    28:01 The Guardian knights.... are going to kill me.... I CANT WITH THIS DIALOGUE LMAO

  • @ML1399TheyStoleMyName
    @ML1399TheyStoleMyName Місяць тому +148

    The funniest thing about this movie is that it was clearly meant to set up more shit (They were genuinely planning on doing a show about the secret history of Transformers on Earth), but within a week or two of its theatrical debut the marketing switched up to imply that this was the last one

    • @WyattoonsComics
      @WyattoonsComics Місяць тому +7

      Part of the big cinematic explosion and immediate implosion lol what a wild time of Hollywood to live through

  • @TheRibottoStudios
    @TheRibottoStudios Місяць тому +731

    Steve Jablonsky really had no right to go as hard as he did for the Transformers movies but he DID and I'm so glad for it.

    • @stevenlannister184
      @stevenlannister184 Місяць тому +74

      Agreed. The music is really good considering the rest of it.

    • @jedisalamander2457
      @jedisalamander2457 Місяць тому +54

      Legit the best thing in these movies is the score, it goes so hard

    • @eiriksundby
      @eiriksundby Місяць тому +43

      Honestly, his music is too good for these movies. Like the music is so cool and inspires so much emotion, but the movie does nothing to actually match the emotion implied by the music.
      So in that way, the soundtrack is great as music, but not so much as a score. Like the music will be grand and emotional. But then the stuff on screen does nothing to reflect that, so it ends up feeling like the music is trying to compensate rather than elevate.
      This is what i like about rise of the beasts' music. While the compositions aren't as impressive as Jablonsky's per se, they're a lot more apropriate for the emotion the film intends for us to feel.

    • @laserbeamlightning
      @laserbeamlightning Місяць тому +1

      Hi Mary lol

    • @halfmettlealchemist8076
      @halfmettlealchemist8076 Місяць тому +13

      I hope he got paid enough for his work on these films to afford physical therapy, because his back must hurt from carrying this entire franchise

  • @TheBattlesword
    @TheBattlesword Місяць тому +74

    Fun fact: Bumblebee's voice was just temp audio from the movie's sound engineer and Bay kept it in due to apparently liking the delivery

  • @GenericProtagonist118
    @GenericProtagonist118 Місяць тому +27

    The thing about them being "canonically" called Transformers in this film and the one before this that makes it infinitely stupider is that they have for THE LONGEST TIME been known in other media and in the fandom as "Cybertronians". It's literally a devolution of already established lore.

  • @Cookie_Pickles
    @Cookie_Pickles Місяць тому +15

    "The last thing you hear is 'get down with the hound' before you're deaf for the rest of your life" is so funny

  • @Covelion
    @Covelion Місяць тому +95

    "That was the watch that killed hitler." WHAT. WHAT IS HAPPENING.

  • @xVityl
    @xVityl Місяць тому +44

    "The Guardian Knights are going to kill me" it's almost like he's speaking directly to me

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia Місяць тому +7

      Tell don't show, amiright.

  • @fr0ck360
    @fr0ck360 Місяць тому +27

    32:20 This scene always stuck in my head when I’m watching this movie. A rare and oddly genuine interaction between those two that could go somewhere, but get wasted in this movie

  • @ToiletGrenade
    @ToiletGrenade Місяць тому +84

    Transformers 1 plot: "They've been here longer than we've known!!!"
    Transformers 2 plot: "They've been here longer than we've known!!!"
    Transformers 3 plot: "They've been here longer than we've known!!!"
    Transformers 4 plot: "They've been here longer than we've known!!!"
    Transformers 5 plot: "They've been here longer than we've known!!! Also the planet itself is a transformer!!!"

    • @Endru85x
      @Endru85x Місяць тому +14

      Also those movies... hey we killed Megatron twice, Lockdown is dead tooo. hey you wanna another Megatron comeback, he will have a new skin and bunch of losers who were just locked up!

  • @wintersakiller
    @wintersakiller Місяць тому +213

    Thumbnail goes hard asf

  • @optiprimal4280
    @optiprimal4280 Місяць тому +12

    Funny thing about that general guy at 7:29 is that he died in the first movie, but came back as a completely different character in the next film but with a different name this time around.

  • @gram2466
    @gram2466 Місяць тому +26

    If Sam Witwicky died prior to the events of The Last Knight, that means Shia Laboeuf has been killed off between films in two major franchises now

    • @rhysofsneezingdragon1758
      @rhysofsneezingdragon1758 26 днів тому +2

      What was the other one?

    • @directorforplastic7929
      @directorforplastic7929 17 днів тому +2

      @@rhysofsneezingdragon1758Indiana Jones is the other one. In The Dial of Destiny it was revealed that Mutt Williams died in the Vietnam War before the start of the movie.

  • @equinox_1822
    @equinox_1822 Місяць тому +85

    29:45 watching Anthony Hopkins being thrown in the air like a rag doll is sending me

  • @Francis-ev1ku
    @Francis-ev1ku Місяць тому +440

    It’s getting to the point where Marcus might like the Rise of Skywalker more than all of the Transformers movies combined

    • @Jarvis466
      @Jarvis466 Місяць тому +10

      😂😂😂💀💀💀

    • @Jdudhhsuxbsksj
      @Jdudhhsuxbsksj Місяць тому +46

      No, this has more delicious garbage than that movie

    • @CrowTRobot
      @CrowTRobot Місяць тому +43

      Nah Rise hurt him on a deep level because he had hope and expectations. He never had high expectations for Transformers.

    • @The_Aleph_Null
      @The_Aleph_Null Місяць тому +21

      I doubt it, transformers movies at least get really funny when you think about how stupid everything is, but that doesnt happen with sequel star wars movies

    • @kdusel1991
      @kdusel1991 Місяць тому +7

      ​@@CrowTRobot I felt the same about Rise as I thought it would build on what came before with TLJ but it didn't. Say what you want about TLJ but it had a lot of good stuff in it baked around the dumber stuff.

  • @phoenixyoutube2706
    @phoenixyoutube2706 Місяць тому +22

    Marcus breaking at 28:15 is truly amazing

  • @vishalthefirst4140
    @vishalthefirst4140 Місяць тому +58

    As Mr Sunday movies said it best
    This movie's writers had a script on viking dark ages lying around and just added transformers to them.
    Then submitted it to Michael Bay who had somehow already begun with the photography on the movie.

  • @alexfeher6831
    @alexfeher6831 Місяць тому +198

    12:50 Love that the fake ass reflections just stay on her glasses when she looks away

    • @demon-goat
      @demon-goat Місяць тому +19

      holy shit lol

    • @expendableindigo9639
      @expendableindigo9639 Місяць тому +9

      I was wondering what that was supposed to be lol.

    • @mastaroshi23
      @mastaroshi23 Місяць тому

      Million of dollars made! and they still kept that shit in it hahaha fuck these movies are next level trash

    • @iamnotthatguy7166
      @iamnotthatguy7166 Місяць тому +1

      what’s even the point of doing a fake reflection???

  • @DanielGreeneReviews
    @DanielGreeneReviews Місяць тому +85

    26:44 the comedic timing of those jets is outstanding

  • @mmanzanozr1
    @mmanzanozr1 Місяць тому +11

    18:48 That's genuine excitement when he saw Sam's picture 🤣🤣😭😭

  • @jordanjohnson1255
    @jordanjohnson1255 Місяць тому +16

    The idea of Dan shaking random electronics and asking if they’re transformers is hilarious

  • @tonioradio-oo4gx
    @tonioradio-oo4gx Місяць тому +96

    the craziest part is that it’s not just two aspect ratios. it’s like 5 different ones.

  • @shadowspidey
    @shadowspidey Місяць тому +133

    Wanna just say how much I’ve loved this series, seeing Marcus and Dan slowly descent into Transformers themselves is so fun

    • @phoenixyoutube2706
      @phoenixyoutube2706 Місяць тому +4

      I'll miss this series man

    • @shadowspidey
      @shadowspidey Місяць тому +5

      @@phoenixyoutube2706 they still have Bumblebee (2018) and Rise Of The Beasts (2023) to do so we at least got two more

  • @anthonycole2753
    @anthonycole2753 Місяць тому +13

    Damn it, Marcus. Nitro Zeus is a treasure.

  • @mustafafarah2604
    @mustafafarah2604 Місяць тому +9

    21:12 “Sam is in an fing hole somewhere” has got to be one of the most unintentionally funny things ever said

  • @daiji_
    @daiji_ Місяць тому +60

    Idk how I never noticed that bumble bee is fighting a metal gear at 5:41

  • @originalusername4118
    @originalusername4118 Місяць тому +94

    You can see the plastic ring on the bottle when he takes a swig lmao 2:00

  • @GrootGaming21
    @GrootGaming21 Місяць тому +42

    Fun fact: in the last movie when Optimus prime was revived you can hear him say “Sam run” implying that Sam died during an Autobot ambush.

  • @danj8048
    @danj8048 Місяць тому +28

    That Michael Bay-ass shot at 12:41 is def evoking twin tower energy

  • @editpopulation
    @editpopulation Місяць тому +69

    It would've been pretty funny if Bay had kept casting Stanley Tucci in different roles with each Transformers movie.

  • @Kekkersboy
    @Kekkersboy Місяць тому +47

    Funny thing is this wasn't a Transformers movie. It waa originally a movie about an archeologist discovering they were a descendant of Merlinand dealing with the difference between their studies and fantasy being real

    • @jarrodeaston6373
      @jarrodeaston6373 Місяць тому +5

      Are you serious or you joking?😂

    • @Kekkersboy
      @Kekkersboy Місяць тому +16

      @@jarrodeaston6373 absolutely serious. It was a script lying around that they repurposed

    • @demon-goat
      @demon-goat Місяць тому

      @@Kekkersboy HUH

    • @1065chris
      @1065chris Місяць тому +1

      Source?

    • @jarrodeaston6373
      @jarrodeaston6373 Місяць тому

      @@Kekkersboy Oh my God. That's hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't believe they actually did that.

  • @larsmerz5058
    @larsmerz5058 Місяць тому +10

    „Anthony Hopkins telling Mark Wahlberg that Bumblebee helped killing Hitler and commited war crimes“ was not on my bingo card

  • @jublington
    @jublington Місяць тому +28

    Is the implication that bumblebee helped kill hitler, then left earth and then came back for the first movie? Somehow that makes no sense

    • @Endru85x
      @Endru85x Місяць тому +8

      These movies make a good job at contradicting themselves.

  • @606Xentrax606
    @606Xentrax606 Місяць тому +74

    I'm a hard-core Transformers fan. Been collecting the figures and following the media since I was 10 back in 2004.
    That said, I despise these films. It's been a delight rewatching these films and mocking them with you

    • @giovonniiclayton
      @giovonniiclayton Місяць тому +3

      You despise all of them ? because for me I grew up with the movies I enjoyed 1-4 but 5 not so much but after rewatching the films recently I only like 1 and 3 I think the films could have went in a better direction if they just got new writers and a director to work on the films after 3

    • @tomgu2285
      @tomgu2285 Місяць тому +4

      I mean yeah 4 and 5 and 2 are bad but 1 and 3 are pretty good.

    • @606Xentrax606
      @606Xentrax606 Місяць тому +13

      @@giovonniiclayton 1 is the one I'm closest to liking, and parts of 3 and 4 are entertaining. The film series overall is embarrassing for me to look back on. The racist/crass humor hasn't aged well and the action (while spectacular) is messy and cluttered. All films in the series have bits of that.
      What makes me despise the films is the stigma around them. When I meet someone irl and they learn I like Transformers, the movies always come up. When I say I'm a diehard Transformers fan, I'm saying I like multiple series about cool robots with goofy names having a political conflict with equal parts cosmic horror themes or looney tune esqe humor or genuinely touching character moments. But in general, the public just associates Transformers with low-brow humor, hard to follow action, and shoddy filmmaking. I like some of the edgy film designs and the music by Steve Jablonsky always slaps, but the rest just makes me cringe.

    • @reservationatdorsias3215
      @reservationatdorsias3215 Місяць тому +2

      1 and 3 are great imo, and Rise of the beasts was so bland, it actually made me go back to rewatch TLK, and i kinda appreciated it.

    • @DrizzyDrew47
      @DrizzyDrew47 Місяць тому +4

      @@606Xentrax606honestly, I 100% agree. I grew up watching the movies as a kid, and I will admit they do have nice action sequences, music, etc., but there’s so much against them that I just don’t really care for the Bayverse as a whole. Hell, I infinitely prefer the reboot timeline with BB and ROTB, like at least they got rid of most of what made the Bayverse intolerable

  • @TheForts101
    @TheForts101 Місяць тому +123

    It is time.

  • @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r
    @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r Місяць тому +51

    Bumblebee and Rise Of The Beasts are such a refresher after having to witness the majority of Bayformers post the first two.

  • @VimeC
    @VimeC Місяць тому +18

    "So long, gay Bowser!" killed me. I am now dead.

  • @adityaagarwal6640
    @adityaagarwal6640 Місяць тому +135

    Gonna watch this on loop before it gets taken down

  • @connerdearing
    @connerdearing Місяць тому +31

    marcus’ scream of agony while anthony hopkins gets fucking exploded is so good

  • @-caleb-7201
    @-caleb-7201 Місяць тому +16

    THE GUARDIAN KNIGHTS ARE GOING TO KILL ME :(

    • @Beaver_Monday
      @Beaver_Monday Місяць тому +3

      AUTOBOTS. I'M GOING TO DIE 🗿

  • @LucasOliveira-hs4un
    @LucasOliveira-hs4un Місяць тому +8

    That guttural scream from Marcus when Anthony Hopkins dies was the most horrified scream I’ve ever heard lmao

  • @LW1773
    @LW1773 Місяць тому +44

    The aspect ratio change is like the citizen Kane parrot. It just shocks you back into the movie.

  • @basementdwellercosplay
    @basementdwellercosplay Місяць тому +70

    I dont care if i miss the eclipse, i have a Cosmonaut Picture Show!

  • @loloice401
    @loloice401 Місяць тому +20

    17:21 Marcus’ British accent was on point

  • @thenotoriouscanadian3402
    @thenotoriouscanadian3402 Місяць тому +33

    Cosmonaut Picture Show is definitely one of my top 5 series on UA-cam, you two are such a good duo. The racecar bed joke was so good

  • @Stopclock6464
    @Stopclock6464 Місяць тому +20

    Seeing Marcus trying not to laugh at 0:38 instantly let me know this was going to be a great video

  • @BostonMBrand
    @BostonMBrand Місяць тому +65

    I’ve heard that the Bumblebee movie was originally supposed to be about Bumblebee fighting the Nazis in WW2 but after the Last Knight bombed Bumblebee was reworked into the fun coming of age film we got and also left room to be a jumping off point for a possible reboot, which makes sense considering how much the new movies don’t make sense as canon to the bayverse.

    • @demon-goat
      @demon-goat Місяць тому +6

      are they even meant to be canon to the michael bay ones at all? like even if it’s not outright confirmed or clarified they seem completely standalone and a reboot right (as someone who has a very casual awarenes of these movies)

    • @JoshMartin123
      @JoshMartin123 Місяць тому +17

      @@demon-goatAs of rn, they are all not canon to the Bay films.

    • @demon-goat
      @demon-goat Місяць тому +6

      @@JoshMartin123 thank god, wikipedia says otherwise and that bothered me greatly lol

    • @reservationatdorsias3215
      @reservationatdorsias3215 Місяць тому +9

      @@demon-goatThe main producer of the series said they are canon, which is why there is so much confusion.

    • @BostonMBrand
      @BostonMBrand Місяць тому +3

      @@demon-goat Yeah I had that question as well and it bothered me. I had to ask some friends who were more knowledgeable. But indeed they are not canon despite what some publications might say. From what I’ve gathered Bumblebee was originally suppose to be canon to the bayverse but as time went on it went in its own direction. At this point with how much Bumblebee and Rise of the Beasts has deviated from the bay canon I don’t think it can be considered the same universe (unless of course they do some major retcons). I mean all the autobots look completely different and more closely resemble the original Gen 1 designs

  • @thomasjujube
    @thomasjujube Місяць тому +6

    8:42 in the previous movies they called them Cybertronians but didn’t here. Shows you how much the writers cared this time

  • @dkobola
    @dkobola Місяць тому +15

    Hearing you scream “Sam Witwicky!” In such a panicked voice absolutely sent me

  • @alexmacdougall5700
    @alexmacdougall5700 Місяць тому +38

    The sheer level of how entirely fucking obliterated our planet would be is so funny that it gets brushed over. Like we have a planet attached to ours? Gravity, fucked, atmosphere likely getting pulled out into space, tides. Humanity is gone in like a decade tops.

  • @Sharkwizard
    @Sharkwizard Місяць тому +18

    The reason Anthony Hopkins yelled in the library was to cover up the sound of him tearing out that page in the book for himself.
    But if you miss that I can see how watching that would break anyone and it broke me thinking about it out of context 😂😂😂

  • @snakeeyes8777
    @snakeeyes8777 Місяць тому +6

    When optimus said "what has happened to my world?" He was referring to why the planet has vegetation, separated into pieces connected with cables, and the fact that it's significantly smaller than it was in dark of the moon. Cybertron never looked like that in the previous movies. So, Optimus actually asked a valid question

    • @Wing-Zero-si1eu
      @Wing-Zero-si1eu Місяць тому +3

      That is because, when the Space Bridge was destroyed in Dark of the Moon. Half of Cybertron was able to survived the black hole, that sucked half of the Planet. Quintessa destroyed like half of any Planet that’s close to Cybertron. Some of them were organic, that mix with what’s left of Cybertron.

  • @InsightfulUndercurrents
    @InsightfulUndercurrents Місяць тому +18

    22:20 as someone who lives in London I find it so funny to this day when they cut from a shot clearly done near the Bank of England to a road in the USA (I think it is Chicago) as our roads are too narrow to do a side by side of two cars... It's nearly as funny as The Flash using lots of London roads, a Uni building near mine and even a darts place I went to on a date as the pub when they see Zod's broadcast as all in the USA

  • @chibirex596
    @chibirex596 Місяць тому +14

    Lol the way hopkins turns around right before he's killed
    It's like they told him "hey catering is this way"

  • @Xblackjckqueen
    @Xblackjckqueen Місяць тому +30

    as someone who constantly comes back to these transformers picture shows……. THANK YOU🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @DavidFlowers777
    @DavidFlowers777 Місяць тому +49

    18:41 that blink and you miss it shot of Stephen Hawking is so funny to me, is the implication that he was a transformer too?

    • @MusicoftheDamned
      @MusicoftheDamned Місяць тому +43

      It gets even funnier if you assume the Transformer was just his wheelchair.

  • @sentientdonuts
    @sentientdonuts Місяць тому +13

    “Vroomvrimites” was so under appreciated smh

  • @AngelReyes-lc4mw
    @AngelReyes-lc4mw Місяць тому +44

    The only movie ever to make me leave the theater. I salute to you two.

    • @demon-goat
      @demon-goat Місяць тому +6

      what part made you leave?

    • @puffd4nny
      @puffd4nny Місяць тому +14

      Considering the first four Bayformers movies, I'm wondering what madness drove you to see the fifth one in a theater in the first place.

    • @expendableindigo9639
      @expendableindigo9639 Місяць тому +3

      “That’s the watch that killed Hitler”

    • @AngelReyes-lc4mw
      @AngelReyes-lc4mw Місяць тому +4

      @@puffd4nny I love that first movie. It ain’t that bad. But this movie had everything wrong with it. Once unicron was introduced, I left.

    • @puffd4nny
      @puffd4nny Місяць тому +2

      @@AngelReyes-lc4mw first movie has its problems, but yes, I like(d) it too. You held out longer than I did, I was burnt out on Bayformers by the third movie (or maybe that's when I went from denial into anger) so I salute _you_ for that.

  • @murilosampaio1264
    @murilosampaio1264 Місяць тому +42

    "A weapon to Surpass metal gear...Bumble bee" like c'mon, that shit in the beggining is straight up just a metal gear, I am not insane

    • @RaydarVI
      @RaydarVI Місяць тому

      "Snake? Snaaaaaaaaaakkkkkeeeeeeee!"

  • @Franko384
    @Franko384 Місяць тому +5

    Bumblebee in WW2 has to be up there as one of the most ridicous Bayformer moments.

    • @Endru85x
      @Endru85x Місяць тому +2

      Imagine CoD game telling a story of Allied forces winning with help of Bumblebee.

  • @olivercrespo2329
    @olivercrespo2329 Місяць тому +6

    “It’s really hard to relax in a race car bed” is a bar

  • @werewolfhours
    @werewolfhours Місяць тому +15

    The energy of Marcus just trying to melt into a puddleof goo, and Dan's opening monolog to this video really cements this series as being one of the best in my heart.

  • @braxtonluckey3307
    @braxtonluckey3307 Місяць тому +14

    29:47 Marcus I need you to scream “GRIFFITHHHH!”

  • @ObaREX
    @ObaREX Місяць тому +7

    Marcus's visceral "NOOOOOOO!" when Anthony Hopkins got blasted.

  • @bahaanaldo
    @bahaanaldo Місяць тому +9

    I just want y'all to know this saga of movie commentary videos is one of the best things on UA-cam.

  • @jimzh7669
    @jimzh7669 Місяць тому +35

    That intro bit is so good dude.

  • @TheHeavenlyBeast
    @TheHeavenlyBeast Місяць тому +9

    Bumblebee is the reason for the Geneva Convention.
    This is my new headcanon.

  • @Anonfaulty
    @Anonfaulty Місяць тому +3

    Marketed the whole movie around evil Optimus.
    Evil Optimus proceeds to only show up for the endgame and he's evil for five minutes

  • @liamphibia
    @liamphibia Місяць тому +2

    This is genuinely one of Marcus & Dan's best reactions to *date.* Everything from the inconsistent aspect ratios, to the lore-shattering Transformers history run, and *hehe* Anthony Hopkins' death had us all wheezing with laughter. XD

  • @JBJREEL
    @JBJREEL Місяць тому +31

    Return of the kings