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To be fair, Teclis would have been my choice. His perpetual ability to spam that crow-AOE spell alone is ridiculous. He is also nearly unkillable in melee. Hell - most Teclis fans actually use mods to WEAKEN him to make it more fun. It does not hurt that loremasters are some of the tankiest and most useful heroes as well. Kudos to Kleeper for going to Kroak
@@nikhilpuppala7907 sniktch my choice, buff to all herpes and you can get assasins lair at levels 1-3 rather than 2-4 so build one at each settlement and pump out level 24rookie assassins...
i would honestly have reached for Isabella a solid core of a handful of pretty good lords gives more flexibility and honestly probably a better army early game especially
Most comedically creative and experimental UA-cam comment. You guys have been using the same unfunny joke format for how many years? Cardboard personality type
In warhammer 2 I had a lizard commander called Hextoc that soloed a whole skaven army. Hextoc had about 1k at the end. Literally acted as a one man army that single handedly dealt with the whole skaven faction.
The Skink heroes can be BRUTAL once they are mounted on stegadons. I often play modded Oxyotl. My army consists of lots of Chameleon Skinks, one Skink Oracle, one Skink Priest, two Skink Chiefs, the two starter units of Feral Bastiladons and Oxy the Doom Slayer. That's all it needs. With the modded talents, I can give all of my heroes and dinos Stalk. I position the swarm of Chameleons to start shooting, and charge in my tanky dinos to distract and hold. Then I shoot the enemy to pieces while kiting them. Season to taste with spells, and that mod that gives Oxyotl Stalk Stance, so that he can ambush all day, every day. Works BEAUTIFULLY. Most fun army I have ever had, right up there with modded Tomb Kings, with Lahmizzash + Ushabti spam, or Wakhaf and cavalry spam.
To be fair they had to survive the ratling warrens; and to survive that alone is a practically insurmountable task for thousands of snacks... wait no, scaven children.
Yes, and it's even easier with the Vampire Counts. Vlad and Isabella with a couple of vampire heroes are essentially unkillable. The enemies are forced to blob up on you, making their ranged units mostly team-kill, your Winds of Death will hit nearly the entire army every time, and your healing spells and Danse Macbre will hit your entire army, combined with their innate healing from The Hunger and they just don't take much damage at all.
I was thinking the same thing when I saw the video title because this is my favorite way to play Immortal Empires with friends. One of us gets Vlad/Isabella, the other picks a nearby faction, and we divide up, protecting the other's back borders.
Skaven are great for it too, between packmasters/warlords getting regen from mounts, infinite sorcerer capacity from followers, chieftains giving the lord they're with 90% ward save...it can get silly.
I'd say Morghur as well due to his passive AOE damage aura that does 32-64 damage a second along with just passively turning any hostile unit at 25% hp or lower into Chaos Spawn.
I like to imagine Gor-Rok just pulls a Chris Redfield and headbutts the incoming boulder (he can't punch it cause he's holding axes) and the boulder actually has less damage resistance than Gor-Rok, so it just shatters into pieces upon contact with Gor-Rok's Tyrannosaurus-like skull.
28:16 the gold rank war hydra that was a menace is being clubbed to death by Gor Kor showing his supreme mastery of *Hitting harder*. A power move from Gor Kor to one side destroy a city alone with no backup and just a club with pointy teef 27:54
I love doing archaeon for "Herohammer" 3 different exalted heros 3 different chaos sorcerers 3 Legendary heros Archeon himself 10 unique heros before you have to reuse
Lord Kroak is such a badass that, after dying and losing like 99% of his power, he can still casually spam dropping the sun on entire armies. Can't go wrong with the frog.
@@Klanosek to protect the world, as it cannot cope with the amount of undiluted chad-ness of Lord Croak at more than 1% power (at least not as long as Karl Franz exists).
Today's video featuring Gor'Rok and The Boys, partaking in significant tomfoolery, some mild shenanigans, and just a touch of first-rate shaboingery. Gentlemen, this will be a campaign to remember.
Lizardmen is a bit similar to Skaven, ironically, in that if you dont know how to play them its a horrible experience but once you understand they are some of the most fun
Not if you play as the guy who gives discount and bonuses to skinks. His whole deal is to have full armies of skinks and even the high tier ones autoresolve like crap against small dark elf garrisons, that would be boring to fight manually, but if you don't want to lose a unit or two every time, you have to waste your time on manual combat. Especially if you get those red crested skinks, they drop like flies in every autoresolve. So you have to manually fight every damn insignificant battle. When autoresolve says phyrric victory, and wants to nuke half my army, and I fight manually losing maybe 20-30 troops, I just want to punch the damn dev who did the autocalcs.
@raifthemad talking about tehenhauin or Oxyotl? Both are really fun though I agree that the garrison thing is boring but that is pretty much universal and not exclusive to them
Yeah, with the Lizardmen, you eventually reach the point where you recruit heroes around level 30 rather regularly simply due to how each of the faction's bonuses work. Especially if you have the legendary heroes that boost levels of specific heroes. I remember I stop playing a Lizardmen campaign when I instantly recruit a Slan Lord at level 40, with a complement of heroes around level 30, because that is just unfair for them.
In lore Gor-rok is also a beast. He has been run over a chariot(s) and has been impaled from chest to back by a guy on a chariot using the full speed to pierce his hide. And then just got back up and kept fighting. In the endtimes he and nakai were the only survivors of a massive battle at Itza having killed an entire skaven army. They had to literally crawl out of the mounds of bodies made up of lizard people and rats. Then peices of the moon fell on them and presumably that is what finally killed them..... ya that last part has an explanation but let's just say the endtimes was a massively weird and bad time and few were really left satisfied amongst the fans.
We don't talk about the end times. Lizards got done dirty. Though mazumandi saved half the world before the end but was taunted by the chaos gods as he died.
Guide to the end times: do not read about the end times if you do not like skaven (they nuked a whole dwarf hold as a funny gag by ramming three hell pit abomination kamikaze’s through the main gate)
I like how this video is Kleaper being terrified of a fight, then it cuts to Gor-rok standing over a field of dead enemies. It feels like a Total Warhammer 3 Sitcom
Back in WH2 I had The Fey Enchantress beat an entire stack of units by herself. She had capped magic resist and Wurrzag gives all his units magic attacks, so she took almost no damage fighting them. Healing + AoE spells + Wurzzag shooting his own units helped out. One of my greatest memeories.
Best thing about Lord Kroak for usual games is that he not only can nuke enemies in large area from start of the game, but he is also not damaging allies with these spells.
Don't know if this has been said or you learned it already, but the reason Cathay was over near you is because their new lord from the recent dlc, can't remember the name but it has the changeling in it, starts over near you because lore wise he's on a crusade on the Lizardmen. I watched through the video, and if you did know I didn't catch that. I know I might sound snobby, but I don't mean to and just wanted to be as helpful as I could :)
This is just like that scene in that animated Star Wars the clone wars were this general was like ‘it will take a thousand Jedi to take on my army’ then the droid is like ‘there’s only two’
5:12, Crushing defeat means "You should win this but the AI pulled out the win" it means your forces are superior but theirs for what ever reason hard countered you
I just love how Gorok walks over to the enemys slowly and then starts a mighty moshpit in there mids pogoing his way all throu them ^^ he's the Spirit of HEAVY METAL indeed ^^
This is what happens when your tank and DPS are at max level and decide to go back to an early game area without the healer because your passive regen is more than sufficient, in a game that doesn't scale down your powers or raise the enemy's stats; scratch that they get the healer back later in the video and just steamroll everything X3
Isabella as faction leader, starts with fully equipped Vlad, then fill the army with vampires. The instant they get "hunger" you flat out cannot loose. Or you just go with Skarbrad and bum rush everything....
Gor-rok has been my favorite hero since I first got into Warhammer Total War and I love to see him getting some attention. He's such a crazy cool lord. Cons - - Is on foot so he's not particularly fast - Moderate damage means he takes a while to kill things Pros - - Cannot get tired - Cannot get scared - Causes fear in his enemies - Expert defense trait - 65% innate ward save - Twice as much mass as he should have, which is already considerable, lets him bodily shove around everything but literal giants - Bucketloads of health - Near infinite regeneration of aforementioned bucketloads of health - Has a demigod on speed-dial - Visually one of the coolest characters (He's a 10 foot tall albino dinosaur man with a mace, come on) Sure he's not the fastest killer in the world, but that doesn't matter when he literally NEVER STOPS pursuing his enemies and is virtually impossible to kill. I had an awesome battle taking a city from the bretonnians and two cavalry units converged to charge Gor-rok specifically. Popped his expert defense from his shield and watched as their hammer formations collided with him, instantly lost half their unit health, and Gor-rok literally didn't even flinch. They crumpled into him like paper-Mache against a wall. It was glorious.
10:40 This segment is just wonderfully peak Skaven. "What are you guys doing? They're just spawning random units back here now and I think they're instantly going to be t error-routed and run." "--This actually works out well for us, because it is wasting--" "WHAT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MASTER ASSASSIN?!You just made the worst mistake of your life." "I wasn't expecting the Skaven lord to *just come over here and willingly get turned into a piece of glass.*" The only thing it's missing is Thanquol fucking up somewhere.
Humble is an ok trait early, but Star Chambers do the same and they are not region locked. The real trait to farm is Pompous. You just touch someone in an army and they all run away.
When you apply LOTR logic to Warhammer 3 xD "We don't need armies. We just need a small group of weirdos that are just strangely the absolute best at what they do."
Who could have guessed that massive lizards would absolutely chow down on some massive rodents? Oh, wait, like everyone who's ever owned a large lizard.
@@JaySwag77 Hobbits exist in warhammer. They're called halflings(which is what Tolkien also occasionally called the hobbits) and they have a significant presence in the Reikland capital of Altdorf & also have their own elector province in the Halfling Moot.
So you basically was conquering the Warhammer world with the equivalent of an MMO raid group, lol. You even got your trinity of Tanks, DPS & Healers. I may have to give this a go myself...
Between this Gor-Rok and the main channel’s vampire coast video Noctilus, I can’t even decide who’s the one with the most hands to throw. Either way, the result is “you’re dead.”
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At least credit the other channel who did it with skaven cmon grim I expect better of u
Play an lizardman only gameplay whit the unique units
do you still know where you got yout plague doctor mask I have been looking for one for quite some time now
I don't think I care.
Those look pretty sick but I don't think I'll bother, popcorn walls man, gonna have to drill 'em.
"Sir, they have us surrounded and outnumbered 3K to 1!"
"Then it is a fair fight."
all skink chief's fire at will. burn their mongrel hides
I'm not trapped here with you, you are trapped in here with me!!!!!!!!!
😂
"They have us surrounded, the poor bastards"
you have me surrounded but all i smell is fear!
They have us surrounded!
Good. We can't miss. 😂
“Can you win using only heroes?”
Proceeds to choose the faction who gets immediate access to the god of fuck everything in that general direction
To be fair, Teclis would have been my choice. His perpetual ability to spam that crow-AOE spell alone is ridiculous. He is also nearly unkillable in melee. Hell - most Teclis fans actually use mods to WEAKEN him to make it more fun.
It does not hurt that loremasters are some of the tankiest and most useful heroes as well.
Kudos to Kleeper for going to Kroak
I think khorne would also be possible
Skarbrand hits like a truck
The god of fuck everything in that general direction?
But that’s Manfred von Carstein.
My record on him is 1700 kills with a single wind of death.
@@nikhilpuppala7907 sniktch my choice, buff to all herpes and you can get assasins lair at levels 1-3 rather than 2-4 so build one at each settlement and pump out level 24rookie assassins...
i would honestly have reached for Isabella a solid core of a handful of pretty good lords gives more flexibility and honestly probably a better army early game especially
The Game: You can have thousands of troops and hundreds of armies
Kleeper: No
The game: here have nice starter units! Some are really strong!
Keeper: No
This channel: Is called Anti-Kleaper
This comment section: Kleeper/Keeper
@@ZZMonkeysUncleZZ That's because anti-kleaper is Grim Kleaper's alt
The game: okay we are going to throw an entire faction at you. Will you now decide to use other units?
Kleaper: no
Most comedically creative and experimental UA-cam comment. You guys have been using the same unfunny joke format for how many years? Cardboard personality type
In warhammer 2 I had a lizard commander called Hextoc that soloed a whole skaven army. Hextoc had about 1k at the end. Literally acted as a one man army that single handedly dealt with the whole skaven faction.
the skaven slayer
It's all fun and games until someone amongst your thousands of troops doesn't look like a rat
All he knew was two things; rats and slaughter, with one goal… slaughter them all.
Who are you talking to?
As it should be
Skaven Clans: "Surrender-die now-now!! We have caged-surrounded you!!"
Gor-Rok: " *All I am surrounded by is **_fear and dead rats._* "
This star wars reference is amazing lmao
Bassed
I love the Skink Chiefs, they always look just happy to be there in their portraits.
The Skink heroes can be BRUTAL once they are mounted on stegadons.
I often play modded Oxyotl. My army consists of lots of Chameleon Skinks, one Skink Oracle, one Skink Priest, two Skink Chiefs, the two starter units of Feral Bastiladons and Oxy the Doom Slayer.
That's all it needs. With the modded talents, I can give all of my heroes and dinos Stalk.
I position the swarm of Chameleons to start shooting, and charge in my tanky dinos to distract and hold.
Then I shoot the enemy to pieces while kiting them. Season to taste with spells, and that mod that gives Oxyotl Stalk Stance, so that he can ambush all day, every day.
Works BEAUTIFULLY. Most fun army I have ever had, right up there with modded Tomb Kings, with Lahmizzash + Ushabti spam, or Wakhaf and cavalry spam.
and there voice lines are adorable to
one of the huge reasons why i love playing them
To be fair they had to survive the ratling warrens; and to survive that alone is a practically insurmountable task for thousands of snacks... wait no, scaven children.
"One lizard one frog 5,903 Rats and a Dream"
one of the quotes of all time
Yes, and it's even easier with the Vampire Counts. Vlad and Isabella with a couple of vampire heroes are essentially unkillable. The enemies are forced to blob up on you, making their ranged units mostly team-kill, your Winds of Death will hit nearly the entire army every time, and your healing spells and Danse Macbre will hit your entire army, combined with their innate healing from The Hunger and they just don't take much damage at all.
I was thinking the same thing when I saw the video title because this is my favorite way to play Immortal Empires with friends. One of us gets Vlad/Isabella, the other picks a nearby faction, and we divide up, protecting the other's back borders.
Another great example is Archaon and Skarbrand even by themselves. One unit army
Skaven are great for it too, between packmasters/warlords getting regen from mounts, infinite sorcerer capacity from followers, chieftains giving the lord they're with 90% ward save...it can get silly.
Also you can spawn 7 20 stacks of zombies in the enemies formation if you want
I'd say Morghur as well due to his passive AOE damage aura that does 32-64 damage a second along with just passively turning any hostile unit at 25% hp or lower into Chaos Spawn.
Alternative Title: Screw return to Monke, return to Lizard is my homie now
Be the Lizard devour the Monke...
and everyting else too
Hey i did IT first
No idea what any of you are talking about
Ah so you went a little further back on the chain eh.
Thats even EARLIER than MONKE
I like to imagine Gor-Rok just pulls a Chris Redfield and headbutts the incoming boulder (he can't punch it cause he's holding axes) and the boulder actually has less damage resistance than Gor-Rok, so it just shatters into pieces upon contact with Gor-Rok's Tyrannosaurus-like skull.
Gor-Rok uses a Shield and a CLUB! Otherwise, I agree.
@@Shedovv its a MACE, THE Mace of Ulumak
Tbh, he could headbutt the incoming boulder, keep on going and still be lore accurate.
28:16 the gold rank war hydra that was a menace is being clubbed to death by Gor Kor showing his supreme mastery of *Hitting harder*.
A power move from Gor Kor to one side destroy a city alone with no backup and just a club with pointy teef 27:54
that hydra was trying it’s fucking hardest 😂
This is some mythical battles type stuff right here. A band of heroic warriors defeating hordes of enemies singlehandedly
I love doing archaeon for "Herohammer"
3 different exalted heros
3 different chaos sorcerers
3 Legendary heros
Archeon himself
10 unique heros before you have to reuse
who's the 3rd LH, the Scribes?
@@rokkraljkolesa9317 Scribes, Aekold, and Harold Hammerstorm
Played a kampaign of Nakai with a friend, and i can confirm, he was playing warhammer while i was playing dynasty warriors warhammer addition
@@unshapenedpython8974dynasty warriors warhammer would be the funniest looking game
Lord Kroak is such a badass that, after dying and losing like 99% of his power, he can still casually spam dropping the sun on entire armies.
Can't go wrong with the frog.
Lord Kroak realized that without your consent, death cannot legally take you away
Doesn't he keep himself half-dead and nerfed on purpose tho?
@@Klanosek to protect the world, as it cannot cope with the amount of undiluted chad-ness of Lord Croak at more than 1% power (at least not as long as Karl Franz exists).
@@wombataldebaran9686 why is karl franz the cap?
@@xristoskoumpourlis1614he already fills up the maximum amount of based a reality can handle
37:52
>show up to captured city
>auto resolve and kill over 1000 troops without taking a lick of damage
>refuse to elaborate
>leave
Now I wish the heroes would have a killed totally counter. That counts their kills across the whole campaign.
Today's video featuring Gor'Rok and The Boys, partaking in significant tomfoolery, some mild shenanigans, and just a touch of first-rate shaboingery.
Gentlemen, this will be a campaign to remember.
They're goin' Silly Mode. Gettin' up to some absolute Nonsense. Engaging in just a smidgeon of sLaughter.
Lizardmen is a bit similar to Skaven, ironically, in that if you dont know how to play them its a horrible experience but once you understand they are some of the most fun
I hate Skaven so much I don't want to understand them
@@SGProductions87 I hate Skaven so much, but they the only one who have nuclear weapon.
@@SGProductions87 They really are just playing a different game with all those weapons
Not if you play as the guy who gives discount and bonuses to skinks. His whole deal is to have full armies of skinks and even the high tier ones autoresolve like crap against small dark elf garrisons, that would be boring to fight manually, but if you don't want to lose a unit or two every time, you have to waste your time on manual combat. Especially if you get those red crested skinks, they drop like flies in every autoresolve. So you have to manually fight every damn insignificant battle.
When autoresolve says phyrric victory, and wants to nuke half my army, and I fight manually losing maybe 20-30 troops, I just want to punch the damn dev who did the autocalcs.
@raifthemad talking about tehenhauin or Oxyotl? Both are really fun though I agree that the garrison thing is boring but that is pretty much universal and not exclusive to them
Gor-Rok really out here playing dynasty warriors on the battlefield.
Casually killing 20 dudes by swinging his weapon
"Warhammer? I thought you said Vermintide!"
He turned Total Warhammer into Dynasty Warhammer.
I want a Warhammer x dynasty warriors game so badly.
Yeah, with the Lizardmen, you eventually reach the point where you recruit heroes around level 30 rather regularly simply due to how each of the faction's bonuses work. Especially if you have the legendary heroes that boost levels of specific heroes. I remember I stop playing a Lizardmen campaign when I instantly recruit a Slan Lord at level 40, with a complement of heroes around level 30, because that is just unfair for them.
In lore Gor-rok is also a beast. He has been run over a chariot(s) and has been impaled from chest to back by a guy on a chariot using the full speed to pierce his hide. And then just got back up and kept fighting. In the endtimes he and nakai were the only survivors of a massive battle at Itza having killed an entire skaven army. They had to literally crawl out of the mounds of bodies made up of lizard people and rats. Then peices of the moon fell on them and presumably that is what finally killed them..... ya that last part has an explanation but let's just say the endtimes was a massively weird and bad time and few were really left satisfied amongst the fans.
We don't talk about the end times. Lizards got done dirty. Though mazumandi saved half the world before the end but was taunted by the chaos gods as he died.
@@joshbruess8849First rule of the endtimes, there are no endtimes
Guide to the end times: do not read about the end times if you do not like skaven (they nuked a whole dwarf hold as a funny gag by ramming three hell pit abomination kamikaze’s through the main gate)
Gor-Rok smashing skaven so hard he activates the warpstone in their tummies like glowsticks
30:34
Giant dinosaur roars in guard's face
Guard: "Must have been the wind"
Enemy: You can't win, Gor-Rok! There's 5,000 of us and only one of you!
Gor-Rok: Is that all you have? This won't take long then.
Gor-Rok is just that meme of senator Armstrong getting punched without taking damage
I've earned two valuable lessons today
1. Everything is a bad matchup against Gor'Rok
2. Everything is weak to nuclear weapons
except Gor'Rok
@@Ninja_fox-uu7ru yeah, Gor-Rok can face tank the skaven nuke and don't even notice
Ah yes. The challenge that is basically "do not start with Skarbrand for easy game". Seems like a great vid with lizards
I like how this video is Kleaper being terrified of a fight, then it cuts to Gor-rok standing over a field of dead enemies.
It feels like a Total Warhammer 3 Sitcom
Back in WH2 I had The Fey Enchantress beat an entire stack of units by herself. She had capped magic resist and Wurrzag gives all his units magic attacks, so she took almost no damage fighting them. Healing + AoE spells + Wurzzag shooting his own units helped out. One of my greatest memeories.
As long as you get Sword of Kaine, anything is possible.
Best thing about Lord Kroak for usual games is that he not only can nuke enemies in large area from start of the game, but he is also not damaging allies with these spells.
I’m so blessed to find this channel. The memes, the edits, and you saying hilarious things all while things are perfectly being cut.
It’s glorious
I just love the image of you hearing Eurobeat in the distance and from over the hill you see an elderly power-lich drifting on his mobility scooter.
Surrounding lizzard man was graive mistake, now they can attack from every side making em less mad
The entire continent of Lustria: "We have an army"
Kleaper: "I have a Gor-Rok"
Don't know if this has been said or you learned it already, but the reason Cathay was over near you is because their new lord from the recent dlc, can't remember the name but it has the changeling in it, starts over near you because lore wise he's on a crusade on the Lizardmen. I watched through the video, and if you did know I didn't catch that. I know I might sound snobby, but I don't mean to and just wanted to be as helpful as I could :)
shadows of change is the name of the DLC and your talking about yuan bo for the dlc cathay faction
@@asherwoodrow7471 yeah. Did I get some stuff wrong? Please correct me if I did.
@@the_epileptic_gamer1190 you didn’t get anything wrong, just letting you know the names of the stuff
@@asherwoodrow7471Thanks!
This is just like that scene in that animated Star Wars the clone wars were this general was like ‘it will take a thousand Jedi to take on my army’ then the droid is like ‘there’s only two’
I can not help but to feel respect towards a person putting that much effort into an add, keep up the good work
“It can always get worse” -
Kleaper
5:12, Crushing defeat means "You should win this but the AI pulled out the win" it means your forces are superior but theirs for what ever reason hard countered you
I just love how Gorok walks over to the enemys slowly and then starts a mighty moshpit in there mids pogoing his way all throu them ^^ he's the Spirit of HEAVY METAL indeed ^^
Love that you left Bordeleaux alone and didn´t even mention them, Alberic and Gorrok always seem to get along in my campaings it´s kinda wholesome.
This is what happens when your tank and DPS are at max level and decide to go back to an early game area without the healer because your passive regen is more than sufficient, in a game that doesn't scale down your powers or raise the enemy's stats; scratch that they get the healer back later in the video and just steamroll everything X3
"Probably stronger than Lord Krok"
You take that back
Heroes only, different faction, would be neat at some point.
Isabella as faction leader, starts with fully equipped Vlad, then fill the army with vampires.
The instant they get "hunger" you flat out cannot loose.
Or you just go with Skarbrad and bum rush everything....
39:50 So from that description, Gorok is basically lizard-man Broly.
…I am *very* okay with this.
GO GOROK GO GO
Gigachad lizard waltzed up mid and deletes enemy army: the movie.
Gor-Rok: "Knock knock!"
Everyone: "Whos there?"
Gor-Rok: "Death!"
Everyone: "Whos death?"
Gor-Rok: *crashes through the gate, eyes glaring with bloodlust* "Yours!"
Skaven: your stuck with me
Grim: I’m not stuck with you, you are stuck with me
Skaven: … HELP
-Sir! We need to do something, we’re being sieged!
-By what army? How many they have?
-A singe Lizardman!
-Gave up the city!
“Our back line is basically our front line…” 😂
Gor-rok has been my favorite hero since I first got into Warhammer Total War and I love to see him getting some attention. He's such a crazy cool lord.
Cons -
- Is on foot so he's not particularly fast
- Moderate damage means he takes a while to kill things
Pros -
- Cannot get tired
- Cannot get scared
- Causes fear in his enemies
- Expert defense trait
- 65% innate ward save
- Twice as much mass as he should have, which is already considerable, lets him bodily shove around everything but literal giants
- Bucketloads of health
- Near infinite regeneration of aforementioned bucketloads of health
- Has a demigod on speed-dial
- Visually one of the coolest characters (He's a 10 foot tall albino dinosaur man with a mace, come on)
Sure he's not the fastest killer in the world, but that doesn't matter when he literally NEVER STOPS pursuing his enemies and is virtually impossible to kill.
I had an awesome battle taking a city from the bretonnians and two cavalry units converged to charge Gor-rok specifically. Popped his expert defense from his shield and watched as their hammer formations collided with him, instantly lost half their unit health, and Gor-rok literally didn't even flinch. They crumpled into him like paper-Mache against a wall. It was glorious.
10:40 This segment is just wonderfully peak Skaven.
"What are you guys doing? They're just spawning random units back here now and I think they're instantly going to be t error-routed and run."
"--This actually works out well for us, because it is wasting--"
"WHAT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MASTER ASSASSIN?!You just made the worst mistake of your life."
"I wasn't expecting the Skaven lord to *just come over here and willingly get turned into a piece of glass.*"
The only thing it's missing is Thanquol fucking up somewhere.
I was just thinking about a campaign like this today and boom, this evening my favourite YT content maker uploads it! Today is a good day.
Humble is an ok trait early, but Star Chambers do the same and they are not region locked.
The real trait to farm is Pompous. You just touch someone in an army and they all run away.
"We have you surrounded filthy lizard!"
"Good, that way I don't have to *search* for all of your loot when I'm done"
This channel is growing so fast, so glad to see it
I did this with high elves once. Alarielle was never so psychopathic
I do love seeing my boy Gor-Rok with his dead Toad making a video
When you apply LOTR logic to Warhammer 3 xD "We don't need armies. We just need a small group of weirdos that are just strangely the absolute best at what they do."
Between Gor-Rok and Oxyotl, the lizardmen have two Very different but Equally terrifying Doomslayer bros
23:20 wdym, that's a totally normal abandoned settlement with totally normal rivers of Mountain Dew around it.
Alternative title: recreating godrich and felix with a crocodail man and a frog with a fancy hat.
Who could have guessed that massive lizards would absolutely chow down on some massive rodents? Oh, wait, like everyone who's ever owned a large lizard.
Loved this video, ive done this same playthrough but with just gor rok and kroak several times
4 vs millions is literally warhammer vermintide in 3 words.
I cannot express how much I love your warhammer content
Skaven: Your locked in this jungle with us!
Gor-Rok: No your locked in here with me!
Local lizard literally too angry to die
40:00 “Gor-Rok is not throwing hands, he just throws the whole building,” best damn line.
Your video was extremely entertaining! I binge watched every single one you made and they are always getting better!
Enemy Army: We have you surrounded! Surrender now and come peacefully!
Gor'rok: I am surrounded by fear. And dead men.
Thanks to your videos I picked up Total War Warhammer and I am having fun, thanks!
That Ratlord encountering the fellowship of the Frog in the forest: Oh...well, damn.
this is essentially just "me and the boys take over the entire warhammer planet"
*_MAGIC LIZARD MONEY GANG_*
*_WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS_*
_pterodon screech_
* _magic frog noises_ *
*_LEGALIZE NUCLEAR BOMBS_*
*_THIS VIDEO SPONSORED BY THE LIZARD WIZARD GOVERNMENT_*
You could have called this the Doomslayer challenge.
Ahh yes another klepper video to cure my deppression
Do you wanna know another way to cure depression start a private military group with the boys?
@@Questionablyyours true I am from the balkans and am very familiar with commiting war crimes
So basically this is Lord of the Rings but with Lizards instead of Humans, Elves, Dwarves, and Hobbits.
No hobbits, but there are humans, dwarves, and elves aplenty.
@@JaySwag77 Hobbits exist in warhammer. They're called halflings(which is what Tolkien also occasionally called the hobbits) and they have a significant presence in the Reikland capital of Altdorf & also have their own elector province in the Halfling Moot.
You have my club
you have my dart
AND MY T-REX!
@@JuhanLiiv1547 Something I didn't know, thanks for teaching me!
@stenlohmus7766 hahahahaha!
I love how you didn't lose a unit one fight, and the game still declared it a Pyrrhic Victory
Ah Lizard man the definition of the protagonist level strength
10:50 that part made me laugh like crazy
Love the sidequest of the one lizard army to rival Skarbrand
28:12 The optional units look so happy. And they're cute to boot.
I like to imagine that Gor-Rok is constantly bloody yet on full health is because he is blading like crazy like Ric Flair.
34:25
"A literally US Air Force of Skink Chiefs"
One might even call them . . . the joint chiefs
so basically the entire video is just countering ball of flesh
nurgle and zombies
beware
So at 16:41 he sounds like shaggy… I can’t unhear it
So you basically was conquering the Warhammer world with the equivalent of an MMO raid group, lol. You even got your trinity of Tanks, DPS & Healers. I may have to give this a go myself...
Who would win a fight?
3000 CHAOS INFUSED MONSTERS or 1 angry lizard boi and a dead frog
11:40 Damn the Ubersreik 5 looks a little different than I remember
Between this Gor-Rok and the main channel’s vampire coast video Noctilus, I can’t even decide who’s the one with the most hands to throw.
Either way, the result is “you’re dead.”
At 37:54, TWH 3's auto-resolve finally gave us what we wanted. Dumb strat that works.
8:55
*”I'm bigger than you”*
*“I'm higher in the food chain!”*
*“GET IN MA BELLY!"*
Kleaper single handedly turned a Total War game into a Warriors game
You clearly havent played three kingdoms total war, its basically Dynasty Warriors but from a top down perspective
Skaven firing on their own troops, holy shit the A.I. is roleplaying.
I did not realize you could move the reinforcement location. I have like 400 plus hours in this game. thank you.
You couldn’t just as easily titled this “Lore accurate Lizardmen take over the world”
Actual amazing day when kleaper content drops