Sorry, but not sorry, you see, clearly saying sorry did not work. When it does not work, the pain then arrives. Do not push us past the sorry stage. lol
On the grapeshot cannons: No, the rune of burning is not why they are overpowered. They are overpowered because they are REALLY overpowered. That Ammo train mission was hard carried for me with just the cannons. Single target the big stuff, and then when they tried to cross the bridge I switched to grapeshot and took out the entire army in about 2 or maybe 3 salvo's with 4 cannons.
Cannon adventure was the first adventure I took because it made the most sense objective-wise. I quit the campaign at turn 15. I was playing as aggressive as possible and was under no threat ever, it was the least challenging campaign I've ever tried. In most of the battles 90% of the enemies were dead from cannons by the time Spirit of Grugni was summonable. At least with Ikit or Elspeth I felt like those upgrades got stronger over time so i got something to look forward to. With Malakai's cannons I didn't feel like playing anymore when at turn 7 I'm getting a doomstack. Maybe if I went Gyros i would've had more fun
I love how derpy autoresolve is, it looks at an army of mostly orc laborers against the fucking royal air force and is like best I can do is a valiant defeat.
@@roslolian11 Its actually remarkably fair on any difficulty in WH3, if anything it favors the players some. Its hard for them to judge some though because all gun armies in the AI hands are very very bad, they get rushed down quickly. Traditionally gunlines get shut down by a single unit breaking through, and require a lot of careful planning on laying them out. So if it runs a quick battle sim without seeing any frontline units it just assumes they'll get rolled over and cant fire. Malekai is barely a campaign anymore though he's so overpowered.
Malakai: *kills every surrounding neighbour, both friend and foe, Kislevite and Chaos, using just his brains, brawn and technological innovation* Khorne: *begrudging nod of respect and approval*
How so? A gun is anything man portable that ejects a projectile unless it engages a self contained propellant system, then its a launcher. Doesnt explicitly require explosive propellant because railguns, BB guns and bowguns (crossbows without the cross part just a compacting spring and rail) are still guns. They arent a rifle or a firearm, but they are a gun and an arm that fires fire.
@@deathninja16 they are literally drakeGUNS tbh they are a sort of napalm or phosphorous like projectile. yes they are alchemical based, but blackpoweder is that too.
One thing I learned, I believe it was from LegendOfTotalWar, is that spells like regen spells/abilities that are on a timer still trigger on the 0th second. So in actuality, you gyrocopters should be getting 30% extra hp since it heals 30% total from that adventure bonus.
Malakai was never a coward. He just thought the Slayer Oath was a relic of a different time and a symptom of the decline of the Dawi. He took the Oath because he was forced to, but he never intended to follow through because he thought it was wrong for ANY Dawi to seek death. There's few enough of them already and he wanted them to grow with the times. Hence why he and Franz got along so well
"I feel like our people are a dying breed because of relics like the Slayer Oath." "HOW DARE YOU QUESTION OUR TRADITIONS? THAT'S GOING IN THE BOOK!" "The book is also an outdated relic that holds us back by not allowing us to move on from the past." "THAT'S GOING IN THE BOOK _DOUBLE!"_
Ikkit on a nearby mountain with a stack of scribes: 'write-scribe that down, we take-steal and make even better yes-yes' In other news people are finding empty shipwrecks on land now.
Gun- "a weapon incorporating a metal tube from which bullets, shells, or other missiles are propelled by explosive force, typically making a characteristic loud, sharp noise" so as long as there is a projectile with mass and something akin to an explosion to propel it, its a gun
4:04 the only downside for the airship encamp is that it doesn't provide ambush protection; however, an airship doomstack doesn't care late game about ambushes
Props for using the Fodlan Winds theme towards the end. Really tied the whole ‘demolishing enemy armies with almost zero effort while listening to epic music’ thing together.
Having played this campaign myself a few times, the cannon doomstack is STUPIDLY OP. However, it's outpaced by the Thunderbarge doomstack. You literally cannot lose. Four full stacks of dragons? Ignored. Four full stacks of max level doomstacks of anything? It will win, handily.
Facts. I once sent around 6 of those things into a settlement and within moments of reaching firing range three enemy units were routing, another was half-dead, and the wall had been knocked down by complete accident. I didn’t even know their main guns could damage walls until then. Honestly, they could use a nerf, but you won’t see me complaining to CA about it. The only weaknesses I can see from them are their cost, their autoresolve performance, and the fact they can’t land, which isn’t really that bad compared to their damage output. Honestly, all you really need are 3 or 4 before your army becomes nigh unstoppable.
18:25 this army was spawned by the khorne adventure, where you can either kill the champion of khorne or the other 3 champs, but yeah if you don't complete it or clear them they just vibe, probably the nicest chaos fellas out there
finally a video showcasing what ive been saying since tod dropped. everyone was complaining about the thunderbarge, but the campaign is over long before you get to recruit them, gyros just destroy early to mid game.
I found your channel back when you did your empire guns only campaign. Wow you've grown a lot since! Happy to see you doing well and to watch another based gunpowder campaign haha
I'm gonna wait for the Skulls for the Skull Throne event to see if I can grab it on a sale but I can't wait to try this campaign. Malakai, Gotrek, Felix and Ulrika are gonna save the world baby. Shame that Max and Snorri aren't around to help but, oh well, I'm sure they will make an appearance when Thanquol rears his ugly head from... wherever he is hiding it.
Airship encampment: Although the airship may stay in the air perpetually, I reason that they still need to drop boots on the ground to gather local supplies, food, and fuel.
Love seeing this guy's content! Always a great day when I wake up and see what new silly shit he's been working on ❤ Can't wait to see what new Warhammer 3 shenanigans you come up with next!
"As long as I have all the territory and all the gold, I don't care what they think." Bro's dwarf straight up turned into Putin, only he's actually winning battles (for now).
So just to clarify; Flame throwers do count as guns. Sure they may spray a type of flammable liquid at the target, but that is still in the classification of a gun. Though in the case of Flame Cannons, it's a much easier sell. Cause it has the word "Cannon" in there. That is just a big and angry gun. In short, even if it belches flame it's a gun all the same!
I'm always shocked how similar the music choices you have in these videos is to my typical vibe. More than once I had to check if I had my music playing in the background lol.
Malakai is no coward, he just had a broader perspective. Give him a personal reason and he will go in. Dragon hurts his Spirit of Grungni, time to personally slay a dragon.
“That might be part of why they’re overpowered.” No, that’s just kinda how the Grapeshot Cannons work. It’s balanced out by their value also usually coming from turning your own frontline into paste as well.
True, your front line is either hero's (which will get hit) or none at all..... cause if you had one, the cannons just fire "To who'm this may concern" volley's be it your front line, the enemy, and they have grudges against air in general too.
I have said it before and I will say it again. There is nothing in TWW that is as satisfying as watching any gun, cannon, artillery unit just mowe down enemies before they even get a hit off. There just nothing that can compare to watching a line of guns turn your enemies into mist.
3:45 I mean, Malakai probably invented his version of a fire pit, or maybe an open furnace, to function MORE OR LESS as a bonfire-it’s perfectly plausible when you’re a Scottish psychopath. What, would you rather be a schmuck and role play as Dark Elves by not having an Emcamp stance? 6:34 I appreciate you pulling a SusaVile TW and just plastering the screen with the skills and tech you’re utilizing, a convenient way for someone to piece together your mental logic for building your army a certain way
“It’s not exactly the most ethical way to do warfare… but, there isn’t one, so it’s good enough for me.” I feel like a lot of world leaders have said that over history
Malakai is the only Dwarf to ever look at the slayer oath and go "doesn't say I can't just shoot everything before they get close enough no does it."
if it cant tank a bullet it wouldn't be strong enough to end him anyways...
@@sunshinekreu7684fill something with enough metal and sooner or later it’ll stop moving
He takes his slayer oath as more of a suggestion
Mostly how the slayer oath works for him is he makes really dangerous weapons that he used to kill monsters
"A death from a mechanical mishap is a worthy doom! And if it isn't my doom, at least I get to slay the enemies of the Karaz Ankor."
“Gotrek and Felix may not have guns”
That’s a grudge. You seen Gotrek’s arms? Nothing but guns
Wp
Have another like
That’s it, he’s going in the book.
gotreck aint got gun, that drwaf got cannons for bizpes and not any old normal ones no them arms are called big bess.
", carpet bombed by the entire Canadian Airforce,"
We just stopped sayin' sorry, budd.
The Geneva checklist is ready.
😆
That moment when someone insulted ice hockey?
Sorry, but not sorry, you see, clearly saying sorry did not work. When it does not work, the pain then arrives. Do not push us past the sorry stage.
lol
We have two settings: "Sorry" and "Warcrimes".
Every single instance of mispronunciation of Malakai Makaisson or Spirit of Grungni is going straight into the book.
Better get a new book, the old one is getting full.
@@melle4390 TIME FOR A RECKONING!
@@melle4390 There's no such thing. They'll keep adding pages.
We need a bigger book!😂
Malakai literally says his name lol.
Malakai isn’t OP he’s just smart enough to use a gun, and if that doesn’t work… he uses more gun!
For the rare cases where that doesn't work either, he uses a big friggin gun. With axeblades.
Practical solution to practical problems.
the chaos dwarves are just red team
"they've just been vibing for 10 turns"
My brother in Grungni, that's a Slaanesh army, you know what they've been doing for 10 turns.
Yeah, they's usin' their vibes
@@nyx7694
Yeah they were. 😂
"Everybody shoot the K'daai Destroyer because it will fucking K'daai destroy you."
guns hurt who wouldve thunk it
you thinked it? i thunk you thoughted it.
Fun fact! Emergency repairs is actually 30% health restored! It tics at second 0 as well as 1 and 2
As America, anything is possible. Just be careful of talking trees.
Drycha: HAH
trees talk? napalm. no geneva convention in warhammer
@@russmanYTIt didnt exactly matter back then either
@@vikingsundlof9040 it’s not war crimes if it’s being committed against people that are a different color than you
@@vikingsundlof9040 doesn't really matter now, either. no one has the authority to enforce them.
On the grapeshot cannons: No, the rune of burning is not why they are overpowered. They are overpowered because they are REALLY overpowered. That Ammo train mission was hard carried for me with just the cannons. Single target the big stuff, and then when they tried to cross the bridge I switched to grapeshot and took out the entire army in about 2 or maybe 3 salvo's with 4 cannons.
Cannon adventure was the first adventure I took because it made the most sense objective-wise. I quit the campaign at turn 15. I was playing as aggressive as possible and was under no threat ever, it was the least challenging campaign I've ever tried. In most of the battles 90% of the enemies were dead from cannons by the time Spirit of Grugni was summonable.
At least with Ikit or Elspeth I felt like those upgrades got stronger over time so i got something to look forward to. With Malakai's cannons I didn't feel like playing anymore when at turn 7 I'm getting a doomstack. Maybe if I went Gyros i would've had more fun
The grape shot cannons were bugged with projectiles having 3 size instead of .3 like the empire does, in the latest hot fix they fix the cannons.
@@robertcerniglia2616 They're still super strong
They still ruin anything they target
To be fair that's very faithful to the tabletop game. Cannons were always sort of bullshit.
I love how derpy autoresolve is, it looks at an army of mostly orc laborers against the fucking royal air force and is like best I can do is a valiant defeat.
It's because he is playing on hard difficulty.
@@roslolian11 Its actually remarkably fair on any difficulty in WH3, if anything it favors the players some.
Its hard for them to judge some though because all gun armies in the AI hands are very very bad, they get rushed down quickly. Traditionally gunlines get shut down by a single unit breaking through, and require a lot of careful planning on laying them out. So if it runs a quick battle sim without seeing any frontline units it just assumes they'll get rolled over and cant fire. Malekai is barely a campaign anymore though he's so overpowered.
The grapeshot on the cannons is one of the funniest things i've used in the game
Oh yeah and it's not just the rune of burning. They can do that kind of damage from turn 5 when you unlock the adventure and then never fall off.
FOR ROCK ANS STONE
Rock.And.StooOOne!
Did I heard a Rock and stone?
FOR KARL
STRICK THE EARTH
from another good dwarf game
Rock and Stone Brother!
Malakai: *kills every surrounding neighbour, both friend and foe, Kislevite and Chaos, using just his brains, brawn and technological innovation*
Khorne: *begrudging nod of respect and approval*
Second before Khorne gets 60 grapeshot cannisters to the face
25:33 Giving respects to the gunner unit that had been there since the beginning, dying to give the short campaign victory.
thank you for your service
BrilliantStupidity: *Says "Grugni." 724 times.*
Thorgrim: "That's going in the book!"
"Campaign's haunted."
"What?"
Grabs shotgun.
"Campaign's haunted.'
"unfortunately no guns"
IRONDRAKES ARE RIGHT THERE
he said he wasnt using flamethrower units later in the video
@@Mugetsu542 He should have said it sooner then.... Or just stopped being a female canine and used em.
Flamethrowers aren't guns technically.
How so? A gun is anything man portable that ejects a projectile unless it engages a self contained propellant system, then its a launcher. Doesnt explicitly require explosive propellant because railguns, BB guns and bowguns (crossbows without the cross part just a compacting spring and rail) are still guns.
They arent a rifle or a firearm, but they are a gun and an arm that fires fire.
@@deathninja16 they are literally drakeGUNS tbh they are a sort of napalm or phosphorous like projectile. yes they are alchemical based, but blackpoweder is that too.
One thing I learned, I believe it was from LegendOfTotalWar, is that spells like regen spells/abilities that are on a timer still trigger on the 0th second. So in actuality, you gyrocopters should be getting 30% extra hp since it heals 30% total from that adventure bonus.
Malakai was never a coward. He just thought the Slayer Oath was a relic of a different time and a symptom of the decline of the Dawi.
He took the Oath because he was forced to, but he never intended to follow through because he thought it was wrong for ANY Dawi to seek death. There's few enough of them already and he wanted them to grow with the times. Hence why he and Franz got along so well
"I feel like our people are a dying breed because of relics like the Slayer Oath."
"HOW DARE YOU QUESTION OUR TRADITIONS? THAT'S GOING IN THE BOOK!"
"The book is also an outdated relic that holds us back by not allowing us to move on from the past."
"THAT'S GOING IN THE BOOK _DOUBLE!"_
24:25 - I think this was everyone's reaction to pre-nerf Dwarf grapeshot. Simply glorious.
"its just a gun, that has a propeller on it"
So it is a dwarven A-10.
"So is this dwarf...... one of my people?"
- Balthasar "Kilgore" Gelt
*blasts "Fortunate Son" in the background*
The Dawi cannons in the final battle against Khorne be like: "Yes, please, hold up your shields. That just gives us a nice target to aim at."
Ikkit on a nearby mountain with a stack of scribes: 'write-scribe that down, we take-steal and make even better yes-yes' In other news people are finding empty shipwrecks on land now.
7:55 Welcome to Estalia gentlemen!
Gotrek and Felix plot armor so thick you can't even tell them to fuck off from your army.
Felix' plot armor eventually wares off though.
"I am a dwarf weapons are part of my religion" -
Malakai Makaison
"I have no idea how to classify guns" the most ATF statement I've ever heard lol.
Gun-
"a weapon incorporating a metal tube from which bullets, shells, or other missiles are propelled by explosive force, typically making a characteristic loud, sharp noise"
so as long as there is a projectile with mass and something akin to an explosion to propel it, its a gun
4:04 the only downside for the airship encamp is that it doesn't provide ambush protection; however, an airship doomstack doesn't care late game about ambushes
The darven gods woke me up to watch this video
Props for using the Fodlan Winds theme towards the end. Really tied the whole ‘demolishing enemy armies with almost zero effort while listening to epic music’ thing together.
24:19 that was the most satisfying artillery shot ive ever seen in any total war game
"One wrong put right... but the Great Book of Grudges remains full."
settlin grudges ye say? THATS A GRUDGIN!! GET THE BOOK!
Both Gotrek and Felix uses guns throughout their books so it still counts.
You have the best challenges type of videos on warhammer 3 man
Best there is!
0:17 Hail Omnisiah!
The...'short' victory?
That ones going in the fucking BOOK.
ROCK AND STONE FOREVER
Having played this campaign myself a few times, the cannon doomstack is STUPIDLY OP. However, it's outpaced by the Thunderbarge doomstack. You literally cannot lose. Four full stacks of dragons? Ignored. Four full stacks of max level doomstacks of anything? It will win, handily.
Facts. I once sent around 6 of those things into a settlement and within moments of reaching firing range three enemy units were routing, another was half-dead, and the wall had been knocked down by complete accident. I didn’t even know their main guns could damage walls until then. Honestly, they could use a nerf, but you won’t see me complaining to CA about it.
The only weaknesses I can see from them are their cost, their autoresolve performance, and the fact they can’t land, which isn’t really that bad compared to their damage output. Honestly, all you really need are 3 or 4 before your army becomes nigh unstoppable.
That moment you ACCIDENTALLY make a doomstack! 😂😂😂
This might be your best video yet bro
18:25 this army was spawned by the khorne adventure, where you can either kill the champion of khorne or the other 3 champs, but yeah if you don't complete it or clear them they just vibe, probably the nicest chaos fellas out there
17:00
captain "Don't worry it wont hit us"
soldier "uh, sir?"
captain "what? ...... oh." *gets hit by own cannons missile
24:18 The real crime here us the fact you have only one unit of cannons.
BRING 10
And here at 24:20, we see the exact moment BrilliantStupidity fell in love with the dwarves.
finally a video showcasing what ive been saying since tod dropped. everyone was complaining about the thunderbarge, but the campaign is over long before you get to recruit them, gyros just destroy early to mid game.
20:30 oh you just di- ooooh man you did NOT- OH YOU
YOU'RE GOING *IN THE BOOK*
I found your channel back when you did your empire guns only campaign. Wow you've grown a lot since! Happy to see you doing well and to watch another based gunpowder campaign haha
Brilliant, your continued pronunciation of Makaisson's name is earning you a spot in The Book.
The tears of Joy of a psycho 24:26
"Respectable". Resplattable. Glorious moment.
What did you mean when you said "SHORT" victory?
Wanna say man you're one of my favourite TW Warhammer youtubers. Missed your uploads, would love to see more frequent videos!
the dwarf bringing fighter jet warfare to fantasy I see
duuuuude, I've just finished Daemonslayer, didn't know they made Madlad Makaisson into an actual character. Peak dwarven engineering, this is
By the ancestors. It's Malakai with the peoples shotgun!!
I'm gonna wait for the Skulls for the Skull Throne event to see if I can grab it on a sale but I can't wait to try this campaign.
Malakai, Gotrek, Felix and Ulrika are gonna save the world baby. Shame that Max and Snorri aren't around to help but, oh well, I'm sure they will make an appearance when Thanquol rears his ugly head from... wherever he is hiding it.
That laugh at 24:30.
No one should ever give this man power.
DWARVEN ENGINEERING! RAH!
Another amazing high quality video, keep up the work brother you’re smashing it!
Great application of the second rule of knife fights.
Rule 1: Bring a gun!
Rule 2: Bring friends with guns!
It cannot be a true gyrocopter experience without the supreme patriarch himself welcoming you to estalia
Airship encampment: Although the airship may stay in the air perpetually, I reason that they still need to drop boots on the ground to gather local supplies, food, and fuel.
A rare video where you do not suffer 70-80% of the video. A fresh sensation. Let's not abuse it.
Love seeing this guy's content! Always a great day when I wake up and see what new silly shit he's been working on ❤
Can't wait to see what new Warhammer 3 shenanigans you come up with next!
24:22 Welcome back, Fall of the Samurai
I had so much fun playing Malakai. The gyrocopter changes feel amazing. Love them to pieces.
3:41 Of course it makes sense. Just land, pull down the ship and make camp in/around it.
There's a mod for greybeard's expedition in wh2 that I love for EXACTLY THIS. Guns, guns, and more guns!
"war crimes! War crimes! War crimes!"
There battle anthem of the dwarves
“With the difficulty set to…. YES”! 1:00 that was wayy funny than it had ever right to be… 😂😂😂
"As long as I have all the territory and all the gold, I don't care what they think."
Bro's dwarf straight up turned into Putin, only he's actually winning battles (for now).
vladolf putin lost that war before he started it.
9:52 Dwarfs pilot A-10 warthogs confirmed
I was waitin' for this.
10:41 actually 30% since the second 0 counts, so 0s - 10% 1s - 20% and 2s - 30%, thx LegendofTotalWar ^^
Your content is entertaining man, you've got a new subscriber!
Watching the bonuses are great
Malakai: Ah, but Herr Doktair, *ve* have an advantage zat zey *sorely* lack... *ZEPPELINS!!!"*
1:31 "These guys don't appear to be experienced hikers" 😂😂😂
20:43 the WHAT victory? That's a grudge.
So just to clarify; Flame throwers do count as guns. Sure they may spray a type of flammable liquid at the target, but that is still in the classification of a gun. Though in the case of Flame Cannons, it's a much easier sell. Cause it has the word "Cannon" in there. That is just a big and angry gun. In short, even if it belches flame it's a gun all the same!
The real joke is he considers the steam shooting gyrocopters a gun but not the fire options
I'm always shocked how similar the music choices you have in these videos is to my typical vibe. More than once I had to check if I had my music playing in the background lol.
Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again - Great book of Grudges
Malakai is no coward, he just had a broader perspective. Give him a personal reason and he will go in. Dragon hurts his Spirit of Grungni, time to personally slay a dragon.
"I have the F***ing Air Force, brother" God bless
“That might be part of why they’re overpowered.”
No, that’s just kinda how the Grapeshot Cannons work. It’s balanced out by their value also usually coming from turning your own frontline into paste as well.
True, your front line is either hero's (which will get hit) or none at all..... cause if you had one, the cannons just fire "To who'm this may concern" volley's be it your front line, the enemy, and they have grudges against air in general too.
Loved your reaction to the grapeshot cannon doing so much work at the end. I think you'd enjoy LegendofTotalWar's Grapeshot Cannon doomstack video
This is the total war Shogun 2 fall of the samurai experience, I love it
Ohhhh,furi music slaps,dude never fails to deliver
24:00 did you think we wouldn't notice Ulrika in your army comp ? I mean not that i blame you who can resist the temptation of the vampire waifu
Dies of old age because Time is the only opponent worthy of him
I haven't watched a second of the video yet, I just need a little loop of dwarven slayer stomping his feet to Death by Glamour.
New warhammer content!!! yippieee!!! my brain is stimulated :DDD
"I have no idea how to classify guns"
The ATF would like to hire you then
I have said it before and I will say it again. There is nothing in TWW that is as satisfying as watching any gun, cannon, artillery unit just mowe down enemies before they even get a hit off. There just nothing that can compare to watching a line of guns turn your enemies into mist.
3:45 I mean, Malakai probably invented his version of a fire pit, or maybe an open furnace, to function MORE OR LESS as a bonfire-it’s perfectly plausible when you’re a Scottish psychopath. What, would you rather be a schmuck and role play as Dark Elves by not having an Emcamp
stance?
6:34 I appreciate you pulling a SusaVile TW and just plastering the screen with the skills and tech you’re utilizing, a convenient way for someone to piece together your mental logic for building your army a certain way
“It’s not exactly the most ethical way to do warfare… but, there isn’t one, so it’s good enough for me.”
I feel like a lot of world leaders have said that over history
Just finished rereading the first set of G&F books. Makes me happy to see Malakai and the spirit appear 🖤