Can you beat Total Warhammer WITHOUT Recruiting?
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he shud have been activly upgrading his setlement to have bigger army in defence battle
Hahaha you mean BELARUS
This guy could invade America by only using flower shop owners
Don't tempt me
That's just the plot of "Bee Movie"
@@archsteel7 HOLY SHIT IT IS-
Next video: "Can I win against america using ONLY Flower Shop Owners???/??!?!?!?!/1?!?"
@@antikleaperI dare you
36:07 you know, even ignoring the meme, "Chungus" actually does sound like an Ogre name.
Chunggus Khan
Yeah, after the last patch Boris Ursus has NO CHILL. Dude killed literally every chaos faction in my game as Yuan Bo. I only noticed when the territory to the north of the bastion changed colour and I was like, "Who is that. Oh, Kislev. Of course, why wouldn't it be!"
Follow the bear! (… flags on the map…) 😮
He’s here to kill chaos
Chaos it's real, I've seen it.
Boris doesn’t see chaos, he sees food for the bears.
Also, on my side Boris usually wipe out clean the north while Chaos take over all of Kislev… I guess they are fleeing from him.
putting a different adblocker in your advertisement was brave
i see what you did there...
Thank you for your service
47:48 "magic isn't real you idiot" - man who can turn into a dragon
went past 100% end game
That's called being built different.
It's...genetic!
*dragon who can turn into a man
I thought this video was posted 9 months ago I was like "huh how have I not seen my favorite youtuber's video?!!!!" Turns out it was posted 9 mins ago.
LOVE YOU KLEAPER
48:20
That's not a "random Kislev faction" that's one of their three (4 now that Mother Ostankya is a thing) legendary lords, Boris Ursus, aka the true king of Kislev, who was frozen in some random ass cave for Ursun knows how long, and he actually spawns up there in the chaos wastes, somewhat near Archaon.
Honestly as a smoothbrain gun line main, I adore Cathay for their Lord Magistrate. Just casually giving the entire army Vanguard Deployment and rapid reload.
*Fortunate son starts playing*
@@Bettermadness_YT 19 sky junks...
Lord Magisters may be shit fighters, but they're great leaders
@@Brother_O4TS 100%. And being a shit duellist doesn't matter when you're 50ft up and the enemy general just became the ammunition repository for 4-6 units of Crane Gunners.
babe wake up, new grim kleaper video just dropped
Yes dear.. 🤕
Grim Kleaper? Who's that? This is Anti-Kleaper!
@@PurpleHeartE54those damn stairs
@@mueezadam8438 It's the final boss of Old People.
@PurpleHeartE54 My grandmother died to a German officer named stairs. :(
It's nice to see the chad Boris exerting his dominance in the north instead of getting wiped by chaos.
13:22 for some reason the pathfinding ai decides that even if only 1 model from another unit is going through the gate, that entire other unit is going through the gate and it's therefore quicker to use the ladders. So if you want to shove units through the gate you have to filter them in 1 by 1 or have them all use ladders
I've had more problems with ladders as they'll clump up on the ladders instead of going through the open gate, fucking up everything as I have to wait for them to finish climbing for so long(I make sure to use shift when moving units in settlements now)
I adore the fact that kleaper says every single time the same way "British" and its always perfect.
Doing this challenge on Warriors of Chaos would be pretty neat. Slowly building up an elite force of upgraded units you've had with you the entire game and all that.
Ah, see I thought that was the reason you specifically picked Yuan Bo for this challenge, it's so easy to confederate all of the other Cathayan factions really quickly with him. Assumed that was your plan to get those confederated armies as not technically recruiting them. You can even confederate the other two legendary lord factions with little effort
Dragon waifu had to be sacrificed to the gods of economics. True China gameplay.
Reject women
Embrace positive balance sheet.
3 views 0 second? Idk about the future of this channel...
1700 views in 8 minutes, can't believe he's fallen off so far
7280 in 30 minutes damn rip
Yall need to find better content, "x views in y seconds, ____ fell off" like holy shit
Real
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All things considered… this seems like a petty accurate Yuan Bo depiction. Cold and calculating, but also powerful and effective.
38:12 fav moment
how! the videos been up for 2 min
Based and watching at 100x speed-pilled
@@ingmargussenhoven6054what this guys said
Nah 42:05 is better
My man speed running kleaper vids
"Some random Kislev faction"
Boris does not take this slander lightly!
“That cool wall that was supposed to protect them literally didn’t protect them at all”
Sounds just like the actual Wall of China
Bro is Speed running for most ridiculous playthroughs in total war Warhammer 3.
Also i wish you reach 1 million subs at new years eve or something.
Boris is not a random guy he is a bully of short people
Leave it to Kleaper to invent a new form of self inflicted torture that’s somehow completely on brand for Warhammer.
i heard "Judge, Jury" and i felt my spine shiver when he said executioner
"I mean, I'm sure those 839 units had families.... that will NOT be notified."
HAHAHA, outstanding.
"can you beat Total Warhammer WITHOUT Recruiting?" with a video length of a hour and three minutes im sure this was 'painless'
Holy Cannoly, today is my birthday AND new Kleaper video!? Let's gooo!!!
Happy day of birth fellow tax evader
Jesus?
Happy birthday, I wish both side of your pillow to be cold tonight :)
6:18 DON'T THINK I DIDN'T SEE THAT ASCENDANCE OF A BOOKWORM REFERENCE
(you probably just looked up "someone getting buried under books" or the like but I'm still happy to see it)
Nope, I just finished FMA:B like three weeks ago, and remembered this scene lol
The ball is rolling UP the hill
14:25 Twice. Because the Cathay dragons' health pools between humanoid form and dragon form are considered different health pools by the healing cap mechanic, thank CA for that since they went the lazy way with how transformation mechanics work. (the human form unit straight up gets replaced by the dragon form unit during the transformation, and vice versa, so they're considered different units by the game engine)
Even if its caused by laziness, emergent gameplay mechanics of this nature are good for gaming if they dont ruin the game.
Why would you care about that
What are you complaining about, lol? That works in our favour
Dude, that's awesome!
This just made my day. Thank you man!
I find it funny how the advert for ExpressVPN starts with "Don't you hate ads?"
Dude Yuan Bo in that fight on minute 52 had blood all over his face, and especially around his mouth XD that dude was devouring those rats
Great content as always kleaper, couldn't even edge to this, Busted immediately
A bold strategy, let's see if it work out.
Been a day one look at my subscription length I stand biz.
Genuinely love the content you post and been a extremely refreshing take on looked over games keep up everyone cheers from chi IL
Ironic how the nom recruitment challenge gave you the strongest army you ever had.
AK: "I am going to play a campaign without recruiting a single unit or hero!"
CA: "Hey, we love your content. Here, have some free stacks. We'll call it confederation to make it tax-exempt."
Kleaper coming in with another movie, very nice
Time Commanders was funny because there were multiple people on each team and by the time they'd agreed on a unit order, the moment had passed and they got annihilated. It was seriously great entertainment!
Fun fact - my uncle knew the main tech guy on Time Commanders. He also knew I was/am a huuuuuge total war fan, and I'd told him the show used the same engine. He got me invited to the set and I proceeded to Wipe The Floor with their entire battle tech team. It kinda helped that I had basically memorised the stat blocks for almost every unit and knew all the cheese tactics lmao. Surprisingly I wasn't invited onto the actual show hahaha
Bro kleaper is so good at this game that if he broke both of his legs he would still find a way to become the fastest thing in the game
Beating life alone. Sounds like my life.
Never forget the voices in your head, they never left you behind 💪
@@SR_73those are part of your starting army
Another day, another Kleaper video, another huge hit of serotonin.
15:55 your reaction to the unexpected 7 groups of trolls made me laugh so hard
When Kleaper uploads then its always the best of quality. It definitely makes the wait Worth it. TY for your UA-cam service 👍
I love the long content I just keep rewatching it whenever I’m doing anything
1.Go vampire counts
2. Raise dead
3. Enjoy
"actually he looks like a power ranger, so still a bada$$"
I don't know what to say other than accurate
Ill be entirely honest this is easily my favorite video ive ever watched on this game. Well done Anti-Kleaper you actually got me to like one of my least factions and you played in a really fun way.
48:27 man kislevites are built different. imagine being such a gigachad that you settle in the CHAOS WASTES my god
Play as Khorne- I would love to see you use the unique mechanics- do something random like using Skarbrand to wipe out Ulthuan. Incredibly fun. Also, Skarbrand is incredibly powerful.
"who's idea was it to have entire armies of peasant Archers"
High Elves: Excuse me sir, that is our only strategy.
Thanks for the video Kleaper. Literally great entertainment even here in the Clinic.
Kleaper, when are you going to do the French chalenge? You can't run from it forever
@39:55 for an adept of Tzeentch, Vilitch did not foresee what would happen next turn LOL
Before update 4.2 (don’t know if he was nerfed at all), I did an auto resolve with Yuan Bo. 1K kills were attributed to him. The enemy had 2k. He’s broken.
Another video from our favorite masochist.
Turns out it IS easy being green
13:21 Well, he isnt called the GATE MASTER for nothing
"don't you hate ads?" *follows up with an ad*
nice move. almost not skipped the ad.
I feel like you were definitely trying to subvert your own sponsor with the adblock LOL
Wonderful video can't wait for my computer to get fixed so I can play warhammer for the first time looks like a great game
My love language is dudes explaining in great detail the mechanics of a game I know nothing about; kleaper you spoil us viewers
the Chaos Dwarves defending Cathay was something special
Belarus being mentioned isn't something I expected. Is that how poles and brazilians feel?🤔
Glad you got some moar Cathay time in. They're my favorite faction.
I still don't know what they were smoking when they made the Storm Dragon use no Heaven Magic (you know, actual lightning stuff) but Life Magic instead and the Jade Dragon Storm Magic but no Life Magic. I sure want some though
You know with a title like this it’s gonna rely on the Sword of Khaine
Now do one blindfolded.
I did this same challenge on accident when I did a campaign with Taurox. I got my hands on the Sword of Khaine and then disbanded all my armies. Taurox with SoK was more than enough to take on any number of enemies
Best feeling when go on yt and see a video of this man, love you (no homo)
No recruiting
instantly recruits a caravan
every time he drops one of these i think it cant possibly get crazier, then he does it again 😭
Man time commanders was a blast from the past, most of the contestants got rekt but there was the occasional win, especially fun when it was a battle that was historically lost
Damn, an hour plus video released right as i woke up?! Truly a good sunday for me!
a ad for a ad blocker is wild💀
Yuan Bo and Carstain blade is op combo, for some reason, his dragon form and human form have separate hp regen bars.. Meaning he can first regen cap his human form, then turn into dragon to heal extra hp bar. Imo the best Hybrid lord in the game rn.
Hey.
Ability cards when you use an ability for the first time is so goated.
Keep it up.
Interesting idea, don't know if it's possible either, what about a Total Warhammer, Diplomacy Only run? It would probably need some exceptions like, ambushes do not count as a fail since there's no way for you to resolve peacefully, but think it could be pretty interesting to route out and attempt
Him mentioning having a ton of peasant archers made me think about that time he gave them guns and I don't know how or why I made that correlation
This would be cool with Greenskins or Norca that have forced confederation, or with vampire factions only using rise dead
Love your content!
I got the games because of you, "Reggie", and "additionalstupidity". I'm starting with the 1st game but I gotta say you guys make the game look easy. I'm just stumbling along trying to learn the game. I've never played a "Total War" game before so it's been an experience.
Basically just a Singapore playthrough
I just want to say that I absolutely love these videos man. They are like little balls of crack for my autistic brain.
A grim klepper video, another therapy session.
I mean.. If you wanted this challenge on easy mode, you could just go Skarbrand and spam bloodhosts.. But I guess that wouldn't be a good challenge...
omg I've been trying to find and remember the name of time commanders for so long thanks a lot
What great acting for the ad
“It is 2:30am right now”. What a coincidence it’s 2:35am when I’m watching this. Funny things happen to those who don’t sleep.
Thank you for shouting out Time Commanders that was my childhood! 😂😂
You would not actually be recruiting legendary lords, they are just returning to service. Also that looks like it would work excellently with Vlads campaign as he starts with 3 heroes
This this was Great Keep it Up 👍
1 hour vid with my breakfast let's go
Waiting for a vampire coast no settlements campaign.
I would absolutely love to see you play Cathay again, cause this was awesome
The Lords you recruited were the Caravan Masters
Ahhh that makes so much more sense
Finally a new klapper video
Wow the chaos dwarves were the MVPs of the Chinese reunification