"We have to do vehicle inspections once a month." - LMAO not in the Air Force you don't!!! HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAH!!!! Me: driving a Volkswagen Golf at 230km (around 150 mph) on the Autobahn as an A1C that was bought on the lemon lot and never inspected.
Work ups for fleet sailors 1 to 4 months out to sea. Squadron flight line hours for squadrons suck man. Went underway for a workup only supposed to be a month got extended 3 times.
In 1988-1995 we did not have POV inspections by the SGT/SSGT. MP yes, SGT's in Units No. That...do not transport weapons in POV's to the motorpool goes out the window when no one's looking too. Damn Crunchies think they know everything!
I live In Maryland and there was a guy who Took police on a high speed chase and then tried to go thru the gates at fort detrick and he was unalived by the gate guards like he wanted to
I got my vehicle inspected once by the Squadron Duty Officer (USMC) and he said he was surprised my vehicle was squared away with how F’ed up I was. I said “Thank you, Sir”
THE SEC FO GUY AT 8:07 WAS MY MTI IN BMT. TSGT GREEN WAS AWESOME. He told us about the tiktok and the story behind it, he broke the window like 15 minutes into trying to be good cop lol
8:20 what does the "SF" patch mean? like i thought it was special forces but then i realized im a dumbass and the guys is a security force dude. So like what does that god damn motherfucking patch MEAN
You don't miss it untill it's over. Unfortunatly true. On the other hand, while missing it, I would not go back. A bit like your ex, you left for a reason.
In NZ Army, vehicles were used to store sh*t from our rooms that we didn't want seen during barrack inspections. If you didn't have a car, then you would store crap in your buddies car. Nothing like a nice minimalist room for barrack inspections 😂
"oh its a kissing party" got me dead 🤣🤣
"You don't miss it until it's over" That fucking hits hard.
How i felt bout droppin outta hs
@@Dh-hg5ymnot too late to sign another 4 years contract ;)
Couldn’t have said it better , got out two months ago and it’s not the same
Sounds like childhood.
@@aar5225 i cant sign up, pre existing ptsd is a no no🥲
“She knows how to serve dinner” that one got me 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Betty Crocker gonna like dem cakes
Like GYAAAT!😳👋
Cum to find this and what do you know… top comment 🎉
Great men think alike !🍻
Hell yeah man
Marty Robbins goes hard AF ❤
Bruh that’s me!
@@kylerummens5929 lol awsome
“A big iron on his hip”
Old friend from highschool: “Hey man, how you been?”
Me: *Pauses trying not to say gay* “Gay!”
I went to school in the 90’s and that was our answer to everything
I got out in 2016 and I still have to watch my humor around EVERYONE!
"We have to do vehicle inspections once a month." - LMAO not in the Air Force you don't!!! HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAH!!!!
Me: driving a Volkswagen Golf at 230km (around 150 mph) on the Autobahn as an A1C that was bought on the lemon lot and never inspected.
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not in Army aviation either, had one in three years
Not in the Navy either
We got inspected to get the military sticker for our windshield but that was it when I was at Ft. Bragg 88-92.
Navy gets deployed for 6 months either in Europe or Asia like every 2 years.
Oh so she knows how to serve dinner 🥰❣️🤣
Dude! when I hate being in the military, I watch your videos and remember why I love it! Thanks!
Hey that’s me playing Big Iron. Why you gotta flame me like that?
Nikko please do a reaction on the new Air Force EOD recruitment video,
Big support from Italy 🇮🇹💪
DUDE DID BIG IRON SO GOOD
My buddy wanted to get stationed in Alaska and that is where he went. He said he loved it
A good hour, maybe? In warm conditions. Bodies cool quickly. To answer your demented question 😂
mechanics and fast food workers talk just like the military does. just blue collar that shit.
How much?
😂😂😂
Daddy Nikko has posted😫😫😫😫 FREEEDOM🛢️🇺🇸
My dad was in the airborne AKA “me go jump out plane and me get more moneys” but he was deployed in Alaska
Ayyye, let's go. Shane made it on here! As long as we're tracking!!
LETS GO WE GOT ANOTHER ONE
Work ups for fleet sailors 1 to 4 months out to sea. Squadron flight line hours for squadrons suck man.
Went underway for a workup only supposed to be a month got extended 3 times.
Bro tried foot fungus for 10 bucks. Wiiild
this video is so funny😂
how many times have you had to call in air strikes and air support.
Lol I joke with my coworkers all the time like that and they tell me somethings wrong with me...and I just say " probably " 👍🏻
Hey Nico, been watching your channel for a while. Just wanted to say your contents hilarious and that’s why now I wanna be a crayon eater
Curently waiting on the clothing allowance 🤣
In 1988-1995 we did not have POV inspections by the SGT/SSGT. MP yes, SGT's in Units No. That...do not transport weapons in POV's to the motorpool goes out the window when no one's looking too. Damn Crunchies think they know everything!
my grandfather is a gulf war vet
Nikko the best on youtube
Them toes to him looked a little crunchy
OHHHHHHH DAMN IT
❤ 0:04
Every one I know who was in the army says not to join the army
Bro.... That guy sucking on toes made me throw up in my mouth😢
Thank you for putting the thumbnail video and first
Mom = SMASH!
Yoga marine = SMASH!
Navy Chicka = SMASH!
Thanks!
They chose John cena to lead the seal team 6 raid because no one could see him
Military humour is Aussie humour aswell
10:33
Nikko…… damn 😏
10:21 I live in Alaska I would love to train in the snow
I never understood picking an MOS that doesn't involve killing and blowing stuff up. You can get a boring job making more money somewhere else.
Can you do space force boot camp
Love the vid nikko
4:22 I can relate so much except I’m not in or was in the military, I shot a Glock 42 without ears lol
It just ringgggssss
love ya bro
Its not water boarding if you use JP8
React to specail force’s assessment and selection
No public comment on the pregnant lady video... today
Under an hour gang👇
Need the react on Ghost in the Machine 2
Could someone remind me what this song is called at 1:19. I'm quite stupid.
Big iron
@@Rvg635 Thanks for that, but I wasn't talking about the image, but the sound that was used over it. 👍
Before 5 minutes
2 minute gang gang👇
gad damn this video was hard as fuck
0:36 Marines when they aren’t supervised lmao
"Ma'am, i'm gonna look after your son" fuckin killed me lmao 6:35
Your honesty is refreshing,and funny
I may or may not be the marine at 6:23 Nikko 😂😂
Thanks to your Mother 🎉
we had a guy come to the gate an completely went past security lets just say we had to use pew pews and then had to clean up
I live In Maryland and there was a guy who
Took police on a high speed chase and then tried to go thru the gates at fort detrick and he was unalived by the gate guards like he wanted to
@@maryjane4432BROOOOOO I REMEMBER THAT I LIVE IN MARYLAND TOOOOOO THEY ON SOMETHING ELSE!!!!!!!!!!
yall actually shot him? 💀💀💀
The military is waiting.....no begging for someone to fuck around......Because they are going to find out.
I got my vehicle inspected once by the Squadron Duty Officer (USMC) and he said he was surprised my vehicle was squared away with how F’ed up I was. I said “Thank you, Sir”
WHO is Reading this is Not FIRST 😂😂😂
No shit you you were
@@rhdude1995 and you not sooooo STFUP 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
Bro my gf made it out and I’m so happy
God damn that's crucial
Nikko looking at that foot like "Yeah i did this before"....
Always a good day when Nikko posts Not a good day for these people though 😂😂😂.
0:21 nikko just got flashbacks😂
10:21 nikkoooooo!!! I’m from Alaska!!! I still living here too. (Love the vids ❤️)
The SF guy who smashed the window was a MTI at my basic training
THE SEC FO GUY AT 8:07 WAS MY MTI IN BMT. TSGT GREEN WAS AWESOME. He told us about the tiktok and the story behind it, he broke the window like 15 minutes into trying to be good cop lol
"Ever used a dead enemy's esophagus as a refueling nozzle for your Jerry Can's? It's the same shape and everything."
Wtf?? Vehicle inspections? Never once had that in the 9 years I was in!
You know it’s a good day when Nikko posts
Big iron thats a instant like
In the advertisement page to join the military where I live accidentally put the background as an image from WW2… it wasn’t a good image 😅.
8:20 what does the "SF" patch mean? like i thought it was special forces but then i realized im a dumbass and the guys is a security force dude. So like what does that god damn motherfucking patch MEAN
You don't miss it untill it's over.
Unfortunatly true. On the other hand, while missing it, I would not go back. A bit like your ex, you left for a reason.
In NZ Army, vehicles were used to store sh*t from our rooms that we didn't want seen during barrack inspections. If you didn't have a car, then you would store crap in your buddies car. Nothing like a nice minimalist room for barrack inspections 😂
I put down that I had ADHD durrinv recruitment for the Canadian Armed forces and they strait denied me with no option to appeal
BIG LOVE FROM THE UK NIKKO OUR COUNTRY NEEDS PATRIOTISM LIKE AMERICAS RIGHT NOW.
i love "military humour" is literally just British humour. we gay with the bros from day 1
7:18 that's called child support.😂
What's going on with the pregnant lady situation? Seems a bit unnecessarily intense.
Not the trench foot in the mouth😮🤮
2:36
Thats AIT not basic, you can tell by their star patches
I mean he looks good in the maid outfit atleast. 😂 nGL $20 is $20
The clothing allowance broke me😂😂😂 That's so damn true
Nikko, I live in Alaska, the snow is great lol
10:22 Yepp, it’s pretty out here but you’re gonna freeze while you enjoy it lmfao
These sus videos are hilarious 🤣😆 love the reactions videos 👍
I’m eating right now I hope don’t see somthing disgusting
Another great video ( I liked my own comment too)
Saying Navy doesn’t go on deployments is like saying the Earth is flat
1:05 is that narrator
Hey thanks for using my video 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
A target package the second she said she was pregnant 😂😂 damn
Don’t talk shit about my state
Nikko with a glock like "put down the 9 Jamal"😂
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