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  • @kingrad1033
    @kingrad1033 4 місяці тому +174

    "oh its a kissing party" got me dead 🤣🤣

  • @JangersTheDog
    @JangersTheDog 4 місяці тому +78

    "You don't miss it until it's over" That fucking hits hard.

    • @Dh-hg5ym
      @Dh-hg5ym 4 місяці тому

      How i felt bout droppin outta hs

    • @aar5225
      @aar5225 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Dh-hg5ymnot too late to sign another 4 years contract ;)

    • @Tommy_TheG96
      @Tommy_TheG96 3 місяці тому +1

      Couldn’t have said it better , got out two months ago and it’s not the same

    • @anubispup4760
      @anubispup4760 Місяць тому

      Sounds like childhood.

    • @Dh-hg5ym
      @Dh-hg5ym Місяць тому

      @@aar5225 i cant sign up, pre existing ptsd is a no no🥲

  • @phantom_beast09
    @phantom_beast09 4 місяці тому +291

    “She knows how to serve dinner” that one got me 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @LBdreamin
      @LBdreamin 4 місяці тому +10

      Betty Crocker gonna like dem cakes

    • @alwayzchillin0714
      @alwayzchillin0714 4 місяці тому +5

      Like GYAAAT!😳👋

    • @kyleayer5805
      @kyleayer5805 4 місяці тому

      Cum to find this and what do you know… top comment 🎉

    • @jpotato8918
      @jpotato8918 4 місяці тому +4

      Great men think alike !🍻

    • @JBCPuppydaddy
      @JBCPuppydaddy 4 місяці тому +2

      Hell yeah man

  • @kitkatdisney4025
    @kitkatdisney4025 4 місяці тому +52

    Marty Robbins goes hard AF ❤

    • @kylerummens5929
      @kylerummens5929 4 місяці тому +3

      Bruh that’s me!

    • @noah-y4h1z
      @noah-y4h1z 4 місяці тому +1

      @@kylerummens5929 lol awsome

    • @Woinger
      @Woinger Місяць тому +1

      “A big iron on his hip”

  • @BenedictMeatball
    @BenedictMeatball 4 місяці тому +80

    Old friend from highschool: “Hey man, how you been?”
    Me: *Pauses trying not to say gay* “Gay!”

    • @maryjane4432
      @maryjane4432 Місяць тому

      I went to school in the 90’s and that was our answer to everything

  • @NeviQAdnariM
    @NeviQAdnariM 4 місяці тому +13

    I got out in 2016 and I still have to watch my humor around EVERYONE!

  • @anothernewaccount1657
    @anothernewaccount1657 4 місяці тому +55

    "We have to do vehicle inspections once a month." - LMAO not in the Air Force you don't!!! HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAH!!!!
    Me: driving a Volkswagen Golf at 230km (around 150 mph) on the Autobahn as an A1C that was bought on the lemon lot and never inspected.

    • @SpeedyJoe.
      @SpeedyJoe. 4 місяці тому

      ❤❤

    • @Gam3ZILLA
      @Gam3ZILLA 4 місяці тому +1

      not in Army aviation either, had one in three years

    • @dougcurb6645
      @dougcurb6645 4 місяці тому

      Not in the Navy either

    • @saplingthrasher23
      @saplingthrasher23 3 місяці тому +1

      We got inspected to get the military sticker for our windshield but that was it when I was at Ft. Bragg 88-92.

  • @sebastiannegron79
    @sebastiannegron79 4 місяці тому +2

    Navy gets deployed for 6 months either in Europe or Asia like every 2 years.

  • @danielwaters9
    @danielwaters9 4 місяці тому +2

    Oh so she knows how to serve dinner 🥰❣️🤣

  • @surfcirca
    @surfcirca 4 місяці тому +1

    Dude! when I hate being in the military, I watch your videos and remember why I love it! Thanks!

  • @kylerummens5929
    @kylerummens5929 4 місяці тому +1

    Hey that’s me playing Big Iron. Why you gotta flame me like that?

  • @frontdetectingww1393
    @frontdetectingww1393 4 місяці тому +1

    Nikko please do a reaction on the new Air Force EOD recruitment video,
    Big support from Italy 🇮🇹💪

  • @imweirdfiteme593
    @imweirdfiteme593 3 місяці тому

    DUDE DID BIG IRON SO GOOD

  • @SlyClone96
    @SlyClone96 4 місяці тому

    My buddy wanted to get stationed in Alaska and that is where he went. He said he loved it

  • @Keirfey
    @Keirfey 4 місяці тому

    A good hour, maybe? In warm conditions. Bodies cool quickly. To answer your demented question 😂

  • @MadMaddie769
    @MadMaddie769 4 місяці тому

    mechanics and fast food workers talk just like the military does. just blue collar that shit.

  • @EMD766
    @EMD766 4 місяці тому +3

    How much?
    😂😂😂

  • @Leoisoutofhismind
    @Leoisoutofhismind 4 місяці тому +4

    Daddy Nikko has posted😫😫😫😫 FREEEDOM🛢️🇺🇸

  • @American_Tactics
    @American_Tactics 4 місяці тому

    My dad was in the airborne AKA “me go jump out plane and me get more moneys” but he was deployed in Alaska

  • @remywhite4377
    @remywhite4377 4 місяці тому

    Ayyye, let's go. Shane made it on here! As long as we're tracking!!

  • @CC-7274
    @CC-7274 4 місяці тому +1

    LETS GO WE GOT ANOTHER ONE

  • @rannenw6207
    @rannenw6207 4 місяці тому

    Work ups for fleet sailors 1 to 4 months out to sea. Squadron flight line hours for squadrons suck man.
    Went underway for a workup only supposed to be a month got extended 3 times.

  • @kameronmyles2013
    @kameronmyles2013 4 місяці тому

    Bro tried foot fungus for 10 bucks. Wiiild

  • @ElijahGrant-iu1wy
    @ElijahGrant-iu1wy 4 місяці тому +1

    this video is so funny😂

  • @mrducky2952
    @mrducky2952 2 місяці тому +1

    how many times have you had to call in air strikes and air support.

  • @emilybeerbower5575
    @emilybeerbower5575 4 місяці тому

    Lol I joke with my coworkers all the time like that and they tell me somethings wrong with me...and I just say " probably " 👍🏻

  • @hollyjones3686
    @hollyjones3686 4 місяці тому

    Hey Nico, been watching your channel for a while. Just wanted to say your contents hilarious and that’s why now I wanna be a crayon eater

  • @jamesdehart7135
    @jamesdehart7135 4 місяці тому

    Curently waiting on the clothing allowance 🤣

  • @shanemitchell477
    @shanemitchell477 4 місяці тому

    In 1988-1995 we did not have POV inspections by the SGT/SSGT. MP yes, SGT's in Units No. That...do not transport weapons in POV's to the motorpool goes out the window when no one's looking too. Damn Crunchies think they know everything!

  • @Wyatt.DeYoung
    @Wyatt.DeYoung 3 місяці тому

    my grandfather is a gulf war vet

  • @racheltroy1438
    @racheltroy1438 4 місяці тому

    Nikko the best on youtube

  • @Dicklestheheathen
    @Dicklestheheathen 4 місяці тому

    Them toes to him looked a little crunchy

  • @OperaterDoge
    @OperaterDoge 3 місяці тому

    OHHHHHHH DAMN IT

  • @mystery-jh6jn
    @mystery-jh6jn 4 місяці тому +1

    0:04

  • @pennywisenibbles4949
    @pennywisenibbles4949 4 місяці тому

    Every one I know who was in the army says not to join the army

  • @michaelcanan5794
    @michaelcanan5794 4 місяці тому

    Bro.... That guy sucking on toes made me throw up in my mouth😢

  • @ghostblackout1
    @ghostblackout1 4 місяці тому

    Thank you for putting the thumbnail video and first

  • @r.b.rozier9692
    @r.b.rozier9692 4 місяці тому

    Mom = SMASH!
    Yoga marine = SMASH!
    Navy Chicka = SMASH!

  • @JulieParker-z4i
    @JulieParker-z4i 4 місяці тому

    Thanks!

  • @9inmotion
    @9inmotion 4 місяці тому

    They chose John cena to lead the seal team 6 raid because no one could see him

  • @soaringpanda8126
    @soaringpanda8126 4 місяці тому

    Military humour is Aussie humour aswell

  • @ExpiredBakedBean
    @ExpiredBakedBean 4 місяці тому

    10:33
    Nikko…… damn 😏

  • @killerwillie713
    @killerwillie713 Місяць тому

    10:21 I live in Alaska I would love to train in the snow

  • @bpslick4565
    @bpslick4565 4 місяці тому

    I never understood picking an MOS that doesn't involve killing and blowing stuff up. You can get a boring job making more money somewhere else.

  • @JoélGuzmán-z3u
    @JoélGuzmán-z3u 4 місяці тому

    Can you do space force boot camp

  • @Ohh682
    @Ohh682 4 місяці тому

    Love the vid nikko

  • @JaggedGaming55555
    @JaggedGaming55555 4 місяці тому

    4:22 I can relate so much except I’m not in or was in the military, I shot a Glock 42 without ears lol

  • @roberts2557
    @roberts2557 4 місяці тому

    love ya bro

  • @jeffreysunderman8375
    @jeffreysunderman8375 Місяць тому

    Its not water boarding if you use JP8

  • @Ghvst-ed1ts
    @Ghvst-ed1ts 4 місяці тому

    React to specail force’s assessment and selection

  • @Keirfey
    @Keirfey 4 місяці тому

    No public comment on the pregnant lady video... today

  • @Darth-Hater6969
    @Darth-Hater6969 4 місяці тому

    Under an hour gang👇

  • @grizh4583
    @grizh4583 4 місяці тому

    Need the react on Ghost in the Machine 2

  • @Saffi____
    @Saffi____ 4 місяці тому +2

    Could someone remind me what this song is called at 1:19. I'm quite stupid.

    • @Rvg635
      @Rvg635 4 місяці тому +2

      Big iron

    • @Saffi____
      @Saffi____ 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Rvg635 Thanks for that, but I wasn't talking about the image, but the sound that was used over it. 👍

  • @JaxxGaming7997
    @JaxxGaming7997 4 місяці тому

    Before 5 minutes

  • @The20sbelike-wwww3
    @The20sbelike-wwww3 4 місяці тому

    2 minute gang gang👇

  • @casualbeaver
    @casualbeaver 4 місяці тому

    gad damn this video was hard as fuck

  • @GavinEstes16
    @GavinEstes16 4 місяці тому +168

    0:36 Marines when they aren’t supervised lmao

  • @Sunbro_Joe
    @Sunbro_Joe 4 місяці тому +43

    "Ma'am, i'm gonna look after your son" fuckin killed me lmao 6:35

  • @JulieParker-z4i
    @JulieParker-z4i 4 місяці тому +37

    Your honesty is refreshing,and funny

  • @jadedraney9097
    @jadedraney9097 4 місяці тому +8

    I may or may not be the marine at 6:23 Nikko 😂😂

    • @MizEcoRage
      @MizEcoRage 12 днів тому

      Thanks to your Mother 🎉

  • @the_night_vision_FBI969_gaming
    @the_night_vision_FBI969_gaming 4 місяці тому +20

    we had a guy come to the gate an completely went past security lets just say we had to use pew pews and then had to clean up

    • @maryjane4432
      @maryjane4432 4 місяці тому +5

      I live In Maryland and there was a guy who
      Took police on a high speed chase and then tried to go thru the gates at fort detrick and he was unalived by the gate guards like he wanted to

    • @KitannaEaston-xf7wn
      @KitannaEaston-xf7wn 4 місяці тому +4

      @@maryjane4432BROOOOOO I REMEMBER THAT I LIVE IN MARYLAND TOOOOOO THEY ON SOMETHING ELSE!!!!!!!!!!

    • @AmericanIdiotPolitics
      @AmericanIdiotPolitics 4 місяці тому

      yall actually shot him? 💀💀💀

    • @SilentHotdog28
      @SilentHotdog28 4 місяці тому +1

      The military is waiting.....no begging for someone to fuck around......Because they are going to find out.

  • @mctigger1
    @mctigger1 Місяць тому +2

    I got my vehicle inspected once by the Squadron Duty Officer (USMC) and he said he was surprised my vehicle was squared away with how F’ed up I was. I said “Thank you, Sir”

  • @Dereinejunge178
    @Dereinejunge178 4 місяці тому +11

    WHO is Reading this is Not FIRST 😂😂😂

    • @rhdude1995
      @rhdude1995 4 місяці тому +1

      No shit you you were

    • @Dereinejunge178
      @Dereinejunge178 4 місяці тому +1

      @@rhdude1995 and you not sooooo STFUP 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

  • @jaapderegt7936
    @jaapderegt7936 4 місяці тому +3

    Bro my gf made it out and I’m so happy

  • @trith72
    @trith72 4 місяці тому +19

    Nikko looking at that foot like "Yeah i did this before"....

  • @TributesCarlson-im4be
    @TributesCarlson-im4be 4 місяці тому +15

    Always a good day when Nikko posts Not a good day for these people though 😂😂😂.

  • @gabriellabarhammusic
    @gabriellabarhammusic 4 місяці тому +12

    0:21 nikko just got flashbacks😂

  • @KimberVerity
    @KimberVerity 4 місяці тому +3

    10:21 nikkoooooo!!! I’m from Alaska!!! I still living here too. (Love the vids ❤️)

  • @lukemorin6214
    @lukemorin6214 3 місяці тому +1

    The SF guy who smashed the window was a MTI at my basic training

  • @skillfulwaffle6911
    @skillfulwaffle6911 4 місяці тому +2

    THE SEC FO GUY AT 8:07 WAS MY MTI IN BMT. TSGT GREEN WAS AWESOME. He told us about the tiktok and the story behind it, he broke the window like 15 minutes into trying to be good cop lol

  • @AflacMan13
    @AflacMan13 4 місяці тому +3

    "Ever used a dead enemy's esophagus as a refueling nozzle for your Jerry Can's? It's the same shape and everything."

  • @StevesSimStation
    @StevesSimStation 4 місяці тому +1

    Wtf?? Vehicle inspections? Never once had that in the 9 years I was in!

  • @OperatorDelta_19
    @OperatorDelta_19 4 місяці тому +8

    You know it’s a good day when Nikko posts

  • @funrun07haan50
    @funrun07haan50 4 місяці тому +5

    Big iron thats a instant like

  • @Ganymede.
    @Ganymede. 3 місяці тому +1

    In the advertisement page to join the military where I live accidentally put the background as an image from WW2… it wasn’t a good image 😅.

  • @charslapp285
    @charslapp285 3 місяці тому +1

    8:20 what does the "SF" patch mean? like i thought it was special forces but then i realized im a dumbass and the guys is a security force dude. So like what does that god damn motherfucking patch MEAN

  • @alberich3099
    @alberich3099 4 місяці тому +1

    You don't miss it untill it's over.
    Unfortunatly true. On the other hand, while missing it, I would not go back. A bit like your ex, you left for a reason.

  • @helenmarydickenson3847
    @helenmarydickenson3847 4 місяці тому +3

    In NZ Army, vehicles were used to store sh*t from our rooms that we didn't want seen during barrack inspections. If you didn't have a car, then you would store crap in your buddies car. Nothing like a nice minimalist room for barrack inspections 😂

  • @willzone0295
    @willzone0295 4 місяці тому +1

    I put down that I had ADHD durrinv recruitment for the Canadian Armed forces and they strait denied me with no option to appeal

  • @Poisedanubis85
    @Poisedanubis85 3 місяці тому +1

    BIG LOVE FROM THE UK NIKKO OUR COUNTRY NEEDS PATRIOTISM LIKE AMERICAS RIGHT NOW.

  • @patrickellis7366
    @patrickellis7366 4 місяці тому +2

    i love "military humour" is literally just British humour. we gay with the bros from day 1

  • @dakotarunyan9962
    @dakotarunyan9962 4 місяці тому +2

    7:18 that's called child support.😂

  • @TheSleepSteward
    @TheSleepSteward 4 місяці тому +1

    What's going on with the pregnant lady situation? Seems a bit unnecessarily intense.

  • @mollyschmidt5773
    @mollyschmidt5773 4 місяці тому +2

    Not the trench foot in the mouth😮🤮

  • @ditolove5240
    @ditolove5240 4 місяці тому +1

    2:36
    Thats AIT not basic, you can tell by their star patches

  • @CaptDestro
    @CaptDestro 4 місяці тому +1

    I mean he looks good in the maid outfit atleast. 😂 nGL $20 is $20

  • @joshv9139
    @joshv9139 4 місяці тому +4

    The clothing allowance broke me😂😂😂 That's so damn true

  • @elend9077
    @elend9077 4 місяці тому +1

    Nikko, I live in Alaska, the snow is great lol

  • @assassincos6608
    @assassincos6608 4 місяці тому +2

    10:22 Yepp, it’s pretty out here but you’re gonna freeze while you enjoy it lmfao

  • @jonathangouveia7650
    @jonathangouveia7650 4 місяці тому +2

    These sus videos are hilarious 🤣😆 love the reactions videos 👍

  • @OperaterDoge
    @OperaterDoge 3 місяці тому +1

    I’m eating right now I hope don’t see somthing disgusting

  • @J.L.Y
    @J.L.Y 4 місяці тому +1

    Another great video ( I liked my own comment too)

  • @hillbilly645
    @hillbilly645 4 місяці тому +1

    Saying Navy doesn’t go on deployments is like saying the Earth is flat

  • @EDWARD_RlCHTOFEN
    @EDWARD_RlCHTOFEN 4 місяці тому +1

    1:05 is that narrator

  • @stevedogz
    @stevedogz 4 місяці тому

    Hey thanks for using my video 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

  • @joshsmith6955
    @joshsmith6955 4 місяці тому +1

    A target package the second she said she was pregnant 😂😂 damn

  • @Iamhim382
    @Iamhim382 2 місяці тому +1

    Don’t talk shit about my state

  • @MyLife_Chronicles
    @MyLife_Chronicles 4 місяці тому +2

    Nikko with a glock like "put down the 9 Jamal"😂

  • @prartmusic
    @prartmusic 4 місяці тому

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