"We have to do vehicle inspections once a month." - LMAO not in the Air Force you don't!!! HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAH!!!! Me: driving a Volkswagen Golf at 230km (around 150 mph) on the Autobahn as an A1C that was bought on the lemon lot and never inspected.
I live In Maryland and there was a guy who Took police on a high speed chase and then tried to go thru the gates at fort detrick and he was unalived by the gate guards like he wanted to
In NZ Army, vehicles were used to store sh*t from our rooms that we didn't want seen during barrack inspections. If you didn't have a car, then you would store crap in your buddies car. Nothing like a nice minimalist room for barrack inspections 😂
THE SEC FO GUY AT 8:07 WAS MY MTI IN BMT. TSGT GREEN WAS AWESOME. He told us about the tiktok and the story behind it, he broke the window like 15 minutes into trying to be good cop lol
Honestly bro, thanks so much for being so fucking funny. You were on god the only thing keeping me going through fucking exam week when I was at my lowest last monday through to today. Keep these vids coming dude.
That SF video breaking the window came from Gowen Field boise idaho. She was a dependent that was divorced by her husband, and she tried to run the gate
Do not serve at all, however been on bases a few time because im a trained and certified mechanic, was helping an army mechanic do work to his own vehicle and somehow got sucked into working on a hmmwv. TLDR. Didnt come back after i found out the transmission was absouloutly trashed from someone doing burnouts and neutral drops. That was 3 years ago and as far as i know he was punished by doing tire remounting for 6 months.
“She knows how to serve dinner” that one got me 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Betty Crocker gonna like dem cakes
Like GYAAAT!😳👋
Cum to find this and what do you know… top comment 🎉
Great men think alike !🍻
Hell yeah man
"oh its a kissing party" got me dead 🤣🤣
0:36 Marines when they aren’t supervised lmao
"You don't miss it until it's over" That fucking hits hard.
How i felt bout droppin outta hs
@@Dh-hg5ymnot too late to sign another 4 years contract ;)
Marty Robbins goes hard AF ❤
Bruh that’s me!
@@kylerummens5929 lol awsome
Old friend from highschool: “Hey man, how you been?”
Me: *Pauses trying not to say gay* “Gay!”
"Ma'am, i'm gonna look after your son" fuckin killed me lmao 6:35
Your honesty is refreshing,and funny
I got out in 2016 and I still have to watch my humor around EVERYONE!
Nikko looking at that foot like "Yeah i did this before"....
"We have to do vehicle inspections once a month." - LMAO not in the Air Force you don't!!! HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAH!!!!
Me: driving a Volkswagen Golf at 230km (around 150 mph) on the Autobahn as an A1C that was bought on the lemon lot and never inspected.
❤❤
not in Army aviation either, had one in three years
Not in the Navy either
we had a guy come to the gate an completely went past security lets just say we had to use pew pews and then had to clean up
I live In Maryland and there was a guy who
Took police on a high speed chase and then tried to go thru the gates at fort detrick and he was unalived by the gate guards like he wanted to
@@maryjane4432BROOOOOO I REMEMBER THAT I LIVE IN MARYLAND TOOOOOO THEY ON SOMETHING ELSE!!!!!!!!!!
yall actually shot him? 💀💀💀
The military is waiting.....no begging for someone to fuck around......Because they are going to find out.
0:21 nikko just got flashbacks😂
Always a good day when Nikko posts Not a good day for these people though 😂😂😂.
"Ever used a dead enemy's esophagus as a refueling nozzle for your Jerry Can's? It's the same shape and everything."
You know it’s a good day when Nikko posts
7:18 that's called child support.😂
Big iron thats a instant like
A target package the second she said she was pregnant 😂😂 damn
In NZ Army, vehicles were used to store sh*t from our rooms that we didn't want seen during barrack inspections. If you didn't have a car, then you would store crap in your buddies car. Nothing like a nice minimalist room for barrack inspections 😂
The clothing allowance broke me😂😂😂 That's so damn true
Oh so she knows how to serve dinner 🥰❣️🤣
Nikko, I live in Alaska, the snow is great lol
Dude! when I hate being in the military, I watch your videos and remember why I love it! Thanks!
10:21 nikkoooooo!!! I’m from Alaska!!! I still living here too. (Love the vids ❤️)
Navy gets deployed for 6 months either in Europe or Asia like every 2 years.
I put down that I had ADHD durrinv recruitment for the Canadian Armed forces and they strait denied me with no option to appeal
My brother's friend was stationed in Alaska he said the cold wasn't bad it's a dry cold unlike the states
THE SEC FO GUY AT 8:07 WAS MY MTI IN BMT. TSGT GREEN WAS AWESOME. He told us about the tiktok and the story behind it, he broke the window like 15 minutes into trying to be good cop lol
love your stuff bro
BIG LOVE FROM THE UK NIKKO OUR COUNTRY NEEDS PATRIOTISM LIKE AMERICAS RIGHT NOW.
Nikko with a glock like "put down the 9 Jamal"😂
This too good nikko is the funniest person on earth
As soon as nick said that’s your mom got me dead on the floor 💀😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
10:22 Yepp, it’s pretty out here but you’re gonna freeze while you enjoy it lmfao
I may or may not be the marine at 6:23 Nikko 😂😂
I mean he looks good in the maid outfit atleast. 😂 nGL $20 is $20
Love your videos man
i love "military humour" is literally just British humour. we gay with the bros from day 1
Saying Navy doesn’t go on deployments is like saying the Earth is flat
Wtf?? Vehicle inspections? Never once had that in the 9 years I was in!
The dude at the beginning is a real marine
Army lol
I know the guys in that clip. It happened just down the hall from my room. Wild that it ended up on this channel.
Best POV inspection I ever had. I was on a 2001 Victory V92c, big loud purple motorcycle. NCO asked me to turn on my reverse lights.....
"...she knows how to serve dinner let's go..."😂😂😂
Love your vids
Whenever i have a bad day i just log on to this channel n all is right with the world again.
These sus videos are hilarious 🤣😆 love the reactions videos 👍
LETS GO WE GOT ANOTHER ONE
I’m here in the first 8 mins just saying this is my favorite channel
Nikko the best on youtube
when he said "smash"... i felt that.
2:36
Thats AIT not basic, you can tell by their star patches
"ALWAYS TRACKINNN" Shane is hilarious. I miss his shorts while he was enlisted. I hope he's doing good I know he was struggling when he got out
Ayyye, let's go. Shane made it on here! As long as we're tracking!!
Bro I was so bored I’m so happy nikko posted
Love the vid nikko
How much?
😂😂😂
Nikko please do a reaction on the new Air Force EOD recruitment video,
Big support from Italy 🇮🇹💪
Honestly bro, thanks so much for being so fucking funny. You were on god the only thing keeping me going through fucking exam week when I was at my lowest last monday through to today. Keep these vids coming dude.
Hey Nico, been watching your channel for a while. Just wanted to say your contents hilarious and that’s why now I wanna be a crayon eater
That SF video breaking the window came from Gowen Field boise idaho. She was a dependent that was divorced by her husband, and she tried to run the gate
I wonder if it's Mic has ever broken because he hits it so many times lol love the vid
THE FIRST ONES WILDDDD XD yallll weirrdddd
bro niko is definetly seems like a coast gaurd
A good hour, maybe? In warm conditions. Bodies cool quickly. To answer your demented question 😂
love ya bro
So at Offutt AFB a few years back, a drunk driver ran the gate to try and lose the local PD.
That's the last bad decision he ever made.
this video is so funny😂
I do not know a thing about military humor yet. I understood it perfectly
Hey thanks for using my video 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
My buddy wanted to get stationed in Alaska and that is where he went. He said he loved it
Where I was in the Navy, they didn't make us do vehicle inspections at all. They just wanted generic info turned into the base police.
Nikko your funny asf
not the jet fuel HAHAHA ☠☠
Fort Richardson was a dope duty station
I just need a spotter for lifting and stretches 😆
Nikko: when he starts to shit talk my home state (which is Alaska)
Me: I would argue with you…but I hate it that your right about! IT’S TOO DAMN COLD!
Thanks!
8:17 the guy should've said "collateral damage" in response to "I'm pregnant"
That 1st dude did that while I was in AIT lmao
That first video makes me miss him where my battle boo I mean buddy at😂
OOH RAH- RAH RAH rah rah RAH
"Nobody wants to go there!" Ahahaha
I can confirm the poolie part (I just finished MEPS)
That SF NCO was my MTI in bmt
Mining and military humour is very similar XD
My supervisor at my job was in the navy. She’s awesome
"Mmmm good toes" is what that man said.
Curently waiting on the clothing allowance 🤣
Honey, Nikko uploaded, bout to be a good day
Do not serve at all, however been on bases a few time because im a trained and certified mechanic, was helping an army mechanic do work to his own vehicle and somehow got sucked into working on a hmmwv. TLDR. Didnt come back after i found out the transmission was absouloutly trashed from someone doing burnouts and neutral drops. That was 3 years ago and as far as i know he was punished by doing tire remounting for 6 months.
My dad was in the airborne AKA “me go jump out plane and me get more moneys” but he was deployed in Alaska
"Thank you Corporal
Daddy Nikko has posted😫😫😫😫 FREEEDOM🛢️🇺🇸
1:26 listening to von is crazy😭☠️
You should do a video on 18 MOS series it will be very hilarious
0:28 and this is exactly how you get thrush and angular chelitis.
7:18 finally the proper use
My sister TDY'd in Alaska when I was in Germany. She said she loved it... But she WAS an 0-4 at the time. So she likely didn't have to suffer in it.
I got medically disqualified from the Air Force for social anxiety I was very upset and it’s been my dream job to serve in the military