Had a daren in our church one time. would stand up and verbally tell the pastor about how he sucked at preaching and "I should be pastoring this church" type nonsense. was later taken to a back room and talked to buy security who escorted him out and told him not to come back
me and my friend (probably around 10 at the time) were heading out to play with some Nerf guns. I lived in an apartment complex, so we had to use the elevator down. While heading down, an old lady (at least 70) told us that the orange, blue and yellow guns could be confused for real ones. Crazy part is all this happened in Norway.
9:45 those gates have child safe locks so that kids cant sneak in but if she just lifted up the latch on the other side she could have gotten in. Those gates are designed to prevent babies and toddlers from drowning.
1:37 is actual a very sad story... she lost her husband,making her like that...but the neighbor actually opened up and told her he will do it for her,and she immediately started crying and saying sorry...the neighbor told her if she needs someone to talk to she's always welcome... It's actually very wholesome
I'm trying floating the keyboard because I'm curious what it's like, but yeah, I do want to shake his hand and also play this on loop when I'm away from my device
@@willkentwell 10 years old, buy the time i. was 13 I could flip someone over my shoulder. He believed his daughter's should be able to help themselves in case he wasn't there to do it.
3:54 She didn't get arrested but got banded from a library, yes. A library. Karen (mid 20s lady) started screaming at me (teenager girl). Now I am a metal head, love music, so I was in full merch and make-up. So when she started screaming at me I got confused and asked if she was okay, she refused to acknowledge my questions, so I just imagined I was at a consert and started screaming back...fun times!
I've never encountered a Karen in the wild, but the plan is to forget all the therapy and lean into the PTSD. Let the intrusive thoughts win for a change. 😂
4:50 So fun story with this clip, it is from a while ago. It was an ER lobby at the hospital (if I recall correctly), the girl had just been screaming at the other woman and pulled her mask down to do so. The guy who walked up was either security or a cop and was telling her to sit down and not be yelling in people's faces like that. That is why he told her to basically stfu or he would kick her from the building.
I gotta say, I remember being 8-16 still. I was a hellion, I could full sprint barefoot on gravel in December with snow on the ground. Children are wild when it comes to structured resilience, it comes with the youthful metabolism. I'm in my 30s these days, and still have resilient feet, but I get cold now without layers.
I have a Karen story so, when I was little we went to a soccer game for my brother and my dog was sleeping and the referee ran by my dog and my dog like, flinched and all the the sudden the ref starts scream “The dog bit me, I’m bleeding out” FLIP YOU!!! He went to the doctor and the doctor said there was nothing wrong with him.
Regarding the muzzle training. Forgot the Karen that tried to remove a muzzle from my Psychorott. When he went up for her face, it was my fault for making him mean by muzzling.
The lady in the red pants had a mental health episode. It was either psychosis or schizophrenia, I can’t remember. But she had forgotten her meds and thought her neighbor was working for some nonexistent corporation to spy on her.
My neighbors wife is a Karen, the other day I was up at our garage with my dad (our garage don’t connect to our house as we live on 2 acres and it’s up on a hill) I literally said “the b!tch is home”! My dad laughed 😅
2:44 If you watch the original video, this was the moment she realized “oh. I did something really bad. I’m probably in trouble”. Her response.. wasn’t the healthiest
If a Karen put her hands on me.... Game Over bruh! I don't care i'm a teacher, but don't try to "attack " me or even worse spit on me!! Nope! Great video! Hugs from Buenos Aires Argentina!
Whats your craziest Karen story?!
Karen’s in the airport are always winners 😂
Had a daren in our church one time. would stand up and verbally tell the pastor about how he sucked at preaching and "I should be pastoring this church" type nonsense. was later taken to a back room and talked to buy security who escorted him out and told him not to come back
me and my friend (probably around 10 at the time) were heading out to play with some Nerf guns. I lived in an apartment complex, so we had to use the elevator down. While heading down, an old lady (at least 70) told us that the orange, blue and yellow guns could be confused for real ones. Crazy part is all this happened in Norway.
A kat Said meow
9:45 those gates have child safe locks so that kids cant sneak in but if she just lifted up the latch on the other side she could have gotten in. Those gates are designed to prevent babies and toddlers from drowning.
"You ever get the feeling you're being watched?" got me cracking up. 🤣😂
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Same
1:37 is actual a very sad story... she lost her husband,making her like that...but the neighbor actually opened up and told her he will do it for her,and she immediately started crying and saying sorry...the neighbor told her if she needs someone to talk to she's always welcome...
It's actually very wholesome
She had also been experiencing insomnia and this was the second night she couldn’t sleep. I feel bad for her. I have insomnia and hate it.
Saw the follow up video where the gentleman invites her over whenever she's lonely for wine and crackers. I cried and it was adorable
Yeah that video genuinely turned into a wholesome friendship. 1/100 Karens might just need a friend lol
thats tru
"You ever get the feeling you're being watched?" -I gotta shake that man's hand.
fr, this guy is chill af.
I'm trying floating the keyboard because I'm curious what it's like, but yeah, I do want to shake his hand and also play this on loop when I'm away from my device
Had an army dad.. first thing he taught me was the move to get someone to release you when being choked. God bless him.
How old were you?
@@willkentwell 10 years old, buy the time i. was 13 I could flip someone over my shoulder. He believed his daughter's should be able to help themselves in case he wasn't there to do it.
Will enless it’s a ji justu person
@@alisonhurtado1094how did you get u mixed up with e. They're across the keyboard bro💀
@brickslayerstudio my boy, there is no e in jujitsu.
Nothing better to keep the Karen's and Darren's away, then watching Nikko once a day!
3:54
She didn't get arrested but got banded from a library, yes. A library. Karen (mid 20s lady) started screaming at me (teenager girl). Now I am a metal head, love music, so I was in full merch and make-up. So when she started screaming at me I got confused and asked if she was okay, she refused to acknowledge my questions, so I just imagined I was at a consert and started screaming back...fun times!
Perfeto
My brother's favorite line for people like that:
"Society has made you _very_ comfortable, hasn't it?"
I've never encountered a Karen in the wild, but the plan is to forget all the therapy and lean into the PTSD. Let the intrusive thoughts win for a change. 😂
Imagine me sitting on your shoulder: “Do it. No don’t think! DO IT!” xD
4:50 So fun story with this clip, it is from a while ago. It was an ER lobby at the hospital (if I recall correctly), the girl had just been screaming at the other woman and pulled her mask down to do so. The guy who walked up was either security or a cop and was telling her to sit down and not be yelling in people's faces like that. That is why he told her to basically stfu or he would kick her from the building.
Knife hand meets Karen.
Didn't he get fired tho?
@@jnicole2440 I am not sure if he did get fired, I just remember watching the video a while ago
“You ever have a feeling that you’re being watched”bro I immediately loved him.
Karen’s just don’t know when to quit 😂
😂
Hello nikko.
Feel legitimely bad for the jeep guy, he was just trying to be nice to a fellow jeeper 😭😭
You know your day is gonna be amazing when Nikko post another great video
Facts
Facts
Indeed
@@nikkoortizshortsFacts from the man himself
EQUAL RIGHTS. EQUAL FIGHTS BABY!
5:49 Do you ever get the feeling you’re being watched killed me 😂
The quick edits in your videos and your high energy just scratch every itch in my ADHD brain 😂
You know, normally my stress can't stand watching Karen vids... But you my friend have made watching these so much funnier and nicer. ❤thanks 😂
The Karen in the doctors office with the security guard pulling out his knife hand is a classic. He ain't playing!
“You ever fell like you are being watched ?” Got me. So hard
“Where is your like Neck and head start??” Is funny af bro 😭😭
The old lady one 1:40 actually had a nice happy ending. The old lady and the neighbor and good friends now lol saw it on tiktok lolol
4:56 😂😂that knife hand thou
Bro the, "you ever had a feeling you're bring watched?" part got me🤣
It’s the “do you ever get the feeling that you are being watched” for me 😂
5:50 “You ever Get the feeling Your being Watched?” Jeremy-1968
The guy in the white shirt saying Don’t you feel like you’re being watched looks like Michel Keaton 😂
I find it funny she just rolls up and then he just says “do ever get the feeling your getting watched” because that got me cracking up in laughter
I gotta say, I remember being 8-16 still.
I was a hellion, I could full sprint barefoot on gravel in December with snow on the ground.
Children are wild when it comes to structured resilience, it comes with the youthful metabolism.
I'm in my 30s these days, and still have resilient feet, but I get cold now without layers.
For $30K? Man You really set the bar high.
The, whenever you get the feeling, you’re being watched cracked me up. I could not breathe after I was done laughing.
3:21 HELP THE CHAOS AND CUT TO HER LAYING ON THE GROUND IS SO FUNNY HOLY SHITTT
Perfect transition 😂 3:48
Marathoning all these Karen vids, new favorite content
Niko got the most random questions💀
Nikko saying "What are you going to do if a Karen put's her hands on your throat" Me "🤕🤛💨"
We need a Nikko vs. Karen in the wild
Lmao the bye Bye BYe BYE BYEEEE is same as that Kyle vs karen where literally matched her energy with the scream lmao
Now... This is the most sophisticated, most elegant, Most moi moi nikko ortiz video, Very pleasurable.
Agreed 😂
Bro when the dude putting the fence said do you ever feel you are being watch made me laugh so hard and when the girl said your mother failed you
It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits
7:14 the mexican really said yes im racist
Happy Wednesday, Nikko. I hope you're well ❤
Hey Nikko just found your channel, bro love the commentary. You make the normal boring fails worth watching.
That noice Nikko made at 1:35 was funny and startled me at first
Bro, your editor is earning his money, I can't stop laughing 👏
That first one ain't Karen, that's Methanie!😂
Nikko rave dance on a plane??? Shiiiiiit!! Hahahaha you're a jedi!
nice video keep it up my boy! I have been watching for a while and you never disappoint.
I have a Karen story so, when I was little we went to a soccer game for my brother and my dog was sleeping and the referee ran by my dog and my dog like, flinched and all the the sudden the ref starts scream “The dog bit me, I’m bleeding out” FLIP YOU!!! He went to the doctor and the doctor said there was nothing wrong with him.
Not only do i live for the crazy Karen fails, but imma say he'll yeah before it eve starts ahahahaa
Get a coat for my kid? How about get a mint for that breathe.
0:29 the Fresno shout out 559😭
Haven't laughed this much in a while. 🤣
8:29 I would simply smile and say, “My turn.”
Or say jokes on you I’m into that. 😂
I love it when people tell me go back where you came from or this is my land. Lmfao usually gets me laughing on the spot.
Regarding the muzzle training. Forgot the Karen that tried to remove a muzzle from my Psychorott. When he went up for her face, it was my fault for making him mean by muzzling.
I can scream way louder than the Karen at 3:04 in the video
Nah bruh you need to make a song roasting Karen’s 😂😂😂😂
Les go! Can’t wait to see these fails!
Yesss!
Gotta love your energy bro keep it up
You are my favorite UA-camrs ever and I laughed every single time I watch your videos❤❤❤❤
The lady in the red pants had a mental health episode. It was either psychosis or schizophrenia, I can’t remember. But she had forgotten her meds and thought her neighbor was working for some nonexistent corporation to spy on her.
The last one was funny asf that little girl looked like she was having a great time without a coat but with chik fil a 🤣🤣
Karen: puts hands on me.
Me: *BY GODS LIGHT I SMIGHT THEE!*
I'm not licking any feet Nikko 😂
Not even for a trillion dollars 😂
Bro Nikko, I wait every day for your videos. Keep pumpin these things out! Much love bro, thanks for videos to look forward to
Your videos are awesome and can always make me laugh! Subscribed!
love the vids Nikko you they always make my day
@3:20 the cut to the karen on the floor got me rolling
Bro wake up, new Nikko video just dropped
Nikos the best to be honest
Facts
niko your so funny and crazy bro keep it up🤣
🤣 what’s with you and feet bro? 🤣
5:49 that shit killed me bro😂😂😂
Man, you know it’s already gonna be a good one when the word Karen pops up on the title 😂
My neighbors wife is a Karen, the other day I was up at our garage with my dad (our garage don’t connect to our house as we live on 2 acres and it’s up on a hill) I literally said “the b!tch is home”! My dad laughed 😅
Oh fuck yes it’s good when Nikko uploads even better on my bday 🤘🏻🔥
Hey Nikko I love ur content keep it up
So good!
Let’s go!!!! Nikko dropping that 🔥 as always! Keep up the butt stuff big homie 🫡🍆😘
Hell yeah! Which Karen fail made you laugh the most?
Damn, nikko really called out the 559 like that
I will say. “That angry lady” knocking at the door about the lights is actually a kind woman.
3:26 had me dead lol
AAAAAYYYYYEEEEE Im from Fresno lol if you're ever in town let me buy you a beer fam. Love your content keep killing it!!
5:00 You catch that dudes knife hand tho?! Respect.
2:44 If you watch the original video, this was the moment she realized “oh. I did something really bad. I’m probably in trouble”. Her response.. wasn’t the healthiest
I love this guys content it’s just so funny ❤❤😂
bro mr editor did a 15/10 job on this one
I LOVE THIS GUY 😭😭🙏🙏
4:54
Those *_knife hands_* tho... 😮
Oh hell no 0:20
1:35 "she built like joe swanson" XD
Yo your edits get me Everytime . That Patric star one fucking killed me
Hey Nikko what is your deal with feet and mouths.😂😂😂
If a Karen put her hands on me.... Game Over bruh! I don't care i'm a teacher, but don't try to "attack " me or even worse spit on me!! Nope! Great video! Hugs from Buenos Aires Argentina!
I like it when nikko asked what was that noise and Mr editor said I’m not allowed to say
3:21 I’m dead 😮💨🤌
I stand by this. If you got energy to be in other peoples business you arent spending enough on your own
Not for $10,000 homie 🤣😂
Make it 100,000,000,000 and i will consider it 😂😂😂