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  • @theofficialytchannel
    @theofficialytchannel  7 місяців тому +960

    Don't forget that, just like the Diddler, we're on audio platforms! Follow the show on your audio platform of choice to get notifications on when episodes go up for your next car trip!
    Listen on Audio ➡ linktr.ee/redthreadshow

    • @mylongschlong8262
      @mylongschlong8262 7 місяців тому +1

      P Diddler

    • @TheLimitBreaker
      @TheLimitBreaker 7 місяців тому +17

      Are y'all doing anymore Criminally Stupid?

    • @Plumsify
      @Plumsify 7 місяців тому

      @@gabrielmckee1093it’s a great look
      Diddle me this 🤪

    • @soggymeatballls
      @soggymeatballls 7 місяців тому +89

      @@gabrielmckee1093Womp womp

    • @TheEmoDreamo
      @TheEmoDreamo 7 місяців тому

      @@gabrielmckee1093shut up

  • @Baronnax
    @Baronnax 7 місяців тому +7090

    "You wake up in the morning, and for some inexplicable reason...you find yourself feeling like P Diddy."

    • @SharmV
      @SharmV 7 місяців тому +66

      *moschino noises in the background*

    • @EthalaRide
      @EthalaRide 7 місяців тому +287

      I love how the intros in the beginning of the series were mood-setting, intriguing, and tone setting. Then one whoopsie with bodyswapping the audience with epstienPOV. Now the intros are a gag in themselves, lol.

    • @MamadNobari
      @MamadNobari 7 місяців тому

      "...you find yourself wanting to diddle today."*

    • @maineman5757
      @maineman5757 7 місяців тому +41

      ​@@EthalaRideThat was my favorite one lmao

    • @Aaron-zu3xn
      @Aaron-zu3xn 7 місяців тому

      "You wake up choking a male prostitute"

  • @beagay963
    @beagay963 7 місяців тому +1293

    Honestly I love how they make fun of him during the episode. Doing that is exactly how we should cover horrible people like this, don’t let them become this infamous criminal, make them a laughing stock.

    • @yt-caliboihittem4202
      @yt-caliboihittem4202 7 місяців тому +22

      💯🗣️💯🗣️

    • @jefferygordon24
      @jefferygordon24 6 місяців тому +37

      infamous is Bonnie and Clyde, the diddler is just pure disgusting, top 10 worst human to live in the past 500 years probably

    • @abelsauvaneix3951
      @abelsauvaneix3951 6 місяців тому

      @@jefferygordon24 ooooh top 10 worst human to live in the past 5 years top.
      We're 8 billions on this planet. Take into account how many pedophiles there are.
      Now don't get me wrong this guy is an absolute monster but I know there are people out there raping kids every day, torturing them, sometimes killing them and covering it up if they're orphans prostitute in poor countries.
      We live in a world where the most beautiful things coexist with the most vile, repulsive stuff imaginable.

    • @generalgrievous2202
      @generalgrievous2202 4 місяці тому +11

      ​@@jefferygordon24I mean theres probably been worse morally, but certainly diddy has the power and money to act on all his sick impulses

    • @mattlel3194
      @mattlel3194 4 місяці тому +5

      @@jefferygordon24he’s awful but that’s a crazy exaggeration

  • @piclebob
    @piclebob 7 місяців тому +1473

    "YOUR NAME IS EMINEM" 🗣🗣🔥🔥
    we need to study these plot twists in fucking university

    • @banzyyy7155
      @banzyyy7155 Місяць тому +4

      i thought em was anti p diddy? or

    • @Seb318
      @Seb318 Місяць тому

      @@banzyyy7155he is

  • @emmilittlemuffin
    @emmilittlemuffin Місяць тому +97

    I literally was so focused on how tense and angry Charlie was this entire time. As a CSA survivor, it really gives me so much hope for my children and my students to see grown men angry for people being attacked and assaulted. Thank you.
    Edit: not that Wendigoon and Jackson were not angry, just Charlie’s body language communicated his anger in a way that felt palpable. And I recognize that most humans are angry at wrongdoings and injustices, but it’s still something I’m grateful to witness.

    • @Chazyar
      @Chazyar Місяць тому +2

      I’m so sorry that you had to go through that. You’re genuinely such a strong person for being able to overcome it. I hope you live a long and happy life full of joy.

    • @emmilittlemuffin
      @emmilittlemuffin Місяць тому

      @@Chazyar I appreciate it deeply. It is never meant to happen, but all we can do is push forward and educate to try to heal and prevent it from happening to others. Thank you for your kind words.

    • @eggarasu
      @eggarasu Місяць тому +1

      Charlie seems to care while the other two idiots joke and laugh about the crimes committed against the victims

    • @emmilittlemuffin
      @emmilittlemuffin Місяць тому +5

      @@eggarasu in all fairness and to give them both credit, they not only joke, but they also address it as evil, monstrous, horrific, etc., and a lot of anger is directed (rightfully so) against no one speaking up for so long. I joke about my own trauma constantly. It’s not just a way to cope, it’s an uncomfortable topic, and honestly I don’t know if I could seriously sit in court and hear a defendant tell the prosecution that they didn’t know that the island was populated with a bunch of underaged exploited girls. I would burst out hysterically laughing, thinking that these fools really think that they’re either above the law, or they can ignore what’s going on and just say they didn’t know better and no one will question them? It’s absolutely horrific and clownish behavior. Charlie had a more consistently quiet, serious rage that felt both palpable and profoundly respectful as a victim, but I also still hold great respect for Wendi and Jackson for how the topic was handled. Its an astoundingly bizarre series of events and amount of horrific monsters to have to evaluate on a human level, and our brains typically aren’t wired to do so. I can’t speak for every other victim of CSA, but as one myself, I didn’t find anything that was laughed at distasteful personally. A lot of the legal work did feel like a damn joke. But I also respect and hold valid the feelings of the fellow survivors in my community.

    • @dezmacl
      @dezmacl Місяць тому +2

      @@emmilittlemuffinas another CSA survivor I completely agree with you and I hope you’re doing okay with all the discourse surrounding this and the emotions that come with it.
      I think people also need to remember that we don’t know someone’s life experiences when we see them reacting to something in a different way. For me personally, I think they handled the difficult conversations respectfully in their own way and the humour peppered in was mocking the abuser not the abused.

  • @komoseidkwhy364
    @komoseidkwhy364 7 місяців тому +405

    “you wake up and strangely your knees feel weak and your arms are heavy”

    • @kylethecherry-nosesanalite1723
      @kylethecherry-nosesanalite1723 7 місяців тому +54

      "You look at your sweater. There is vomit on it already. Based on the stain, you suspect it to be mom's spaghetti."

    • @jaajoo1660
      @jaajoo1660 5 місяців тому

      ​@@kylethecherry-nosesanalite1723 thats gooooood 😂😂🔥

    • @TheFallopianTube420
      @TheFallopianTube420 5 місяців тому +17

      ​​​​@@kylethecherry-nosesanalite1723you feel nervous, however on the surface you appear calm and ready to begin bombardment, but you do not remember~

    • @septemberb4by
      @septemberb4by 4 місяці тому +14

      ”you keep forgetting what you wrote down, the whole crowd is seemingly so loud. you open your mouth but the words just won’t come out…”

    • @juno1752
      @juno1752 Місяць тому +1

      I don’t know why but this read to me as the opening verse to Actual Cannibal Shia Lebouf - “and out of the corner of your eye you spot him - Sean “Diddy” Combs.”

  • @nathanpitek3177
    @nathanpitek3177 7 місяців тому +2143

    “P Diddy wants to party, and you gotta tell him no!” - Katt “A Pimp Named Slickback” Williams

    • @Welshman336
      @Welshman336 7 місяців тому +167

      Katt Williams may not be a saint, but he is a damn hero if you ask me. Putting his life on the line to get all this out there.

    • @Stewyballs
      @Stewyballs 7 місяців тому +36

      ​@@Welshman336 Life on the line? Hardly. kats a straight G

    • @19brutish
      @19brutish 7 місяців тому +24

      Katt read 3000 books

    • @iiiiiiiiiiiiililiiiiio
      @iiiiiiiiiiiiililiiiiio 7 місяців тому +5

      Katt william is a baddie tho. mhmm..love that man.

    • @casteanpreswyn7528
      @casteanpreswyn7528 7 місяців тому +19

      Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

  • @SwooshJush83
    @SwooshJush83 7 місяців тому +1948

    “You awake to the sound of horrible things happening, sounds you never could’ve imagined coming from a human. The lights are dim, the music is going. You realize, you are a couch in P Diddy’s house.”

    • @oliverlp9719
      @oliverlp9719 7 місяців тому +53

      This gave me chills, it was like i was really there!

    • @Ind3xPlus
      @Ind3xPlus 7 місяців тому +41

      Cut the 2nd sentence and you have a perfect r/TwoSentenceHorror post

    • @kokdolfn
      @kokdolfn 7 місяців тому +3

      @@Ind3xPlus if the second sentence was cut, it wouldnt be 2 sentence horror

    • @Ind3xPlus
      @Ind3xPlus 7 місяців тому +32

      @@kokdolfn You should probably learn how to count

    • @TheGuardianssorrow
      @TheGuardianssorrow 7 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @benzski44
    @benzski44 7 місяців тому +526

    Jackson was later found tied to his beds headboard, killing himself via a stomping to his head. The video was later released by Diddy

    • @slotherchad1173
      @slotherchad1173 7 місяців тому +32

      Charlie was found dead by suicide via slashing his tendons outside his car

    • @drea7421
      @drea7421 6 місяців тому +17

      Wendigoon had just escaped with his wife, as he stole Diddys Boat, and now living in seclusion with Bigfoot.

    • @acanofwrens6715
      @acanofwrens6715 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@drea7421Bigfoot is their roommate

    • @jds8438
      @jds8438 Місяць тому

      It truly is a shame that Jackson was also found with 37 bullets in the back of his head 😔

  • @ilidawg20
    @ilidawg20 7 місяців тому +202

    Episode 11: "This Boeing incident will probably be the most recent thing we ever talk about."
    Now: "So P. Diddy, yeah?"

  • @Magic_monkey_man
    @Magic_monkey_man 7 місяців тому +61

    It's just one of those days where you don't want to wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy

  • @Atrociousa3
    @Atrociousa3 7 місяців тому +958

    “My throat won’t accept that format” gonna use that as a nice way to reject someone bad cooking

    • @Kaspar.C0LD
      @Kaspar.C0LD 7 місяців тому +37

      But will it accept this floppy disk?

    • @mestiez1532
      @mestiez1532 7 місяців тому +16

      @@Kaspar.C0LD☹️

    • @Hewlett-Packard-Lovecraft
      @Hewlett-Packard-Lovecraft 7 місяців тому +16

      Yeah dude, I was like …..there HAS GOT TO BE a better way to phrase that.

    • @kay-pea
      @kay-pea 7 місяців тому +17

      More wholesome than how I'm going to use it.

    • @rosemadder5547
      @rosemadder5547 7 місяців тому +1

      Or... Nevermind.. I can't make a joke that pervy....

  • @rageisalotofwork
    @rageisalotofwork 7 місяців тому +2100

    He went from Puff Daddy, to P Diddy, to Diddy, to PDF file.

  • @mckinleyostvig7135
    @mckinleyostvig7135 7 місяців тому +418

    My favorite part of these episodes is the decompression at the end full of disclaimers and nervous laughter.
    "Wait are we in danger?"

    • @threezus7740
      @threezus7740 7 місяців тому +32

      Same, I love it when they inevitably start throwing each other under the bus at least once per episode 😂

    • @HandsomeWaver
      @HandsomeWaver 7 місяців тому +3

      Damn, that pfp reminded me of the good times in Blacklight: Retribution.

  • @LostMystics
    @LostMystics 7 місяців тому +562

    The abuse Cassie took was inconceivable. I hope she can recover from something like that. Insane. I almost cried hearing that stuff

    • @giacintaah
      @giacintaah 7 місяців тому +45

      i cant even fathom moving on wirh life after that kind of abuse. i was "only" emotionally abused for years & that left me non functional for 2 years

    • @LostMystics
      @LostMystics 7 місяців тому +22

      @@giacintaah same here. Like sure, she has money, but no amount of dollars thrown is gonna produce the hard work that's needed to make it to the other side.

    • @heehoopeanut420
      @heehoopeanut420 7 місяців тому +13

      Same, it took me years just to feel normal after a pretty abusive and dysfunctional childhood. I know she'll have a long road to healing, but hopefully she will get the support she deserves. I also hope the media will handle this situation with the level of respect it should talk about such examples of heinous system violence, I'm just glad that even tho it's long overdue that these things are being talked about.

    • @dth91
      @dth91 6 місяців тому +4

      They abused her name this whole episode how tf they think it’s pronounced “Casey”

    • @steelmagnolia8619
      @steelmagnolia8619 6 місяців тому +8

      I just don't get the humor here. Why were they laughing while reading her allegations?

  • @broski5767
    @broski5767 7 місяців тому +152

    The generational difference between Wendigoon vs the others is apparent to me when he cracks a great joke/reference that I actually laugh out loud to, and Charlie & Jackson just sit there in silence having not gotten it and I realize how online I’ve been for my life even as a non-Twitter user

    • @dontreplyyourestupid136
      @dontreplyyourestupid136 6 місяців тому

      he's so unfunny and half the time he just laughs at heinous acts like ha ha SA is hilarious right fellas

    • @Bluhbluh566
      @Bluhbluh566 6 днів тому +1

      Jackson's only a year older than Isaiah lol the disconnect might be cultural though

  • @Janny890
    @Janny890 7 місяців тому +609

    Wendigoon’s southern accent coming out hard every time he says “Lawyer”

    • @Ihelpertricks
      @Ihelpertricks 7 місяців тому +15

      I swear he just intentionally is separating our law and yer at this point and it's not an accent thing 😂

    • @bryanx3rdcoast101
      @bryanx3rdcoast101 7 місяців тому +2

      How do people take indigo’s seriously? I would be like bro your fucking werid. It’s his vibe in general and 8 hour videos

    • @davidfernandes981
      @davidfernandes981 7 місяців тому +18

      @@bryanx3rdcoast101 🤓🤓🤓🤓

    • @Wizard_Pikachu
      @Wizard_Pikachu 7 місяців тому +27

      ​@@bryanx3rdcoast101
      He's chill, what u smoking?

    • @EL67671
      @EL67671 7 місяців тому +40

      ​@@bryanx3rdcoast101 His vibe and 8 hour videos are why we like him 😂

  • @gabrielbrito2120
    @gabrielbrito2120 7 місяців тому +358

    You guys should absolutely do a follow up video on the Tupac/Biggie murders since this all seems to be new to you guys. Specially with Greg Kading basically cracking the case, all the conspiracy theories and the very compelling interviews that have come out in recent years with guys like Mob James, Gene Deal and Reggie Wright. It’s a wild and very interesting story.
    I also think it’s an essential part of the Diddy story, since he basically “got away with this” and it led him to think of himself as untouchable.

    • @elchaperone2563
      @elchaperone2563 7 місяців тому +15

      First they need to research some musical artists from before the year 2000 😂

    • @ja6896
      @ja6896 7 місяців тому

      The gunman even confirmed that diddy put out a $1mil hit on pac in an interview, he was arrested shortly thereafter

    • @xZZTop
      @xZZTop 7 місяців тому +8

      Not to mention all the russell poole stuff, biggies murder and the rampart scandal in particular would be a very interesting red thread. Pacs murder not so much since keefe d kind of admited everything, and even without his testimony it was a kind of a clear cut case of „fuck around and find out”, diddys involvement was kind of minimal. Suges in biggies on the other hand.....hell a suge marion knight red thread would be a hit lol.

    • @jerz2315
      @jerz2315 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@xZZTop but didn't Keefe D admit to Diddy allegedly paying him for the hit?

    • @godwarrior3403
      @godwarrior3403 7 місяців тому +4

      ​@@jerz2315Yes. Keefe isn't exactly trustworthy but it's in Diddy's character obviously. These guys just don't know hip hop like that. This is a dude who said he'd kill his own mom for his goals. He almost certainly had something to do with Pac. Diddy was using Southside crips as security back then. Keefe and Orlando who were in the car that night were Southside crips. Pac had just beat Orlando in the lobby of the casino before the shooting. The reason they don't think Diddy is related is because they don't know enough about it.

  • @rshear618
    @rshear618 7 місяців тому +1200

    I like how Wendi says Cassie’s name right once and then proceeds to call her Casey the rest of the show lol

    • @cedardryad
      @cedardryad 7 місяців тому +113

      I cringed so hard. My daughter's name is Cassie and some people call her Casey no matter how many times I corrected them and it always pisses me off.

    • @parkermackenzie1997
      @parkermackenzie1997 7 місяців тому +114

      definitely makes me Cringe no one corrected him lol, kinda took me out of the story ngl
      great podcast otherwise though, keep it up with the great topics and energy boys 🫡

    • @JustTryingToYoutube
      @JustTryingToYoutube 7 місяців тому +13

      @@parkermackenzie1997🤦🏼‍♂️

    • @arsena5209
      @arsena5209 7 місяців тому +29

      ​@@JustTryingToUA-cam you're failing

    • @JustTryingToYoutube
      @JustTryingToYoutube 7 місяців тому +4

      @@arsena5209nice cartoon pic

  • @dannynannady
    @dannynannady 7 місяців тому +51

    One of the most mind blowing things about these diddy revelations is that his over the top performance in "Get him to the Greek" is that diddy was literally just playing himself!!!
    Crazy...
    I thought he was hilarious in that movie, but now this has changed my perspective completely.

  • @christinaa7469
    @christinaa7469 Місяць тому +84

    Half way through watching this, my daughter came in and said “Diddy got arrested” lmao

    • @rolandos8758
      @rolandos8758 Місяць тому +3

      Lol that must’ve felt good to hear

    • @KellAnderson
      @KellAnderson Місяць тому +3

      And now he's sharing a bunk room with Sam Bankman-Fried.

  • @Luiszerep
    @Luiszerep 7 місяців тому +247

    This whole episode made me sick to my stomach. This whole entire industry can burn to the ground, man.

    • @machomandalf2893
      @machomandalf2893 7 місяців тому +6

      Agreed

    • @Shmandalf
      @Shmandalf 7 місяців тому +25

      I hate to say it, because its terrible, but is anyone really surprised? The entertainment industry has been like this for a very long time

    • @Luiszerep
      @Luiszerep 7 місяців тому +16

      @@Shmandalf it's a different thing to hear about details though.

  • @JammerAma
    @JammerAma 7 місяців тому +320

    That 10 album recording contract wasn't exclusive to Diddy. A lot of the tippy top of the music industry signs bands/artists to unbelievably long contracts so that they can own artists. There's no way you'll be able to maintain relevancy after more than an album or so unless you're incredibly lucky. They tell you they're gonna move the moon and stars for you and then you just end up one of their songwriting slaves until you die/pay off the 10 albums you owe them. It's such a horrible practice.

    • @arsena5209
      @arsena5209 7 місяців тому +45

      the whole music and film industry look like one huge malpractice and something that needs to be abolished and rebuilt from scratch

    • @geowuzhere
      @geowuzhere 7 місяців тому +27

      @@arsena5209same with most governments but sadly it’s not that easy

    • @tillitsdone
      @tillitsdone 7 місяців тому +19

      @@arsena5209 Unless you're the Rolling Stones. They managed their own finances, created their own record label, and copyrighted songs to the publishing company they also own. They were geniuses in retrospect. Beholden to no one.

    • @JammerAma
      @JammerAma 7 місяців тому +8

      ​@tillitsdone or even like a Taylor Swift or whatever. You do get the .0001% that break through and that indentured servitude actually just doesn't happen. But for the other 99% of the music industry you've never heard of these contracts are just slavery that, to be fair, artists agree to. You bank on you making it big but when you don't you're stuck.

    • @otsb166
      @otsb166 7 місяців тому +1

      Have a cigar

  • @WEBPMAFIAONYOUTUBE
    @WEBPMAFIAONYOUTUBE 7 місяців тому +463

    The puff diddler is easily an S-Tier cryptid

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale Місяць тому +2

      He's no cryptid. He is very very human.

  • @Nate_meister
    @Nate_meister 7 місяців тому +16

    I still love how it's a segment in the podcast that they take time to throw the heat away from them and remind that they are stating facts, allegations, while jokingly throwing each other under the bus of whoever they are talking about.

  • @cindrillionvillain2705
    @cindrillionvillain2705 7 місяців тому +244

    "How many dudes did Diddy diddle if Diddy did diddle dudes?"
    My new favorite tongue twister

  • @yrinitarr
    @yrinitarr 7 місяців тому +246

    one of my favourite parts in all red threads episode is that absolute BANGER of an intro music god DAMN it makes me want to bust a move each time

    • @NeonPlanes
      @NeonPlanes 7 місяців тому +7

      It really is a very good theme. No hate to the three of them, but what follows the theme doesn't quite match how good it is. Still enjoy their videos of course, or I wouldn't be here.

    • @duchessedeberne3909
      @duchessedeberne3909 7 місяців тому +2

      @@NeonPlanesamen

    • @kuruptkyubi5364
      @kuruptkyubi5364 7 місяців тому +2

      The official podcast outro song also slaps

    • @Mrdood999
      @Mrdood999 7 місяців тому +1

      Damn straight!

  • @JammerAma
    @JammerAma 7 місяців тому +553

    Jackson is genuinely one of my favorite personalities on the internet. The dude is nonstop entertainment.

    • @icexd5059
      @icexd5059 7 місяців тому +86

      Jackson favoriting the comment not even one hour into the upload lol

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 7 місяців тому +8

      He's aite

    • @yoda5167
      @yoda5167 7 місяців тому +6

      he’s great on these podcasts

    • @JammerAma
      @JammerAma 7 місяців тому

      @MeanBeanComedy yeah unlike my favorite channel MeanBeanComedy. The pinnacle of internet laughter. Fuck off lmao

    • @JammerAma
      @JammerAma 7 місяців тому +6

      @@MeanBeanComedy that's high praise coming from the laugh factory known as MeanBeanComedy.

  • @gunargundarson1626
    @gunargundarson1626 7 місяців тому +113

    Shout out to Ke$ha for warning us that P. Diddy feels bad for the previous night, but you can party and distract yourself from the guilt.

    • @septemberb4by
      @septemberb4by 4 місяці тому +12

      She never mentions anything about p diddy feeling bad for the previous night. The whole song from start to finish is just abt waking up and hitting a club, no emotions. Don’t wanna make it deeper than it is, but this was definitely a cool thought :))

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale Місяць тому +1

      It's a song about neverending torment.
      Oh sorry.
      'Fun'

    • @ItWasRevealedToMeInMyDreams
      @ItWasRevealedToMeInMyDreams 26 днів тому

      ​@@septemberb4bydid you forget abt the other drama w her and Diddy orrrr

    • @septemberb4by
      @septemberb4by 26 днів тому

      @@ItWasRevealedToMeInMyDreams honestly man, I don’t really care what’s going on with Celebrities. Or anyone I don’t personally know for that matter, so actually i have no clue what you’re talking abt and frankly don’t want to 😭 but im sure there’s much more to the story if yall say there is lol

  • @ProfessorPointless
    @ProfessorPointless 3 місяці тому +9

    People say lying ain't a job
    But then a lawyer defends at repeat offender of sexual assult and abuse

  • @warbossgegguz679
    @warbossgegguz679 7 місяців тому +146

    33:32 I don't think Jackson or Charlie understand that the joke is that's a bad/absurd thing to do, and not that Steve Harvey is actually saying his record is justification for what he did.
    He's making fun of people defending him, not actually defending him.
    And Isiah is correct, Steve Harvey is hilarious, but absolutely from the same school as Eddy Murphy in terms of comedy.

    • @IAmLowkey
      @IAmLowkey 7 місяців тому +40

      Jackson and Charlie are definitely more literal people when it comes to things like this. It truly did go right over their heads - but at least 1/3 of the gooners caught it

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 7 місяців тому +24

      @@IAmLowkey I just felt the need to say it after they were saying he's a horrible person for those jokes or something, because it's clear they didn't get it.
      Not that I know for certain that he isn't or anything, just that there was clearly a misunderstanding.

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 7 місяців тому +16

      ​@@warbossgegguz679True! The downside of autism is them missing the joke!

    • @zkmudd6140
      @zkmudd6140 7 місяців тому

      Steve Harvey is just like the rest of these demons, look up the video of him using infant foreskin as a face cream... they are all evil

    • @chubbs3741
      @chubbs3741 7 місяців тому

      @@MeanBeanComedythey’re not autistic

  • @Yubulyme
    @Yubulyme 7 місяців тому +2123

    Who’s ready for this weeks goon sesh

    • @donglers
      @donglers 7 місяців тому +163

      To goon or to edge, life's greatest questions

    • @Yubulyme
      @Yubulyme 7 місяців тому +69

      @@donglers truly one of life’s greatest kerfuffles

    • @itneveroccurred
      @itneveroccurred 7 місяців тому +29

      Already ahead of ya

    • @shinreed5927
      @shinreed5927 7 місяців тому +18

      Goon an the way edging hurts after a while gooning in tracendent

    • @sp0ngeboi160
      @sp0ngeboi160 7 місяців тому +6

      Already goonin

  • @shadowweegee1
    @shadowweegee1 7 місяців тому +495

    Remember P Diddy telling the world “There are no misconceptions about me”

    • @LocaltheStream
      @LocaltheStream 7 місяців тому +41

      I only know he said that thanks to Papa Meat

    • @shadowweegee1
      @shadowweegee1 7 місяців тому +13

      @@LocaltheStream Knew one of the comments would know where that came from, Meaters Unite!

    • @AIA2637
      @AIA2637 7 місяців тому +1

      @@shadowweegee1does that make me a meater as well?

    • @wolfbones666
      @wolfbones666 7 місяців тому +2

      Peppridge Farms remembers

    • @TrueChaoSclx
      @TrueChaoSclx 7 місяців тому +1

      @@shadowweegee1 He moved for the kids, man

  • @hydrokineticpowerhouse
    @hydrokineticpowerhouse 7 місяців тому +126

    I hope all the victims including Usher and Justin are able to come forward with their stories. It’s just as important for male victims to come forward as female victims, and I hope that by now they won’t be met with the same response Terry Cruise or Brendan Fraser had when they came forward.

  • @emmabovard6289
    @emmabovard6289 7 місяців тому +22

    I know this is off topic but it’s so good to see Charlie’s cat! I missed seeing Io so much 🥹, glad to see she’s doing well. Such a pretty cat ❤

    • @gardenofsn5955
      @gardenofsn5955 7 місяців тому +1

      Time stamp? pls

    • @emmabovard6289
      @emmabovard6289 7 місяців тому

      @@gardenofsn5955she jumps up on his desk at 3:12

  • @the_petepete
    @the_petepete 7 місяців тому +167

    How does no one correct wendigoon as he say “casey” instead of “cassie” 😂

    • @jordantruxton
      @jordantruxton 7 місяців тому +40

      Jackson tries once but Wendi doesnt get the subtle hint

    • @nicolecalley9845
      @nicolecalley9845 7 місяців тому +26

      If Wendigoon decides my name is Casey, my name is Casey now.

    • @SnifferSock
      @SnifferSock 7 місяців тому +6

      ​@nicolecalley9845 but it's nicole... but I also agree.

    • @Thomas_Winters
      @Thomas_Winters Місяць тому

      @@SnifferSock😂

  • @donglers
    @donglers 7 місяців тому +1323

    "Crypdiddy did he do the diddly crimes or nah" Wendigooner

  • @angelaarreaga3765
    @angelaarreaga3765 4 місяці тому +11

    I love how Jackson is taking P.Diddy's behavior as American behavior and warning Charlie and Wendigoon that he would not be OK with that if they ever meet up

  • @jackelewish1568
    @jackelewish1568 7 місяців тому +137

    I wanted to chime in so bad and tell them all my encyclopedia level knowledge of the biggie vs tupac beef, their deaths, and how p diddy is involved. Lol

    • @leomahmet7555
      @leomahmet7555 6 місяців тому +20

      Anyone who digs even a bit knows it was all Diddy and Suge keeping the game corrupt as possible.

    • @otg_dre
      @otg_dre 6 місяців тому +4

      Literally me hearing them slander Steve Harvey 😂

  • @grunkleg.2934
    @grunkleg.2934 7 місяців тому +135

    1:03:29 Come on guys, the quote is "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing." Alucard said it at the end of Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, everyone knows that

    • @theroachden6195
      @theroachden6195 7 місяців тому +17

      Idk if you're being serious but I thought it was Edmund Burke. If you're being sarcastic you got me 😂😂😂

    • @rannnoch
      @rannnoch 7 місяців тому +8

      @@theroachden6195 "That's the joke" -Sun Tzu's housemaid

  • @trashteamracing8262
    @trashteamracing8262 7 місяців тому +108

    It's so bizarre how one of the most successful people in their industry can also be the most insecure pos ever.

    • @joyboy6752
      @joyboy6752 7 місяців тому +16

      They always are man, its the position that always makes people paranoid

    • @lasskinn474
      @lasskinn474 7 місяців тому +3

      you'd be insecure too with the amount of baggage he had built on his back!
      every day be "oh shit i gotte get high, things really got out of hand yesterday oh f-ck f*ck f*ck gotta find those bitches and make sure they don't talk and then that they don't talk about the don't talk shakedown f-ck f*ck f*ck"

    • @krystallos81
      @krystallos81 7 місяців тому +4

      The people at the top always are. It’s not a surprise. Someone has to have an extremely low sense of self to get to that position. They compromise so much that by the time to reach that’s status, they don’t know themselves anymore.

  • @b_sway
    @b_sway 7 місяців тому +115

    Huge missed opportunity for the intro to include the line “wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy”

  • @tsrotmasftghhjkuujiou
    @tsrotmasftghhjkuujiou 7 місяців тому +7

    The Eminem twist killed me. The part with one take was brilliant foreshadowing

  • @niloljk7884
    @niloljk7884 7 місяців тому +42

    Satan: “I want a giant fondue fountain for my sweet 16”
    Party organizer : “P diddy did that already”
    Satan: “What about a donut machine. Did diddy do it”
    Party organizer : “Diddy did do it”
    Satan: “Full ice cream bar?”
    Party organizer : “Diddy did it”
    Satan: “Damnit what didn’t diddy do!”

  • @grassoscope
    @grassoscope 7 місяців тому +75

    "You're sitting in your house alone. You're thinking about how you got here: the label, the music, the wealth - the lies, the drugs, and the girls. You can feel that your life is coming to a point that you cannot weasel your way out of. No, not this time.
    At that point, you hear a loud crash as your windows and doors are smashed in and SWAT officers raid your home. You have to act quick! Get out! Hit the the ground running! But as the you hear your pursuiters move in, you can't help but feel the itch. And an itch needs to be scratched.
    As the fuzz rounds the corner, "What are you doing here?" you yell as you unbuckle your pants, "You here to fuck me up, huh? C'mon! Come at me! Try me!" The officers are stunned and in shock at your half-nude appearance and apparent boldness. You take advantage of this and escape quickly. You're now on the run, afraid for the first time in a long time, and also P. Diddy.
    This is Grass, and welcome to The Red Thread!

  • @johnnysocket76
    @johnnysocket76 7 місяців тому +60

    Wow it's really tragic how all of their cars suddenly exploded a few weeks after this was posted 😢😢😢 RIP

  • @WithinCellsInterlinkd
    @WithinCellsInterlinkd 7 місяців тому +362

    "Did Diddy do it?"
    "Diddy did it..."
    "Damnit, what didn't Diddy do?!"

  • @nativecrackhead757
    @nativecrackhead757 Місяць тому +14

    Any1 else rewatching now that he's arrested?

  • @hopefulamerican
    @hopefulamerican 7 місяців тому +9

    Just leaving a nice comment for Jackson and the guys. You're killing it with this podcast and just wanted to say good job. Now I'm off to Spotify for another listen this evening.

  • @Michael-eb8nf
    @Michael-eb8nf 7 місяців тому +48

    With how embedded in the industry Diddy is and just how many people he's likely got dirt on, someone needs to protect him before he gets Epstiened. If he gets got, there's so much we will never find out.

  • @_je551ca
    @_je551ca 7 місяців тому +65

    you guys always know when i am just finishing the latest creepcast episode. i am threaded up and red-y to goon.

  • @xelectrix
    @xelectrix 7 місяців тому +28

    1:05:08 yea, remember R. Kelly had video taped evidence against him back then, and it still took until now for people to actually care.

  • @wilmeofficial
    @wilmeofficial 7 місяців тому +17

    Took me a bit to realize why 'Puff Daddy' sounded so familiar.
    Its in shark tale.
    Will Smith fish's boss (played by Martin Scorsese) calls himself puff daddy

    • @Messwithmitchie
      @Messwithmitchie 7 місяців тому +1

      I remember that it was probably a reference but martins character was a puffer fish so idk

  • @Kaspar.C0LD
    @Kaspar.C0LD 7 місяців тому +28

    31:24 It feels like Jackson was trying to make it known that her name isn't Casey lol

    • @GreenEyedGumby
      @GreenEyedGumby 3 місяці тому

      Late to the convo, but it’s driving me crazy. I’m working on this part of my personality, but it’s tough

  • @oroboros88
    @oroboros88 7 місяців тому +229

    *Mike Tyson voice*: "it's the diddler! We got the diddler"

    • @MichaelSplatkins
      @MichaelSplatkins 7 місяців тому +14

      I pictured Mike wearing Hank Venture's Batman costume while I read that. Thanks for that amazing image. 😂

    • @Highimdadtwo
      @Highimdadtwo 7 місяців тому +7

      @@MichaelSplatkins Mike Tyson as Batman would be so awesome and terrifying lmao

    • @HiItsMars
      @HiItsMars 7 місяців тому +3

      @@Highimdadtwo lmfao literally knocking the head off of crime

    • @geowuzhere
      @geowuzhere 7 місяців тому

      @@HiItsMars finally a Batman without morals!!

    • @embracethenoid9085
      @embracethenoid9085 7 місяців тому

      ​@@Highimdadtwobatman in the arkham games is kind of built like Tyson.

  • @DjVtheJESUSsouja
    @DjVtheJESUSsouja 7 місяців тому +88

    "It's not what Diddy did anymore it's Diddy done"
    50 cent

    • @jerz2315
      @jerz2315 7 місяців тому +2

      Fif goin bonkers right now 😂. The whole hashtag "Diddy do it" is sick 😂😂😂

    • @BH-qs7vo
      @BH-qs7vo 7 місяців тому

      Lol ya know fiddy fks kids right???
      Open secret in hip-hop

  • @GreenPonderingFrog
    @GreenPonderingFrog 7 місяців тому +43

    You guys definitely need to cover to OJ Simpson case next. The amount of information related to this case is wild, and what shocks me is how little people talk about it.

    • @maevemaiden
      @maevemaiden 7 місяців тому +3

      And he just died today of cancer.

    • @richardtherichard26
      @richardtherichard26 5 місяців тому

      Did you really just say that you find it “shocking how little people talk about” the oj case? You been living under a fucking rock for the past 30 years. There’s 200000 documentaries, 1million UA-cam videos and 752 20/20 specials and 37 books about the oj case? The fuck is wrong with you 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

  • @motorphina
    @motorphina 7 місяців тому +17

    SO the reason homeland security is coming down on him with trafficking (yes maybe they were already investigating and went for him in case he flees from these other suits) is because he was telling people "oh come party" or "ill make you famous" brought them across state lines for him (or his friends) to sexually assault them instead of whatever he used to convince them to go with him.

  • @krystinspotted1504
    @krystinspotted1504 7 місяців тому +90

    The pov fanfic intros is my favorite thing of this channel🤣

  • @LocalB.B.HChamp97
    @LocalB.B.HChamp97 7 місяців тому +67

    Puffy flavor camp and the lolita express have the same vibe. Like a literal "WHY DIDNT ANYONE SAY ANYTHING"

    • @hydrokineticpowerhouse
      @hydrokineticpowerhouse 7 місяців тому +9

      I’m assuming the experience was so traumatic they didn’t want to have to process it in the public eye. It can take years, especially if you were victimized as a child, to finally be able to come forward.

    • @LocalB.B.HChamp97
      @LocalB.B.HChamp97 7 місяців тому +10

      @hydrokineticpowerhouse i wasnt talking abt the victims nor the parents. They will deal with it as they do. But he fact that every single elite class p3do is so open and braggadocious and nobody says anything. The people standing idly by watching are just as guilty as the aggressor.

    • @lasskinn474
      @lasskinn474 7 місяців тому +3

      @@hydrokineticpowerhouse there's like 10 other people who knew per every victim.

  • @truten666
    @truten666 7 місяців тому +85

    Diddle me this, Batman.

    • @kinkanalchemist
      @kinkanalchemist 7 місяців тому +6

      I don't know if I'm just uniquely suited to this joke or something, but man that got me good

    • @kinkanalchemist
      @kinkanalchemist 7 місяців тому +4

      I'm going to be thinking about this joke all day, I can already tell

    • @truten666
      @truten666 7 місяців тому +1

      @@kinkanalchemist I'm still giggling to myself, haha

    • @SnifferSock
      @SnifferSock 7 місяців тому

      Why is this even funny?!? 🤣

    • @machomandalf2893
      @machomandalf2893 7 місяців тому

      This was clever

  • @jamieh1
    @jamieh1 7 місяців тому +50

    It was so sad to hear after this was uploaded that Charlie, Isaiah and Jackson’s cars all malfunctioned and exploded. What a terrible accident. Fly high brothers 🕊️

  • @lordwacko958
    @lordwacko958 7 місяців тому +9

    34:00 i love how isaiah is telling the steve harvey story and both charlie and andrew miss the context of the jokes being satirical commentary

  • @Mamabear-bm9wx
    @Mamabear-bm9wx 7 місяців тому +13

    These guys are awesome! I love how they’re not afraid to talk about these topics

  • @Slowpokeinabathtub
    @Slowpokeinabathtub 7 місяців тому +13

    Omg plz do the British guy who ‘committed suicide’ by fitting himself inside of a suitcase!! It’s such an interesting case! The theories go wild!

    • @redrumpanda117
      @redrumpanda117 7 місяців тому +1

      Lmao wtf I just googled that

    • @Slowpokeinabathtub
      @Slowpokeinabathtub 7 місяців тому +1

      @@redrumpanda117 I think Google still says to this day his cause of death is a suicide

  • @Baranaiidaa
    @Baranaiidaa 7 місяців тому +5

    The only bad thing about the red thread is that there's never enough episodes. Always happy to see you post!

  • @Jaystophers
    @Jaystophers 7 місяців тому +1

    Thank you for covering this. I do not participate in the hip hop industry and am very deaf to it, but as a musician I am glad to have learned about the disgusting practices that perpetrate certain subindustries in my field. While I have never heard of P. Diddy before this, thank you for covering the accusations. This behavior is absolutely deplorable and this information must be spread.

  • @MathWhiz109
    @MathWhiz109 7 місяців тому +13

    “What didn’t Diddy do?” from South Park hits different after this

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale Місяць тому +1

      When the news first came out, I realized South Park sassing Kanye West by pointing out old white people think he's Puff Daddy was a bigger and bigger insult as time went on.
      Kanye is a monster too, but it's extra insulting to be associated with evil shit you _didn't_ do. Hehehe.

  • @Blankname209
    @Blankname209 7 місяців тому +82

    Wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy

    • @enthiegavoir5955
      @enthiegavoir5955 7 місяців тому +6

      At this point it's more like "woke up this mornin'. got a blue moon in your eyes"

    • @gwencatz2483
      @gwencatz2483 7 місяців тому +3

      i laughed like a villain reading this

    • @rachelhayhurst-mason7846
      @rachelhayhurst-mason7846 7 місяців тому +4

      I'm talkin pedicure on our toes, toes
      Tryin on all our clothes, clothes
      Milk comin out my nose, nose... coz I laughed so hard 🤣

  • @MarioPerez-tb2wu
    @MarioPerez-tb2wu 7 місяців тому +16

    listening to this while watching the eclipse is an experience.

    • @BENgalFan1369
      @BENgalFan1369 7 місяців тому +1

      Fr

    • @sapphanna
      @sapphanna 7 місяців тому +1

      was it cool? there’s clouds here

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@sapphannaThere always is when I have the chance for an eclipse. 😓😓😓

  • @TimPool.BeanieCivilWarlord
    @TimPool.BeanieCivilWarlord 7 місяців тому +127

    The Puff Daddy song written as a eulogy for Biggie Smalls, I’ll Be Missing You, was not written by Puff Daddy. It was written by a notorious ghost writer in rap named $auce Money. Sauce Money said he had a hard time writing the song based on what Puff Daddy had told him about the friendship with Smalls, so Sauce Money based the song about the loss of his grandmother that had occurred several months prior. Let that sink in. Puff Daddy didn’t even bother to write the song to eulogize one of his supposed best friends and instead outsourced it to a ghost writer.

    • @jerz2315
      @jerz2315 7 місяців тому +12

      Diddy said it himself, "I don't write rhymes, I write checks."

    • @lasskinn474
      @lasskinn474 7 місяців тому +15

      oh, damn. there goes my theory he stole it from biggies stash of material. i think that would've been more evil and funnier.

    • @jerz2315
      @jerz2315 7 місяців тому +10

      @@lasskinn474 let's ignore what I said and go with your theory. I like it better 😂

  • @randumbnass
    @randumbnass 7 місяців тому +6

    Imagine all the stuff we don't know about celebrities.

  • @Richard-sh3fi
    @Richard-sh3fi 7 місяців тому +5

    Hey Jackson!
    Your openers are so good every time. Every. Single. Time.

  • @holidayarmadillo8653
    @holidayarmadillo8653 7 місяців тому +4

    Red thread is a fantastic new piece of entertainment in my life that is irreplaceable even though it was never there before 😂 I’m so glad you guys do this, and keep on keeping on. Fantastic stuff. 🔥🔥🔥

  • @cedardryad
    @cedardryad 7 місяців тому +236

    The fact that none of them knew about GHB is both wholesome and shocking.
    In case they see this, GHB is the most common date r*pe drug.

    • @Janny890
      @Janny890 7 місяців тому +23

      I found out about it during the Cosby trial

    • @happyfairyjerry
      @happyfairyjerry 7 місяців тому +22

      Yeah its rarely used for a good time, mostly taking advantage of people 😅

    • @fistfightcaleb5406
      @fistfightcaleb5406 7 місяців тому +16

      I was like "Guys...GHB is like roofies I'm pretty sure 😶"

    • @somethingsomewhatoriginal6436
      @somethingsomewhatoriginal6436 7 місяців тому +3

      dude letterkenny taught me this

    • @Ason19
      @Ason19 7 місяців тому +9

      They don't know a lot of stuff, they got the confidence to talk about it though, give em that.

  • @fluffcake
    @fluffcake 3 місяці тому +7

    The most terrifying cryptid ever, the P. Diddy. His parties are those of nightmares.

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale Місяць тому +2

      He's gotten to Epstein's level.
      America, man.

  • @titobobby5511
    @titobobby5511 7 місяців тому +18

    The horror and crime genre is saturated with old cases (no complaints), but it is really refreshing to have some well researched conspiracys/ cases that are just brewing.

  • @maxonbardo
    @maxonbardo 7 місяців тому +2

    Charlie's cam is always the most action packed

  • @redrumpanda117
    @redrumpanda117 7 місяців тому +3

    Another great episode Jackson, youve gone from strength to strength mate. Cheers

  • @wolfiemuse
    @wolfiemuse 7 місяців тому +85

    😂 Wendi: “Hey hey it was all fun and games when we were making fun of Charlie but come on now let’s be reasonable here, I’m not a fan, Charlie was the one telling me he loved P Diddy” lmaooooo

    • @Retr0-Cynik
      @Retr0-Cynik 7 місяців тому +3

      Lol threw him under the bus immediately 😅

    • @wolfiemuse
      @wolfiemuse 7 місяців тому +12

      @@Retr0-Cynik I know right they have such good chemistry, they’re so funny together

    • @threezus7740
      @threezus7740 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Retr0-Cynik every episode, without fail 😂

  • @stefenboney7145
    @stefenboney7145 7 місяців тому +3

    thank you jackson and crew for these documents

  • @unclepitch
    @unclepitch 7 місяців тому +11

    Charlie, I heard your point about never hearing of Jodeci but they are VERY famous and legends in the industry, even back then. Just to put some context on it. They were very big at the time

  • @Sentientcrabpee
    @Sentientcrabpee 7 місяців тому +11

    The Diddler: I will fight for my family!
    Also the Diddler: I'd off my mom to get ahead in life.

  • @renalryan
    @renalryan 6 місяців тому +4

    Sadly, I couldn't make it through this one. I start to get physically sick to my stomach when I hear women being treated that way, and especially to that degree of abuse. It was a great video from what I watched though, keep it up guys!

  • @wolfiemuse
    @wolfiemuse 7 місяців тому +37

    31:30 the issue is, a lot of these celebrities are super insular and will talk to each other about it, but won’t breathe a word of it elsewhere out of fear of revenge and embarrassment to be seen as stupid, or weak, or worse that they were complicit in some way. It’s hard.

  • @AB-04
    @AB-04 7 місяців тому +11

    Having footage is just another form of control he needed

    • @freedfg6694
      @freedfg6694 7 місяців тому

      Yep. Its all leverage.
      He knew figured he'd have the only hands on it tapes. So he'd have dirt on anyone he wanted.

  • @TheNobody-ru5xg
    @TheNobody-ru5xg 7 місяців тому +8

    The story I’d always heard with Diddy putting a hit out on Tupac was that he said “I’d give a million to the man who brings me Tupac’s head” to try and sound hardcore. Guy named Orlando Anderson heard that and later saw his chance during an incident involving a necklace. How true it is, I dunno, but it’s so mundane that I’d kinda buy it. Anderson died in an unrelated incident years later anyway.

  • @Jill-j4c
    @Jill-j4c 13 днів тому

    When it comes to the subject of this Red Thread, I am in wholehearted agreement

  • @banjo-nooooo
    @banjo-nooooo Місяць тому +3

    “you wake up in the morning, looking around to see endless bottles surrounding you, what could they be ?!?!?!”

  • @themetalone7739
    @themetalone7739 5 місяців тому +3

    One of the lessons people in creative businesses learn...you absolutely CAN make deals with the devil, right here on Earth, and it will still cost your soul.
    Never be willing to do ANYTHING to be rich and famous; both those things are relative, and both of them only provide short-term happiness.

  • @lindseybrown8084
    @lindseybrown8084 7 місяців тому +61

    hearing Casey instead of Cassie is driving me crazy!

    • @jerz2315
      @jerz2315 7 місяців тому +13

      I love these guys, but they are butchering names here 😂. I cringed at "Casey" and passed out at how Charlie butchered "Jodeci".

    • @orionbarnes1733
      @orionbarnes1733 7 місяців тому +11

      @@jerz2315 It's like in the Dyatlov pass episode where Isiah calls it "dial-tov"

    • @SalsaConMesquite
      @SalsaConMesquite Місяць тому

      My little sisters name is Cassie and it's pronounce Casey so even if it is unintentional, it's hilarious hearing my sisters name said properly

  • @CasualKing21
    @CasualKing21 7 місяців тому +15

    If you told me Wendigoon went to a rage room after this recording, I'd believe it

  • @Jimmyvdpost
    @Jimmyvdpost 7 місяців тому +2

    Jackson has grown into a great commentator, storyteller and podcaster. Really cool to see. Keep it up!!

  • @yoshiofruit
    @yoshiofruit 7 місяців тому +1

    That intro story was just amazing. One of my favourite so far.

  • @emilyippolito3296
    @emilyippolito3296 6 місяців тому +8

    Friendly reminder that the guy Denzel Washington plays in American Ganster, Frank Lucas, is who Diddy’s dad hung out with. Like that was the guy helping Diddy with his ABCs and teaching him the ways of life. That should’ve been the first sign.

  • @smz7800
    @smz7800 7 місяців тому +13

    “You wake up, look beside you and oh no… it’s P Diddy”

  • @gisel9473
    @gisel9473 7 місяців тому +4

    Jackson yelling out “Use your brain!” to Charlie seriously cracked me up.

  • @artsanchez9633
    @artsanchez9633 Місяць тому +5

    They got him boys.

  • @Borsec666
    @Borsec666 7 місяців тому +2

    I highly appreciate Charlie for not laughing during the enumeration of horrible deeds Diddy is accused of, respectively min 15:30 until 17:00

  • @CountGremlin
    @CountGremlin 7 місяців тому +20

    Red Thread sesh while waiting for the eclipse, let's fucking goooo 🎉