Imagine a ASMR Rift World Nexflix series *Edit The more I think about it, the more I actually think Netflix would actually pick it up. If a video is sponsored the creator must legally state this information both in the description where it is clearly visible and in the video, however in the case of a Netflix series the ads fall onto the shoulders of the company of Netflix. That way, no matter how many ads are played, the creator is in noway responsible to inform the watchers. Asmr put people into a relaxed state so the watcher would be less attentive to what's going on meaning they would most likely have to watch each episode several times to take in all the information meaning the watch time would be about ten times more. Netflix automatically plays the next episode so even after the watcher has fallen asleep, the watch time would still continue clocking up. Each time the watcher watches the series they'd start from the last scene they remember, which could be several hours prior to where they had watched while asleep. While asleep the episodes will play, and then the ads and then the next episode, rinse and repeat. Chances are the watcher will be wearing headphone, so as they move around in their sleep they'd fall off meaning if the ads are loud, they won't awake the watcher as they won't be on their ears. In the end, I really think an ASMR netflix series would be extremely beneficial for advertisers, the watchers, the creator and Netflix. E already has a world, characters, a story and the costumes. It's all set in a sanitarium so the same room could be used just with different items decorating. Some larger rooms would be needed to used for rooms such as the cafeteria, but as Paul already has all the props he use's, the budget for location would be a lot more flexible as the prop budget would be barely spent. I actually highly recommend you start a funding for a full series, I personally would be more than happy to donate and support, and I'm sure others would too. Of course the problem being, all the characters would have to be portrayed by Paul so every scene would have to be shot several times. Of course you could hire other ASMRist to could in an act as some characters. SERIOUSLY, Can We Make This Happen, PLEASE!
Finally, some good deep lore explanation! Now we’ll see if my corkboard of pictures and newspaper clippings connected by pins and red string are accurate!
dont worry he sure seems trustworthy and honest...i mean he might be an undead relative of the proffessor but thats no reason to mistrust him, RIIIIIGHT?
well i have a thought, what if this was a shivering isles scenario where he is the ally and the enemy? the mad god and the march of reason and logic, a juxtapose of himself, all characters in his universe are but one man.
My theory is that nyarlethotep has taken on the visage of this guy and this guy, the real professor, has been living for a long ass time either 12th century or 18th-ish.
OK BUT CAN WE ALL TAKE A MOMENT TO REALIZE HOW GENUIS RIFT IS CREATING AN ENTIRE FICTIONAL UNIVERSE WITHIN ASMR VIDEOS. MOST THE TIME I DITCH THE ASMR AND TRY TO BE AWAKE FOR THE STORY. THE LORE IS JIST JUICY. CMON NO ONE ELSE HAS CREATED SUCH AN IN DEPTH STORYLINE.... IN ASMR!!! THIS MAN IS A GENIUS. YOU NEED TO WRITE A BOOK MR.RIFT THEN MAKE AN ASMR VIDEO OF DAVE READING IT
A Random Opinion Reminder, this person doesn't nessecarily have to tell the truth. He could've been manipulated by the Professor to lie to you and lull you into a false sense of security. Don't throw your theories out of the window just yet!
after watching 'professor clemmons' cutting mat,' i believe that professor clemmons went mad after burying his wife and started to hear voices. overtime, the voices took over his character and he developed multiple personality disorder. each of the characters in the Rift World are different personalities of william.
Wait a second. ER forgot to put a section explaining the Sabbat Vampire and The Ghost/Phantom. Well, I guess I shouldn’t be too disappointed. As much as I love them, they were just one-off characters
the more I learn about this "Sanitarium" the more I realize that I'm in american horror story and not miss peregrines home for ASMR, It's... deterring, not gonna lie
Cricket XIV I’d totally pay money for a Corvus shirt! Maybe it could have a picture of him on it and a little saying underneath. “Herr Doktor is in” or something fun like that.
the guy in Room 333 was found out to be Prof Clemmons after he lost his mind due to his wifey Margaret dying.... so if this guy was the patient from room 333, he would be THE Prof Clemmons. maybe one of his multiple personalities, cause he does have scizophrenia
Didn’t he say at the beginning of this video that this is the fourth time he’s been revived or something like that? Maybe the old Professor died and this is his latest incarnation?
Drew Teora What I wanna know is the linear sequence of events: did he get possessed by Nyarlthotep before the expedition or after it? And how did he go from losing his mind after seeing his wife die to the apathetic professor we know today? This video answered some questions, but there are still so many more... gotta love the expansive of the Rift World
I think this is the real professor clemmons. Nylarlethotep just shape shifted to be him. Which explains why Corvus wants the "professor" gone. now we know there's a cult of corvus and then there's the question of how Corvus found the key to eternal life and I don't think it's unicorns.
I've always loved how rift is always able to portray characters who are seemingly on the spectrum/ mentally ill. They feel so accurate and genuine. The bizarre but innocent obsessiveness and whimsical ramblings make this feel like such a real life an in depth interaction. This style has become my ideality of my favorite category of ASMR
Bruh this is beautiful and perfect! The acting, story telling, the way he references your encounters and beloved encounters is perfect!!! A video that no-one knows about is somehow one of your best!!!
Wow, I've been watching you for more than a year now and I knew these characters but seeing the entire list was mind blowing! I like Lovecraft's works and it's amazing how you were able to create a universe of your own, complete with stories, costumes, common themes, etc. And all this revolves around relaxation :). Rift, you're an amazing man!
I always consider these longer videos to be like multiple episodes because I usually fall asleep before its done so I just find the last part I remember clearly and then keep going until I fall asleep again. Rinse wash and repeat.
This was Great ER! Loved how this directly answers so many questions we all have about the lore, but keeps enough up to discussion, since the neighbor could also just have a few screws loose
Theory time: he's the real brother of professor Clemons, corvus is a creature from the rift and erased the mind of the Clemons brothers, them he created the Arkham sanitarium to extract insight from people making they insane... I hope that ER see this
Felipe Jeridaya Dave's mentioned Nyarlathotep is disguised as a staff member. If you look in Nyarlathoteps face you go mad, something Corvus has mentioned would happen if you saw his real face.
@@21gameschamp12 Nah, Corvus is too...straightforward and sincere. You don't get the sense he has a hidden agenda or anything. Meanwhile, his "brother" will flat out lie to you, claiming you volunteered for something and forgot or that you committed yourself the other day. Not to mention I'm pretty sure the Professor was the one who awoke Cthulhu, something that, according to Lovecraft lore, Nyarlatothep was very interested in doing. It sought to aid the Great Old Ones. Corvus seems to have little interest in such things. As for his face...the same can be said about a real Deep One. Deep One Dave isn't fully a Deep One. He has yet to, as they call it, "take to the waters".
I've watched a ton of videos but never get a chance to comment or like them because I always fall asleep listening to it. There needs to be an auto like button option for your channel.
He isnt running out of ideas because hes scratching the the surface we know this because most of the lore is undiscovered or not understood which means he can make a whole set of episodes on a single subject for example: how exactly the Arkham sanitarium changes everyday or about who you are these could be delved into more so do your reaserch before you talk stupidly.
Lampert Schade would have been a good fit into this video too. How he metamorphosized from some kind of relic (as the soporific lampshade) used by Corvus and sanitarium staff to a... golem of sorts. Did it take human form? Did it fuse with and consume a victim who overestimated their ability to withstand it's prolonged exposure, thus entering the next stage of it's existance as a memeticly parasitic being??
I know you did a intro to the rift world and Arkham sanitarium lore video a few years ago, but I’d love to have a part 2 of this video with all the updated lore till now!!!
A small inconsistency: Nyarlathotep would be an eldritch being of power rivalling if not surpassing Cthulhu. If Clemmons WAS Nyarlathotep, he would not worship Cthulhu at all. More like greet him as a long lost family member.
Andrew Ryan Maybe Nyrla is more interested in the practice and lets Cthulhu take all the worship cuz he doesn't care. He does tend to be more interested in fulfilling Azzathoth's will than anything else.
Maybe he is using Cthulu for a larger purpose and is hiding the fact until he has so much power over the Arkham Sanitarium chain of buildings/people/etc that he can overthrow cthulu entirely and kick him out of the loop with humanity and give azzathoth all of his power. That or he just isn't Nyarlarthotep (Don't know if I spelled that right) but something else entirely. Maybe he is just a human with a higher state of being or is a completely different eldritch being that is on a different level than Cthulu or Nyarlarthotep or even Azzathoth? That may be why he lets Cthulu have all the praise because he is so powerful he just does not care about praise because humans or even Cthulu are just specs of dust under their finger nails. My god that creature would be terrifying. Anyway, thats my speculation for today!
What if he just really likes Cthulhu. Or maybe Nyarlathotep granted Clemmons one wish so he wanted to embarrass Nyarlathotep by making worship somebody weaker than him.
I didn't realize that until a couple days ago when I was on a car ride and listened to this on repeat to sleep. It was like 6 PM. I typically sleep at 1-3 AM. I have a messed up sleep schedule
Me, seeing this video for the first time: “Ah I wonder what this video is” *Man walks into frame brandishing a shoe* Me: “don’t know what I expected to be honest”
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Has an idea to explain all of his ideas. *This man never runs out of ideas!*
Name
Makes a video about running out of ideas
Lil ian ok you can shut up now u unoriginal comment scrub
S H O E
It’s so funny how he’s such a clear asf ENTP
I'm not even watching rift for the asmr at this point, I'm just in to the story. He should seriously consider going into writing.
Marcell D'avis yes, that's why I'm into it. It's basically a mish-mash of lovecraft and various sci-fantasy universes, right?
Yea,just read the compendium
Jake Paint over a few names to get around the copyrights
@@cheemsdoge Is this why things like Ready Player One get published?
@@Wrathinside Warner Bros owns a lot of shit
*wipes tear "This is it..........."
It's all coming together now...
Nael Cuadrado no you fucking smut, this is the end of the lore. Meaning it is sad.
Smoke Hash Everyday
Who calls people a smut
I'm your 1k like. I want my reward.
If Uncle E. was a race car driver, would he be called...
Ephemeral Drift? 🤔
If he was a drifter, yeah...but if he was a "race car driver" it most likely be "Ephemeral Shift"
All of these comments are making me ephemeral miffed
He would drive a Prius
*deja vu*
*MULTI TRACK DRIFTING!?*
*THE MAN THAT IS NOW EXPLAINING HIS IDEAS*
TheAppleGamer 0 Ye please stop using this kind of comments they're getting old
*they're getting old
Yugi Muto oh sorry il fix it
dunkrat
*I'll fix it
ITS ABOUT TIME. AND I LOVE IT! THIS IS WHAT I WAKE TO SLEEP TOO ;)
42:37 "there's something not quite right about him" *proceeds to speak into a shoe*
Swindlesween there's nothing wrong with trying to contact the Elder Gods via shoe. Why just the other day I rang up N'Tyss on my black loafer...
It is erotic
HAHAHA
Raukhai Imperia smoke Hash Everyday
Doppio
Imagine a ASMR Rift World Nexflix series
*Edit
The more I think about it, the more I actually think Netflix would actually pick it up.
If a video is sponsored the creator must legally state this information both in the description where it is clearly visible and in the video, however in the case of a Netflix series the ads fall onto the shoulders of the company of Netflix.
That way, no matter how many ads are played, the creator is in noway responsible to inform the watchers.
Asmr put people into a relaxed state so the watcher would be less attentive to what's going on meaning they would most likely have to watch each episode several times to take in all the information meaning the watch time would be about ten times more.
Netflix automatically plays the next episode so even after the watcher has fallen asleep, the watch time would still continue clocking up.
Each time the watcher watches the series they'd start from the last scene they remember, which could be several hours prior to where they had watched while asleep.
While asleep the episodes will play, and then the ads and then the next episode, rinse and repeat.
Chances are the watcher will be wearing headphone, so as they move around in their sleep they'd fall off meaning if the ads are loud, they won't awake the watcher as they won't be on their ears.
In the end, I really think an ASMR netflix series would be extremely beneficial for advertisers, the watchers, the creator and Netflix.
E already has a world, characters, a story and the costumes.
It's all set in a sanitarium so the same room could be used just with different items decorating.
Some larger rooms would be needed to used for rooms such as the cafeteria, but as Paul already has all the props he use's, the budget for location would be a lot more flexible as the prop budget would be barely spent.
I actually highly recommend you start a funding for a full series, I personally would be more than happy to donate and support, and I'm sure others would too.
Of course the problem being, all the characters would have to be portrayed by Paul so every scene would have to be shot several times.
Of course you could hire other ASMRist to could in an act as some characters.
SERIOUSLY, Can We Make This Happen, PLEASE!
we can dream, can't we...
@@EphemeralRift Read above edit, I think you could do it and help so many people by doing so.
Imagine, if you will.
If only
That’s a lot of words
Finally, some good deep lore explanation! Now we’ll see if my corkboard of pictures and newspaper clippings connected by pins and red string are accurate!
Andrew Ryan I'm using blue. I wonder if red yields better results...
"A man chooses, a slave obeys."
Red always yields more results but blue causes things to come up unexpectedly
Would you kindly
Glad to know everyone else has no life and is obsessive over an ASMRtist instead of getting a job
How canon is this, considering its being told to is by another patient
Karl Gilbert your comment is stressing me out
dont worry he sure seems trustworthy and honest...i mean he might be an undead relative of the proffessor but thats no reason to mistrust him, RIIIIIGHT?
Take everything with a grain of salt but face it like it's truth
well i have a thought, what if this was a shivering isles scenario where he is the ally and the enemy? the mad god and the march of reason and logic, a juxtapose of himself, all characters in his universe are but one man.
My theory is that nyarlethotep has taken on the visage of this guy and this guy, the real professor, has been living for a long ass time either 12th century or 18th-ish.
If Ephemeral Rift gives you a Christmas present, is it an Ephemeral Gift?
No, it's an Ephemeral cares about you
=}
Hahahah
if he hates Jedi is he an ephemeral sith?
If he is driving a racecar is it ephemeral drift?
If he was a gold panner would he be ephemeral sift?
Wait a sec, loafers, sweater, neighbor...OH MY GOD HE'S MISTER RODGERS
BH Omega won’t you be my neighbor?
I feel like nobody got that :/ hmm, I wonder what the crossover between ASMR fans and people who know who Mr Rogers is...
Hes dead. Let it go!
@@macejaso no
I'm ready for the movie
OK BUT CAN WE ALL TAKE A MOMENT TO REALIZE HOW GENUIS RIFT IS CREATING AN ENTIRE FICTIONAL UNIVERSE WITHIN ASMR VIDEOS. MOST THE TIME I DITCH THE ASMR AND TRY TO BE AWAKE FOR THE STORY. THE LORE IS JIST JUICY. CMON NO ONE ELSE HAS CREATED SUCH AN IN DEPTH STORYLINE.... IN ASMR!!! THIS MAN IS A GENIUS. YOU NEED TO WRITE A BOOK MR.RIFT THEN MAKE AN ASMR VIDEO OF DAVE READING IT
*MARKED* cough cough Goodnight Moon cough cough
Cough cough goodnight moon is second rate cough cough
@@joedewitt3340 cough cough goodnightmoons' universe is the best i've seen in asmr cough cough
The Netflix series:
The sanitarium
It just has one actor and it’s ephemeral.
It’s asmr and a story on Netflix, and there are backgrounds now!
If ER has a manual car, would we call him Ephemeral Shift?
Joey Cunningham and if he drives people around for money on the side, he'd be Ephemeral Lyft
Joey Cunningham *Top 10 questions science still can't answer*
Good original meme
initial E
Deja vu
Well, my 1000 theories down the drain, I guess.
A Random Opinion Reminder, this person doesn't nessecarily have to tell the truth. He could've been manipulated by the Professor to lie to you and lull you into a false sense of security. Don't throw your theories out of the window just yet!
after watching 'professor clemmons' cutting mat,' i believe that professor clemmons went mad after burying his wife and started to hear voices. overtime, the voices took over his character and he developed multiple personality disorder. each of the characters in the Rift World are different personalities of william.
Yup
Same
I would like but it has 420 likes
The wiki is about to go apeshit
Liamix12 indeed
Liamix12 there's a wiki?
Wait, there’s a wiki? Shit I need that cause I have no clue what’s going on
therES A WIKI?!??
Underrated
We're getting a new E.R. meme y'all
"brown shoe..."
😋😍 brown shoes.....
It'll go right alongside "fuck mayo"
First fuck Mayo now this gotdamn Shoe
@@adamgontier1542 yes
5:30
I've waited years for this.
*Grabs popcorn*
VoiceofPersonaASMR Lol
VoiceofPersonaASMR I’ve waited 2
Melon Man IVE WAITED 3
VoiceofPersonaASMR lol same!
Smoke Hash Everyday
William:what are your favorite trigger words?
Me: T E C H N I C A L
leave
It's not the worst but sometimes it gets a little annoying :/
Dr T Spy! Torture him! Find out what he knows!
cross reference
Law main i likes this comment
‘I watch ASMR for the lore’
Yeah right
bufygamer I read Playboy for the page-turning sounds.
bufygamer Yep we know it Y'ALL WATCH IT FOR THAT MARVELOUS BEARD DONT LIE
Smoke Hash Everyday
Is that Kurasu in your pic?
@@talesofluminFan it's the steins;gate redhead yea
If Ephemeral Rift was a gold panner would he be called Ephemeral Sift?
This is one of the most brilliant and talented ASMRtists out there!
Love you videos Paul! Keep up the great work.
Paul
Aniquin he looks like a Tom idk why
Gonnna call himmmm *oobleck* for a surname
“There’s something not quite right about him”
*Begins to whisper to a shoe.*
You know this is an important video when Darude - Sandstorm is in the video's recommendation.
Coincidence? I think not.
same
Clarissa Royalice holy shit, on your recommendations too ?
lmao yeah why is that? perhaps Paul put "Darude Sandstorm" in the tags to make it come up in the recommended. I wouldnt put it past him.
Lmao, why is youtube doing that?
I can't wait to get time to watch this one now. And glad to make the acquaintance of another member of your amazing internal forum, Rift! :)
Must.Not.Sleep.Must.Listen.To.Lore.
Fear Stilwater so true ..so true... Zzzz. Zzzz
tell me the lore
I’ve tried (and failed) at least 5 times trying to do that
Dies from not going to sleep
My theory is that in the sanitarium we the viewer have a disorder where everyone looks the same. That's why everyone looks like the professor
Or does everyone look like your neighbor?
The video so many confused/curious fans have been waiting for! I'm so excited I doubt even ER can get me to relax right now!
Wait a second. ER forgot to put a section explaining the Sabbat Vampire and The Ghost/Phantom. Well, I guess I shouldn’t be too disappointed. As much as I love them, they were just one-off characters
50:42 Hello random reference to Dark City, my favorite movie of all time! :D
Rift and Goodnight Moon have to be my 2 favorite world building/lore ASMRists. I mean I only watch them really now 👍
127jesjam You are a person of taste.
127jesjam I'm right here with you 👌🏻
Samee
Goodnight Moon is so talented, a true polymath
Dr. T Asmr is great too
Are multiple Corvuses, Corvi?
Cole Testoni And because the mask is inspired by crows, is it a murder of Corvi?
Holy shit......
Wait what-
It’s been 5 years but this is still one of my all time favorite episodes.
the more I learn about this "Sanitarium" the more I realize that I'm in american horror story and not miss peregrines home for ASMR, It's... deterring, not gonna lie
Eye of Adam You are just *now* realizing this? :P
It’s a mix between America Horror Story and the Scp Foundation
@@mothman6264 the Sanitarium is actually canonically associated with The Foundation.
Bolek Giebartowski oh cool
If Ephemeral Rift wants to capitalize a letter does he use the Ephemeral Shift?
No hed pull out his dick
XㄥЯㄥS wack
No he uses Caps Lock like a chad
You should have a shirt that says "you just got rifted" or a Corvus shirt. I would actually buy that.
Cricket XIV I’d totally pay money for a Corvus shirt! Maybe it could have a picture of him on it and a little saying underneath. “Herr Doktor is in” or something fun like that.
He made a corvus shirt, it's on ephemeralrift.com
CNGaming Well, looks like I’m adding one more thing to my Christmas list! Thanks for the info! :D
I love how he tied the story all the way back to the beginning of his channel! It shows that he cares enought to remember his roots
What about the guy in Room 333? Is that William Clemons?
the guy in Room 333 was found out to be Prof Clemmons after he lost his mind due to his wifey Margaret dying.... so if this guy was the patient from room 333, he would be THE Prof Clemmons. maybe one of his multiple personalities, cause he does have scizophrenia
Didn’t he say at the beginning of this video that this is the fourth time he’s been revived or something like that? Maybe the old Professor died and this is his latest incarnation?
Drew Teora What I wanna know is the linear sequence of events: did he get possessed by Nyarlthotep before the expedition or after it? And how did he go from losing his mind after seeing his wife die to the apathetic professor we know today? This video answered some questions, but there are still so many more... gotta love the expansive of the Rift World
I think this is the real professor clemmons. Nylarlethotep just shape shifted to be him. Which explains why Corvus wants the "professor" gone. now we know there's a cult of corvus and then there's the question of how Corvus found the key to eternal life and I don't think it's unicorns.
Tatiana Stanford Didn’t Rift say that, that video was not part of the lore, rather just for fun?
*Shoe, shoe, brown shoe, brown shoe...*
Erotic !
I saw this comment around when it said that in the vid lol
Shoe
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Śhòé
💲#️⃣🌐3️⃣
Ssshhhhoooe
The voice for this character is so soft and smooth, its very tingly, thank you for making amazing content
This is where it all comes together. I've waited my whole life for this moment.
I’m not going to be able to stay awake for this...
I've always loved how rift is always able to portray characters who are seemingly on the spectrum/ mentally ill. They feel so accurate and genuine. The bizarre but innocent obsessiveness and whimsical ramblings make this feel like such a real life an in depth interaction. This style has become my ideality of my favorite category of ASMR
this whole thing reminds me of the
stephen king multiverse
'Inspired from H.P. Lovecraft,
Bruh this is beautiful and perfect! The acting, story telling, the way he references your encounters and beloved encounters is perfect!!! A video that no-one knows about is somehow one of your best!!!
lore
Wow, I've been watching you for more than a year now and I knew these characters but seeing the entire list was mind blowing! I like Lovecraft's works and it's amazing how you were able to create a universe of your own, complete with stories, costumes, common themes, etc. And all this revolves around relaxation :). Rift, you're an amazing man!
Finally, the buildup of all that lore pays off!!~
I always consider these longer videos to be like multiple episodes because I usually fall asleep before its done so I just find the last part I remember clearly and then keep going until I fall asleep again. Rinse wash and repeat.
I'm so excited for all of this lor... zZZ
This was Great ER!
Loved how this directly answers so many questions we all have about the lore, but keeps enough up to discussion, since the neighbor could also just have a few screws loose
Are all my dreams about to come true all at once I think they are finally some straight up lore
Can we just appreciate
Arkham
Sanitarium
Method
of
Relaxation
I love the sound levels and your face and your movements and gosh what a story teller :) I feel better. Quality escape!
Er: "this is the most exquisite brown shoe I've ever owne-"
Ad: "AHHHH TOYOTA BUY OUR VEHICLE AHHHHHHHHH"
If Ephemeral Rift was evaporated water would he be Ephemeral Mist?
STOP WITH THE PUNS PEOPLE
That’s not even a rhyme.
Stop
Eh, it's close. F for effort.
Mike Tyson: I fink u mean Ephemeral Mift
The runner that never idea's out of men!
IcanHearMyChildren'sScreamingForFreedomSoBrb. The idea that never run out of men
Yes.
Theory time: he's the real brother of professor Clemons, corvus is a creature from the rift and erased the mind of the Clemons brothers, them he created the Arkham sanitarium to extract insight from people making they insane... I hope that ER see this
Felipe Jeridaya hold up you might be on to something
Felipe Jeridaya Professor Clemons isn’t human anymore remember, he’s an elder god. So this can’t be,
Felipe Jeridaya Dave's mentioned Nyarlathotep is disguised as a staff member. If you look in Nyarlathoteps face you go mad, something Corvus has mentioned would happen if you saw his real face.
@@21gameschamp12 Nah, Corvus is too...straightforward and sincere. You don't get the sense he has a hidden agenda or anything. Meanwhile, his "brother" will flat out lie to you, claiming you volunteered for something and forgot or that you committed yourself the other day. Not to mention I'm pretty sure the Professor was the one who awoke Cthulhu, something that, according to Lovecraft lore, Nyarlatothep was very interested in doing. It sought to aid the Great Old Ones. Corvus seems to have little interest in such things.
As for his face...the same can be said about a real Deep One. Deep One Dave isn't fully a Deep One. He has yet to, as they call it, "take to the waters".
@@Bluesit32 regardless of if Corvus is Nyarlathotep or not, one thing is clear, he is not a human like us
I've watched a ton of videos but never get a chance to comment or like them because I always fall asleep listening to it. There needs to be an auto like button option for your channel.
5:23
"Makes me a little Jealous."
Okay but we're still friends right?
"Shoe, Shoe, Brown Shoe"
_yep he's gonna kill me_
If he gets annoyed do we call him Ephemeral Miffed?
Emonkey12345 yasss
I am so confused as I am just a pice of reanimated toast
ToastIndustries smoke Hash Everyday
Finally SOME ANSWERS TO ALL MY QUESTIONS THESE PAST YEARS!
If Uncle E worked in a warehouse, would he be called Ephemeral Forklift?
The thing I like about Asmr is the story and when videos connect to another one. This one is just the holy grail of it all.
I didn't plan on sleeping at 9 am, but why not?
I didn’t plan on being up at 3:00 am either, but that’s how I’m here 😂
Luke Lime
Ah, but the perfect middle. 6 am here. Too early and too late to sleep.
Butilldoitanyways.
So much more than an ASMR artist. This man is an author and actor I swear. Will always be my favorite channel
This is a Duneons and Dragons campaign just waiting to happen. SUCH a cool video! So creative and so bizarrely relaxing!
7:20
and to think; he'd still be using that stapler five years later to staple his pp. It's nice to spot familiar props as the years go on.
The man who is running out of ideas yet he is on such a higher plane of thought than the common man we don't even notice.
Arbor Bonenstiel what a strange two faced compliment
He isnt running out of ideas because hes scratching the the surface we know this because most of the lore is undiscovered or not understood which means he can make a whole set of episodes on a single subject for example: how exactly the Arkham sanitarium changes everyday or about who you are these could be delved into more so do your reaserch before you talk stupidly.
Freind: "What is your favorite anime?"
Me: "Ephemeral Rift"
ER: May I have a seat?
Me: no
ER: Wonderful
Me: ._.
Bruh RELATABLE😂
Thank you, Uncle E, for your content you've helped me get some much needed rest, far too many times through a troubled mind. Greatly appreciate it.
What if the Rift multiverse is just an insane mans ramblings while in a real sanitarium?
**world implodes**
Harvard wants to know your location
Deep
Omg I just realised
A rkham
S anatarium (for)
M ental
R ehabilitation
Cameron C: also in the video he says something really triggers his "Arkham Sanitarium Method (of) Relaxation"
Cameron C: coincidence? I think NOT!
This will make me smarter than the people that watch Rick and Morty
I doubt that
impossible
What about B O T H
Ephermal Rift is simply best asmrtist there is. He is master at the asmr itself but also has very interesting story behind the asmrs
If Ephmeral rift was a store would he be called
Ephemeral thrift?
Please never stop creating ASMR videos. Your work is highly appreciated and enjoyed. :)
Lampert Schade would have been a good fit into this video too. How he metamorphosized from some kind of relic (as the soporific lampshade) used by Corvus and sanitarium staff to a... golem of sorts. Did it take human form? Did it fuse with and consume a victim who overestimated their ability to withstand it's prolonged exposure, thus entering the next stage of it's existance as a memeticly parasitic being??
This is my favorite asmr, there is such a simplistic yet complicated beauty to it
Will we ever get another couch companion video? As someone with crippling social anxiety, they were always a favorite of mine.
We'll be getting a couch cushion video
I know you did a intro to the rift world and Arkham sanitarium lore video a few years ago, but I’d love to have a part 2 of this video with all the updated lore till now!!!
A small inconsistency: Nyarlathotep would be an eldritch being of power rivalling if not surpassing Cthulhu. If Clemmons WAS Nyarlathotep, he would not worship Cthulhu at all. More like greet him as a long lost family member.
Small mistakes
Or maybe the professor needs Cthulhu for somekind of a scheme and is trying to trick him and us????
Andrew Ryan Maybe Nyrla is more interested in the practice and lets Cthulhu take all the worship cuz he doesn't care. He does tend to be more interested in fulfilling Azzathoth's will than anything else.
Maybe he is using Cthulu for a larger purpose and is hiding the fact until he has so much power over the Arkham Sanitarium chain of buildings/people/etc that he can overthrow cthulu entirely and kick him out of the loop with humanity and give azzathoth all of his power. That or he just isn't Nyarlarthotep (Don't know if I spelled that right) but something else entirely. Maybe he is just a human with a higher state of being or is a completely different eldritch being that is on a different level than Cthulu or Nyarlarthotep or even Azzathoth? That may be why he lets Cthulu have all the praise because he is so powerful he just does not care about praise because humans or even Cthulu are just specs of dust under their finger nails. My god that creature would be terrifying. Anyway, thats my speculation for today!
What if he just really likes Cthulhu. Or maybe Nyarlathotep granted Clemmons one wish so he wanted to embarrass Nyarlathotep by making worship somebody weaker than him.
The joy of these videos for me is all these twisted characters you create.
William: "I know it's well past curfew, so I brought this shoe and snuck in your house."
We need a part two, this was one of my favourite videos!!
11:04 is when the explanation starts, just in case that's the only reason you're here or the only thing you want
Arkham Sanitarium Method of Relaxation, ASMR, that was pretty cool that he made that up
I didn't realize that until a couple days ago when I was on a car ride and listened to this on repeat to sleep. It was like 6 PM. I typically sleep at 1-3 AM. I have a messed up sleep schedule
I look forward to listening to this! Thank you!
Would love to see a book about the rift. Your descriptions are better than 99% of the books on sale today. Keep the great content coming, Uncle E!
I've been researching for so long :') its beautiful
And this is how the word "shoe", paired with some tapping, became my first and favourite trigger...
Now saying "shoe" is one of my vocal stims help
Me, seeing this video for the first time: “Ah I wonder what this video is”
*Man walks into frame brandishing a shoe*
Me: “don’t know what I expected to be honest”
home sick from school so this is amazing!!!! thank you
This could be a Silent Hill ending ! Love it :’)
I hope we get an update to this video at some point its super fun to hear about the world from the perspective of someone in it.
34:15 "He fixes anything from humans to synthetics" But can it fix a broken marriage?
Follow-Up:
Is he better than Flex-Tape though?
I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but at 6:31 he said "Arkham Sanitarium Method of Relaxation" or ASMR. That just blew my mind.
The lore I have been waiting for... for so so many years...Christmas came early at arkam!
Easily one of my favorite characters right off the bat.
By the pecking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.
Or, as it turns out, something awesome.
pricking of my thumb*
Adorable how he is so happy with his brown shoe :)