B A Debaser I love the bonfire but sometimes it’s frustrating when they get into an impression loop and it takes them 30 minutes to go thru a 2 minute clip because jay and Dan keep trying to do impressions at each other. Other than that small nitpick I love the show
I can completely understand how hard it is to do certain things sober! I'm been sober for 4 years now and I still struggle with " sober sex ". My second husband and I had drunk sex for the first 6 years we were married. I'm still really insecure sometimes. I also miss things like having wine while boating on the lake, drinking at concerts, fairs, when there is a long wait for dinner and everyone goes to the bar to wait, I could go on and on..........
Geography was dropped in the middle of the year my freshman year in high school. This happened immediately after I had completed the course, in the middle of the school year. I wasn't able to reschedule the next half of the year so that I could stay on course to graduate a year early in 2007 instead of 2008. I have been furious about it since the moment that I learned about it in Geography class mind you. You two just helped me get rid of that anger, thank you.
I love how real Dan's stories are. They are always consistent. It's always wine teeth. Its always the drug store that she bought his birthday cards at. Authentic comedy.
How the states got their shapes on History channel... you should see people try to draw the state they CURRENTLY LIVE IN, not even the god damn continent. Its just sad
that wish would include 90 % of the US electorade. and the GOP is wayyyy ahead of you. But a little trivia game to gain entrance to polling station would be helpful. some science questions...
have to agree. i'm younger than both of them and i was like how do you not know that after mexico/central america ending in panama, it veers to the right and south america connects to that? if you look at any map, it's to the south east.
Wait. Russell Howard and Dan Soder were together in a room on a radio show?! *pinches herself* I'm either dreaming or one of my fantasies came to life. Okay. I'm gonna start fantasizing that Greg Davies and Chris DiStefano are gonna be on a show together now cause it seems dreams do come true kids! :)
Am I the only one who's like fucking shocked at the last clip . I mean I'm 17 years old and I live in Europe and have never been to America or know that much about the country , English isn't even my mother thounge but Ive Always known the shapes and sizes of North and South America ....like wtf this is hilarious
I've watched Nikki on and off for quite awhile and while her comedy and guest appearances are pretty solid, you couldn't pay me a winning lottery ticket to date her. The way she describes the amount of effort it takes for her to actually be satisfied makes it seem almost impossible. Though one piece of advice on that note, if you're in a genuine relationship where you both really care about eachother, sex becomes much more pleasurable and fun. #justsayin
Lots of languages (if not most languages) talk about a single continent called "America" (which of course can be further divided into South, Middle/Central North etc. but the continent is America)
Which is part of the reason lots of people dislike the use of "American" to mean "from USA" since when translated into e.g. my language Norwegian "amerikansk" could mean both from the continent "Amerika" or the country "USA" (aka. "Sambandsstatene" eller "De forente stater", except nobody really calls it that). It's rather confusing. Really, USA should should make up a proper name for the country that isn't an abbreviation or a long descriptive sentence like "The united States of America" is; because that's horrible for making adjectives from "USAian" both looks weird and sounds weird. (Alternatively just split up into the constituent states; they all have workable adjectives already)
Jesus tits. Any woman who enjoys getting off has messed around with the karma sutra of lithium ion. 10yrs ago I REWIRED a toy I broke during use to get it going again to finish. & it lasted another 8 months. Never underestimate the power of a woman who wants to beat the bean.
Someone tell them that North America isn't named after the USA.. it's sad that the whole Geography discussion is actually smarter then the average two public school Americans level...
Nikki got shit faced twice and quit drinking smh. Everything in moderation guys. Grow up and drink like an adult. There are real alcoholics with real issues out here!! Weed isn't a cure, just a substitute.
Except the earth is on a tilted axis... our Longitude lines and latitude lines follow that tilt - IE South America is more below us than a non tilted version shows.
Love how when us irish people go to Boston and we drink half to a full bottle of whiskey in front of Americans and it fascinates them. They drink 2-3 beers and they think they are hammered. Lol you aren't drunk. Ye americans are weird when ye talk about getting drunk
Something about hearing “my maid” was not very attractive. I call them housekeepers. “Maid” is kinda ‘50’s and currently insulting. Nobody has a “maid”, they pay a housekeeper.
Shocking. Nikki just wants to lay there and have the robot do all the work. "OMG when are we gonna get sex robots??" Women have had robots and toys for years. If men get them, then he has a problem lol
Dan Soder is so quick in his comebacks, what a talent....
He's the best. Watch the bonfire, best talk radio show ever.
He’s great on Billions too.
B A Debaser
I love the bonfire but sometimes it’s frustrating when they get into an impression loop and it takes them 30 minutes to go thru a 2 minute clip because jay and Dan keep trying to do impressions at each other.
Other than that small nitpick I love the show
J C totally
Why can't we all have a Dan Soder in our lives..?...
I’m pretty sure they do. He’s such an average dude
I can completely understand how hard it is to do certain things sober! I'm been sober for 4 years now and I still struggle with " sober sex ". My second husband and I had drunk sex for the first 6 years we were married. I'm still really insecure sometimes. I also miss things like having wine while boating on the lake, drinking at concerts, fairs, when there is a long wait for dinner and everyone goes to the bar to wait, I could go on and on..........
The Dan Soder dude is fkin hilarious... :D
That Japanese scientist part had me dying. 😂
Russell Howard and his mom together is the most adorable thing ever. Your day will be improved after watching just one video.
Off Air is great please keep these going
oooommmmmmmmgggggggg, the end was so painful, lol
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....How do these guys get home after work?
Crackle Crackle. The bonfire is the best show on sirius... serious.
EVERY element of these various chats were utterly and completely fucking hysterical...the ending map discussion was just a golden cherry on top
Dan soder making rounds around Sirius
Rounds around around rounds
This is fantastic! Half the Bonfire meets my love of British panel shows.
Yessss Dan Soder and the Brit is pretty funny too
Yay for Dan,actually making this series watchable.
Geography was dropped in the middle of the year my freshman year in high school. This happened immediately after I had completed the course, in the middle of the school year. I wasn't able to reschedule the next half of the year so that I could stay on course to graduate a year early in 2007 instead of 2008. I have been furious about it since the moment that I learned about it in Geography class mind you. You two just helped me get rid of that anger, thank you.
Dan is literally the best!!!
I love how real Dan's stories are. They are always consistent. It's always wine teeth. Its always the drug store that she bought his birthday cards at. Authentic comedy.
"call me John Connor" AHHHHHHH BRILLIANT.
Andrew's first drawing looks like a one-boobed man lmao
The clip at the very end makes me wish you two weren’t allowed to vote.
How the states got their shapes on History channel... you should see people try to draw the state they CURRENTLY LIVE IN, not even the god damn continent. Its just sad
that wish would include 90 % of the US electorade. and the GOP is wayyyy ahead of you. But a little trivia game to gain entrance to polling station would be helpful. some science questions...
have to agree. i'm younger than both of them and i was like how do you not know that after mexico/central america ending in panama, it veers to the right and south america connects to that? if you look at any map, it's to the south east.
Sex robots mean infinite kink fulfillment which I think is prolly the best plus.
Exactly why i can't wait for them.
“You’re goddam right we work hard”haha they got me
I wish Nikki and Andrew would stop talking over Russell Howard!! I love, love his accent!!
He's a bore.
Russell Howard is incredibly talented in sucking comedic energy out of a room
Wait. Russell Howard and Dan Soder were together in a room on a radio show?! *pinches herself* I'm either dreaming or one of my fantasies came to life. Okay. I'm gonna start fantasizing that Greg Davies and Chris DiStefano are gonna be on a show together now cause it seems dreams do come true kids! :)
What does he think Pete Davidson sound like 😂😂
Am I the only one who's like fucking shocked at the last clip . I mean I'm 17 years old and I live in Europe and have never been to America or know that much about the country , English isn't even my mother thounge but Ive Always known the shapes and sizes of North and South America ....like wtf this is hilarious
Its sad, it's what it is lmao
I mean, if you go due South from New York, you're liable to hit Ecuador at least. Columbia, in fact.
3:28 The lady in the background was listening super hard. If she could have taken notes without anybody noticing, she would have.
Dan and Nikki should fall off the wagon and enjoy a beautiful future together haha!
Cmon, Dan is pulling kobe beef quality pussy
They are ex’s
M Kolmer yeah exactly
joseph scarborough that usage of game changer makes it sound like you are into that
Hey, it's Russell Howard of Mock the Week fame.
I like the Nikki and Andrew off air!!!
3 years sober from whiskey and coke!
Weed has saved my life!!!
Also has helped my bipolar 1000%!!!
I'm 4 years completely sober......pot just makes me soooooo sleepy 😪😪
Dan must have every other word.
So annoying
ok but i love these clips pls upload more fire
Stop stepping over Soder's bits! 😐
Dan wants his own show
He has one, the bonfire, its hilarious
Bonfire crossover
I've watched Nikki on and off for quite awhile and while her comedy and guest appearances are pretty solid, you couldn't pay me a winning lottery ticket to date her.
The way she describes the amount of effort it takes for her to actually be satisfied makes it seem almost impossible.
Though one piece of advice on that note, if you're in a genuine relationship where you both really care about eachother, sex becomes much more pleasurable and fun.
#justsayin
or it could be part of her comedic persona and not actually true
OK BUT WHEN ARE THE ROBOTS COMING
It's called Xanax/Valium/Klonopin/ativan/halcion/rohypnol... Aka benzos of any kind. They work on GABA receptors the same way alcohol does.
Weren't Dan and Nikki gonna do a whole Court Case style postmortem on their relationship?
The funniest part about this video was when blonde chick said she's smart xD
eyy, the billions guy
edit: damn the billions guy has addiction problems
It's because one is in the Northern hemisphere and the other is in the Southern hemisphere.
Here is a fun drinking game, take a shot every time Dan Soder interrupts someone and takes over the conversation.
8:50 I definitely said that lmao
Lots of languages (if not most languages) talk about a single continent called "America" (which of course can be further divided into South, Middle/Central North etc. but the continent is America)
Which is part of the reason lots of people dislike the use of "American" to mean "from USA" since when translated into e.g. my language Norwegian "amerikansk" could mean both from the continent "Amerika" or the country "USA" (aka. "Sambandsstatene" eller "De forente stater", except nobody really calls it that). It's rather confusing.
Really, USA should should make up a proper name for the country that isn't an abbreviation or a long descriptive sentence like "The united States of America" is; because that's horrible for making adjectives from "USAian" both looks weird and sounds weird.
(Alternatively just split up into the constituent states; they all have workable adjectives already)
Mexico is "Central America"!!!
Colombia is the top of South America.
Our school systems have failed us here.
took me ages to notice russe;l howard haha
Andrew is so the poster child of the Florida educational system.
IMHO, Nikki & Dan have hooked up; something about their body language, plus Nikki’s admission that she sleeps with other comics.
Yay Nikki
omg I cant even watch this cause that dude in the blue wont stop talking
Props to Nikki for knowing about Amerigo Vesspucci. Love ya girl. Love from the Lou
Russel Howard !!
Coming in wondering if she is gonna give any cons at all lol
Russel Howard!
You do need an ID to get into a pub in the UK, so that chap is defo wrong.
How sad is it that you can't draw your own country lmao 🤣
We need more damn national holidays, this crap is unbelievable
that guy Dan interrupting the guest
Bless you Nikki. American's and geography just don't mix.
Hammered grandmas are exponentionally better 😂😂😂
sad how they just dont know any geographics of the world at all
Siriusly, you guys don't know how side address microphones work?
Actually, I think I was the ignorant one here - These look like the Heil Sound PR40, which is a front address microphone.
LMAO
Planes definitely fly straight, and don't tilt the nose down untill decent for landing.
Dan is hilar but also sadly interrupts too much
It’s because he’s the funniest 1 by far
Theres already a sex robot brothel in Texas. 1st/only(known) in the states.
Look it up.
Jesus tits. Any woman who enjoys getting off has messed around with the karma sutra of lithium ion. 10yrs ago I REWIRED a toy I broke during use to get it going again to finish. & it lasted another 8 months. Never underestimate the power of a woman who wants to beat the bean.
Why is it South East?
Why aren't you North West???
Florida was the first place spane landed and from that perspective south america is below that.
well the world maps are distorted on propuse so it would make some sense in a sheet dimensions
Danny Soooodes!
Nikki says the most stock/basic a.a lines. Makes me question her alcoholism. Me being a judgemental alcoholic. I’m a dick for saying this
Dan and Nikki are fuckin,for sure!
Someone tell them that North America isn't named after the USA.. it's sad that the whole Geography discussion is actually smarter then the average two public school Americans level...
Nikki got shit faced twice and quit drinking smh. Everything in moderation guys. Grow up and drink like an adult. There are real alcoholics with real issues out here!! Weed isn't a cure, just a substitute.
Was anyone going to let the host of the show get a word in?
Do they really think South America was named because of where the United States is located? Maybe they don’t know America is actually a continent...
Except the earth is on a tilted axis... our Longitude lines and latitude lines follow that tilt - IE South America is more below us than a non tilted version shows.
Just get a pool boy
There is a right and wrong way to say chihuahua
The last five minutes is cringe.
I wonder how sanitary a female sex robot would be though after the 10th time...
I often wonder how sanitary most of the women's snatches are after the 10th boyfriend.
Guys it’s America
I feel like everyone is talking over Nikki..
We live in the north part
Love how when us irish people go to Boston and we drink half to a full bottle of whiskey in front of Americans and it fascinates them. They drink 2-3 beers and they think they are hammered. Lol you aren't drunk. Ye americans are weird when ye talk about getting drunk
Something about hearing “my maid” was not very attractive. I call them housekeepers. “Maid” is kinda ‘50’s and currently insulting. Nobody has a “maid”, they pay a housekeeper.
I mean I call my slave a maid...he doesn't seem to mind...because he's not allowed an opinion
you are north america ....
Please don't invite Dan EVER AGAIN!
He's so interruptive it's maddening!
Shocking. Nikki just wants to lay there and have the robot do all the work. "OMG when are we gonna get sex robots??" Women have had robots and toys for years. If men get them, then he has a problem lol
The Americas. North and South.
Are all comedians alcoholics?
Who's the hot Robbin
Blue hoodie dude - why.?
uhhh flat maps don't depict a round world only the ones with big slices in them are close to accurate.
I feel as though Russell didn't really fit in here - it was awkward at many parts.. especially when Nikki dared ignore our Russell at 3:34