Bob Saget's Sex Advice - You Up w/ Nikki Glaser

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  • Опубліковано 9 лис 2024

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  • @riogc3257
    @riogc3257 2 роки тому +3

    What a beast! We lost a great one! I grew up watching you 😢 RIP

  • @robertcoleman90
    @robertcoleman90 5 років тому +42

    Bob: *Breathes*
    Nikki: *Dies laughing*

    • @Lollita23
      @Lollita23 5 років тому +3

      Seriously he sounded high af and she was drunk or something😂

    • @justinscobell4961
      @justinscobell4961 5 років тому +7

      She laughs at shit that is not even close to funny. Its really annoying.

    • @varanasiwalks1451
      @varanasiwalks1451 5 років тому

      maybe she's trying to be a good host...?
      or maybe she's nervous, Saget got half of Hollywoods secrets

  • @Bloodyknukelzz
    @Bloodyknukelzz 5 років тому +36

    I feel like Bob doesn’t like Chris lol

  • @cphx9640
    @cphx9640 5 років тому +5

    “I just stand in the corner and wait to eat.” omg andrew 😂

  • @JohnBeeeee
    @JohnBeeeee 5 років тому +67

    Bobbo seems highly "medicated"

    • @Theomite
      @Theomite 5 років тому +2

      I was gonna say "mildly sauced" but I dunno what time it is when they film this.

    • @JohnBeeeee
      @JohnBeeeee 5 років тому +8

      It seems like xanies are part of his balanced breakfast 😋

  • @smoochesTina
    @smoochesTina 5 років тому +8

    Bob: This is my 1st show of the day.
    Me: spits Dew all over my screen.

  • @nobody-r6clipstoshowmyfrie468
    @nobody-r6clipstoshowmyfrie468 2 роки тому +1

    I needed this today. Thank you.

  • @VinnyDoesLife
    @VinnyDoesLife 5 років тому +27

    Holy PILL MILL BOB!!!

  • @ComptweezY
    @ComptweezY 5 років тому +9

    Bob saget is casually hilarious

  • @dannygibson2597
    @dannygibson2597 5 років тому +87

    Is Bob Saget drunk at 7am?

    • @mats7492
      @mats7492 5 років тому +4

      why shouldnt he...

    • @douglassalguero2556
      @douglassalguero2556 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @maclebee1853
      @maclebee1853 5 років тому

      He's not slept correctly for life cause he's a comic and yeah probly permanently drunk, guy

    • @fee8255
      @fee8255 5 років тому

      I am drunk at 5 am. I should of been a 90’s sitcom “star”!

    • @89medic
      @89medic 2 роки тому +2

      Seems more like Xanax

  • @christianburke734
    @christianburke734 5 років тому +2

    I wish we could watch full/all episodes....every upload, i have such a better day every time

  • @northhallbabe13
    @northhallbabe13 2 роки тому +1

    You can tell how much she genuinely loves Bob 💜

  • @tabithaa8
    @tabithaa8 5 років тому +3

    By the sounds of it Bob seems to be feelin real good 😂😂

  • @anthonyd507
    @anthonyd507 5 років тому +8

    I’ve seen Saget live twice. Am I crazy or does he seem stoned? He’s always live WAY more energetic and on point. I think Danny Tanner is stoned. With that said. I’ll never forget how he opened his set the first time I saw him. He walks to the mic. Quietly. And just says. “I’m going to get this answered so we can start the show. For all you wondering. Yes. I fucked kimmy gibbler”. 😂😂

  • @Tinman3187
    @Tinman3187 5 років тому +8

    Good advise from Bob: don't take things from people or you'll end up with a thing in your thing.

  • @puneetantaal9272
    @puneetantaal9272 5 років тому +11

    hold up -- Nikki quickly slid in that she and Chris have hooked up...

    • @damienthomas149
      @damienthomas149 3 роки тому

      @sharon like a quarter of the way through the video she says something like "i hooked up with him, not him" but i think she was saying she hooked up with andrew

  • @dougthemoleman
    @dougthemoleman 5 років тому +10

    Seriously, Bob Saget is one of the most underrated comedians. I checked his rating, it's very under.

  • @scwizzyfilmproduction3306
    @scwizzyfilmproduction3306 2 роки тому +1

    I miss Bob Saget so much

  • @TheJagjr4450
    @TheJagjr4450 5 років тому +10

    Chris - Brush with peroxide - and gargle with -peroxide /water - it will foam and kill the bacteria.

  • @michaelsmith1262
    @michaelsmith1262 5 років тому +13

    Should change the title to Chris monopolized conversation with Bob Saget.

  • @jessica5497
    @jessica5497 5 років тому +8

    Please upload the craig ferguson interview

  • @candynickel
    @candynickel 5 років тому +15

    Is Bob on pills or is he just in .5 video speed?

  • @raaedravo
    @raaedravo 4 роки тому +2

    Chris could tune it down a LOT

  • @EyesOfByes
    @EyesOfByes 5 років тому

    Speaking of sex ed, Bob Saget sounds like *Bob Jizzed* in Swedish 🇸🇪 "Bob har Saggat", "Bob has Jizzed"

  • @Jdizzle0667
    @Jdizzle0667 5 років тому +3

    Bob totally seems like he ate a handful of xanax the day before and is still a little buzzed lol

  • @RobertCoxLV
    @RobertCoxLV 5 років тому +2

    I was literaly thinking about brisk commercials just yesterday. It was cold out from the rain and i'm like recalling the bruce lee claymation "THATS Brrrrisk Baby!" and no one understood me.

    • @desertsage7
      @desertsage7 5 років тому

      I remember. Gen X remembers. :)

    • @RobertCoxLV
      @RobertCoxLV 5 років тому

      @@desertsage7 Yes!! Thank you for the validation haha.

  • @NoobMaster-vk1mr
    @NoobMaster-vk1mr 5 років тому +4

    I learned more from this one video then I ever did in school

  • @askunclebill6151
    @askunclebill6151 5 років тому +16

    All i can think about when I see Bob Saget is Patrice sayin “if you didn’t have kids would you have ever done full house”

    • @scampoli25
      @scampoli25 5 років тому +1

      You think if we sacrifice Nikki and Bob to the comedy gods that we could get Patrice back? Throw in Kevin Hart as a bonus to seal the deal.

  • @mazinsafar
    @mazinsafar 2 роки тому +2

    RIP you great man :(

  • @pawneewatson8933
    @pawneewatson8933 2 роки тому +1

    This hits different after the song she made😂

  • @Dylan-sl3ww
    @Dylan-sl3ww 5 років тому +7

    Can’t believe they got Lil’ Xan Saget on the show!

  • @dougthemoleman
    @dougthemoleman 5 років тому

    Bob Saget has some of my favorite delivery. You like pizza, sushi, salads? You name it, call Bob Saget. You love animals? Bob Saget. You like the Aristocrats? Bob Saget. Deadpan. Livepan. Anykindapanyouwant. Bob Saget.

  • @deshaundozier
    @deshaundozier 5 років тому +5

    Dolled up at 7am. Xan saget

  • @thefaceless8796
    @thefaceless8796 5 років тому +27

    Bob is on alllllllll the pills...... smh

  • @kimmyball4961
    @kimmyball4961 5 років тому +2

    Omg, I'm on here to say the same thing! He's either really drunk or really high!!!

  • @Selvarin
    @Selvarin 2 роки тому +2

    RIP 'Sags'.

  • @tikab
    @tikab 5 років тому +3

    thank you for not eating animals, nikki!

  • @BjEliteGaming
    @BjEliteGaming 2 роки тому +2

    R.I.P Legend 😴

  • @tbomber
    @tbomber 5 років тому +4

    straight to redbox

  • @jeremiahjohnson6971
    @jeremiahjohnson6971 5 років тому +8

    So many people do meth.. litteraly so many more than what people think or statistics tell us...

  • @matthewryan7775
    @matthewryan7775 5 років тому +5

    Holy shit this episode is incredible OH MY GAWD

  • @bluepandaman
    @bluepandaman 5 років тому +1

    Jesus fuck I was not prepared for this. I've never seen Nikki Glaser or her show before, I thought this was going to be some standard bland radio show. The cast and Bob made this a wild ride.

  • @joshisajedi2461
    @joshisajedi2461 5 років тому +5

    I’ve never heard of someone getting a sinus infection from going down on someone. Chris is just a crybaby.

  • @desertsage7
    @desertsage7 5 років тому +1

    Can Anyone find the time-stamp where Saget mentions what Dennis Miller calls him? Or was it Bill Maher?

  • @PepsiFuture
    @PepsiFuture 5 років тому

    lmao at the comments saying how unfunny he was. this dude just rolled out of bed and said he watched the michael jackson doc with a fucking laugh track lmfao

  • @atutor1
    @atutor1 3 роки тому +2

    "tired"

  • @scampoli25
    @scampoli25 5 років тому +12

    Putting Nikki and Bob in a room together is like having a competition to see who’s better at segueing everything into humorless sex jokes

    • @seal869
      @seal869 5 років тому +5

      At least for Saget he's got the Full House cred to make it kinda funny when he gets raunchy (ok, that schtick dried up about 10 years ago but at least it was a thing) whereas Nikki is just a half-assed Amy Schumer who's easier to look at.

    • @jackfarrell7327
      @jackfarrell7327 5 років тому +1

      @@seal869 I thought you meant easier to look at than Bob, to which I would say: how dare you?

    • @thanosdarkseid8695
      @thanosdarkseid8695 5 років тому +2

      scampoli, great damn underrated comment!!! i thought the same thing then looked down saw ya comment, thus why i didn't post it, just liked yours n this comment i love bob hated full house i'm now 4/15 now age 40 js my age as i grew up on full house fuck fuller house ironically loved lauren l on that show big crush now look at her awful damn human being!!!! i hate short comedy central bits man like this and damn the bonfire genius comic big jay oak n dan soder too short clips fuck audio only!!!!!! i like visuals sorry my best comic bill burr the white patrice o'neal as he does sadly audio only damn i look mainly only thursdays for tiger belly podcast love the sloppy lazy chaotic unplanned theme of it all!!! every thursday only pod i look for well tuesdays live with bobby whining kelly i like on tuesdays 7 or 8pm central time here in texas.....and joe rogan live depends on podcast guest though!!! but the rest w visual sorry audio only damnit bill burr i like it visual see expressions they make ya laugh n ya see what others are or they are laughing about!!! oh sorry tuesdays bob kelly pcast live is YKWD podcast (you know what dude) they east coast bust balls big time many all! west coast sensitive pussy comics fear goin on that podcast lol!! once years back fancy iliza schl....inger?.... kinda funny/cute was on could stay an hour absurd excuse to leave lol....she is use to ass kissing la west coast podcasts lol!!! bert was on ykwd pod i missed it years ago think watched it bert crysler cant fuck hold his own but east coast bust balls they ARE LEGIT ALL LIKE ANDREW DICE CLAY ROLLED INTO 1 LOL EVERY PODCAST!.... A BRILLIANT DICE CLAY, COMIC STILL MAN YA GOTTA JUST GET HIM OR MOVE ON PC DAMN FUTURE!!!! UGH SAD KIDS....90'S WERE A GREAT AGE 80'S WHEN WWF WCW WAS JUST FUN NOT A SOAP OPERA TALKIN BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!! ANYWAY STONE RANTING playin FORTNITE NOW............

  • @AyAre1
    @AyAre1 5 років тому

    Great content

  • @sladen3884
    @sladen3884 5 років тому +1

    bob is hiIarious, this was fun :)

  • @Thezuule1
    @Thezuule1 5 років тому +2

    When it comes to drugs I've been around the block but I have never even seen meth. Something that never really caught on here I guess. Our problem is heroin. Tons and tons of heroin.

  • @nattanunsangkasaba8991
    @nattanunsangkasaba8991 5 років тому

    Like avoiding STD, hygiene is very important. But, whatever works

  • @nickdiang
    @nickdiang 5 років тому +1

    Nikki Glaser looks like the Night King from GoT and Barbra Streisand had a baby...

  • @alexia2099
    @alexia2099 5 років тому +1

    Bob took a juge dump on that guy

  • @evannickell5746
    @evannickell5746 5 років тому +1

    he sounds like Stephen Wright

  • @tsmith1646
    @tsmith1646 5 років тому +4

    Sort of cringy. Is it me or was old Bob throwing shade at Chris?

  • @winthorpetrois
    @winthorpetrois 4 роки тому

    1. What's up with the dude ranch?
    2. Nikki is the most hungover-looking sober person I've ever seen.

  • @sterlingforbes3872
    @sterlingforbes3872 5 років тому

    Pretty sure Nikki owns 35 pairs of the same jeans....

  • @Opine_Divine
    @Opine_Divine 5 років тому +4

    I get a yeast infection every time a tobacco user goes down on me or fingers me without washing their hands really well first. I totally get what Chris is talking about. It is such a nuisance.

    • @Opine_Divine
      @Opine_Divine 5 років тому +3

      Jessica J Don't censor yourself, honey. Go ahead and type out the whole word. If you wanna say something, say it, own it baby. That being said, I'm not a whore or a slut for that matter. As a matter of fact, I could use a good dicking. Its been a little while. What I sound like is someone who knows what's going on with their body and comfortable speaking about it.

  • @thatnewguy23
    @thatnewguy23 5 років тому

    I’ve done jaeger and was fine. Mild headache but was fine.

  • @reubenpearson
    @reubenpearson 5 років тому +18

    Can we all stop pretending he's funny?..

    • @reubenpearson
      @reubenpearson 5 років тому +2

      @@PepsiFuture I'm with you on Hart for sure. Dude had tons of drive, but not a great comedian. I was on the hate Dane train for a long time, but watching him on Seguras podcast made me feel guilty about it if I'm being honest 😕

  • @rumerstain12
    @rumerstain12 5 років тому +2

    Every time I watch this show, I think Chris is the biggest lier on the face of the planet

  • @fee8255
    @fee8255 5 років тому +1

    I get cold sores when I drink too much, and my immune system is turned to crap... to all of the other people with herpes like me, you are still loved and appreciated, even though you, as me, carry this horrible virus......just sayin..

  • @what4687
    @what4687 5 років тому

    Yeah

  • @jameslynch2399
    @jameslynch2399 5 років тому

    Holy fuck is he unfunny. I love Nikki, but I made it less than 7 minutes into this video and I feel like I deserve a Purple Heart. Anyone who made it through the whole thing is a goddamn hero.

  • @adamsinger123
    @adamsinger123 5 років тому

    I've been listening to these episodes, but I can't stop
    _watching_ as well--not onlyare the speakers/hosts animated,
    but watching the eyes and reactions of *the folx in the background*
    are hilarious.
    Seriously.
    Watch how they react,
    especially to crude dumb shit
    being said by the guys across that table.

  • @jonathan2416
    @jonathan2416 5 років тому +6

    This dude is drunk

  • @gabrielsilvas7105
    @gabrielsilvas7105 5 років тому

    Yesss!! Fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah neh

  • @ERICtheLATE
    @ERICtheLATE 5 років тому

    So, "It's just lunch" worked for Mr. Saget!

  • @patronsaint4089
    @patronsaint4089 5 років тому +2

    tired bob saget is my jewish great uncle

  • @boldbileg
    @boldbileg 5 років тому +1

    31:45 And she says she doesn't have a butt...

    • @boldbileg
      @boldbileg 5 років тому

      That cameraman knows what I'm talkin' 'bout.

  • @xalahuj
    @xalahuj 5 років тому

    You! Up!

    • @mermaidintherudder
      @mermaidintherudder 5 років тому

      Choosing between giving up performing oral sex or biting his nails, & Chrissy chooses to give up pleasing women.

  • @Mark_1988_
    @Mark_1988_ 5 років тому +1

    Get some Dental Dams Chris

  • @Cho-ray911
    @Cho-ray911 5 років тому

    Shit he is loaded.

  • @everwhat013
    @everwhat013 3 роки тому +1

    bob's face is always swollen looking, like he just woke up-but he's probably an alcoholic.
    nikki always looks like she cries herself to sleep every night. we all know that "been crying my eyes out" look.

  • @XenoTravis
    @XenoTravis 5 років тому

    He should just get his tonsils out. It is such a fast operation now. I bet if the woman cleaned out her vags it wouldn't hurt his throat since the tonsils trap bacteria. But if they hurt that much they definitely need to be removed.

    • @Infiniteeyes13
      @Infiniteeyes13 5 років тому

      Travis Hunt UA-cam PhD idk if u had yours out or not, but it took me 3 wks to eat anything thicker than puréed food after my surgery at age 35 and the pain was pretty terrible. I’m glad I got them out and have been way less sick, but it’s not an easy thing to go through as an adult. Much easier for kids!

  • @britbc4461
    @britbc4461 5 років тому

    Hope the lesbian chef was cat Cora... Very pretty!

  • @wesblanford3024
    @wesblanford3024 4 роки тому

    He is BEYOND fucked up lmao

  • @nativelatinosfooktrump5348
    @nativelatinosfooktrump5348 5 років тому +1

    😝I seen him

  • @AmanBansal
    @AmanBansal 5 років тому

    *It's not always about what you deserve,it is about what you believe.*
    *Watch the full video - Leap Of Faith*
    ua-cam.com/video/JnS_YSQ-Y0Y/v-deo.html

  • @batmanthe
    @batmanthe 5 років тому

    From America's Funniest Home videos and Full House, Bob Saget seems like the most boring person alive IMO. But in interviews he is pretty hilarious.

  • @michaelanderson2385
    @michaelanderson2385 5 років тому +7

    I thought Nikki was super funny when I heard her talking about bjs or something but her endless talking about sex is kinda tiresome.

    • @raanaperry2259
      @raanaperry2259 5 років тому +2

      Michael Anderson its super old

    • @michaelanderson2385
      @michaelanderson2385 5 років тому +1

      @@raanaperry2259 I know I'm way behind lol, just saying that's been my experience with Nikki

  • @datrandompersononyoutube3061
    @datrandompersononyoutube3061 5 років тому

    My daddy danny

  • @CandymanSays
    @CandymanSays 5 років тому +1

    That's so nice of Nikki to look like a over-worked crackhead on the show. To help make #Skeletor Bob look like a million bucks!

  • @robthetimekeeper2423
    @robthetimekeeper2423 5 років тому +2

    Wanted to hear Bob but the other guy made it unwatchable.

  • @ShawnO3258
    @ShawnO3258 5 років тому

    Who is this woman/man ? What a dingle berry she/he is.

  • @andypike1234
    @andypike1234 2 роки тому

    Nikki didn´t sleep like for a week?

  • @villadelirium4453
    @villadelirium4453 5 років тому

    Yawn.

  • @lindaclark5911
    @lindaclark5911 5 років тому

    Dewd with the throat, u must live in a moldy environment& have candida

  • @blazedandconfused477
    @blazedandconfused477 5 років тому

    I had no issues with you before you equated yourself to Louis CK, Nikki. Shame.

  • @harrygibus
    @harrygibus 5 років тому

    When did Bob Saget turn into Michael Wright?

  • @MissStevenSmith
    @MissStevenSmith 5 років тому +1

    Chris Distefano owned Bob Saget, he's so much funnier and quicker!

  • @vin4sin
    @vin4sin 5 років тому

    Years ago I saw Michael Jackson at South Coast Plaza, he was at a boys pants half off sale.

  • @russwhaley2618
    @russwhaley2618 3 роки тому

    Good Lord, Chris really isn't very intelligent is he. He doesn't get soooo many jokes from everybody. Lol Nikki obviously hooked up with him purely on looks...

  • @mandythomas4976
    @mandythomas4976 5 років тому

    Please visit RESCUE ROAD BAND. We don't want money. Only to help bring morality back

  • @tsmith1646
    @tsmith1646 5 років тому +1

    So many fake laughs lol. Poor Bobo

  • @adamkasik764
    @adamkasik764 4 роки тому +1

    OMG I wish there was just Nikki and Bob on this one. So much unnecessary tension between 'Bob and Chris who was so boringly defensive and talked like machine-gun about himself. Arrgh. Idiot,.

  • @clermeil
    @clermeil 5 років тому +1

    Jesus. Nikki is looking BAD here. Is she hungover?

  • @manaswitav2963
    @manaswitav2963 5 років тому +1

    Bob Saget just comes off as a bully here. Not very funny. I know the other chap is making it worse for himself but there's a fine line b/w bullying and taking someone's case. And Bob Saget is on the wrong side of this line.

  • @revfunk8823
    @revfunk8823 5 років тому

    Nikki should have her mouth sewn shut. Hell, she'd probably enjoy that. This has to be the least funny or remotely interesting 30 minutes in human history. They get paid for this???