🟢Fall Asleep to Ricky Gervais Steven Merchant And Karl Pilkington XFM Show Series 2 Episodes 30-33

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  • #rickygervais #stevemerchant #karlpilkington Fall Asleep to Ricky Gervais Steven Merchant And Karl Pilkington XFM Show Series 2 Episodes 30-33
    Gervais and Merchant returned to Xfm in August 2001, after the first series of The Office had been broadcast. However, the earliest surviving radio broadcasts are from November. Xfm brought in Pilkington as producer.[8] The show was originally just billed as Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, and Karl's presence was not acknowledged on posters and other advertisements. Gervais and Merchant would speak to Karl about his thoughts on whatever they were talking about. In 2003 Pilkington was officially added to advertisements for the show as over the years Karl's role on the show became more prominent as Ricky and Steve were finding more amusement with his views and personal life. As the producer, Karl had input with features such as Rockbusters, Songs of Phrase, Do We Need 'em, Knob News, Cheeky Freak of the Week, Monkey News and Educating Ricky. Their last show for XFM aired on 2 July 2005, after which they chose to switch the show's format from radio to podcasting.
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  • @chrishumpherson2901
    @chrishumpherson2901 9 місяців тому +109

    My uncle is a solicitor for productions at Sky and he said he just recently had a contract to mock up between Sky and Ricky Gervais. He said it was a new show with Ricky Steve and Karl and they were going to travel to the seven wonders again but with all 3 of them… it had all the green lights from RSK but they were struggling to get this one producer to sign the contract at Sky…. He only wanted to meet up in a dark room for some reason so my uncle went to this office in London to get it signed finally…. He went into the room.. there was a dark figure standing there looking over the city but couldnt quite see it properly… there was a desk in the middle of the dark room.. he walked over to the desk and placed it on the desk and asked the figure to sign it….. suddenly this hairy hand signed the contract “Marty” my uncle looked up….. little monkey there holding a fountain pen

  • @broganjones6204
    @broganjones6204 2 роки тому +151

    This is definitely hearsay, but I have a friend who knew some assistant that worked on a few Ricky and Steve projects, years ago. It recently came up in conversation, and my friend heard this pretty surprising story that I definitely hadn’t heard when he passed it on to me.
    It’s not recent, in fact it was around Life’s Too Short time, either just before or just after the series aired. Ricky, Steve, and a producer (and the assistant, the source of this story) were travelling back to their hotel in a limo after some awards event. Basically they got into an argument about future projects (maybe Ricky floated the idea of an Office follow-up before the Brent film idea was finalised?). It got pretty heated and Steve kind of slammed his fist against the wall. But he hit that button that lowers the window between the driver and the passengers. Everyone kind of naturally looked through the now-open window: little monkey fella sat behind the wheel.

    • @michaelgarman5569
      @michaelgarman5569 2 роки тому +26

      You realed me in 🤣🤣

    • @ianinkster2261
      @ianinkster2261 2 роки тому +13

      This story is the Karl equivalent of a legal high

    • @PaddyRoon7
      @PaddyRoon7 2 роки тому +15

      Mate don't just copy paste the top rated post of all time from the subreddit... who are you, Chris Moyles?

    • @Paddy.C
      @Paddy.C 2 роки тому

      It's been done many times before.
      The best one I saw was a couple of years ago, and started out by claiming to have the real reason that Ricky and Steve stopped working together.
      That really peaked people's interest, and got loads of likes.
      Granted, it hadn't gotten as passé back then as it is now.

    • @burdbrain1598
      @burdbrain1598 2 роки тому +5

      LOL, fucking brilliant. I thought this was some real gossip.

  • @shakmanceljames9336
    @shakmanceljames9336 7 місяців тому +7

    Steve and Karl going at each other is so funny, Steve gets so rattled every time 😂😂😂

    • @MrPlum1282
      @MrPlum1282 2 місяці тому

      Steve’s a bit of a prick imo

  • @kylemurray8862
    @kylemurray8862 Рік тому +31

    You cant fall asleep to this.... its too funny.

    • @tonytucker7359
      @tonytucker7359 10 місяців тому

      @kylemurray8 it’s shite and great for sending one to sleep it’s so Edinburgh complete shite obviously cashing in on the😢fame proper shite goodbye tramadol hello twats

  • @nflynn
    @nflynn Рік тому +5

    16:00 pure genius

  • @turnski
    @turnski 2 роки тому +13

    16 mins in, "ripped tennis ball" 🤣🤣 I'm dying 🤦‍♂️🤣

    • @turnski
      @turnski 2 роки тому +2

      @Pugna with laughter 🤦‍♂️ surely you realised that 🤷‍♂️🙃

  • @elliotthyde5623
    @elliotthyde5623 2 роки тому +21

    When told Karl to say the answer he got right on the quiz.
    I do wanted the answer to be EGG.

  • @lauramichelle1767
    @lauramichelle1767 2 роки тому +60

    I am so jealous of anyone who got to see Karl and the burgers on the webcam 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ofrenic
      @ofrenic 2 роки тому +9

      Im pretty sure the webcam was a photo updated every 30 sec or so instead of a video. I dont know which would be funnier

    • @lauramichelle1767
      @lauramichelle1767 Рік тому +4

      @@ofrenic hahaha yeah I would pay to see those webcam pics 🤣🤣

    • @rodmiester6959
      @rodmiester6959 Рік тому +1

      @@lauramichelle1767 rts:t5

    • @lauramichelle1767
      @lauramichelle1767 Рік тому +1

      @@rodmiester6959 what

    • @rodmiester6959
      @rodmiester6959 Рік тому

      Eeree trerttr😮r😮rrttrrrrr😮trrrrtrr trrrrt😮ew😮

  • @tonytucker7359
    @tonytucker7359 10 місяців тому +3

    Thanks so much for the post for years I’ve been afflicted by insomnia while I was channel hopping on utube I found this next thing I know it was morning thank you so much I’m totally indebted to you

    • @user-oo5wh5qr4r
      @user-oo5wh5qr4r 8 місяців тому

      Glad to hear your better but how can you fall asleep to this gripping conversation

  • @oliviastray1492
    @oliviastray1492 8 місяців тому +4

    Usually this helps me sleep, but I find myself after a 12.5 hr night shift giggling 2 hours later. I really need to get some sleep! Maybe I should try whale noises lol

  • @fellatiacumbucket3212
    @fellatiacumbucket3212 7 місяців тому

    'In a jar?' always gets me lol

  • @jackiesmith5886
    @jackiesmith5886 11 місяців тому +2

    How can anyone fall asleep with Ricky going off on Carl all the time.?

  • @vagenr79
    @vagenr79 2 роки тому +13

    Signed Kevin Spacey DVD.....Ebay goldmine 🤑

  • @user-mt4ku7jw1y
    @user-mt4ku7jw1y 2 роки тому +13

    Tinging its way up the tube

  • @tyroon81
    @tyroon81 2 роки тому +29

    Minge, has to be one of the top ten words in the English language😁👏👏

    • @man-a-head
      @man-a-head 2 роки тому +7

      Melted Welly

    • @krissmith7
      @krissmith7 2 роки тому +7

      Clunge is up there

    • @VideosCPS
      @VideosCPS 2 роки тому +4

      Never whinge about the minge.

    • @jaybrucker1234
      @jaybrucker1234 2 роки тому +2

      I'm from the U.S. and never knew that minge was a name for the V until I heard these podcasts. However it amazed me learn that Fanny was an offensive term for the V also, in America it means an butt.

    • @commentingpausedtoprotectus
      @commentingpausedtoprotectus 2 роки тому

      @@jaybrucker1234 you can type vagina mate, don't have to type V 🤣 a capital v at that.

  • @yvonnefuellemann9262
    @yvonnefuellemann9262 9 місяців тому +6

    Still lovin’ this in 2023

    • @tonytucker7359
      @tonytucker7359 8 місяців тому

      @yvonnefuellemann I realise comedy is subjective however I find this predictable and just not funny even comedians can’t be funny all the time

  • @wetkneehouston6293
    @wetkneehouston6293 2 роки тому +25

    The burger bit had me dying in bed

    • @ianinkster2261
      @ianinkster2261 2 роки тому +1

      I'll never be able to listen to REM again

  • @ankitkumar-ez8ff
    @ankitkumar-ez8ff 9 місяців тому +1

    "Telescope, even the telescope"? Lmao

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 2 роки тому +14

    Karl genuinely can not understand why the invention/discovery of computing, physics, gravity and other scientific milestones is more important to humanity than brush-flippers for cats.
    Let that sink in.

    • @crisstryna_mma1622
      @crisstryna_mma1622 2 роки тому +2

      Brush flippers? You mean clearing up the floor slippers???

    • @PaddyRoon7
      @PaddyRoon7 2 роки тому +1

      @@crisstryna_mma1622 aye, whatever you wanna call them

    • @crisstryna_mma1622
      @crisstryna_mma1622 2 роки тому +2

      @@PaddyRoon7 copyright 👍

    • @HeretixAevum
      @HeretixAevum 2 роки тому +3

      I also find it funny that he thinks we went from having no computers to having modern silicone based microprocessors. There's some significant missing history there

    • @Christoff070
      @Christoff070 Рік тому +1

      @@HeretixAevum aye, twas aliens

  • @martinc12
    @martinc12 2 роки тому +6

    1:40:16 i reckon karl was about to say Steve could have stood up in the water

  • @Itsyowboiiiiiiiuu
    @Itsyowboiiiiiiiuu Рік тому +5

    I live in Wales and completely agree with Karl 🤣

    • @tonytucker7359
      @tonytucker7359 10 місяців тому +1

      Littlebopee leeks and having relationships with sheep then

    • @Itsyowboiiiiiiiuu
      @Itsyowboiiiiiiiuu 10 місяців тому

      @@tonytucker7359 can't find my sheep 😂

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 2 роки тому +13

    "Let's give the prize to - Mitchell Sterling! Who has got... some of the answers right."

  • @delj3875
    @delj3875 8 місяців тому +2

    This happened to me when i was a kid this person came to door and sold a commodore or a spectrum computer and my parents put it away for my xmas or birthday and i tried it and it never worked , it was the local person that would come to door and sell things so anyway it was not working and we got hold of person next time he came to door and he said it needed a "ram pack from a shop in town "tandy ' or whatever the shop it was maybe woolworths . On the way to the shop in town we bumped into the person that sold us it and he was like yeah its just round the corner . The shop never sold a ram pack or memory pack he must of just made up a area he stayed at and we hapoened to bump into him out side the so called shop that sold the ram pack .... whats starange is the story is similar to karls . I remember being so disappointed

    • @joedent3323
      @joedent3323 Місяць тому

      Was the "Man" who sold it to you stood permanently in shadow - short, but with long arms? Little Monkey fella.

  • @ericamango
    @ericamango 2 роки тому +10

    How the fuck was he 30 here. Fuck I am old 🙈

  • @ShadyPlatinum777
    @ShadyPlatinum777 11 місяців тому

    first time I noticed Ricky’s duck joke 😂 39:25

  • @stuartstretton6894
    @stuartstretton6894 9 місяців тому +3

    HILARIOUS 😂 Steve calling Karl A LOSER😂😂 Steve mate,that's rich coming from someone who doesn't even have a girlfriend 😂 You LOSS Merchant 😂😂 What a goon!!😂 This has made my day 💯👍

    • @unzicek
      @unzicek 8 місяців тому +2

      Get laid.

    • @Dreamskater100
      @Dreamskater100 6 місяців тому

      I see what you mean, more so around the time this was recorded. Now he's with Mircea Eliade, actress ad model.

    • @stuartstretton6894
      @stuartstretton6894 6 місяців тому

      @@Dreamskater100 Cheers 👍 I'm going to have a nose online lol.

    • @Dreamskater100
      @Dreamskater100 6 місяців тому

      May as well! @@stuartstretton6894

    • @Dreamskater100
      @Dreamskater100 6 місяців тому

      I meant 'and' not 'ad'!

  • @RealfishingNL
    @RealfishingNL Рік тому +2

    About the cat operation for 5k. Doesnt matter if u have the money or not. I ate dry crackers for 2 months so i can pay for my cat operation.

  • @molagsballs
    @molagsballs 2 роки тому +32

    youve got tea all over the worlds smallest man

  • @Davidjagoartist
    @Davidjagoartist 11 місяців тому +5

    I wish Ricky had set up a camera to film Karl watching Freaks

  • @JeffRoganFM
    @JeffRoganFM Рік тому +1

    My auntie had wind for five minutes

  • @PeachTristan
    @PeachTristan Рік тому +1

    did KP ever write that article on monkeys for the magazine?

  • @livejts3301
    @livejts3301 Рік тому +3

    ...one of these prizes was a signed Kevin Spacey dvd... whats that worth today ?

    • @YouSmokeChed
      @YouSmokeChed 10 місяців тому +1

      Not guilty now somehow

  • @camerongriffiths8875
    @camerongriffiths8875 Рік тому +2

    The signed dvd by Kevin Spacey wouldn’t have aged well…

    • @MrThorls
      @MrThorls 10 місяців тому

      This comment of yours didn’t age well either

  • @JeffRoganFM
    @JeffRoganFM Рік тому +4

    Have you ever seen an old man eat a maaaaaaars bar?

  • @genetenz
    @genetenz 2 роки тому +1

    1:38 winds were bad in the seventies
    18:00

  • @thejacal2704
    @thejacal2704 2 роки тому +9

    3:18:27
    One of the best wheeze laughs Ricky has ever done.
    This, along with 'Square Tins' and 'Get your knickers off'.

  • @loopstationyt
    @loopstationyt Рік тому

    Best of Bob Marley

  • @PeachTristan
    @PeachTristan 2 роки тому +9

    The bad wind in the 70's

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 2 роки тому +10

    "I can't do this either."
    the defeat in his voice is so perfect.

  • @mrbiker1294
    @mrbiker1294 Рік тому +5

    Karl deserves everything he gets off Steve and vis versa

  • @KeithH02
    @KeithH02 2 роки тому +4

    how can I download this as an mp3 file ? my commute will fly by, listening to this !! Brilliant

    • @deloford
      @deloford 2 роки тому +1

      Bit torrent

    • @KeithH02
      @KeithH02 2 роки тому

      @@deloford I'd forgotten they would be on there !! thank you my friend

    • @loopstationyt
      @loopstationyt Рік тому

      It’s on Spotify too 💜

  • @rooksdoubleohseven9919
    @rooksdoubleohseven9919 2 роки тому +4

    "I don't want to lose a tenner"

  • @roytomas8743
    @roytomas8743 Рік тому

    4 toilets....I'm dying...lol

  • @crisstryna_mma1622
    @crisstryna_mma1622 2 роки тому +22

    Scrimpton, if you get my drift..... Alright.

    • @MrShredtilldead
      @MrShredtilldead 2 роки тому +10

      Cranbruly

    • @ianinkster2261
      @ianinkster2261 2 роки тому +5

      @@MrShredtilldead These are both the places where Jo Biden grew up.

    • @crisstryna_mma1622
      @crisstryna_mma1622 2 роки тому

      @@ianinkster2261 I'm English and I am working on proving these fake news places don't exist. I can't be sure cause I mean they sound real? Scrimptonshire? I think I'm full Scrimpton on my father's side!!!

    • @ianinkster2261
      @ianinkster2261 2 роки тому +3

      @@crisstryna_mma1622 Stick the record player on, stop the shenenigans.

    • @crisstryna_mma1622
      @crisstryna_mma1622 2 роки тому

      @@ianinkster2261 have you got a ruler 📏 👀

  • @jaybrucker1234
    @jaybrucker1234 2 роки тому +14

    Crush grapes

  • @jaybrucker1234
    @jaybrucker1234 2 роки тому +10

    A 🐎 ina 🏠

  • @ThePontiacBandit911
    @ThePontiacBandit911 Рік тому

    10:58 But Steve clearly said ‘player-manager’, so it’s not like Alex Ferguson.

  • @The_HouStoner
    @The_HouStoner 2 роки тому +3

    Where’s your church? where’s your mayor?

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 Рік тому +7

    3:41:40 this has to be the angriest Ricky has ever gotten during the show lmao

    • @rachelpayne4583
      @rachelpayne4583 Рік тому +8

      No! It’s got to be the chimps typing Shakespeare/ infinity argument 😅

    • @PaddyRoon7
      @PaddyRoon7 Рік тому +2

      @@rachelpayne4583 lmao, or the fella with an ear infection getting a knobectomy

  • @livejts3301
    @livejts3301 Рік тому

    Funniest one the food record attempts!! Ricky yelling "COME ON!!!"

  • @YouSmokeChed
    @YouSmokeChed 10 місяців тому +1

    Karl going at Steve always baffles me has he looked in a mirror ?

  • @conorkennedy3304
    @conorkennedy3304 11 місяців тому

    The Auntie Nora story snuck up on me.

  • @irreverend_
    @irreverend_ 8 місяців тому

    Very much the cat

  • @Steviebav
    @Steviebav 2 роки тому +5

    Night

  • @ryannoble4789
    @ryannoble4789 Рік тому +23

    Steve and Ricky have the passive aggressive bullying down to a tea, no wonder they no longer talk

    • @kyleronan749
      @kyleronan749 Рік тому

      2:53:40

    • @peachesandpoets
      @peachesandpoets Рік тому +15

      Thank God the show came out when it did. This generation, or rather the audience of today no matter their generation, would have whinged about them over all sorts.. bullying, Karls homophobia, etc. Everyone wants to have a whinge these days instead of just turning the dial so to speak.

    • @tommyreazy
      @tommyreazy 11 місяців тому +2

      *tee

    • @ChildishBrandino20
      @ChildishBrandino20 10 місяців тому

      Nothing about it is passive

  • @joedent3323
    @joedent3323 Місяць тому

    1:58:45

  • @the-np4mr
    @the-np4mr Рік тому +1

    There's this hare Chinese kid

  • @TheVeiledCollective
    @TheVeiledCollective Рік тому +1

    Minge.
    Play a record.

  • @james88er97
    @james88er97 2 роки тому +1

    Call was sooo woke the toilet talk

  • @Jakei
    @Jakei Рік тому

    Gn my people

  • @DBriddo
    @DBriddo 11 місяців тому

    Tetraplegic is all four limbs, paraplegic is legs.

  • @mariaalejandra5787
    @mariaalejandra5787 Рік тому

    1:16:40 😂

  • @matthewvido3902
    @matthewvido3902 3 місяці тому

    1:03:17

  • @thepontiacbandit7874
    @thepontiacbandit7874 Рік тому +2

    31:20 Karl’s parents went on holiday without him when he was only 5?! 😳

    • @chellebrown6677
      @chellebrown6677 Рік тому

      Ha ha and the Ross's left the cat on him when they went out so who was watching karl really the angry cat????

  • @SuperLisalis
    @SuperLisalis 2 роки тому

    Adams Apple may just give a little clue to you!!

  • @elleo9920
    @elleo9920 Рік тому

    I'd say Rickys big mouth would have held more burgers, god that bit was so uncomfortable 😬 Ricky and Steve nag him into stuff but would never dare do it themselves

  • @foxfour3683
    @foxfour3683 3 місяці тому

    All I hear is Wheatley..

  • @jonnysupreme
    @jonnysupreme 2 роки тому

    All'rite?

  • @possessedslig
    @possessedslig 4 місяці тому

    Might get blown into the road an tha'

  • @DaleTheGrinder
    @DaleTheGrinder Рік тому

    1:23:00 this whole section is very relevant to today.

  • @the-np4mr
    @the-np4mr Рік тому

    Holy based karl lmfao

  • @russellbridges9779
    @russellbridges9779 Рік тому +1

    auntie norahs ripped up tennis ball 🎾 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

  • @user-zb7no8cn7i
    @user-zb7no8cn7i 5 місяців тому

    “In the name of God”? Really Ricky? Whose God?

  • @michelereddicliff307
    @michelereddicliff307 2 роки тому

    U no but

  • @futurefreak8789
    @futurefreak8789 Рік тому

    Laughing at the Scottish Album ffs..The best Bands come from Scotland

    • @bc86tbl
      @bc86tbl 9 місяців тому

      Fiddle rock lol

  • @dmc6262
    @dmc6262 9 місяців тому

    .

  • @thepontiacbandit7874
    @thepontiacbandit7874 Рік тому +2

    17:14 Man alive! Karl’s homophobia is just off the scale. 🤯

  • @kirstenferguson8204
    @kirstenferguson8204 2 роки тому

    Holy Moly 🤣🤣🤣 I just wanna adopt Karl if I was sitting next 2 a woman freak who can eat wif her feet & she wisny hungry I wid b more inclined 2 u Steve 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I'm sore laffing

  • @tortoise704
    @tortoise704 2 роки тому +1

    This has aged wwll

  • @user-zb7no8cn7i
    @user-zb7no8cn7i 5 місяців тому

    Steven Merchant . You’re not funny. Copying Peter Kay re the 8yr olds sliding on their knees. Why? Bartitsvah?? Really? Pillock. That’s crude but not funny.
    Karl - on some kind of spectrum - but sometimes quite amusing.
    Now, Ricky, I like. He has talent. At first he comes across as a right prat but actually I think he’s okay.