Sex Is Way More Convenient When You’re Famous - You Up w/ Nikki Glaser

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

КОМЕНТАРІ • 150

  • @lancedockter9555
    @lancedockter9555 5 років тому +36

    "I'm like a golden retriever who hasn't seen his owner after he's been at war...." F-ing hilarious.

    • @Therealmcdoc
      @Therealmcdoc 4 роки тому

      Jepp. And I'd love to be on the recieving/giving end :-D

  • @tritone11
    @tritone11 3 роки тому +5

    The golden retriever joke had me holding my stomach laughing🤣

  • @juniastainbank2920
    @juniastainbank2920 5 років тому +30

    "She's seen things." "Like Malala?" - That cracked me up.

  • @angiefor2
    @angiefor2 4 роки тому +3

    i’m cracking the fuck up “she’s ..she’s seen things” “like malala?”

  • @brettaminer777
    @brettaminer777 4 роки тому +1

    Well I’m only half way through stoned n love it u meet and talk to all the greatest people

  • @s-c7138
    @s-c7138 5 років тому +5

    I love thr off air part with Andrew. Give us more of that ! :)

  • @jujitsujew23
    @jujitsujew23 2 роки тому +1

    great to see the origin of this joke on her new standup special

  • @avjake
    @avjake 5 років тому +1

    Thanks for the shout out - Anon

  • @puneetantaal9272
    @puneetantaal9272 5 років тому +3

    10:54 perfect setup for a joke

  • @brettaminer777
    @brettaminer777 4 роки тому

    I can’t believe she mentioned pretty litter. IM DYINGGGG! Omg

  • @raysarte5816
    @raysarte5816 5 років тому +10

    Ok I can't listen to this at work.😂😄
    I do enjoy the show though

    •  5 років тому

      Same here bro. I'm at work and wish i could give this a listen while I do paperwork lol

  • @zakr7631
    @zakr7631 5 років тому +11

    Comedy central apologize to Avi Yemini

  • @jameslynch2399
    @jameslynch2399 5 років тому +6

    I'm with Nikki on this one. Kissing someone after they've gone down on you is hot.

  • @eggmorp5326
    @eggmorp5326 5 років тому +46

    Clear soup, isn't that just boiled water

    • @mhp9868
      @mhp9868 5 років тому

      with flavor

    • @InzimpalaGameFarm
      @InzimpalaGameFarm 5 років тому

      It's not

    • @dalekelly7639
      @dalekelly7639 5 років тому

      Broth

    • @crudkick
      @crudkick 5 років тому

      Any soup you can see through, chili and chowder are not clear, chicken noodle and ramen are clear

    • @Wanker527
      @Wanker527 3 роки тому

      @@crudkick I don’t think you understand what the word “clear” means.

  • @josephscarborough8888
    @josephscarborough8888 5 років тому +16

    Is this show stealing jokes from itself?

  • @domdittyful
    @domdittyful 5 років тому +3

    18:56 Just watch the black chick in the back for a while. She got so interested all of a sudden. LOL

  • @Alex-ie6kz
    @Alex-ie6kz 4 роки тому

    That laugh

    • @tritone11
      @tritone11 3 роки тому

      Karen on the right? Yah😬

  • @TriggyGMT
    @TriggyGMT 5 років тому +1

    This episode of the show right here had a lingering smell throughout

  • @jackmcdaniel1548
    @jackmcdaniel1548 5 років тому +8

    Benjamin Franklin said fart proudly. It's unfair to deprive your fellow airline passengers of the benefit of an eye-watering fart. 😁

    • @SRosenberg203
      @SRosenberg203 5 років тому

      And it's not like anyone on that plane gives a shit about your comfort or wellbeing, so why should you care about theirs?

  • @WoodstockTBL
    @WoodstockTBL 5 років тому

    This is the greatest podcast ever...

  • @nickca6104
    @nickca6104 5 років тому +2

    When Britney Spears is Joey from friends...

  • @7g6f5e4d3c2b1a
    @7g6f5e4d3c2b1a 5 років тому +11

    *MOAR BONFIRE!!!*

    • @cmsmith1031
      @cmsmith1031 5 років тому +1

      Imight Realperson I think the point is for CC to promote Bonfire more. It’s clearly the superior show, but it’s 2019 so they have to put their support behind the *minority. * because white women are actually the most privileged people in America. Everything white men have, they have with the added benefit of sympathy from the courts, and actual legal privilege. There is no law that puts a white Man over anyone. There are laws putting women over men.

    • @7g6f5e4d3c2b1a
      @7g6f5e4d3c2b1a 5 років тому

      @Imight Realperson I listen to The Bonfire on Sirius XM every Monday - Thursday. THEN I watch them via UA-cam everyday because I support this show on all platforms. #CrackleCrackle

  • @mike77588
    @mike77588 5 років тому

    Genius! :)

  • @anonymousstrangeness7348
    @anonymousstrangeness7348 5 років тому +11

    This is fascinating, yet profoundly disturbing

  • @samanthadecoster5642
    @samanthadecoster5642 5 років тому +1

    How do you get tickets for los angles show, it’s on my birthday and I really want to go

  • @fresh_fit_chef4296
    @fresh_fit_chef4296 5 років тому +2

    my fav is after spin class!!! please babe get me those yoga pants for later!!!

  • @AbyssalMelody
    @AbyssalMelody 5 років тому +2

    Ignore the haters, good content. Keep it up :)

  • @unicornivoredarko904
    @unicornivoredarko904 5 років тому +1

    She's definitely NOT talking about a friend, since she fully describes the same scenario as her own 2 day pre-anal prep in one of her earlier pro-anal conversations on You Up. Don't remember episode # but it was within the last 9months to a year max. She also described giving herself like 3 enemas as prep, over the 2 days, too lol.

  • @robert-maxbob
    @robert-maxbob 4 роки тому

    When you say it like that Asshole. Hehe
    The oxygen masks fall down on the plane when you fart.
    Your farts wake you up.
    Hilarious!!! Very good episode, funny ladies.

  • @DocJamesH
    @DocJamesH 5 років тому +23

    I know none of these people.

    • @janeenerbaneener
      @janeenerbaneener 5 років тому +1

      And yet you felt the need to comment. I bet there are a lot of people you don't know, so maybe there's no need to let everybody know when that comes up.

    • @DocJamesH
      @DocJamesH 5 років тому +1

      @@janeenerbaneener title

    • @cmsmith1031
      @cmsmith1031 5 років тому +1

      J F Damn, you felt real good writing this comment didn’t you? Lol

    • @janeenerbaneener
      @janeenerbaneener 5 років тому +1

      @@DocJamesH "famous" doesn't mean known to every human

    • @Not_what_it_used_to_be
      @Not_what_it_used_to_be 5 років тому

      J F yet this comment is displayed, at least for me, at the top of the comment section with a significant number of likes. Clearly what he said here has some sort of significance. I’d say that makes it a worthwhile statement.

  • @fartist123
    @fartist123 5 років тому +1

    Was the movie "Zootopia" just a play on the idea that we keep our animal side secret? Is Will Sasso really Alex Jones? To be attractive means to effectively attract attention.

  • @whosasking209
    @whosasking209 5 років тому +3

    Im so in love with her

  • @urgetodrive
    @urgetodrive 5 років тому +1

    When did Myka's stonewashed jeans come back into style?

  • @just-Banks
    @just-Banks 5 років тому

    19:18 Really? You just let that go by?

  • @tosvus
    @tosvus 5 років тому

    I drink 6 bottles of Coke Zero a day, with loads of aspartame, and have no issues with farting, and the few I have don't smell...

  • @LadySpace_888
    @LadySpace_888 4 роки тому

    Kerryn is so full of herself but she looks like Ace Frehley without the KISS makeup.

  • @mikehaun6411
    @mikehaun6411 5 років тому +1

    My ex-wife is 13 years older than me we hooked up when I was 15

  • @betpow
    @betpow 4 роки тому

    SSRI's will do that

  • @menochavez4799
    @menochavez4799 5 років тому +1

    4real I didn't know this existed

  • @gowthamsiddarth20
    @gowthamsiddarth20 5 років тому +1

    *The first 5 minutes had nothing to do with the title...*

  • @Romanticoutlaw
    @Romanticoutlaw 5 років тому +4

    I don't know how people in the comments are remotely surprised by comedy central content being unfunny and needlessly crass

  • @knaball
    @knaball 5 років тому

    Is that Fran Drescher...

  • @clermeil
    @clermeil 5 років тому +2

    Look at the dame on the left, in the white sweater, TAKE OFFENSE when the good-time broad came in late and asked if she was sitting on the "...hot girls side of the table." 7:23

  • @DoffanShadow
    @DoffanShadow 5 років тому

    The extra gas produced by chewing gum probably doesn't have anything to do with aspartame, but rather the processing of the sugar alcohols by your gut flora.

    • @humbuccaneer84
      @humbuccaneer84 5 років тому

      make me wonder why they call it flora. that individual probably loved to smell his own shit.

  • @geoman51270
    @geoman51270 5 років тому

    Methane on the membrane.

  • @geoman51270
    @geoman51270 5 років тому

    How about today?

  • @mesohano9477
    @mesohano9477 4 роки тому

    Warm bass

  • @gerbmcnuggets5466
    @gerbmcnuggets5466 5 років тому +13

    I like Nikki better when she was Edward Norton (pre-op) what a shame.

  • @7solseven
    @7solseven 5 років тому +4

    Kerryn Feehan #Snack #GuiltyPleasure

    • @loskeekees6
      @loskeekees6 5 років тому

      Dude just saw a set of her’s online fuck i couldnt get enough

  • @fresh_fit_chef4296
    @fresh_fit_chef4296 5 років тому +1

    i take Zoloft!!! you can go hrs...

  • @uhrtisohr
    @uhrtisohr 5 років тому

    Am i a asshole for waking people up while they're sleeping on a flight??

  • @globaldigitaldirectsubsidi4493
    @globaldigitaldirectsubsidi4493 5 років тому +2

    These didn't protect the inner child.

  • @kiaibi
    @kiaibi 3 роки тому

    Kerryn's like a super hot Roseanne

  • @geoman51270
    @geoman51270 5 років тому

    What's stopping ya?

  • @geoman51270
    @geoman51270 5 років тому

    Passer by.

  • @taylormademyself89
    @taylormademyself89 5 років тому +6

    Not matter if famous or not sex is always good atleast if u know wat ur doing lol

  • @BrokenArrowsInc
    @BrokenArrowsInc 5 років тому +3

    That laugh is so fake/annoying.

  • @ninarenee2263
    @ninarenee2263 5 років тому +2

    U just have to take a dump and clean it real good that's it u don't have to fast

    • @yuletide1751
      @yuletide1751 3 роки тому

      And the guy will never pull out a treat?

  • @susanv1596
    @susanv1596 5 років тому +1

    The phoney laughter is so annoying.

  • @garrettsworrldd
    @garrettsworrldd 5 років тому

    If I sang you some songs would you fly me out? :-)

    • @garrettsworrldd
      @garrettsworrldd 5 років тому

      Imight Realperson okay how do I go about this

    • @garrettsworrldd
      @garrettsworrldd 5 років тому

      Imight Realperson say no more! Orreezy1@gmail.com 🙂

  • @qaaxz
    @qaaxz 5 років тому +1

    This wasn’t really funny. Kinda bearable tho

    • @garrettsworrldd
      @garrettsworrldd 5 років тому

      You didn’t laugh when the girl said her ass tastes like iron ore?

  • @ivangotyokes
    @ivangotyokes 5 років тому +2

    The title of this video has NOTHING to do with the actual content....

  • @aap71
    @aap71 5 років тому

    BULLSHIT 16:30 nikki knows damn well who told the britney spears story: it was her former podcast partner dan st. germain. she just gets petty and doesn't want to admit it or say his name now.

  • @Aaron4Prez720
    @Aaron4Prez720 5 років тому

    Why do you believe you have the power to determine who can and cannot enter our country?

  • @mericasleepsa5887
    @mericasleepsa5887 4 роки тому

    Videos are wayyy too long

  • @Hangrid1
    @Hangrid1 5 років тому

    The show is call, Sex AND the city, not sex in the city, USA have serious mandela effect about pop culture.

  • @yuletide1751
    @yuletide1751 3 роки тому

    I just want the top I don't wanna pipe

  • @yahyaibrahim2947
    @yahyaibrahim2947 5 років тому

    what kinda silly topic to talk about farts , really ? have you ran out of material ? what a culture !

  • @samwoodward4794
    @samwoodward4794 5 років тому

    Jim Jeffries

    • @Great-Tiger
      @Great-Tiger 5 років тому +1

      Look up Avi Yemini exposing that P.O.S.

    • @kendossendos9300
      @kendossendos9300 5 років тому

      Jim Jeffries is the man! So funny.

  • @CaRl12356789
    @CaRl12356789 5 років тому

    Wtf is this?

  • @kealsta
    @kealsta 5 років тому

    Kerryn...for the love a christ...move that hair outta the way.

  • @luigibigtime8774
    @luigibigtime8774 5 років тому +1

    Stay away from fart material Nikki...

  • @VeriTasered
    @VeriTasered 5 років тому +1

    it's just smelly gas. take a lesson from YMH and get over it. dance like a dervish and fart w/reckless abandon

  • @JP-vb4ky
    @JP-vb4ky 5 років тому +3

    Communist Central

    • @skyclimber7
      @skyclimber7 5 років тому

      what!? you must think everything is communist...lol you vote for trump? cause that's as close to Comunist as you can get. lol

    • @MeanOldLady
      @MeanOldLady 5 років тому

      @@skyclimber7 - Oh look, yet another worthless video game addict who has no solid grasp on reality as usual.

  • @anonpls809
    @anonpls809 5 років тому

  • @newyork5165
    @newyork5165 5 років тому

    Wow, heard bonfire talking about this show so figured it's probably good. It's not. It's horribly unfunny.

  • @mariaaamirkhan9582
    @mariaaamirkhan9582 5 років тому +2

    The Ramadan joke isn't funny. If you thought you were being funny you weren't. It was making fun of a religious thing, it's a sacred month for muslims and a very sacred.

    • @justinpipes85
      @justinpipes85 5 років тому +3

      Fuck all religions. Keep your imaginary friends to yourself.

    • @alikool0001
      @alikool0001 5 років тому +2

      Get a life bro

    • @mariaaamirkhan9582
      @mariaaamirkhan9582 5 років тому +1

      My religion is definitely not threatened by these lame jokes but the thing is they are here to put a smile on people's faces not hurt their feelings. Every religion is respectable and we should keep that in mind.

    • @B0001-t4z
      @B0001-t4z 5 років тому +1

      Oh come on ... It's bit OTT but nevertheless funny. Definitely not offended by it as a Muslim lol .. time it on Ramadan you know 😂🤣... Levels to this dark creativity

    • @mariaaamirkhan9582
      @mariaaamirkhan9582 5 років тому +1

      @Imight Realperson the proof of stupid people is that they consider everyone else stupid

  • @jameslynch2399
    @jameslynch2399 5 років тому +14

    I'm with Nikki on this one. Kissing someone after they've gone down on you is hot.

    • @TheLadyDelirium
      @TheLadyDelirium 5 років тому +2

      @clint michels I'm not into it. I much prefer a guy to at least wipe his face.

    • @Thesaurcery4U2C
      @Thesaurcery4U2C 2 роки тому

      @@TheLadyDelirium Have you tried feminine hygiene products?

    • @TheLadyDelirium
      @TheLadyDelirium 2 роки тому +1

      @@Thesaurcery4U2C What's that got to do with it?

    • @Thesaurcery4U2C
      @Thesaurcery4U2C 2 роки тому

      @@TheLadyDelirium WOW.... You actually replied to a comment from 3 years ago. Thats awesome. It was a easy pickins joke on the reason you may not like your own flavors. Hygiene will be something that would keep a partner from enjoying those flavors of love as well.
      LOL. Just sarcasm, because I obviously don't know you. But I was pretty excited about you replying after all this time.

    • @TheLadyDelirium
      @TheLadyDelirium 2 роки тому +1

      @@Thesaurcery4U2C Haha yeah sorry I was half asleep when I replied. 😅 I'm still here after 3 years. 😊