What not to do at the Cinema

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  • @theeditingolive9763
    @theeditingolive9763 8 років тому +5576

    This was when Dan had to say "my friend Phil", so that we knew he was referring to a friend of his. Now all he has to say is Phil. 🙃

    • @GeniTLK
      @GeniTLK 8 років тому +106

      yeah he was just saying it to be ""distant"" lmao

    • @wesbluemarin3946
      @wesbluemarin3946 8 років тому +138

      +Dani Blableblibloblu whenever something like that happens I look at the year, everytime it's 2012
      2012 worst year

    • @dananaplays
      @dananaplays 8 років тому +49

      that's why I went to the comments

    • @colonel_kernel
      @colonel_kernel 8 років тому +7

      so true

    • @izumikawazaki96
      @izumikawazaki96 8 років тому +12

      Sorry, I'm new in the fandom. What happened that year? :(

  • @ladykaya7330
    @ladykaya7330 7 років тому +2503

    Dan's *"wot"* kills me everytime

  • @zaynib0961
    @zaynib0961 6 років тому +1042

    someone once told me they went to a 3D movie and at the end when they got up these two girls behind him said "that was so cool ,i wish real life was in 3D" *face palm of the century*

    • @imaboredarmy2836
      @imaboredarmy2836 6 років тому +14

      lol wtf im face palming too

    • @maita3418
      @maita3418 5 років тому +36

      I read this to the tune of all star

    • @sarahfignutmum8235
      @sarahfignutmum8235 5 років тому +12

      I want to literally neck myself right now
      (For any non-Australians that means I want to kill myself)

    • @Robb3636
      @Robb3636 5 років тому +15

      @@sarahfignutmum8235 Yeah, that gave me pause, because in Scotland (or at least Dundee) that means make out.

    • @sarahfignutmum8235
      @sarahfignutmum8235 5 років тому +2

      Robb sorry about that

  • @rubykeenan1313
    @rubykeenan1313 7 років тому +1292

    "Say happy birthday sis!"
    "I don't get it so are they like sisters.. I don't know I think so"

    • @jessicalranya.x
      @jessicalranya.x 4 роки тому +9

      Ruby Keenan I dont know i fink so*

    • @tylerrr1391
      @tylerrr1391 4 роки тому +9

      *i don ge’ i’ ah they sistahs? Dunno I fink so...”

  • @erintitmus6315
    @erintitmus6315 8 років тому +3275

    Anyone else on a dan binge watch right now??

  • @maddo_2197
    @maddo_2197 9 років тому +791

    When Frozen came out before it got annoying we went to the movies and watched it. In the scene where Hans says "if only there were someone who loved you" a middle aged man stood up and shouted WHAT?!?! At the screen, then he walked out of the theater😂

  • @taylor-lou1389
    @taylor-lou1389 9 років тому +816

    So my Dad and I were at the cinema and we were watching San Andreas and all the way through the film there were this group of boys about my age behind us talking about me REALLY LOUDLY. So my Dad being himself started getting frustrated. He was at the point of destruction when one of the boys kicked his chair for a solid 3 minutes. My father turned around and shouted (excuse my language omg) "SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I SNAP YOUR FUCKING ANKLES". The whole cinema went quiet and somebody started clapping for us. And that was the moment me and my dad became cinema heroes.

    • @taylor-lou1389
      @taylor-lou1389 9 років тому +6

      Didn't realise I wrote so much oops

    • @jessicabloxam8177
      @jessicabloxam8177 9 років тому

      that happened to me except i werent with my dad and the guys behind me were talking dirty about me so stuff like i bet she moan so fucking loud when i fuck her up the ass and me and my best mate put our middle fingers up and they stfu

    • @amy-ir2wg
      @amy-ir2wg 9 років тому +3

      That is srsly the best thing ever ahaha

    • @taylor-lou1389
      @taylor-lou1389 9 років тому +2

      Amy Wood Thank you, I don't even regret it lololol

    • @honestchild5234
      @honestchild5234 9 років тому +3

      +Taylor -Lou
      You SHOULDN'T regret it.

  • @dylanosbourne1017
    @dylanosbourne1017 7 років тому +914

    I remember when I saw Deadpool for the first time with my friends, there were these group of older nuns with about six or seven kids who were dressed up in superhero costumes because they thought it was another Marvel PG-13 rated kids movie. Oh no. They didn't even last 3 minutes in that movie theater. During the opening scene, the nuns covered up the kids faces and made them plug their ears and they fled the movie theater. When I left to go to the bathroom during the movie, I saw the older nuns shouting out the manager of the movie theater about how this movie wasn't kid appropriate and the manager basically said that the rating of the movie was on the posters, and it wasn't their fault. The last time I heard about them, they all were banned for life from that movie theater.

    • @johntreweeke6003
      @johntreweeke6003 7 років тому +33

      Dylan Osbourne that..... is the funniest shit I’ve heard in a while my friend.

    • @yourgaythoughts1949
      @yourgaythoughts1949 6 років тому +17

      Wait, aren‘t there any age controls in your cinemas?

    • @robby_zhang
      @robby_zhang 6 років тому +30

      People: “They need to give it a more accurate rating!”
      Me: “... like an R rating?”

    • @rustyshackleford8296
      @rustyshackleford8296 6 років тому +10

      Lmfao Deadpool is not rated PG13

    • @reigen4030
      @reigen4030 6 років тому +6

      @@rustyshackleford8296 it's an 18

  • @KalieIsAlright
    @KalieIsAlright 9 років тому +2002

    Once me and my friend were watching un friended at the cinema and this lady put her feet up on my arm rest no shoes or anything and I am extremely awkward and I didn't know how to tell her to move it so I tickled it and she screamed and I'm still embarrassed

    • @kiwamihollie
      @kiwamihollie 9 років тому +19

      Omfg XD

    • @xtwizler4547
      @xtwizler4547 9 років тому +54

      Kalie Goulet that happened to this lady actually took off her shoes and socks and put them on my chair and i told my sister and all hell broke lose

    • @KalieIsAlright
      @KalieIsAlright 9 років тому +47

      Lauren I it's so disgusting when people do that like ew 😂

    • @emmarussell3159
      @emmarussell3159 9 років тому +7

      Kalie Goulet omgggggg

    • @signesosweet
      @signesosweet 9 років тому +56

      Kalie Goulet fucking perfect. there is no excuse for that type of behavior when poeple are sitting in front of you and she should have at least had shoes on. you go girl!

  • @serendipandy4419
    @serendipandy4419 10 років тому +206

    At my cinema, there were two girls, (me and my friends were going to watch The Fault in Our Stars) who showed up in handmade tee shirts that had "Augustus Dies" on one, then the other girl had "Should've Read The Book". They were given so many dirty looks, but me and my friends had read the book and were just laughing at everyone who got mad at the two. Best. Cinema. Experience. Ever.

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 7 років тому

      You are awful XD it's true though.

  • @morgancloutier3320
    @morgancloutier3320 7 років тому +2953

    Dan with the wavy eyebrows before it was a thing

    • @sweetsgkf
      @sweetsgkf 7 років тому +36

      woah wait I didn't see that

    • @emersonjasper1493
      @emersonjasper1493 7 років тому +31

      Oh good lord
      I just noticed that

    • @sleepyzzzs
      @sleepyzzzs 7 років тому +11

      Morgan Cloutier
      Huh they lokey look like cattipillers haha
      Btw Ive seen you before

    • @morgancloutier3320
      @morgancloutier3320 7 років тому +3

      Logic/ Logan I’ve seen you before! What’s up?

    • @lillyjade9362
      @lillyjade9362 7 років тому +3

      Damn it, I was just about to comment that

  • @clarisamckechnie3312
    @clarisamckechnie3312 6 років тому +409

    Dan : I'm a nice guy but I hate stupid people..
    Me at school honestly

  • @tiredtraitor1804
    @tiredtraitor1804 10 років тому +350

    I hate it when you're in the theater. And it's empty, you find a nice spot. And then the loudest, tallest people in the whole of Australia, sit RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.

  • @laurenearle6261
    @laurenearle6261 8 років тому +1213

    Once I was watching a film quite far back and these kids in the front were literally screaming and shouting during the film, side note- which was brilliant. Everyone was groaning and trying to block them out and I stood and shouted "SHUT UP!" They left and I got an applause

    • @giovanniformato1441
      @giovanniformato1441 8 років тому +20

      You sir, are a hero 👏👏👏

    • @angelsoobin
      @angelsoobin 8 років тому +11

      Lauren Earle amazing

    • @bemei9291
      @bemei9291 8 років тому +14

      Lauren Earle You are Jesus, sir.

    • @amnshe-wolf150
      @amnshe-wolf150 8 років тому +20

      You deserved that applause.

    • @honey_sour
      @honey_sour 8 років тому +29

      if i was in that cinema, and u stood up and shouted that, i would have said, "you badass, you tell em'

  • @Jsol2345
    @Jsol2345 9 років тому +2976

    I was watching Mockingjay, and right before Finnick appeared my friend yelled "WHERE'S FINNICK" and everyone was like "shhhhhhh", but then when he appeared she yelled "ODAIR HE IS" and everyone laughed. I choked on my popcorn.

    • @areiksane
      @areiksane 9 років тому +173

      Everyone knows you stole that from tumblr

    • @ithedragoon
      @ithedragoon 9 років тому +5

      Hahahahaha hahahahaha 😂 😂 😂

    • @brooklethill7569
      @brooklethill7569 9 років тому +5

      THAT IS THE BEST

    • @cate.315
      @cate.315 9 років тому +77

      WHEN I SAW MOCKINGJAY AT THE PART WHERE GALE AND KATNISS KISSED A BUNCH OF GIRLS IN THE BACK SHOUTED "NOOOO" it was great😂

    • @incineratedtoothpick3011
      @incineratedtoothpick3011 9 років тому +14

      Cate Schoenberg I barely contained my fangirl squeal at that part....>.> .....it was rather painful, and I had hiccups for the rest of the movie. XD

  • @mirapomp988
    @mirapomp988 8 місяців тому +10

    i'm doing a marathon in chronological order. The quality of the *content* fucking skyrocketed with this one.

  • @awildjenngar
    @awildjenngar 9 років тому +463

    When I saw Unfriended, some lady came in like, 20 minutes into the movie with a fucking toddler. The baby started screaming, because why wouldn't it. Not only that, anything that was text on the screen, she read it OUTLOUD. Every. Single. Thing.

    • @daniellagomez7597
      @daniellagomez7597 9 років тому +23

      I would've lost my shit and wait for the movie to show up on Netflix :P

    • @angela9087
      @angela9087 9 років тому +40

      See i dont have a problem with toddlers, i love toddlers. I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH PEOPLE WHO BRING TODDLERS TO MOVIES WHEN THEY KNOW THE TODDLER WILL NOT BE ABLE TO BEHAVE HIM OR HERSELF DURING THE MOVIE

    • @livdafish1165
      @livdafish1165 9 років тому +5

      I would scream HER NEXT LAURA' And point to her

    • @PinkCircleO8
      @PinkCircleO8 9 років тому +4

      +Angie Styles EXACTLY! Like couldn't you find a babysitter?! Also not to be mean, but also on airplanes, people need to teach their toddlers not to scream on airplanes.

    • @angela9087
      @angela9087 9 років тому +8

      PinkCircleO8 Well having a little brother of my own, lemme tell you its not easy.

  • @graciemoree
    @graciemoree 9 років тому +976

    The WORST thing, and I mean WORST thing to have happen at a cinema is to have some kid kicking your seat, then you turn around and they are grinning at you. YOU LITTLE TROLL I'M GONNA STRANGLE YOU WHEN WE GET OUT

    • @tmtrademarkk
      @tmtrademarkk 9 років тому +12

      I hate that, that's why I always sit at the back

    • @angeltuff3171
      @angeltuff3171 9 років тому +10

      When you get out of the cinema of course. You don't want them screaming during the emotional part.

    • @laurajan8569
      @laurajan8569 9 років тому +1

      lol if that happened to me then I'd be giving them my evil stare but if they do it and I look back I'm either telling their parents or telling them to stop. and if they don't... then I'm moving seats. :D

    • @graciemoree
      @graciemoree 9 років тому

      Laura Jan i always stare at them, and some i mouth threats as they continue doing so, then sometimes i DO look at their parents, who obviously don't even care -.-

    • @laureneley7293
      @laureneley7293 9 років тому

      Every time

  • @alnera26
    @alnera26 9 років тому +445

    One time, I was going to the cinema with my boyfriend, my best friend and her girlfriend. I was kinda lagging behind them though, because I was texting someone. I looked up and there was three figures of people sitting in some seats and I assumed that it was them. So, I sat down next to the guy, who I assumed was my boyfriend, and started talking. But then, right in front of me, I saw my best friend and the other. I awkwardly looked beside me and accidentally screamed when I saw that it was some random guy. I awkwardly stood up and said "I was meant to do that" before stumbling away.

    • @Nettles007
      @Nettles007 9 років тому +1

      haha woops

    • @emilyash1129
      @emilyash1129 9 років тому +5

      +Almera Hosseini I have been reading while walking many times and just started following around some stranger who I blindly assumed was my mother and been faced with creeped out people like "You stalker"

    • @judithomobude3486
      @judithomobude3486 9 років тому

      wait wat? 'my best friend and HER girlfriend' So shes a lesbian....

    • @alnera26
      @alnera26 9 років тому +10

      +Judith Omobude yes? So?

    • @alnera26
      @alnera26 9 років тому +1

      ***** PREACG

  • @Dante.sparda
    @Dante.sparda 7 років тому +59

    My worst cinema experience ever was last year. I was watching Warcraft with my father and my father fell asleep. My father doesn't snore or anything so left him to sleep. Anyways the person next to me was silent at the beginning, but in the exciting part of the movie his phone started ringing. He didn't silent it. After a few minutes of his phone ringing and distracting me from the movie he finally answered it. He was talking loudly and after he finished the call he started TEXTING WITH FULL BRIGHTNESS TILL THE END OF THE MOVIE!

  • @roguedaring5990
    @roguedaring5990 7 років тому +468

    I was in the cinema once and there were these girls behind me who were being really loud and had their FEET on the back of my SEAT. DANGLING OVER MY HEAD.

    • @moxxieimp91
      @moxxieimp91 7 років тому +28

      i would have taken taken their shoes off and started tickling them or grabbed their ankles and dug my nails into them

    • @marshmallowguy7997
      @marshmallowguy7997 7 років тому +9

      Another reason why I always sit at the back of the cinema

    • @ddaengella9512
      @ddaengella9512 7 років тому +10

      I would’ve grabbed their shoes and yanked, then they’d scream

    • @pinkieari
      @pinkieari 6 років тому +2

      I would've shoved their feet off my seat

    • @macm.3889
      @macm.3889 6 років тому +2

      My ASL teacher will throw milk duds at the heads of people who are annoying during movies

  • @TeddyJohnstone
    @TeddyJohnstone 10 років тому +437

    When I went to see Guardians of the Galaxy with my mum, there was a guy sitting in front of us who laughed hysterically at everything! In a part where a character died, he was literally laughing like a maniac. I was just sitting there, staring at him like "WHY?"

    • @barbaragravityfallsfan9751
      @barbaragravityfallsfan9751 10 років тому

      Reslly?

    • @TeddyJohnstone
      @TeddyJohnstone 9 років тому

      Yep.

    • @zenaforest
      @zenaforest 9 років тому +5

      OMG we had a guy just like that when we saw guardians at the galaxy! It was like every childish joke he just kept laughing like "Ha Ha *HAAA*!!! "

    • @TeddyJohnstone
      @TeddyJohnstone 9 років тому +2

      lol. Yeah, everyone else was staring at the guy when I went, and he didn't even notice!

    • @reflexray
      @reflexray 9 років тому

      Two people died every good characters die!!!

  • @nadia08324
    @nadia08324 9 років тому +191

    When I went to the force awakens I has a bottle of Pepsi in my sleeve and the guy at the door just looked at my sleeve and said "I don't give a fuck I hate my job. " 😂

    • @nadia08324
      @nadia08324 9 років тому +1

      *had

    • @Bella-rt5yc
      @Bella-rt5yc 8 років тому +12

      +MCR and Phangirl as an employee of a cinema I can confirm this is something I would 100% say

    • @georgiamcmullan2083
      @georgiamcmullan2083 8 років тому

      LMAO

    • @elmeow7003
      @elmeow7003 8 років тому

      best story ever

    • @georgia-cliaostinelli253
      @georgia-cliaostinelli253 8 років тому +7

      When I went to see the force awakens some idiot sat at the back with a fricking laser light in the screen I literally wanted to murder someone's soul

  • @trashllama734
    @trashllama734 5 років тому +82

    I love dan’s grandma impressions 😂

  • @mammetcos
    @mammetcos 10 років тому +394

    This one time when we were at the cinema, this guy sitting in front of me and my friends was literally on netflix.

    • @emareldice2865
      @emareldice2865 9 років тому +2

      what? come on dude

    • @libbyhanson7710
      @libbyhanson7710 9 років тому +40

      I probably would have actually just poked him in the head and said. "Why are you here?"

    • @breannamitchell7545
      @breannamitchell7545 9 років тому +5

      I would have been like uh dude hello are u lost I think u need to go home

    • @libbyhanson7710
      @libbyhanson7710 9 років тому

      Breanna Mitchell lol ☺😅☺😅

    • @deanyang9483
      @deanyang9483 9 років тому +2

      SPN!

  • @yikesssannie5781
    @yikesssannie5781 8 років тому +608

    I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THE PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3 PART

    • @Arthoe-jk1wu
      @Arthoe-jk1wu 8 років тому +5

      they remind me of abliza the britian's got talent contestants

    • @elsagrace8797
      @elsagrace8797 8 років тому +2

      +Nargis wait the Humpty Dumpty one?

    • @Arthoe-jk1wu
      @Arthoe-jk1wu 8 років тому +4

      +E Cronin i don't think so, but the punch each other in the face

    • @yikesssannie5781
      @yikesssannie5781 8 років тому +2

      +Nargis Oh my god😂

    • @jordanhines2417
      @jordanhines2417 8 років тому +2

      +HEY BUDDY, YOU IN LONDON can we just appreciate your name 😂

  • @emilyash1129
    @emilyash1129 9 років тому +116

    I always feel like a heartless robot when I go to the movies because I'm not really an emotional person, and everyone around me can be bawling their eyes out and I'm just sitting there like "Well that's sad" but not really thinking anything of it.

    • @Nico-qi5gk
      @Nico-qi5gk 9 років тому

      Lol same

    • @terrifictacogirls8349
      @terrifictacogirls8349 9 років тому

      Yeah me too! When my family was watching Inside Out, me and my sister didn't cry during the sad parts.

    • @koalacutiepie2539
      @koalacutiepie2539 9 років тому +1

      For some reason movies never make me cry! It's really strange because most of the time I'm pretty emotional, but then someone is dying in a movie and I just sit there like "well that was kinda sad" while everyone else cries.

    • @majorwachingmaddness4830
      @majorwachingmaddness4830 9 років тому

      the only movie ive ever cried in is san andreas in the boat scene but even that was subltly diuisable

    • @jammiewhammie
      @jammiewhammie 9 років тому

      +Emily Ash when it was the second last day of year 6 so we were going to high school everyone was crying and I'm like um ... are you okay and then my friends made it a game and every so often we would go up to each other and go like are you infected and i didn't cry at all i wasn't that sad

  • @bluepushyhawk8
    @bluepushyhawk8 7 років тому +82

    Last time I went to the Cinema, I went to see the movie Dunkirk. So, it was me, my dad, and some only person asleep in the back. No joke. So, we get th best seats, and when the movie starts, the person starts snoring. And they snored through the whole movie!

    • @bluepushyhawk8
      @bluepushyhawk8 6 років тому +1

      They were in the very back. So we got the best seats

    • @coolfreakinbeans1265
      @coolfreakinbeans1265 5 років тому +1

      Hannah's Music i would have smacked them , no way you can interrupt my harry styles in Dunkirk like stfu please thank you goodbye

  • @katstefanik5580
    @katstefanik5580 7 років тому +169

    I once went to a movie theatre with some friends we and saw this man eating his popcorn without hands. He was just lowering his face to his ginormous popcorn bucket, picking some up with his mouth, and eating it.

  • @lazyphan7327
    @lazyphan7327 7 років тому +102

    I went to see pirates of the Caribbean last weekend and literally at the only quiet moment in the film the person next to me lets out this HUGE LOUD FART LIKE JESUS CHRIST i then had an existential crisis in the middle of the cinema

  • @pikalove8201
    @pikalove8201 9 років тому +404

    Me and my friend went to see Jurassic World [the movie we waited months for], and at the dramatic part where the dinosaur was chasing the two kids, some little boy behind us started screaming. No one did anything really, then we found out somehow he got HIS WHOLE ARM stuck the cupholder. How does that even happen? Even worse, the movie kept playing the whole time he was screaming. The people who owned the place were there shining flashing flashlights on him, and eventually the DANG FIRE DEPARTMENT was there, and has to cut the cupholder off the chair, ALL WHILE THE MOVIE WAS PLAYING. And the boy basically screamed the rest of the movie ;-;

    • @jenny_9210
      @jenny_9210 9 років тому +11

      Now that´s a Cinema story I call impressive

    • @masonnewbury2427
      @masonnewbury2427 9 років тому +18

      I'm sorry for laughing at this :(

    • @pikalove8201
      @pikalove8201 9 років тому

      Charlotte Newbury naw it's fine it is sortof funny

    • @juliaannaaugustyniak9605
      @juliaannaaugustyniak9605 9 років тому +6

      pikalove well once i got my hand stuck in a table. you know in most of ICT rooms at schools they have like these weird tables with holes so you can out a cables through them so nothing gets damaged. well i was bored so i had put my hand in there when my friend decided to play a prank on me and pushed me, digging my hand deeper into that hole. i was stuck. well after ten minutes of discreet pulling and destroying school proerty with scisors, i was free and a teacher didnt even took notice of one, best, most visible student being weirdly spread acroos a table! i felt so awkward and my friend dosent let me froget it.

    • @emmarussell3159
      @emmarussell3159 9 років тому

      pikalove omg

  • @obiekt19
    @obiekt19 Рік тому +7

    Yesterday while I was falling asleep, Dan's voice saying "the ghost has possessed her" randomly popped up in my mind and I just had to find this video. Jeez it's been so long! I loved watching Dan's videos back then

  • @AngelinaRox722WW
    @AngelinaRox722WW 10 років тому +311

    What not to say at a theater while there's an emotional and intense scene:
    "mmm watcha sayyy"

    • @carolmorrison8831
      @carolmorrison8831 10 років тому

      Is that a song??

    • @MrPiggyPlayer
      @MrPiggyPlayer 10 років тому +11

      I WILL DO THAT.
      ONE DAY.
      probs when i see the scorch trials but i mean half the people watching won't know what that is.

    • @tammy62
      @tammy62 10 років тому

      Is that who I think it is?
      Onew and Jonghyun~?

    • @morgan2093
      @morgan2093 10 років тому +2

      MrPiggyPlayer9000 yasss! Scorch trials!!

    • @GarryRabu
      @GarryRabu 9 років тому +1

      omf
      I am definitely going to play that song next time my family watches the best of me

  • @OneD26
    @OneD26 8 років тому +265

    don't have really any cinema stories but there were that time where my friend started laughing, and her laughter was so weird and no one understood why she was laughing; then the guys behind started laughing too bc of her laughter and half of the cinema was laughing and srsly even now i don't understand what happened that day

    • @ccb36
      @ccb36 8 років тому +1

      Oh wow lol XD

    • @SaturdayParker
      @SaturdayParker 8 років тому +6

      hahaha that's hilarious! I love those moments

    • @jessuka
      @jessuka 8 років тому +5

      Aha! This reminds me of this one school assembly where someone started coughing, another joined in, and then soon enough a chain of people coughing blocked out the sound of the announcer. I loved middle school.

    • @emma-dn8ii
      @emma-dn8ii 8 років тому

      okay

    • @OneD26
      @OneD26 8 років тому

      fast eddy wat

  • @KindaKatt
    @KindaKatt 9 років тому +400

    One time, I was in the cinema with my friends and we were watching a horror film. I enjoy horror films because I love the suspense and all that jazz but one of my friends did not. When a jumpscare came on, it was a very small jumpscare, my friend yelled, "Holy mother of aborted seals." My friends and I looked at my friend who had put the empty popcorn bucket over their head from fear. I have not gone to the theatre with that friend since then.

    • @katiegalvan3771
      @katiegalvan3771 9 років тому +4

      Bahahahha!

    • @KindaKatt
      @KindaKatt 9 років тому +25

      Update: This friend said that they can handle scary movies now. So the same friends and I went to go see the Gallows and that friend said they had to "use the restroom". We were like okay. That friend went to see the Minions movie. They ditched me and my other friends. I am 110% done with their shit.

    • @ineligible3597
      @ineligible3597 9 років тому +8

      Katt Preciado I wish I had more friends like you. I went with a group of my friends to see a horror film, and ALL OF THEM (there were about 7 people not including me) got up, and went to go see another movie after a small jumpscare. One of them even called me Satanic for enjoying the horror film.

    • @asimplememe2955
      @asimplememe2955 9 років тому +4

      Katt Preciado omfg xD

    • @meriarmoska5001
      @meriarmoska5001 9 років тому +5

      that friend is me (getting scared from jump scares not ditching my friends lmao)

  • @emsizzle7958
    @emsizzle7958 7 років тому +235

    Did dan create the wavy brow before it was a trend 🤔🤔

  • @nisot8401
    @nisot8401 8 років тому +366

    I recently watched fantastic beasts and i'm a huge potterhead so i was really excited about it but my mom who was sitting on my left didn't stop texting and the people on my right kept talking in another language for the whole movie! so i had to come back and watch this again...

    • @thedoctor1417
      @thedoctor1417 8 років тому +7

      I was watching Fantastic Beasts as well and (I get it, its quite a funny movie) but the guy behind me WOULD NOT STOP LAUGHING. spoiler alert: when tina and newt get a death sentence he's just behind me bloody laUGHING LIKE WHAT THE HELL

    • @nisot8401
      @nisot8401 8 років тому +2

      TheWaitroseCrew omg same! there were people who just found the movie a little too funny they laughed everything! i will watch it again probably.

    • @thedoctor1417
      @thedoctor1417 8 років тому +2

      i saw it twice anyways because i went on the release date, then went with a friend for her birthday the next day :) picked up some irrelevant crap that i missed the first time haha

    • @nisot8401
      @nisot8401 8 років тому +2

      TheWaitroseCrew i went with my family and i regret it a lot. this time i want to go alone but my friend wants to come too. i hope i can enjoy it this time

    • @adrianisvgay5472
      @adrianisvgay5472 8 років тому +2

      I think we were in the same theatre! UGH he was annoying af

  • @oliviajermy3642
    @oliviajermy3642 9 років тому +335

    During one of the Harry Potter films there were these two young boys and their dad sitting in front of us and the boys were being really noisy and irritating and their dad was sitting there like nothing was going on. So I sorta just mumbled 'Shh' but it came out louder than intended and all three of them turned around to look at me... Then their Dad gave me a death glare and since I was about 12 I was with my dad as well and he was just like; "What you looking at?"
    That being said, the man told his sons to be quiet and I didn't hear another word out of them throughout the rest of the film xD
    My dad's awesome!

    • @daphne_lam
      @daphne_lam 9 років тому +17

      Yay for dad! Soo annoying seriously

    • @oliviajermy3642
      @oliviajermy3642 9 років тому +1

      daphne lam I know! :3

    • @shrimpieshoo1671
      @shrimpieshoo1671 9 років тому +12

      Olivia Jermy You should've leaned towards their ear and whispered "Silencio. Watch the fucking movie."

    • @kathrynmft
      @kathrynmft 9 років тому +2

      It's illegal to be noisy during harry potter. it just is

    • @medhitaylor3996
      @medhitaylor3996 9 років тому +9

      +Olivia Jermy DURING HARRY POTTER????

  • @lolzorgfykys
    @lolzorgfykys 9 років тому +101

    Okay, so I was at the movie theatre with my friends and at the time it was October and everyone was obsessed with memes and spooky scary skeletons (including me). We were there watching Hotel Transylvania 2 and 3 of my friends who were on one side of the row would yell out "SPOOPY" at the "scary" parts. I swear to god we almost got kicked out and my parents were not happy whatsoever XD

    • @annoyanc3r910
      @annoyanc3r910 9 років тому

      I like your profile picture

    • @lolzorgfykys
      @lolzorgfykys 9 років тому

      +Do You Even Internet yeah kind of

    • @girishgadgil4422
      @girishgadgil4422 9 років тому

      +Nikki Randomix is that Sebastian in your profile picture??

    • @lolzorgfykys
      @lolzorgfykys 9 років тому

      +Sanika gadgil yes but I have grown out of anime and UA-cam won't let me change my picture 0-0

    • @averosia
      @averosia 9 років тому

      +NikkiRandomix omg I'm the same! I was there watching Hotel Transylvania 2 too, and hmm there was..... 3 girls including me, and 5 boys. 3 of the boys were at the other side of the cinema. and the others were with me on the other side. We were louder than the boys and everyone was like shhhhhh.....there was another time we nearly got thrown out xD

  • @Pinka13
    @Pinka13 6 років тому +69

    *" So are they sithters?"*
    *"Idk I think so."*
    *"I don't get it"*
    *"Wot"*
    *"Is she a babysittuh?"*
    *" Idk I think so"*
    *" Oh muh god"*
    *"I don't get it wuts happenin'"*
    *"She's being possessed innit?"*
    *" Whath that mean?"*
    *"The ghost has possessed her!"*
    *"Yeh, w-w-wut doeth that mean?"*
    *"I don't get it, why's he filming everythin'?"*
    *" I dunno"*

  • @myaisnotonfire
    @myaisnotonfire 8 років тому +1999

    You don't have to say "My friend".......
    We know it's Phil

  • @quintusmay3244
    @quintusmay3244 9 років тому +611

    "That's not a reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid and that makes me sad."

  • @dollscythe
    @dollscythe 8 років тому +259

    5:01 when my teacher gives me homework due in a day

  • @finnmckie1502
    @finnmckie1502 Рік тому +7

    re watching after many years and this is still absolute comedy gold, so fucking funny.

  • @x1x_el
    @x1x_el 9 років тому +124

    Heh, i went to the cinema with my uncle, sis and brother. We were like 1 hour early and were aloud in. We sat in our seats and it was empty. I kept climbing over the seats putting up some random arm rests and when people started coming in they looked annoyed because they couldnt find the arm rests 😂😂

    • @x1x_el
      @x1x_el 9 років тому +1

      We watched Daddys Home

    • @diyaa9361
      @diyaa9361 8 років тому

      Probably something I would do as well, LOL

  • @kirakiraUwU
    @kirakiraUwU 9 років тому +311

    Literally just spent around half an hour reading comments on their experiences in the cinema xD

  • @Olliekzm
    @Olliekzm 8 років тому +157

    I was watching the fault in our stars, and during the movie someone screamed "THE BOOK WAS BETTER"

  • @heyitsmonika5272
    @heyitsmonika5272 7 років тому +77

    So I was at the movie theater with a group of friends. We were watching The Boss Baby (just for lolz lol) and the baby said conspiracy, but it was pronounce conspEYEracy, and we usually pronounce it conspEEracy. So , my friend sitting next to me and I, both said like "CONSPIRACY?" at the same accidental and every one in the theater started laughing lol.

  • @TheSofiify
    @TheSofiify 9 років тому +286

    Okay so I live in Germany, so obviously the movies in the cinema are in German too. I went to see "The Hobbit" with my friend, and it all was fine, until a few seats away from us, a guy started to TRANSLATE THE WHOLE MOVIE INTO PORTUGUESE to his girlfriend. WHY THE FUCK DOES HE TAKE HER TO THE MOVIES IF SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD! like, they were just close enough for me to hear him mumbling over every fucking dialogue, but just far enough away so i couldn't say anything and no one else did either, so i spent three hours building up an internal rage with every word he said - i have never felt so close to murder -.-

    • @mrs.lesterfuentes852
      @mrs.lesterfuentes852 9 років тому

      My God XD

    • @mikaylalong2998
      @mikaylalong2998 9 років тому

      +Certified Pentaholic :P The language classes at my school are great.

    • @dumbhoe9071
      @dumbhoe9071 8 років тому

      +Certified Pentaholic :P I live in Canada and I started French class this year, im 12, and i know how to make 26 conversations

    • @lord_chaos_gremlin
      @lord_chaos_gremlin 8 років тому

      Oj

    • @sarahbush4462
      @sarahbush4462 8 років тому

      +TheSofiify omg and the hobbit is the best film as well
      rip

  • @mementojoy
    @mementojoy 8 років тому +82

    I went to see The 5th Wave in February with some friends, and there was a decent amount of people in the lobby, we were waiting for a reasonable time to go in and wait in the theater and my shoe was apparently untied and I had some cotton candy and I tripped over my shoe lace and fell face first into my cotton candy

    • @JuuJuuBee
      @JuuJuuBee 8 років тому +7

      A face full of amazingness

    • @melwasabandoned6717
      @melwasabandoned6717 8 років тому +2

      Lol sounds like something I would do XD

    • @ghanalover1238
      @ghanalover1238 8 років тому +21

      I went to see the fifth wave and I really needed to fart, so I waited for a loud part in the movie.. BAD DECISION! It went silent just as I farted and my friend looked at me like wtf r u .. It was so embarrassing

    • @melwasabandoned6717
      @melwasabandoned6717 8 років тому

      +Ghanalover123 XD

    • @savannahaleksic5965
      @savannahaleksic5965 8 років тому

      Omg😂😂😂😂I can't stop laughing at both of these

  • @mervetheoneandonly617
    @mervetheoneandonly617 8 років тому +186

    Once I was at the movies (I don't call it a cinema) with my friends and we. We're all just happily sitting there, until this dude started playing his phone.... IT LIT UP THE WHOLE FREAKING PLACE UP!!! We were sitting behind him, so my friend said "omg stop, we are watching a movie!" Omg, I've never seen anyone look madder in my life. So the man tried to grab my popcorn.... MY POPCORN!!!! So I got up in his face and said, "you take my food, I break your face..." And he turned his phone off. Oh the memories....

    • @EllaIngram
      @EllaIngram 8 років тому +14

      "You take my food, I break your face" me af XD

    • @glitzyizzy149
      @glitzyizzy149 8 років тому +4

      First of all; HALLARIOUS!!!!!!
      2nd: He's not allowed to grab yo popcorn he can't just do that to a stranger!

    • @Angel-hc8bk
      @Angel-hc8bk 8 років тому +1

      +Glitzy Izzy you're also not allowed mobile phones or any flash photography or any recording device in cinemas so...... XD

    • @ashleelewicki1099
      @ashleelewicki1099 8 років тому +1

      Once I was at the movies watching the visit and there was these teen girl like 4 seats beside us and at the last half hour of the movie (which is the most interesting part btw) they were laughing throwing popcorn at eachother and it kept hitting me I was so pissed but didn't say anything because I was a shy acword person then but if it happened now I would tell them to stop throwing popcorn really loudly even tho there was only my friend, me like 3 20 year olds and them

    • @ameliekaiser
      @ameliekaiser 8 років тому

      yandere

  • @natto2968
    @natto2968 6 років тому +30

    tbh the way dan talks to the camera is literally me talking to myself out loud in the darkness at 5am in the morning

    • @emillee-raine
      @emillee-raine 5 років тому +2

      why is this so relatable

    • @soluna4784
      @soluna4784 3 роки тому +1

      i do it too
      i talk to the plushes/figures/drawings of characters in my room, too

  • @alyhope6519
    @alyhope6519 10 років тому +81

    I was at the secret life of Walter Mitty with my friend when this large couple sat down and started taking out a full KFC meal. My friend was like "the film has started could you please stop?" And they just turned around and looked at her and kept pulling out food. That was when my friend said (in a loud voice I must add) "if your gonna keep on doing that you might as well share some!" She meant it sarcastically but the lady turned around and tried to give her food.
    My friend was half heartedly turning down food while I was rolling in my seat laughing!

  • @ventirudd8479
    @ventirudd8479 9 років тому +203

    There was a woman who was sat reading the newspaper through the adverts, and when the film came on she got up and left. She didn't come back. Like wtf 😂😂😂

    • @Jlang-es9lc
      @Jlang-es9lc 9 років тому

      Lol

    • @cyblox07
      @cyblox07 9 років тому

      +SonicFangirl303 Who does that!?

    • @samanthabuckley4344
      @samanthabuckley4344 9 років тому

      She might have gone to the wrong cinema...

    • @alexandria2623
      @alexandria2623 9 років тому +3

      She probably went into the wrong film

    • @ventirudd8479
      @ventirudd8479 9 років тому

      +Alexandria N yeah probably! It was pretty funny though

  • @CatLover4Evah
    @CatLover4Evah 10 років тому +171

    I absolutely HATE when you're sitting in a mostly empty theater and random people you don't know feel the need to sit right next to you. There could be 50 other seats available but they have to choose the seats right next to you.

    • @norbertodiazsantos8712
      @norbertodiazsantos8712 10 років тому +7

      Oh god... YES!!! I am 13, I was watching some movie, I forgot which one, and I was with my uncle, aunt, and cousins. One of them got a call, and since that one watched the movie before and didn't like the part it was in,they left and answered it to not disturb people. So, it was like, 20 minutes into the film, and some guy came in in his mid twenties and sat down NEXT TO ME. Where my relative was sitting. I was just scared witless, (you know, I could've kicked him where it hurts, and elbowed his ribs, but I was in public, and we were at the cinema, so I didn't want to start a 80 people fight, ya know??) And he was just STARING at me. It wasn't creepy, it was just a 5 second, then turn away, but he did it a lot. Then at one point he saw me staring back and smiled and waved. I shyly smiled and waved back, but I was about to ask him "Why in God's name would you sit next to me when there are 8,000 seats around us?!" In Spanish. (Yea, I'm Puerto Rican, and I was in Puerto Rico on a vacation back home.) But before I did, that relative came back and told him quietly to move. After 10 awkward seconds of him trying to move and be unnoticed, we continued watching in peace, but I could just FEEL his eyes staring into my SOUL. Help me...

    • @user-jb1mb5xh9t
      @user-jb1mb5xh9t 10 років тому +1

      Norberto, you are everywhere e.e
      I can't watch a Vocaloid video without scrolling down to the comments and seeing your name >.>

    • @norbertodiazsantos8712
      @norbertodiazsantos8712 10 років тому +1

      Lottie Harris Hehe... ^^ I guess I'm a Vocaboo. And a Hetalian. In case you watch Hetalia as well. I am everywhere. I like to experiment. Watch a Hetalia clip and see if you dont see me in the comments. BTW, my real name is Jamie.

    • @user-jb1mb5xh9t
      @user-jb1mb5xh9t 10 років тому

      Norberto DiazSantos I do watch Hetalia, and I see you very often on those videos too ^^
      Nice to meet you Jamie! My name is Lottie :3

    • @norbertodiazsantos8712
      @norbertodiazsantos8712 10 років тому

      **Shakes your hand** Hola, Lottie! >_^ I am the country of Puerto Rico. Well, in Hetalia, but we are now friends! **Adds you to my circles** Watch out, though. I'm not always so nice.

  • @LB0206
    @LB0206 4 роки тому +15

    8 years ago... That somehow simultaneously seems like an eternity and a month ago...

  • @biaswrecker9411
    @biaswrecker9411 7 років тому +396

    Okay so I was at the movie theatre last year watching something in 3D and there were people behind me and I had a huge bag of popcorn in front of me. So a scary pop up happened and I was totally caught off guard and I gasped and my popcorn went everywhere including behind me like in TV shows... I was so embarrassed

    • @Carina5707
      @Carina5707 7 років тому +3

      What am I doing Who am I why am I here help lmaooooo

    • @gachakitkat3084
      @gachakitkat3084 7 років тому +3

      Srsly 0.0

    • @dianadepaz9692
      @dianadepaz9692 6 років тому +10

      Haha yeah I can relate I'm always caught off guard, one time in Spiderman homecoming I got jump scared (the scene wasn't scary) and I gasped and my friends laughed at me

  • @oliviaddoyle
    @oliviaddoyle 9 років тому +151

    There was this one girl that was sitting in front of me when I was watch Catching Fire and she had her phone on with full brightness and she didn't turn her ringer off so you could hear texting. I was chewing gum and I was not having it with this girl. I took the gum out of my mouth and with my amazing luck, I threw my gum at her and it landed on her phone screen. Like right in the center. The gum was like super sticky and it was stuck on phone screen. She stopped texting and I felt insanely proud of myself.

    • @magnoliora
      @magnoliora 9 років тому

      That's awesome:)

    • @geeky9609
      @geeky9609 9 років тому +9

      You madam, are a badass *applauds*

    • @dreya7718
      @dreya7718 9 років тому

      +Olivia ._. you are a role model

    • @tamzinwilliams1007
      @tamzinwilliams1007 9 років тому

      +Olivia ._. wow that showed her to (bitch dont text)

    • @honestchild5234
      @honestchild5234 9 років тому +1

      LOOK, SON.
      A HERO!!

  • @bellbottomss
    @bellbottomss 9 років тому +187

    I was watching antman the other week, and there was a guy along the isle that had his phone and he was texting through 96% of the film, and when he was watching it he didn't put his phone on lock, he kept it on, and the screen was facing me. I wanted to get up and strangle him.

    • @MaenwenCap
      @MaenwenCap 9 років тому

      +GingaNinjaDoesStuff GingaNinja!

    • @bellbottomss
      @bellbottomss 9 років тому

      MaenwenCap Lemme guess, you think I'm GingaNinjaOwO

    • @AlicePhantom
      @AlicePhantom 9 років тому

      +GingaNinjaDoesStuff If people think you're GingaNinjaOwO then maybe it's time to go change your username.

    • @IIMwieMandyII
      @IIMwieMandyII 9 років тому

      what a waste of a great film

    • @bellbottomss
      @bellbottomss 9 років тому

      ***** I know!

  • @arthurarthurarthur4671
    @arthurarthurarthur4671 7 років тому +188

    you're not the only one who dose the popcorn thing... edit~thanks for the likes peeps

  • @kthot2416
    @kthot2416 8 років тому +135

    A few years ago I went to go to the cinemas to see the hunger games with my family. And behind us were these two men, and right when we sat down they started tapping on our seats and humming REALLY LOUDLY through like half the movie. And they weren't doing that before so this made me really annoyed. I decided to tell them to be quiet. It went down like this: *ahem* "Um excuse me can you be quiet" *doesn't here us* " Um EXCUSE ME can you be quiet?" *Still doesn't here us* "Um can you shut up?!" *STILL DOESN'T HERE US* "CAN YOU SHUT THE HELL UP." Then we got kicked out because "we were being to loud."

    • @theleopard9178
      @theleopard9178 8 років тому +3

      Too

    • @squishysquidge9602
      @squishysquidge9602 8 років тому

      Sad story mate! SO SAD!! :'( 😭😭

    • @barumph
      @barumph 8 років тому +3

      I read Hunger Games as Burger Kings, what the hell is wrong with me

    • @squishysquidge9602
      @squishysquidge9602 8 років тому +3

      Me: Is anyone here a doctor?
      Doctor: I AM!
      Me: SAVE THIS PERSON AND YOURE A NERD DOCTOR!!

    • @karlameg4201
      @karlameg4201 8 років тому

      Harsh dude

  • @Cazgirly
    @Cazgirly 10 років тому +41

    I went to go see Catching Fire with my mom and sister about a month after it came out. In front of us were a group of girls that kept drooling and cooeing over Finnick. There was an elder lady two seats down from me that kept screaming at the characters in the movie, telling them how stupid they were. And they a couple two rows behind us that was doing some naughty things because in the middle of the movie, you could hear moaning. I also spill my drinks on a young child when they ran into me and I dropped popcorn down my shirt.

  • @ohspanky3974
    @ohspanky3974 9 років тому +150

    Once, I just decided to go to the cinema because there was the new Star Wars. As I walk in the theatre I see my friend, so I decide to sit next to her... that was a big mistake. It was a mistake because there was a dude sitting in front of us. That guy was telling girls pick-up lines that made me cringe, he looked about 17 and I was 16. Henceforth he turns around and says quote on quote "Come with me and we could have some fun." I had a HUGE bucket of popcorn at the time as well. You know what? It wasn't huge it was the Godzilla of popcorn. I took my popcorn,and whispered to my friend,"Lets trow popcorn at this mother fucker." And she took the popcorn bucket out of my hands and put it on his head, along with taking my drink, and pouring it down his shirt. I have amazing friends

    • @ohspanky3974
      @ohspanky3974 9 років тому

      throw*

    • @carolynegeng9675
      @carolynegeng9675 9 років тому

      +Sir MuggleNutz That, sir, is glorious.

    • @KiaraGoffi
      @KiaraGoffi 8 років тому +5

      i wouldn't have the guts to do that omg slay

    • @diyaa9361
      @diyaa9361 8 років тому

      Sweet!

    • @sarahburns4269
      @sarahburns4269 8 років тому

      I would throw it peice by peice THEN dump it and the drink

  • @sarahjones2177
    @sarahjones2177 7 років тому +39

    Dan Had the wiggly eyebrow before it was a trend. cant we just agree he is the trendy

  • @wyvie4639
    @wyvie4639 8 років тому +47

    Most of the time, when I go to the movies there's literally no one there except me and the group of people I go with, maybe 1 or 2 others, and only once were there a bunch of people there but it makes sense because it was Jurassic World in 3D on friday. But, because there's no one there, we yell like we're in our living rooms. The projector guy must think we're nutcases.

    • @tiiaa7620
      @tiiaa7620 8 років тому +7

      Brea White ikr I always watch a film like on the last day of when it's still on at the cinema

  • @sixxthekidd1785
    @sixxthekidd1785 9 років тому +102

    i can't remember the movie but awhile back I went with my cousin the the cinema and the US guys a few rows behind us kept making snarky comments about the movie and a scene that made me and my cousin giggle triggered them into fucking with us cause they mimicked our giggle and then started throwing popcorn at us so with out warning my cousin took our LARGE drink and threw it right at them and said go clean yourselves up you look like saggy pieces of shit, then she started them down till they got up and left. the whole theater was watching and a few people laughed. the moment was dense then but now I look back it was just really funny.

  • @JayfeatherIsEpic
    @JayfeatherIsEpic 10 років тому +82

    When I went to see Guardians of the Galaxy, after the part where Yondu kills all the enemies in sight with his arrows, someone shouted C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! The worst part is that it was my friend...

    • @DreamingAzzy
      @DreamingAzzy 10 років тому

      Spoiler alert!

    • @JayfeatherIsEpic
      @JayfeatherIsEpic 10 років тому

      Oh fail sorry...

    • @ThatGenericPyro
      @ThatGenericPyro 10 років тому

      Er that's not really a spoiler, it's an awesome scene, but it's not really that much of a big moment in terms of the story... :P

    • @tinawinaG59
      @tinawinaG59 10 років тому +2

      OMG I WANT TO DO THAT NOW. THANK YOU FOR MORE IDEAS TO GET KICKED OUT OF A THEATRE.

    • @floobnishvonzhip8311
      @floobnishvonzhip8311 10 років тому

      Your friend is amazing

  • @BiancaIvorie
    @BiancaIvorie 5 років тому +2

    Seven years later and I still find it hilarious! This one is timeless Dan

  • @danandphilphan6323
    @danandphilphan6323 7 років тому +126

    i saw a scary film with my friend and she threw her popcorn all over :(
    at least i got more popcorn

  • @kennarose2133
    @kennarose2133 9 років тому +79

    one time me and my friends went to a movie and this huge group of people sat a few rows away from is and their commentary was the rudest, they were making fun of the film, at times were yelling at each other, and they also started getting up and started moving around, so me and my friends started throwing all sorts of ish at them and at the end of the movie 2 girls got up and said "OHMYGOD WHO THROUGH BUTTERY POPCORN INTO OUR WEAVES" that was the day I died.

  • @angela9087
    @angela9087 9 років тому +233

    You know whats worse? Going to the film with people who do these things

    • @angela9087
      @angela9087 9 років тому

      Ian Kubly IK

    • @littledragonfly632
      @littledragonfly632 9 років тому +1

      +Angie Styles Replying to your own comment...? Alrighty then! BUT THATS SO HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE

    • @angela9087
      @angela9087 9 років тому +1

      +Little Dragonfly uh i was replying to somebody who replied to my comment

    • @littledragonfly632
      @littledragonfly632 9 років тому

      It didnt show that on my laptop, sorry

    • @samiriesgo2385
      @samiriesgo2385 9 років тому

      Oh my god going to the cinema with my cousin is the biggest apin

  • @darceyberry8577
    @darceyberry8577 7 років тому +20

    once it was my 10th birthday and my parents took me and some mates to see a film when half way through the movie my dad fell asleep and started snoring and it turned out my teacher was sitting right behind him. it still torments me now!

  • @geeky9609
    @geeky9609 10 років тому +162

    I went to see How To Train Your Dragon 2 with my oldest sister(she's like 25 and AWESOME) and there was hardly anyone there. Out of ALL the other seats there were, some people sat infront of us, I mean, Jessica and I were on our phones during the previews (who wants to watch that shiet) but when it started we put our phones up. And, these kids, not that much young than me mabey 10-12, were talking. Now, I have 6 siblings and I was used to the annoying chatter, but these kids...Oh. My. Assiah. They were giving play-by-play commentary and were giggling at serious parts and I have a short temper and I don't have a processor, for my mouth and my body. So, I leaned foreward, and I raised my hand up high, ready to neck the ring leader when another lady next to them saw me about to beat these kids, turned to them and said "Shut up, because that girl is gonna smack you if you don't" They turned around and I was decked out in black mostly, I was wearing my Naruto shirt that had a picture of the Akatsuki, black skinny jeans, a BM,SM,GL and Flash seat-belt belt and my hair was in the classic emo girl hair style and I had thick eyeliner around my eyes. I was giving them the most pissed off look ever and for those Otaku's who watch Naruto/Shippuden, I had an evil air around me worse than Kushina, Tsunade, Sakura, Madara/Tobi/Obito and Sasuke combined. They shut up and turned around, no sound was made.
    ^~^ I love being scary

    • @SolSets
      @SolSets 8 років тому +1

      Geeky edgy

  • @jessicapolley4720
    @jessicapolley4720 10 років тому +26

    So when I saw Mockingjay with my friends, the previews had died out and the logos were starting up, but this guy in front of us had his phone on with pretty much no intention of shutting it off, so I just start glaring at it. My friend asks me what I'm doing, and I reply in just above a whisper so I know he can hear me, "I'm trying to will the guy in front of us to turn off his phone." It worked.

    • @jessicapolley4720
      @jessicapolley4720 10 років тому +16

      And this other time, I was seeing Annabelle with my mom, and we were sitting on the right side of the middle, and there was this group of teenage girls against the wall on the left side. Now, it's a horror movie. There's jump scares. I get it. I'm fine with you letting out a yelp of surprise or fear every now and then, or maybe a gasp or two. I do it myself. I'm even fine with you laughing a bit at how overdone everything in horror movies gets. But when the house LITERALLY JUST CAUGHT ON FIRE and you are over on the other side of the theater just LAUGHING IT UP LIKE IT'S A FREAKING *COMEDY*, I've got a problem. So I'm just sitting there thinking, "What are you laughing at, the main character is i*literally* about to die," and I look over to their side of the theater and see a nice little rectangle of light. You are at a movie. Each and every one of you all payed $6.50 each to get in here, and maybe some of you got popcorn. Now is not the time to be glowing up the theater on full brightness showing your tumblr to your friends or something. You want to do that, go hang out in the lobby on the couches. Go across the parking lot to the mall and laugh over there. But for the LOVE OF GOD *DON'T* DO IT IN THE MOVIE THEATER.

  • @sylvia4165
    @sylvia4165 7 років тому +52

    I agree on all of them.... Anyway I have one more to add... The people that sit next to me during the film and its so awkward.... especially if they have small children because they keep staring at me

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 7 років тому +3

      Sylvia Pike a small child was staring at me and I smiled and it cried.

  • @Honeey-moth
    @Honeey-moth 7 років тому +36

    Ahaha....Woops. This is why I watch films at home, especially with friends. My favourite part of watching a movie is making fun of it and quoting cinema sins whilst watching it. Doesn't mean I didn't enjoy the film, it's just fun. So in public I guess I'm fairly annoying. I always think I'm talking quietly but I've probably ruined the experience for some people. I hope, even though I'm young, people will tell me to shut up if I'm being too loud.

  • @dartonmagnusson5783
    @dartonmagnusson5783 10 років тому +171

    I went to see The Hunger Games: Catching Fire with some of my friends. The movie theater was almost full so we took this one row. I sat in the chair and it felt like something bit my ass. I screamed like a girl and immediately everyone was yelling at me to shut up. Turns out I sat on a spider. A black widow, to be more precise. I didn't tell anyone though. I had to stay in the same seat because there were no other empty seats. I was scared out of my life because I have a *HUGE* fear of spiders. Then, when the moie was over, I got up and looked at the seat where there were 4 black widows in the crease between the back and the butt of the chair.

    • @dartonmagnusson5783
      @dartonmagnusson5783 10 років тому +15

      Needless to say, I never went bac,k to that theater.

    • @ThatGenericPyro
      @ThatGenericPyro 10 років тому +14

      GOOD GRIEF! Bloody Black Widows!? That theatre should get shut down for letting something like THAT be in it...

    • @samakhalil8438
      @samakhalil8438 10 років тому +12

      DONT EVER DO THAT AGAIN!OMG BLACK WIDOW SPIDERS CAN KILL YOU!!!!IF THAT EVER HAPPENS AGAIN, SEEK FOR MEDICAL HELP!

    • @evie2998
      @evie2998 10 років тому +9

      OMFG ARE YOU OKAY JESUS

    • @dartonmagnusson5783
      @dartonmagnusson5783 10 років тому

      Don't worry, I'm fine. I didn't know they were black widows until the movie ended.

  • @이번주로또1등은나
    @이번주로또1등은나 8 років тому +91

    it would be much better world if people were like dan.

    • @helenhasmanyotps9177
      @helenhasmanyotps9177 8 років тому +1

      THE WORLD WOULD END

    • @blackk_rose_
      @blackk_rose_ 8 років тому +1

      I have to correct you: If people in cinemas were like Dan. Otherwise I agree with the person above me :D

    • @helenhasmanyotps9177
      @helenhasmanyotps9177 8 років тому

      +Just Exploring in ciemas if the entire would was like him otherwise everybody everywhere would were black and have extentadencial life crisis

    • @blackk_rose_
      @blackk_rose_ 8 років тому +1

      InsidelyCrazy well all black is nothing bad and he has not always an existential crisis so I am sure it wouldn't matter if it was just in the cinema

    • @jadarino8226
      @jadarino8226 8 років тому +4

      yeah but i bet there would be at least 12 towns called "awkward town".
      and there would be no dan and phil because theres no phil!

  • @jaziegowyld6354
    @jaziegowyld6354 9 років тому +176

    So, when I went to see a very scary movie, I sat in the darkest corner of the room, and someone didn't notice I was there and sat on me, and they thought I was the cushion, so when the scariest part was there I screamed right I their ear ad they wet running.

    • @MsMaya2002
      @MsMaya2002 9 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @emmarussell3159
      @emmarussell3159 9 років тому

      JazieGoWyldlol

    • @lexi2523
      @lexi2523 9 років тому +7

      Dang it it's 4 AM and I just woke everyone up from imagining that.

    • @jaziegowyld6354
      @jaziegowyld6354 9 років тому

      ***** ya

    • @alexknight8051
      @alexknight8051 9 років тому

      JazieGoWyld did you wait through the movie with her on your lap to do that

  • @KattLover5412
    @KattLover5412 7 років тому +58

    I was actually in a band performance, that was going to go on for a few hours, and OH MY HELL Me and my friend wanted to murder most of the people near us. People on phones, people who wont shut up, this dude with his baby who was using no effort to stop it from crying, these two ladies having a full on conversation unrelated to what was going on. UGHH

    • @Jaguar470
      @Jaguar470 5 років тому +2

      UUUUGH I HATE THAT

    • @revolutionrevenge
      @revolutionrevenge 4 роки тому +2

      maybe not the same thing, but I was watching my schools high school musical, and people were talking, my friend was talking to me and she was on her phone playing games while the whole thing was going on RIGHT infront of us.. she did it as well when we went to the cinema together
      that really ticked me off but I cant say anything because I was holding my anger in.. lol I might seem calm but in reality stuff like that irks me the most

  • @MellyMorphia
    @MellyMorphia 10 років тому +32

    You know what's awkward? When you have seats reserved and you think that someone is sitting in them, you ask them nicely to move because those are your seats and then you find out... they aren't and your seats are right next to them... You know what I mean?

  • @yunacore
    @yunacore 8 років тому +389

    go grandma!

  • @InnocentSweetie123
    @InnocentSweetie123 8 років тому +118

    I just started watching Dan's videos yesterday, and I've been missing out!! Dan is amazing and he's also absolutely adorable!!

    • @arlo5625
      @arlo5625 8 років тому +4

      Kristin B. Welcome to the phandom :)

    • @undercoverginger4200
      @undercoverginger4200 8 років тому +8

      Kristin B. welcome. this will ruin your social life. so glad you're here!

    • @mothiestman4995
      @mothiestman4995 8 років тому +11

      Kristin B. here's a warning for you friend. This will ruin your social life. You will be up past midnight binge watching this man on the playlist he has. You will also do the same with his ray of sunshine, to pure for this world friend Phil. You will succumb to the temptations of humor and adorableness, only to join me and many others in the pit of no escape known as the "phandom ". You have been warned.

    • @potato_x5738
      @potato_x5738 8 років тому +8

      Welcome To The Phandom. You've Really Been Missing Out, And Wait Until You Meet Phil!

    • @roxanneflores9914
      @roxanneflores9914 8 років тому +1

      Preach sister

  • @mayaholderfield4981
    @mayaholderfield4981 7 років тому +20

    I went to see the new "it" movie yesterday and in the row in front of me were some 4 year olds and some kids around my age they were being really loud so I tapped on of their shoulders and the girl screamed while I was trying to ask her to be quiet turns out that girl was actually my best friend I just can't see shit in the dark but I did scare her so yay

  • @savvylovexx
    @savvylovexx 9 років тому +326

    Well this is embarrassing on my part but my friends made me go get more popcorn during a movie and when I got back I tripped and fell UP the stairs and spit popcorn everywhere and of course it was during the only quiet part of the movie so everyone heard me 😂😂😂😂

    • @savvylovexx
      @savvylovexx 9 років тому

      Spilt*

    • @sagehankey9151
      @sagehankey9151 9 років тому +5

      +Savannah Clifford I feel your pain. That happens to me whenever I try to carry anything up stairs.

    • @quinnosborne2268
      @quinnosborne2268 9 років тому

      lol!

    • @leahirwin_
      @leahirwin_ 9 років тому +6

      I just literally snorted so loud reading rhis

    • @poppyyates1250
      @poppyyates1250 9 років тому

      oh my god i'm supprised i've never done that as i am the most clumsiest person ever!

  • @rianns9260
    @rianns9260 9 років тому +62

    I went to Breaking Dawn part 2 when it came out and me and my family were on the seats where it makes a new sections an of course the lady starting the new section gets a phone call and decides "hey the movie hasn't started yet so il just stay in here and talk extremely loud" but this went on until about 10 minutes into the movie and i was beyond pissed off so as i get up i seam to trip but that wasnt stopping me from making her shut the hell up so i went up to her and ever so politely grab her phone and said "im sorry but the person your talking to is in a movie theatre" and proceeded to end the call and i then told her that if she wished to talk anymore to use her manners and walk out of the damn theatre and i then walked back but shortly realized that she was my english teacher......i was in for hell the next day at school..
    ~Riann

    • @MSDarkKyotee
      @MSDarkKyotee 9 років тому +1

      Yo if that happened to me and the teacher tried being a bitch I would be going down to the office and shit be like
      Hey wanna hire proper teachers that aren't shit

    • @autumndorn2428
      @autumndorn2428 9 років тому

      Your English teacher was going to watch Breaking dawn?

    • @nicky200
      @nicky200 9 років тому

      +Riann S OH M GOF

    • @Yasmin-bv9gl
      @Yasmin-bv9gl 9 років тому

      I smell bullshit

  • @boudpt.2822
    @boudpt.2822 8 років тому +37

    I went to go see "The Boy" in this AMAZING theater and my great aunt decided to ignore the warning to turn her phone off. She had her ringer all the way up and her daughter called twice. I moved seats just so I wouldn't be associated with her.

  • @eebeedeebeee
    @eebeedeebeee 7 років тому +490

    i bring tennis balls to the cinema and i throw them at people if they start talking or go on their phones xD

  • @roisin9627
    @roisin9627 9 років тому +241

    I'm one of those annoying people who make comments through out the whole movie and laugh at myself and annoy everyone at the cinema. I'm pretty sure there's a special place saved for me in hell...

  • @punkassbitch6515
    @punkassbitch6515 7 років тому +125

    So I was young for this one but we were in the cinema and someone's phone starting ringing, sounded like full volume too. They looked down at their phone a answered it, and mind you, my mum is NOT afraid to say something. So my mother decided to get up and yell at hum to get out of the movie. Then she was cheered on and we all went back to the movie. She got a lot of thank yous when the movie was finsihed.

    • @leys9290
      @leys9290 7 років тому +1

      I love your profile pic and name

    • @leys9290
      @leys9290 7 років тому +1

      Sad Beebo also your story's cool lol

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 7 років тому +1

      Your mom is fucking savage.

    • @KurtCobainsMicrophone
      @KurtCobainsMicrophone 6 років тому

      And then everybody clapped.

    • @macm.3889
      @macm.3889 6 років тому

      My ASL teacher will throw milk duds at the heads of people who are annoying during movies

  • @phillippadavies2927
    @phillippadavies2927 8 років тому +158

    I love how he use to say 'my friend Phil'.

  • @FishCakeIce
    @FishCakeIce 4 роки тому +6

    Woooooooaahhh video responses. I forgot about those.

  • @liz3050
    @liz3050 8 років тому +204

    Okay we were watching some disney movie and there was this girl who cried because she didn't like the movie and so I just said "I actually like the movie so could you shut up and stop crying you're ruining the movie for everyone." I was like 9 lmao and sassy

  • @imnotactuallyacat3979
    @imnotactuallyacat3979 10 років тому +178

    Another time I went to see this Spanish movie that was incredibly popular with teenagers, I went there with a friend because she insisted a lot, so...
    I was wearing a dress for the cinema, because it was summer and it was fucking 40ºC in the street. I did not like that dress, because you could see half my thighs, but it was the only dress I owned, so I wore that.
    I'm big, and I was feeling self concious enough as it was, but when we got in the cinema...
    There was a group of girls (15/16. I was 13 at that time), I could have sent them all to the other side of the cinema with a single punch, they were that skinny, and oh, man, were they pretty.
    As soon as I entered the cinema, their gaze landed on me. They looked up and down at me, and giggled. I normally wouldn't have given a flying fuck about it, But, throughout the film, they didn't stop giggling and not-so-much whispering, clearly about me, because I could fucking hear them.
    The thing is, it was easier hearing them than the movie (they were that loud) so, 10 minutes after first seeing them, it started getting to me. I curled more and more into my seat, convincing myself not to cry over something so stupid. I didn't care about what they thought about me, I told myself.
    There was a woman in her thirties, probably? looking between the girls and me, switching between distaste and concern respectivelly.
    When they pointed at me while (not even pretending to whisper) said: ''Just look at her. If I looked like that I wouldn't even go out of my house'' I just couldn't. I felt the tears welling up in my eyes, and the woman looked like she had had enough. She got up, walked to the girls and just shouted at them to shut the fuck up or get the fuck out of there. I think they got scared, because they did get out. She smiled sweetly at me and went back to her seat and we finally finished watching the goddamn movie.
    Woman from the cinema, ily.

    • @imnotactuallyacat3979
      @imnotactuallyacat3979 10 років тому +5

      ***** I'm not bothered anymore by all that crap. But 4 years ago, it seemed very important that people didn't like me wearing whatever the fuck I wanted

    • @Sunny-zm9wr
      @Sunny-zm9wr 9 років тому +9

      I would have punched them in the fucking face

    • @imnotactuallyacat3979
      @imnotactuallyacat3979 9 років тому +3

      Stephisbored I was young and insecure, but I probably would just ignore them now

    • @Sunny-zm9wr
      @Sunny-zm9wr 9 років тому +7

      Imnotactuallyacat :3 meh, still woulda punched them in the face :3

    • @LPSMovies1111
      @LPSMovies1111 9 років тому +21

      I bet you looked beautiful in that dress.

  • @yushigo12
    @yushigo12 10 років тому +37

    I remember watching THE FAULT IN OUR STARS in the cinema with my aunt and my friends. Then I get irritated because the people behind us kept talking what will happened next because they've read the book. They keep spoiling it. But of course me and my aunt read the book. Then suddenly they laugh and again they spoil the movie but now they talking loudly. A lot of people get irritated then my aunt stand up and yell at those kid and said.
    "You little brat will you shut up, I know you've read the book and so do we but you're freaking spoiling the movie why don't you just get the hell out."
    Then the crowd in the cinema cheers for my aunt. Then those people behind us shut up.

  • @hannahbanana-sj2wj
    @hannahbanana-sj2wj 5 років тому +51

    Then: "My friend looked at me like.."
    Now :"My friend PHILLL looked at me like"

  • @SassySoda
    @SassySoda 8 років тому +46

    I don't think i've ever related to anything as much as i relate to this! Omg!

  • @goateboy
    @goateboy 8 років тому +67

    Ok well yesterday I went to go see The Conjuring 2 and it was an amazing movie but...there was a group of people that brought a baby! Someone brought a child to a R rated horror film at 10:30 at night!!!! I was furious! And not only that they were very loud and kept laughing at the baby and whispering (loud whispering) I wanted to strangle someone.

  • @entrynumber000
    @entrynumber000 8 років тому +75

    Alright, so since everybody's commenting some cinema experiences, I thought I'd share mine!
    I while back I went to go see one of my favorite movies, sadly I forgot the name of it right now. (It's 6 AM don't judge me.)
    We got our tickets and sat down and of course, everything was fine and dandy through the adverts but THEN-
    This guy. Oh this one guy. It's like he's seen this entire movie before because you know what he did? He quoted it. Every line. I sat there with the biggest glare at him and he just kept on rambling every line of the goddamn movie as loud as possible.
    So eventually I decided to lean down and go "We're hearing the movie, we don't need and echo as loud as possible thanks." And leaned back. The guy just stared at me for a moment before shutting up. Hhhh.. People.

    • @rebelx04
      @rebelx04 8 років тому

      I would've done the same.

    • @rebelx04
      @rebelx04 8 років тому

      I would've done the same.

    • @isabellamarie4030
      @isabellamarie4030 8 років тому

      Omg the same thing happened to me except it was a young girl and I didn't confront her... I wish I would have though.

  • @zoe-ux3xz
    @zoe-ux3xz 6 років тому +7

    When I saw Love, Simon the people sitting behind me yelled “F**k Yeah!!” At the end scene😂😂