I do it ALL THE FUCKING time even in public and I ALWAYS fell on my face and nothing happens except my knees hurt ALOT one day I was at this restaurant so we decided to go to the second floor so what did stupid sara did I missed a fucking step and then my sisters are laughing at me and on of them fell so karma is a bitch😊.
I almost crushed myself to death with my dresser, I cracked my eye socket on a desk, I got my pant leg stuck in an escalator, and I nearly suffocated to death due to an athsma attack....
I almost got ran over by a car, my head hit glass and now I have the smallest crack in my skull, I've almost set my house on fire, I choked on a small ring as a baby, my mom dropped a knife that landed dangerously close to my head, I've almost fell off a cliff, almost fell off a bridge, almost fell off Stone Mountain in GA, a bookshelf almost crushed me, my mom almost dropped me as an infant but somehow caught me, and finally I almost fell into a crocodile pit at the zoo(I was trying to see it, but people started to pile up behind me and almost pushed me off) and that's all of my near death experiences and I'm not even 15 yet
When I was 2 my family was at a pool and I jumped in, then a lifeguard saved me. When I was 9 I got caught in a current in a lake and was being dragged to a deeper point until a stranger saved me. When I was 12 I was in a river and I got caught between a raft and a rock (with the current pushing against the rock) and I almost got squished! Why does water hate me...
My near death experiences: 1.Being born, I couldn't breathe 2.I fell inches from a knife when I was 2 3.almost hit by car when I was 5, 7 and 10 4.bad bike wreck when I was 9 5.almost got in a car crash at age 11 6.another almost-car-crash at age 12 7.almost cut off my frickin head ate age 13 8.still existing..... this one explains itself
Rose Watson yup I fell in a ditch on my way to school there was water in that ditch and snow it was fucking freezing and I still needed to bike like 6 kilometers of the 9
I fell off the tube while tubing in the ocean, and they didn't seem to notice. They just kept riding the boat out, further away from me. Note that this is my first time tubing. My step sister finally realized, after they were a good 2 miles away from me. Overall I spent about an hour in the ocean getting stung by jellyfish and much more. What a fun way to spend my BIRTHDAY.
OMG I've almost fell off very steep cliffs multiple times (10 DX) but nothing like that's ever happened to me! Geez, my only near-death experiences have been crashing into a house while riding my bike, almost getting run over by cars, and almost falling off cliffs (as mentioned before). Thank you for listening to all my near-death experiences.
Maria Huynh its okay. Tubing is when you have a tire shaped thing with seats in it. You can lay on your stomach and hold onto it, or sit on it. But its tied to a boat in the water and it pulls you around
My maths teacher literally makes you stand at the front of the class and say a long apology if you said shut up, or idiot to anyone. I’m in year 7! (6th grade!) 😂
Guys, I know the concept of bisexuality eludes us all at times, but he did state in that video that he preferred the label queer over gay, and that he has been attracted to women in the past. (Edit, yes I know he titled the video "Basically I'm Gay, but that was for clarity and reclamation rather than a strict adherence to the literal definition)
@@Robb3636you can be both gay and queer as queer isn’t a very specific label. he had a girlfriend for years and they broke up not too long before pinof. also you can date someone and not be attracted to or in love with them
When i went to new york to see wicked for my 13th birthday we wjere walking through time square and this guy dressed as spider man came oit of the crowd, grabbed my hand, and hissed at me dragging me away. I escaped but i could have been murdered or raped by spider man. It was scarier then you think
times ive nearly died 1. fell down three flights of stairs somehow 2. same stairs again 3. and again. seriously 4. cooking and the knife slipped and i sliced half my hand open 5. three car accidents i mean what are the odds 6. jumped off a bridge as a dare. my cousin said id be too scared to and i immediately went okay someone hold my earrings lemme show this bitch. it hurt. alot. 7. set my sleeve on fire in the lab i should not be allowed to be unsupervised seriously
I once went to a theme park and I went on the biggest roller coaster in the park and it didn't lock me in and I went the whole ride holding on for dear life
thats happened to me before too. i just remember when it went upside down i could feel myself sliding out ahh it was horrible. but for some reason even after that experience i still love rollercoasters and scary rides...
I fell in the street, and I thought I was gonna die... a car passed over my leg and the driver did not give a fuck. After a time the wound get infected and now I only have one leg...
Around age seven, I had gone on one of those motor swing thingies you see at carnivals and shit, and as the ride had reached its hiest point, my seatbelt snapped. I was literally sitting there clinging to the rope, holding my seat up for dear life as I slowly slid off of the ride. And then around 16, I was almost hit by this car that came out of nowhere in my neighborhood. It made my sleep paralysis worse....
When I was 5, I decided it would be a good idea to stand behind A REVERSING IN MOTION TRACTOR. If my dad hadn't stopped the tractor I would've gotten ran over. But like what child just decides to jump behind a reversing tractor like what the hell, did I think I was invincible or something or was I literally just oblivious
So one time in school, I was walking down the stairs, and someone behind me tripped and fell down the stairs. I almost fell down with them. They were fine though.
Today when I was crossing the road this car was about 30 seconds drive away and I went to cross the road and it started going at like 70 miles an hour, just missed me and beebed his horn at me. EVERY FLIPPING DAY.
One time I was walking home from going to the store and I was thinking about how I'd never had a near death experience. I picked up a random fortune off of the ground, and it said specifically, 'It will happen'
I was at Disney World, and it just rained so the ground was slippery. I tried to get on the monorail, I slipped and my foot, and the rest of my leg, got stuck in between the monorail and the platform. That is how I almost died.🚝🚝☠️
willow canaday And that is why you listen to roller coaster rules...And that why you don't hide people who aren't able to ride the roller coaster behind your back...........
That one girl Lillian I didn't even want to go on it but my mom wouldn't let my sister go on without having a responsible adult on with her and my father wanted to go on it to so I had to.
Dan: "When I was with my last girlfriend in Paris, nearly got hit with a train." Me: Wait, wait, wait!! Dan had a girlfriend!! Hahaha... Just kidding!! We love you Dan! Glad your still alive!
Uhh....I fell asleep upside down on the side of my bed, and wasn't wearing a bra or a shirt, I had just gotten out of the shower, I woke up suffocating on my boob, I ACTUALLY ALMOST DIED SUFFOCATING ON MY FUCKING BOOB, JESUS CHRIST!!!
in September of this year (2017) l was standing on a ledge waiting to zip line. I then proceeded to quote a song from Be More Chill and l made the ever so smart descision to do the dance moves as well. Well, while l was doing one of the dances, l stepped the wrong way and my foot slipped and l fell off the ledge. Luckily l was wearing a helmet because l was about to zipline, so my head was ok but l bruised some ribs and my leg got all cut up.
+Phanosaur I feel like there are several things in this video that seriously warrant more explaination than they got. Like wtf Dan, how do you fall asleep on a motorbike? How do you accidentally burn a bible? What were the circumstances by which you fell off a cliff? How did you almost get hit by a train? I feel like he should have a new series called, "near death experiences," where he tells all these stories to us.
i’ve been in a car crash and almost got hit by a car while on my bike, i was stung by a Portuguese Man o’ War jellyfish (which is deadly), i have gotten scarlet fever (which is extinct and i have all my vaccines), a rusty nail has ALMOST gone through my hand, yeah i think that’s it
Mine was punk edits irl ... it isn't dans vid it's phils , but that was the first sighting of dan and Phil and here I am now on a dan marathon watching all his vids on a playlist... yup ...
I've gotten the chemicals from glow sticks in my eyes at least 4 times and they were all at these weird teenage disco things where everyone thought it'd be fun to break glow sticks and spray the shit at eachother
I had a near death experience.. I went on "the pill" for the first time the day of my sweet sixteen, and about two weeks later I started getting migraines. And I don't mean normal migraines. I am prone to those, so I kinda know the difference. :P Anyway, these "migraines" were so bad, that I ended up running into my mom's bedroom at 5:30 am screaming, "MAKE IT STOP!" and sobbing. My mom drove me to the E.R. As soon as I was out of the car, I vomited my guts out from the pain. The E.R. doctor, noticing I had "psychiatric diagnoses" (AKA Mild ADHD) did not take either me or mom seriously and sent me home with an MRI brain scan prescription. I get the MRI. My mom gets the results. I am in the middle of geometry class when my mom pulls me out and takes me to the E.R. again, without an explanation. The E.R. doctor gets the results. I am told I have some rare disease called "Reversible Vascular Constriction Syndrome" which with certain medicines can produce a brain aneurism. I am put on Blood pressure pills and stuck in the hospital for 5 days. I had to get 2 angiograms. ( Basically a camera stuck up a surgical opening in the crotch area. The first one I was put under. The second they said "No, it's fine! Won't hurt a bit!" Throughout the procedure I remember fading in and out of consciousness screaming my head off in pain... And the last thing I am told before I leave the hospital, "You were lucky you got here when you did. A day later and you could have been dead." Yep... Sorry for using so many words. I like to be as clear and descriptive as possible when I tell life stories... ^^;
Alipsis D XD I'm fine now. I just can't take certain medicines ever again. It was almost 5 years ago, anyway. But thank you for actually reading my comment. It was so long I thought it would go by unnoticed. :P
I was at a Halloween event outside and they had these huge paraffin oil lamps and it was windy. I looked up as it fell and froze in shock. Luckily someone grabbed it and it missed setting me on fire by a millimetre. I could feel the heat off it. My mom bought me popcorn afterwards
Kitten Boy my friends were talking about setting bibles in fire and then I just said "the Bible is lit fam" and we all died of laughter. All I could think of was this video
My father is in the army so we were posted in Ladakh, which is near Kashmir, which is infamous for cloudbursts and landslides. So this one day, a major cloudburst occurred right after I got out of the washroom and my entire home and all my belongings were destroyed. I escaped though, but turns out if I had been in that washroom for a minute more, water would've flooded my house, locked the bathroom door due to the water pressure and water would've flooded through the ventilator and drowned me. Nice, eh?
My "friend" brought me into the deep end of a pool when I was little, and I told her I couldn't swim. And when I started to drown, she just stood there and did nothing. What a great freaking friend.
I was born premature-brith,I was shot in the throat-4 years, had a lung collapse-8years. Yea that's it for now I'm 12 this year and waiting for the next 4 year injury to come. So yay!
When I was 11, my gymnastics coach (who hated me and I was terrified of) decided to have me demonstrate a very questionable looking drill she had come up with. It involved rolling backwards off a block taller than me and landing on my hands. I told her I didn't feel comfortable being the first one to try it, but she sat me up on the block and rolled me backwards as fast as she could when I wasn't ready. I landed on my head and could hardly move my neck for 2 weeks.
I was less that a foot away from getting hit by a giant black pickup truck when I was 11 or 12. Mt dad freaked and started yelling at the driver. Embarassed me so much
kittycatminecraft I don't know why (something is wrong with me) but when you said you fell on the booth chair and started flipping out, I imagined someone falling on a chair and flopping around like a fish out of water. I need help.
When I was 5 I fell down 2 flights of stairs, between the age of 6-9 I had been almost hit by a car 7 times a bus once and a motorbike 2 times,when I was 10 I had a hammer and knife thrown at my head and between the age of 9-10 I was almost burnt to death (once from falling towards a bonfire and the other one was someone pushed me towards an oven and they were both on school camp) and almost drowned once, also fell down a flight of stairs at school with about 20 kids watching at the age of 12
Jade Dunn 😲😲 Oh my, that must've been.. scary. My sister's friend tried to teach me how to float, and I almost drowned. 😐 Luckily, she saved me. 😀 (I was I think 7 at the time) That night, I was crying when I was sleeping, because my ears were... 🤔 I think they were irritating. My dad picked me up from my sister's friends house and took me to a hospital. Turns out, I had an ear infection. 😑 My whole(yes, WHOLE) summer break was wasted staying in bed, taking medications to cure the infection.😑 After that, I had to move up to 2nd grade, and I never learned how to float (even to this very day) .
Actually just yesterday my dog was trying to eat pizza that was cooling on the stove. As she was attempting to eat the pizza she turned on the gas. At that very moment.....I had lit the candle in my bedroom. Luckily my door was shut so it took longer to get into my room. Once I smelled the fiery fumes I blew out my candle thinking that, that was where the smell was coming from. So yay my house didn't explode into a ball of fire and death!
I had a huge chunk of ice fall on my head from 40 feet in the air.... off of a ride I was operating I did not open the protective umbrella because it was warmer with the sunlight.
Once I missed a step on the stairs
I do it ALL THE FUCKING time even in public and I ALWAYS fell on my face and nothing happens except my knees hurt ALOT one day I was at this restaurant so we decided to go to the second floor so what did stupid sara did I missed a fucking step and then my sisters are laughing at me and on of them fell so karma is a bitch😊.
Rip
Me too a lot I nearly fell back some stairs too
I did this once and sprained my ankle
+sara alomaisy Omg, your hairrr.
My near death experience - I fell asleep with earbuds in and woke up with them wrapped around my neck
Socially Awkward I do that every night.....suprised I'm still alive😅😅😅
Socially Awkward Oh no
@Socially Awkward OMG, NOT EVEN KIDDING, ME EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT.
Hahaha me every morning
SAME
*chokes on air*
Me:
Marty Mcfly I choke whenever i laugh to hard.
Your user me and profile pic are lovely.
i choke on my own spit/laughter way too often, it’s a problem✨
I almost crushed myself to death with my dresser, I cracked my eye socket on a desk, I got my pant leg stuck in an escalator, and I nearly suffocated to death due to an athsma attack....
Oh I almost forgot! My cousins stuffed me in laundry hamper and rolled me down their stairs into a pool table...
Wtf you are a living miracle I am happy you're alive
i got my hand stuck in an elevator door :)))))))
Jess K. Better than dan and his head in the subway
Omg
Danalmostisonfire
DrawingKaylu Sama dANALmostisonfire
danisnolongercalledthat *cries*
phunintended *:(*
amazingdanisnotupdatingeveryday
DrawingKayluSama 666 likes
I'm glad that Dan isn't dead
42Ø Piløts same here
Yet......
Me to
His uploads seem to be...
Me too. Especially after his newest video.
Did anyone else see the very end where Phil was walking outside and tripped and almost fell?
I replayed it 50 times 😂
Music Is My Escape YESS😂😂 it’s extremely relatable
Music Is My Escape but... The doors closed...
Music Is My Escape what???
Oh that bit XXDDD
This seems like the only video that's safe from "tHiS HiTs DiFfErEnT" and "wHo ElsE iS hErE aFtEr DaNs ViDeO"
Avery Langley he mentioned a girlfriend
Vale oh my fu-
'i think god hates me'
you thought wrong, avery
omg ikr
Is no one gonna talk about dan going outside for just a video?
DANANDPHIL :p right he actually went outside for a video that is an achievement for dan
Good job, dan and Phil, there's hope for you yet!😊
ikr! I don't know if I feel happy or betrayed....
Legend27 .thelegend27 he risks himself for us 😭😭
Legend27 .thelegend27 ohmigod ur right
My near death experience- I stepped on a lego
HOW DID YOU SURVIVE
Bro, you okay?
Arshia-Jannath Afrin no, I suffer on my everyday life, I can't do a lot of things I used to do
I hope you fully recover one day
Arshia-Jannath Afrin thank u for ur prayers
I once fell off of a stage during a play performance
I swear my life flashed before my eyes out was terrifying
WellMyUsernameIs TaehyungMahBoi oh lord that must've been mortifying 😱
Mohammad Saeed it was 😅 luckily I wasn't a main character so could just scramble away backstage got a bit
kpoplover 191 you know bts? Billboard singer.
Another ARMY! Yay!
ARMYYYYY
Dan is not on fire, but the Bible is.
xikinz genius
\\Em// \\L// yes
Stolen comment
Matchmaker/Shipper The cipher •3• I'm sure someone else has commented that before but it's not stolen lmao.
dAn MiGht nOt bE oN fiRe bUt tHiS tShiRt iS
I almost got ran over by a car, my head hit glass and now I have the smallest crack in my skull, I've almost set my house on fire, I choked on a small ring as a baby, my mom dropped a knife that landed dangerously close to my head, I've almost fell off a cliff, almost fell off a bridge, almost fell off Stone Mountain in GA, a bookshelf almost crushed me, my mom almost dropped me as an infant but somehow caught me, and finally I almost fell into a crocodile pit at the zoo(I was trying to see it, but people started to pile up behind me and almost pushed me off) and that's all of my near death experiences and I'm not even 15 yet
OH MY DAYS YOU UNFORTUNATE SOUL Are you like super talented I feel like that equates to general luck
wtf how?
I really don't think it helps having Kill me Please as a username 😂😂😂
Kill me Please ur name is ironic
Kill me Please I feel like your user name isn't helping sorrynotsorry XD
Every single time I run across the road like some sort of demonic chicken the person driving the car speeds up.
Ikr same
When I was 2 my family was at a pool and I jumped in, then a lifeguard saved me. When I was 9 I got caught in a current in a lake and was being dragged to a deeper point until a stranger saved me. When I was 12 I was in a river and I got caught between a raft and a rock (with the current pushing against the rock) and I almost got squished! Why does water hate me...
Oh and this one time I set a paper towel on fire
I wouldnt go in the wave pool art Darien lake if I were you. 😂
I wouldn't go anywhere that has a large body of water then
I almost drowned too
you pissed Poseidon off
The person could be a fan and just panicked when he saw Dan
Are you meaning at the end? I might be wrong but I thought that was Phil!
Is no one going to talk about Phil slipping at the end of the video??? 😂
RaesofLight i went thru 32677 comments looking for this
RaesofLight lmfao
Crystal Cantrell Lol!
Zolt2014 parkour that sounds like it was in a cartoon lol
RaesofLight omg! I laughed so hard at that😂😂
My near death experiences:
1.Being born, I couldn't breathe
2.I fell inches from a knife when I was 2
3.almost hit by car when I was 5, 7 and 10
4.bad bike wreck when I was 9
5.almost got in a car crash at age 11
6.another almost-car-crash at age 12
7.almost cut off my frickin head ate age 13
8.still existing..... this one explains itself
Glad you're still alive😚
How did u nearly cut your head off????
Wow, gosh
Sophie Seaman also is my question also.
How comes that there are people who go through life without any near death experiences and some people almost die on multiple occasions?
its 3 in the morning... must stop watching dan's videos... school in 4 hours... *clicks on another video*
School in 3 hours.
woops in one hour I should get dressed jesus
Is that your near death experience story?
Rose Watson yup
I fell in a ditch on my way to school
there was water in that ditch
and snow
it was fucking freezing
and I still needed to bike like 6 kilometers of the 9
i know that feel
*hug*
I almost got hit by a car because I never look both ways before crossing the street but luckily my friend grabbed me
Harley xox that happened to me like ten times, my friend is terrified to let me walk home by myself.
Lol my friend nearly got ran over but I pulled her back
• harley • that’s me
I fell off the tube while tubing in the ocean, and they didn't seem to notice. They just kept riding the boat out, further away from me. Note that this is my first time tubing. My step sister finally realized, after they were a good 2 miles away from me.
Overall I spent about an hour in the ocean getting stung by jellyfish and much more. What a fun way to spend my BIRTHDAY.
OMG I've almost fell off very steep cliffs multiple times (10 DX) but nothing like that's ever happened to me! Geez, my only near-death experiences have been crashing into a house while riding my bike, almost getting run over by cars, and almost falling off cliffs (as mentioned before). Thank you for listening to all my near-death experiences.
meow45454 sounds painful
What's tubing? Sorry for sounding stupid, but I generally don't know... :/
Elliekate Ashmore I'm so sorry omg
Maria Huynh its okay. Tubing is when you have a tire shaped thing with seats in it. You can lay on your stomach and hold onto it, or sit on it. But its tied to a boat in the water and it pulls you around
i said a cuss word in front of a teacher
thats my near death experience
Totally know what you mean
my teachers don't even care lmao
Phht I do that all the time
I said bs in 6th grade and my teacher walked by looked then kept walking
My maths teacher literally makes you stand at the front of the class and say a long apology if you said shut up, or idiot to anyone. I’m in year 7! (6th grade!) 😂
When I was on holiday in turkey this guy tried to drown me because I wouldn't give him the inflatable crocodile.
Tf XDDDDD
_jeez.._
why...
this is why I hate people
No. I just ran off and cried to my mum 😂
emmaisfabulous i would do that, but not actually drown someone. what
“last girlfriend in paris”
are you sure about that.
when he said LAST he meant that
Guys, I know the concept of bisexuality eludes us all at times, but he did state in that video that he preferred the label queer over gay, and that he has been attracted to women in the past. (Edit, yes I know he titled the video "Basically I'm Gay, but that was for clarity and reclamation rather than a strict adherence to the literal definition)
@@Robb3636 but he also refers to himself as a homosexual
@@Robb3636you can be both gay and queer as queer isn’t a very specific label. he had a girlfriend for years and they broke up not too long before pinof. also you can date someone and not be attracted to or in love with them
When i went to new york to see wicked for my 13th birthday we wjere walking through time square and this guy dressed as spider man came oit of the crowd, grabbed my hand, and hissed at me dragging me away. I escaped but i could have been murdered or raped by spider man. It was scarier then you think
Damn
Your profile pic is life
Wicked is sooo good lmao
sounds very interesting
really😱😱😱😱
tell us more about how you set the bible on fire dan
XoPie46 Yass
XoPie46 right
This needs a explanation, dan.
Bibleisnotonfire
XoPie46 mhm
God: *with camera and surfer dude hair* it's just a prank bro
Randomized Lunatic why has nobody liked this comment?!?
I read that in a Pete Wentz voice bc of the bro xD
I read this in Pete Wentz voice in the Drunk history vid
I read it in a Pete Wentz voice too
From the odd1sout if no one noticed
times ive nearly died
1. fell down three flights of stairs somehow
2. same stairs again
3. and again. seriously
4. cooking and the knife slipped and i sliced half my hand open
5. three car accidents i mean what are the odds
6. jumped off a bridge as a dare. my cousin said id be too scared to and i immediately went okay someone hold my earrings lemme show this bitch. it hurt. alot.
7. set my sleeve on fire in the lab
i should not be allowed to be unsupervised seriously
Well i am glad you are not ded.
@Ethan I play with lighters :)
Reasons why phans are fails (yay)
um. please dont jump off bridges
I once went to a theme park and I went on the biggest roller coaster in the park and it didn't lock me in and I went the whole ride holding on for dear life
thats happened to me before too. i just remember when it went upside down i could feel myself sliding out ahh it was horrible. but for some reason even after that experience i still love rollercoasters and scary rides...
Skye Snow i always fear thats gonna happen like im like is it locked is it locked and freak tf out
Ikr so now I literally "spam" the lock bar. Which to me is forcefully and repedeatly pushing the lock bar.
they manually lock it like i dont think they have buttoms
Ours was just a seatbelt
did anyone else notice Dan was wearing one black and one white earring and the white earring had a sad face? Very appropriate
when I was walking into my bathroom I slipped over nothing and nearly planted my face into the toilet
I had a near death experience:
When I watched Phil's videos for the first time, I nearly died of squeling, and from Dan's of laughter.
I fell in the street, and I thought I was gonna die... a car passed over my leg and the driver did not give a fuck. After a time the wound get infected and now I only have one leg...
Fuck that driver
I would've tried to take a picture of the drivers license plate and then sue them
Renux Rainbow Damn you okay
oh my god, im so sorry that happened...
I'm sorry for your misfortune ):
My near death experience: I was playing game of war and I saw the legend 27
The like Button that ad tho
The like Button who is thelegend27?
Warrior Fan Artist oh... some say they are the very first player...
Warrior Fan Artist lol
Around age seven, I had gone on one of those motor swing thingies you see at carnivals and shit, and as the ride had reached its hiest point, my seatbelt snapped. I was literally sitting there clinging to the rope, holding my seat up for dear life as I slowly slid off of the ride. And then around 16, I was almost hit by this car that came out of nowhere in my neighborhood. It made my sleep paralysis worse....
Highest*
Omg the seatbelt snapped?!!! Omg how?!! What?!!! Omg that doesn't make any sense you should have sued them. Mwahahahaha!
***** yes
MelliJellixx YOU HAVE LIVED ONE OF MY WORST NIGHTMARES
autumn hodge the car or the motor swing? 😂
No dan god doesn't hate you, he just wants you to have interesting UA-cam videos!
When I was 5, I decided it would be a good idea to stand behind A REVERSING IN MOTION TRACTOR. If my dad hadn't stopped the tractor I would've gotten ran over. But like what child just decides to jump behind a reversing tractor like what the hell, did I think I was invincible or something or was I literally just oblivious
God doesn't hate you, he made you meet Phil
god bless
TRUEEEEEE
AWWWW
preach
Yes preach it
I got my head stuck in a fence once. Good times. But I didn't cry.
I crafted.
PROTIP!
+Abi Belcher omg x'D can u please share the story of how exactly you managed that?? x'D
+Abi Belcher me tooo. I got my head stuck in a fence at a height of about a 1000 m above surface...don't ask how or why...
I got my head stuck in a plastic guillotine and it almost burst an artery according to the doctors. Seriously, how do I fuck up so bad?
😐😐😐😐😐
I almost had a heart attack after getting jump scared by a ginormous spider... Never going in that room again...
HOW DID YOU SET A BIBLE ON FIRE!!!!!!!
Well I mean. If Dan is not on fire then something has to be, right?
THE AMAZING BOOK IS NOT ON FIRE OMG HAHAHAHA (nevermind...) XD
bY ACCIDENT
Feeling super super super suicidal
I've done it too. It just happens
1000 degree knife vs dan howell
my near death experience is I got in a car crash and had to go to the hospital
Itz Sneakz Same
in Sims I nearly got electrocuted for fixing a computer by Dan and Phil aka dads
Hey dil how's tabitha
It was a radio actually
lol bad Dan and phil
Dil these references are way too much for my soul. I'm crafting. (And my ovaries exploded)
+Dil Howlter GOD DAMMIT DIL
So one time in school, I was walking down the stairs, and someone behind me tripped and fell down the stairs. I almost fell down with them. They were fine though.
That happened to me except me and my friend fell together I managed to grab onto something tho so we were ok 😂
When I was born a few weeks later I stopped breathing. They sent me car seat on a helicopter to a hospital where they gave me oxygen. I have asthma.
Lillian Galla I have asthma too
Lillian Galla same
Lillian Galla that samw exact thing happened to me i have astma attacs like every year
i get put on a fucking drip too
I have asthma and I need my inhaler when I exercise
Today when I was crossing the road this car was about 30 seconds drive away and I went to cross the road and it started going at like 70 miles an hour, just missed me and beebed his horn at me. EVERY FLIPPING DAY.
I fell up an escalator, and nearly smashed my face into the part where you get off. But seriously, WHO THE F*CK FALLS UP AN ESCALATOR.
Music Maniac Dan falls up an escalator.
Music Maniac lol
I once stepped on an escalator but completely forgot about my other foot and ending up doing the splits DOWN AN ESCALATOR
Music Maniac Dan
I fell up and scraped my knee, then I fell backwards :')
One time I was walking home from going to the store and I was thinking about how I'd never had a near death experience. I picked up a random fortune off of the ground, and it said specifically, 'It will happen'
Jasmine Geisthardt lol that's fucking scary
who else saw Phil inside the car
mehh
ოøøռ łıgħтTM yeah I saw him too
Yeah
в̶ᴇнιɴd тн̶ᴇ y̶ᴇ̶ᴇ meee
в̶ᴇнιɴd тн̶ᴇ y̶ᴇ̶ᴇ i did
I was at Disney World, and it just rained so the ground was slippery. I tried to get on the monorail, I slipped and my foot, and the rest of my leg, got stuck in between the monorail and the platform. That is how I almost died.🚝🚝☠️
Misspop77777 no no no how did you not get your leg chopped off?!
People have actually died on the monorail I had a mini heart attack for you
That almost happened to me once it was terrifying
When I was little I almost fell out of a rollercoaster
HOW
willow canaday me too and it was because I was so skinny
I was to short and skinny my biological father hid me behind him so I could get on.
willow canaday And that is why you listen to roller coaster rules...And that why you don't hide people who aren't able to ride the roller coaster behind your back...........
That one girl Lillian I didn't even want to go on it but my mom wouldn't let my sister go on without having a responsible adult on with her and my father wanted to go on it to so I had to.
I thought this was No Phun Intended. Lol.
Dan: "When I was with my last girlfriend in Paris, nearly got hit with a train."
Me: Wait, wait, wait!! Dan had a girlfriend!! Hahaha...
Just kidding!! We love you Dan! Glad your still alive!
Ally Tyler what about phil?
You're*. I am sorry.
Exactly what i was thinking 😂
He had like 3 girlfriends lmao
That’s exactly what I thought😂
Uhh....I fell asleep upside down on the side of my bed, and wasn't wearing a bra or a shirt, I had just gotten out of the shower, I woke up suffocating on my boob, I ACTUALLY ALMOST DIED SUFFOCATING ON MY FUCKING BOOB, JESUS CHRIST!!!
WalliePaullie OH MY GOD THIS IS LEGENDARY
My boobs arent big enough for this to ever happen to me 😂😂😂
WalliePaullie i cant stop laughing im about have a near death from laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Relatable😂
Neptune Gamez sometimes people's boobs can be huge
fell off a pier when it was shark feeding 😑😫
lizard from hell almost got his by a car because they legit sped up when I started to cross
I ran into a glass table and it cut up my forehead when I was 5
whisksforhands _ holy sh*t how did you survive?!
whisksforhands _ May I ask for some more detail for that story? I think we are all intrigued to see how that went. 😂
Evie_da_best :P
weird to hear dan say girlfriend
When I was a baby my parents dropped me a lot and eventually into a bush of thorns where now I have a scar on my head to show for it
Sergent Anime are your parents alright? dropping a kid isn't normal I think they should go to the doctor
Hehe... Do you feel like Harry Potter now?
Sergent Anime YOUR HARRY POTTER!!!! XD
Sergent Anime YOU'RE HARRY POTTER!!! 😂😂😂
..ow
okay everyone's sharing their near death experience but aRE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT PHIL IN THE END OF THE VIDEO LMAO
OR "when i was with my last girlfriend is paris" PMGSBHAI
+CharleyChatter omg yesss
phil: *walks*
phil:*almost slips and falls*
phil:*plays it off*
dan: *laughs*
+Cara x Every time I watch this video, I watch that part like twenty times lol
IIIIIIITSS SOOOOOOO CUUUUUUTE
I haven't had any because I stay inside all day
so funny enough u stay in possibly one of the most dangerious places possible... great
I'M ALWAYS INSIDE SO I'M A VOLDEMEORT COLOURED CHILD THAT KNOWS TO MUCH ABOUT DAN AND PHIL
Megan McLaughlin gg
Megan McLaughlin Same literally
in September of this year (2017) l was standing on a ledge waiting to zip line. I then proceeded to quote a song from Be More Chill and l made the ever so smart descision to do the dance moves as well. Well, while l was doing one of the dances, l stepped the wrong way and my foot slipped and l fell off the ledge. Luckily l was wearing a helmet because l was about to zipline, so my head was ok but l bruised some ribs and my leg got all cut up.
I WANT A VIDEO ABOUT THE BIBLE STORY!
OMG lol your pic funny
Phanosaur Same. Dan must receive this message before his fans team up and make him have another death experience for not posting the video.
+Natsumi Senpai that's dark XD
+Phanosaur I feel like there are several things in this video that seriously warrant more explaination than they got. Like wtf Dan, how do you fall asleep on a motorbike? How do you accidentally burn a bible? What were the circumstances by which you fell off a cliff? How did you almost get hit by a train? I feel like he should have a new series called, "near death experiences," where he tells all these stories to us.
I feel like this is really offencive to people...
when i was a young boy my father took me into the city..
i almost joined the black parade
can I marry you random person
Chloe Martin yes you may *Tyler Joseph vine refferance*
Your username!!
Oh my god
Oh noes I'll pray for you
the possibility of MCR getting back together is lower than dans pants
Hera Peaches Roblox it's the only thing lower
Hera Peaches Roblox easy there!! that was ruthless💔
Too soon....
Too soon..
So long and goodnight
Apparently they might be!!!
Too much panic! Not enough disco wait what...
i’ve been in a car crash and almost got hit by a car while on my bike, i was stung by a Portuguese Man o’ War jellyfish (which is deadly), i have gotten scarlet fever (which is extinct and i have all my vaccines), a rusty nail has ALMOST gone through my hand, yeah i think that’s it
I'm pretty sure this was the first Dan video I ever watched.
Yes I actually forgot.
Help
But *_thank god for the random side of UA-cam_*
My first Dan video was 'Hello Internet'
Savannah Aleksic My first was the story of his hamster
Mine was punk edits irl ... it isn't dans vid it's phils , but that was the first sighting of dan and Phil and here I am now on a dan marathon watching all his vids on a playlist... yup ...
Mine was How to make British Pancakes! ^_^
mine was the human interactions
He's not on fire but the bible is!
...
I'll walk myself out now....
Airi Chan You do that.
Bye
:(
Airi Chan that was actually funny to me, i really shouldn't laugh but wow XD
I thought this was funny😂😂
Video: *Reasons While Dan's A Fail! (Yay)*
Me: *I'll Give you some…*
*YOUNEVERTWEETYOUOVEREATALLYOUDOISCRYANDSLEEP-*
*YOURJOKESARESHITPOSTSANDMEMESWITHNOORIGINALITY*
*YOURFAMILYISSADYOUFLOPPEDYOURLAWDEGREEATUNIVERSITY*
A matress flew out of a truck and hit my car window
THE AwkwardPotato lol why does that look so funny in my head
*someone pushes me on accident* them: so sorry!
me: *goes on youtube nEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE -*
Rina k
Once I decided it would be fun to bite into a glow stick. :D
I once decided it would be a good idea to snap a glow stick in half... At a restaurant... Into my eye
# MaisieLove I did that when I was 4 and I started crying cause I was scared
# MaisieLove I've gotten the chemicals inside down by throat before... It burns so I had to get water
I've gotten the chemicals from glow sticks in my eyes at least 4 times and they were all at these weird teenage disco things where everyone thought it'd be fun to break glow sticks and spray the shit at eachother
Same xD I was dancing and jumping around in a smallish building with lots of other kids
Hey, he's wearing the same shirt that's in his icon. *I'm new here*
And *it glows in the dark*
ZackTheHack Yel welcome to the phandom that will make sense once you give dan and Phil your soul
JOIN US
Lol jk
ZackTheHack yeah, that's like his signature shirt.
"one time a set a bible on fire at a friends house" Dan-????
nO ONE'S GONNA TALK ABOUT DAN HAD A GIRLFRIEND
He a fricking person not a video maker robot
Or his cute different color earrings
Yeah, he had a girlfriend for 2 or 3 years ❤️
Once I rode my bike into alligator infested water....
H-how
I had a near death experience.. I went on "the pill" for the first time the day of my sweet sixteen, and about two weeks later I started getting migraines. And I don't mean normal migraines. I am prone to those, so I kinda know the difference. :P Anyway, these "migraines" were so bad, that I ended up running into my mom's bedroom at 5:30 am screaming, "MAKE IT STOP!" and sobbing. My mom drove me to the E.R. As soon as I was out of the car, I vomited my guts out from the pain. The E.R. doctor, noticing I had "psychiatric diagnoses" (AKA Mild ADHD) did not take either me or mom seriously and sent me home with an MRI brain scan prescription. I get the MRI. My mom gets the results. I am in the middle of geometry class when my mom pulls me out and takes me to the E.R. again, without an explanation. The E.R. doctor gets the results. I am told I have some rare disease called "Reversible Vascular Constriction Syndrome" which with certain medicines can produce a brain aneurism. I am put on Blood pressure pills and stuck in the hospital for 5 days. I had to get 2 angiograms. ( Basically a camera stuck up a surgical opening in the crotch area. The first one I was put under. The second they said "No, it's fine! Won't hurt a bit!" Throughout the procedure I remember fading in and out of consciousness screaming my head off in pain... And the last thing I am told before I leave the hospital, "You were lucky you got here when you did. A day later and you could have been dead."
Yep...
Sorry for using so many words. I like to be as clear and descriptive as possible when I tell life stories... ^^;
Alipsis D XD I'm fine now. I just can't take certain medicines ever again. It was almost 5 years ago, anyway. But thank you for actually reading my comment. It was so long I thought it would go by unnoticed. :P
Twinkie Virgin *personal* awwww I'm so sorry that happened how are u?
Twinkie Virgin *personal* hope you are ok
I am, thanks. :)
Twinkie Virgin *personal* Good😊.
I was at a Halloween event outside and they had these huge paraffin oil lamps and it was windy. I looked up as it fell and froze in shock. Luckily someone grabbed it and it missed setting me on fire by a millimetre. I could feel the heat off it. My mom bought me popcorn afterwards
Dan, funniest line: I accidentally set a bible on fire, long story....
i nearly drowned to death.....
same i was 6
i was 9 and 8 and 10 and 6 and 7 and 3 and 5 and 1 and 2 and 4 and yeeeah
Kitten Boy my friends were talking about setting bibles in fire and then I just said "the Bible is lit fam" and we all died of laughter. All I could think of was this video
I read the HAT FIC and lived, dan. I win.
I read the hat fic. I barely lived. Scarred for live...
+araneedsalife hat fic? what is that? where can i read it?
+Alyssa Hall you don't wanna read it xD
+InsaneDiamonds yes. i actually do.
+Alyssa Hall trust me on this one.. there are just some things you can't unread
Flaming knives? Pfft, I bet they weren't even 1000°
Valerie Wang you don't get it, do u
Valerie Wang n
PixelTaco and if they were not hot THEY WHERE knives FOR GOD SACKE
PixelTaco it's easy to light a knife on fire. you dip it in oil and then throw a match on it. Simple.
PixelTaco Get out
the growth from then to now is beautiful, he looks so genuinely happy and confident now. I’m so proud of him.
When i was 4 i climbed up a ladder on to the roof looking for my dad and i almost fell of like (no joke) 5 TIMES!
...yay...?
Emo_Raindeer LADDER HANDS
AAAAAAA LADDERS
*REASONS WHY YOUR A FAIL... YAY*
REASONS WHY I'M A SARCASTIC TWAT.... YAY
1) I correct grammatical errors
btw its YOU'RE
thats the most common one
A party in the comments???
WHERE DID THE PARTY GO?
i'll lead my self out...
Jessica Parker CLOSE THE GODDAMN DOOR
Jessica Parker aaaaaaaaaa
Jessica Parker
will you be my friend?!
Ummm... I hardly know you
My father is in the army so we were posted in Ladakh, which is near Kashmir, which is infamous for cloudbursts and landslides. So this one day, a major cloudburst occurred right after I got out of the washroom and my entire home and all my belongings were destroyed. I escaped though, but turns out if I had been in that washroom for a minute more, water would've flooded my house, locked the bathroom door due to the water pressure and water would've flooded through the ventilator and drowned me. Nice, eh?
That's crazy!
okay, now THIS is what hits different. this makes me really sad.
1:23 Idk if anyone has said this but Phil is the one driving the car, you can see the fringe 😂
Yea I saw it.
I know I was like...that's obviously Phil😂
Well no...Phil said it himself that he wasn't driving.He was the one filming it
I was wondering if anyone else noticed it too lol
at the very and you can see phil walking next to the car as it's driving
I slammed a door and the ceiling collapsed on me
This has seriously happened to me as well why aren't ceilings more stable
maximum Montague I fell through a ceiling when I was nine I was completely fine tho I landed on a bed
I feel like this would happen to me because I always slam things really hard.
maximum Montague LMAO IM SO SORRY BUT OMG 😵😵
maximum Montague same
My "friend" brought me into the deep end of a pool when I was little, and I told her I couldn't swim. And when I started to drown, she just stood there and did nothing. What a great freaking friend.
Ikr
Kia McWilliams You replied to your own comment... Freak.
TicTacPvP Minecraft I was replying to VerticalVoid
Kia McWilliams Oh sorry I didn't see.
TicTacPvP Minecraft Its okay. :)
1:23
And that's why Phil doesn't drive a car 😂😂
I once leant back to far on my chair
deadly
Katie Reynolds only
OH GOD don't you hate that feeling like your computer chair is gonna tip backwards and you're about to die
The point of no return
Oldham Automotive ×)
I was born premature-brith,I was shot in the throat-4 years, had a lung collapse-8years. Yea that's it for now I'm 12 this year and waiting for the next 4 year injury to come. So yay!
ApparentSarah How do you survive getting shot in the throats and survive?
When I was 11, my gymnastics coach (who hated me and I was terrified of) decided to have me demonstrate a very questionable looking drill she had come up with. It involved rolling backwards off a block taller than me and landing on my hands. I told her I didn't feel comfortable being the first one to try it, but she sat me up on the block and rolled me backwards as fast as she could when I wasn't ready. I landed on my head and could hardly move my neck for 2 weeks.
Sue her bwahaha
Hahaha it was so long ago and she's super nice now lol and stuff. Plus I quit gymnastics 4 years ago lol.
Did she apologize?!?!
I don't even remember haha it was so long ago. She probably did.
Did you slap in her face after 2 weeks ?
T-Ten.. years? How has it been ten years since this video came out 😭
almost 12 now!
I was less that a foot away from getting hit by a giant black pickup truck when I was 11 or 12. Mt dad freaked and started yelling at the driver. Embarassed me so much
Zatanna Zatara 3 days ago I nearly fell backwards in front of a moving bus XD
Cisco Ramon OMG same but I was 10 and alone
Jession Ackster mountain dad XD
I once started choking on a piece of ice..... not one of my best moments
The same thing happened to me and no one did anything because "it would melt before I could get hurt" -.-
Same
You should have just waited for it to melt
Ice was stuck in my throat and no one cared until I fell on the booth chair and starting flipping out... This was 2 months ago.
kittycatminecraft I don't know why (something is wrong with me) but when you said you fell on the booth chair and started flipping out, I imagined someone falling on a chair and flopping around like a fish out of water. I need help.
When I was 5 I fell down 2 flights of stairs, between the age of 6-9 I had been almost hit by a car 7 times a bus once and a motorbike 2 times,when I was 10 I had a hammer and knife thrown at my head and between the age of 9-10 I was almost burnt to death (once from falling towards a bonfire and the other one was someone pushed me towards an oven and they were both on school camp) and almost drowned once, also fell down a flight of stairs at school with about 20 kids watching at the age of 12
Jade Dunn bless you 🙏🏽
Jade Dunn 😲😲 Oh my, that must've been.. scary. My sister's friend tried to teach me how to float, and I almost drowned. 😐 Luckily, she saved me. 😀 (I was I think 7 at the time) That night, I was crying when I was sleeping, because my ears were... 🤔 I think they were irritating. My dad picked me up from my sister's friends house and took me to a hospital. Turns out, I had an ear infection. 😑 My whole(yes, WHOLE) summer break was wasted staying in bed, taking medications to cure the infection.😑 After that, I had to move up to 2nd grade, and I never learned how to float (even to this very day) .
Anya Seymour 😨😨😨😨
HeyIt's_Harley9540 😄
Jade Dunn hope u ok
LMAOOO PHILS IN THE CAR
I binged my head against the hard stone title floor when I fell from the stairs
Actually just yesterday my dog was trying to eat pizza that was cooling on the stove. As she was attempting to eat the pizza she turned on the gas. At that very moment.....I had lit the candle in my bedroom. Luckily my door was shut so it took longer to get into my room. Once I smelled the fiery fumes I blew out my candle thinking that, that was where the smell was coming from. So yay my house didn't explode into a ball of fire and death!
My dog did the same thing and burned off her whiskers
My cat once almost walked on the stove while it was on.... I had a panic attack
So Dan was almost on fire
EHHEHEHEEYYYYYYYY XD
Hahahaha
X'D
+Miniam hahahahahahahah hahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahajajajajajajjajajajajahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhhhhhhhhhhahahahahah
Lol i was thinking the same thing
I had a huge chunk of ice fall on my head from 40 feet in the air.... off of a ride I was operating I did not open the protective umbrella because it was warmer with the sunlight.