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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @kurtisconner
    @kurtisconner  5 років тому +57607

    smash that like button if ur a famous mouse 🤪 also let me know if u want a part 2!!!!

  • @despondent27
    @despondent27 4 роки тому +25808

    I like how the “tech/phone bad book good" illustrations are digital art... posted onto social media…

  • @venomadness
    @venomadness 4 роки тому +6117

    “i don’t know who to believe, everyone is fake”
    *b on k*

  • @anjelicasasieta1903
    @anjelicasasieta1903 2 роки тому +8575

    i love when people try to say "phone bad book good" like books are the ONLY intellectual activity you can do out of the internet

    • @Tenshi_Eirian
      @Tenshi_Eirian 2 роки тому +454

      It's not like I could just go to Google audio books and read those or anything

    • @Basedhistoryenjoyer
      @Basedhistoryenjoyer 2 роки тому +389

      its not like i watch youtube to study maths because the book is mostly empty words, math history and "Do you know..." instead of actual clear explanation

    • @brabbit330
      @brabbit330 2 роки тому +210

      It’s funny to hear old people complain about phone use cause if you look at the waiting room of any doctor’s office, 9/10 people there are gonna be boomers on their phones.

    • @AshleyRachelleArts
      @AshleyRachelleArts 2 роки тому +194

      @@brabbit330 old people be using their iPhones to post on Facebook about how much they hate iPhones

    • @ellabella7621
      @ellabella7621 2 роки тому +158

      Especially, because books aren't necessarily intellectual. I read a lot, doesn't make me smart, just makes me spend a lot of time lost in thoughts...

  • @Nick-ho8pi
    @Nick-ho8pi Рік тому +1090

    funniest thing about this, is there was a point in time where people saw books the exact same way old people see cell phones

    • @QUBIQUBED
      @QUBIQUBED Рік тому +35

      thats actually true

    • @Penquinn14
      @Penquinn14 8 місяців тому +18

      sure bud, people have famously put down the invention of writing because it did nothing for humanity right? Best example of what you're talking about is some quotes we don't know actually existed or not allegedly attributed to some philosophers back around ancient Greece times and their message was more "people will forget things easier if we write things down instead of repeating them orally" and even then it wasn't a popular concept because writing systems had existed for as long as 3200 BC. It makes even less sense to consider what you're saying when you realize that the first book written considered a novel is from the 11th century. Writing has existed since 3200 BC, and yet the first book written entirely as fiction for entertainment purposes was around 4000 years after. Going by your logic that would mean for about 4000 years people just ignored what was written down despite the fact it would've been more nonfiction than anything else

    • @kohkimochi3239
      @kohkimochi3239 8 місяців тому +90

      dude, are you ok?@@Penquinn14

    • @shoaibhasan7404
      @shoaibhasan7404 7 місяців тому +63

      @@Penquinn14 you need to see a someone dude.

    • @milkmakesnoise8818
      @milkmakesnoise8818 6 місяців тому +53

      @@Penquinn14 who fuckin hurt you, I think you need to talk to a trusted adult

  • @emmiyan9959
    @emmiyan9959 4 роки тому +9948

    "If you're homeless, just buy a house"
    -true words😪

    • @sidharthcs2110
      @sidharthcs2110 4 роки тому +103

      Didn't Ben Shapiro said that?

    • @emmiyan9959
      @emmiyan9959 4 роки тому +59

      sidharth cs idk🤣 i just remember someone saying that

    • @sidharthcs2110
      @sidharthcs2110 4 роки тому +45

      @@emmiyan9959
      He said something very similar.

    • @daveshusband2606
      @daveshusband2606 4 роки тому +33

      Is that a reference to the girl who said it

    • @emmiyan9959
      @emmiyan9959 4 роки тому +9

      Kai Desu yes😭

  • @fawkesontheroll8594
    @fawkesontheroll8594 4 роки тому +901

    As someone who loves to read books, I find those books vs phone messages so stupid.
    Books and phones are not to divided things that can't co-exist.
    I can read books and use my phone. Heck I could read books on my phone. I could listen to audiobooks, discuss the books with my fandom, read fanfics or see fanarts and fanfilms, write stuff, watch booktubers and so much more......

    • @s29nv1sr1
      @s29nv1sr1 4 роки тому +60

      I KNOW! Using the Internet only elevates the bookworm experience!
      And even if you don't want to read 24/7, that's okay. Sometimes I'm at a boring part in the story and want to take a break by watching UA-cam, and that's cool too!
      Also, what IS your fandom?

    • @a.a.g.h.1679
      @a.a.g.h.1679 4 роки тому +9

      ESMERALDA DE JESUS-LOPEZ based on their profile picture, I’m guessing at least Harry Potter

    • @fawkesontheroll8594
      @fawkesontheroll8594 4 роки тому +11

      I love how people are trying to guess my fandoms. I'm gonna let this brew for a while and then answer😂
      P.S. Not all the fandoms in the profile are ones I'm part of

    • @arabellaf
      @arabellaf 4 роки тому +3

      YES I KNOW.

    • @leavemychannelaloneiquit840
      @leavemychannelaloneiquit840 4 роки тому +5

      @@fawkesontheroll8594 yOURE KILLING ME (softly with his song-)

  • @chiarazani1290
    @chiarazani1290 5 років тому +10525

    T(he) soviet were unsupp(lied)

  • @MiningNatureYT
    @MiningNatureYT 11 місяців тому +477

    Man I'm so addicted to Adobe Photoshop, it's insane, I LOVE paying exorbitant amounts of money to edit images

    • @Tactically_sniped
      @Tactically_sniped 5 днів тому +1

      Im actually ADDICTED to LinkedIn, like I'm ALWAYS trying to find a job

    • @Ich-Existiere-Nicht
      @Ich-Existiere-Nicht 2 дні тому +2

      Ok but seriously the Adobe programs suck. I am in a training to become a graphic designer and the worst thing is unironically being forced to use these programs. They don't make any sense.

  • @leedraconis5793
    @leedraconis5793 5 років тому +4890

    I’m 14 and this is deep vs. I’m 51 and I’m sharing this on Facebook

    • @doubleacoarnaud9280
      @doubleacoarnaud9280 5 років тому +17

      @Just_AutumnYT you goddamn right

    • @megp4732
      @megp4732 5 років тому +10

      Ok... Now tell me why your age is significant?

    • @bingusbongus3404
      @bingusbongus3404 5 років тому +112

      @@megp4732 Because it's making fun of the subreddit r/iam14andthisisdeep by comparing it to middle aged Facebook moms who spend their time making fun of social media while on social media

    • @lune7758
      @lune7758 5 років тому +62

      if you come at my dad like this again

    • @SodaPS102
      @SodaPS102 5 років тому +2

      Wooow this is so deep

  • @havenschade8174
    @havenschade8174 5 років тому +3176

    Cell phones are prisons, that's why they're called "cell" phones
    I rolled my eyes so hard it hurt

    • @polterghost6848
      @polterghost6848 5 років тому +24

      I THOUGHT THIS-

    • @r0bz0mb133
      @r0bz0mb133 5 років тому +19

      Haven Schade my cousin says this SOOOO MANY TIMES MY FUC-

    • @snflwrchan8019
      @snflwrchan8019 5 років тому +35

      Who even calls them cellphones these days?? I just call them phone, mobile phone or smartphone. Cellphone sounds like late 1990s/early 2000s

    • @calcha1274
      @calcha1274 5 років тому +18

      @@snflwrchan8019 The old name is cell phone, it's changed now so you're right, it literally is early 2000s

    • @devilbuster20xx37
      @devilbuster20xx37 5 років тому +10

      It was so bad that I shot myself. And I discovered that Hell has a really good Wi-Fi connection.

  • @kaisachu
    @kaisachu 3 роки тому +1876

    When I was 14 my fave was “studying = student + dying”
    Now I’m a teacher 👁👄👁

  • @trayfr
    @trayfr Рік тому +491

    i had a cringe phase, around 13-14 and i remember seeing a lot of those pictures. one of those in particular was showing two parents going away from each other, and a child was hanging on to the two of them as to not fall inside a hole, and in that hole there were two people taking drugs and stuff. at the time my mom and my dad were getting a divorce and me and my siblings didn't take the news too well. i remember sending this picture to my mom thinking it was deep as shit
    among the memories i wish i could forget, this is one of the top ones.

    • @spaghettiisyummy.3623
      @spaghettiisyummy.3623 Рік тому +29

      I've seen it before! I've also seen someone edit the tiktok logo over the Homeless People in that..
      I thought that the Edit was Hilarious!

    • @LeafSouls
      @LeafSouls Рік тому +30

      there is nothing cringeworthy in the image nor sending it to ur mother, the bad part is thinking it was deep

    • @Penquinn14
      @Penquinn14 8 місяців тому +18

      @@LeafSouls how is it "bad" to emotionally relate to a message? Because someone didn't think of a clever enough way to describe the message they shouldn't bother at all? The whole "haha you think you're deep" vibe is the same thing as people that label everything they don't personally enjoy as cringe. Sorry people didn't feel the way you wanted them to and also didn't articulate it the way you wanted them to, it must be so hard correcting the emotions other people have because you don't think it's the right way to feel them

    • @LeafSouls
      @LeafSouls 8 місяців тому +8

      @@Penquinn14 what

    • @Nigerosaurus420
      @Nigerosaurus420 5 місяців тому +6

      ​@@Penquinn14Bro is mad coping

  • @saiah5066
    @saiah5066 5 років тому +17471

    my favorite thing about Kurtis is 50% of every video is just him laughing at his own jokes

  • @oksana2633
    @oksana2633 5 років тому +6041

    Fri(end)
    Boyfri(end)
    Girlfri(end)
    Fam(ily)
    really stuck with me

    • @antarmalik8767
      @antarmalik8767 5 років тому +221

      im crying

    • @julianbell9161
      @julianbell9161 5 років тому +172

      Lab Partner
      See? It has no end

    • @j.h170
      @j.h170 5 років тому +34

      I'm fucking quaking-

    • @pietra8042
      @pietra8042 5 років тому +19

      Fam I love you

    • @mariayerace9765
      @mariayerace9765 5 років тому +45

      I felt that bRo 😳😳😳😲😟😲😱😱😗😋😲😱😲😳😱😱👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊

  • @amberc1356
    @amberc1356 5 років тому +1555

    That sponsored “ad” on the tumblr page. Brilliant

    • @amberc1356
      @amberc1356 5 років тому +97

      I have been chosen.

    • @vannesaaaaa
      @vannesaaaaa 5 років тому +3

      Lmao I didn't notice

  • @The_strawberryqueen
    @The_strawberryqueen 11 місяців тому +120

    I need kurtis to see the lesbian versions of those “mean girl” and “nerdy girl” remakes

    • @JinStreams
      @JinStreams 10 місяців тому +16

      Queer tumblr users, the solution to misogyny

  • @silviaratkovich1123
    @silviaratkovich1123 4 роки тому +8061

    There is allways a lie in believe
    An end in friend
    An over in lover
    And a fun in funeral

    • @pvwnk
      @pvwnk 4 роки тому +197

      𝓛𝓸𝓵

    • @whatalovelybreadstick2449
      @whatalovelybreadstick2449 4 роки тому +816

      Laughter in slaughter

    • @billysbasement4498
      @billysbasement4498 4 роки тому +175

      Evil in life.

    • @thekippster4749
      @thekippster4749 4 роки тому +171

      Spring load my coffin with confetti and blast 'All Stars', my funeral is gonna be lit!

    • @koyo5088
      @koyo5088 4 роки тому +224

      @@billysbasement4498 you mean evil in live?

  • @Ata.TeaGargler
    @Ata.TeaGargler 4 роки тому +4976

    "Book good Phone bad"
    Virtual libraries: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @edd17themisanthrope
      @edd17themisanthrope 4 роки тому +58

      Good good

    • @biancapande304
      @biancapande304 4 роки тому +65

      Virtual libraries saved me from death by alergy

    • @Moonsapphire419
      @Moonsapphire419 4 роки тому +17

      @@biancapande304 tell me more plz sounds interesting

    • @biancapande304
      @biancapande304 4 роки тому +14

      @@Moonsapphire419 I don't know if you're serious or being sarcastic lol

    • @Moonsapphire419
      @Moonsapphire419 4 роки тому +13

      @@biancapande304 im being serious

  • @godzandheros
    @godzandheros 4 роки тому +1924

    the most hilarious part of the moon/selfie one is that they actually took like THOUSANDS of pictures while on the moon

    • @cursedcliff7562
      @cursedcliff7562 4 роки тому +33

      wait is there a library of them on the internet? i want to see more photos on the moon

    • @cursedcliff7562
      @cursedcliff7562 4 роки тому +6

      @@gotohell6730 Thx!

    • @sophiaseth2769
      @sophiaseth2769 4 роки тому

      So fucking funny I remember first seeing that in a vsauce video

    • @marisadermacho
      @marisadermacho 4 роки тому

      I they just took 17, at least Google says so

    • @radve.1262
      @radve.1262 4 роки тому +10

      They took about 6000

  • @UpsidedownKittyo
    @UpsidedownKittyo Місяць тому +27

    16:57 I hate it when I read a book and it changes my race

    • @Tactically_sniped
      @Tactically_sniped 5 днів тому +4

      Ah yes, I love it when my bag and all my money is stolen as I walk with a book

    • @roxannewolf1694
      @roxannewolf1694 4 дні тому +1

      This is actually a fetish thing just in opposite order, it's not meant to insult women this was drawn as a request

    • @aviewer1485
      @aviewer1485 3 години тому

      So what race you are now

  • @aperson1069
    @aperson1069 3 роки тому +9440

    The best part about the art that says "phones are bad", is that all of them are digital art.

  • @ShadowClod
    @ShadowClod 4 роки тому +1698

    Worst thing about people telling homeless people to just get a job is the fact that you need a legal address to get a job

    • @SonNguyen-tf2yn
      @SonNguyen-tf2yn 4 роки тому +160

      well why dont they just buy a house? 🤔🤔

    • @MsLucid
      @MsLucid 4 роки тому +59

      Sơn Nguyễn because they need a job, duhh, they should just apply for the Job known as “Homeless” and THEN buy a home.

    • @SonNguyen-tf2yn
      @SonNguyen-tf2yn 4 роки тому +3

      @@MsLucid true

    • @MsLucid
      @MsLucid 4 роки тому +30

      Peppermint Loves sashley whoooosh, it was a joke.

    • @Marsisoffline
      @Marsisoffline 4 роки тому +3

      Lara • 2020 years and shit my bad

  • @kaikai9122
    @kaikai9122 3 роки тому +8327

    “Mashed potatoes “
    “ as s “

    • @acek2016
      @acek2016 3 роки тому +178

      Omg😔

    • @monikavashishta7541
      @monikavashishta7541 3 роки тому +284

      I am literally shaking and crying 😭🙏

    • @onionman8811
      @onionman8811 3 роки тому +157

      this is so deep 😭😭

    • @kokonut9142
      @kokonut9142 3 роки тому +46

      16:30 was I the only one who like noticed her becoming pale asf-

    • @Rosie-tc6bq
      @Rosie-tc6bq 3 роки тому +16

      PLS WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD EHWKWNVRGFJHFCY

  • @YosefAlzaidi-e8i
    @YosefAlzaidi-e8i Рік тому +151

    I love how alot of the fake deeps became meme templates

    • @hivijivi
      @hivijivi 6 місяців тому +1

      people literally recyled a picture

  • @elli5054
    @elli5054 3 роки тому +18430

    The fact that you can read books on your phone never crossed their mind once

    • @bocoouri8190
      @bocoouri8190 3 роки тому +899

      Yeah phones are hella useful, my sight is going to shit tho

    • @moonagaming6068
      @moonagaming6068 3 роки тому +46

      yeah ikr

    • @bocoouri8190
      @bocoouri8190 3 роки тому +72

      @@AmeyAmeyAmeybambam nowadays yes but years ago this wasnt a thing

    • @seven8662
      @seven8662 3 роки тому +149

      @@bocoouri8190 my phone has one and it was made 8 years ago so...

    • @ZeitgeistGaming69
      @ZeitgeistGaming69 3 роки тому +165

      Honestly, dude. I've done both. Some people like holding a real book. Personally, I like collecting them.

  • @sweetestgirlonline
    @sweetestgirlonline 3 роки тому +4624

    “we live in a society”
    “w i i “

  • @hollydoes.
    @hollydoes. 4 роки тому +1032

    Why do people post things saying 'Technology=BAD' when they're literally using computers to make them

    • @apez1919
      @apez1919 4 роки тому +54

      I use the technology to destroy the technology

    • @bloodyann_
      @bloodyann_ 4 роки тому +9

      oh yeah as if they address all of technology by showing how addicted and unaware everyone gets, yeah Technology is the bad guy sure that's what it means

    • @michaelzhang7098
      @michaelzhang7098 4 роки тому +4

      Isn’t it funny how the only way to keep connected is technology?

    • @alvaronavarro4895
      @alvaronavarro4895 4 роки тому

      @@michaelzhang7098 wow, you are sure funny. Aren't you?

    • @paddy650
      @paddy650 4 роки тому +1

      @@alvaronavarro4895 yeah he's pretty funny

  • @wilhelmschmidt7240
    @wilhelmschmidt7240 3 місяці тому +8

    8:37 This just makes me think of all the books I have read online or downloaded with wifi. A book is a book. Even a library is one collection of books. The Internet gives you access to literally thousands of libraries of books.

  • @jamescorduroy
    @jamescorduroy 4 роки тому +7711

    s[he] loved his [b]rav[e]ry, his [fl]awlessness, his [o]minou[s] way of [s]how[ing] up out of nowhere

  • @Isabel-cb6wy
    @Isabel-cb6wy 5 років тому +17557

    Millennials these days
    are on their phones way to much. Good thing I'm watching this video on my book.

    • @charmainexylia5053
      @charmainexylia5053 5 років тому +1013

      Pathetic.
      I'm watching this with only the power of my mind

    • @supersonic_tumbleweed
      @supersonic_tumbleweed 5 років тому +796

      I’m watching this on a BIBLE
      Get on my level you heathen

    • @TecnaBluWinx
      @TecnaBluWinx 5 років тому +277

      I thought this was all a dream :0

    • @kagomehigurashi7455
      @kagomehigurashi7455 5 років тому +223

      I'm watching this on my empty list of things good about humanity

    • @strictnine5684
      @strictnine5684 5 років тому +90

      Fuck you all you cheap ass fucks.
      I'm watching this on my fucking computer. Phones are for the weak 😤😤😤
      PC GANG UNITE!!! 💪

  • @josifish5501
    @josifish5501 4 роки тому +3315

    Kurtis goes, “I think the message is” and the ad starts and goes, “babies skin is very absorbent

  • @XxItsNotAnonymousxX
    @XxItsNotAnonymousxX 5 місяців тому +37

    "Phones are ruining our society!" *Proceeds to post this on phone*

  • @yn849
    @yn849 5 років тому +3584

    Everyone:
    Kurtis: _dᵤde_

    • @thisdude4225
      @thisdude4225 5 років тому

      Ikr

    • @elliotnguyen2581
      @elliotnguyen2581 5 років тому +65

      THANK YOU. I CAN N O T TELL YOU HOW MUCH I APPRECIATE THIS. everyone always puts “nobody:” instead of “everyone:”. but “nobody:” just implies that nobody is being silent; therefore the joke doesn’t make sense. you are on my human top tier list as A tier.

    • @Darth_Goblin
      @Darth_Goblin 5 років тому +2

      I felt that

    • @driftingthroughthisplace5898
      @driftingthroughthisplace5898 5 років тому +4

      nllioteguyen exactly man

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 5 років тому +1

      nllioteguyen Damn, ikr.

  • @leoblixen7345
    @leoblixen7345 4 роки тому +26891

    The best part is when these people use their phones to share that they hate phones

    • @dpage446
      @dpage446 4 роки тому +1418

      Phones are bad! Hol' on I'm getting a text...

    • @jesusgotdrip9885
      @jesusgotdrip9885 4 роки тому +857

      PHONE!!!!!! BAD!!!!!!!
      BOOK!!!!!! GOOD!!!!!!!

    • @eduardsusai559
      @eduardsusai559 4 роки тому +722

      Thats like saying "i need to eat healthy!" While being at KFC

    • @adefesiomalhecho
      @adefesiomalhecho 4 роки тому +288

      literally made the edit with their phones

    • @saintfisuto1072
      @saintfisuto1072 4 роки тому +35

      You can't prove that.

  • @All_thegoodnamesaretaken
    @All_thegoodnamesaretaken 3 роки тому +6495

    “Put down your phone and read a book”
    “P o o p”

  • @kiplee-musicgirl23
    @kiplee-musicgirl23 Місяць тому +17

    16:18 There’s actually a song about this issue called ‘Hansel’ by Sodikken. But it’s less about phones and more about how no one pays any attention to Hansel’s issues due to being focused on someone else

  • @laurencollins829
    @laurencollins829 5 років тому +838

    kurtis: *puts in little clips of him laughing at his own jokes*
    my heart: ❤️💞🥰🧡💛💚💜💙🥰💕💘

  • @antifragiler
    @antifragiler 5 років тому +1500

    Why do people make fake deep comics about being on electronics too much when they... are making the comic on a _computer or a phone_

    • @003-e4h
      @003-e4h 5 років тому +54

      yup yup You can use the internet without being addicted to it :-P

    • @gionniblood
      @gionniblood 5 років тому +76

      We live in a society

    • @jacksksk
      @jacksksk 5 років тому +18

      That’s pretty deep bro

    • @outside8312
      @outside8312 5 років тому +10

      Phones are computers

    • @BenjayyK
      @BenjayyK 5 років тому +9

      Because where's the best place to tell people to stop using electronics... On the electronics !!

  • @jj-ng2nr
    @jj-ng2nr 3 роки тому +2507

    “Don’t be depressed, just smile!”
    “ *T* *OE* *S* *?* “

  • @Tuck3rm00r3
    @Tuck3rm00r3 Рік тому +35

    I'm so used to seeing Kurtis with a moustache and I came back to watch this older video since I haven't seen it in like 4 years and I came to the conclusion that Kurtis without his moustache is not actually really Kurtis and is a fake ai sent to take over humanity

  • @starlast5947
    @starlast5947 4 роки тому +13567

    Do old people... like... not realize you can read things on the internet

    • @tintedcherry
      @tintedcherry 4 роки тому +819

      for free and sometimes you don’t need to waste money on them

    • @soulangela7154
      @soulangela7154 4 роки тому +245

      @@tintedcherry except you pay for the library so you still pay. While for a phone you pay more cause you can do way more than JUST read.

    • @Nickkan394
      @Nickkan394 4 роки тому +23

      No

    • @puffball5329
      @puffball5329 4 роки тому +381

      Oh wait, you haven't met those people that claim online book reading "are not real reading".
      Istg bitch I'm saving paper??? Money??
      Like do you know how much books cost? As a person who reads a lot of books, going online and getting most of them for free saves me so much.

    • @minima9667
      @minima9667 4 роки тому +122

      @@soulangela7154 but you can get more books in a phone (plus more functions), so its worth it

  • @milothefirst8765
    @milothefirst8765 4 роки тому +27115

    my mom has literally showed me at least 3 of these-

  • @oliviaachau
    @oliviaachau 3 роки тому +5379

    "she wanted understanding and love"
    "s a u s a g e"

  • @the_murfus
    @the_murfus Рік тому +17

    Man I absolutely adore Curtis' awkward humour! Never fails to make me laugh!

  • @rence3052
    @rence3052 2 роки тому +3549

    The fact they are saying to stop using phones but theyre posting these arts and saying these quotes on fb 24/7

    • @paolarei4418
      @paolarei4418 Рік тому +39

      Yes, yes, you are more exact than the final boss of terraria

    • @toadshifttoadette4585
      @toadshifttoadette4585 Рік тому +35

      Phone: you cannot live with your own failure, where does that lead you? Back to me.

    • @ameer.a_r
      @ameer.a_r Рік тому +4

      Contradiction of the advisor doesn't mean that the main argument is wrong

    • @taeromann5929
      @taeromann5929 Рік тому

      ​@@ameer.a_r the main argument is indeed wrong and bad as fuck, it presumably says only phones are the cause of the world problem today and that society has a really strong flaw due to freaking Phones which is a ridiculous lie, and they also say that books cure this whole problem like saying you'd get smarter out of nowhere. And they even post it in social media so it's dumb and hilarious.
      AND YES, CONTRADICTION OF THE POSTER IS *INDEED* A CONTRACTION OF THE MAIN FLAWED ARGUMENT THEY HAVE.

    • @ameer.a_r
      @ameer.a_r Рік тому +4

      @@taeromann5929
      I am not implying that the argument is true or wrong because this is a different thing but using the contradiction of the persona doesn't really say anything about the main argument it's like saying " Lmao, smokers tells me smoking is harmful omg how contradicting " just because the smokers said something they don't do doesn't make the smoking unharmful by any means
      BTW I think the media one has some facts in it just like how the media represent muslims that protect their countries and families from invader as terrorism and making fun of the image was an exaggeration like anything can be made fun off in this way.

  • @soulslvr9562
    @soulslvr9562 4 роки тому +11065

    Sh(e) b(e)li(e)v(e)d
    Dolphins: "wow that deep fam"

  • @yoonbumi4235
    @yoonbumi4235 4 роки тому +6147

    (He) (he)ld on
    Michael jackson: felt that.

    • @naomideoliveira1886
      @naomideoliveira1886 4 роки тому +189

      Ld on? So deep~

    • @Maria-fb1sz
      @Maria-fb1sz 4 роки тому +45

      Naomi De Oliveira hee hee is what Michael Jackson sings

    • @naomideoliveira1886
      @naomideoliveira1886 4 роки тому +51

      Maria I know. I’m clearly joking

    • @Maria-fb1sz
      @Maria-fb1sz 4 роки тому +104

      Naomi De Oliveira ohh oop I’m sorry being locked in my house made my sense of humor go 📉📉📉

    • @naomideoliveira1886
      @naomideoliveira1886 4 роки тому +29

      Maria it’s okay. Happened to me too

  • @soaringspirits2267
    @soaringspirits2267 8 місяців тому +23

    I thought this was a RECENT video. Gosh dang! Bro was legitimately way ahead of a lot of our current positivity dude-bros. (They all rock. We love them.)
    Thanks for being awesome man!
    Really good video quality!
    Also.
    WHY DO PEOPLE THIBK THEY'RE SO SMART FOR READING A BOOK, INSTEAD OF USING A PHONE. Good sir. Ma'am. Non-bianary humanoid. There is something amazing. Something profound. Beyond your feeble, thimble sized world of originality and common sense. And. It's called a WIDELY ACCESIBLE FREE DIGITAL LIBRARY. Library is spelled so weird.
    But yeah. Anyone who gets on young people for not reading books, or news papers. Please remind them that you are holding an absolutely infinite source of information in your hand, and you are ACTIVELY learning, passively, from an enjoyable medium.
    Smthn you do, when you're not actually being forced to cram information you'll forget next time you have to cram again.

    • @Andreaa_-_
      @Andreaa_-_ 5 місяців тому

      Did you have to fill a wordcount

    • @soaringspirits2267
      @soaringspirits2267 5 місяців тому +2

      @Andreaa_-_ I uh. Get carried away sometimes. I'm a hobby writer so my thought process tends to look like this chaotic mess in text.

    • @allusersaretakenm
      @allusersaretakenm 24 дні тому

      This comment isn't very in character for Alhaitham

    • @soaringspirits2267
      @soaringspirits2267 24 дні тому

      @i_love_モラ Was hacked by kaveh.
      (Jokes aside, I toggle between heavy slang, casual, overly formal and concise, and broken english. Autism is amazing.)

  • @flynnryder3943
    @flynnryder3943 3 роки тому +1701

    I remember being in middle school and seeing a meme I thought was really deep that said “I’m addicted to sleep. My bed is my dealer. My alarm clock is the police.”

    • @Trollestiatumblur
      @Trollestiatumblur 3 роки тому +110

      LMFAOOOOOOOO I REMEMBER THAT ONE

    • @VagueNaming
      @VagueNaming 3 роки тому +94

      Not accurate, unless their alarm clock has a gun

    • @flynnryder3943
      @flynnryder3943 3 роки тому +41

      @@VagueNaming I didn't say it was accurate lmao, it's something middle schoolers thought was deep back in 2013. Obviously ACAB.

    • @VagueNaming
      @VagueNaming 3 роки тому +48

      @@flynnryder3943 I wasn’t tryna correct you, was just tryna make a joke

    • @damaradayton5551
      @damaradayton5551 3 роки тому +11

      @@flynnryder3943 dude calm down

  • @LassenSchifferli
    @LassenSchifferli 8 днів тому +5

    ''Kurtis from 5 years ago can't hurt you" Kurtis from 5 years ago

  • @iceylimeade835
    @iceylimeade835 4 роки тому +5526

    "Don't go please"
    "Do g e"

  • @slick_willy_279
    @slick_willy_279 5 років тому +3582

    I’m actually watching this video on a book right now

  • @sunnyday4502
    @sunnyday4502 4 роки тому +2055

    “Back in my day I had a house at your age” well LINDA back in your day a house cost a dime and a sack of corn

  • @axshleyyreal
    @axshleyyreal Рік тому +6

    With other channels, they say "subscribe for a cookie" and what not, and i never get one, but here, I subscribe for an extra greeting and here it is. Revolutionary, truly.

  • @dakota5571
    @dakota5571 5 років тому +581

    I don’t get why so many are aimed at being anti phone and anti social media but an order to even see those you have to be on social media

    • @captainsmileyface4336
      @captainsmileyface4336 5 років тому +16

      Dakota Mullenix and most are made by digital artists

    • @aggelikh4198
      @aggelikh4198 5 років тому +13

      I mean it does make sense. They are supposed to make people get off their phones so they are aimed at people being on their phones. Still stupid tho

    • @lillianclark8001
      @lillianclark8001 5 років тому +1

      I completely agree. I was about to comment this, but I was reading thru the comments to see if anyone else noticed. Like, if you're so against social media and cell phones, why are you posting these on social media.

  • @will.i.kiwalla
    @will.i.kiwalla 4 роки тому +672

    I saw a meme of two sisters talking and one of them said "Why are you depressed? There's so much joy in life!" And her sisters response was "Why do you have asthma? There's so much air to breathe!" Which is coincidentally the exact situation I have with my sister, I'm depressed, she's asthmatic, but everyone needs to see that. It perfectly sums up how ridiculous it is to tell someone with depression to just be happy.

    • @shrekhussein2543
      @shrekhussein2543 3 роки тому +63

      I’m depressed and I also have asthma

    • @VagueNaming
      @VagueNaming 3 роки тому +104

      @@shrekhussein2543 just breathe happy

    • @robjones535
      @robjones535 3 роки тому +2

      I’ e got that one. Nice find.

    • @introvertedcrow
      @introvertedcrow 3 роки тому +28

      that's actually a smart meme. I'd like to show it to people who don't understand depression. Depression isn't "me sad because something sad happened"

    • @rosa3299
      @rosa3299 3 роки тому +12

      @@VagueNaming Thanks man. The greatest advice I ever heard. I needed that. Thank you. I struggled with my asthma for the longest time and been feeling absolute shit. You shined a light in my life.
      This is sarcasm for those who don't know.

  • @gerhartovaa
    @gerhartovaa 4 роки тому +1617

    "Don't go please"
    " n o p eas"

  • @samferre123
    @samferre123 Місяць тому +18

    5:51 i got a AD

  • @h0bbylessperson59
    @h0bbylessperson59 3 роки тому +4912

    "I WANT TO BE LIKE ASTRONAUTS"
    "I WANT AS S"

  • @JakeCuster
    @JakeCuster 5 років тому +5667

    Name a more iconic duo than filming Kurtis and editing Kurtis
    Can’t be done

  • @Faunaviolet
    @Faunaviolet 5 років тому +613

    “What if they go through a tunnel, then they’re both sad? That’s sad.” :(

  • @oedsvlogt
    @oedsvlogt 9 місяців тому +4

    I have just now realised I'm not actually subscribed yet? How. Ive been watching Kurtis for years now. I've never gotten an extra greeting.

  • @damien8113
    @damien8113 4 роки тому +3972

    *"Be awesome and inspiring"*
    *B e an s*

  • @charkatslife
    @charkatslife 5 років тому +12547

    What’s funny is that all the “deep” content saying social media is bad is all posted on social media

  • @insertnamehere1983
    @insertnamehere1983 4 роки тому +5646

    She (wa)nted (h)im
    14 year old waluigi:*cries in wah*

  • @EchoWhisker
    @EchoWhisker 19 днів тому +3

    The funniest part is they are posting these “phone bad book good” images ON THEIR PHONES😂😂😂

  • @humanskull182
    @humanskull182 2 роки тому +4744

    I remember being about 13 to 14 and saying “I’m like a rose. Beautiful if nurtured properly, but I also have thorns if treated the wrong way” and I actually thought I was cool saying that.
    That’s something I have to live with for the rest of my life 🙁

    • @nejdalej
      @nejdalej 2 роки тому +602

      You were 13 my guy, dont be too hard on yourself :)

    • @hisupwassup
      @hisupwassup 2 роки тому +352

      that's now your cringey memory that will haunt you like once every couple days

    • @buttercupkat
      @buttercupkat 2 роки тому +223

      I may also be a cringy teenager right now, but I think that's a fantastic metaphor, especially if you've been in, or are in abusive relationships. It's not your fault for acting out--it's your abuser who doesn't take care of you properly. It can even be a less serious situation, like how some people have touch as their love language while others take years to feel comfortable with hugs from their best friend. Everyone has their own pace. Everyone is a different kind of plant. Take care of yourself!

    • @beabea5985
      @beabea5985 2 роки тому +154

      Don't worry dude, being cringeworthy is one of the irrefutable rights of being a teenager. We were all cringy, but we didn't have it documented forever on the internet.

    • @youdonotknowwhoiamlol
      @youdonotknowwhoiamlol 2 роки тому +29

      HAHAHAHA don't worry, I think we all said some pretty cringy things at least once in our lives with the intent to be edgy😂😂

  • @yokediciyarrak
    @yokediciyarrak 3 роки тому +5306

    ''She's hurting her self for him.''
    ''Sh e e s h ''

  • @shadow_wolf467
    @shadow_wolf467 5 років тому +2435

    People with anxiety:
    Fake deep posts: just don't stress dude.

    • @beanhunter4647
      @beanhunter4647 5 років тому +6

      Tbh that works and ive done it but it don't work on depression (I don't have depression)

    • @huhdotgov7937
      @huhdotgov7937 5 років тому +19

      Hey dumbass just be happy.

    • @orangejuice393
      @orangejuice393 5 років тому +17

      @@beanhunter4647 so great it works for you. I have PTSD, doesn't work on me, I guess some things only work on some of us.

    • @jasamkojajesam6108
      @jasamkojajesam6108 5 років тому

      Anxiety isn't a thing. It's just a bunch of snowflakes

    • @ORANGE-ib3jd
      @ORANGE-ib3jd 5 років тому +15

      @@jasamkojajesam6108 _Anxiety isn't a thing but a bunch of snowflakes?_

  • @JustinWHY-zz7gz
    @JustinWHY-zz7gz 3 роки тому +3056

    "stop hiding behind your electronics"
    s hi t

  • @emily-rm2sk
    @emily-rm2sk 3 роки тому +10370

    "we loved ourselves but then we grew up"
    " e e e e e e e"

  • @mallorywestover2782
    @mallorywestover2782 5 років тому +405

    My favorite thing about Kurtis is that even when he starts making what he thinks is a terrible joke he still laughs at it and keeps it in the video

  • @Snarkarfle
    @Snarkarfle 3 місяці тому +3

    Cloutless mouse would be another fire band name

  • @barackobama7425
    @barackobama7425 4 роки тому +9387

    Everyone is talking about S[he] Be[lie]ve[d] but no one is talking about sbeve

  • @Iamverylazy
    @Iamverylazy Рік тому +4399

    Fun fact, that last image with the tanned blonde picking up a book and becoming a pale brunette was very controversial when it was first made.
    The creator had to clarify that it's not a deep comic, it's not even a fake deep comic.
    As it turns out, it's porn. It's a fetish comic.

  • @ilikecats8653
    @ilikecats8653 4 роки тому +11342

    Cats: Meow
    Cats when they get hurt: *(me)(ow)*

  • @frozenuruguayball6436
    @frozenuruguayball6436 11 місяців тому +8

    I am so addicted to Uber bro! I just can’t stop calling Ubers to go everywhere! Please help me, I’m somewhere in Costa Rica, I ubered everywhere. I’m lost

    • @AtomSloth
      @AtomSloth Місяць тому

      same bro i'm in antarctica 😭

  • @gracegum9785
    @gracegum9785 5 років тому +1922

    "Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for being *bummed out* ?"

    • @ash-kl1di
      @ash-kl1di 5 років тому +20

      Grace Gum *BuMmeD oUt?*

    • @AryaBeltaine
      @AryaBeltaine 5 років тому +114

      dwight you ignorant fuck

    • @aaliyahstark7948
      @aaliyahstark7948 5 років тому +28

      @@AryaBeltaine *are you bUMmEd oUT?*

    • @madisondeleon4147
      @madisondeleon4147 5 років тому +11

      ThAt'S sO dEeP😩

    • @akirakhan4790
      @akirakhan4790 5 років тому +19

      @Elisa Castro no it's not, it's really not. It's a mental illness that has serious affect on people. Just because society is ignorant and has a close-minded view of serious issues like this. Doesn't mean you should let it bleed into it, and brush these things off. So no, maybe next time? Think before you speak. I have depression, and it's more than just being "bummed out". It's so painful and hard, and is damaging. Depression is serious, and it's society's fault for being ableist. But, guess what. You can change that attitude and work towards being more understanding and open-minded about this stuff. But whatever.

  • @m4vals
    @m4vals 3 роки тому +2065

    "he lied, so she died"
    "d eez nuts"😔🙁💔

    • @D3C4YING
      @D3C4YING 3 роки тому +107

      omg so deep 😫😩😩💔💔😖😖

    • @m4vals
      @m4vals 3 роки тому +37

      @@D3C4YING i know 💔😞

    • @R0DBS2
      @R0DBS2 3 роки тому +14

      OMG PLS 😂😂😂😂

    • @arlenedistel1108
      @arlenedistel1108 3 роки тому +23

      So deep..😔😔✋💔💔💔💙💙💙💙❤️❤️❤️

    • @basilsfakejordans
      @basilsfakejordans 3 роки тому +30

      I'm literally crying this is so deep... 🥺🥺🥺🥺😫😫😫🖐️🖐️🖐️😥😥😥😥😰😰😰😨😨😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😔😔😔😔😔💔💔💔💔💔😩😩😩😩😫😫😫😫😫😫💔💔💔

  • @memeboy4206
    @memeboy4206 4 роки тому +4441

    S[he] Be[lie]ve[d]
    13 year old me: **cries in sbeve**

  • @-TheCheeseMan-
    @-TheCheeseMan- 19 днів тому +4

    This video was ahead of its time

  • @potichat
    @potichat 5 років тому +2797

    Stu(dying)
    Stu(died) oh NooOoO

  • @crisptomato9495
    @crisptomato9495 3 роки тому +3797

    Fun fact that I just learned: Astronauts actually vibed to Frank Sinatra’s “Fly Me To The Moon” during the Apollo 10 and 11 missions while literally flying to the moon.

    • @chupacabrah5767
      @chupacabrah5767 3 роки тому +97

      astronaut in the ocean?

    • @gc-qh7rr
      @gc-qh7rr 3 роки тому +224

      Another Apollo 10 & 11 fun fact: It’s called Apollo, the god of the sun, while traveling to the moon. The goddess of the moon is Artemis, his twin sister who hates male

    • @xiphosofficial
      @xiphosofficial 3 роки тому +67

      @@gc-qh7rr for some odd reason i think u like percy jackson

    • @gc-qh7rr
      @gc-qh7rr 3 роки тому +76

      @@xiphosofficial what gave it away? The profile pic or me being a Greek mythology nerd?

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 3 роки тому +41

      Neil Armstrong filmed a selfie video on the moon that had the highest number of views in almost forever. It has blinking text and a fake deep message about small steps and big steps.

  • @PanD0rA_
    @PanD0rA_ 4 роки тому +19343

    “Be calm and love yourself”
    “B al l s “

  • @Zozo4VM
    @Zozo4VM 22 дні тому +2

    I remember once when I was 11, I watched a compilation of these drawings and it genuinely made me cry💀 (I regret everything)

  • @casual_ice_consumer4148
    @casual_ice_consumer4148 4 роки тому +1884

    "[D]eep" Content That [I]sn't D[e]ep At All

  • @skylardeslypere9909
    @skylardeslypere9909 4 роки тому +3834

    Humans: Homeowner
    Cats:
    Humans: Ho(meow)ner
    Cats: damn...

    • @Sunmoonstar07
      @Sunmoonstar07 4 роки тому +114

      Honer✨🧚🏻‍♂️ but change h with b ✨🧚🏻‍♀️

    • @peepeepoopoo7182
      @peepeepoopoo7182 4 роки тому +120

      (ho)m(e)owner

    • @somebody4942
      @somebody4942 4 роки тому +15

      The people in the replies seem to not get the joke.

    • @charnedee721
      @charnedee721 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂no man

    • @charnedee721
      @charnedee721 4 роки тому +1

      @Jenevieve Majoor 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ishaangunka8729
    @ishaangunka8729 Місяць тому +6

    11:45 Pooping while farting farting while pooping.

  • @NekoCat999
    @NekoCat999 5 років тому +690

    Free book? Free wifi? You can get both at pretty much any public library

    • @zad_rasera
      @zad_rasera 5 років тому +5

      Oooooohhhhhh

    • @12KTOYOTA
      @12KTOYOTA 5 років тому

      No shit

    • @NekoCat999
      @NekoCat999 5 років тому +1

      Toyota Prius hey your username is the kind of car i drive

  • @lucidht
    @lucidht 5 років тому +2385

    I only watch these videos to hear Kurtis chuckle at his own jokes.

    • @alexac2254
      @alexac2254 5 років тому +6

      Same

    • @kaylaclark7092
      @kaylaclark7092 5 років тому +8

      Now I can’t not notice it thanks a lot

    • @Chillycherry10
      @Chillycherry10 5 років тому +27

      its so cute skskks

    • @edgyspoon5793
      @edgyspoon5793 5 років тому +13

      He has the most cutest laugh I've ever heard!!
      ....no homo....

    • @bums009
      @bums009 5 років тому +10

      I think I love dudes who laugh at their own jokes... Pewdiepie does it too and so does my boyfriend...
      Well I just realised something today lmao

  • @yanzzllo
    @yanzzllo 3 роки тому +4616

    "They never take risks"
    he n ta i

    • @andreiarocha2593
      @andreiarocha2593 3 роки тому +65

      PLS

    • @laslw
      @laslw 3 роки тому +37

      Any recommended codes?

    • @nye1915
      @nye1915 3 роки тому +73

      @@laslw 177013

    • @VTK13_
      @VTK13_ 3 роки тому +73

      THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT IVE SEEN LMAO

    • @laslw
      @laslw 3 роки тому +29

      @@nye1915 no.

  • @FallDogBombzTheMoon
    @FallDogBombzTheMoon Рік тому +13

    It’s 2:30 Am and I should really sleep rn, and this video is like a fever dream.

  • @garbonzo6516
    @garbonzo6516 4 роки тому +39886

    Don’t you hate it when you swim in a pool of pee and you accidentally water your pants

  • @tartianazale4266
    @tartianazale4266 4 роки тому +2202

    I really thought when he said “taking selfies and flossing” I pictured people flossing with dental floss

    • @chubbyturtle
      @chubbyturtle 4 роки тому +18

      S a m e

    • @superlolgal555
      @superlolgal555 4 роки тому +11

      I was literally dental flossing when that came on and I got so confused

    • @dumbass9049
      @dumbass9049 4 роки тому +9

      dentist ass comment

    • @websicles
      @websicles 4 роки тому +3

      I was looking down at comments while a dental ad was playing and this was the first one I saw

    • @lex1212
      @lex1212 4 роки тому +9

      Fucking kids having good dental hygiene.
      I hate this generation. All these woosies TAKING CARE OF THEIR TEETH??!!?!?

  • @emoscotchtape
    @emoscotchtape 3 роки тому +18888

    Boyfri(end)
    Girlfri(end)
    Fri(end)
    (end)
    Deep (end)
    B(end)
    L(end)
    Pret(end)
    Def(end)
    Bart(end)er
    Bart(end)
    T(end)
    Dep(end)
    W(end)y's
    Arson
    Only arson has no end.

  • @sameklund8421
    @sameklund8421 Місяць тому +1

    I remember watching this video in sixth grade recess…. I’m graduating next summer… thank you Kurt for being with me for such a long time!

  • @davidkonevky7372
    @davidkonevky7372 3 роки тому +16466

    "He hit her, she killed herself"
    "He e h e e"

  • @ShadeScarecrow
    @ShadeScarecrow 3 роки тому +11381

    I feel like these "books over phones" people keep forgetting that with smartphones, we literally have the worlds knowledge in our pocket at all times.

    • @dojakate3022
      @dojakate3022 3 роки тому +845

      They're hypocrites,creating some "bOokS OVeR PhONeS" content then they post it on social media
      how ironic.

    • @59spadesofalife52
      @59spadesofalife52 3 роки тому +137

      They really our hypocrites they say one thing and then go and do another

    • @dojakate3022
      @dojakate3022 3 роки тому +159

      @sbcontt YT BTW,i'm a bookworm but i don't even read books on phones because it's so boring unlike real books,These tell that there's such good things that Books can do than Mobile Phones. Anyways,you can still do things on your phone other than it like watching good stuffs but the problem is this oldies (karens,social media perfectionists,and nerdos)
      whose making this kind of contents to pull us on reality and
      read books instead. Do these people really know that we live in modern era were phones are really necessary in our everyday lives like go girl go back to prehistoric era.

    • @APersonAlive
      @APersonAlive 3 роки тому +115

      also, the "books over phones" people forgot that books like 50 shades of grey exist

    • @serenitynalu-lover5474
      @serenitynalu-lover5474 3 роки тому +2

      @sbcontt YT Me. I love it lol

  • @vaaalfer
    @vaaalfer 5 років тому +1619

    kurtis te amo, but this was too deep for me 😔✊🏼 my two braincells can’t handle this

    • @jennlca
      @jennlca 5 років тому +42

      Imagine how I feel I only have one 😔

    • @danielleh.5472
      @danielleh.5472 5 років тому +23

      Jennica Houlton u guys still have brain cells? Wow that must be nice...

    • @negligible_reality
      @negligible_reality Рік тому +6

      @@jennlca you're lucky you have even one! i don't have any braincells. 🙃😢😞

    • @xxrandomgamerxx810
      @xxrandomgamerxx810 Рік тому

      @@negligible_realityyour so lucky I have negative braincells 😢

    • @YourJapanic
      @YourJapanic Рік тому

      @@xxrandomgamerxx810 same 💔