haha yeah i feel ya i used tigerbalm once and then scratch my eyes after, i had to lay down with eye drops all day,it burned! when everyone had fun in the sun! i couldnt see...but i had to laugh how stupid i was:)
Thank God for this honestly. I had such a horrible, shitty day, i really wanted to cry but then I saw he posted this and it's like. I wanna cry of happiness cause I just remembered that if he can survive getting sprayed in the eye with deodorant, I can survive a horrible day like today❤️❤️
Daniel, my man. When she asked about the three-day-stay-durance thing you could have literally said that you have meetings that involve your work after the convention ohmagaaaadddd, she would've n e v e r found out.
I'd say "short film maker" after all his videos do have some fun cut scenes and would explain the convention. Also, if you have a job other than doctor, lawyer or engineer dont talk with elder people with higher positions than you
power: no longer human he has finally reached a Nirvana where he is more comfortable and self-confident in himself than he has been in years. Possibly as far back as Hello Internet
i was wearing a pulp fiction shirt in an airport once, and this massive scary looking security guy started screaming 'SAY WHAT AGAIN' over and over at me and everyone was freaking out it was actually great
NOBODY FUCKING BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I SAW DAN HOWELL RUNNING THROUGH THE AIRPORT I WAS AT A FEW DAYS AGO I WAS SO CONFUSED AND I HAD A HEART ATTACK ALMOST BTW DAN IM HAVING A NICE HOLIDAY
I'm American and I was terrified coming back into the country. I can't imagine what foreigners feel. American security is crazy. Which matches the entire country tbh.
i was born and raised in America, hardly ever leave my house let alone do anything illegal, and i was literally just traveling to another state WITHIN THE COUNTRY and i related to how terrified Dan was. i can't imagine how people from other countries must feel
Essie M So true. A few weeks ago I left the country and reentered and it took for bloody ever. Though, the security leaving the country took longer than entering it.
True that. Every time I go to the airport, I believe I did something wrong and was gonna be caught for something I didn't do but then I pass through it fine and wonder why I was so worried......
Oh, Applesauce one time when I was going through US customs I got asked if I had ever been refused admitace to be US before I got worried that I was going to be refused at that point.
i watched dan growing up (teens) and i always wondered why he was “unlucky” with life encounters… i’m in my 20s now and i finally understood what he meant lol. sometimes the things that happened in my life can be a big fking joke sometimes 😭 the rewatchability of dan’s old videos makes me feel less alone and miserable
....I legit thought you just went into a conference room labeled "Bahamas" or something in Florida, but you actually went to the fucking Bahamas. Dude. I am so sorry. But also I can't stop laughing at you 😂
"What do you do for a living?" "I'm an entertainer - I make comedy skits and put them on UA-cam" The easiest way to explain and you probably won't get the weird questions 😂
Only this shit happens to you Dan. You are the only person who can piss off an airport lady, go to the Bahamas, piss off a cab driver, and then get on a broken plane all in one day. How? How do you do it? I want my life to be that exciting!
Ninja Girl take my life instead I nearly die every week seriously I don't knew why but there's always something that should've killed me then but never does, I had a random skin infection that normally would've killed someone with how long it was left on me without treatment (not my fault I didn't even know I had one for a week) and I end up fine.
Buddy, as someone who has the similar luck levels, ( which seems impossible considering the hell Dan just described ) I can assure you: You don't want it.
*gets out of school away from all the assholes making jokes about him *spends years gaining a loyal internet following *following realises how easy it is to make fun of him and hes back where he started *lol
Emily P I was laughing in class today and my teacher said something along the lines of 'if you're so funny then tell me a joke' and I said that. She wasn't amused😂
Every other youtuber: *plane gets delayed My airport disaster Daniel Howell: Tells a story of being kicked out of America creating taxi war and then getting stranded in the Bahamas
At least you didn't spray deodorant into your eyes
zyrynn muncal Yeah, haha. What kind of *utter idiot* would spray deodorant in their own eye?
MusketWalrus i did yesterday by accident so me ;(
haha yeah i feel ya i used tigerbalm once and then scratch my eyes after,
i had to lay down with eye drops all day,it burned!
when everyone had fun in the sun!
i couldnt see...but i had to laugh how stupid i was:)
zyrynn muncal 😂😂😂
Done that before it hurts!
*"ARE YOU QUESTIONING MA AUTHORITEH"*
Skittle Trash I hope that people know that not all Americans sound Californian or southern
Skittle Trash Lmao
😂😂
Sounds like a line out of True Blood...
Skittle Trash I just liked this video and it went to 666, I knew I was Satan...
Phil: tell me a joke
Dan: my life
Phil: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 sips tea mmmm
Dan: depression
Dan: * Start awkward laugh *
Oh my god this is hilarious sdfgjdfjmhnjm :D fghj thank you! lolhjklşvbnmdfg
trashy michelle true... But very relatable
Sameee
Dan just say "I'm a british video blogger" and they'll be like "oh okay sounds professional"
Haha true that sounds fancy to us americans
also LOVE the username.. my whole grade has an inside joke about Vector
I was ur 1000th like n it was satisfying lol
Ella Franta ghhhug
i like your profilpic and name hahaha
or that he works for youtube
The universe doesnt hate you Daniel, its making sure you have content for vids
Sam Maciel I already commented that
I like that one that's funny 😂
I was about to comment the exact same...😂
but what about the Bible incident *dun dun DUN*
Sam Maciel lol
Well at least you didn't nearly blind yourself again
Sean Whittaker same
too soon
Daniel Howell ; too soon indeed.
have you ever noticed how much Hairuhi looks like dan?
Daniel Howell its been 8 months
maybe the universe hates him because he's always questioning it
wow. plot twist
now I know why the universe hates me
Rain H 1k liker!!
...nobody cares...but still....
...hi
maybe he hates universe because it always questions him
@@ilkinpoland G E N I U S
Phil has the magical power to avoid awkward situations via making people fall in love with him.
Dan is a magnet for disaster.
A match made in hell.
yeah but what about those crazy people who phil have met
@@gangsteri-aine3122 "I aTTraCt CrAzY pEoPLE"
gangsteri-Aine They all fell in love with him
Tony Snacc honestly
Altho phil has an issue with animals attacking him
so the moral of the story : *never leave your house*
dan's sad dimple ☆彡 ☆ミ lol wouldn't do that anyway
dan's sad dimple ☆彡 ☆ミ room*
dan's sad dimple ☆彡 ☆ミ now I'm thinking, wow I probably should've stayed inside my house
dan's sad dimple ☆彡 ☆ミ instantly thought of tøp when I read ur comment
dan's sad dimple ☆彡 ☆ミ IMPOSTER
Dan : I've looked at wierd things on the Internet
me : whisk
xx_Azaria _xx I wish I could like this 500 times
Grace Whitten same
I'm not crazy I'm in the Phandom omg ur username is fucking awesome 👏
xx_Azaria _xx?
xx_Azaria _xx I watched that video
I wish I hadn't
It comes in my thoughts at the worst times ;-;
I really want to hear Phil's side of this 😂
oh my god i never realized i wanted that so bad until now
Becky R bet you Phil's version is more calm
Becky R same
"So I told this guy a thicc joke and
oh what a thicc joke it was"
YES!
We're sorry.
-All of Your American Fans
Chloe Cagle yes I feel bad as an American this country is so messed up
True
I Feel Bad That ARE COUNTRY IS HORRIBLE
Yeah, America kinda sucks
Yeah we’re pretty scary.
i'm just relieved that "hello internet" didn't get burned in the rebrand
madi m - yes, thank god
oh i should clarify: i meant the intro to the video! like, dan still starts this vid by waving his hand and saying "hello internet" whoops
*Are you questioning mah authoriteh?*
Yellow Diamond
Hanna Potter I immediately thought of Eric cartman when dan said that 😂
I'M GLAD I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT
he loved your comment. you're lucky
Hanna Potter ERIC CARTMAN IS THAT YOU
Dan's travel experiences
Almost got blinded
Threw up everywhere for 24 hours
Now this.
Owl Nova Wait. when did he throw up?
Poptart Trash the time he went on a family holiday and got so sunburnt he spewed out a taxi. This is real.
Poptart Trash the video is called "the time I got sunstroke"
oh yeah huh! I remember now. thanks guys!
The time he nearly got impaled with a spear gun underwater on a family holiday
Why is Dan so unlucky? Like seriously I never hear stories like this from any other youtuber. Boi needs some lucky charms.
JACKSEPTICEYE GIVE HIM ONE OF YOUR GOLD COINS THAT YOU HIDE UNDER THE RAINBOW AND GIVE HIM LUCK!
Emi_Ze_OtakWhale POUND IT
Gabbie Hannah has a story about her running in an airport with a light saber and other stuff, she is unlucky too lol
get him a ‘marinette lucky charm’
Emi_Ze_OtakWhale obviously you haven't watched tanna mojuio
that aesthetic though... dan is fucking killing it with the new branding
Eliza Pancakes QWEEN
*Daniel
YOUR NEW ICON AND BANNER I'M WHEEZING
Spencer J
ME TOO
SAME
SAME OMFG AHHHH I'M SCREAMING
Spencer J AHHH CHANGE!!! CHANGE IT BACK!!!
Spencer J I choked on my cookie when I saw that 😂😂😂
Dan, running? Ha, you are rebranding Daniel
I believe it's a type of banan
Asha Forth no I think it's some type of nightmare...
Asha Forth you're gonna be so jealous but i don't do P.E :>>
What is a...fruit?
is that a new sweet?
Idk what it could be.... It sound's Interesting though...
Now i wanna know why phil and the guy were giggling
ladydoor
They were both named phil I think
Because phil is a sunshine so he can make anybody laugh
Because he's *PHIL*
ARe yoU QUEstIoNin Ma AUtrhOriTY!?!?!1!?!1?
i'm sure things would have worked out even better for me if i said that
Omggg hi
AUthoRiTeH*
Sorry, had to correct XD JK
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
nO KiTtY tHaTs a BaD KiTTeH
"aaaaahHHH yOU questioning mAAHHH AUTHORETEH???"
I love your username XD
I'm only questioning your objectivity, my Diamond
c'mon su reference!!!
"some weird stuff on the internet."
*whisk flashback intensifies*
Celestia Kinley OH GOD YOU WENT THERE
Celestia Kinley _Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub…_
Tishitha :3. milk fic still haunts me
OH GOD NO PLZ NO
Celestia Kinley Looks at likes, in mind:. so close to 666
Moral of the story, don’t judge people by there cover. A scary looking bald man could be nicer than a generic middle age woman
Ruby Tuesday Yesss
WE NEED PHIL'S VERSION OF THIS
Omg yes XD
Adrija Kundu YEEEEA
His would probably be like:
The view was nice.
· Panic!AtTheFallØutPiløts · phil didnt go with dan dan went by himself
YES WE DO!
I got rlly confused with the Bahamas thing thank you
I also deeply thought you had teleportation powers
He did all this to stay with Phil and I can't even get a text back smh
dundelion relateable
SAME WTF
actually same
dundelion same
why is this me
"It's ya boy daniel here"
Hey demons, it's ya boi
😂😂😂
Oh ghouls, the bois are here!
*D A N I E L* here
dan: *causes taxi civil war in the bahamas*
I DONT CARE WHAT HE POSTS I JUST WANT TO SEE HIM AND HEAR HIM TALK HE MAKES EVERYTHING ENTERTAINING
I_am_dan_and_phil_meme_trash EXACTLY
I_am_dan_and_phil_meme_trash TRUEEE
I_am_dan_and_phil_meme_trash yep.
Don't worry Daniel, I'm American and the border control still scares me.
*You can't escape them.*
-YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE THEM-
- SortOfABigDeal - 😂😂
- SortOfABigDeal - this is unrelated, but we've got the same profile picture!
True!!!!!!!!
im 11 and i get scared af
same
Dan, next time someone asks what you do for a living, say you're a "short film director" ;D
13:48
uhhh
"Apparently tagging in the Bahamas and then in Diagon Alley within two hours confused some people,"
They probably assumed you Apparated.
BAHAHAHAHA YES
Daniel Nights XD
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
I was just thinking that oh my lord
900th like :)
"pretty bloody good right" you're so british i'm tearing up
lucie lester same
lucie lester *cri*
me at "I had a little sick in my mouth "
420 likes
Kristen Davis ;)))))
This was 6 months ago 😱😭 Omg I swear it was like last week…
Stay for the peel porn Pls it's because he posts ONCE A FOOKIN MONTH.
We are all dying
I LOVE YOUR USER
Ramone Evans lmao I hope you’re being sarcastic
Wot.
"why does the universe hate me?"
It doesn't hate you, it gives you content for your videos.
i swear to god this is genius lmfao
THAT
and makes his life un uneventful
Mrwa Daif thanks
IntrovertedDarkness 802 true true
And ways to mess with his stalkers lol
Thank God for this honestly. I had such a horrible, shitty day, i really wanted to cry but then I saw he posted this and it's like. I wanna cry of happiness cause I just remembered that if he can survive getting sprayed in the eye with deodorant, I can survive a horrible day like today❤️❤️
Hailey Alvarado aww sorry to hear that hope u day goes better and hope u have a better day tomorrow
Hailey Alvarado have a better day Hailey
Hailey Alvarado same but then my mum ruined it even more by THROWING MY FUCKING PHONE OUT THE WINDOW
And I live in A FUCKING FLAT 3 STORIES UP
Fawn oh shit
Now I HAVE to hear phils side of this story
YES
Cream Cheese SAME
Cream Cheese YES
Cream Cheese omg yes
SAME
Daniel, my man. When she asked about the three-day-stay-durance thing you could have literally said that you have meetings that involve your work after the convention ohmagaaaadddd, she would've n e v e r found out.
then he could've gotten arrested
Dan... Dan, you're an 'Internet personality'. That's all you need to say bud.
Most people wouldn't know what that means.
If I were him I would just say I'm a comedian.
Entertainer
Zoogoo40
"Freelance comedian"
EXACTLY or like a freelance comedian
I'd say "short film maker" after all his videos do have some fun cut scenes and would explain the convention. Also, if you have a job other than doctor, lawyer or engineer dont talk with elder people with higher positions than you
Dam looks like such a dad lately. Curly hair, colourful shirts and glasses. He lost the sort of teenage hatred of life and its quite refreshing
power: no longer human dam?
Rosie Cross he cusses so much we might as well call him a cuss word XD
power: no longer human he has finally reached a Nirvana where he is more comfortable and self-confident in himself than he has been in years. Possibly as far back as Hello Internet
power: no longer human ohno does this mean i'm attracted to a dad?
power: no longer human yeah~ and this is so awesome
Daniel: I haven't showered
Me: and I haven't studied for finals. What's the excuse here?
Claire Teh Potato same bro
HEY YOU SHOULD OF HAD A MUFFIN!
Emmy McLaughlin pistachio muffin*
Emmy McLaughlin *have
I have a muffin right nowwwww
Tyla and Emmy *should of*
Get muff-inside me
i was wearing a pulp fiction shirt in an airport once, and this massive scary looking security guy started screaming
'SAY WHAT AGAIN' over and over at me and everyone was freaking out
it was actually great
Drew Frokel Woa
Dan flew to the Bahamas and back just to stay with Phil for a few days and I can't even get a text back
Phanic! At The disco stolen comment much
for a few days, he's literally been there for a solid month.
same
Phanic! At The disco wowee 1.5k likes in five hours, amazing
Phanic! At The disco same ....but I love your username
NOBODY FUCKING BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I SAW DAN HOWELL RUNNING THROUGH THE AIRPORT I WAS AT A FEW DAYS AGO I WAS SO CONFUSED AND I HAD A HEART ATTACK ALMOST BTW DAN IM HAVING A NICE HOLIDAY
alexander hamilton Hey Alexander Hamilton **severe wink wonks in motion**
ButteryToast75 Buttery my dads a historian
alexander hamilton IS NO ONE FREAKING OUT THAT THEY ACTUALLY FOUND A WILD DANIEL HOWELL?
Hayden Thompson He should have thrown his pokeball 😂
Hayden Thompson I AM
“Having a pleasant f*cking bop.”
That skit of him dancing gets me every time.
my new whatsapp bio
I'm living for all of Dan's American Accents
Kaylee Alithic Yurio !!
And yes, I'm American and I can admit that our security is terrifying
LolaTheLion •_• --- ugh yes. I hate American security, they made me throw away my favorite pair of scissors 😡
LolaTheLion •_• yep
Rainbow Royals why were u bringing scissors??
I'm American and I was terrified coming back into the country. I can't imagine what foreigners feel. American security is crazy. Which matches the entire country tbh.
i was born and raised in America, hardly ever leave my house let alone do anything illegal, and i was literally just traveling to another state WITHIN THE COUNTRY and i related to how terrified Dan was. i can't imagine how people from other countries must feel
Imagine Phil passing by to see Dan filming this video and screaming like a maniac.
he was probably standing in the corner/hallway laughing throughout tbh.... Or from the other side of the house.
It's ya boi....
[Dan]
Reanna II-// no
He's gone from emo to grandma
i love it
Aria G. I mean haven't we all though?
squiggle k I went from emo to hipster trash to grandma
Aria G. I went from grandma to super grandma...
he's meh loveleh emoh grandmah
Bahamadramas
Kit Kat Quarter I live in the Bahamas but not on that island
Kit Kat Quarter ba dum tsss
Badramahamas
Bahamallamadramas.
lmao sorry
BahamaDramaLlama
Dan looks like he murdered one of Phil's plants in that Visa photo...
Rip fil
Well Dan wouldn't have to do much murdering after what those plans have gone through. Rip every plant that Phil has lost 🙏
His curly hair is so cute.
Dan trying to imitate an American accent just made my day
Suuske same
Suuske i know it took my a second like Dan not everyone in America is from TEXAS
I thought he did a pretty good job :D
I agree
"US immigration is a disaster", Daniel hon, the US is a disaster.
Essie M
So true. A few weeks ago I left the country and reentered and it took for bloody ever. Though, the security leaving the country took longer than entering it.
Unfortunatpey
Unfortunately
Pretty much
I live there and you're so right
'Taxi civil war in the Bahamas' 😂
I'm dying this is hilarious
Helena x that'd be a great movie
Daniel looks so..
Soft and neat.
AHHHH
damn you’re right
WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT-
Imagine being at the airport just casually slurping a drink and suddenly Daniel runs by like a flailing giraffe. I wish I could have seen that.
i would sell my soul to see that
phantears I would too, but I don't have one.
Annelies van Overbeek i just don't want mine anymore tbh
Wth his American accent has gotten so much better. A bit. Character development.
Indiesonglyrics rebranding
Confidence
He isn't kidding about our immigration check. Regular security at the airport is just as terrifying.
Or emigration (I don't know what he said)
Oh, Applesauce you were right with immigration. Emigration is when you're leaving a country
True that. Every time I go to the airport, I believe I did something wrong and was gonna be caught for something I didn't do but then I pass through it fine and wonder why I was so worried......
Oh, Applesauce one time when I was going through US customs I got asked if I had ever been refused admitace to be US before I got worried that I was going to be refused at that point.
Oh, Applesauce ever heard of canadian border control It's literal hell
When he plays the simply nail logical music that just cracked me up man 😂
Catcookielover when?
angel_rose810 yaasss holo queen will approve!!!
I approve
this looks like the set up of a connor franta video
i'm not complaining
derek the dimple Connor DANta
lmao true
paige why
not
Dan, why do all your worst moments happen when you're travelling or at an airport?
Zen Kai Yi he's not used to the outside lmao
Zen Kai Yi traveling sucks.
It should be so that he will make a video about it so we can have something to laugh about
Hey buddy you in London?
yo internet, it's your boy *[DANIEL]* here.
character development
im chokinf
thats how my bff would talk lol no offence I guess
i watched dan growing up (teens) and i always wondered why he was “unlucky” with life encounters… i’m in my 20s now and i finally understood what he meant lol. sometimes the things that happened in my life can be a big fking joke sometimes 😭 the rewatchability of dan’s old videos makes me feel less alone and miserable
Dan I would like to apologize on behalf of The Bahamas for those taxi fights. We are a truly peaceful country. Would love for you to come back!!
The Brown Barbie ayyy 🇧🇸🇧🇸🇧🇸🇧🇸
XDXD
Lady:Tell me a joke
Dan: your president
Lady: touché
And Dan was never allowed in the US again...
If she lived in the south she would've hated that joke lmao
You can see in his eyes what 7 years of UA-cam does to you
Small Sugg omg so true 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Small Sugg I
yup
*'muse - dead inside' plays quietly in the background*
OMG HE REPLIED
This. This is why I watch Dan. He's such a good storyteller! 😂
can we all appreciate dan's shirt cause like 10/10 good shirt
you see, this is why i don't leave the house.
Canyoubelievejimininventedbeingsofkingcuteugh Same
Omgoodness same
Who needs "A Series of Unfortunate Events" when you have Dan's life in vlogs
I'm Seokjin and Welcome to Dad Jokes lol take that Lemony Snicket!
your username and profilepic is beautiful
I'm Seokjin and Welcome to Dad Jokes
I'm fucking crying at your username I'm sorry but oh my god
Eat A Mint Jungkook it honestly kills me too every time i read it myself, thank god for Jin and his jokes 🙏😔
This is so trueeee 😂😂😂😂
*jumpcut to dan with a dolphin head*
I LITERALLY SPIT OUT MY RAMEN DANIEL
....I legit thought you just went into a conference room labeled "Bahamas" or something in Florida, but you actually went to the fucking Bahamas. Dude. I am so sorry. But also I can't stop laughing at you 😂
dan: 'airport'
me: *GETS A FUCKING AIRPORT AD THE SECOND AFTER*
literally what the heck
tags...
"What do you do for a living?"
"I'm an entertainer - I make comedy skits and put them on UA-cam"
The easiest way to explain and you probably won't get the weird questions 😂
Lauren Harte you probably just saved this mans how do you feel
Hannah Wolfe yeah
Hannah Wolfe lol I was not expecting any likes or replies I'm a little confused rn 😂
'Entertainer' ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Anonymous Otaku yes he "entertains" me 👅
Wow his American accent has improved
Ender Pigs true tbh
Dan : "Your whole life is gonna go up in flames"
Me: Sooo Dan is on fire?😂💀
rebranddddd
Bad things happen to Dan in airports. First nearly blinding himself and crushing his pistachio Muffin, and now this. I send my sympathy, Dan.
Redbear and throwing up 24/7. That was before he blinded himself...nearly
Its simply Patricia oh yeah, when he got sunstroke!
Redbear Dan must have chronic bad luck whenever he's in an airport
I'm loving that shirt dan very floral
Lij Gilmour l o l
Lij Gilmour it just works, all of it😂
Lij Gilmour Very Tumblr aesthetic meme joker kind of outfit..........The fuck did I just say I don't know
Lij Gilmour YOU MEAN DANIEL
HOUSEPLANT
I’ve been to the exact airport Dan was at least five times now. He wasn’t joking about the drum band and the margaritaville ads.
*Dan makes a video longer than 2 seconds*
Me.... :
THOU SISTER DANIEL HAS BLESSED US, PRAISE THE LORD
Geh Hehe sista Daniel has prayed
HolyNarwhal *Worships to the gods at the church of memes*
Will something like this happen to Dan again?
Probe-ably
Ava Whitaker
.... **slow clap**
Go home.
im _done_
+fivehead urie dun*
Fluffy Tutorials XDDD
Only this shit happens to you Dan. You are the only person who can piss off an airport lady, go to the Bahamas, piss off a cab driver, and then get on a broken plane all in one day. How? How do you do it? I want my life to be that exciting!
Ninja Girl take my life instead I nearly die every week seriously I don't knew why but there's always something that should've killed me then but never does, I had a random skin infection that normally would've killed someone with how long it was left on me without treatment (not my fault I didn't even know I had one for a week) and I end up fine.
Ninja Girl Exciting and terrifying!
Buddy, as someone who has the similar luck levels, ( which seems impossible considering the hell Dan just described ) I can assure you:
You
don't
want
it.
This was posted the day before my birthday
No one cares but I found it cool
It's cool because he uploads, like, three times a year so you're lucky 😂😂
Happy birthday Danny
early squad lads. loving the new background "DANIEL"
:o
Yus
yikes didn't know it'd get this much attention😂
"gets a sunburn"
youtuber:
smøl acc NO WHY
smøl acc ??
smøl acc youtuber: I amost burned to death!!!/=!
smøl acc youtuber: I NEARLY BURNED TO DEATH
Mystical Dazzler eyyy we replied the same thing
"me and phil have these professional working visas"
ummm actually its phil and i
phil's glabella
F*ck you
phil's glabella omg😂
fuck you
But it is! Don’t insult the grammarians. We WILL come for you. And we WILL find you.
it is a jokeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee what the person saiddddddd
when she asked for a joke you should have said 'my life'
Emily P i thought he was gonna say it hahahah
*gets out of school away from all the assholes making jokes about him
*spends years gaining a loyal internet following
*following realises how easy it is to make fun of him and hes back where he started
*lol
Emily P I was laughing in class today and my teacher said something along the lines of 'if you're so funny then tell me a joke' and I said that. She wasn't amused😂
that's what I was thinking lol
GEEEE
Happy Birthday Daniel!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANIEL
Every other youtuber: *plane gets delayed
My airport disaster
Daniel Howell:
Tells a story of being kicked out of America creating taxi war and then getting stranded in the Bahamas
Dan looks like a criminal in his new passport.😂
Alexandria Johnson
IKR XD Dan is so amazing
Alexandria Johnson Who doesn't look like a criminal in their passport? 👐
Alexandria Johnson honestly who doesn't
aren't you not allowed to smile in those photos?
CheshireCat478 That goes without saying
Phil: Sweet talks the bald guy into letting him past. Dan: Gets evicted from the nation. Me: Shouldn't have rebranded Daniel.
Does anyone else REALLY want to hear what Phil said to the bald guy?
Gus L. ME
YES
OMG YES
omg yes
YES
That skit of Dan dancing in the line at 8:07 gets me every single time!
Dan's impression of a middle-aged American woman is sPOT ON
Jonah Morris truetrue